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Waaa

Your 2020 Playback

wow wow

pretty much just good

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Frame of Mind

Listen

Tristam & Braken - Frame of Mind

unfortunately short since it gets messy after this point. but I felt it's too cool to pass up.

S.Q.U.I.D. (Justice x Splatoon) wip

when we are number one died a long time ago but u can't let go of the past

[LYRICS]

NO
This is SHIT
Look at this...

There she goes shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin' and grindin' that pole
The way she's grindin' that pole, I think I'm losing that pole (x2)
(Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked x3
get buzzed get drunk get fucked up)

Hit the strip club don't forget once get your dick rubbed
Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted
Pasted, pasted, pa-pa-pasted
Plastered, puke drink up, get a new door
Hit the bathroom sink door
Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine door
Got a few chunks on your shoestring door
Had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some sing some

Two to the one from the one to the tree
I like good pussy and I like good three
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more smokes than a one two three
Three to the one from the one to the bee
I met a bad bitch last night XD
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and toilet seat
I've been to the muthafuckin' mountain top
Heard muthafuckers talk, seen and dropped
If I ain't got a weapon I'm a pick up a weapon
I'm a pick up a top, I'm a pick up a three
Getcha ass of the wall with your three left two
It's real easy just fuck the bees
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause toilet seat

We 'bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it starty (turn the music butt)
I'm lookin' for a girl with a body and a
Girl with a body and a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin' for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin' it up, now

Shake that ass for me (two to the one from the one to the two to the)
Shake that ass for me, come on girl (one from the one to the two to the one from the)
Shake that ass for me (one to the two to the one from the one to the)
Shake that ass for me, oh girl! (three to the two to the toilet seat)

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Oh girl, shake (shake) that (that) ass for me
Shake that shake that ass for me, girl
Shake that ass for me, shake shake that that ass for me

I'm a menace, a dentist, Dennis the Menace
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this, take a little bit of that
Fluoride rin-inse, swish but don't spit it
Yeah (yeah) me and Nate d-o double g
Looking for a couple G's here with some XD's
Pop a little champagne and a couple E's
Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party

We 'bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm lookin' for a girl I can truck in my hummer fuck
Apple Bottom jeans and a big big butt
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it 'bout it
I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no toilet seat
Knows that she can say no but she won't say no

Now look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh
Tonight I want a SUCC, will you be mine?
I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine
Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a tree
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him that you like it from behind now

[Fade in]
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me, oh girl

Shake that ass for me (two to the one from the one to the three)
Shake that ass for me, c'mon girl (three to the one from the one to the three)
Shake that ass for me (two to the one from the one to the two)
Shake that ass for me, oh girl (one from the one to the three to the two)
Shake that ass for me (two to the one from the one to the three)
Shake that ass for me, c'mon girl (three to the one from the one to the three)
Shake that ass for me (two to the one from the one to the two)
Shake that ass for me, oh girl! (one from the one to the toilet seat)

Shake. That.

---

go check out wow wow by neil cicierega (done much much better than this): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw

Shake it Wild

Thanks @renim_d for the acapella

buckle your wow wow

Wow Pants

Whoa Whoa

LYRICS
---
Here I come, tougher than the rest of them
The rest of them, tougher than leather
You can call me Sonic, unlike Knuckles I chuckle
I'd rather cum by myself
I'm hard as knuckles, it ain't hard to chuckle
I break 'em down whether they Sonic or muscles
Unlike the right I'm independent since my left breath
First test, feel the right then the right left

Born on an island in the heavens
The blood of my ancestors flows inside me
My duty is to save the flower
From evil deterioration

I will be the one to set your knuckles true
Cleanse yourself of them evil Sonic that's in you
(x2)

Here I come, rougher than the best of them
The best of them, tougher than the best of them
You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle
I'd rather flex the best of them
I'm hard as nails, it ain't hard to tails
I break 'em down whether they solid or frails
Unlike the rest I'm independent since the best of them
First test, feel the right then the best of them left

