A guy(another one of my fictional characters) thinks he has a fabulous new girlfriend. She might not be feeling the same way. Anyway one sunny afternoon she slips him a tab of acid..
(Collaboration with Billy Bosco)

Just a Dream
(C) 2024 Billy Bosco and Fermi’s Jukebox

Something good has come my way
D’ya believe it?
Beautiful woman
Sharing a daydream with me
Whoa yeh
Shimmering sunlight in her hair
She looks so good
Never thought I would ever find love

Dream on

I hear the colours in her eyes 
I can hear it
I can touch it  
Ev’rything is alive
Whoa yeh
Whispering kisses in my ear
She feels so good 
Never again did I think I’d know love 

Dream on
I feel so alive, it has to be a dream

Some say that life’s just one big loss 
After another
Generations kick the can down the line 
Just ask my father 
No, doesn’t have to be this way
I believe it now 
Never again did I think I’d see this day

Dream on
I feel so much love, it has to be a dream

Ev’ry thing you feel is real
No no no no 
It’s dreaming it’s dreaming it’s dreaming
It’s a dream

Something good has touched my life
I believe it
And I feel it  
Ev’rything be alright
Whoa yeh
Whispering kisses in my ear
She feels so good 
Never again did I think I’d know love

Just a Dream

Taken from our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays".
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LYRICS:

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is poll?
And Arctic circle it to and fro?
Giving everyone a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole

Need to make some dough
Gonna go somewhere cold
North Pole is where I'll end
Less competition to contend
Dancing at the Blue Igloo
To make a dollar or two
Heels are made of ice times twice
North pole dancing in my clear stripper shoes

Gonna let my igloos show
So I can make that Eskimo dough

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it to and fro?
Give the Eskimos A show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole

Aurora Borealis is my stripper name.
My northern hemisphere gained fame
Flashing my northern lights, oh what a sight.
Men pay to see my natural light display.
My coronal hole causes excitation
They love my polar amplification
My base station was the right selection
Gonna give you a coronal mass ejection

The locals get in snowball fights
Just to see my Northern Lights

Let's take a poll
Wanna see me take is pole?
And Arctic Circle it like a ho?
Give the Innuits a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna grab that pole
Artic Circle it like a ho
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North pole

Dancing in the cold to warm things up
Motorboat with my icy pups
Gonna take it far
Melt your Klondike Bar
Locals think it's nice
When I twerk it on the ice
Sitting on an Innuit
Dancing on his lap
He really likes that
My ice bergs I'll reveal
More blubber than a fur seal
Steer clear of my southern hemisphere
My glacial period may be here

Only three things don't get cold
Here is what that constitutes
Polar bears, penguins and... Strippers?

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it to and fro?
Give the Eskimos A show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Want to see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the north poll

Let's take a poll
Wants to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it like a ho?
Give the Innuits a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the north pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the north poll

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North pole

Gonna grab that pole
And Artic Circle it like an Eski-ho
Give them all a show
I'm Pole dancing at the North pole



North Pole Dancing (Demo)

Taken off the album "Slutopia 2: Sloppy 2nd" by Eden's Slutz.
A naughty song about a sexy man.
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LYRICS:
(Oh woah oh)
(Oh oh oh)
(oh oh oh)

You know you're such a sexy stud
Know how to make my basement flood
As long as it's pumped up with blood
I know I'll spread my thighs for you 
They all want to get in your pants
I'm so lucky to have this chance
Let's do the horizontal dance
You know I'll spread my thighs for you

You're the hunk the girls want to bone
Won't you come take me home alone?

I can do who I wanna do
You can do whoever gives you a chance
Whenever you take off your pants
I'm gonna spread my thighs for you
No one can bang me like you do
You know I'll spread my thighs for you
My best friend and her mother too
You know they'd spread their thighs for you

(I'd spread my thighs)
(I'd spread my thighs)
(I'd spread my thighs for you)

All the ladies think you're so hot
You have got something no one's got
Even guys want to have a shot
You know they'd spread there thighs for you
That pipe of yours I'm gonna drain
Bang me until my back's in pain
As long as you screw out my brains
I'm gonna spread my thighs for you

I simply just cannot abstain 
That seed of yours I will obtain

I can do who I wanna do
You can do who ever gives you a chance.
Whenever you take off your pants.
I'm gonna spread my thighs for you.
No one can bang me like you do.
You know I'll spread my thighs for you.
My cousin and my sister too
You know we'd spread our thighs for you.

