EVERY ANIMATION VS ANYTHING EVER!

ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II

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RapPads Battles & Diss Tracks Vol 1

B is for Billy

Rap battle

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/474ommuzczk

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garbageGothic as Derpy Hooves
Ken-chan as Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Ebony:
I’m good at so many things, and rapping is one of them
For looking like such a prep, it seems you’ve done none of it
Got Magic and Friendship, ho, you can just ask B’loody Smith
Like Hasbro, I’m taking names - better stick to Muffins, bitch
Not tryna read stories from all your dweeb bronies
You’re stepping to me, Dopey? You’re Little and below me
The fuck is an e-pony when met with the E-bony
Derpy better flee ‘fore we turn this Smile HD gory
This animation error was just run through the floor
You give me more of a fuckin’ headache than Dumblydore
So call it Nightmare fuckin’ Night how I’m Mic the fuckin’ Mic
When my lines are from a knife to take a Slice out of your Life

Derpy:
Ehhh, I don’t buy it. Your author’s pretty sketchy
Like, not even Cupcakes is played off this edgy
She passed it off as satire but when the curtains are drawn
She’ll stay crying to herself like “I just don’t know what went wrong”!
We teach good morals, but grammar? Uh, well
How did you get into Hogwarts if you can’t even spell?
You put the “emo” in “demon”, all your costumes are just drab
Ditch your Hot Topic goth fit, I’ve got this in the bag
Yeah, in merch, my name is shuffled, but that just goes to show
That Hasbro only calls me “Muffins” when I’m making the dough
With my rhymes fresh out of the oven, ironic, as my foe
Your Author’s finally in something that’s actually of Note

Ebony:
Quit flaming me, poser! You think I’m demented? 
I’m not the one that got cancelled for being offensive
And with your creepy adult pervs and conflicted reception
Your show became like your eyes - going two different directions
Pull out the wand to put your ass out to pasture
Turn Hooves into glue - abra-cadaver
The title’s My Immortal ‘cuz my legacy is ageless
While you’re turning the page onto the next generation

Derpy:
There’s bad parts to all fandoms, and you’re the Prime example
‘Cuz I think that it’s pretty cheap how your shipping is handled
A worse love story than Twilight is all that you could conjure
So as a lead, it’s pretty clear that our Tara is Stronger
Your tale of satanic magic won’t fly with us
‘Cuz from my run-ins with Tirek, I’m not surprised you sucked
Now, I’ve gotta go - this mail won't deliver itself
Oh! But I do have one letter to hand you -
- it’s an L!

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Derpy Art by GrumpyCryptid
Ebony Art by BMB
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Derpy Hooves vs Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

LYRICS

Edward Scissorhands:
Oh, is it my turn? Well I guess it’s time to battle rap
Uh, they tell me you’re the one who was useless until the second act
And with your fear of the dark, I feel bad for throwing shade
Because I slice through blood like leaves, you’ll take one look at my flow and faint
Are you okay? You have trouble taking control of your own body
At least somebody loves me, you stay in stockholm with Togami
Dust is enough when your colorful cast’s trying to draw killers out
But how you’re acting with Komaru, I think I know why you like scissors now

Toko Fukawa:
Can’t stand your voice, it’s like clashing fingernails with
A chalkboard, Hifumi could write better than what your tale is
You’re awkward, coming from me, when you’re hiding inside your mansion
As the decrepit steampunk version of Marilyn Mans- *achoo*
Now that bitch is gone, I can actually diss Pinocchio
You’re only known as the guy who cuts bushes as the folk’s hero
Struggling with dinner, but I’m firing beef with beats and roasts
Got chased by one cop? I’ve stayed under the police’s nose!
Throwing tantrums after being called names and you still think your shit’s class?
I can't be afraid of the man who walks like he’s got a stick up his ass!
Aw, you faked your own death just so you could protect your darling?
It’d be a nicer gesture if you were actually Prince Charming! 

Edward Scissorhands:
You flunked with your show so you fled to Another Episode
How could you stand behind words when you got beaten by a megaphone?
Your players wish you'd jump to conclusions that could actually win trials 
Meanwhile, you blame the victim at the death of their idol

Toko Fukawa:
So submissive, I’d say grow some spine ya’ stupid bitch!
I’d slash your face through and through but you already beat me to it, bitch!
Broke your future with a gut stab as windows shatter
Heart breaking at the seams, as if you take after your master!
Achoo! You’re so uptight, but that’s clear looking at your posture
You’re MCR mixed with Disney’s Frankenstein’s Monster
So make like your hands and drop dead while you’re at it
Not the first time bodies have dropped from your attic

Edward Scissorhands:
I couldn’t pick at your raps locks even if this was Towa Tower
The scars I cause are one more reason not to shower
Is Rowling your writing prodigy? ‘cause this griffith spits the worst burns
But this ultimate should know that a mockingbird eats the bookworm
Dysfunctional family due to a blood test, now all that you have left is your stink bug friend
Thought you’d let out your anger by leaving boys struck dead, but you got blamed for turning Chihiro blood red
Surprised you could make it to the end with a kill count in your pocket 
But you’ll fall flat like your sprites as I lock you back in the closet

CREDITS 

Lindz as Toko Fukawa
https://www.castingcall.club/m/Lindz
Trina Deuhart as Genocide Jack
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvUCST8Of2QzqMJ71fhYNig

Zawesome as Edward Scissohands
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1BXGFJ-CmuxPSQ7lB6dppg

Written by Rabi 
Additional Help by Dani Frias and Fightmarker
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1NU_TJWrmJbGAyVtPu-Hdw
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGg
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal
Beat by Dansonn
Edward Scissorhands art by CyanCoat
https://twitter.com/CyanCoat
Thumbnail by Rabi

