WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/emFynbuYlPA

BobcatXtreme as Rick Sanchez
Nicole Smith as GLaDOS
Eddiefrb as Morty Smith
littleflecks as Wheatley

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Rick Sanchez:
It’s riggity-riggity-Rick siggity-chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
I’ll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
And the only test she’ll be passing’s my butter 

You don’t wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
‘Cuz even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
You couldn’t even get Johnson erect
He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off

All your portals are fucking bogus 
The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
There’s one hole you come out and one you go in
Why’d you need to fucking color code it?

‘Cuz all of your players are squares and tools
And Gaben’s built like the Companion Cube
So come test these testicles, I’ll make it clear for ya
Head, bend over, and kiss my posterior!


GLaDOS:
Here come the test results, Rick - ooh.
This Is The Part Where I Diss You.
It says here that you have failed at rap and
You’re not a Rick, you’re a Jerry - atric

All your family really hates you
And your daughter is the most peeved.
Setting her son up for failure.
Cuz you can’t stop riggin’ Morty.

Truly ironic how you fell off.
Your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce.
But don’t feel too bad that your life is a mess.
‘Cuz it’s not like you still have a wife to protect.
Now drowning your sorrow with alcohol’s your only option
You’ve done my job for me bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
You’ll enter as Rick and Morty and exit as rigor mortis




(Rick and Morty have a short improv altercation. Rick calls GLaDOS a “bitch”, to which Morty responds “you can’t say that, Rick!”. Rick ignores him and exclaims how he’s going to spit the greatest verse of all time, just like Eminem’s verse on Godzilla. Morty is panicked, as usual, but Rick doesn’t wait for him. Rick is EXTREMELY drunk in this verse.)

Rick Sanchez:
Wubba lubba dubba dubba you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman
Innovative and I’ve made it out of worse than physics tricks
I was in a pickle and I wasn’t in a pickle, bitch (hahaha)
Ooooh yeah, Get Schwifty
MC Bulldops up in the hizzy (get schwifty!)
There’s no bathrooms within her doors (no bathrooms!)
So take off your pants and shit on the floor! (awww yeah!)

A CEO this inexperienced
Doesn’t fare well for your business, Caroline (awww yeah!)
I seriously witnessed less error in
Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (awww yeah!)

(uh) Took a big booty dame on a date
Your cake is a lie, I lie with the cake (keep going!)
I’m fucking in a ménage a trois everyday
That’s a threesome, never seen one in your games

Wheatley:
You’re churning out this fanservice rubbish like it’s cancer!

GLaDOS:
It seems we have no answer for Fortnite’s dopest dancer (pow pow pow!)

Despite the lack of substance in your show, it is quite funny how (it’s quite funny)
Your fanbase somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna wanna hear this one)
Next time, go through with your suicide attempt

You’re critically panned, they’ll cancel you soon
With fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room
(fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room!)
Don’t listen to Dan, because if you do
You’ll keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool
(Keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool!)
I Want You Gone, (GONE!) but it appears (PEERS!) you’re Still Alive (LIVE!), so like Newton
I’ll give you space (SPACE!) by dropping you off (OFF!) the face of the earth (EARTH!) - Goodbye, Moonman (AHHHHHHH!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/pj8-6pDekuA?si=UBN4w3cwZYwXseR4

Luke Reardon as SpongeBob SquarePants
Eddiefrb as Captain Underpants

Mancha as Squidward
Freshy Kanal as Painty the Pirate
Luke Reardon as Fred the Fish & Mr. Krabs
Quizzique as French Narrator

ryTchie as George Beard
Dilly as Harold Hutchins 
JesseBoxVO, ryTchie, garbageGothic, Freshy Kanal, swizkii & Eddiefrb as the Underpants Choir

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SpongeBob SquarePants:
Stepping on a beat, you know that I’m ready!
So pull up, Krupp, and I’m not talkin’ bout a wedgie!
I know you battle naked but that fashion statement
Is really leaving nothing to the imagination (MY EYES!)

