WATCH THE FULLY ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO:
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Michael Malconian as Shaggy
Freshy Kanal as Crazy Dave
littleflecks as Scooby-Doo

Crazy Dave:
It’s Crazy Dave but you can just call me Cray-Z killin’ a beat
Flames emitting whenever Blazing’s bringing the heat
A wave’s beginning so play the game or, hippie, stay in your lane
And listen because this neighbour ain’t spitting peas 

Your gang of misfits think you’re Heroes? (think you’re Heroes?)
Man, the only undead you’re fighting are your rebooted casts
Everyone can tell this shroomhead is a zero (He’s a 0!)
I think you’re safe from the zombies ‘cuz brains are something you lack!
Freeze.

I’ve been reviewing your dubious movies
And, dude, I’ve concluded what truly is spooky
Is when you be Dooing a Doobie with Scooby
And then end up screwing the pooch like a floozie 
Give up the ghost of exposing the supernatural
You’re just showing off rich white crafting
Cuz all of the brats that you’re catching are capitalists
Guess that’s what the point of the mask is

I’ve been known to help lazy neighbours in my town, but right now
I’m putting this couch potato in the ground like SPUDOW!
Ditch the pot, maybe try one on your head
Or the only ones “launching all-out attacks on you” will be feds!

Shaggy:
Zoinks! You’re the largest g-g-ghoul I’ve ever seen
Man, I love to chow, but dude, even the zombies eat their greens
You should time travel to when your games actually had some meat
Like, your appetite’s so greedy, you’ve got EA to a T!

You would think I’m packing Plant Food, my pockets glisten and gleam
I’m stacking the green, constantly chopping your Wisdom Trees
Franchise in the lead since you were still in your daddy’s seed
Like, it looks like our next crossover’s Direct-to-PvZ!

Take your half-assed cash grab trash plant patches and scrap ‘em 
Even if your execs get Scrappy and beg to “Lemme add ‘em!”
Like, you’ll never get away with those premium package schemes
In this battle, won’t need to go Ultra Instinct - man, are you challenging me? 


Crazy Dave:
I think you’ve made your point. You’ve got enough cash.
Now how ‘bout you split up and look for who the fuck asked?
If we’re talking business, I know Rogers misses signals, but jinkies
Quit asking Dinkley to visit your Twiddydinkies!

Listen, Stinky - all your catchphrases and tropes are old and tired
While our games are so groundbreaking, we even got through to China
All your reductive redundant whodunnit stuff is for babies
But I watched more than one episode - why? ‘Cuz I’m CRAZY!

Shaggy:
Quit talkin’ smack, I’m lookin’ like a Scooby Snack fit in these jeans
While no lady’s ever loved you ‘cuz you’re as big as the Mystery Machine
Like, good thing you’ve got those mowers, man, you’ll need them if ever you shave
Dude, you couldn’t get in Penny, but still managed to drive her away!

Withstanding your Cob Cannons, the scariest lawn terror
Got damage like Gargantuars - Hannah-Bar-Bearer
Your franchise is decomposing with every microtransaction
And I’m dancing on your grave - like you did Michael Jackson

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Cover Art Designed by Eddiefrb
Shaggy & Dave Art by BMB
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal & Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Shaggy vs Crazy Dave - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Freshy Kanal - King Julien Vs. King Louie Rap Battle Ft. Chase Beck & Snakebite126

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https://youtu.be/wqu4eUPFvYc

Kumodo Dragon as Toothless
Chi-Chi as Pikachu

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Toothless:
You and I are different beasts, I’m nothing like you
I ain’t gonna wait my turn to use the right move
Ain’t showing no weakness, Pika, I’m not the type to
You ain’t got the stones to handle what I’m gon Raichu
My trilogy on “Dark Knight”, Fury just don’t miss
While your series been trash since dubbing it “for kids”
Your games are so easy, even Team Rocket can’t fail
Players boot up they handheld and get they hand held
Were so fat it took you a whole gen to slim
Fuck a gym badge, get homie a gym membership
When you sent kids to the hospitals, they said Porygon did
Homie, how ironic that Pokémon is this outta pocket 
Owner still 10 but you getting old mad fast
You’ve peaked, Pika, I char Char and make Ash ash
Caught you in my sights, you wiggling like a loose tooth
When I bring the fangs out, I’m the one who chews you