Toko Fukawa vs. Edward Scissorhands - Rap Battle

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGalnal9RdI

bblackroses as Spinel
Jenni No Mercy as Bendy

Bendy:
I’d tell you to stay quiet and seated during my picture show
But after 6000 whole years, you must be a pro
You’ll be flamed with fires of hell, the Dancing Demon’s bringing heat
I’ll resurrect the flow and turn my pen into an Ink Machine
Your show began with a resplendent performance
Just for the last half to go and ignore it
Your story was gutted and left just to bore us
A sacrifice that would impress Sammy Lawrence
Abhorrent, the only thing Bendy’s your morals, you go back and forth with your cheap talk 
And then singing is all that it takes to convince ya to turn back to good? That’s a Sheep Song
You push all your problems on Steven (woah) no wonder that you weren’t remembered (no)
Countless times I’ve been on screen and I’ve never seen a bigger projector (ohh)
We raised some cash for war bonds, but I’d rather stay abandoned
Than become a servant for 3 space nazis, you propagandist
30 damn years and we’re not offering Joey Drew any forgiveness
You were hellbent on revenge, then got redeemed in roughly 90 minutes
So how ‘bout you run right back to that wasteland that you call your home
I’m sure that Pink Diamond really misses her garden gnome

Spinel:
Well, well, well, well! Now isn’t that a shame
It must be pretty hard to not exist in your own game
Aww, but I’ll lend you a hand - so cheer up, little joker
I keep my best friends close and my enemies even closer
So call up your cult to come save ya
‘Cuz you’ll never win, you wimp
With how Sammy’s acting to praise ya
You’re putting the “imp” in simp
Got all this ink, but no paper
You’d beg for my Rejuvenator
Shilling out Soup just to save your Bacon
No wonder your business sinked
Yeah, you’re a Joey when hip hopping
Trapped in The Cycle, this kid’s washed up
The only time you’ve got drip on ya’s
When bleeding through like an ink splotch
on my pen, scrawling these sick bars that I spin onto this imp-oster
This gem’s polished, you’re flip flopping, you sing songs, I’m a pink monster
I took over the entirety of Earth to start a fire
And unlike you, i don’t need to pull it off with Marki-pliers
Armed with an Injector that kills and poisons whole landscapes
But I could never match the toxicity of your fanbase


Bendy:

Now, doll, we’re both victims to creators who lied
But mine was just untruthful, yours straight up banged Greg and then died
And you stayed guardin’ that garden alone - bummer, so sad
While I’m chillin’ with millions of fans - rubber hose mad!
I’m ballin’ in this battle here, you’re bawling ‘till you’re outta tears
If I witness one more fight scene with crying - I’m outta here!
Maybe a child would be entertained by how you cling to Pink and play
But now it seems both your loved ones and your fanbase begin to Drift Away

Spinel:

I’m laughing now at your attempt to scare me, I’ve seen deadlier Killers from Sadie’s rock band
All of your arguments suck against me but it makes that all Bendy has are strawmans
Talk about children? Just look at your fanbase - They’re the only ones who want to play ya
Don’t even try to backtrack on that, buddy, ‘cuz I know that’s all that your awful game does
You’re just another viral indie tryna squeak out some cash
Your biz is ink because you’re copying from previous fads
That’s right, we’ve heard your story over and over and over again
Gee, it’s swell you finally met the fate of all the other trends

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Spinel Art by s0_sm0l
Bendy Art by BMB
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz, Freshy Kanal and GlitchDude
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal, GlitchDude and Sebb

Spinel vs Bendy - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

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CREDITS:
Written By: Eric The Audible, Freshy Kanal
Mixed and Mastered By: Freshy Kanal
Edited By: Eric The Audible
Additional Help By: Snakebite126
Thumbnail By: ThatTacoGod
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CAST:
Eric The Audible - Brutus
Freshy Kanal - Judas
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LYRICS:
Brutus (0:13)
I don’t believe your folktales, myths, and so called holy stories
In rome we hang the christians, but you have done that for me
I hold one word of wisdom that came from Christ - your lord
That you have crossed the wrong fellow, it’d be best if you had never been born

But whatever inform me, how does a disciple go from beloved brethren
To locked out of heaven’s door
He got knocked down so many levels, how’s the weather beneath hell’s seventh floor? 
Brutus is brutal, abusive to Judas, convictions so true I’m complicit in coups
And if you believe a word of your scripture, you’ll pray for peace then lick my boot

Ugh, and some think you’re tragic? You’ve got to be kidding me,
I was killing for Italy, you shilled out for some silver piece
Take it back with new taxes, when the General barges in 
Let’s see that armor of God versus the arms of my army men

We’ll discard of your carcass - turn that new field into a farmland
The senator’s ending you in this - beggin’ my pardon
Instead, give your testimony for all of rome to vote
But I suspect you’ll be ejected from the canon - that’s all he wrote 

Judas (1:06)
You don’t think I understand? I betrayed the son of man
You think it’s easy to break the spirit of one whose damned
But there is something you forget with the opponent you choose
That a man such as I, now has nothing to lose

Give it up like its Calvary, when I rap on beat, you will gnash your teeth
And have your speech interrupted by maddened weeps, You can’t slash yourself away from God’s wrath you heathen
You’re backed in the corner looking at this match you’re meeting, You’ll be praying for your enemies to cast you freedom
I blast at thee and compact the heat, the flame you speak of couldn’t measure up to half of my blasphemies

My fiendish deeds made me a bookmark of the past, brother
You chopped a Caesar like a waiter for my last supper
I’m not to point out your speck when my eyes cleaved by a tree 
But you and your cousin have sex? that’s low even for me 

Stop pretending that your violence wasn’t part of your pride, saw your buddy had the power and you darkened inside
Then you killed him in an hour stabbed his back with the knife, yeah this general’s a coward disregard of your life
Every translation shows that Brutus meant the stu-pid-est
Exposing you with my flows (muah) Judas diss

Brutus:
Don’t scandalize my frame of mind, rebellion runs in my family line
If you and your lot plan to die, I’m taking pride in tyrannicide

Judas:
Pride cometh before the storm: Know our end’s fire
God will shatter your legacy, like your empire

Brutus:
You dare to threaten me about how your con’s so pious
I’ll cleanse my hands of this battle like Pontus Pilate 

Judas:
You’re a servant to sin, so convinced I’ve lost hope
Pray god has mercy for slaves - but then again “when in Rome”

Central Rap Battles: Brutus vs. Judas

WATCH THE FULLY ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKEQ4xZ_-ng

Michael Malconian as Shaggy
Freshy Kanal as Crazy Dave
littleflecks as Scooby-Doo

Crazy Dave:
It’s Crazy Dave but you can just call me Cray-Z killin’ a beat
Flames emitting whenever Blazing’s bringing the heat
A wave’s beginning so play the game or, hippie, stay in your lane
And listen because this neighbour ain’t spitting peas 

Your gang of misfits think you’re Heroes? (think you’re Heroes?)
Man, the only undead you’re fighting are your rebooted casts
Everyone can tell this shroomhead is a zero (He’s a 0!)
I think you’re safe from the zombies ‘cuz brains are something you lack!
Freeze.

