Written by Grasman
Funtime foxy: RaccoonBroVA 
Mettaton: Quizzique 
Mixed by Dani
Edited and animated by Grasman 


Mettaton:
Lights! Camera! Action! It’s time for my debut 
Can't believe it’s gotta be against one of Afton’s fursuits
I appreciate you tuning in, but let’s get something straight 
You gotta built in kiddie lure-er but still can’t attract a mate
Got my face on a billion screens, fan scream when I enter the stage 
While your gender got your fanbase more split than your face plates 
I was made to entertain, wishing I’ll be seen by the human race! 
But I’m having second thoughts based on Scott’s constant Furry bait..
Mettaton EX:
Oh yes! This hunk a’ junk is lackin’ glamor, darling.
I doubt even Alphis could fix this clown’s demonic stare (Oh yes)
I suppose you do a decent job at scaring 
But the real horror here is how this was aloud to be on air 

Funtime Foxy:
It’s time I deliver! A performance was demanded of me!
I heard I was fighting a singer, then who the hell is this freak?
It’s shocking, I thought I was the once with interesting design choices 
But who the hell decided where to place your self-destruct button!
Show no more your show, you’re plaguing my TV
I ain’t seen a singing robot this cheesy sense Chuck E.
I’m bringing joy and happiness to little kiddies 
You’re bringing another reason to hate reality TV
Fursuit? Really? Now that’s just a wrong diss
And least my creator doesn't look like he got jaundice 
There’s only one space on the stage, and you’re trying to rap on it?
I take away the mic, go ask Mike, and then I drop it 

Mettaton EX:
You’re just another lazy recolor, made from other robots smelted 
Guess this’ll be the third time you’ve been burnt so bad you melted
I admit, you’ve been built high tech, hell you gotta voice changer
So why not try to mimic the speech of a decent rapper!

Funtime Foxy:
I know a thing or two about kids in stripes
And i'm still in shock how you lost that fight
I don't fail to deliver, fans have demanded an Encore!
I expected heat from someone coming from the core

Funtime Foxy VS Mettaton- Bonus Battle! (Fr. RaccoonBroVA & Quizzique) [2023]

Beat by Anywaywell
Arranged and additional instrumetns by Glitchdude
Mixed and Mastered by Glitchdude
Also shoutout to Shimario for coming in clutch with the final version of the master

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W9mpD3KUb68N4xAytoT7NMEkl9X3YCx4WGd6yrS0UNE/edit?usp=sharing

Minecraft Passive Mob Cypher

ANIME RAP BATTLE

Lady Oscar: EileMonty

Utena Tenjou: KingSpirals

Mixed by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Beat by: Audio Network

Written by: Metal and Dusk

Lady Oscar (00:12):
Mon Dieu, this school girl amateur is my challenger.
When it’s clear Madam Juri is more of my caliber!
Unlike you in duels a Jarjayes knows chivalry 
Don’t need to be possessed to win a match properly!
Met your prince and it was the End of the World
Should’ve grown out of Fairy Tales you silly little girl!
At your age I was the model of a top Commander
With Anthys abuse, you’re just a mere bystander
I couldn’t care less about your Council affairs 
Or about how your greatest foe is a flight of stairs!
Now I got no shame in attacking your concepts
Ikuhara looked at me and added artsy nonsense!
Ditched the Courts to etch my name in history
To your talebearing school, you’re just another mystery!
Crawl back in your coffin before you try to flow
Which of us is really Revolutionary Miss Tenjou?!  

Utena (00:57): 
Wow that verse flopped, did Jacques ghostwrite?
Well I shouldn’t expect much from Maries white knight!
Don’t dare talk of Revolution like you set the bar
Had more drive than you when I was a literal car!
Crafted my destiny without wealth and privilege
Disappointed dad so much he made you in his image!
The snooty balls you attend bore me to tears
While I’m straight up ballin 'and dunking on my peers!
Gave my oppressors their deserved karma 
You splatter sparkles and call that trash drama!
Thought Wakaba had bad taste but then I see
You going full bootlicker for a tyrannical Swede 
Claim to be immortal in history, but in reality
To Robespierre you’re just another casualty
In spite of your protests and insistent pride
Only a blind man would make you their Rose Bride!