Pikachu:
The Viking Books say you’d merk me on sight
But that verse was Toothless - all Berk and no bite 
Can’t hurt me on mics, better get ready to brawl 
Cuz I’m throwing hands and you know you gotta catch ‘em all
Now, for starters - a tot adopting a monster to train it?
Like a DItto, you saw my concept and duplicated 
Dragon my name through the dirt tryna copy
But you just turned out Toothless (why?) cuz it’s too hard to bite off me
Pikachu! Now our eyes have met, so enough talk
PokeStop, you wanna pull up? Get a spun top
Disses charged, I’m stealing your Thunder with one Shock
Getting killed, you ain’t coming back, that’s a Nuzlocke
How’d you cause all this murder and still call Hiccup your best friend
You tried to remedy it but I wouldn’t hold your breath yet
‘Cuz Drago made the orders, but you did not refuse them
You did the hit yourself and killed Stoic in confusion

Toothless:
Stoic the Vast layed his life down to protect his son
Over to Ash, don’t even know where his dad is from
You’re outdated, your haters are bandwagoning
Even got fans asking you now to patch up your damn graphics


Pikachu:
When Hiccup shot you down, he took a chunk out of your wee tail
Man, if I looked like that, they’d mistake me for a female
And now you’re ride or die for the person that scarred you
I thought PokeBalls were bad, you were caught in a harpoon!

Toothless:
Nazi signs and racist designs - you think we missed it?
You saying you’re a changed ‘mon but I don’t wanna Jynx it
Remember all those toys that kids suffocated to death in?
Kept it Hidden like an HM in hopes that we would forget it
But we didn’t - Tricking children and parents with glaring eyes
Shilling two identical variants like a pair o’ lies
Now you’re gaming’s laughingstock, your moment has gone by
‘Cuz like your save battery, bitch, you’ve run dry

Pikachu:
I’m the best selling franchise of all time, my trade is trained
Call this a PokeRap Battle how I’m taking names
Hunted for Light Furies, then went into hiding
It’s like your life soft-reset the second you found a Shiny
Never first at Dreamworks, you’ve got your own Gary
Always second to Shrek ‘cuz Dragons can’t touch Fairies
While I am the very best and no one ever was better
So fuck a Rare Candy, you’ll never get on my Level

Written by Eddiefrb and Kumodo Dragon
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Vendetta Beats & Voodoo Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal
Art by BMB
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Toothless vs Pikachu - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Freshy Kanal: Kokichi Ouma vs The Riddler ft. GamingPlush64 & Carter Sauce

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/TAARumwiTzI?si=qHuSOTca7K1_Dh06

Dennislikesjazz as Grunkle Stan
Freeced as Saul Goodman
Commander Jacob as Soos 

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Grunkle Stan:
Welcome, sleazebag, to the Mystery Shack
I don’t want your card, I deal strictly in cash
‘Cuz I rely on freaks like you to keep my business intact
We oughta shove your keister in a fixture of glass

In fact, Soos! (yes, Mr. Pines?) Let’s make it happen (yus!)
‘Cuz Romeo here is in desperate need of some attraction
I don’t even think Mabel could fix your marriage with Wexler
Yeah, your ex-wife misses you - BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

Don’t “Slippin’ Jimmy” me, pal - you smash my front end
And I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!!