I've taken polls from many guys
So put yours in between my thighs
The rumors say that you're endowed
My field is ready to be plowed
Been waiting so long for this night
Finally I'll get to try a bite
No one else can compare to you
You're the one we all wanna do!

(I'd spread my thighs)
(I'd spread my thighs)
(I'd spread my thighs for you)
(I'd spread my thighs)
(I'd spread my thighs)
(I'd spread my thighs for you)

I'll be better than the girls you've boned
Your mind and other things will be blown

I can do who I wanna do
You can do whoever gives you a chance.
Whenever you take off your pants.
I'm gonna spread my thighs for you.
No one can bang me like you do.
You know I'll spread my thighs for you.
My grandma and my aunty too
You know we'd spread our thighs for you.

I can do who I wanna do
You can do whoever gives you a chance.
Whenever you take off your pants.
I'm gonna spread my thighs for you.
No one can bang me like you do.
You know I'll spread my thighs for you.
My best friend and her brother too
You know they'd spread their thighs for you.

(I'd spread my thighs)
(I'd spread my thighs)
(I'd spread my thighs for you)
(I'd spread my thighs)
(I'd spread my thighs)
(I'd spread my thighs for you)




Spread My Thighs

Spread My Thighs (Pop Mix)

Eden's Slutz's first dive into country music. A song about the trials and tribulations of womanhood.
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LYRICS:

Gee won't you look at that?
My pants are covered in red crap.
My Aunt flow is now in town
I'm seeing red when I look down.
Excuse me for bein' rude.
But I'm now in a crappy mood.
So ain't that just too bad?
I gotta buy a maxi pad.

It's not fair that boys don't have to go through this.
Why is Mother Nature such an unfair bitch?

My pants are covered in red blood
Look I just started my Period.
Can I please borrow a tampon?
I have been bleeding all day long.
I need some Midol,
These cramps won't stop hurting at all.
I gotta clean it with soap suds
My pants are smothered in red crud.

Screw Mother Nature's curse
Now you need maxies in your purse.
Womanhood really sucks
Your hooha has the worst of luck
Bleeding from your vajay
'Specially when it's a heavy day.
Blood all over the place
Red in your pants and on your face.

It's not fair that boys don't have to go through this.
Why is Mother Nature such an unfair bitch?

My pants are covered in red blood
Look I just started my period
Can I please borrow a tampon?
I have been bleeding all day long.
I need some Midol
These cramps won't stop hurting at all
I gotta clean it with soap suds
My pants are smothered in red crud.

Tampons just plug bloody holes
Just got a visit from Aunt Flow
It's that time of month again, don't you know.
(Oh oh)
Tampons just plug bloody holes
Got another visit from Aunt Flow
The crimson tide has hit the shore.
(Forever more)

My pants are covered in red blood
Look, I just started my period.
Can I please borrow a tampon?
I have been bleeding all day long.
I need some Midol
These cramps won't stop hurting at all.
I gotta clean it with soap suds
My pants are smothered in red crud.

My pants are covered in Red Blood 
(Ooh Red Blood)
Look, I started my period.
(My period)
Can I please borrow a tampon
(I need a tampon)
I have been bleeding all day long.
I need some Midol
(Ooh yeah yeah)
These cramps won't stop hurting at all
(No it won't stop now)
I gotta clean it with soap suds
(I need some Midol)
My pants are smothered in red crud.

It's not fair that boys don't have to go through this.
Why is Mother Nature such an unfair bitch?


Red Blood (Country Version)

"Pimp & Ho" by Eden's Slutz showcases two different sidea of Eden's Slutz. Side A is called "Pimp" and features R&B and Hip Hop inspired tracks while Side B, called "Ho" feature's a bubblegum pop sound.