Lady Oscar (1:42):
Andre is my beloved through and through
Though Touga chose drowning over loving you!
That Academy of yours shouldn’t be boasted
Cause you’ll be its 101st Duelist to be roasted!

Utena (01:53):
Woah your Nanami impression has been pretty killer
This pompous cow has spat nothing but filler!
A Royal Guard Commander shouldn’t be this reckless
I fuck over French nobles like a Diamond Necklace!

Lady Oscar:
I’m not surprised this brat resorts to vulgarity
Such a brute compared to my lovely Rosalie!

Utena (2:04):
Oh it’s ironic how you think to mention her
When you didn’t have the gall to save her sister!

Lady Oscar:
By God, I shall reunite you with your parents!

Utena:
And I’ll reunite you with those angered peasants!

Lady Oscar:
Au Revoir, I end battles with a clean decapitation!

Utena:
I’ve cut down this Rose! Like Toei Animation

Oscar vs Utena - ANIME RAP BATTLES #9

In this series debut, Batman villian Hush goes up against Oregon urban legend The Bandage Man in a battle of the bandage-wearing murderers. Which one will leave with the most bruises?

Spadical as Hush
ForgottenSon as The Bandage Man

Hush:
I say only strike when your foes weakness show
This battle would’ve been easy, but I didn’t bring soap (aargh)
You’re lost of your life, cemented to horrendous smell and bandaged scars 
You want a ride? Hop on the back of my parents car (aargh)
I owned Wayne’s entire town, while you only had a road 
I tortured a fucking clown, so I think I can crack a joke 
Enjoyed logging alone, but it came to a sudden stop 
Had so little friends, even the saw mill had to cut him off 

The Bandage Man:
You’re a weak and decrepit man, why can’t you accept the fact
You wanted your parents dead, couldn’t even perfect that 
They almost made it to the grave, but one was saved by one Thomas Wayne
You wanted Bruce’s praise, but now you’re waning in his father’s name 
Even you don’t know who you are, despite that I remain nameless
When I stalk they see me clearly, you hide behind people’s faces 
Riddled with plastic surgery , think it’ll eclipse your damages 
But your fathers abuse? Now that cannot be fixed with bandages

Hush: 
In Oregon, you like drinks, let’s crack open a cold case
Greet you with a couple shots, how’s that for some first aid
With locals pirating your image, do you really think you’re scaring me?
Mythos blew out proportion, no wonder they call it Cannon Beach
I don’t know who I am? I’m renowned for my one story
While your local town fucked around, came up with three origins
I’ll maim this mummy and make sure he has a bad time
With both this battle and your life, you were killed by a fucking landslide

The Bandage Man: 
When the clown attacked, you became the prey of the birds 
And you turned to the Joker’s jester in every sense of the word
You went back to your old friend, only for him to flush you out
Ironic, you want things to go your way you should just shut your mouth
Your memory is broken, you won’t kill me, know the truth
You’ll dent me with holes? Dent sure put holes into you 
And with your story ruined, Tom traded just to riddle us
No surprise, when your film’s reception faded to a- 

Written by Awesome Ayden and Everon
Produced by ESKRY
Mixed by Jordy
Cover Art by Everon

This battle was written, demoed, recorded, mixed and (privately) uploaded in 75 hours.

Hush vs. The Bandage Man - DC vs. Anything (Issue #1)

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ-lWPY9D18

Scott:
Hey all Scott here! And before you try to ban me
See I'm contractually obligated to one more battle with Bandy
But something I have trouble understanding is his experience with rapping
Cause he's done youtube long before me…what the f*ck happened
Your buddy lives with boulders, and you? Under a rock…
I didn’t take you as the type to be entertaining, oh you’re not
I mean you were an OG creator something like we hadn't seen before
But all of your old vids seemed to age as well as the Nintendo 64

Nathaniel:
Did Nintendo not realize that battle mode should be balanced
But I’ve already conquered Mario, so Kamek shouldn’t be a challenge
Cause you were Borderline copying my content, cutting out any flavor

Bathaniel:
But think you can rock? 

