The Upload #25

Lyrics/Karaoke: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J39r9avQ_azEmvSUqRjZJUkJ50bgtfoGzlUGw0wlxWI/edit
Written by Gengo the Cannoli King, B O R K, Rabi, Deegle, Jade, Dustin and MetaMachine
Adroit as J.D.
Evan as Ghostface
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Gengo the Cannoli King
Art by Bork
Hint for our next battle: "Pizza and Puppets"

JD vs. Ghostface

Writing, Beat, Mixing and Thumbnail by Icer

Icer as Zant
J Morris as Hyness

Lyrics:

Zant:
I turned my focus to a God, but you want a religious debate?
I’ve never heard of a topic more likely for you to bait
Suffering from treason against my kingdom but that won’t compare
To all your mistreatment of those beneath you on the stairs
There’s a difference between us, you Jambastard, I look cool in the act
All you’ve managed to stack in your favor is that you’re a psycho batshit crazy maniac
So my feedback: Have some self-control, shame.
And maybe fix your face too, it’s like Squidward on cocaine
If you’ll leave your subjects helpless under perils of defeat
Then the only Void that Hyness gets is ushered by me
Because it’s horrid that you and your pals make up all your kills
Maybe in the Mirror World you’d learn some social skills

Hyness:
I would complain about Zant’s banter but I have bigger things to do
When our banishment drags on so, your verse is easy to get used to.
Your little swords aren’t shit on demon spells, I leave more than a mark
So take off that stupid mask and let’s have a heart-to-heart!

Ever since I started gathering this Jamba Heart my malice is fuming, I’m waiting still 
So don’t go preaching bout treason and treatment; I’ve suffered more losses than you ever will!
I’m going in for the kill! There’s nothing but dark at the end of the tunnel! 
The word of the Void is eternally ill! Succumb to TRUE darkness or brace to get pummeled!
I can't understand how this won’t be your end, because I’m bestowed with the greatest of truths!
Steal people’s thrones all you want, but honestly really the fool here is you!
I could summon the Dark Lord and terminate you and your God and make your people die
But I’ve honestly had quite enough of these antics and frantically rapping, so Jam-buhbye!

Zant vs Hyness. Icer's 12-12 Battles #3.

Nightcore - Where We Started (Lost Sky ft. Jex) - (Lyrics)

VIDEO COMING FRIDAY
Mat4yo as Grookey
VideoGameRapBattles as Scorbunny
Kevin Krust as Sobble

LYRICS:
 CHORUS (ALL) 0:11
New game welcome to a new region 
New fights and we’ll make sure you beat them
Need a partner to become the champion kid
Here’s why I’m the starter that’s for sure the best of the picks

Grookey 0:22
It’s G R double O gimme the key
I’m gonna lock up this contest without skipping a beat
‘Cause I’m the pimpin’ chimp that’s mischievous when he’s spitting licks 
I speak softly but carry a Gigantamax stick

I got the rhythm, Sobble just got the blues
Now that’s a sad newt I can see right through
While me and troops bang our drums all day
your tears make it rain on the whole UK
Kevin: *Sob*

My beats can bring new life with one single tap
But it won’t help much with scorbunny’s raps
Cam: Ow!
How can one rabbit be running so fast
And yet lack any talent when he’s yappin on the track? 

Matteo: Oh!
Who’s with Grookey Gang? Go and hashtag it
Getting that green; Aint talking ‘bout cabbage
When I’m finished going ape shhh… like a savage
Some bunny’s gonna need another bandage

Scorbunny 1:06
Grook you’re a cooc, I’mma end a chimp now 
Cause this monk ain’t a thug better put the stick down 
And you better get down cause this bunny packing heat
When the king of hip hop’s spitting fire on the beat

You would be a liar if you said I was the nice type
Cause a forest fire that would send a monkey sky high
I endanger Amphians and simians when spitting it 
While Sobble such a snowflake you’d think that he’d be an ice type

Kid I’mma melt you, who wants to hear this emo froakie
Spit Imma tell you, I’m in first and y’all below me, 
This it has held true, admire that
Think you hold you big stick, you should check my fire sac 

I got twice the heart, so just give me the award son, 
If you ain’t with Scorbun, then you gonna score none,
Sobble when I flow son, you just disappear 
You the only pokemon that isn’t crying fake tears 

And what do I gotta fear, being jumped by the lessers? 
You no simi seer, even chimchar did it better
Must be blazed think you’re higher than me
So pass that flame, and I’m taking that lead

