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WHO'S THE CUTEST CARTOON CHARACTER EVER?

Stofferex as Fluttershy
Justin Buckner as Cream the Rabbit
Froggy as Chilly Willy the Penguin
awsomepup126 as Bubbles
WoodenHornets as Tweety Bird
Brandon Lorbes as Ike
Zackschannellive as Jerry
Justin Buckner as Snoopy
RapsThroughTime as Pikachu
Matthew Thomas as Doraemon
Mat4yo as Wall-E
KariChanx102 as Hello Kitty
DHFilmsOFFICIAL as Nemo
SuperCoolGuyJoe as GIR
MCGamingFTW as Flippy

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
FLUTTERSHY!
VS!
CREAM THE RABBIT!
BEGIN!

Fluttershy:
umm... hi... uhh... my name is Fluttershy
A name you can't defy, i'll be making you cry
I represent the spirit of kindness, so you better watch out
After I defeat this freak, she'll do nothing but cry and pout
You're nothing but a hopeless bunny with a tiny blue skinned prick
You'll never break my Iron Will, so suck Eggman's scrambled dick
You stand no chance! I'll beat you anytime, anyday.
You can't cross Fluttershy, I've won, (gasps) yay.

Cream the Rabbit:
Hi I'm Cream the Rabbit, and I'm making hip hop
You just make slip slop, so how about you stop?
Everyone is not nice to you, you have a mean bunny
Now go back to Pinkie, Applejack, Dashie, Twilight and Rarity
You're such a wuss, can't stand up for your damn self
It's like you wanna commit suicide, man, you need some help
If your animals get hurt one bit, you blow a little retarded fuse
I'm true friends with Sonic, old men masturbate to you

Fluttershy:
I may not fly for shit, but look at you bitch!
With your wobbly ears, call it an epileptic twitch
If I was a tree, I would fall on you like “TIMBER!”
No pony takes Fluttershy down! NOPONY! REMEMBER!
What's with Sonic? always running all over the place
Do the math, what's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE!
How dare you think you're gonna win? sorry, I have no problem
But if you don't like my disses, THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THEM!

Cream the Rabbit:
A friend of a friend is always a friend
But not you, instead I'll make this be your end
My mom is important to me, all you have are mother fucking bunnies
I'm the queen of the cute cartoon characters, so bow down honey
Now let's talk about your pet Angel, he's never the angel
I'll kill you, turn you into Gutter Die, you a-hole
There's no need to win anymore, all your fans are gone
they will be going to me and start crying “AWWWW!”

Chilly Willy the Penguin:
I'm Chilly Willy, all your rhymes are just silly
Fluttershy, you're just a filly, and Cream, seriously really?
My disses are hot like my fondness of pancakes
Welcome to Alaska, the only thing freezing is your brains
This is the Chilly Show, prepare to feel frostbite
I could get a stack of hotcakes by the end of this fight
So stop it all, my disses are slippery that you will fall
So why don't you two pussies suck my fucking snowballs

Bubbles:
Hi I'm Bubbles, and I'm the joy and laughter girl
All your shows just make me wanna hurl
Fluttershy, give up, you can't look at an animal die
without crying, and I wanna know why
Cream the Rabbit, prepare to get creamed
If you try to pick on me, then I will be steaming
Chilly Willy? Try to stand up on the ice without slipping
I mean your series has no reason for me to be tripping!

Tweety Bird:
I thought I saw these characters bowing down to me
You guys will meet your rival once I go "Tweet Tweet Tweet"
I'll pester you like Sylvester, and i aint bluffing
Tweety Bird is the word, you guys don't know nothing
This Looney tune will make you Looney soon, take it from me
Tweety Pie is the only one makin' records on TV
Fluttershy, don't scream at animals and put on a smile
I'm the ultimate bird, watch me OPPA TWEETY STYLE!

