Name: Bath Rhymes by Ed Skudder in Passt
Duration: 3 min 2 s
Description: Dick Figures Season 2 dance anthem finale!! Thanks to everyone who submitted animation to the greatest music video ever made!

And if i wasent your roomie I would complain abt the noise 🔥

Honestly dick figures is so underrated I wish the fandom was more popular

This part is so heavenly for such a vulgar song😭

Passt

I hate my life and I wanna die
I ain't got no iPhone
My heart is breakin', thinkin' suicide
I ain't got no iPhone
I hate my life and I wanna die
I ain't got no iPhone
My heart is breakin', thinkin' suicide
I ain't got no iPhone
Like a boat capsizin'
No hope on the horizon
Got a two-year contract,
And I'm stuck on Verizon!
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I hate my life and I wanna die
(I got no iPhone)
It's 2009 people. And everyone should have an iPhone.
(I got no iPhone)
(My heart is breakin', thinkin' suicide)
(I got no iPhone)
Aww
I got no iPhone.

I Got no Iphone!

The Stereotypes Song
Lyrics and Vocals by Ray Johnson 
Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider 
Release Date-Mar 23, 2011 

Pre-Chorus
I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.

Chorus 
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Verse 1
I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious.
They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role.
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're
Out of control like a Chinese driver.

Verse 2
I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but
They're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
I'm just joking. If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Verse 3
Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

Verse 4
I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-naked.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! They're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
(repeat 8x)

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. 

The Stereotypes Song

Welcome to Digital Utopia- a digital home and sanctuary located in your very own mind! Your utopia is the perfect place to escape to. Whether you just need a little break or you need long term relief from the falsehoods of real life, Utopia is always closer than you think! Feel free to stay as long as you'd like. What's in your Digital Utopia?

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Digital Utopia is an album created to question escapism. In a time ruled by technology, how much of the future being promised to us is viable? Why is it easier to just live in our own internet dream bubbles? Why did the future advertised to us seem so much cooler in the 2000s ( XD )? In all, this album is just a silly way to ask those questions as well as pay tribute to Teh Interwebz, nostalgia, and the retro futurism aesthetics of the 90s and 2000s. From chill wii- like music and ambient jungle sounds to borderline nightcore and hyperpop tunes, I have put a lot of love into my silly utopia! This idea has been cooking for 2 years and I wanted to wait until I felt I could execute it to the best of my abilities! I hope you enjoy!

I Can Haz Torrentz

The Living Tombstone's remix of Sorry Jack by Scratch21(ShadyVox)!

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The Living Tombstone Remix - Sorry Jack

Tig Ol' Bitties - (Your Favorite Martian Music Video)

I won’t lie, I been countin’ up racks all night (all night)
I won’t lie, this gas got me floatin’ outta sight (yeah)
I won’t lie, wrist heavy, it’s floodin’ with light (bling)
I won’t lie, push da start, and we takin’ that flight (skrrt)


Shawty on me, she know I’m the vibe,
Stackin’ this paper, it lookin’ alive,
Diamonds be talkin’, I ain’t gotta lie,
Pockets they eatin’, they never deprived.

I got a check and I ran it up fast,
I hit the gas, I pray I don’t crash,
Money machine, I just love when it laugh,
Don’t need a handout, I’m made my own path.


I won’t lie, I been countin’ up racks all night (all night)
I won’t lie, this gas got me floatin’ outta sight (woah)
I won’t lie, wrist heavy, it’s floodin’ with light (bling)
I won’t lie, push da start, and we takin’ a flight (fly)


Dirty da cup, yet I’m movin’ too clean,
Feelin’ like stars on my feet, when I walk on the scene,
Bustin’ through ya speakers, it sound like a dream,
New whip outside, it don’t need a key.

I put my faith in them stocks, I’m stackin’ returns,
(Countin’ & Countin') Countin' my blessings, I had to discern,
Fire in my soul, they won't me to burn
Came from the bottom, I had to just learn.

I won’t lie, I been countin’ up racks all night (all night)
I won’t lie, this gas got me floatin’ outta sight (yeah)
I won’t lie, wrist heavy, it’s floodin’ with light (bling)
I won’t lie, push da start, and we takin’ that flight (skrrt)


Shawty on me, she know I’m the vibe,
Stackin’ this paper, it lookin’ alive,
Diamonds be talkin’, I ain’t gotta lie,
Pockets they eatin’, they never deprived.