Nathaniel:
You’re just a blank piece of paper 
From your stupid looking hair to videos, you’ve always sucked at trimming!
Like I don’t want to sit down and watch this loser’s constant bitching
It’s not awesome baby seeing you fail to make your skits slicker
Cause you’d only leave my Mind Blown if I pulled the fricking Trigger!

Scott:
Welcome to the show, tell me, what does this guy not have?

Terry Lesler:
*gunshot* Beef? 

Jerry Attricks:
*gunshot* Therapist! 

Target Employee:
*gunshot* Job at Target? 

Rex Mohs:
*gunshot* A dad!

Jeb Jab:
*gunshot* Guys, let's be real, the answer’s so obviously Gex!

Scott:
Ooo so close! See, the answer is actually “a f**king job”
I mean sure we've collabed a few times but I hardly call us rivals
So yeah I enjoy your content… I also wrote the Bible
A guy with no personality, making top 10 lists and ranking vids
And you’re striving for originality?

Nathaniel:
Can’t talk originality when you’ve ripped Jon and The Nerd

Jerry Attricks:
Hey, you should check them out, they're pretty good from what I've heard

Nathaniel:
You wasted 2 hours of my time just to talk about your childhood junk?!
Not even in Maple Treeway was I jacking myself off this much
Thinking this Chicken could Shoot anything hurtful is abhorrent
Cause he’s as fragile as a Pop-Tart that I’d slam against my forehead
How will Nathaniel win? Pretty easily cuz you can’t handle me!
Brand new vid Top 10 times Scott lost to Nathaniel B

Credits:
Cri as Scott The Woz
Dan as Nathaniel Bandy

Cri as Jerry Attricks, Target Employee, and Terry Lesler
Dan as Bathaniel Nandy, Rex Mohs, and Jeb Jab

Written by Taiga and Powerofdan
Demo’d by Taiga
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearranged by Powerofdan
Special Thanks: Harry

Scott The Woz vs Nathaniel Bandy (Powerofdan Rap Battles)

Thumbnail created by: Matthew
Mixed by: Matthew

WHO WON?
https://rb.gy/3s4ek

docs.google.com/document/d/1QlxXtURULGYfPteARDyjWimmeQuqxnQeakclhxSD5_I

Chao vs. Matthew

original battle: https://soundcloud.com/user-953382854/cheshire-cat-vs-schrodingers

this battle singlehandedly convinced me that rosenthal is a goat and made me wanna collaborate with them, so this is a way for me to return the favor 

mix and cover art by me
beat by libra
everything else by rosenthalfishes

Cheshire Cat (0:14):

I am the Cheshire Cat, welcome to my Wonderland,
You want to battle rap? You must be hatter mad,
'Cause that plan is total cap no matter how you catch these hands.
Chess to your boxing match, tell me what comes after that?

Ah right. Your entire life fades. I think your mind ain’t the right place
Debating ‘bout a quantum space. Complacently my playground is the mental state!
Shove your stupid theories back in your box, you only prove your worth with words and talk!
Here’s an observation I made when I looked at you, your win is totally gone!

Schrodinger's Cat (0:40)

Cheshire, you best not mess with an experimental tester
Whether or not you enter my box, you will find you are lesser
Hypothesis of my pseudo-science, you shouldn’t be smiling when you eye my findings
Terrorising a tiny child like your writer then hiding in the lines like you’re pedo-filing, uh!

While my question's quite complex, you’ve literally lost your head. In my thoughts, I’ll
Opt to forget this bothersome pet but I know it’s not possible yet, it’s a toss up
Whether or not the probable end of following disses bodying disembodied
Heads get a fraudulent death, this has brought me ahead! Now, your defence?

Cheshire Cat (1:07)

What? What?
It seems like the real mystery’s whatever the fuck you discuss, ‘cause it must be
Like one big crusty bunch of duds who get stumped by an Amazon package.
Your argument’s like a rabbit, they follow it and your world collapses.

