Lyrics: 

Why was the cat ever in the bag
What the hell's the matter with you

Authenticity doesn't guarantee
That everyone will like you
It guarantees
That you will like you

Man is born dicking around
And everywhere now he is locked in
The intellectual muscle
Is shoehorned into hustle
And i just don't really know where to begin

Rejecting excessive careerism
Meant that I was cleaving to a happy medium
And if you haven't noticed dear
I can definitely SMELL tedium

At the end of his rope
He said that ego was just swag and cope
His prevailing attitude was that
Personality is just arrogance and minimal aptitude

His wit was to be sure in proper trim
Because his advice was something near to divine
Namely that flirting with the chubby girl at the gym
Is like buying Bitcoin back in two thousand and nine

I've told you all this before
When the counter-revolution is done with jollity
They will make a fire 
With your beautiful oak door
And roast and eat your men of quality

While we are adumbrating on the humdrum
The protean are alike unto paul of old 
Who made all things to all men, 
That they might by all means rule some

Unlocking a key so significant it beat the Rosetta Stone to pieces
The coolest thing since the Brown Corpus
Indubitably proving our linguistic thesis's preamble
He said Zipf's law had predicted these Hapax legomena
And noodling on the final symbol's phenomena
He acted as if he'd circumlocuted a thimble
And exclaimed as if he'd made his day:
It's the klasmatogram for one-fortieth in Minoan Linear A!"

Back at the house
I got a question from my partner in crime
Why I carry a four five four pistola indoors
I said I don't trust the internet of things
She laughed
I laughed
The toaster laughed
And i shot the toaster
And it was an all around good time

It's the time of year
For writing internal corporate posts
That this meeting could have been better done
As an overnight visit from three ghosts

I wasn't about to go and besmirch
Her absolutely salacious bod
But any sufficiently crappy research
Is plainly indistinguishable from fraud.

And then i got back out to the plate
Deciding whether to hit or bunt
But the funniest thing
Was watching Alice from Queens
Entering hour seventy-two of a crash out
Arguing about the definition of combatant

She was miffed at my profligate shopping spree
Which netted sensational wonders near and far
And I thundered back TLDR

The Cat's Out Of The Bag / TLDR

We are two musicians from the south of Germany.
Kurt Seßler ist the songwriter and singer. Werner Zeeb - as a multiinstrumentalist - plays all the instruments and is the producer.

We have been working together since 2021 and released our first album "Märchen" (12 songs) in March 2022. 
In 2023 we released two singles:  "Wenn" (March 2023) and "N.N." (October 2023).
On April 5th, 2024 our first single with English lyrics “If No One” was released - a Pop/Rock-ballad.
On June7th, 2024 we released another single in English: "If You Believe Me", a progressive rock track. For the first time, there is also a music video.

Our latest release is the single "Superstar" (November 8th, 2024). An unplugged Contemporary Folk song, played only with acoustic instruments.

Our genre is Rock and Pop with influences from other music styles.

A therapeutic journey into a mix of jazz, classical, and a blend of types of electronica.  And a wry, gradual observation that promotion tends to only go as far as you push it.  At least I make my fellow musicians laugh a little.

It's a blessing to be able to create music and if someone enjoys my work, that's icing on the cake! All blessings come from God.

As a retired DOD Civil Service worker, I have time to record some. I have been recording at home sice around 1990 and some of my tracks are very old.  I‘ve had 50+ years in bands playing music of many types. I still play the club scene 3 to 4 times a month. Life is good!

I'm a Guitarist who likes to write, record and sing many styles of music. Please check out my tracks. I'm also enjoying the occasional collaborations.  Meeting some good friends on here and continuing to grow. Thank you for listening!


Es una bendición poder crear música y si alguien disfruta de mi trabajo, ¡eso es la guinda del pastel! Todas las bendiciones vienen de Dios. Como trabajador jubilado del Servicio Civil del Departamento de Defensa, tengo tiempo para registrar algunos. He estado grabando en casa durante unos 23 años y algunas de mis pistas son muy antiguas. He tenido más de 50 años en bandas tocando música de muchos tipos. Todavía juego en la escena del club de 3 a 4 veces al mes. ¡La vida es buena! Soy un guitarrista al que le gusta escribir, grabar y cantar muchos estilos de música. Por favor, echa un vistazo a mis pistas. También estoy disfrutando de las colaboraciones ocasionales. Conocer a algunos buenos amigos aquí y seguir creciendo. ¡Gracias por escuchar!