Ike:
It’s Ike, you bitches have had enough turns on the mic
Let’s play “Kick the Baby” but you’re the ones getting kicked, alright?
Fluttershy, you’re a pussy, simple as fucking that
Cream, you’re about to GET creamed, I’ll crush you like I’m Big the Cat
Chilly Willy, quit dilly daddling, and go back to the goddamn North Pole
Bubbles... honestly, you are just a fucking hoe
Tweety you will get beat and I’ll have you as my lunch
Everyone likes Ike, that’s me, I’m cuter than all of you cunts

Jerry:
Well, I don’t like Ike, you’re nothing but a huge dick
Now instead of kicking the baby, I'll kick you like a Sparta kick
I always win against a big cat, which means I’ll win against you
I kick ass and look cute, bitches, there's nothing you can do
I'm the definition of slapstick, my show is fantastic!
And like Tom, I'll drop bombs that will make you feel drastic
Just one squeak from me, and you'll meet your downfall
I may be small, but I'm standing tall above you all

Snoopy:
Time to break your Peanuts, Snoopy the Beagle has joined
Who let this Dog out? I'll leave your asses destroyed
I'm doing Doggy Style with bitches, you guys act like clowns
And none of you can even compare to Charlie Brown
My friends are singing songs, I'm popular 'round the universe
I've got the dopest rhymes, you ugly animals cant spit a verse
Jerry, I'll trap your ass, you're just an annoying mouse
I've won, time to take a nap on the roof of my dog house

Pikachu:
PIKA PIKA CHU! Let's see what you can do!
Pika will use Thunderbolt to kick your asses to the moon!
I'm loved by the world, it's obvious I've won
I'm gonna catch all your asses, this is POKEMON
It's time to blast you all off like Team Rocket
I can win any fight, as well as fit into your pocket
Snoopy, Jerry and Ike? What a terrible loss
All 3 of you can get down and suck my Pokeballs

Doraemon:
Hi! I'm Doraemon, but I'm not here to help
I'm here to tell you to go Fujiko FUCK yourselves
I'm lucky to win, my lucky number's 1,293
You should go to Robots School, I'll be the one to teach
I am the cutest cat to ever air on an anime
Pikachu, I am the best, yet, you don't even need the fame
I'm better than all of you, I even had a girlfriend
You'll always remember my name cause this is your end

Wall-E:
I'll strand you on planet earth, you'll aaaaalll see
Your world will be ended by Waaaaaall-E
This battle's the globe and your raps are pollution
Not even Pikachu can learn evolution
Doraemon, step to the plate and you'll see
That I'm the bot who beats up the robot pussy
Y'all make like the human race and fall
Cause no one on Earth’s getting passed this Wall

Hello Kitty:
Hello, bitches! Are you feeling witty?
You should be afraid, now you're facing Hello Kitty
You're all animation abortions, and your rhymes are just shitty
The only thing WALL-E wants to say hello to are EVE's titties
Pika, your tiny asian peen is the smallest anyone's ever seen
I'm on every girl's backpack, bitch, you want a piece of me?
You have no right to have fame, you're all just fucking wussies
None of you could get near this cutie pussycat's pussy

Nemo:
It's the Shark-Bait here, I'm gonna show you the ropes
I'm the cutest little guppie, you're just anime jokes
I'm really important, they made a movie when i got lost
No more clown-fishing around, we all now I'm a boss
I might be a little fish, but at least I'm more bad
I was kidnapped, you should've known that you rats
WALL-E, what a joke! I'd rather face the BMO
Now you jerks know not to mess with Nemo!

GIR:
Hello sirs it's GIR coming back for some more rhymes
If I can beat a lame game console, then this won’t take that much time
I'm here to invade you bitches, so surrender your asses now
I'll take all of you like a take my women, GOING DOWN!
You guys better be lucky I’m not bringing in my master, Zim
You guys are just bitches who can’t do anything
I am better than all of you, at litterature
All of you better prepare for the wrath of GIR!

Flippy:
They call me flippy 'cause I'mma flipping you off!
I'm the cutest of the cute, you brutes have no right to talk
My lyrics sting hard, Friends, I'll hang you from a Happy Tree
And if you piss me off, I'LL GO INTO A KILLING SPREE!
My flow is Satan-istic! Hear the voices, you must listen
I've got the most demonic children series that's ever existed
This battle's over, and I can't wait for you to say goodnight
when you say all your goodbyes to my sharp ass knife

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS (gunshot)

Fluttershy vs Cream the Rabbit. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 27

Audio mixed by Matthew

Benson - Zander
Squidward - Justin

Benson:
Mordecai and rigby take this bitch away to put him back under the sea
No matter how much you complain, your ass is now working for me!
Oh wait I don’t hire slackers that kiss other people’s asses
No wonder everyone under bikini bottom thinks you’re a bastard!
Do I even need to try? I can get skips to fuck up your squid ass 
And your nose is bigger than Mr Krab’s weird fetish for cash!
How can you even battle, even patrick thinks you’re a prick
And grow some balls, no one wants to get near that bikini bottom dick!