Schrodinger’s Cat (1:21)

You’re not smart enough to understand, you only ponder when it’s part of your Wonderland,
I couldn’t tell if you were intelligent when I looked at ya, y’know, like you’re Looking Glass?
‘Cause when you’re fighting the feline who’s neither alive or reaped, at the sight of me
You’ll fold when I deck ya with speed like the Queen of Hearts, that’s Binocular Rivalry.

Cheshire Cat (1:35)

My words chain like a catenary, cat’s are nary prone to form brawls with adversaries,
But for you? (Yes, you) The situation’s scary. (Yeah!) This foe spits rather hairy! (Uh!)
On the contrary, when you’re comparing us? I choose when I’m not lingering,
You’re a little Sphynx giving a silly riddle. (Who?) Schro’s more Schro-bingus!

Either way, you’ll still be Flopping! They put your ass up for adoption!
Frankly, your mechanic’s more quan-dumb, went from paradox to oxy-moron!
When you start talking, it’ll cause the alarm to detect my diss so toxic,
You’re gonna fail and pass away ‘cause like your later portrayals, you did na-zi your loss, bitch!

Schrodinger’s Cat (2:01)

It’s true that I’m locked in, caught in a awful coffin,
But when I drop bombs in my box, the volume’s up. Call that shit sub-atomic.
‘Cause the chance you beating me ain’t fifty-fifty, the time’s dry.
When it comes down to people I talk to, this kid’s more Liddel Einstein!

I’m the classiest cat in this rap, you’re a sad has-been with a knack for distracting
Madness, you only ever spit Radioactive like my flask does when I Imagine Draggin’
Your flat ass back to the pasture - your past home - pass by your passport, now in the Lowlands,
I’ve seen Manyworlds, but the skill between us is plain to observe - like a Cheshire Gap.

[RAYYAN MIX] Cheshire Cat vs. Shrodinger's Cat  - Rap Battles of Whatever

Having spent more days inside the pen than out, these two toxic foes are not to be trifled with, which one will overpower the other?

Written by R the Writer
B-Lo as Bane
MetalFireVA as Magellan
Thumbnail by Soul
Audio Mixed by B-Lo
Beat Prod. by 2Deep

Bane:
Do you know who I am? I am not pirate or marine
Not a monkey, croc, or shark, nor a gleeful dancing queen
Stand above sadistic guards and cowardly vice wardens
But I embody each in one way, you fell before them
Born and raised imprisoned, I know how to handle bars
You had one job, lost it and gained some facial scars
Tear Impel Down apart, then I pull myself together
Breaking you worse than the bat with every single limb dismembered

Magellan:
Hold it Hannyabal, I'll be the one to show him hell
Don't need to be the chief to throw this menace in a cell
Think I fell before a prisoner? I'll tell you now, you're dead wrong
Even those who left weren't dumb enough to take me head on
When my hydra coats the wax, then you'll truly learn to dread me
As I imitate your dad, and leave you with another dead beat
Your IQ points are dropping, your actions lack momentum
So put down your feeding tube and get a taste of real venom

Bane:
I'm an icon of pop culture, you're a blip in your own lore
As your failure was followed by an all out pirate war
You most trusted post-demotion feels like quite the fake out
Since we all know you'll soon suffer a second breakout
You'll need to make a deeper floor, before your gates become agape
Because I'm worse than any foe that you've chose to let escape
Far as brains go you're ranked below your mob of blue apes 
But if you wish to compare strength then I'll squish you like a grape

Magellan:
The devil's out to get you, he's moving pretty fast
Your biggest feats are retconned, your reputation: trash
And you want an opportunity to prove you're more than talk?
Well I've used my poison powers to leave every exit blocked
You're nothing but a patsy, your allies need not bother
Lost favor with the demon's head, and your shot at his daughter's
Though I suppose it's apt, there's no taste in what you spew
Truth is, I've taken shits that have caused more pain than you

