WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/eUtOsxSAYSU?si=85AjEtWSp_e1P3E7

Keyblade as Puss in Boots
The Stupendium as The Cat in the Hat

Freeced as the Narrator
Snakebite126 & Eddiefrb as Thing 1 & Thing 2

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Puss in Boots:
Folks claim he’s best of clothed fame
Dressed to impress, and head to toe draped
From the feather in his cap, the eyes, face and the purr
The danger in his genes, and the boots with the fur

I am Puss in Boots! Hola and ole
You’re next to know I am next to no name (ha)
Legend to MAP, let me give you advice
Go hitchhike to the Wishing Star and get a life (ha)

El Macho Gato, patea tu culo
Keeping you Far, Far Away from a school zone
Frisky Two Times with the kids at the door
They don’t wanna hear you say Thinga-ma-jigger no more

Now I’m catching this stray, tossing him out on the street
What kind of cat needs help getting back on his feet
Yes, I draw first blood, like the doctor’s answer
And I go for the throat like your author’s cancer (ha)

The Cat in the Hat:
My, that was lots of good fun (said the Cat.) That was fun that was funny, in fact (hm)
But one thing to know about me (said the Cat.) is that I tend to always come back 
(OH YEAHH!)
(Cat in the what?)

I keep two things in the back brick
Quick to make you disappear like a hat track
(Cat in the what?)

Begged Shrek, asked him “bring back the magic”
You’re not a classic, Cat in the Hat is
(Cat in the what?)

My my, you haven’t faced time kindly
Got nine lives - it looks like you’ve lived ninety
How did you get packed up by a lone wolf, bro
Better pack it up and move back to the old folks’ home

I’m just checking in since your parents are missing
I’m family friendly, you’ve been after kitties
‘Cuz the altar escape put your marriage on a soft pause
It altered your mate, now it’s as if Kitty’s got claws

Reunited again with Perrito
But she’s not impressed by your little gatito
And she knows that she won’t compete with your ego
So next time you die - (adios, amigo!)


Puss in Boots:
Life is a journey and death is a given
The pages are turned as our stories are written
Your legacy’s tethered to Seuss’s estate
And defaced by the hatred he paved in his place

It has been a lifetime since the Doctor was in
And his racism tainted the pages he penned
As he propped propaganda art for armed citizens
Death of the author caught the dog whistling

Mejor empaca tus cosas si me cuelo en tu balcón 
Todo el daño a la propiedad que hay en mi casa lo hago yo 
Tu live action hizo que hasta la señora Seuss se ralle 
Ni Shrek hizo ver tan desagradable a Mike Myers

Fight me if must, flee me if you’re scared
Face me if you can, fear me if you dare
You’re done running away, the kids have had enough
I’m dropping the mic - now, pick it up

The Cat in the Hat:
Pick it up? Gladly! I’ll pick up the flow
To diss this misfit? Oh, The Places I’ll Go
You call me a stray? You’re an orphan
Who stole from his own hometown for his fortune, then scorned it

Alexander banked on you to free him but you didn’t
You ran from the militia and abandoned him in prison
Took the greatest of falls into the plan that he was hatching
Soon as you tried to get laid, he got you back

And now all the horses and (men) could never begin to (mend)
Or put you and Humpty’s (friend)ship back together (again)
Buddy has been stalking before the beanstalk
And better believe bested you ‘till his scheme stopped and he dropped

Now, what would you do when brother’s plans were foiled
Couldn’t take the fall, you made him take it for you
Unless you mend fences a whole awful lot
Then your legacy’s end is once Death has you caught 


Written by Eddiefrb (English) and Keyblade (Spanish)
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by GlitchDude and Freshy Kanal
Art by theladylyra and Mothmancha
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Puss in Boots vs The Cat in the Hat - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

❝Hands up, feel okay
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