Hercules:
I follow every path that my soul leads
But I’ve never heard a myth containing pineapples with nosebleeds
Oh please, the stars are looking quite concerning
I learned about the zodiac and you seem like a virgin
A vermin with perversion that I’m supposed to slay down
I’m taking more swings than your ass on the playground
I’ll play it like Pain’s bout, I got superior physique
You’re looking like a ramen noodle but you’re sucking up to me?
You’re known for teaching kids the most aerodynamic run 
For when they’re trying to infiltrate Area 51
This boy’s acting like a knuckleheaded fraud whose
Got the people raging at his tales like the weeb version of Fox News

Naruto:
Your story is odd, I’ve heard it a lot and I believe in unusual fights
But this fraternity jock turned Ancient Greece into Grease the fucking musical, yikes!
They don't want you on Olympus, I've heard a lot from Hermes 
Slapped on the face of earth, they almost called you Herpes 
You say my destiny is written in astrology
But never saw yourself owned by the Death Star Company
You're half a god, the truth is the other half's a nuisance
The only time when you resemble Zeus is when the booze hits
Cuz you’re ruthless and you threw the parentship, can’t carry it
Only know how to break shit, that explains four marriages

Hercules:
I got issues with my family? Think before you flow 
You spent more time sonning me than you did with Boruto

Naruto:
My son fights on his own, but what about your ladies?
You couldn’t kill your guilt for a pile of crying babies!

Hercules:
Talk about fathers, I bet yours can relate too 
He figured he'd rather die than live a second to raise you
Go run up trees all you want with your practice in chakra
But with that little wood you got you can’t reach the tree of Sakura 
Your whole life you've been a nerdy loser, it's your fate
My legacy inspired decades, you can’t get a single date
You’d only offend the deaf, your floppy sign language can’t harm me
Look at your right hand, it’s you and what arm-y?

Naruto
You underestimate a jutsu with your street fights
Cuz on your inside you’re a pussy, no-mean lion 
I summon Toads that spit more flames than you ever did 
Because you only dish fire - when your kids are at the end of it
You’ll pay for your habits, for all the pain and the panic
You left the stadium frantic and tried to claim it’s romantic
You brought the fear in your era and now I’m clearing your terror
No matter how much you wanna impress, you’re a zero to Hera
From bravery to slavery you pay to be a scandal
Stop hook-and-piling humans, you should do it on your sandals 
You chained every man and still consider yourself a mighty god?
With all the slaves you own, you turned Olympus to a Nike shop

Naruto vs. Hercules - Rap Battle!

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Chef Pee Pee vs. Teruteru Hanamura - RAP BATTLE!

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Swizkii as Peter Venkman
Eric the Audible as Ray Stantz
Chase Beck as Winston Zeddemore
Commander Jacob as Egon Spengler
Mix Williams as Leonardo
Politicess as Michelangelo
Kevin Krust as Donatello
PE$O PETE as Raphael

Ghostbusters:
Alright, which one of you thought this nightmare up?
A quartet of green dorks born from Slimer's spunk!
You couldn't pay me enough to leave these freaks in our hearse!
Let's just keep 'em at bay. No, they will look even worse!
You know, turtles seem to go extinct from plastic litter.
What, the dudes made to clog up stores with their action figures?
And hang with that reporter chick they all got feelings for? (What?!)
That love story's unholy! It's Zuul-philia!
Pitchforks and knives split the team up over bickering!
I guess their Master taught them the art of Splintering!
The form of your destruction's the four Ghostbusters!
Let's paint the picture for you, Leo: It's your Last Supper!

TMNT:
Well, cowa-fucking-bunga, dude; I'm actually in tears!
Did we come too strapped? They got, like, janitor gear!
Yet they pushed one switch in their crib and then air fried it!
Our fights are like our pizza: We like to share slices!
Are you mad or something, 'cause your vacuum packs ain't got no extra suction?
Never worked! Only the ghost in your bed had you bustin'! (He's a freak!)
Now the feds got you by the balls if you stay in town!
Let's do it like Stay Puft! Mikey, break it down!
Listen, Ray Stantz: don't make friends with Venkman!
The pay's bad, and Winston will ditch y'all ASAP!
Shake hands with someone who can offer a safe plan!
We're quick with the Foot Clan; they're just running a scam!
TRUE THAT! Your shoes whack! Crew's whack! Suits whack!
Just make like your hairlines and move back! (On god!)
You're Ghostbusters, so I wonder where your boo's at?
You only face a Shredder when you got taxes, you douchebags!

