===== DIALOGUE =====
* What do you even want me to do with this?

===== NOTES =====
Plumey gives Young James a pair of dull scissors! They then go on to imply some probably-fucked up shit that I could not decipher. Oops.

Oh yeah, welcome to the world's earliest You Idiot replacement. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe a Slick AU out there has one I'm not thinking of right now.

===== MOTIFS =====
All motifs here originate from this very track.

[DTT: 2020] Dull Scissors

===== NOTES =====
Honestly this one's also actually pretty good. 4-to-5-year-old DashingToadietale tracks still kinda rock somehow what the fuck

===== MOTIFS =====
Your Happy Friend - https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie/underinsert-happy-plumey
The remaining motifs are original to this song.

[DTT: 2018] oH FUCK-

===== DIALOGUE =====
* TOADIE - 5 ATK 9 DEF
* An atypically excitable void.
* Not the kind to take little Susie to the Junior Prom, though.

===== NOTES =====
GOD why the fuck is this one so good actually

I think my favourite part about this track, minus just. The energy it has, is that I actually added even more to it motif-wise than the Nyeh Heh Heh! replacement even had.

The dialogue is hella old -- shockingly it EXISTED back when I first uploaded. The dialogue references the song "Excitable Boy", and some of its lyrics (although tweaked to match Gender).

===== MOTIFS =====
Your Happy Friend - https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie/underinsert-happy-plumey
oH FUCK- - https://soundcloud.com/dtt-archive/dtt-2018-oh-fuck
The remaining motifs are original to this song.

[DTT: 2018] Battletoadie

===== NOTES =====
I guess this is where I explain the weird history I've had with Mycaesium's name, huh.

Alright, so... many many MANY years ago, back when I was a wee idiot making music on fucking Midsequer, I would often try to make my self-insert Megalo. As one frequently does. Before Slick finally came up with Mycaesium, I'd tried my own hand at naming these monstrosities. I'm pretty sure the very first version was called like MANIACALOVANIA (before I changed it to HAPPYLOVANIA when uploading it, mind you) or some dumb bullshit

Contrary to what DashingToadietale would have you believe I actually used to be a pretty positive person? So much so that I was basically trying to come up with the name for "happiness mania", as one did back in 2016-2017.
Eventually I think it went to "Manicdepressionlovania" for like, maybe one version, because... I don't. I really don't know. Some dark ages shit for sure, though. Anyways, eventually I added two plus two, being that there was a much easier word for "manic depression" (one that I'm also certain is just. More correct nowadays anyways), that being Bipolar.

I'm gonna go a head and acknowledge that that might've been a particularly poor move on my part! Naming a self-insert Megalo after a mental disorder -- especially one you don't have -- is not a good thing to do! But I was like 16 and chronically only, I sadly didn't know much better (even if I arguably should've), it... honestly took me a bit too long to realize the problem in it. I think I just thought it sounded cool and that was pretty much the only reason I kept it that way as long as I did.

There was, however, ANOTHER person with the bright fucking idea to name their Megalo BIPOLAR, someone who would amass a much greater following by the time they'd release that than I had at the time. I'll skip the whole "weird one-sided joke rivalry" segment of my 5 year monologue here but eventually it just kind of became a personal in-joke that we both ended up going for the same name for our self-insert Megalos, even if that's not what mine's called these days.

===== MOTIFS =====
Your Happy Friend - https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie/underinsert-happy-plumey
Just Your Average Toadie - https://soundcloud.com/dtt-archive/dtt-2018-just-your-average-toadie
oH FUCK- - https://soundcloud.com/dtt-archive/dtt-2018-oh-fuck
BIPOLAR (by @polarial2 / whatever their current @ is they have like 20 alts) - https://soundcloud.com/polarial2/closurecord-office-closed-bipolar-v4

[DTT: 2018] BIPOLAR Joke Lmao

FOUL DAEMON! I SHALL THWART YOUR EACH AND EVERY TRESPASS IN *insert snowdin replacement here!
BACK, FOUL DAEMON, OR BE VANQUISHED EVEN FASTER THAN YOU'VE COME TO EXPECT NYETH HETH HETH!
-
hehe Theseus its quite literally papyrus but with funnier quotes fr
(ALso for the contest)

[Deluge] BONEBOYAGE

Replaces "FIGHT BACK"

Motifs:-
- Original
- Megalo Clamour: https://soundcloud.com/airenn171/megalo-clamour
- Vs. Susie [Modified]
- Darkness Falls [Modified]
- The Big Shot! (Mellow Piano Backing): https://soundcloud.com/more-moonster/a-wild-salesman-approaches
- Lost Girl

Original Mix by @squeakep

[Secretswap Chapter 2: Dominate Route] [[Shame On]] YOU

carnival

Deltarune Chapter 3 UST - Final Act!

track made in 2021 for fun

yt post: https://youtu.be/FGk2q785Txw

Wise Frog

"Wise Frog" - ENA (Fantrack)

say, kid..
mind if i ask you somethin'?
nothin' too serious.. there's just..
there's this THING..
y'know, of the cat-dog persuasion.
i think you know what i'm talking about.

Sprite by @vuristo

028 - mind if i ask you somethin'?

hey, over here!
through this door!

ah, ain’t it nice to be away from the blisterin’ heat of hotland?

so you’ve been pretty busy, eh?
been a long journey so far.
and it only gets harder from here…
ya think you’re up for it, freak?
…

sorry, I keep callin’ you that.
truth is…
i’m projectin’ a little.

ya see…
i dunno man…
i guess sometimes i feel like i’m less of a monster than everyone else.
i’m just a stitched-together mess of bits and pieces of dead randos.

(Frisk gives sans a patient smile)

though i guess that’d make me more monster than most!
hehe…

ya know what…
you’re alright, kid.

…
i hear stories of the surface…
rumours that it ain’t as great as it’s cracked up to be..

It’s great - - - It’s awful

really now…?
well to tell you the truth kid…
I’ve never really cared about gettin’ up there.

anyway, i’m startin’ to ramble now.
thanks for helpin’ me clear my mind kid.
cya around…

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This is the "Some Sun Would Be Nice" replacement for my tired and old "Puppet Pipeline" joke AU, "Undertale: The Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where whatever charlie calls TOP Papyrus takes the role of Charuh in addition to Samms taking the role of Frisky Freakster so the name apparently makes slightly more sense somehow but I disagree!

Clearing a clouded mind - [Undertale: Somewhere similar]

This account is dedicated to archiving older uploads pertaining to DashingToadietale, such as tracks from the most recent scrapped version, but also tracks from much much earlier, back in the day where this... wasn't much of a proper AU and more of an excuse to make self-insert tracks.

(Not like this ISN'T an excuse for that, but, y'know, uhh... shut up? /lh)

Canon DashingToadietale content can be found here: @dtt-ost

Unless stated otherwise:
* The music is created by @dashingtoadie-the-sequel
* The dialogue for 2019's version of DTT was written by @dashingtoadie-the-sequel

[DTT: 2020] Dull Scissors

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