Squidward:
Could you be quiet! I’m trying to play my clarinet, you’re being rude!  
Quit rapping and go back to shouting at your employee's for being better than you.
I’m a squid, you’re a candy machine with his patience too small
My voice is annoying? You sound like you’ve been kicked in your gumballs!
I don’t even need to swear to tell you that your show shouldn’t be on TV
You need to stop being a little bitch, and this is coming from me.
I’m gonna tear you limb from limb, this proves you’re a hypocrite and a liar!
Breaking your nose if you don’t be quiet because this time YOU’RE FIRED!

Benson:
Yes, I am a candy machine, thats why my rhymes are fucking sweet
You work at the krusty crap, this isn’t the first time you’ve tasted defeat
You slacker, stop holding that clarinet like its a god damn dildo!
Face it you’re gay, it says it in your name, Mr. Tentacles 
You’re the reason your show sucks just like your career
A mutated squid trying to rap is the last thing I fear
Stop slacking, your music is like your job, pure dirt!
Now stop sucking spongebob’s dick and GET BACK TO WORK!

Squidward:
What work? I’m not the one with a dispenser as a vagina 
You don’t belong in a cartoon you belong in a fast food diner
I’ll lyrically beat you too death, your glass head will shatter! 
I would ink you till you're blind, but I have control over my bladder.
I’m a squidward, under the sea, you’re just some washed up turd
I’m bout to leave you more embarrassed than when you are on say that word 
Take anger management, and stop yelling you're making my ears bleed 
And those so called rhymes you're spitting is just like you're job, plain shitty


Squidward vs Benson. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

@jmbraps as Slender Man, Jason Voorhees, Squidward's Suicide, BRVR and Hannibal Lecter
@rlyoshi as Jeff the Killer
@lazysundaypaper as Eyeless Jack and Pennywise
@blingface as Freddy Krueger
@mat4yo as Michael Myers and Dead Bart
@rush as sonic.exe
@erboi as Tails Doll and Chucky
@adolf-kyenza as BEN Drowned
@riventheexile as Cupcakes
@gamingallstarrapbattles as Happy Appy
@hyperjacob96 as Herobrine
@epicrapbattlesofcartoons as MARIO
@ciaran-mcginn as Leatherface
@stofferex as Ghostface
@thesuperplushybros as Pinhead
@Froggy7771 as Jigsaw
@kevin_krust as Norman Bates
@mancha-4 as Cujo
@s0n1c-fr3nzy as Sweeny Todd


Creepypastas vs Slashers

@jmbraps as Toon Link
@stofferex as Paper Mario

Toon Link:
A new legend was born, and he’s here to teach this man a lesson
I’m saving Hyrule while you’re busy buying contact lens
What’s your puny hammer got against my Master Sword, kid?
I would stomp you flat, but you’ve already beat me to it
Using the Wind’s Requiem to blow your paper back to town!
You better run before I use these Iron Boots to squash you down!
You suck more than my Gust Jar, so I won’t hear another word
when I whip out my Pacci’s Cane and use it to flip you the bird!

Paper Mario:
This grandmama’s boy just stepped up to the wrong mascot
The RPG master’s gonna snap this win without a Picto Box!
A schizophrenic with a talking boat are trash for the millienia
I’ll switch to 3D mode and kick you back to Pennsylvania
A twelve year old boy trying to be Poseidon
While I’m Morphing into airplanes to crash into your little islands!
I’m the super duper trooper ruler attacking this junior!
Your appearance in Smash was more useless than the Tingle Tuner

Toon Link:
Someone’s jealous that Doctor Mario was the chosen clone!
Bring your brother to this battle and I’ll show you how to smash Bros.!
Throw you in the paper shredder and leave you in the Royal Crypt
You’ll take a turn for the worse with a Spin Attack, so just split!
Now onwards, and forwards! We’ll wreck you with Four Swords!
You’re Borderline horrible, Door more disappointing than Pandora
Useless! I wouldn’t even crumple you up in a ball for my plumbing!
Your rhymes were worse than Sticker Star, and that’s saying something

Paper Mario:
Mama Mia, has it not crossed these four blind mice
That their ginormous Rupee Wallet won't help them pay the price?
While I’m feeling up Flurry, you four latch each other’s Hookshots
Give up now, because all your efforts are just for X-Naught!
Your time is running out! Hourglass won’t help you little boy!
So take another step closer and you’ll get sucked into the Void
I’d rather deal with Tingle’s quest, than listen to this ingrate
Just like Zess T.’s recipes, all your games were just Mistakes!