Sobble 2:01 
(Hold up) You know I’m the best we’ve seen from the trailers
The water lizard, Sobble ‘bout to go and flow on these haters
Without a doubt the best choice to be chosen by players
My tears are potent like onions, because my bars have layers

Let’s start with Grookey, you’re a best pick wannabe
You act like you’re a G, when we know you’re just a rookie
And though water vs grass, I know I won’t go far
My fire bars are still effective on Galarian Chimchar

Your feet are your pride? Well, my verse will leave you running
You’re a pest, I’m surprised you’re not a bug-type, bunny
It’s a shame they kept you in the dex when they cut for localizing
Based on your verse, it’s clear you won’t be Fire/Fighting

Basic designs, but you act like you’re the best call
I’ll be the S.O.B. who’s gonna call out your bull
Extinguish fire and grass as if I’m not even trying
My lyrics flow like my tears, so my verse will leave you crying

CHORUS (ALL) 2:44
New game welcome to a new region 
New fights and we’ll make sure you beat them
Need a partner to become the champion kid
Here’s why I’m starter that’s for sure the best of the picks

Grookey vs. Scorbunny vs. Sobble

by natewantstobattle, song on youtube, google play, itunes, and spotify. this song is a pop rock cover by nathan sharp.

Steven Universe Movie - Happily Ever After【NateWantsToBattle ft. AmaLee, Anna Prosser, Morgan Berry】

Alastor vs Black Hat RAP BATTLE

Nightcore~ Teeth (Deeper Version)

Beat by 2Deep

Vladimyr P. as Sonic.exe
Icer as Misfortune.gb 

Mixed and Written by Icer

Lyrics:

Sonic.exe:
In for round two? Then let’s try this again, shall we?
I’m surprised that you truly want to meet the same fate as Sally
And don’t insult my outdatedness, it seems you’ve failed to recall
That although I’m past my prime you were never seen at all
When I rocked the creepypasta scene, it’s clear that all had lost to me
Your death will be repeatedly looped, like your game’s loss’s theme!
And misfortune, really? You must mean like superstition
Because all that I’ve noticed was my friends’ crucifixion!
So sit down, pesky demon, you’re dealing with a rap god
Walking simulator still beats an RPG Maker mod
Slaughter you like animals when you decide to step to me
I’ll send you back to hell and there will be no round three

Misfortune.gb:
So it’s me again, emerging from the depths of Hell
I’m surprised a false god’s against the Devil himself
I would poke fun at your game’s length, but just go back to dormancy
Because in reality, who would play your game in 2020?
But I’m not surprised your lyrics suck
Writing so bad on the wiki you’re a trollpasta
Rhymes lost in time? Know misfortune has befallen it
Your blows are as barren as my ruins - and just as far away from target
Oh I’m sorry, can’t you wedge through these flows? No?
Then “drowned-out” chase music suggests, you need to learn flow!
So bury yourself alive, since you caused this to happen
Bringing hell upon yourself by walking in the wrong cabin...

Sonic.exe vs Misfortune.gb. Icer's 12-12 Battles #6.

Alex the Beast as Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜
IcerM as SiivaGunner
Some guy as CBT Man

Written by IcerM
Mixed by IcerM

Beat by Dansonn

Lyrics:

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
HE COMES! CHAOTIC EVIL EMBODIED AGAINST A SOUND CLOWN
HOPE YOU LOVED LIFE - FOR AS I STRIKE, I’LL TAKE YOURS DOWN
IN A SIMILAR VESSEL, THERE’S NAUGHT THAT I BELIEVE TO SAY
WOULD HAVE A LASTING IMPACT - FOR YOU’RE LIKELY NOT HERE TO STAY
WHEN I TELL WHAT I TELL YOU WILL RUN OFF IN HORROR
SPITTING TICKETS TO HELL WHEN I’M CAUSING DISORDER
I CAN CAUSE YOUR WHOLE SO-CALLED LORE TO BREAK IN A HEARTBEAT
SO LEAVE NOW, LEST I SHOW YOU WHAT’S NOT TO SEE
YOU’RE NOT A LOT TO ME. I’LL HAVE YOU CROSSED
WITHOUT A QUESTION AS TO WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS LOSS
YOU’RE TAKING SIIVA, GUNNER. I’LL PARALYZE THIS BITCH
WHILE YOU FUCK WITH MEMES ON THE WEB I’LL BE TERRORIZING IT