Bane Vs Magellan - Rap Battle

Dani Frias as Happy Appy and the Good Doctor
JustGamer as Dr. Kawashima, Dr. Evil, Dr. Strange, Dr. Han
Written by JustGamer
Additional Help by Danii
Beat by Anywaywell, Syko, Epistra, Dansonn
Mixed by Danii
Cover art by Rabi

Dr. Kawashima:
Hello I’m Dr. Kawashima, neuroscientist
When my mind is sharp, and on time, there is no out-rhyming this
It’s undebated, I stay Brain Ageless
You were flavor of the month, but this apple’s tasteless
Your creator expanded on the story in hopes that it would stay
I couldn’t finish a micro game before you lost all your fame
With that, I hope to see you back tomorrow to play again
Cause with the two of us, I ate you up, that makes a perfect ten

Happy Appy:
Howdy children! Happy Appy’s back to spit some more!
Today’s opponent looks like MODOK on N64!
And I’m not talking planes when I say that I’m the flyest
When all you helped with was to justify the existence of a stylus!
A game based on a book? How’d you ever get attention?
Even I’m not as insistent with teaching kids lessons
You’re slowly being replaced with other brain teaser games
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Evil:
It’s time for Dr. Evil to become be the best rapper
I’m eating this track up like I was Fat Bastard
I have rap laser lines, best of luck bozo
And if you win I’ll go back in time and steal your mojo
Spitting image of evil spitting in this dope ass outfit
A stick up your butt is what you walk around in?
And the way you scare children, you must be clownin’
Why go for nine eleven when you can have a thousand?!

Happy Appy:
Ooo seems this spitter’s come up short like a Mini Me
Ooo no villain from your squad could help you kill the beat
It’s in your name but you’ll be surprised to find you’re
Third place in the ranks of Evil Mike Myers
Tearin' this parody 'cause he can't outflow
Should be aware as a funny spoof film? How 'bout no?
And with two decades later, your movies’ fame fully fades
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Strange:
Stephen Strange enters the battle, I’ve come to bargain
Got the Eye of Aga-dope flow to make my bars hit!
Even Wong wouldn’t…….oh no……

Dr. Han:
Dr. Murphy please let’s continue this conversation at a later point if we can
There’s some sort of cross mix between Annoying Orange and an apple, let’s get him on a medication plan
There he goes, he’s a good doctor though he can be a strongly erratic man
But at least he’s great at saving the kids that you tried to kill inside of your van

Seriously, targeting children? That shit’s truly sick
Are Roblox threads how you find those kids? 
I work at a hospital, I’ve seen plenty of gore
But that horror makes me wanna shake you at the core
Better keep my mask on when I’m spitting with flow
Make a bigger splash than you with only four episodes
Syringes don’t scare me, nor will they hurt me
Leave this apple roasted when I’m fired up like Murphy

Happy Appy:
Wanna talk about firings, well how about yours?
Don’t let that bad writing hit you on your way out the door
And your show knows it’s pretty easy to make you the villain
But you’ll end up LIKE MIRANDA, WHEN I GET TO KILLING
I ENTER THE HOSPITAL LIKE A PLAGUE UPON THE LAND
WITH BLOOD THAT ISN’T MINE SPLATTERED ALL ACROSS MY HANDS
DR. HAN DIES NASTY, WHEN I BRANDISH A BLADE
CAUSE AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THIS DOCTOR AWA-

Dr. Han:
That’s enough out of you, you think those scary words and that creepypasta could make me give a fuck?  
Well you might as well call me Nick Jr Appy, cause I’m about to go ahead and pull the plug
No need for Forenziks, I’m able to find that it was boredom that killed all of your thrills
You want something that will really terrify people? Wait until I send you the bill

Dr Kawashima vs Happy Appy - Smash Bros vs Anything

Nighteye : RaccoonBroVA
King Kai : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren.
Beat Prod. : MTC Beatz
Mixed by Kamren