Toon Link vs Paper Mario

Fel as Hoppy 
Zack as Hopper

Frenzy as Uncle Grandpa
Metal as Belly Bag

Hoppy:
I hop into the battle, to put you in forever sleep! 
Both:
Our raps will make Garnets power levels look weak  
Hopper and Hoppy:
BINGO!
Hopper:
I’ll put a hole through your head like Ringo 
Zip your mouth with that bag, 
Both:
Ya saggy freakshow! 
Hoppy:
I got wits when I spit lyrics sharper than my sword 
You help kids but they won’t help you in this rap war!
Hopper:
You’ll be chopped into food just like your pizza friend
Your main goal in the show was to danger steven

Uncle Grandma:
Good morning! I eat furry hairballs for breakfast
I know I’m happy and kind but in rap, I’m reckless! 
Go through you faster than a three way sub in a minute! 
-As I’m drowning you more than lars and sadies ship did
Don’t worry, Mr Hoppers, your win isn't canon 
I have magic powers, you're looked down apon in battling 
You’re going wish you had Hope-er, well just trust
me, when I breath fire on the mic; You can call me gus 

Hoppy:
Get off the mic, grandpa, your rhymes are old like your face
Hopper:
That verse made me more sick than your head in space
Hoppy:
Numbers have no meaning for the raps I bring to end this fems 
Hopper:
Your episode was just you being chased by the crystal gems
Both:
Cataway gags won’t save your comedy from being crap!
Even with years of training, you’ll still fail at rap 
Hoppy:
Be careful, I nearly had the jump on this pedo orge 
Hopper:
Your rhymes were a joke, like your april fools crossover 

Uncle Grandpa:
Belly Bag! I need to teach these animals to learn
Belly Bag:
You help troubled kids Grandpa, so this isn’t your concern
Uncle Grandpa: 
Yeah! I’m dropping steven bombs, so be nice to your grandpa 
While I’m in the air on the giant realistic flying tiger 
Lyrically blast with a bee-sooker than a snake shooter
Than a snake shooter again, I’m a onion ring brusier! 
I made people laugh, your episode made them bored
Watch me crossover my rhymes to leave you two floored! 


Uncle Grandpa Vs Hoppy and Hopper. Steven Universe Rap Battles

Welcome to the second battle of Sparking Rap Battles.

Cast
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
SkeepTieel as Sumo
Zander P as Jeff
Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-can as Double D
Enzo Sacks as Eddy

Beat produced by Kustom

Clarence:
We’re the “Kings of the World!” you’re a bunch of awkward teenagers
You’ll never be as big as Belson but you’ll be bigger failures
Jeff:
I’ve calculated these kids clearly have no morales
Your only fans are kids without entertainment values 
Sumo:
You wanna’ fun dungeon face-off? Ha! so be it.
Eat you up like Jeff’s fries, Jaw-break ya’ to pieces
Clarence:
So you want to beat the best? Pfft. In your dreams!
All:
We’ve seen more terrifying kids at Rough Riders Elementary!

All:
Ed, Edd n' Eddy scamming kids since 1999!
Posers, without you Cartoon Network would be fine!
Ed:
Your minds and designs couldn’t be more questionable
Eddy:
Clarence, you'll fail like the Jingle, Jingle Jangle special!
Edd:
You're basically a copy of us but with no personalities!
You’re even more brain-dead than your friend Percy!
Eddy:
What the? Clarence-dollars? What kind of Scams are these?
Cartoon Network must be falling down to air shows like this!

Jeff:
Ed, Edd, and Eddy will be begging to be spared
As your chance of winning is as big as Sumo’s hair!
Sumo:
You’re all bark and no bite, no street smarts what-so-ever
More boring than a "Dinner Party", you’re not even contenders. 
Jeff and Sumo:
Rebellious fellas worse than Belson couldn’t handle us
More repetitive than all your names, there’s nothing more to discuss
Clarence:
Congratulations, this was funnier than my Squeeze horn and it couldn't-
Be a more ed-cellent battle but your raps were so Wooden...