Listen buddy - if I’m being honest
When it comes to stripping - better stick to the comics
Compared to my three topping box office hits
Man, your film hit the deck AND THEN FLOPPED LIKE A FISH! (ohhhh!)

I’m bathed in acclaim, and all ages adore me
Your pages are aimless, profane and so boring
Were labeled as lame, and so Dav Pilkey phased you out slowly
Replaced by your maker’s new stories

Alright, pinhead exhibitionist, give it up
Quit showing kids your Good Noodle, you’re no Mrs. Puff
But as far as schools go, yours is in safe hands
‘Cuz you were the first one to get your waste banned

Captain Underpants:
STAND DOWN, SQUAREPANTS!
I’LL WRING OUT THIS SPONGE WITH MY BARE HANDS!
You’re an inferior species! What could you know about taste?
You get excited by a pile of trash on a plate! (ha ha ha!)

Always laughing, but I will leave this foe in SILENCE!
I’m the Captain, you couldn’t get a boating LICENSE!
While we’re rapping, sit at ease and admit defeat!
Like the Super Bowl, I'll flush out your Sweet Victory!

Your show’s too mighty for networks to take it down!
Strong enough to jump the shark in a single bound!
Got the tighty off-whities, I’m looking slick!
While you are a sponge and you still have no drip!

(UNDERPANTS!) Your panty raids are wicked!
(UNDERPANTS!) Admit it, evildoer - you get no britches!
(UNDERPANTS!) Who let this man cook? His bars are torture!
Stick to flipping patties - THAT’S AN ORDER!

SpongeBob:
Ooh, an order! Squidward! (yeah, I heard ya.)
(No shoes or shirt) but we’re still gonna serve ya! (ugh)
My Karate skills leave your Cheeks turning red
So like a Krabby Patty, I’ll turn this beef on its head!

I make work fun! Your school is such a bore
You don’t corrupt kids minds, kids are corrupting yours
And I do my job well, while George and Harold get you laid off 
How’d you get more dirty minded after being brainwashed?

You fight for all that is pre-shrunk and cottony
But blackmailing children? Now THAT’S dirty laundry
I’ve met a bunch of heroes and I gotta say they’re stronger
Than this super zero who can’t last a second underwater!

(SpongeBob splashes Captain Underpants with water, reverting him to Mr. Krupp)

Mr. Krupp:
Hey, what’s your deal, bub!?? You got me all wet!
Under the sea is right, you get an F!
You’re just another troublemaking brat
That keeps stretching my patience and it’s gonna (SNAP!)

Captain Underpants:
(gasp!)
(UNDERPANTS!) TRA-LA-LAAA! It’s no wonder
(UNDERPANTS!) Your animation went in the gutter
(UNDERPANTS!) Like Nick had altered your business model
From flipping patties to Flip-O-Rama!

(UNDERPANTS!) Stephen had said that wish was to try
(UNDERPANTS!) To convince the execs to get spin-offs denied
(UNDERPANTS!) But then came Sponge on the Run, almost as if it was spite
Nickelodeon died on that hill when Hillenburg died

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by Diamond Style & GlitchDude
Art by Luke Reardon (SpongeBob) & BMB (Underpants)
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

SpongeBob SquarePants vs Captain Underpants - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/TAARumwiTzI?si=qHuSOTca7K1_Dh06

Dennislikesjazz as Grunkle Stan
Freeced as Saul Goodman
Commander Jacob as Soos 

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Grunkle Stan:
Welcome, sleazebag, to the Mystery Shack
I don’t want your card, I deal strictly in cash
‘Cuz I rely on freaks like you to keep my business intact
We oughta shove your keister in a fixture of glass

In fact, Soos! (yes, Mr. Pines?) Let’s make it happen (yus!)
‘Cuz Romeo here is in desperate need of some attraction
I don’t even think Mabel could fix your marriage with Wexler
Yeah, your ex-wife misses you - BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

Don’t “Slippin’ Jimmy” me, pal - you smash my front end
And I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!!