No wonder Chuck never trusted you, you’re clearly just an idiot 
I’ve heard of “burning bridges” but this is getting ridiculous
Your bro wanted to guide you in life, but he went mad trying
Looks like your gaslighting led to his gas lighting

Saul Goodman:
Name’s Saul - did you know your disses are poor?
Hit the road, old timer, I don’t do wills anymore
Think you’re taking the gold? I don’t buy what you say
‘Cuz when it comes to bars, I’m the Viktor - with a K

Step off! As the kids say, I’m “cocking” my “blick”
The streets call me Walt Jr. ‘cuz I walk with a stick
You oughta walk with a broom (heh) your Shack’s a disgrace
You should call the disappearer - to vacuum the place

Okay, I took your Lazy Susan for a spin and got lucky
Sorry Grunk, tough luck, old people love me
How am I supposed to convince her you’re not ugly?
Your honor, my client’s hot - source: bro trust me

What can I say, I made my company name
Without laboring my grandkids in the summer all day
Your whole business is fishy - when the feds get involved
And you’re locked up in prison - hey, Better Call Saul!

Grunkle Stan:
Well, If you wanna talk fishy, buddy, you fit the bill
Dude, you work with Ehrmantraut (heh) and your name is McGill
I’ve got a family that loves me, just go ask Sixer
You cut all yours off and stuck with Kid Named Finger

Now let’s talk about Howard, the guy you led to his tomb
You filled up room in his head until his head filled your room
Then tried to flee to Cinnabon, but they caught you with ease
Take it from me - being a crook is in your Genes

Saul Goodman:
I heard you love embezzlement but I suggest you better quit
Before l blow the top on your settlement like a Kettleman
Don’t like it, then blow me - I know you eat kids
Use that “two-wrist attraction” and Saul Gone my dick!

Stan, you disappoint your wife - in more ways than one
And you took your brother’s life - in more ways than one
You just kept rocking the boat, that’s something you can’t afford
Now your relationships have sailed - unlike the Stan O’ War

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDyde
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat (Saul) and Valonide (Stan)
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

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king mewtwo as william afton
luke reardon as eugene krabs
m!cah as fredbear
luke reardon as the krusty krew

written by dilly, swoldow, 3ple, cri, gamingplush64 and danii
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by grasman and luke reardon
cover art by zagranis

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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William Afton vs. Mr. Krabs - Rap Battle! (2023)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Mike Choe as Peter Quill
Freeced as Jack Sparrow

Lyrics:
https://freshy-kanal-cinematic-wiki.fandom.com/wiki/Star-Lord_vs_Captain_Jack_Sparrow
(too big to fit in the description)

Star-Lord vs. Captain Jack Sparrow - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
McGwire as Beetlejuice
GameboyJones as Candyman

Candyman:
The murmurs of my curse will bee heard again,
Murdering the worst suburban disturbance to lurk within a Burton flick!
Terminate pervert vermin's exterminator services!
Belly of the bee-ast; this invertebrate can't worm out this!
Words about me spread like fire and smoke of the demon.
Your only headline of note is receding!
Middle-aged Joker peaked at his old theatre school;
Relives his days of glory bee peeking at fifteen-year-olds!
A sequel/remake story? Tell Keaton's agent he's too old!
A star we'll see fade shortly? Bee-telgeuse is easy for him!
Your weak brain's storing an ego of extreme proportions.
Head keeps on growing; the healer better shrink it more!
I fantasize of a coward writhing in the afterlife.
Add a manchild's cries to my count of infanticide!

Beetlejuice:
Ahem... direct your eyes to the TV, please!
Not the man with the Hand-Hook for the Recently Deceased! (Argh!)
Your name's in so many films, it's like they're trying to have you manifesting!
You suck at the Whole "Being Dead" Thing!
Candyman canned the mantle because he can't demand
More than high-schoolers to call up the Hook-Handyman!
Recant, demon! Put that bitch down; ditch the puppy love!
The way you shoved that tongue in her filled me with stomach bugs!
Oh, I'm the washed-up one, huh? Well, you're the artist, brother!
That why your city made you bleed like some watercolor?
Some awful myth powered off gossiping!
Your fan club's in the bathroom, 'cause your legend's one crock of shit!