Ed:
Eddy! These guys came from the Belly of Hades!
We have the nerd with OCD and the overweight baby!
Eddy:
We could not see our fathers, but at least we don't have lesbian mothers!
You're weak like Jimmy while we handle the Kankers sisters!
Fatty Kid, Even Johnny is more sane than your creator!
Screw it, these dudes have screws loose bigger than a crater
Edd:
If I make the calculation, the result is that is better our flow!
I think we finally win and it only took a Big Picture Show!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, TicciSparks87, Walkthroughepicness and SkeepTieel


Clarence, Jeff and Sumo vs Ed, Edd n' Eddy - SRB #2

Marceline sings everything stays to conclude Stakes! The Adventure Time Mini-Series. We understand that this isn't Steven Universe, but Steven Universe is on hiatus till' 2016, so why not pay respect to a show that has pushed to create a fantastic and epic mini-series and to Rebecca Sugar (creator of Steven Universe) who wrote this song. Hats off to the AT crew!

Produced by : Rebecca Sugar
Final Arrangement : Tim Kiefer (https://soundcloud.com/staypuft)
Director : Adam Muto


Adventure Time - Everything Stays (Official)

A song sung by Steven, Peridot and the rest of the Crystal Gems about Peace and Love on the planet Earth. This song was taken from the upcoming episode "It Could Have been Great." 

There are some episode noises from the characters action.

Peace And Love (On The Planet Earth)

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Steven Universe and Stevonnie 
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JMBRaps as Clarence
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Lyrics:
Clarence:
Hi I’m Clarence! Lemme make one thing apparent!
Your corny Connie loving’ self is like your Gem, transparent 
I’ve got something this Alien needs know, I’ll drown you like Lapis with my flow! 
With Jeff and Sumo I’ll unload, a second ass kicking on mah foe! 
Spittin’ Millions of disses with a rhyme scheme not too elaborate 
I’ll defeat this herm-afro-dite like his name was Joshua Maverick
Challenging me to a lyrical Sumo match? That I can’t re-”fuse”
You have “gem powers”? Well at least I’m not as uptight as you! (Ooh!)

Steven Universe:
I won’t need help from the Crystal Gems to beat up this Drama Queen 
Your “life lessons” are even worse than your dental hygiene 
Quit your ranting and just go back to looking up to Santa
Nicolas Cage here couldn't shield himself from his own piñata
Trap you in a no-fun Dungeon, so weird; Onion’s impressed 
Clarence, Wendell-usion wears off then you’ve got nothing left
Heated lyrics like Ruby, and there's nothing you can do!
Cuz even with my weaknesses I’m still “Stronger Than You” 

Clarence:
Frybo you with rhymes, go back to your dad and mourn 
I could have a better rap, just using a squeeze horn
My disses are Straight Illin’, spitting sick like the flu
And say, Uncle Grandpa has a simpler plot than you do
Not even a Mother could love your series’s crappy pilot 
This “superior” life form can’t even keep a healthy diet 
So calm down, your rapping sounds worse than when you sing
Shatter ya to small fractures, you can’t be recovering

Steven Universe:
I’m a rapping Ace-dia! You’re rated I for insane!
We’ll have Towering Intellect when Connie and I combine our brains!

Stevonnie:
When it comes to characters, I’m dominant in personality 
You’re a simplistic optimist, parodying without originality 
You spit a Cluster of nonsense that would even confuse Garnet
You’re incomprehensive due to your puerile lisp and accent
You must have catfingers if you think you’ll be the Victor
Make this maniac have a mental breakdown like his creator! 


Steven Universe vs Clarence 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season Finale

The Crystal Gems: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl rap against the Bear Brothers: Ice Bear, Panda, and Grizz! Who will win?

Matthew Thomas as Ice Bear
Frenzy as Panda Bear
Adam/Pool as Grizzly Bear
Emerii as Garnet
Princely as Amethyst
itsannachloem as Pearl

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ICE BEAR, PANDA, & GRIZZ
VERSUS
GARNET, AMETHYST, & PEARL
BEGIN!

Ice Bear:
These gems aren't ready for what Ice Bear can do
Panda Bear:
Once We Bare it all, we’ll show that we’re Stronger Than You
Grizzly Bear:
Dribbling circles around you, breaking through your defense
Grizz & Panda:
Once we destabilize these freaks
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will surely be president
All:
We don't need tiny hands to take you down in a fight
'Cause our fame will always be bigger than Alexandrite
Panda Bear:
We’ll spit sick flows faster than your hiatuses
Ice Bear:
Looks like your mouths are another cold thing Ice Bear needs to shut

Garnet:
You think you'll win against Garnet?
Amethyst:
For you, it'll be a pain
All:
'Cause we're the Crystal Gems, and we'll always save the day!
Pearl:
Sword fighting these fails that try to be internet famous
Amethyst:
We're whipping out these hits
Garnet:
While your show is just heinous
All:
Followed the steps of Rose Quartz, so we can handle these dingles
What’s got you going Primal?
Garnet:
I think they're mad 'cause they're single
Amethyst:
You belong in a Pet Shop if you thought you could top this
Pearl:
Looks like their fame has caved in
Garnet:
Garnet wins