No wonder Chuck never trusted you, you’re clearly just an idiot 
I’ve heard of “burning bridges” but this is getting ridiculous
Your bro wanted to guide you in life, but he went mad trying
Looks like your gaslighting led to his gas lighting

Saul Goodman:
Name’s Saul - did you know your disses are poor?
Hit the road, old timer, I don’t do wills anymore
Think you’re taking the gold? I don’t buy what you say
‘Cuz when it comes to bars, I’m the Viktor - with a K

Step off! As the kids say, I’m “cocking” my “blick”
The streets call me Walt Jr. ‘cuz I walk with a stick
You oughta walk with a broom (heh) your Shack’s a disgrace
You should call the disappearer - to vacuum the place

Okay, I took your Lazy Susan for a spin and got lucky
Sorry Grunk, tough luck, old people love me
How am I supposed to convince her you’re not ugly?
Your honor, my client’s hot - source: bro trust me

What can I say, I made my company name
Without laboring my grandkids in the summer all day
Your whole business is fishy - when the feds get involved
And you’re locked up in prison - hey, Better Call Saul!

Grunkle Stan:
Well, If you wanna talk fishy, buddy, you fit the bill
Dude, you work with Ehrmantraut (heh) and your name is McGill
I’ve got a family that loves me, just go ask Sixer
You cut all yours off and stuck with Kid Named Finger

Now let’s talk about Howard, the guy you led to his tomb
You filled up room in his head until his head filled your room
Then tried to flee to Cinnabon, but they caught you with ease
Take it from me - being a crook is in your Genes

Saul Goodman:
I heard you love embezzlement but I suggest you better quit
Before l blow the top on your settlement like a Kettleman
Don’t like it, then blow me - I know you eat kids
Use that “two-wrist attraction” and Saul Gone my dick!

Stan, you disappoint your wife - in more ways than one
And you took your brother’s life - in more ways than one
You just kept rocking the boat, that’s something you can’t afford
Now your relationships have sailed - unlike the Stan O’ War

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDyde
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat (Saul) and Valonide (Stan)
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

William Afton vs. Mr. Krabs - Rap Battle! (2023)

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William Afton vs. Mr. Krabs - Rap Battle! (2023)

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music video out now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLkNvlmQfso&t=57s 

king mewtwo as william afton
luke reardon as eugene krabs
m!cah as fredbear
luke reardon as the krusty krew

written by dilly, swoldow, 3ple, cri, gamingplush64 and danii
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by grasman and luke reardon
cover art by zagranis

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
www.youtube.com/user/ERB

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/yk9lp19Vwx8?si=LoCy2NCGYKAG7HXU

Eddiefrb as Eric Cartman
Langle as Charlie Brown

garbageGothic as Lucy van Pelt
littleflecks as Kyle Broflovski

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Eric Cartman:
Oh my god, Kyle. Shut the fuck up and listen
I just found the first jew that celebrates Christmas
(shut up fatass) That’s right Kyle. Mel Gibson tried to warn me
I’ll have to fuck his mom tonight. I hear she’s pretty horny
Charlie Brown, was it? it must be really tough
Living with both depression and leukemia
So if you really want me to apologize
Come on down to South Park and suck these balls of mine
Bitch, I’m dropping bombs, just in case you couldn’t tell
Like Imaginationland, I’ll leave Peanuts full of shells
‘Cuz I’m making fat stacks, my pocket’s on Kyle’s mom
You fucking Gooback, this battle is my job
The lone Christmas tradition for poor children like Kenny (uh)
I’ve seen comics stand on their own better from Jimmy (uh)
My job here is done - you’re totally boned
So like your actors at puberty, I’m going home

