Always take money from a pessimist. They won't expect it back.

Two young cats from Cola who, after fuckin up the stand-up comedy game, are now after the hip hop throne.  

The Open Mics is an all-star squad consisting of rapper Philabuster and producer Morty Flapjacks.

Philabuster has been listening to rap since he was a kid. He recalls his first inspiration to be Snoop Dogg, after hearing his DVD commentary on "Starsky and Hutch". He got fired from his job making grilled cheeses because he would always burn them.

Producer Morty Flapjacks was abandoned in the woods as a baby and raised a pack of wolves.  He began teaching himself music production after he noticed a picture of Dr. Dre burned in his grilled cheese.  Clearly a sign from the rap gods, Morty ate the sandwich and began making beats that mere mortals cannot fully comprehend.

Only the best things get better with age—wine, whisky, cheddar, beef, 401ks, and the list goes on.Yung Gravy gets better with age too. For all of the swagger and style he exhibited upon his arrival, he somehow got even smoother since introducing himself back in 2016. The jewelry is more expensive, the outfits are more ostentatious, the hair is longer, and the flows are harder. Of course, the multiplatinum Minnesota-born MC is still the kind of guy you keep away from your mom(if you don’t want a new stepdad). 2018’s Snow Cougar EP blessed the world with the RIAA certified platinum singles“Mr. Clean”and“1 Thot 2 Thot Red Thot Blue Thot.”His 2019 full-length debut,Sensational, yielded the gold-certified “Magic” and gold-certified “Whip A Tesla” with best friend and longtime cohort bbno$(pronounced “baby no money”). Alongside bbno$, he dropped the Baby Gravy EP and its follow-up Baby Gravy 2 EP. Meanwhile, Gasanova put the pedal to the metal with gold-certified “oops!!!.”He joined forces with Dillon Francis for the Cake & Cognac EP and a blockbuster co-headline tour. He’s the rare force of nature who can shut down arenas with Limp Bizkit or co-star in a music video with a cast member from Vanderpump Rules. Manifesting his dream collaboration, he wound up sharing the screen with Martha Stewart in a commercial for her frozen food line shown in theaters nationwide. After streams in the billions, packed venues, and "side missions” with Martha Stewart plus dropping his brand new single “Betty” which reimagines Rick Astley’s classic “Never Gonna Give You Up”, he stirs up his tastiest sauce yet with more music to come in 2022.

flowers. girls. memories. ideas. 

contact & booking: thejonahterry@gmail.com

This Soundcloud is set up by Stefan Karl Stefansson the actor or Robbie Rotten, Mark Valenti Lazy Town head Writer and Mani Svavarsson the composer of the song 'We Are Number One' which has become a meme sensation that possibly climaxed in a live event on Facebook on December 11th 2016. 

These soundbites are here graciously set forward by the Mani the composer for you all to play with! Say ...We love you Máni!!!

We honor humor and creativity and we also want to thank those who have supported Stefan Karl in his ongoing cancer battle on the GoFundMe page that his friends set up for him. https://www.gofundme.com/2tm9tqk

19 year old folk singer- songwriter from the mountains of south carolina. spare bedroom self recordings. contact me via soundcloud.

Indie music released under the name J.S. Terry, also in the band beachslut and cabin fleurs.



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Email:  4CoolBoyChris@gmail.com

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