SiivaGunner:
Damn, I knew you’d be pissy, but that’s left me in awe
How about seven chill pills? One for each jaw
There’s so little known about you I’ve found nothing, study as I might
Even Jschlatt can’t hold a candle to that funny mic
I’m the Grand Dad of grab bags with high quality raps, that
If you think you can battle, then listen here, you’re just damn mad
So level with the reality that your puppets are the same
And go walk your fucking staircase back down from whence you came

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU CAN UTTER ALL THOSE LIES AND CLAIM THEY’RE NOT GETTING OLD
WHEN YOU STOP TREATING MY HIGHER VESSELS AS COMEDY GOLD
YOU’LL NEVER COMPREHEND A METHOD TO WIN, TRY AS YOU MIGHT
RIPS FROM JUST AS MANY GAMES AS TIMES I’VE PLAYED YOU IN THIS FIGHT

SiivaGunner:
Can’t read any of your babble but a couple of shit rhymes
But I’ll mutilate it further - multiple uploads at a time!
HE COMES at the sight of a certain cat, I know you would man
So I’m keen to give you the axe, like you were Wood, Man!
And with those caverns in your skulls, gushing reddened dyes
Just take pages from Cthulhu and go fucking rest your eyes
It’s been many many years, and people are still subscribing
And to put that in perspective, cult activity’s declining

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU THINK YOU’RE CAUSING DAMAGE WITH YOUR VILE RHYMES? YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG
I’M NOT BEING RIPPED INTO BY THE MINDS BEHIND BIG CHUNGUS’ SONG
WHY AM I EVEN PIT AGAINST A SHITPOST ACCOUNT
WHEN YOU SIMPLY LET YOUR FANBASE DO THE WORK THEN REAP YOUR CLOUT
THEY WOULD ALL BE BETTER OFF ATTEMPTING MUSIC FOR A ROM HACK
I GIVE LIFEBLOOD TO WHAT'S FICTIONAL. YOU MIDI-SLAP THE NUTSHACK
SO NO TURNING BACK. YOU'VE ALREADY MADE YOUR DECISION
SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR DAYS WITHIN COPYRIGHT STRIKE PRISON

SiivaGunner:
Call you chaotic? Please! You wouldn’t last one minute where I fare
I know you love destruction, so how’s this for Your Best Nightmare?
And we all know your sadomasochism’s unprecedented!
If it weren’t for risk of CBT I’d see to it you’re ended
You’ve got a bubble more claustrophobic than meme culture you battle in
ZALGO be like “I’m charged guilty of several Rap Battle Sins”
So this is my Magnum opus, after God knows how long
Insert stupid-ass finisher, something something, ZALGONE!

ZALGO vs SiivaGunner. Rap Battle!

Oh yeah we going to space for this one
Mancha as Sinistar
King Mewtwo as Ego the Living Planet
Beat produced by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dani Frias 
Written by Trakked, Kamren, ColeDaCole and WDRB

Battle:

Sinistar:
Beware coward, this small villain will fall victim to my hunger 
I’ll throw Sini-bombs at this planetoid; lightyears asunder!
You better Run Run Run! Not even your Alter-Ego can stop me
For my Eternal power shall destroy this puny planet's Galaxy 
It’s a travesty that such a being couldn’t be a strong foe
Beat by a space pirate? That’s what I’d call a fragile Ego
You're a sick minded fraud, went out a Boomer like your status
Not even glitches could rebirth since you've already turned to ashes

Ego:
Tried to scare in the 80’s, yet even with that, computer,
You’re the “star” of a forgotten game; an unoriginal space shooter
If a spacecraft can beat you, then you’ll revel to my power,
Decimated into decimals, never played beyond an hour

Sinistar:
Beware, I live!; And you claim my game is infamous?
I may be the metal boss, but you’re sure picking up rust!
I’ll bust into your core, before you dare fathom to wreck this,
How come you try to take risks when I eat planets for breakfast? 

Ego:
You're just an underpowered entity, a frail-minded Galactus
So I'll trash this scrap metal; I could destroy you with magnets!
Barely shoddy, with my Anti-Bodies swarming 'round this virus,
Deleting all weak-shelled copies of this pathetic bot who’s mindless
Your claim to fame's only a game, while my legacy evolves
No glitches can save you, watch you while all of your lives dissolve
A win trapped in Imaginationland; this pathetic feud is over
And it concludes with me having this star meet a supernova

Sinistar vs Ego - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #12

Villager (AC):
It’s the bro smashin’ ball droppin’ boy throwing pots
Crossing this Animal? You’re the chicken, I’m the fox!
Ask Isabelle, there isn’t a mayor like me—the best!
The only thing you’re good for is all the goodies inside your chests
Don’t take another Pig-step unless into your house to quit
Don’t want to hear any wards coming from this ugly Squid
No-hand-having freak! Find your precious Golem; hide!
You winning this is less believable than Herobrine!