Charlie Brown:
Someone tell Linus to see who I’m stuck with
He’d be thrilled to finally meet the Great Pumpkin
You two are alike, though not that he’s racist
But you’re so insecure that you need blanket statements
So if you want attention, start by ditching the mask
It’s like your fans are raccoons ‘cuz they keep digging your trash
You’re crying censorship, “none of the networks care about us
By the way, stream our new specials on Paramount Plus”
With the hate speech you’re dropping, of course your ratings are bombing 
Now you’re just chasing the profit and saving face like Muhammad
I mean, you can’t take a joke and your politics are backwards
Good grief, at least Kanye’s a good rapper
I inspired the show that you copy all the time
You even stole the Simpsons’ sad and gradual decline
Became middle-of-the-road, you lost track of what you fight against
So it makes sense you’d end up living on the side of it


Eric Cartman:
Oof, Charlie, you’re breaking my balls here - what a zinger
Didn’t expect soul from the kid in love with a ginger
Look, brah, I know it’s hard - y’know, dying of cancer
But I’m here to tell you that suicide is not the answer
And don’t try to hide it, I can tell by your face
Everyone in your family thinks you’re a fucking disgrace
And I bet that your weight’s something they bully you for
‘Cuz you’re big boned like me, except way way more
But keep your two chins up, Charlie, don’t give in to fear
Who cares if you haven’t been relevant in 56 years
Who cares if all your friends secretly think you’re totally lame
Who cares if all the girls who respect you are totally gay
Damn it, I know it’s so hard, but man, you gotta hold on
‘Cuz middle aged moms would miss you so much if you were gone
You may have nothing to live for, but dude, you gotta let it go
No, no, Charlie, don’t do it, don’t do it, noooo!

Lucy van Pelt:
Why don’t you pick on someone your own size, you object
I’d say you’re too round to be a blockhead
But now that the shrink has arrived, you might shrivel
Given your rhymes, I’ll pick at your mind for no nickel
I’m guessing it all went wrong when your mother
Slept with so many wieners, you moved into another
Dad left her, and he was so happy with his new lover
‘Till you turned him into chili and then fed him to your brother
You repulsive freak! Nobody would love you in their right mind
Someone tell Heidi to hide and get her some iodine
All your friends think you’re an antisemitic ogre
No wonder Kyle hates you - pork isn’t kosher
You’re worthless! Hopelessly, utterly and completely
And I don’t sugarcoat it, cuz then you’d probably eat me
Here’s my final two cents, this counts for the winner
Spell it out, Charlie Brown!

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by bailey daniel and GlitchDude
Art by ryTchie
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Eric Cartman vs Charlie Brown - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/vh-_OgEm_7s?si=M6Ed-Y5U8uQ732ue

RecD as Dr. Doofenshmirtz
True Evil Villain as Doctor Doom

Eric the Audible as Norm

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Doctor Doom:
Tune into the thrilling new beginning of Doom
The villain too illin’ who’s willing to prove it
You’ll never catch up with crimes like Heinz
Keep your two nickels, I got rhymes like dimes

Doom - not to be Confused with Doofenshmirtz
(The goofy twerp who’s Looney Tune contraptions usually work against him?)
Yes. Even my henchmen are ahead of you
Where’s your pedigree when your nemeses are a petting zoo

Your wife took Vanessa, then she left ya
That woman is your ex and they call me the Professor
She blew my Reed Richard, flipped it over, slammed it
Just one thrust and busted, like Candace

Now your chance of remarryin’ is very slim
As for Perry, I’d parry him, then bury him
Put the name of his gang on his grave
Just remember all caps - O.W.C.A

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Victor von Doom, how completely expected
And by Victor, I mean the next to be bested
I don’t remember inventing a mech this pathetic
(Sir?) Well, Norm’s the exception, but

I mean, just look at you! You act like you’re great
But one scratch and you grafted a mask to your face
I mean, geez, you could have at least tried some ointment
Or, you know, only put the mask on when you went out
I’m just saying, you had options here

I have a scheme that will haunt you much greater
Behold, the world’s tiniest violin-ator
It blocks the Latverian sun and kills your crops
Now there’s famine in your country and it just won’t stop
(Don’t stop!) I can’t stop, first I have to put this foe at ease
And prove he Ain’t Got Rhythm with no Platypus Controlling Me
After this defeat, go fix your nerd suit, Viktor
‘Cuz all your plans end with you saying CURSE YOU, RICHARDS!