Candyman:
I'm the writing on the wall; you should have read it!
Talk of my hand? Keep yours out the dresses!
Here's a hint for you, Bee-tlejuice: I stomp fiends,
And I'll make a sex pest's insides splatter on the concrete!
Your escape plan's to take a child to the mate lands,
Offering a diamond crest ring for your young fling!
I lap circles around you, Epstein in a clown suit,
But I'd prefer not to learn what ring you've been running!

Beetlejuice:
CUT! Stop, Tony! You're not on his level, dawg!
Don't push your luck; just take the damn fight with the Leprechaun!
Nice fuckin' business model; daddy's rolling in his grave!
Taking stories based on slaves and exploiting them for change!
Check it! Dragging my name? Then let me get real!
I'll rock your Banana Boat, 'cause you've been slipping since Peele!
And if I'm a sex pest, you're a borderline felon!
I've been to hell and back; you're still in line to get in Helen!
'Cause the only time you found a honey in your lifetime,
They all rallied to have you stung to death like a hive mind!
Threw a candy wrapper on the pile and left him cooked up!
The roast with the most, worse than your last hookup!

Beetlejuice vs. Candyman - Rap Battle!

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/2y3qZQ18qDc?si=kDONaJMQfP_JhOEI

PE$O PETE as The Flying Dutchman
LIME KING as King K. Rool

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The Flying Dutchman:
As i travel through the trough, mixing terror with the tide
You should peep how i was sought, I see you lack won't bat an eye
Deeper down than all your thoughts, In a locker bitch i hide
Watch the clock? No, watch your mouth 
‘Cuz this right here that Captain's pride
Give you a fright, leaving him light
Cuz I took his loot, all his lackeys, and life
We give you a scare but I know you got something scarier
Buss out a mirror and look at that eye
Great blue depth only has one best when i pull my sword, shit won’t play nice
No way no weight to ya name, only weight in ya frame, bro, lay off them Lays, alright?
(Ha) He shoulda known never mess with the dutchman 
Rollin this king in a blunt now he dutch-man
(Damn) Never contest with the one man 
You ain't a villain, you more like a stunt man
King and his army all falling to one man
There's only one man scarin’ the spongeman
I got advice
You wanna live and go cherish your life? Then you better move

King K. Rool:
My name King K. Rool
Gon’ be cruel how I spray this ghoul where he stays
Make DK drool, banana clips in the tool when I aim 
These bullets gon’ pool in your face
How you let that square on your pirate crew? 
He can’t even pass boating school, the disgrace
Ew, how that boy smelling like stool?
He got a whole department of perfume at his place
Imma keep it a K, Pockets full with a K
Flip name how I rule with a K
NBA how my 2Ks dribble
If we duel it's a KO, we gon leave him bruised OK
Caught the fool 4K at the KK with 62 cents while the jewel on my cape 20K
How you stay underwater and still stay without drip?
I’ve seen better looking ghosts in the KKK
(shuh) I’m the motherfucking Crème de la Crème of the Kremlings
Men meet they end when my army's assembling
Got him trembling, they know who the king is
Doom is impending, thing is I’m a villain's villain
This boy is a bedtime story, I’m a king with millions 
I don’t take opinions, bitch, I rule these seas
You’re just one my civilians

The Flying Dutchman:
Oh yeah? Then show me
You live by the shore, that shit weak
Bro, it’s big man Dutchman - I'm in the deep
And if you wanna see, we take him beneath
Cuz if you want the sea, Lil’ bitch, thats a double 
You drowning in trouble, you fuckin with me
Like bro, stop pressing
We can sink ships right now and Dutchman fly out the wreckage 
Bitch, I’m flexin’
You shouldn't mess with a gas-green-ghoul
This tool leave em gangrene, cut out the boot
You say you a king but you second in line to your own IP, lil’ bitch, you a tool
He think he a king?
I put the K to his head like we gon’ see who rule
I pull up with 50 goons
Say you got all that drip? You a kiddie pool, dumb bitch