Villager (M):
Huh... I noticed that you’re looking a little perplexed
Enter the Woodlands and all your villagers will be Vex-ed
Crashin’ my Happy Home thinkin’ I won’t put up a fight
Wild World if all you see is talking creatures day and night
Huh! That verse wasn’t worth any of the greens I give!
Outrageous! You’re not teachin’ kids the right way to live!
Your verse was weak and fatigue, mine shines bright like diamonds
After this, I don’t see anything New in your Horizons!

Villager (AC):
Should’ve stayed in bed, fighting this mob isn’t safe!
Calling me outrageous? How ‘bout a quick look at your trades!
My games blew up like a Creeper, while you’re only known from memes
My Creative Survival skills are monuments compared to Steve’s

Villager (M):
Time Traveling? Herr... must be a corrupted seed...
I’ll throw him in a ravine after I’m done pullin’ this weed
Oh my Notch—you block-head! I won’t turn over a New Leaf
This kid cracked from the pressure-plate of this TNT emcee!

Cast:
nEon as The Villager from Animal Crossing
Dani Frias as The Villager from Minecraft
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by SPM1000
Beat prod. by Bob Bradley of Audio Network
Art by DonivideR

Villager vs Villager - Crazy Diss Wars of the Universe

Alex the Beast as Machamp
Dani Frias as Galarian Farfetch'd

Machamp:
My opponent’s a lowlife alola- galarian?
Smoke it with no fists, my toe tip could bury him
Pokemon’s GOAT, leaving foes without any limbs
Won’t waste my focus on no vegetarian

Farfetch’d:
Sure, keep insulting me like I’m the weak fighter
Only thing you’re good at breaking’s mirrors, Meat Spider
But if you’re gonna just continue laughing when we brawl
Well, then we’ll see who’s the gag when I evolve
Sirfetch’d:
I’ll strike at this tacky undeveloped sore sissy
With his gigantamax form looking like a gormiti 
Looks to me like you missed boxing 101, so I’d better state
Strapping a geodude to your back doesn’t make you heavyweight
Heh, at this point, Frankenstein should just pack up
With that mug, not even my beak could match up
Don’t wanna get intense cause this feud is petty
I’ll put down my sword and I’ll give you a wedgie

Machamp:
So Flour Power wants to say he’s improved
He just turned into the bad ending of playing with food (ha!)
Face with the ride me eyes, lay down your dying hype
Flimsy and weak, a disgrace to the fighting type
Basically Flying, why you in the first place?
Close to my level? You belong in a bird cage
This joke in the game’s shot at smoking my fame?
Want the answer? You got it in your own fucking name
I’m peak performance, your leek’s your offence
So maybe think twice before you beef enormous
Muscles I’m rocking that make my foes shudder, stunned
Sport Bird’ll wish he accepted the other guns
Squirt you’re a runner up, look at you all huddled up
Ready up a thunder punch, decimate this rubber duck
Coming in to rumble with an onion and some puffing up
Living example of how to speedrun a couple punctured lungs
This is a wild tourney, can you touch me in this state?
I’ve seen more agile birdies on a fucking dinner plate
While I don’t hesitate to leave a foe bleeding grim
There’s a reason I’m the ace in your own region’s gym

Sirfetch’d:
You’ve got no bars when dissing me, quit the bitch fit
Thought your no guard ability meant you didn’t miss hits
I’m the example? Well that just drives me up the wall
If you were a role model there’d be steroids in lunchables
Ooh, bud you stand lesser, not even my ancestor
Bring out all four of ‘em, I’ve seen Hitmonlee throw hands better
500 punches per sec? That’s blowing my mind
Cause last time I checked, your attack’s lower than mine (ay)
I flow in my lines like the flow in my mind when I strike with precision and leave you a sad sight
You flail your punches and fail to touch this, your fighting position’s more fit for a slap fight
It’s a slight stretch to act like Registeel 
Maybe I’ll use your body as my next veggie shield
So you’d better yield, it was a good game though
But it didn’t take a flying move to leave this gym teacher K.O.’ed