Nighteye :
Mirio, if you're trying to amuse me, forget it 
'Cuz I refuse to laugh from Roshi's sloppy seconds
You're slow as a turtle when getting to the punchline
I'll blitz through like Piccolo, you're wasting my time
My students smile for a brighter future
For generations to come at the cost of my life 
Yours doesn't know a thing about humor
'Cept he went home to his wife while you wait for the revive
I'll predict all the shit you'll say and switch it around
Can't say if I got jumped when the Ginyus Forced in your house
You won't get my stamp of approval 
So come take the pen from me and tell me how you've been crucial

King Kai :
That verse was a joke? You're gonna have to be more clever
Not one single chuckle, even Yamcha's done better 
And I don't mean the monkey when you're playing Bubbles dirty
But you're gonna get chased with that machine so... quirky
Now that's how to do a pun!
Though my antennas couldn't find for me to give a puck
Dude you’re a lousy schmuck, and what's worse, bud?
Got that foresight for luck, and still got a hole in your gut

Nighteye :
Don't you dare mock me for the sacrifice I made
Goku flocked to escape when got played by Cell's game
Makes sense why you're blue faced, choked when you catch fades
A God of Destruction the way you're scared, I'm wide awake!
Midoriya can't press me, what made you think you could?
Didn't need a spirit bomb, one verse was all it took
To send the North Kai south, and with that you're out
Not just a trash talking half pint, you're that and a clown

King Kai :
Don't even have the weights on but I'm dragging you downright 
Might as well call up.. oh wait! Sorry, the clock's hands' tied
You couldn’t walk a mile in my shoes, let alone Snake Way
A second rate Aizawa that Horikoshi left erased!
The future's set in stone? Let's take a look at your third year
All that kid end up doing was showing off his rear
He lost his quirk.. then got it back? Ironically tragic
Your final moment blew up in your face worse than Planet Namek
Have Eri rewind this battle cuz I'm twisting your film reel
Since you're more full of yourself than Goku eating a meal
But hey, thanks for the fun! I'm sure we'll meet again
When you arrive on my planet with a halo above your head


Sir Nighteye vs King Kai - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #11 (ft. RaccoonBroVA and MetaMachine)

Detective with OCD Adrian Monk battles 8-Bit Lawyer Phoenix Wright!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
PHOENIX WRIGHT!
VERSUS!
ADRIAN MONK!
BEGIN!

Adrian Monk
Here's the thing; I'm all set to kick this sorry man's rear
I've solved over a hundred cases since I started my career
You yell everything, you should've been fired on the spot
Unless I'm wrong about all this; which, you know, I'm not
Your messy porcupine hair could poke out someone's eye
Just stay in your little office; it's a jungle outside
When it comes to lawyers, Garrett Price was far more effective
Here's what happened, Mr. Wright; you crossed the wrong detective

Phoenix Wright
HOLD IT! Your statement is clearly faulty, Monk
Your show stunk; I bring justice for all to leave you sunk
You can't handle smudges on the wall or any number other than ten
Meanwhile, I got a crossover with Professor Layton
Solved fifteen-year-old cases, beat undefeated prosecutors
With only two or three days to investigate these murders
In this battle, I've clearly got an Edgeworth the victory
Go ahead, give me your testimony, however contradictory!

Adrian Monk
Here's what happened – I mean, here's what REALLY happened
You came after me, Nick, thinking you could beat me at rapping
But you forgot about a crucial piece of evidence
That crossover isn’t released in North America, when announced back in 2010
You made your debut on the DS; a piece of BS
My show was on ABC and ran for eight whole seasons
You were disbarred from practicing law because of a forged letter
Yet my job continues, so give up now; you'll thank me later

Phoenix Wright
OBJECTION! Witness, there is a clear contradiction in your testimony!
It's time for Turnabout Asswhoop for this piece of lonely
Trash; yes, the very same trash you're afraid to touch
I'll press the witness now, feel the adrenaline rush
ABC? The only letters you know are OCD
And I'll bet Dr. Kroger died because he couldn't handle giving you therapy
I'll blow you up like Trudy; clean you up, you're so filthy
The judge declares your rhymes OVERRULED and finds you GUILTY!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

Phoenix Wright vs Adrian Monk. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 21.

Epic Rap Battle Parodies