King K. Rool:
This Blunderbuss gon’ shut him up when I take a chunk out that man ship 
Know the handheld cannon be damaging
Nah, fuck that - King Krusher, I’m handing him hands again
He be all green, so when I flame him I get baked like a ramekin
Why would I panic? This phantom be a damn embarrassment
He must forget that his opps turned that man to a mannequin
(And that’s canon)
So he’d only pass me if I was a window shopper
We don’t send him to school, just to Davy’s locker
Imma kill him like he wasn’t dead already
Got the Blast-o-matic, we gon’ singe his block and not a thing will stop me
Bullets gon’ fly, bitch, there been a chopper in my backpack
Imma clap back like they hit my belly

Written by PE$O PETE, LIME KING and Eddiefrb
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Natsu Fuji
Beat Arranged by Eddiefrb
Art by BMB
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

The Flying Dutchman vs King K. Rool - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Swizkii as Peter Venkman
Eric the Audible as Ray Stantz
Chase Beck as Winston Zeddemore
Commander Jacob as Egon Spengler
Mix Williams as Leonardo
Politicess as Michelangelo
Kevin Krust as Donatello
PE$O PETE as Raphael

Ghostbusters:
Alright, which one of you thought this nightmare up?
A quartet of green dorks born from Slimer's spunk!
You couldn't pay me enough to leave these freaks in our hearse!
Let's just keep 'em at bay. No, they will look even worse!
You know, turtles seem to go extinct from plastic litter.
What, the dudes made to clog up stores with their action figures?
And hang with that reporter chick they all got feelings for? (What?!)
That love story's unholy! It's Zuul-philia!
Pitchforks and knives split the team up over bickering!
I guess their Master taught them the art of Splintering!
The form of your destruction's the four Ghostbusters!
Let's paint the picture for you, Leo: It's your Last Supper!

TMNT:
Well, cowa-fucking-bunga, dude; I'm actually in tears!
Did we come too strapped? They got, like, janitor gear!
Yet they pushed one switch in their crib and then air fried it!
Our fights are like our pizza: We like to share slices!
Are you mad or something, 'cause your vacuum packs ain't got no extra suction?
Never worked! Only the ghost in your bed had you bustin'! (He's a freak!)
Now the feds got you by the balls if you stay in town!
Let's do it like Stay Puft! Mikey, break it down!
Listen, Ray Stantz: don't make friends with Venkman!
The pay's bad, and Winston will ditch y'all ASAP!
Shake hands with someone who can offer a safe plan!
We're quick with the Foot Clan; they're just running a scam!
TRUE THAT! Your shoes whack! Crew's whack! Suits whack!
Just make like your hairlines and move back! (On god!)
You're Ghostbusters, so I wonder where your boo's at?
You only face a Shredder when you got taxes, you douchebags!

Ghostbusters:
Heya, Raph! Why don't you go take a bath instead?
Watch us take it back to when all your rainbow masks were red!
You want to talk about society with your double teeth?
Read the signs, kid: you barely got across the street without being called a freak!
Forget pizza! You want a piece?!
Grew up in sewers, but you can't survive us crossing streams!
Splinter made a funny? Yeah, with the way they got raised!
Quarantined for life. Childhood went straight down the drain!
Hey, I'm just saying, if you four homeless snot chunks
Need a place that you'll finally fit in, we got one!

TMNT:
We'll pass on taking notes about fitting in with the surface
From the pervert getting getting ghosted by each client that he flirts with! (LET'S GO!)
I don't think you're surpassing us 'cause you're older!
I bet as teens, you got pushed around more than your controllers!
You sure showed 'em with all those buildings you blew up!
For every ghost that you catch, you leave half a city of new ones! (OHHHHH!)
You're dead weight that shows up to haunt crowds!
'Cause ever since your sequel, you just let 'em all down!
Then by 2016, the boomers were swapped out!
Then they gave up the ghost, so who you gonna call now?