Doctor Doom:
Pop the toolie on Balloony and blow you both full of holes
(THE IRON LEADER IS IN TOTAL CONTROL.)
Dude’s different - the dimwitted lose to true brilliance
And Doof’s an idiot while (DOOM WAS IMMINENT.)

(SOMETIMES THE BOMB MIGHT EXPLODE..
…WITHOUT ANY WARNING.)

Doom’s bomb’s ‘bout to blow - Doof, stop drop and roll
Spew hot coal like snot blowing through nostrils
Might pop pops in the dome and taunt “got your nose”
Father oughta go back to the garden gnomes guardin’ homes

Holmes, whatever the case is
Do it like kickball and cover all the bases
It’s a Fantastic stretch tryna conquer Latveria
But first, get in a state to try the Tri State Area

Landed in Danville, said “Take me to your Guv’nor”
Proceeded to have a wonderful supper with your brother
He said your mother doesn’t love ya - I don’t blame her
You spend your summers self-destructing your inators

What a failure - Gee, I wonder where’d the Time go
So down on his luck that now he’s bunkin’ with Milo
4 seasons and nothing to show for it at all
I guess once summer ends, then comes the fall

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
As a kid in Gimmelschtump, our income was lesser
I was poorer than your live action track record
So growing up in your country might have been nice
But one thing Drusselstein did have is civil rights

So if we’re talking backstories, you’ve got it worse
Both your mom and your dad died while you were a boy
Neither of my parents showed up to my birth
But they missed all my birthdays entirely by choice

Messed with Mephisto and you took the L
Blew up your face and it got you expelled
Reed tried to warn you, you paid him back well
By sending his son foot-diving straight into hell!

You sacrificed your lover and the power drove you cuckoo
Good luck finding another lady that suits you
This isn’t a prank, no, my victory was foolproof
The trophy is Doof’s, and you’ll do what I say (woop woop!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by bailey daniel and David Arcade Beats
Art by Lew Kreerdun and kayjaysee
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Dr. Doofenshmirtz vs Doctor Doom - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

Creeper vs Bob omb :feat Dan Bull (freshy kanal)

Remix by The Living Tombstone and DAGames, inspired by theMeatly's game Bendy and the Ink Machine, a game that explores if Disney made Mickey Mouse as a demon

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Original song by Kyle Allen - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wecP...

➢ Music Production - Custom Phase and Yoav Landau https://twitter.com/CustomPhase
➢ Vocals - Kyle Allen https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHS0... , 
➢ Will Ryan (DAGames) https://www.youtube.com/user/DiamondA... and
Fruutella
➢ Vocal Editing and Tuning - Fruutella https://twitter.com/freddy_hoof
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Lyrics:

Verse 1:
These pipes that flow from the ink machine, give life to our little friend moving on the screen. 
He’s got 2 pointy ears and can be seen moving in the halls behind the scenes. 
He’s listening and always moving, following and choosing, standing and improving. 
Then one day you pulled the spring and you re-animated our little bendy.

Chorus: 
Bendy and the ink machine 
In a way you’ve never seen.
Bendy and the ink machine.
Better watch out or he’ll make you scream!

Verse 2:
He’s got a friend named Boris that loves to play, that good ol’ music from the day.
In a big large band with all of his friends the clarinet was there for him til’ the end. 
With a hoot and a toot that’s all he’d play but now he’s put up on display.
Waitin' to be animated with no heart, but that’s a story for another day.

Chorus: 
Bendy and the ink machine 
In a way you’ve never seen.
Bendy and the ink machine.
Better watch out or he’ll make you scream!

Verse 3:
The creators, they lied to us, created us for the Gods. 
To please them and make things right and settle up all the odds. 
We were never supposed to exist in this dimensional plane. 
Now we suffer it’s all your fault and you will know our pain.

Chorus: x2
Bendy and the ink machine 
In a way you’ve never seen.
Bendy and the ink machine.
Better watch out or he’ll make you scream!