Pimp & Ho (Remastered)

Menage a Trois (Hip Hop Mix)

Ménage à Trois (Hip Hop Mix)

"(F*ck You) 'Til You Can't Walk" is our debut single. This naughty song is taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz! Featuring raunchy lyrics about a rough and wild night.

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXPLICIT CONTENT
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LYRICS:

Gonna fuck you tonight
Gonna bang you right
Gonna ram you really fast
Gonna tear up your ass
I know you like it rough
Treat you like my little slut
Gonna pound that sexy butt
Until you have had enough

A ride on my stick
Will make you motion sick
Gonna tear up your insides
After my wild cock ride

Gonna fuck you 'till you can't walk
Gonna ram you with my big cock
I know how to make the bed rock
Gonna shake it like an aftershock
Your body will go onto shock
You won't be able to talk
Gonna pound you like an alarm clock
Gonna fuck you 'till you can't walk

Spending the night with me
Will make you nonambulatory 
Gonna ruin your mobility
After just one night with me

I know you're horny for this
Gonna bang you like my little bitch
I know your hole is nice and tight
But won't be by the end of the night
Need a man who can do you right
Pound you with all of his might
Promise that I won't go light
Tonight I won't be polite

A ride on my stick
Will make you motion sick
Gonna tear up your insides
After my wild cock ride

Gonna fuck you with my big dick
Gonna ram you fast and quick
I know just how you like it
So won't you ride my joy stick?
Your body will go onto shock
You won't be able to talk
Gonna pound you like an alarm clock
Gonna fuck you 'till you can't walk

Spending the night with me
Will make you nonambulatory 
Gonna ruin your mobility
After just one night with me
Gonna need a wheelchair
After I stick it in their
Sustaining pelvic injuries
After just one night with me

I know you like it rough
Gonna stuff you up
Treat you like my little slut
Until you've had enough

Gonna fuck you 'till you can't walk
Gonna ram you with my big cock
I know how to make the bed rock
Gonna shake it like an aftershock
Gonna fuck you with my big dick
Gonna ram you fast and quick
I know just how you like it
So won't you fiddle my joy stick?

Your body will go onto shock (Into shock!)
You won't be able to talk (Can't talk!)
Gonna pound u like an alarm clock (Alarm clock!)
Gonna fuck you 'till you can't walk (Can't walk!)

Spending the night with me
Will make you nonambulatory 
Gonna ruin your mobility
After just one night with me
Gonna need a wheelchair
After I stick it in there
Sustaining pelvic injuries
After just one night with me

Won't you just take it from me?
You are going to need
Physical therapy
After just one night with me

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ANALYSIS:

The lyrics to "'Til You can't Walk" depict a raw and explicit encounter between two individuals, emphasizing a dominant and aggressive sexual relationship. The narrator expresses a desire to push boundaries and explore physical pleasure to the extreme, suggesting a sense of urgency and intensity. The emotions conveyed range from lust and desire to a sense of power and control. The imagery used is graphic and provocative, aiming to evoke strong reactions and highlight the thrill of uninhibited passion. Overall, the song captures a wild and reckless night filled with fervent energy and a disregard for restraint.

Male Popstitution

'Til You Can't Walk

"Pants Down" is a single off our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz, a song about peeing freely.

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXPLICIT CONTENT
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LYRICS:

[Chorus]
Don't matter what you say about me
I gotta pee when I gotta pee 
Time to pull my pants down
Next to a tree or on the ground.
It don't matter who sees
This here be an emergency
It's time to pull my pants down
And take a tinkle on the ground

[Austin]
Walk into the club doing the potty dance
Gotta take a piss about to pee in my pants 
At the men's room there's a gigantic line
Ain't that just a crime?