Ghostbusters:
Heya, Raph! Why don't you go take a bath instead?
Watch us take it back to when all your rainbow masks were red!
You want to talk about society with your double teeth?
Read the signs, kid: you barely got across the street without being called a freak!
Forget pizza! You want a piece?!
Grew up in sewers, but you can't survive us crossing streams!
Splinter made a funny? Yeah, with the way they got raised!
Quarantined for life. Childhood went straight down the drain!
Hey, I'm just saying, if you four homeless snot chunks
Need a place that you'll finally fit in, we got one!

TMNT:
We'll pass on taking notes about fitting in with the surface
From the pervert getting getting ghosted by each client that he flirts with! (LET'S GO!)
I don't think you're surpassing us 'cause you're older!
I bet as teens, you got pushed around more than your controllers!
You sure showed 'em with all those buildings you blew up!
For every ghost that you catch, you leave half a city of new ones! (OHHHHH!)
You're dead weight that shows up to haunt crowds!
'Cause ever since your sequel, you just let 'em all down!
Then by 2016, the boomers were swapped out!
Then they gave up the ghost, so who you gonna call now?

TMNT vs. Ghostbusters - Rap Battle!

I Gotta Have It

Here’s the FNaF 3 Rap, by JT Machinima! Feat. Springtrap!
You’ll come to realize evil doesn’t die...

Another Five Nights by JT Machinima (FNaF 3 Rap)

After months of work and hours of dedication, my new series Animation vs Anything is finally starting. Thanks to everyone who helped out!

Eric the Audible as Gumball
Eddie's Rap Channel as Darwin

SkeepTieel as Calvin
Seth W. as Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes (0:20):
 
I’m not whistling Dixie when I say my intro’s decent
Cure your permanent Joy virus with the real world’s treatment
If you’re terrified of Tina, you can’t fight Calvinosaurus
It’s a pro Cub Scout against two dolts lost in the forest
I’ve got the eye of a tiger - and the maw of a disser
Used to fire deadly shots like a Spaceman Spiffer
G.R.O.S.S won’t accept a crossdressing androgynous imbecile
Tackle and knock you old Ni-cold for your Spittle’s principle
Tickled Pinky Malinky and now your fame just eludes me
You’re against Copycats, but you’re two replicas of Susie?
With your stale style, Gumball, don’t bite off more than you can chew
I’m sure with your verses this battle will be called HIP FLOP 2!
 
Gumball and Darwin (0:48):
 
Uh… Who are you again? Seriously, I can’t tell a bit
Let’s use their Time Machine to go back to when they were still relevant
On the track, i’ve got bite - an Alligator on the Train
You better stuff it! Thought you’d win? Were you imagining again?
I Dodge and Dare you to bite the Bullet that i’ve been Tracing
Can’t handle flow - you hate bathing! My World and rhymes are Amazing!
People find your jokes hi-Larry-ous, but I find it nefarious
A schizophrenic terror kid who’s tiger is his therapist
You better call up Tobias to be your friend
Because your only other one appears to be out for your head
Use your Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron or give us the Writers Block
But your wounds from the Cretinizer? Quite visible when you talk
 
Calvin and Hobbes (1:16):
 
Heh, he got you there. Shut up, Hobbes, don’t you hiss at me
I can invent rhymes so sweet they call me Calvin, Boy of Diss-tiny
But i’m thinking outside the cardboard box in order to wage War on
They should change Zach’s legal name to “Elmoron”
I won’t make a Hobbes Creek, you’ve got no sign that my flow’s tough
This is the second rap you spat proving that you need to grow up
You got de-Moe-lished on the mic! Your verses left this tiger snoring
I’m tired of spitting lyrics now. Let’s go exploring!
 
Gumball and Darwin (1:34):
 
What the what? That’s Richard. You need to Ketchup with your Raps
This slow Tiger’s queries would flow better in Trap!
When we Complete Calvin and Hobbes, these two Simians won’t be Missed
An Un-Responsible kid and his jaw dropping comic stripped
The only Bombs you can drop are Chocolate Frosted Sugar
Your series couldn’t Carrie it’s weight and now Bill’s a pencil pusher
And you’re pushing Daisies like Anais - no longer in the paper
Washed up by our Watterson flow! Now you’ve met your maker!

Written by Eddie
Mixed by SkeepTieel
Prod. by Sean Divine

Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

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