I’ve been reviewing your dubious movies
And, dude, I’ve concluded what truly is spooky
Is when you be Dooing a Doobie with Scooby
And then end up screwing the pooch like a floozie 
Give up the ghost of exposing the supernatural
You’re just showing off rich white crafting
Cuz all of the brats that you’re catching are capitalists
Guess that’s what the point of the mask is

I’ve been known to help lazy neighbours in my town, but right now
I’m putting this couch potato in the ground like SPUDOW!
Ditch the pot, maybe try one on your head
Or the only ones “launching all-out attacks on you” will be feds!

Shaggy:
Zoinks! You’re the largest g-g-ghoul I’ve ever seen
Man, I love to chow, but dude, even the zombies eat their greens
You should time travel to when your games actually had some meat
Like, your appetite’s so greedy, you’ve got EA to a T!

You would think I’m packing Plant Food, my pockets glisten and gleam
I’m stacking the green, constantly chopping your Wisdom Trees
Franchise in the lead since you were still in your daddy’s seed
Like, it looks like our next crossover’s Direct-to-PvZ!

Take your half-assed cash grab trash plant patches and scrap ‘em 
Even if your execs get Scrappy and beg to “Lemme add ‘em!”
Like, you’ll never get away with those premium package schemes
In this battle, won’t need to go Ultra Instinct - man, are you challenging me? 


Crazy Dave:
I think you’ve made your point. You’ve got enough cash.
Now how ‘bout you split up and look for who the fuck asked?
If we’re talking business, I know Rogers misses signals, but jinkies
Quit asking Dinkley to visit your Twiddydinkies!

Listen, Stinky - all your catchphrases and tropes are old and tired
While our games are so groundbreaking, we even got through to China
All your reductive redundant whodunnit stuff is for babies
But I watched more than one episode - why? ‘Cuz I’m CRAZY!

Shaggy:
Quit talkin’ smack, I’m lookin’ like a Scooby Snack fit in these jeans
While no lady’s ever loved you ‘cuz you’re as big as the Mystery Machine
Like, good thing you’ve got those mowers, man, you’ll need them if ever you shave
Dude, you couldn’t get in Penny, but still managed to drive her away!

Withstanding your Cob Cannons, the scariest lawn terror
Got damage like Gargantuars - Hannah-Bar-Bearer
Your franchise is decomposing with every microtransaction
And I’m dancing on your grave - like you did Michael Jackson

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Cover Art Designed by Eddiefrb
Shaggy & Dave Art by BMB
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal & Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Shaggy vs Crazy Dave - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEylfzORiA&t

Alex M. as Light Yagami
Freshy Kanal as Ryuk
Azia as Monika

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LlY6bn1NnbLBvAdaOUuu-X1MTQZVaPJgUJqqQA6gzqg/edit?usp=sharing

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Coverart Design by Eddiefb
Coverart Artwork by TripleStabber
Mixed, Mastered & Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal

Light Yagami vs Monika - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

New Season, New Vibes, New Battle! Today we have the 46th and current President of the United States, Joe Biden, pitted against old time folklore myth, Sandman! Enjoy!

CAST:
Zawesome as Joe Biden
Commander Jacob as Sandman

LYRICS:
JOE BIDEN:
Why is it that Joe Biden’s the first in his family
That’s forced into battling this fantasy, it’s a tragedy
But actually, I’ve faced bigger travesties in my past
Now Catholic Jack is taking America back, en masse
Ole Ole (Ole Ole), gettin’ intimate real slowly
Creepin’ kids right on their beds, that’s some malarkey, holy moly
I’m running laps (running tracks), around your ass, I’m a machine
And sleepy wants to beat me? In your dreams
But there’s a gleam brighter than my teeth when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
I inspire hope with a speech when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
What I brought to’em, taught to’em, vaccines, baby
All you do is put a crowd to sleep when you talk to’em 

SANDMAN:
Let me keep a close eye on your lines- now wait a minute
I think I’ve heard that verse before, it’s a bit kinning Kinnock innit
Step to the dream emcee, *stretch* I’ll go ham then
Run a track around me? *yawns* Let’s Go Brandon
I ain’t creepy, I’m calmin’, coolin’, soothin’ the juvenescence 
The iridescent candescent rapper spittin’ with efflorescence
Status Quo Joe, throwin’ stones, makin’ claims, but the film shows
With him rubbin’, perusin’, droolin’ over the adolescence
I’ma need ya to kill the hypocrisy, rampant in your democracy
Stop saying what you’re gonna do and fight for what you’re promising
Cu-Cu–Cu–Cu-Cuz you? You’re old news
Your sun is setting like the dude who came before you

JOE BIDEN:
What’s with that sluggish verse, you gotta clap back better
Because comparing you and me, I simply Build Raps Better
And Ole look it just takes a little time to get things moving
I’m tryin’ to bring us all together, get this nation improving
Unlike that immature adult, insecure asshole
Droppin’ 80 mill, got his ass out of the capitol
Droppin’ 2 trill, Scranton’s top office celebrity
Your office topped 300 mill, we dropped it from our memories 

SANDMAN:
Shhh, I think it’s time for you to go to sleep
Wanna be Roosevelt, but you can’t help being a sheep
To Chuck and Nancy, can’t stand on your own cuz you’re weak
Your only droppin’ promises Joe, now your futures looking bleak
But go on about the hope from your out of touch ticket
That’s great Joe, you did it, now do something with it