[Justin]
Got a trick to show you when you're in doubt
Pull down your pants and whip your penis out

[Chorus]
Don't matter what you say about me
I gotta pee when I gotta pee 
Time to pull my pants down
Next to a tree or on the ground
It don't matter who sees
This here be an emergency
It's time to pull my pants down
And take a tinkle on the ground

[Justin]
Got escorted outside by two enormous guys
Told me to get out, what I did just wasn't right
Didn't care as pee was splashing everywhere 
All around the ground

Got a trick to show you when you're in doubt
Piss on their shoes or even in their mouth

[Chorus]
Don't matter what you say about me
I gotta pee when I gotta pee 
Time to pull my pants down
Next to a tree or on the ground
It don't matter who sees
This here be an emergency
It's time to pull my pants down
And take a tinkle on the ground

Pull my pants down
(Don't pee on me, don't pee on me)
Pull my pants down
(Don't pee on me, don't pee on me)
It's time to pull my pants down
(Don't pee on me, don't pee on me)
It's time to pull my pants down
And take a piss on the ground

Don't care if you need to use the potty
Go ahead and pee yourself
(Go ahead and pee yourself)
I'm really busy in here can't you see
Find a bathroom somewhere else
(Find a bathroom somewhere else)
Find a bathroom somewhere else!

Don't matter what you say about me
I gotta pee when I gotta pee 
Time to pull my pants down
Next to a tree or on the ground
Don't matter who sees
This here be an emergency
It's time to pull my pants down
And take a tinkle on the ground

[Chorus]
Don't matter what you say about me
I gotta pee when I gotta pee 
Time to pull my pants down
Next to a tree or on the ground
Don't matter who sees
This here be an emergency
It's time to pull my pants down
And take a tinkle on the ground

[Austin]
Skanky Broz in the house
Drop your body to the ground
Shake your booty to the sound
Everybody pull your pants down
Uh, yeah what?
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Pants Down

"Make My Pants Fall Down" is the B-side to our single "Pants Down" by us, Eden's Slutz. A song about not being able to keep your pants up. Perfect for Halloween!

Make My Pants Fall Down

Make My Pants Fall Down (Halloween Mix)

'Til You Can't Walk (Aftershock Remix)

Poème (un peu remanié) de Maurice Rollinat 

La fille aux pieds nus.

Près du champ planté de colzas,
D’amanites et d’agaves,
Fredonnant un air grave,
Je passais comme tu passas.
Toi la fille aux pieds nus, qui braves
L’herbe humide et le bord des gaves.

Tu gambadais parmi les labours, 
En soufflant dans  ton biniou,
Et tu chantais l’amour fou
Que content les troubadours.
Toi la fille aux pieds nus, qui braves
L’herbe humide et le bord des gaves.

Longtemps avec moi tu causas,
Par ce matin des plus suaves,
Dans le champ planté de colzas,
De canne à sucre et d’agaves.
Et si bien tu m’apprivoisas,
Toi la fille aux pieds nus, qui braves
L’herbe humide et le bord des gaves,
Qu’en souriant tu me troussas
Dans le champ planté de colzas !


Bossa & Poésie - La fille aux pieds nus

"Strip It Low" is a special single from us, Eden's Slutz, a special anthem to women who work hard and do what they gotta do to make end's meet...

Strip it Low (Exotic Mix)

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get Eden's Slutz!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas, Nevada. We're a throwback to bubblegum pop girl groups from the 90's and Y2K. Our songs are fun, funny, cheeky, sexy and downright naughty.

Our story began back in 2016, when our "manager", Madame Eden Slutz, opened her brothel and escorting service outside of Las Vegas, called "Eden's Slutz". When the 2020 global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

Eden's Slutz are:

-Chantelle: "Barbie Slut"
-Giselle: "Picante Slut"
-Janelle: "Sakura Slut"
-Kristelle: "Cocoa Slut"
-Raquel: "Red Headed Slut"

Like what you hear? Feel free to "like", comment, repost and follow us.

Watch and listen to more music by Eden's Slutz on Youtube:
https://youtube.com/channel/UCBf0LH0bPFhZFiDj8YYm_gw?si=uWzmhpZtg4ke4mBt

PARENTAL ADVISORY WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT

Check out our brothers, "Skanky Broz" on their official Soundcloud page:
https://on.soundcloud.com/4HCjghGTxtBNZMbY9

©2024 Nonvirgin Records

Make My Pants Fall Down (Halloween Mix)

Eden's Slutz - Naughty Girl Group