Ice Bear:
Don't talk about Ice Bear...
Panda Bear:
Or we'll have you go poof, leave your gemstones cracked
Grizzly Bear:
That’s right Pan-Pan, let’s scare them off faster than a wolf pack
All:
Raps like a rotten burrito, but hey! You’re used to living with trash
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear’s bringing killer rhymes along with a trusty ax
All:
Up top! You rocks will never rock the roof
Panda Bear:
Pretty salty that Pearl is, even with her fear of eating food
Grizzly Bear:
When facing our clique, you better get On the Run and hide, ‘cause
All:
We Bear stack raps even stronger than a diamond

Pearl:
When you face our abrasion
Pearl & Amethyst:
you'll be sent back to hibernation
All:
You can't evade our invasion
Garnet:
Nor fit with human civilization
Garnet:
We’re so intense
Pearl:
when we’re against
Amethyst: 
Three Ronaldo’s in defense
Garnet:
So confined and exiled, but you’re just barely climbing the fence
Pearl & Amethyst:
Winning’s tripled but split, but we’re afraid that’s not The Answer
Amethyst:
You wanna rip our lips off, you’re missing a limb enhancer
Garnet:
A terrible Log Ride entry
Pearl:
your fur’s now wet from our flow 
All:
Let’s unbox these three cubs; how’s that for a Viral Video?

We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 53.

Frenzy as Dudley Puppy
GloryOfTheRainWings as Kitty Katswell
Timber Puppers as Nick Wilde
Madi2theMax as Judy Hopps
BroCheck as Mr. Big (cameo)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
NICK WILDE & JUDY HOPPS
VERSUS
DUDLEY PUPPY & KITTY KATSWELL
BEGIN!


Dudley Puppy:
Hi Gee-Gee! You wanna mess with the Iron Mutt?
I’ll chew you out worse than me chewing on my butt
Like Bird Brain, we’ll verbally mess with these pedestrians
You copied our story, you might as well be the Chameleon!
Kitty Katswell:
Out of all our missions, you’re by far the weakest opponent
We’ll be tasting victory just like Clawhauser’s neck donuts
The #1 T.U.F.F. agent, no way you could top this
You two will meet your D.O.O.M. once you step into Petropolis


Nick Wilde:
You’re in the Urban Jungle, where you two won’t have safety
So shut your Snaptrap, or you’ll be pushing Daisies
You’re just Wanna-Bees, don’t deny, it’s pretty apparent
Even if you Try Everything, I’ll still break you like Carrots
Judy Hopps:
Judy reporting for duty! The first bunny cop is hopping in
On idiots whose popularity is small just like their chief is
I’m not dumb enough to get fooled by a kitten nor a pup
Got flows so cold, you could say that we’ll-
Mr. Big:
Ice ‘em!


Dudley Puppy:
It must be Toilet Day, ‘cause those raps were so tragic
Kitty Katswell:
We’ll be causing verbal havoc
Both:
So be quiet you little savage!
Kitty Katswell:
We’re Purr-fect Partners that’ll hurt worse than fox repellent could
Both:
Trying to win? That’s more sad than Nick's childhood!
Sure you might be cops, but we’re Super Duper Crime Busters
Kitty Katswell:
Rhymes like a pawpsicle, we’ll freeze these animal lacklusters
Dudley Puppy:
Break us like carrots? I’m sorry, but man, that’s just funny
I mean I can’t take threats from a criminal and a cute bunny


Judy Hopps:
You better Hush Puppy! Never call me cute again
You’re just repeating the same stuff, just like a carrot pen
Nick Wilde:
You don’t know Jack about your partner, yet you think you’re slick?
You got your job from a dog toy!
Judy Hopps:
Real sneaky, Nick
Both:
Rap fast like Flash, 100 yard dash these hacks
Bell-whether or not, you two F.L.O.P.P.ed so bad
Nick Wilde:
You failed your mission
Judy Hopps:
‘Cause we stung like nighthowler darts
Both:
Now we’ll serve you justice, it’s called a hustle, sweetheart!


WHO…. WON….
WHO’S…. NEXT….
YOU…. DECIDE….
EPIC…. RA-
Judy Hopps:
Hurry up already!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Matthew Thomas

Nick Wilde & Judy Hopps vs Dudley Puppy & Kitty Katswell. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 55.