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Dani Frias
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by Marsad Men

Machamp vs Galarian Farfetch'd - Pokémon Rap Battle

Vladimyr P. as Peter Parker / Spider-Man
garbageGothic as Faith Connors

Peter Parker / Spider-Man:
Oh my, it’s another criminal for me to fight?
Although, we should compromise because you and I are alike.
Acrobatics, wall runners, swingers, CQCs..
It’s like I’m looking in a mirror. Wait. Are you actually me?
You can’t be! I’m friendly and you’re a thief on the street
So you’ll end up like your sister.. crushed in defeat (ouch)
You’re fragile in battle, surprised you’re not made of glass too
I’m quite Amazing; doing the things you could never do!
My Spidey-Sense tingle from all that has been considered
When it comes to Fate, Connors, I would’ve preferred The Lizard
The gun; you’re jumping, so quit your stunting
I think it’s best for both you and I if you just kept on running

Faith Connors:
You wanna talk about Amazing? But that verse was atrocious
I noticed that Spider-Boy’s feeble mind is hopeless
You got the power part right.. Just look at that agility
But stepping to the Jumper? Tell me, where is your responsibility?
You are a liability, just like your Uncle
Peter Parker picked a fight with pickled peppers; heating up this rumble
And you’ll fumble with no tumble so you can’t recover
I don’t feel good dissing you but to clean up; I need a duster
You’re angsty, snapping like Stacy, you tryna stall? 
Your whining pushed me to the Edge like It’s another Baby Protocol
You’ll never be like Tony, but let’s see
If after I have robbed your victory; you can Avenge a beat

Spider-Man:
What you thwipped hurt my ears, glad you’re giving me a break
Because you got a lot to say but I’d rather listen to Drake
I got electronic gadgets, you got Electronic Arts;
And you dare try to tell me who’s the best man for this part?
Feminists November Riot your auditions for the Boob-tube
I mean, cosplayers upload better parkour than you on Youtube!
No need to be the highest to shatter this Mirror’s Edge
My win is colored in and yours? Only a sketch.

Faith Connors:
Shame, that’s all you got? I could go on for Miles
I’m surprised that you didn’t bring in Matt Murdock for this trial
This Juvenile's showing vigilance while my potential’s limitless 
Your Verse was versatile; but always known to be infamous
You’re no hero; A screw-up! I suppose that’s in your nature
Can’t ever go One More Day without putting loved ones in danger
That bite is a curse, slowly killing you every day.
And the “power” inside you is why you lost your MJ.

Writers: Vlad, DCARaps, and Uncredited
Beat Producer: DIDKER Producer
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Thank you DCA for letting me finish this :)

Peter Parker (Spider-Man) vs Faith Connors (Mirror's Edge). Universal Rap Battles

Thumbnail by Fightmarker 

Lyrics by everyone

Freshy Kanal
Commander Jacob
Zawesome
Brooke Morgan
Zim 11037
Snakebite126
GengoMain
Fightmarker
Matthew Thomas
DNA_Fox
Little Secks
Rabi
Sebb
Mancha
JChay
Vladimyr P.

Battle Of The Year 2020 Thank You Speech

Welcome back! This was originally uploaded in September or October in 2020, but due to lots of things that were going on at the time it ended up tanking. So I reuploaded this, with a slight change to the mastering and some other minor tweaks. I'm really glad to be back, and I hope you all like this!
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Nekomancer as James Joyce
@mothmancha as Danté Alighieri
Produced by Dave James [Audio Network]
Art, thumbnail, writing, and mixing by Nekomancer
Logo by CannibalWorms
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DANTÉ:
Through my trek I’ve flown stone’s throw from death and woe,
You stand at the gates of my prose poem, yo, best go abandon hope
'Cuz Lord forgive me of this sin; thy grace is great and ample,
but Purgatori couldn't cleanse me of the Wrath you're bout to sample
‘Cuz Alighieri takes the medallions
Inspired Shakespeare and invented Italian
But it’s not like you could understand our meaning;
when we said “break a leg” we didn’t mean write a fucking masturbation scene!
I’d expect a bit of Envy from you when I’m packin heat
‘Cuz your family’s state could turn this to The Divine Tragedy
And I know to turn the other cheek, but with those writings about urine,
I should warn you; 'cuz with that, Lust here seems to be your sin.