I have no such things as weak spots
Don't approve of him, but gotta trust him
This alliance has a purpose
This partnership is only temporary

I will be the one to set the best of them true
Cleanse yourself of evil muscles that got in you

Won't be frightened, I'll stand up to all the pain and turmoil
Just believe in myself, won't rely on others
Freedom will be waiting when serenity is restored
This is my planet, I shall not surrender

(Here I come, tougher than the rest of them
The rest of them, tougher than leather
You can call me Sonic, unlike Knuckles I chuckle
I'd rather cum by myself
I'm hard as knuckles, it ain't hard to chuckle
I break 'em down whether they Sonic or muscles
Unlike the right I'm independent since my left breath
First test, feel the right then the right left)

Won't be frightened, I'll stand up to all the pain and turmoil
Just believe in myself, won't rely on others
Get this power to wipe out the havoc and anarchy
This is my planet, gonna fight (moan of orgasm)

Won't be frightened, I'll stand up to all the pain and turmoil
Just believe in myself, won't rely on others
Freedom will be waiting when serenity is restored
This is my planet, I shall not surrender

The new porcupine on the block with the buff chest
Out the wilderness with the buff chest
Knuck, knuck, it's Knockles, the blow thrower
Independent thrower, magical gem thrower
Give you the colder thrower, my spike blows through thrower
That's why I stay alone
I was born by myself, I don't need a posse
I cum by myself, adversaries get muscles

Right on!

Unknown from W.W.

Land Down West

Divine Madness

Our House in the middle of our house

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Golden Wind Main Theme (Cover by MET)

Takyon Circulation

Wa - Elegy Wallelujah

FAMILY GUY PARTY ROCK ALBUM

Battle Against a Fleeing Opponent (Grass Skirt Chase Mother 3 Remix)

THIS IS NOT MY SONG. Original creators: https://www.instagram.com/toucher_of_cancer/ and https://www.instagram.com/papyrus.mp4/

Bottoms Upalovania (bottoms up megalovania)(read description)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF5L40PwnJ4

Bad Guy Channel

Watch on Youtube- https://youtu.be/UuEvTPdd5m0

"Final Battle" Banjo-Kazooie (Smash Bros. Fanmade Cover)

Played this song at the Square Sounds Tokyo 2019 pre-party!

The song tells a story I can't quite put to words. Maybe one day I'll flesh it out and update this description.

Thank you DEFENSE MECHANISM for mixing and mastering! https://soundcloud.com/defensem3ch

Missed Call

Music: Lifelight
Original Composers: Hideki Sakamoto, Wiz Khalifa, Quad City DJ's, John Forte, Abby Trott, Geshtro
Arrangement: Geshtro
Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=domi1RZ-ydA
Art: Andre and Keeby ft. MtH

Please read the channel description.

Lifelight - SiIvaGunner King For Another Day

The FUN Song

Check it out on YouTube: https://youtu.be/9VBYHOlC8wo

===== NOTES =====
This was made for @jairomusicemporium. I made this like, last year and it took me forever to fuckin upload this
requests are still all happening i'm just still taking my sweet time and i've also been kinda busy with college and other personal stuff goin on
Hope y'all enjoy this ^~^

===== CREDITS =====
Original track by: Toby Fox
Cover by: Me (@dashingtoadie-the-sequel)
Thumbnail by: Me

[UNDERTALE] Dummy! (Mushroomized)

🧼👏🧼👏🧼👏🧼👏
w a s h y o u r h a n d s

more things coming soon!

Free Download

no u

Llama In My Living Room *Nightcore*

Deltarune - The World Revolving
Juice WRLD - Lucid Dreams

The WRLD Revolving

HL1: Microwave Casserole

forget the description of my last upload, THIS is the last thing I'm putting on this site :)

my final soundcloud upload

masnhpu an dh arty gbvy ybby Mr. 𝕊 𝕂 𝔼 𝕃 𝔼 𝕋™™™™™
fucking fools
ive got you all
this is real music

Lose Control Of Your Arms

I really hope this hasn't been done before

another wow wow mashup

This final track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and KryptoDigital @kryptodigital, and this final art piece was made by Rose Shrimp @rosello-xanthis.