I got a check and I ran it up fast,
I hit the gas, I pray I don’t crash,
Money machine, I just love when it laugh,
Don’t need a handout, I’m made my own path.


I won’t lie, I been countin’ up racks all night (all night)
I won’t lie, this gas got me floatin’ outta sight (woah)
I won’t lie, wrist heavy, it’s floodin’ with light (bling)

I won't lie 2 ya

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Blackout

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The first of many collabs between myself and Tombstone.
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Cheerilee and Background by Infalle http://infalle.deviantart.com/
WoodenToaster and The Living Tombstone by http://LouiseWeird.tumblr.com
Typography by General Mumble: http://poowis.deviantart.com/
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Lyrics:
Hey Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee
I'm afraid to raise my hand
I have something to ask you
cause I want to understand

It's not about homework
it's about 1 + 1 is 2
I don't want you to teach me
I just want to be with you

Hey Cheerilee hey cheerilee x3
I think I'm in love with you

Hey Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee
I'm afraid to see you after school
I can't come to your office
and tell you that you're cool

It's not about my tests
or about my homework you should grade
I don't want you to tell me
I just want to go on a date

Love Me Cheerilee [Glaze + The Living Tombstone]

Absolute Territory (or Zettai Ryouiki 絶対領域) details the area of the thigh between the skirt and the sock. It has been said that this mysterious and dangerous area is a magnet for one's gaze... 
Artwork by: Gashi-gashi (gashi45.tumblr.com)

Lyrics:
She's got a fetish for fine art 
A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt 
She goes right to my heart 
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt 

I get the feeling I'm in deep 
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high 
This kind of girl don't get no sleep 
Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up 
Oh my my! 

Checkered pattern on your skirt 
I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening 
I can't resist the way you flirt 
I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening 

I get the feeling less is more 
It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière 
That ratio; a perfect score 
A girl's status is measured by her denier 

Lie down baby 
Arch your back now 
Maybe you can help me get what I want 
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine 
It's all about the game and what you flaunt 

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you 
When you know that you're not teasing me 
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory 

(You're so hotly contested, here's a tip 
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip) 

That's it, baby, take control 
You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react 
You're gonna steal my very soul 
More manslaughter than the third impact 

I see you strutting in that pleat 
Double-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it shows 
This kind of girl just can't be beat 
She whispers in my ear 
Take off your clothes 

Lie down baby 
Arch your back now 
Maybe you can help me get what I want 
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine 
It's all about the game and what you flaunt 

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you 
When you know that you're not teasing me 
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

Absolute Territory

Kid, Squid, it doesn't matter. This is the all new Living Tombstone Splatoon track!

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Music Production and Vocals - Yoav Landau

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Lyrics:
Verse 1:
I can't believe what I'm feeling when I'm right near
Your vibrant colors makes the sadness disappear
Such is love, makes me happy we're both artists
We changed the world together, more than we first started,

Let’s paint the world with the colors of the rainbow
Make vivid images to look outside our windows
So take your brush, don’t be afraid to show your talent
Spread your designs and drown the earth with your palette

Chorus x2
Your drawings look like heaven to me
Such piece of art makes a lovely gift to see
I hope one day we will share memories
You paint the world and I’ll play my melodies

Bridge:
Like every artist we have ups and downs
Our closest friends can’t always just bring us around
So just remember and listen to what I said
Create as much art as you can before you will drop dead

Verse 2:
Don’t be afraid to try a different angle
Sometimes ideas can come from looking at examples
I’ll be your guide, follow me on an adventure
We’ll conquer minds and amaze the world together

Splash every color and spray in every shading
Assault their senses with the art that you’re persuading
You won’t believe that your job is almost over
It’s kind of sad that it could have been much longer

The Living Tombstone - Squid Melody [Blue Version]

FINALE
Out everywhere now.
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Finale

iTunes

Madeon - Finale

Dick Figures Season 2 dance anthem finale!! Thanks to everyone who submitted animation to the greatest music video ever made!

Bath Rhymes

I take no credit of making it. it came from The Living Tombstone

Sherclop Pones - Pinkies Brew (The Living Tombstone)

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Currently I am Co-Producing/Show-Running Unikitty! with Lynn Wang at Warner Bros Animation, coming soon to Cartoon Network!

Bath Rhymes

Ed Skudder

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