JOYCE:
It won’t be a blooming day when your diss
All egotists meet their doomsday, hypocrite
‘Cuz you’re talkin’ big game about vice
but through your life you’ve strived as the definition of Pride so picture this;
You couldn’t send waves through Tuscany with what you say, ay,
words made like Ulysses when you talked and got lost; it got botched
Then you only shocked lots with your jots when Malaria crossed;
All of your scripts are anDante...
As the chad to Virgil's virgin it’s clear that he cannot navigate;
this magistrate exaggerates his tragedies at rapid rates!
And I’m not the modernest of modernists but I could let you know;
DMC stopped being relevant about ten years ago.

DANTÉ:
I find thine rhymes should be taken only with an inkling
When you’re the wackest thing that's happening to Ireland since England
Your spirit’s purely hollow while I stand hallow; pure
with the Trinity, man you couldn’t attend the college’s allure!

JOYCE:
Please! Your head’s in the clouds, and I ain’t talkin’ Paradiso
So let me Thrift without any sign of change as I Harry through;
Wrote a perfect self-insert, idolized by idols he knows?
Looks like I’m offing the world’s very first Mary Sue!

DANTÉ:
Lord forgive me, and Beatrice, step aside and stand back there hon
‘Cause you’ve crossed my deadly flow to hellish comebacks like it’s Acheron
I’m whacking pawns!
If you’re talkin’ self-inserts I deduct,
this guy’s such a loser his most famous work ends with him getting cucked!

JOYCE:
With raps that wack, how the hell’d Minos let you past that?
‘Cause if your flows are Acheron, my spit’s Styx in this fast rap
I reject you Catholics and your doctrine, but alas I’ll stay respectable
So I’ll climb this sweet victory; call this rap Mount Delectable

DANTE ALIGHIERI vs JAMES JOYCE || Modern vs Classic 2: LotA - #2

Video release: February 20th

MaviKartal2003 as Tommy Wiseau (video)
Adam as Tommy Wiseau (audio)
Pixel Chris as Leonardo DiCaprio (video)
WritingJoeBattles as Leonardo DiCaprio (audio)
RNG as Announcer 

Written by Oofie, MaviKartal2003, RNG, CCRB, WalkAwesomeMovies, WDRB (one line) and Pixel Chris
Mixed by Ken-Chan
Beat produced by Allrounda
Flow test by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Tommy Wiseau (0:11):
I did not hit her, it’s not true, it’s bullshit! I did not hit her, I did nahhht!
Oh hi Leo!
Nice to meet you, I’m Wiseau, and you’re DiCaprio
I’m not talking bottles when I’m putting caps in folks 
Getting more money than you from sales of DVDs
You’re no artist, yes Leonardo, no da Vinci
Unmask the iron truth off your head, oh Danny boy, Danny Boy
In all your movies, you end up dead, oh Danny boy, Danny boy 
In this battle you’re falling harder than you did as Jack 
You’ll only flow when it’s Gatsby’s pool murder on the track (hahaha) 
I did so much for “The Room”, couldn’t stand to my mastermind brain
Everyone knows me, and I’m not even sipping champagne 
You sue over dick pics? Hah! What's wrong little Leo?
I spit raps stronger than your Titanic ego! (hahaha)

Leonardo DiCaprio (0:52):
Let me be Franco, I'm tearing apart this mess
Screaming dreams from roofs like "my parents aren't incestuous!”
Just ‘cause it’s an award, Razzies’ don't equal a high bar
I’m not talking Sestero when I’m seeing high marks
You’re fucking a bellybutton, dick’s as small as your list of hits
A pistol’s not the only thing fired, I’d assume that you’re used to it
I'm a wolf: Wall Street; you’re a chicken: CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP
Now Gregory ain’t the only one that's going up a shit Creek!
I’m a shining film star, you’re only shining when you Polish floors
Even I got more Oscars than your Golden Globe Awards
Chillin’ in my mansion, you’re living off of your pensions
With your s-s-stammer, you couldn’t finish a sentence!

Tommy Wiseau (1:24):
But your roles couldn’t get me on board with Titanic
Even Cameron switched to blue people for a bigger flick
You’re as thin as Glass, which I will break into shards 
You could call me Lisa, ‘cause I’m tearing you apart!

Leonardo DiCaprio (1:34):
Complain about the Titanic? Film’s got me covered in ice!
But you’re clowning even worse than your attempts at playing Joker right
Your career’s pushing daisies, or in this case, Roses
No Inception, time is over! The dream’s come to a close, kid!

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