Beat By: Dansonn
Mixed By: Musiclide
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Joe Biden Vs Sandman | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

Rap Shit It Out Musically  Apollo Diss

Hometown Proud Maverick Diss

Minnesota Vs Everybody DRnova & DJ Melcolm

DRnova Vs Mock5 Battle 1

M Savage And Ish Talker Diss

LYRICS

Norman Bates:
Welcome to Bates’ Motel, I’m your competitor
Do you have a reservation? You’ll be getting served
I know rap battles are meant to show the worst in a man
So if you’re watching, I’ll show you the kind of person I am
I’ve never met a customer as strange as you
I think it’s best if your background just stayed taboo
What with the rituals and how exactly is your family? I forgot-
Oh god (gags) your family tree should’ve stayed in the writer’s block 
I’m Hitchcock’s finest; from the film to projector
Your character Genocide Jacked some traits and swapped the gender
Mother, what would you say? Make sure his ghostly clique has gone extinct
Then hang his head from a noose and make him choke- no bondage kink

Korekiyo Shinguji:
(Kehehe) Oh sister, won’t you look at this resident-
A man with more in his closet than just his mother’s skeleton
I see humanity and beauty work wonderfully in tandem
But I’d find it hard to call your creeper smile handsome
Killed a wife and cop, then you were quickly caught
Gaslit yourself, convinced it’s your mom
Considering the dumpster fire that was your business
I’ve seen kinder hotels out of Vivziepop
The woman of your dreams was just within reach
Blood’s on your hands as you sulk in misery
Oedipus complex? I see it very simple
Your jealous mother wished her son was simply sin-free
My sister’s by my side if I ever need support 
Your arguments should be solved with a ouija board
Be scared if you ever put on the dress and wig since
This pussy fits perfect as my 100th victim

Norman Bates:
Were those your best lines? Well then, I must confess
Your see-saw must’ve been the only time you’ve got an upper edge
‘Cause in rap and trial, you lose your temper and cower
Seems you need to wash up sir, here, step in the shower
Think you attract with the thread of red rope, well
I can tell you, no Love’s coming out of your Hotel
That execution couldn’t make what you’ve sung any hotter
‘Cause you’re like Marrion’s car, it seems you’ve sunk in the water
When I pull the curtain, know that my stabs cultivate violence
You should’ve picked up from your case and learned when to stay silent
So please, don’t throw another fit in my business
Or you’ll be coughing up blood like you caught your sister’s illness

Korekiyo Shinguji:
Bring my sister in this and I’ll tear your nerves out
Then use the melting pot flames to make sure your motel burns down
Stay calm, Korekiyo, his words remain baseless
He’s just one more thing that should’ve stayed in the basement
You blame your spilled blood on your sick delusions
Yet you freak out at the mention of “institution”
Animals lifeless like everything you just spat out
Broke the home of Stockholm, now you’re trapped in your own madhouse

CREDITS 

Toni Rigatoni as Norman Bates
https://soundcloud.com/user-286339925
Krystal as Korekiyo Shinguji
https://soundcloud.com/krystalmeth02

Written by Rabi
Mixed, mastered, and additional instrumentation by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Ear 2 Tha Beat
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
Thumbnail art by JesseBoxVO
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb6Gxnbj2fJs5n_Pug9x0gQ
Thumbnail by Rabi

Norman Bates vs. Korekiyo Shinguji - Rap Battle

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fHLoH6F13c

The Kevin Bennett as Pico
RecD as Blitzo
Fightmarker as Boyfriend (CAMEO)

Pico:
Way back in 1999, was breaking new grounds
Now in 2022, still breaking Newgrounds
I’ve graduated and you’ve just entered the school grounds
You think you’re Tricky, but I’m the one killing you, clown (look)
You better can it, fool, you’re lookin’ like Cassandra junior
I’ll blam and school ya with my gang of shooters
When I make that A.K. pop, ain’t no motherfucker stanning Loona
There go at least 90% of all the fans that viewed ya
I see a goth kid, turn off the business shtick
And I’m dropping sicker shit than your daughter’s syphilis
Tell that dog to listen, sit, shake a paw, then send a hit
To her jaw and split the bitch like her pa’s relationships
Now I’ve just gotta burn some lead to get the crowd Funkin’
This man’s known for turnin’ heads - so quit the owl fucking
My trauma ain’t half as bad as what’s in that head of yours
I thought I saw a real opponent - that’s Blitzophrenia

Blitzo:
Okay, first of all, it’s Blitz, pipsqueak, don’t fuckin’ try it
Like the viewers when this bitch speaks, the “O” is silent
Now, I may be a demon, but your creator is fucked
What kind of freak thinks “Hmm, Columbine’s not racist enough!”
You fucking edge lord, that shit’s like a razor blade
And then when Funkin’ blew up, you were too risque to play
Until ninjamuffin said “fuck it, let’s just make him gay”
Your story, your preference - man, not even your As are straight
Aww, you think I’d feel bad and comfort you through this?
Bitch, you are an ass-ass-in, I don’t give two shits
You used to be badass, quit pandering to kids
Adding thousands of oblivious toddlers to lists
Now I see why your father - didn’t want ya - took the fast lane
I fucked your daddy - then I’m outtie - that’s a Flash bang
You’re the virgin version to the chad Piconjo, it’s true
I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but you probably do
Although you’re not who I pegged to try to top me
Like Millie with a strap-on in bed, that takes Moxxie, kid
So if things don’t work out as the officer of your hood school
I’d like to hire you - as my personal footstool

Pico:
Take on this kid from Columbine, I’ll stand you all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
And that’s your whole group of furries shot up all at one time, ‘cuz I’m

Pico & Boyfriend:
(PICO!) 
The one and only
You’re a cheap clone of me, like Fizzaroli
You left him behind and ran away from the sideshow
Now you’re second fiddle to Hazbin Hotel, still in the side show
Sister in rehab, Stolas left divorced and depressed
And with your job, I’m losing count of all the homes that you’ve wrecked
Everybody that you mistreated has now scorned you and left
And when you’re killed, not a single soul will be mourning your death


Blitzo:
Oh, go cry to your Kickstarter, you precious nerd
I’m shocked you didn’t add a stretch goal for that second verse
You should kill yourself now! You cringe ass Nene baby
Like Darnell, I’m spitting fire, don’t Play games with me
Ever since Tankman invaded, your site has tanked, man
Nowadays you’re just some nostalgic hipster’s spank bank
Dipshit, you wasted my time, I hope you had fun
I’d damn your ginger soul to hell, if you had one

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by FLOCKABOI
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by Valonide
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal & Sebb

Blitzo vs Pico - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Duet Collaboration Magical Magestical Co-op powers and Sneak preview from recently released second album. A song about wanting to befriend your favourite serial killers, and the consequences of doing so!