Español

Recién sacado del horno aquí esta una nueva canción de DAGames del juego Bendy and the ink Machine. Disfrutenlo.

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www.youtube.com/user/DiamondArmadaOnline

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English

Fresh from the oven here is a new DAGames song from the game Bendy and the ink Machine. Enjoy it.

YouTube Channel DAGames:
www.youtube.com/user/DiamondArmadaOnline

© 2017 Diamond Armada Online. All rights reserved

Build Our Machine [BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE SONG] - DAGames

It's the return of my personal rap battles with the most anticipated matchup yet. Alphys, anime nerd and Royal Scientist from Undertale, goes toe to toe with none other than self-proclaimed Lord Francis himself, the chameleon nerd and secondary antagonist from Super Paper Mario... but are they alone?

Lyrics : (rap meanings HERE : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G0svv7OY3UctOHS9Mzw7_-x8vG9zsJZXzIdY39ZZoUk/edit?usp=sharing )

Francis :

Past the Barrier there’s threads with all kinds of complaints
About your self destructing traps' pathetic displays
So I actually came, the elephant in the room
Is that you won't catch a Mew-Mew anytime soon!

I get one account to flood the comments on your videos
for every annoying Undertale fan spamming my own!
You totally stole my Hearts and OST's SOUL
To mash it all into a game so low technical !

The monsters want freedom, you’ve got selfish motivations
that nobody followed ! You even built a companion
who ditched you ! And by the time the other problems ended,
despite invasive attempts you’re totally unfriended! 

Alphys :

LOL… your whole verse made me s-snory,
Y-You're such a transparent part in history !
This one-dimensional guy’s clearly not his game’s pride,
The turning point to reach your series’ flop side!

When a b-blooper was your world’s b-best encounter,
Then your level, game, sequels were developed by interns!
Don’t try against the IT UT MTT MC 
Usually P-Paci but you’ll RIP like the beat when this OG --- ugh

Francis :

Wait you're a GIRL?! You’re a crap tier hot babe
Even when trying you would break my dating game!
I’ll pick apart your whole game with just a slip of the tongue
I think binary… nerrr…  I always choose number one !

Maybe ask Undyne to help you work on those charms
Muscles don't come from the bottom of the arms !
But I'll save this progress cause for once you worked hard
Made sure your determined mashups didn't melt our hearts!

Alphys :

In the shades I’m fixing the past, building the future,
You’re a slaver profiting off Tippi’s misfortune,
with your sole claim to fame printed on your clothes,
While I’m knowledgeable, yes! I'm an ace at Game Shows!

YES DARLING ! Is anime real ? Well,
I did create an authentic Ghost in the Shell! 
You’re passively consuming your better ascendant’s legacy!
Truly gone dusty and that’s, heh, really sad to see!

I’ll call Bleck - your world’s void doesn't need growing
Your doomsday device is ready when Francium starts flowing!
Vanish for a rematch ! I’ll track you down by the smell,
So Sorry… Compared to you HE’s written so well! (Kill ‘em!) 

Now, I’d never say you’re fit for royal scientist at all
But it should have been you contemplating the abyss in Waterfall...

(after the beat)

Alphys/Francis : Showed him!/her!

*they walk away from their respective computers, silently*

Cast :

WafflesDaPancake as Francis
UnamusedDetective as Alphys
LottiesaurusVA as Undyne (cameo)
Mancha as Mettaton (cameo)

Written by Yobar

Alphys vs Francis

Alphys vs Francis - Bar Fight #2

sorry our announcer is currently recovering from alcohol poisoning

Mancha as Terrance
Seth as Phillip
Metalfire as Sweet Bro
Yobar as Hella Jeff

Terrance and Phillip:
Phillip, we’ve established that we’re uncle fuckers
But these fellas here are the true pupil fuckers!
Buddies, y’all won’t save universes without my anus
So useless you couldn’t do shit even farting on my nuts
You’re the most unfunny part of the most unfunny comic
The most consistent comedy thinks we’re the most comedic!
This time an anime special? You’ve upgraded, buddies
But you’ll need us; T.P. For what? NAGASAKI! 

