Slow prog rock?
Horrible guitar flailing. But not too bad. Only slightly bad.. :)

9 Notes On Dust

9 Notes On Dust (WIP)

Random House crap. Hate the cello.
Not finished. Quite like the lead apres 2min ish...

Hexual Ceiling

Hexual Ceiling (WIP)

Random choir shit.
(Title) takes the piss out of summer Ibiza wank that Armband van Tedium names after human rights hotspots etcs... 

Burma

Burma (WIP)

Random blues, sitting by the side of the Seine...

Inconsequential French Blues

Random classical piano shit. In the saddest of all keys :)

Clouds

Loathsome, hateful wank. I was challenged to make something musical out of standard trance sounds. I lost the bet :(

I Hate Trance

The title comes from conversation w/ friend about how sniffer dogs have the best dog job: they get to wear a fancy uniform, use a taser so their teeth don't get messed up & have their noses in drugs all day!

I wrote this over the course of a weekend, for a jazz-oriented album on teh Audiosex forum. I wanted it to be like a tour of the ages / stuff I like about jazz & instruments. It's (jazz) just an excuse to use good ones, which is a good enough reason. I imagined a quintent (?) of old, beardy jazzers gradually getn more worse for wear, but still tight and focused. Ish. >____> A bit like the form, over the years :D maybe. I tried to be in a swaggery, ballsy, upfront, take-no-prisoners, only stop when ya heart does kinda mood. I hope it came across! No theory was harmed (or used) or learned in making this mess!

I tried to just use trad / famous / notorious jazz instruments. It's about 95% played live, by me. Some (tiny bits) of the bass are edited and all of the drums are programmed. Most of the rest is just one take: out of the brain onto the page. The most annoying / difficult part was the reeds, having to redo the articulations is a colossal PITA! Everything else was pure infectious joy...

Anyway, this is dedicated to a pink fluffy panther who said "jazz is the end of all randomness". I hope he can see it does have some random stuff happen sometimes? I tried whenever possible to add in random stuff thoughtlessly (toms after crashes, crashes on wrong accent, random hats / rides / notes =) whenever anything was making too much sense. It didn't happen many times. I hope it remains a glorious, joyous, delirious mess of bravado and idiocy!

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super sniffer dog (jazz Is the end of randomness)

Slightly more finished. Drums are slightly more varied. Although they annoy me a lot. Guitar has been tweaked a little. Piano has some grace notes. It still all goes a bit Ron Burgundy, though.

Where We're Going, We Don't Need Rhodes

Where We're Going, We Don't Need Rhodes (WIP)

Summer Flowers

Summer Flowers (WIP)

A bit like poliomyelitis in the 19th century or something... V rough... And the strings are horrible. As most of it is. Horrible chord bits now have some EQ (!) so hopefully the bass sounds less turd...

Untrained Killer

Untrained Killer (Draft)

I'm just someone trying to make muzak using my brain. It sometimes succeeds in being hilarious.

super sniffer dog (jazz Is the end of randomness)

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