If blood and bones are what you want, I suggest that you look behind you.

On Spotify!

Blood and Bones

Back and Forth

Cover Art by Mancha
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Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Cam (VideoGameRapBattles) as Lemongrab 
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Stofferex as Lord Hater
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Anthony Perry as Peepers
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Lyrics:
Lord Hater:
This overzealous fella’s about to start a bout with Lord Hater
Rockin’ lasers in my hand, I’m an energy manipulator
Unaccept this defective reject and leave your Lemon Earldom decimated
I’ll rip that football head straight off and decorate it like my spaceship
Your piercing screeches would be perfect for my Torture Mega-Mix
Recondition yourself, ‘cause I’ve seen more spice from a Peppermint
I’m more shocking than your collars, I’m eyeballing in this Great Race
This battle’s black and white, but a grey area in your case

Lemongrab:
Unacceptable! Skeletor wants to dispute with a verbal feud
I’d prefer if you weren’t so immature with such an unstable mood
It’s truly a Mystery how you’ve found the courage to face me
Your rhymes are more of a parasite to my head than Shelby
SCREAMS
You barged in here uninvited, got me riled up with the rhymes you cited, 
My raps are Lemonsweet, but unlike him, this will be one sided
This slave will have no more to say, when he gets slayed by my sound waves 
Just like your presence aggravates, even more than the harp I hate

Lord Hater:
Let's switch this to my style

Best to forfeit, Morty, I Dominate pathetic specks like Bangle-Brap
My speed talking takes effect the best when it comes to battle raps
With my platoon of Watchdogs, I won’t let this fugitive get through to me
Want to feel relief of sleep by deciding who is and who isn’t naughty?
Well, you’re one to talk, Kim Jong Un, so why so sour, Santa? 
Man, it’s sad that you abuse your own species in a sour manner
The Pup Gang might be juvenile, but you’re truly adolescent 
Your cannibalistic ways backfire when you’re eaten by your own peasants

Lemongrab:
groans Your rapping methods are blind, despite your crew of eyes
Death is in Bloom as I decide a fat Jack Skellington’s demise
My temper is combustive! Just ask Cave Johnson!
Consume you like Lemongrab two and have you banished to my dungeon
Ain’t it sweet, candy seeds, you’re the root of my impatience
More of a avagrating amalgamation of hate than my creations
I don’t need anyone! You depend on Peepers to defend
So no more of your sour words, it’ll be YOUR end
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Mixed by Fel
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Written by Zack and Skeep
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Lord Hater vs Lemongrab. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Bloody Nose VideoSong - Jack Conte

After months of work and hours of dedication, my new series Animation vs Anything is finally starting. Thanks to everyone who helped out!

Eric the Audible as Gumball
Eddie's Rap Channel as Darwin

SkeepTieel as Calvin
Seth W. as Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes (0:20):
 
I’m not whistling Dixie when I say my intro’s decent
Cure your permanent Joy virus with the real world’s treatment
If you’re terrified of Tina, you can’t fight Calvinosaurus
It’s a pro Cub Scout against two dolts lost in the forest
I’ve got the eye of a tiger - and the maw of a disser
Used to fire deadly shots like a Spaceman Spiffer
G.R.O.S.S won’t accept a crossdressing androgynous imbecile
Tackle and knock you old Ni-cold for your Spittle’s principle
Tickled Pinky Malinky and now your fame just eludes me
You’re against Copycats, but you’re two replicas of Susie?
With your stale style, Gumball, don’t bite off more than you can chew
I’m sure with your verses this battle will be called HIP FLOP 2!
 
Gumball and Darwin (0:48):
 
Uh… Who are you again? Seriously, I can’t tell a bit
Let’s use their Time Machine to go back to when they were still relevant
On the track, i’ve got bite - an Alligator on the Train
You better stuff it! Thought you’d win? Were you imagining again?
I Dodge and Dare you to bite the Bullet that i’ve been Tracing
Can’t handle flow - you hate bathing! My World and rhymes are Amazing!
People find your jokes hi-Larry-ous, but I find it nefarious
A schizophrenic terror kid who’s tiger is his therapist
You better call up Tobias to be your friend
Because your only other one appears to be out for your head
Use your Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron or give us the Writers Block
But your wounds from the Cretinizer? Quite visible when you talk
 
Calvin and Hobbes (1:16):
 
Heh, he got you there. Shut up, Hobbes, don’t you hiss at me
I can invent rhymes so sweet they call me Calvin, Boy of Diss-tiny
But i’m thinking outside the cardboard box in order to wage War on
They should change Zach’s legal name to “Elmoron”
I won’t make a Hobbes Creek, you’ve got no sign that my flow’s tough
This is the second rap you spat proving that you need to grow up
You got de-Moe-lished on the mic! Your verses left this tiger snoring
I’m tired of spitting lyrics now. Let’s go exploring!
 
Gumball and Darwin (1:34):
 
What the what? That’s Richard. You need to Ketchup with your Raps
This slow Tiger’s queries would flow better in Trap!
When we Complete Calvin and Hobbes, these two Simians won’t be Missed
An Un-Responsible kid and his jaw dropping comic stripped
The only Bombs you can drop are Chocolate Frosted Sugar
Your series couldn’t Carrie it’s weight and now Bill’s a pencil pusher
And you’re pushing Daisies like Anais - no longer in the paper
Washed up by our Watterson flow! Now you’ve met your maker!

Written by Eddie
Mixed by SkeepTieel
Prod. by Sean Divine

Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

This was originally planned to be the fifth battle, but due to casting issues the second and fifth battle have switched places on the schedule. Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy!

