* HELLO  PEOPLE OF !!!
* IT S A PL3ASURE TO BE H ERE TONITE!!
* IT S ((Yours, truly)) FAVORITE ((Joker 2019)) ENTERTAIN-R AND LAUGHGIV-R
* Z00oT!!!!! ((colon d))
* AND HER L<3VELY ASSISTANT
* Dippy THE ((She's real))!! ((colon d))

* HEY YOUS!!! ((colon o))
* YOUS LOOK LIKE A ((Wonderful Audience))
* LOOKIN 4 SOMETHIN TA ((Laff)) THIS EVENIN?
* NEED SOME FRESSH ((Chutzpah)) MATERIAL?
* FEEL LIKE THIS WORDS STUPID PUNCHLINE?!??
* ((greater colon o))
* ((colon less))

* WELL HAVE WEE GOT A ((Show on the Road)) ((Jaws)) FOR YOUS!!
* YES YES, W3 WILL ((Crack you   ))!!
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ok i wrote a bit more dialogue than i thought i would.
but yes! this is part one of the 3 main spamton themes everyone likes and thinks are cool :0. maybe ill even make some of the other ones after the third one comes out! either way, i hope you enjoy!!

art by me ((colon greater)).

(1/3) Zoot

* H  RL0!!
* WAIT
* I SEE NY  BEFORE
* TH@?

BUG?

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M Phone

Then we shall begin.
Please meet ACTER. They are your AVATAR.

They are your body. You are their voice.
With your guidance, they will learn.
With your failure, they will die.
Their life is in your hands, as your goal is in theirs.

So then, Silver Moon,

Our tale will begin.

May your RESOLVE shine brighter tonight.

Title FUCKING Screen

* This is a big computer with a slot.
* Should I insert JE-Mail in it?

Yes      ♡       No

Song by @karolkpusta
Thumbnail by @mistydrawz

Breathing Machinery.

* CLOSE THE DOOR WILL YOU? YOU'RE-ZZZTTZ-LETTING IN A DRAFT!

* Wait--WHAT THE ZZTZZTZZ?!!?!?

* WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? WHY ARE YOU  PEOPLE?

* DIDN'T YOU READ THE-ZZZTZ-BLITHERING SIGN?

* I'M EXPECTING-ZZTZ-NO-ZZTZ-VISITORS!!

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Deltarune soon so I'm dropping some unreleased stuff. Here's a character that has existed from the start of this project. The main antagonist of ch6, THE SURGEANT. An old crazy coot from the looks of it but beneath his senile facade he is a cold and calculated general who's willing to keep the lightner and darkner war alive for as long as he still twitches and crackles with electricity. The twist was that he was a pure darkner and titan who once accompanied Gerson in his adventures through the bunker dark world that he opened. He lies still in his lighthouse waiting for the roaring so he may lead his troops into battle and fight along the king and queen of the titans. Maybe Ralsei can help. With a little persuasion that is.

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Design made with the help of: https://bsky.app/profile/dairyous.bsky.social

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/eribetra

Sprites by: https://www.tumblr.com/sas-stupendous-article

BR Ch6: Power Surgeant (Eribetra)

FHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA)(*!@&%)(!*@&%)(!@%
WELL LOOK WHO>>??
LOOK_WHO IT IS!!!@$
KRISMAS!!!@$ IT>S YOU!!@$
IT>S BEEN... A #LONGWHILE HASN_T IT!!@$
WHAT?????@!% DON_T:YOU??? DONTYOU RECOGNIZE ME.....?
WELL IT>S ONLY [Your] FAVORITE #GREYREINDEER!!@$
SPAMELLE! H.
NOW WHAT I:HAVE 4YOU IS:THE SPAMELLE! SPECIL!!!@$ ACCEPT THE #TermsAndConditions AND I#LL>>>????!@$
I#LLL???!@"%>>!:@%>:"
I!"@"!@>$"">!@$>">
FHAHAHAHAH!)@*%&!()@*%)(*!@%
THAT_S RIGHT!!:">@$
I NEED YOU.
AND_I BET YOU?!?@$?! NEED        THE            !!!!!:">!@>:"%:>!@>%:"!@>%>}{@#}{>{^ #HOLIDAYSPECIL
SO... SHOW_ME WHAT YA GOT!!">:!@$
FHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! #BattleTime

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Thumbnail art by @syasyanosya (with some slight edits by me)
Made in collaboration with @/SPAMELLE_ on twitter
Motifs used: Girl Next Door/Lost Girl

SPAMELLE!

* A somber melody, hidden in memory.

Music by: @RazFraz

Be Yourself

Track by @アマンaMan
⚋

* ( STOMP! )
* SILENCE!

* Ahem..

* So... Starting off: Changes in the Darkworld’s policies!
* (She continues on and on...)


* ...that is STRICTLY prohibited by the constitution…
* (It starts to fade into white noise.)
…

* (I'll just walk around instead.)

06. Mayor

YOU AND I, I AND YOU

A ceiling of fog drapes the stone
swallowing echoes
making dark its throne
Gloomy lights flicker weary and slow
memories of a sun 
the monsters will never know

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track by @shipel
thumbnail by @matt-king-323960599

BUG?

DIRECT-TO-DARKNESS