https://youtu.be/LuJeFnMWOrQ

What's the deal with Guile? I mean have you seen his haircut?
[arrangement for GreenOfRain's You Fuckin Take Over The Channel Then project that I had so so so much fun with! Here's a bonus rip from one of my favorite takeovers, The Beatles' Nontendo event.]
[Art by PsyAlola, https://twitter.com/PsyAlola]

Whats The Deal With Capcom?

a soundcloud meme comeback you did NOT expect

an early version of https://soundcloud.com/englishnarwhal/drop-it-so-low-you-descend-into-hell before i decided to change it

idk it kinda works but i like the one i put out better

I Spy A Demon Harem

I'm doing a little rebrand as y'all can probably notice. Name and content won't be changing though. I'm just replacing the pikachu with a ditto now.

thanks to @swifttempo for helping me with the design and all the art.
https://twitter.com/Swift_Tempo

To those that care to know why the rebrand:
I've made this character around 8-9 years ago when I didn't really have any idea of using it. I didn't know anything about character design back then, I just fused 2 things I liked (minecraft and pokemon). I did adapt him over the years to be slightly more unique and look less like a 13 year old made it, but over time I've grown less attached to him. The idea of this rebrand has been an idea for a while but didn't really know how to go about it since a lot of avenues are overdone or just not something I would like to do. After careful consideration, i decided turning Krypto into a ditto would be the best option and one i actually liked the idea of. I still wanted to incorporate the main colors as i would think they are just as important as the character itself. I thought ditto would be perfect because no one ever uses a ditto mascot, it opens up so many possibilities on possible album or track art since it's not one pokemon, he looks silly, and I wouldn't need to ditch the pikachu character entirely.
(krypto being serious on the internet? imagine)

TL;DR
krypto's design is old and I wanted a revamp

the pikachu isn't completely gone, he'll make another appearance at some point

EVOLUTION

MY BOY

Louboutins on, stepping out tonight (uh huh)
Heartbreak glow-up, feelin' right (yeah)
Heard you missin' what we had (too bad)
Now I'm the best you'll never have
Hips swayin', got 'em all entranced
Know you see me, takin' every glance

They say what don't kill ya, makes ya badder
Watch me shine, yeah, I'm the main factor
Wild and free, glowin' like I'm custom made
You thought you had me? Boy, you played

Must suck to be my ex (suck!)
After me, who's up next? (no one)
Must suck to be my ex
See me dancin', no regrets (ha!)
Didn't know what you had 'til it was gone (gone)
Now I'm doin' everything you want (want)
Must suck to be my ex
After me, you're so complex (so complex)
Must suck!

Mirror, mirror, smokin' hot, yeah, that's the tea
New hair, new nails, new everything, it's all on me
Missin' calls, ain't got time for your apologies
Feelin' myself from head to toe, no apologies
This brand-new me, you can't tame it
Yeah, I leveled up, you can't claim it

They say what don't kill ya, makes ya badder
Watch me shine, yeah, I'm the main factor
Wild and free, glowin' like I'm custom made
You thought you had me? Boy, you played

Must suck to be my ex (suck!)
After me, who's up next? (no one)
Must suck to be my ex
See me dancin', no regrets (ha!)
Didn't know what you had 'til it was gone (gone)
Now I'm doin' everything you want (want)
Must suck to be my ex
After me, you're so complex (so complex)
Must suck!

Can't have this glow (no)
Can't have this fire (no)
Can't have this love (no)
No way, no way, you can't come close

Must suck to be my ex (suck!)
After me, who's up next? (no one)
Must suck to be my ex
See me dancin', no regrets (ha!)
Didn't know what you had 'til it was gone (gone)
Now I'm doin' everything you want (want)
Must suck to be my ex
After me, you're so complex (so complex)
Must suck!

Yeah, it's over (over)
Consider this your closure (closure)
Yeah, it's over (it's done)
Now we're over, and it must suck to be my ex!

Suck To Be My Ex

"My Shit List" es una canción bilingüe, directa, filosa y catártica que denuncia a las personas egoístas, envidiosas, tóxicas y desgastantes que todos llevamos en nuestros contactos. Con un estilo pop–rock moderno, mezcla español e inglés para crear un himno de liberación personal, humor ácido y cero tolerancia a la mala vibra.

My Shit List

i'm tired and can't think of any jokes aaaa

happy spook

EDIT: thumbnail fixed due to popular demand (it was one cunt)

Undead Mans Hand

tfw when you take a shitty song and recompose it into a much better song

I really hope this hasn't been done before

another wow wow mashup

Happy (late) Halloween everyone!

Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London
x
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama

Werewolves of Alabama

I hope you liked the stupid mashups.
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Discord: englishnarwhal

another wow wow mashup

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