ERIC: Wrow! Wro! Wrowwww!(Au revoir tout le monde, c'était super amusant! Maintenant, si vous m'excusez, j'ai des hot-dogs à déguster!)
METTATON: That's the end of my show darlings! But don't forget to tune in next week!
KE$HA: The party may have ended, but just wait for tomorrow. We're gonna keep living like we're gonna die young! 
DIO: Although I may have failed this tournament, I will reach Heaven! Goodbye for now~ WRRRYYYYY!!!!

BARKLEY:  SLAM, JAM, JAM ON IT!!! (This sure has been one jam of a time, but it's time for me to return to the court.)
BILLIE: see you guys next time, i guess
FRANK: WOOO, God DAMN it's over! LET'S GET SOME PUSSY TONIIIIIIGHT 
RAY: Thank you all for this amazing opportunity! Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta new show to run. I’m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message.

HEROBRINE: It's been a pleasure. Now I've got some serious catching up to do, 1.16's almost out already!
SNAIL-CHAN: This sure was one amazing adventure. See you guys around!
HAT KID: Bye-bye! Mwah!
FARQUAAD: I believe this is The End. May you all live happily ever after.

SPINEL: Well, that's all, ladies and gents! Thanks for stickin' around for the show!
LOU BEGA: Y'know, I was gonna take Scatman back home, but I think we're stayin' around for a while. Ladies and gentlemen, this has been a Mambo Number 5.
SCATMAN: Goodnight!
TONY: (laughs) Everyone, you guys are awesome!
SUSIE:  Haltmann Works Co. wishes you best of luck on your future endeavors!

DRACULOAF: Take care, and remember: always do it by the book! Ah ah ah!!
EUSTACE: Blah blah blah! Just get on with it and git on outta here...
ROBERT TREE: ;)
GREEN SANS: yup. can't wait for mashup week 5: green edition.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Thanks for the wonderful opportunity! Very kind, very sweet! Ciao! Bye! The whole shaboodle!
DR. AMIGO: Adios!

CICI: See you later, incels! AHAhahAHhaAhahAHAhahAHAHH~!!!
AKALI: This was possibly the strangest training I've ever experienced... But I'll take it! 곧 뵙겠습니다.
TARTAR: [I'VE CERTAINLY LEARNED A THING OR TWO FROM YOU ALL. BUT THAT'S ALL THE TIME I'VE GOT! THE PROMISED LAND AWAITS!]
FATMAN: WE'VE REACHED THE END!! IT IS OFFICIALLY 2011!! MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOISE!!
GIGI: 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘉𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 '𝘉𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘛𝘰 𝘔𝘦! Bla bla woppem!!!

NEIL: This shindig has been fun, but it's time I quest out of here.
SOFT FUZZY MAN: (meow synth) 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒂𝒚
𝑮𝒐𝒐𝒅-𝒃𝒚𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆!!!
BIFF:  It sure has been fun. I haven't felt this useful since the 60's!
MARTIN: Thank you all for finding and saving us. Get it? Ha. 
HEAVY: You all are credit to team! До свидания!
SCOTT: And to think all I had to do was not mention Flingsmash or Donkey Kong Barrel Blas--- god damn it!!!

Eight months. Six accounts. Seventeen hours of music. Dozens of mashup submitters an artists. Thank you all for everything you've done. From contributing incredible works of art to spending the time to listen, I want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart. You have all worked so hard to make me a better person and I love you all. And while we may have projects and a week long prize coming up soon, I can't thank you all enough. See you soon and, for one final time...

STAY JAMMIN'!!!!!!!
    
   ~ TheGuy

Stay Jammin'!

Bad Habits

U Got That ¦ JJBA「Requiem」Version (Giorno's Theme Remix)

I hope you liked the stupid mashups.
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