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff:
bro i think there foreheded fell on the othre side …...
ma name jeff…………………………………………………….. sike
just HOW HIGH do you have to be to make rap like that
shit lets beat santa since he came from your ass
shunned in the premiere, ditto, so you became fucking fat, ditto
i guess there falling from style… i warned you about stairs bro
WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN ; nobody watches this cuz of ya
where to bust nuts this big ? in there mom… hoe kanada

Battle Bytes

Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff vs Terrance & Phillip. Battle Bytes #7

JMB as UBOA
TheEternalVanguard as W.D. Gaster

UBOA
Pinching yourself won’t save you this time.
I don’t care if you’re a ripoff, I’m one of a kind.
The lights must be out in your head for you to face me,
Because you’re whiter than the desert to which I will erase thee.
W. D.? He shouldn’t muddle with me.
I play my theme and you’re left in a puddle of pee.
Gaster is a pervert who’s acquainted with crime,
So watch out for the creep in 269.

WD Gaster 
The doctor is here to give you face reconstruction,
Before the darkness leads you into mutated corruption.
I’m otherworlder with the most blasting rhymes ever seen.
You’re gonna get lost like entry number 17.
You’re despicable,whilst I’m invincible,
Just like the CORE, my rhymes are unpredictable.
This monster has the wrong number if he wants to bring hurt.
I’d never let that little head of yours take over my work.

UBOA
In response to that attack, my fun value’s set to 0.
I’m the cut above the rest, actually trying to KILL the hero.
You’re harder to decipher than wing dings,
Your part in this cypher is over with the attacks that I’m bringing.

WD Gaster 
My followers all tell the tale of how i was lead to disaster.
You’re being turned into mundane creepypastas
This man has the upper hand, wouldn’t you agree you two?
Thanks for your feedback! Be seeing you soon!

W.D. Gaster vs UBOA

After months of work and hours of dedication, my new series Animation vs Anything is finally starting. Thanks to everyone who helped out!

Eric the Audible as Gumball
Eddie's Rap Channel as Darwin

SkeepTieel as Calvin
Seth W. as Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes (0:20):
 
I’m not whistling Dixie when I say my intro’s decent
Cure your permanent Joy virus with the real world’s treatment
If you’re terrified of Tina, you can’t fight Calvinosaurus
It’s a pro Cub Scout against two dolts lost in the forest
I’ve got the eye of a tiger - and the maw of a disser
Used to fire deadly shots like a Spaceman Spiffer
G.R.O.S.S won’t accept a crossdressing androgynous imbecile
Tackle and knock you old Ni-cold for your Spittle’s principle
Tickled Pinky Malinky and now your fame just eludes me
You’re against Copycats, but you’re two replicas of Susie?
With your stale style, Gumball, don’t bite off more than you can chew
I’m sure with your verses this battle will be called HIP FLOP 2!
 
Gumball and Darwin (0:48):
 
Uh… Who are you again? Seriously, I can’t tell a bit
Let’s use their Time Machine to go back to when they were still relevant
On the track, i’ve got bite - an Alligator on the Train
You better stuff it! Thought you’d win? Were you imagining again?
I Dodge and Dare you to bite the Bullet that i’ve been Tracing
Can’t handle flow - you hate bathing! My World and rhymes are Amazing!
People find your jokes hi-Larry-ous, but I find it nefarious
A schizophrenic terror kid who’s tiger is his therapist
You better call up Tobias to be your friend
Because your only other one appears to be out for your head
Use your Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron or give us the Writers Block
But your wounds from the Cretinizer? Quite visible when you talk
 
Calvin and Hobbes (1:16):
 
Heh, he got you there. Shut up, Hobbes, don’t you hiss at me
I can invent rhymes so sweet they call me Calvin, Boy of Diss-tiny
But i’m thinking outside the cardboard box in order to wage War on
They should change Zach’s legal name to “Elmoron”
I won’t make a Hobbes Creek, you’ve got no sign that my flow’s tough
This is the second rap you spat proving that you need to grow up
You got de-Moe-lished on the mic! Your verses left this tiger snoring
I’m tired of spitting lyrics now. Let’s go exploring!
 
Gumball and Darwin (1:34):
 
What the what? That’s Richard. You need to Ketchup with your Raps
This slow Tiger’s queries would flow better in Trap!
When we Complete Calvin and Hobbes, these two Simians won’t be Missed
An Un-Responsible kid and his jaw dropping comic stripped
The only Bombs you can drop are Chocolate Frosted Sugar
Your series couldn’t Carrie it’s weight and now Bill’s a pencil pusher
And you’re pushing Daisies like Anais - no longer in the paper
Washed up by our Watterson flow! Now you’ve met your maker!

Written by Eddie
Mixed by SkeepTieel
Prod. by Sean Divine

Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

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