I am a solo acoustic singer/songwriter writing, recording, releasing and performing songs that cross multiple genres including acoustic, acoustic rock, rock, country, Americana, reggae and jazz - basically anything I can pull off acoustically.  I have written nearly 50 songs to date and find enjoyment in recording both original and cover songs.

I'm a sound engineer at Woods Studio that mixes and masters songs.  Check out my web page: https://woodsstudionorway.com, I only charge $25 US Dollars per song.  For only mastering, I charge $15 per song 
if you are interested. Email me to:
woods.studio.mail@gmail.com

At Woods Studio, we specialize in creating high-quality mixes and masters for your music. We work closely with you to understand your unique style and vision, and tailor our mixes to bring out the best in your tracks. With years of experience and a passion for music, we are dedicated to delivering exceptional results that exceed your expectations. Our team of experienced engineers use only the latest technology and techniques to ensure that your music sounds its best. From EQ and compression to reverb and delay, we have the skills and expertise to craft a mix that perfectly captures the essence of your music. Whether you're a solo artist or a band, we can help take your music to the next level. Contact us today to learn more.

I have attended an audio school and worked several years at a concert hall named Olavshallen https://www.olavshallen.no/arrangere/store-sal I followed Khaliq Glover’s courses and webinars. I've been into sound engineering since 1991 and mixed over 1000's of songs. I have previously mixed for One Time Records and have released a vinyl with Koalra. I also have mixed "Where Do I Go" with Chris TR that was airtimed on the BBC radio

I use Universal Audio, fabfilter, soundtoys, autotune, melodyne, ozone and Plugin Alliance plugins and have a Uad apollo interface .

 I also use outboard gear like the RME Fireface, Universal Audio 2-1176 stereo compressor , An Avalon channelstrip, a space echo RE-201, a Drawmer 1968 mkii, and a Lexicon Pcm92. Also a dual ssl eq 

If you have the session files I would be happy to mix your song. Let me know if you’re interested.

E-mail: woods.studio.mail@gmail.com
Web page: https://woodsstudionorway.com
Youtube page: https://www.youtube.com/@stereosonic5182
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/woods_studio_mixing/
Facebook page: www.facebook.com/Woods.Studio.Norway/
Donate: https://www.paypal.me/woodsstudio

Simon Alami is a Canadian composer with a passion for blending different musical styles and traditions. He draws inspiration from master composers. Simon's compositional style is characterized by a fusion of diverse elements and a willingness to experiment with new forms of expression. He currently lives in Montreal, Canada and is a proud member of the Canadian League of Composers (CLC), Canadian Music Center CMC and SOCAN.

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I'm a 24 year old musician from germany,
Hope you enjoy my music :)

YankuraLX is a rising force in the hip-hop and rap scene, known for merging innovative sounds with authentic storytelling. Drawing inspiration from iconic artists such as Lil Wayne, Young Thug, Emtee, and Asake, YankuraLX brings a unique flavor to the genre, blending melodic hooks with sharp lyricism that resonates with audiences around the world.

Emerging from a rich tapestry of cultural influences, YankuraLX has carved out a niche that reflects both personal experiences and broader societal narratives. His music encapsulates the vibrancy and rawness of contemporary life, making him a voice for his generation. With a distinctive style that fuses elements of trap, Afrobeat, and classic hip-hop, his tracks are as versatile as they are engaging.

YankuraLX's discography includes the highly anticipated releases "TrashFromDaDustbin II" and "TrashFromDaDustbin III," which showcase his growth as an artist and his relentless pursuit of authenticity in his craft. Additionally, his project "Ekasi: Our Stories" delves deep into the narratives of his community, celebrating its complexities and triumphs while highlighting the universal connections that bind us all.

With each release, YankuraLX continues to push boundaries and challenge conventions, earning him a dedicated fanbase and a reputation as one of the most innovative new voices in the industry. As he prepares to take his music to new heights, YankuraLX is poised to leave a lasting impact on the hip-hop landscape and solidify his place among the greats. 

Stay tuned for his upcoming projects as he continues to evolve and inspire through his art, bringing stories from the dustbin of life to the forefront of the stage.

The Cat's Out Of The Bag / TLDR

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