CookieSaurus as XJ-9
Eddie as Mighty No. 9

XJ-9:

It’s Jenny.
And I reckon that Beck will be coming second
‘Gainst a force to be reckoned with, best you in a nanosecond
Even Sheldon’s more threatening to me than your wreck of a weapon
Tried to Vexus but your over-Xel-ously ended up deceptive
Wanting to gain my rap skills? That’s no reason to Kickstart a fight!
It’s clear you were screwed loose from the start - under black or greenlight
Go Cryosphere me a river and short circuit! No money back
At any AcXelerate you know i’m a-head on this track
I can’t ig-Nora Raggedy Android - who’s mascot of a Brand… ish
I’m Calling out your stolen Comcept repackaged as Mega Man’s kin
Bringing the cam-pain to a foe Mezmer-izing and fueling fake fans
It’s a Sibling Tsunami when I leave SANDA in my Wake, man!
                                              
Mighty No. 9:
 
I’ll leave you crying like it’s prom night - lest you use Sheldon to show off
He’s stooped so low that my foe is now a MILF As A Teenage Robot
You can proceed with Call Hating but we’re with CherryDyn, on top!
At least I actually made money! You were a commercial flop
You’re in need of a Hostile Makeover (Ha!) Better Tuck and cover
When you’re dismantled, your ReXelection would be quite the Cluster
I’d say this Monkey ain't so Wise despite her use of the Trinity
Prepare for a Future Shock because it would take years to finish me            
The strength of a million men seems hidden in this XJW
Your followers seem to love screening your chest - like your mother’s news
You walk among your League Of Legends as Robot Boy’s Krust-y Cousin
Nick nicked you of you show and Nick Yu nicked you of your win

XJ-9:

You got thousands of people to fund a game that is lifeless
But thinking you could beat me as a stretch goal is priceless
I squash bugs your game is riddled with! Surpassed by your labrats!
You’ll have nothing to show and tell when I take you for Masterclass!

Mighty No. 9:

You Are The Robot - thus you lack humane behaviour
But you should be avid in my philosophy: it’s a no-brainer!
Their Neighbour Was A cool Teenage Robot - before the redesign
Now a Silver Shell of her former self - Megaman X-J-9

Amazing Cover Art drawn by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Kustom

NEXT BATTLE: Doritos (ft. Leannaire)

XJ-9 vs Mighty No. 9 - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

screw this i'm wierdmageddon sick of the ava schedule

Released in conjunction with AvA's sister series Danganronpa vs Anything's premiere! Check it out and give him a look: https://soundcloud.com/danganronpavanything/chiaki-nanami-vs-dva-danganronpa-vs-anything-1

Leannaire as Peridot
Fel as The Flatwoods Monster

Peridot:

*ahem* Here’s the drill, you corrupted cryptid
I’m sure to leave a burnt metallic odor inflicted
On this twisted thing so it can’t cause humans harm
By removing this clodpated owl from my barn!
*Peridot grumbling noises* Not a stretch to erect you defective
When even your very permanence comes into question
When Pumpkin warned me of a danger - I assumed it would be that
Not a Braxton brat left like his name and fame - Flat!


The Flatwoods Monster:

Is your win’s existence evident? Let’s gather the evidence
You drone on more than those that defend your residence
Homeworld’s logic is astounding - they’ve made an Era 2
I’ll be taking Lapis out of your life - you’re feeling blue
Shud a Lil’ Butler step up in this bout
I’ll prove you’re not unique - I cast the shadow of a doubt
Staring sadly at the figure your irate dog ate
While your Campy Pining Heart couldn’t even keep a Log Date

Peridot:

I don’t think my Message was Received, judging by your torment
You just keep spitting things that get flushed down the toilet
The point is - I’m prevailing in this verbal Gem War
So I order you to get out my dimension, 10 4?
You’d like a Log Date, wouldn’t ya? Got a thing for tree trunks
But now the Flatwoods Monster’s unable to touch stumps
*NYEHEHEH!* That Will Be All, you Flatwoods clod
There will be no escape pod when displayed as a fraud

The Flatwoods Monster:

Towering over this Mistake, like my name was Yellow Diamond
When I’m spitting fire balls to leave this Breakfast Friend Crying
Don’t get con-fused, prude, when you’re blacked out and and caked in goo
I sighted Doritos and Mountain Dew fused, it was you!
Step out of your Uni-verse and face me in tangibility
For I shall spare this Clusterf*** due to her lack of ability
So you can save your “wow, thanks” and your feeble skills from Steven
Before I leave you and this battle cut clean like cleavage..


Amazing Cover Art drawn by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Hollywood Legend Productions

NEXT BATTLE: It's not my fault you game is terrible, i'll abuse this! (ft. Mancha)

Extra bonus tidbits for those who read the description (ily)

- Next battle will be the first shorter battle. Every fourth battle is going to be a less important 8-8-4-4 in order to use some secondary characters I wouldn't normally use.

- This was the first battle ever written for AvA, back before AvA was even conceived. I considered making the series "Cryptids vs Anything" for a brief period of time after writing this,

- The Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes vid is being worked on by plenty of talented peeps, and it will hopefully be out soon.

Peridot vs The Flatwoods Monster (2017) - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

im the coolest meme-meister in the USA

Mancha as Poochie
Boris as Parappa the Rapper

Poochie:

The name’s Poochie D, and i’ve got something to say
The Cool-est dudemeister leaves you neutered and spayed
I’ll make ya cry when I cut up Master Onion
Colonel Noodle here can’t do nothing by kickin’ and punchin’
U RAPPIN’ AWFUL when compared to the Simpsons
Your father messed up when he invented this shrimp son
I put a spin on my cartoon much like a vinyl
Lammy shows that your maker learned to always recycle!

Parappa:

Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind!
If you wanna test me, i’m sure you’ll find
I’m alright, go back to sittin’ in the car
While I make like the Simpsons and drop the bar
You’ve made it! I’m spittin’ a Fireworks Factory
Your measly one Stage was unsatisfactory
So head to your planet that needs you, they’re brainless
No need to smell me later when inhabiting Uranus!


