SANTA CLAUS vs. FREDDY FAZBEAR

WITNESS THE MIOST EPIC RAP BATTLE OF YOUR LIFE

COMPOSED & WRITTEN BY me
SANTA CLAUS SUNG BY me
FREDDY FAZBEAR SUNG BY https://soundcloud.com/drillo-85167721

Lyrics:
[SANTA CLAUS]
yo whats up freddy fucking fazbear
your name sounds like my ass hair
i'll rip you apart until you're nothing but a dead brown bear
i spread joy to kids and give them gifts, you spread trauma and give kids a sick death

how bout you act like the nice guy for once
i can rip you apart with my bare gloves bum
your robotic anatomy was carelessly put together in a factory and no one will care if i destroy you, they are thanking me

[FREDDY FAZBEAR]
shut up straight white man your name is fucking santa
your fatass is so big that it breaks every chair you sit on
im a robot filled with the dead body of kids
you're a white man who's filled with milk and cookies

you're a creepy stalker pedophile who breaks into kid's houses
i wait for them to come to me and shove them in a suit now
i know you're christian so let me repent all of your sins
stupid, dumb, fat and annoying

SANTA CLAUS vs. FREDDY FAZBEAR

SANTA CLAUS vs. FREDDY FAZBEAR [RAP BATTLE]

WALTER WHITE vs. SANS UNDERTALE

WITNESS THE SECOND MOST EPIC RAP BATTLE OF YOUR LIFE

Instrumental by me & https://soundcloud.com/hdboye
Walter White written & voiced by me
Sans Undertale written & voiced by https://soundcloud.com/hdboye

Lyrics:
[WALTER WHITE]
my name is Walter White also known as Heisenberg
my customers are snorting meth while you are snorting turds
i'm named after a scientist while you're named after a font
they think i am iconic, 'cause i'm the one who knocks

your clothes are so baggy you look worse than JESSE (mistah white)
my balding made me look badass while you look pretty silly
i've been cooking many pounds of meth in the RV
i'm truly breaking more bad than you will ever be

[SANS UNDERTALE]
ok now shut up meth-addict your ass is scared of this conflict
the baddest bad you'd ever be is skipping class at 17
one more word,  you're outta here my blast will make you disappear
come over here, we'll have a fight it's a beautiful day outside

i've killed hundreds you're just another chess piece to knock down
the only thing you'll do when dead is lie down cry and frown
even the human who i met last can beat your ass at any task
don't even try, you might just fail cause you should be burning in hell

WALTER WHITE vs. SANS UNDERTALE [RAP BATTLE]

A NEW INSTALLMENT IN RAW RAP BATTLES!
PHONE GUY (FNaF 1) vs. [REDACTED] (TMP)

COMPOSED BY me AND @drillo-85167721
PHONE GUY WRITTEN & SUNG BY me
[REDACTED] WRITTEN & SUNG BY @drillo-85167721

Lyrics:
[PHONE GUY]
uhh- hello
i'm the phone guy, dont try, in this place i am a known guy
helping people get settled on their first night
anyone would do just fine but it's your time to die from my raps you'll cry 

you're in a part-time nighttime shift where it's not your time to shine, this is a sign 
just back up walk out and everything will be alright
and maybe you'll  learn something about spending five nights

[REDACTED]
you hide the fact that you're a psychopath
i'll make you solve over 10 questions of math
you can't run or hide, and don't even try the door
cuz you know i'll send your ass right to the killing floor

i give em a wake up call, while you're an awkward dude
so get my questions right, or fingers you'll lose
with my murder hotel, I could kick your ass any day
that's why you already died right in your first game

[PHONE GUY] hey um
[REDACTED] Yeah?
[PHONE GUY] i know i just dissed you and all
[REDACTED] Uh-huh?
[PHONE GUY] but could you just check the suits in the backroom sometime
[REDACTED] Why would I?
[PHONE GUY] i'm gonna try to hold out until someone checks
[REDACTED] Uhh-
[PHONE GUY] maybe it wont be so bad.
[REDACTED] What's that?
[PHONE GUY] oh no.
[REDACTED] You know what? Screw this, I'm going back to torture some voodoo dolls.

WALTER WHITE vs. SANS UNDERTALE [RAP BATTLE]

Drillo

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