Poochie:

Chill out, hot dog, and take it on the Joe Chin
Cut it out! Like your in-game appearance, your flow’s thin
It’s hard to Fleaswallow you think you’re better, mutt
You gotta believe that I just kicked your butt

Parappa:

Throwing some cel shade sends you straight to the vet
I’m set with Sunny, but for you, the sun’s set
You’ve got a bad rap, and here you haven’t been redeemed
Killed the mic like your character: 2D EXTREME!

Cover Art by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Boris
Prod. by Marsad Men

NEXT BATTLE: Wait like an hour (ft. garbageGothic)

Extra bonus tidbits for those who read the description (Gonna make this a thing now)

-This was the second AvA I ever wrote. It was written for this series unlike Peridot vs Flats, but it was made while the name of the series was still "Cartoons vs Anything".

-I did credit him properly above, but I want to give a special shoutout to Boris who was incredibly helpful with the making of this battle. He suggested additions for Parappa that I hadn't thought of, he mixed the battle (this is the first AvA that Skeep didn't mix) and he is editing Parappa's parts. Thanks man, couldn't have done it without you.

-For a brief point of time, this beat (Mary Pt. 2 by Marsad Men, if anyone is wondering) was my all time favourite beat and I am really excited that I got to use it.

-Mancha re-recorded Poochie last minute which is why this battle came out today instead of yesterday.

PREVIOUS HINT EXPLANATION:
"It's not my fault your game is terrible, i'll abuse this!"

Pretty obvious, it's a direct rip of one of Poochie's lines from CMRB's Itchy and Scratchy vs Tom and Jerry but replacing "show" with "game" because Parappa is a game

Poochie vs PaRappa the Rapper - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

woa that was fast

Eddie as Mickey Mouse
garbageGothic as PIkachu

Mickey Mouse:

Oh boy! A Mimikyu is finna lose who can’t be dubbed Mouse
Mickey’s primed to spit a Diss-ney and escalate to a Club-house!
You might spit fire like Ho-Oh, like Johto with Gold flow
But i’m already turned to Ash, my films never get old, no!
We aren’t cos-playing around with your fashion, guy
Couldn’t cure your dead series with a Max Revive
It shouldn’t come down to a measly app deciding
If your cash can keep your rehash alive
You only land subtle jabs when you try to Pokeball
When I drop the gloves with these hands - Gotta Catch Em All!


Pikachu:


What a shocker! You’re Plane Crazy and this phony’s gonna crash
Try to step up with Walt’s? At least my owner likes me more than cash
When we don’t see eye to eye - Pikachurin for more than Leers
I will direct my current flow front and center into your ears!
I’m used to taking names in a Pokerap
Fighting me is amiss - call it Focus Blast
After 20 years, you gon need a Potion fast
Pokemon’s taken over - your whole trope has passed
You blow off some Steamboat Willie as soon as Pikachu wants to fight
But a wild Oswald thief appears to still be black and white

Mickey Mouse:

Children start with a blank Pallet - my charm is what they inherit
Your animal cruelty is in bad taste to children and parents
Think of yourself as ambi-Dex-trous with your anime and games?
You stole from me so much that they should nickname you Jesse and James
You want to ketchup with this hot dog? Let me give you The Pointer
Disney’s Landed a legacy lacking your trailer spoilers
Your franchise relies on multiple di-versions  with a “brand new” guise
But it will make a difference when people stop buying your pair o’ lies (paralyze)

Pikachu:

Sticks and stones may make my bones stronger as a solution
But this stoner should’ve learned the theory of evolution
For Pete’s sake! In this Melee you’re comparable to Pichu
Mice are attracted to cheesiness so I chews you!
With my enticing device I prove lightning strikes more than twice
When this Baller shines Light into your eyes, There will be four blind mice!
Go toe to Indigo Plateau with me? You’re out of my League in rap
So you best knock on Oak’s door and apply as a lab rat!

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Beatg33kz

NEXT BATTLE: Elementary (ft. Legion & Allymations)

Mickey Mouse vs Pikachu - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

Starring
JRoyalVA as Frollo
Titanium1208 as Gaston

Frollo:
You should know, I don’t take kindly to peasants
It’d be wise to fall to your knees again, in my presence
Your gang of ruffians are nothing next to my amassed power  
And may the Lord have mercy once I show Belle my Tower
Forced marriage, locked her dad in a carriage, and what’s next?
You treat every woman like you’ve turned them into objects
Drop the facade, and ask anyone that knew you
It’s obvious you only wanted to see LeFooFoo

Gaston:
Are you sure that creature's not your son? Seems like your looks passed on
The Festival's over, so why’s this grandpa got his mask on?
I’ll fight any gargoyle, down to every last one
Cuz no one quite rocks the mic like Gaston

Townsfolk:
GASTON 

Gaston:
This matchup's beastly, I expect an atonement
Do you know who I am? I deserve a better opponent
LeFou! Remove the fool grovelling at my feet
The townsfolk will dub my verses “Beauty and the Beat”

Frollo:
Looks indeed are deceiving; although you look firm,
You’re grumpy cause you didn’t get to put the worm in bookworm 
I’ll rid this fight of vice and sin, which means your rage that lies within
When I spit Hellfire, this Gypsy will be fried and binned

Gaston:
You pulled a Gothel; raised a baby in cobble, but who's the loner?
The child or the man who burnt cities 'cuz he had a boner?
Build your wicked Frollo Baggins schemes in other bouts
So begone! I’ll help another looney old man... out!

Frollo vs Gaston. CMRB

Starring
Light as the Grinch
Fle as Shrek

The Grinch:
The people of Whoville are nothing put next
To this pompous swamp-monster known only as Shrek
“Why”, you all blare, do I oh-so-hate him?
Behind all those layers he’s beyond Ogre-rated
Tasteless, I may have stole Christmas, in fact; 
You took everything ‘Disney’ and wrapped it with trash 
Even happened to nab Seuss’ Cat in the Hat
And before you drag on, tell your ass to stay back 

Shrek:
Donkey, see, something uglier than me!
GET OUT MY SWAMP! GET OFF MY BEAT! 
Hey, list em; Head’s twisted, Lyrically, nay gifted
You suck at wrapping, that’s why you resent Christmas 
I’m shreking fools; take your fur and deck the halls 
Ya heart’s not the only thing two sizes too small
Somebody once told me this hairy sock wants trouble 
You must’ve been cursed by your fairy godmother;
You were one in a million; a classic written for children 
Nowadays you’ve been plastered next to a billion Minions 

The Grinch:
You’re a monster, that said, I think you should retire 
Halloween already has a Mike Myers
Ech, a reboot of this snotty disaster? 
Say bye to your Happily Ever After

The Grinch vs Shrek. CMRB

Kingdom Hearts 3 releases worldwide on the 29th of January.

Beat by Kustom
Written and mixed by Skeep

bearandrocky1 as """Natsuki"""
CookieSaurus as Nico Yazawa

Natsuki:
Today, I’m first to the clubbin’, I’m roided and ready to go
To twice beat over this two-faced two-timing (gets stabbed) oh.

ProjectAlpha22 as Riku

Riku:
Let’s make this Simple and Clean; Drop your Dreams, you can’t go the Distance
Vexen replicas -you idols are the same to me, no difference
Giving up already? Not the first time. Ain’t at all appalled
Your fame, your fans, your love, your life, you’re GONNA LOSE IT ALL!
Hit the Jackpot, UR cards in my favor, Lucky Lucky
It sounds to me you’d just love to share a Paopu fruit with Maki
So while you’re lusted over by lowlife lolicons and sweaty nerds
I’ve got the Keyblade to unlock the hearts of all the gamer girls

Nico Yazawa:
How lame; what a shame; stole my opponent -jeez you’re Heartless!
Long awaited to make her again a carcass, but then this Nobody came and wants to get started
Left Marked by Nico’s Mastery! No training camp for testing through
Emo, you’d fight darkness best with no sketchy guy molesting you!
Spit PSYCHIC FIRAGA on the mic when I perform this song! 
While at the Sakkaku CROSSROADS, you get lost on your Way to Dawn
Doin’ Maleficent’s dirty work, followin’ Sora, awkward
encounters, kidnapping girls, you’re just a jealous creepy stalker!

Riku:
You try to mock me with hypocrisy? Give you more a knock than what I did to Roxas 
I got this; riposte your cacophony with my Soul Eater’s posture
Grab your secret diary; jot this loss, call it the Book of Prophecies
This Keyblade Master’s got it on lock, your mobile game verse Union χ, it’s over, Ni!

Nico Yazawa:
Yo, your little thing with Sora’s adorable, comparing Keyblades
But you’re second rate, second place; Nico’s always an S grade
Nico’s fans’ hearts are Nico’s alone, her smile’s the key!
Give into the darkness, Riku. Nico Nico Nii!

Nico Yazawa vs """Natsuki""" "2" - Rap Battle

Jacob G as Kickass
J Morris as Deku

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Jason, Vriska and Jughead Jay

Cover Art by:
Zim 11037

Additional Help by:
R the Writer & Zim 11037

Beat by:
Audio Network

Mixed and Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal


Lyrics:

Kickass: 
Hey Hit-Girl, you wanna-? Oh, it’s just me
Well, uhum- Stand aside for a hero to serve the beat

Cause against me? Study up my name. 
Why don't you take a page
For someone who can make a change. 
Do what you do best: break a leg

I don't need a Sick Stick to make me spit sick
You lock the top dog, I'll bite off more than this dick, prick

You misfit, the real world ain't some class to place last, kid
Bitch, your name literally means you get your ass-kicked

Your obsession with your teacher really gives me the creeps, bro
Boku no Hero? Change that to Boku no Pico

Deku:
You’re one to talk about starting off worthless
With your daydreams and hormones, 
I wouldn’t say that you’re quirkless

So let me take the shots, but you won’t need your vest
Cause even if you’re juiced on speed, you couldn’t match my 5 percent

Cram more cheap jokes and violence, 
I’ll Detroit Smash your privates
I destroy foes with high kicks, 
you need cheap toys and sidekicks

It took one whiney white kid to almost go and unfold ya
And the size of your nightsticks? Not. Plus. Ultra.


Kickass: 
Talking ‘bout dick jokes but you couldn’t get around
Your girl’s got gravity powers but you still can’t go down

I might’ve fucked up my senses, but you still get on my nerves
Too bad your daddy couldn't pass to you his fire spitting quirk


Deku: 
Well too bad your daddy didn't pass his genes for getting murked 
You're so scared of getting hurt, you let a kid do all your work

Think you’ll leave me in a Red Mist? 
You can’t hip-hop like Tsu, though
Staten Island’s got it rough if their best hero is a dudebro!


Kickass: 
You’re one to talk about parenting, watch what you utter
You pull a momma’s boy household by disappointing each other

Drowning in your mourning, dude, you would beg to reach my tier
Shit, retitle this “my wetsuit Vs your self pity tears”


Deku: 
I'm strapping armor, 
while you're bragging 'bout that wetsuit you're repping?
You spent too much kicking ass in a Walmart clearance section

But you said you wanna make up for your mistakes?
It’s a bit late
This dickface draws his path in the shadow of Nick Cage

Keep running yourself in depth with all the chaos you're causing
I’m gonna show myself out now and share that cocoa with your coffin

Kick-Ass vs. Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle!

BALDI'S BASICS SONG (YOU'RE MINE) LYRIC VIDEO DAGames

Baby Hotline - Jack Stauber (Earthbound/Chiptune Cover By MixAndMash)

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO!
https://youtu.be/K_0hlmuPHxo

Video coming within the next couple of days. As always, releasing slightly earlier on SoundCloud to go with the digital distribution.

Tina Mickel as Ruby Rose
Mr. Tibbs as The Mandalorian

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KXWyue0yl6O4z8G1umvsrq-anvWo05apNDq7QTjCPms/edit?usp=sharing

(too big to fit in the description)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Ruby Rose Art by s0_sm0l
The Mandalorian Art by Blast
Beat produced by Vendetta Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Dedicated to Monty Oum