Sally.exe - Amy Death

21 - Taking - Them - Apart super fnaf

Freshy Kanal as Raichu
Adam as Jolteon

Raichu:
Let’s start with a Volt Tackle to crack your face in two
I don't need Crunch to show you I’ll Rai-chew right through you!
You’re only useful with an item! Tell me who you think you’re kiddin!
How can you take me on when your own Power’s Hidden?
Even your siblings are envious of my Disarming Voice!
When it comes to Electric types… you’re not my first Choice
Despite the stat distribution when I rap you can’t outspeed this!
Don’t need the HM for Surf, I’m fly with psychokinesis!
With my extra type added, your own stat goes unnoticed
If you think you’re better than me, go and look at the voltage!
While you’re busy placing last with your other eeveelutions
This Sparksurfer will show  proper verbal execution

Jolteon:
I’ll leave ya Paralyzed in fear like a circle of Spearow
Gainst this pokemon that’s wasn’t even chosen for Yellow!
I’ve got the Volt Absorb so I’ll take all your lines 
And I’ll show everyone why I’m the mon that shines!
That’s why I got Black Glasses packed with Shadow Balls 
To shock and out rap masses fast like Thunderbolt!
You won’t find the happiness to evolve to Pikachu
With stats so embarrassing I can’t even look at you
Checking out your movepool makes me think you’re a mistake
It’s no wonder you can’t keep up after all those pancakes!
You can’t Retaliate after I Smash your Z-Crystal
Even without Earthquake your potential’s abysmal!

Raichu:
What a shocking event! Jolteon fails again!
That’s probably why Mikey didn’t pick you in the end!
You think you’re better than me? Just check the dex!
Our voltage suggests that Raichu’s the best
You look spent! I’m Stoked when I’m up against my kin!
I hope your Last Resort is a different way to win!
And if you Endure my lines I’ll be the one that you’re despising
I've naught to say but this - your loss won’t be surprising!

Jolteon:
I own the Thunder Stone, your relevancy’s nearly done!
You only got another form because you're too bland for Gen 1!
Your half brain damaged trainer still wants to keep fighting?
You’ll need a Surge of Rare Candies to match my Lightning!
Your design’s so appalling even Ash never wanted you
Just tell me Hau they made your shiny suck too
Riding the Thunder Wave to victory, just try to match my speed
I’d say we Synchronized, but that implies that you compare to me!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Raichu vs Jolteon. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #3

Rick Sanchez/Morty Smith: https://soundcloud.com/skeepremixcover
Dr.Fetus: https://soundcloud.com/thecodnerd-115

Written by: MasterSoulSilver 

Dr.Fetus:
When it comes to vulgar Scientists, let me give you a Bit.Trip
On who's rocking Portals in contrast of this Headcrab with censorship!
The most famous Villain from any Indie Game Ever Known
While you’re only relevant thanks to a failed Simpsons Cameo!
Ill like flu but as I'm Hatin’ your rap I will spit on that Love Potion 9
To Show a true Dark Ending of Worlds and see Morty Whine
Even if you win this M.Night you will still feel my Fist!
N´ Kill you and Flip you the Bird, person. WHAT A PLOT TWIST!

Rick Sanchez:
(Oh yeaah!)
Time to get Schwifty and leave this Factory even more-
Salty as I leave Mr.Poopybutthole like shit on the floor!
It's true that I appeared as a Cameo, but you live from them, Embrace
*Burp* ‘Cause I'm going Ricked Against this Fetus Face!

*Beat Stops*

Dr.Fetus:
But I AM a Fetus! That doesn't make sense

Rick Sanchez:
You know, a rap battle isn’t fun if you diss yourself.
Whatever, Morty Give me a Beat

Morty:
¡Oh man okay!

Rick Sanchez:
This Bitch I'm ‘bout to Bind, before your Rebirth; Abortion!
Don´t close encounter this Rickkind, or you´ll feel true Glitch Distortion
Ditch by the life, you look like a Jerry in Defiance
Shithead, beating you is not real Rocket Science!

Dr.Fetus:
Youseek Attention Whore, but you´re another Swim through Bad Adult Jokes
This Rick must be Crazy if he thinks he is in the Coax
Let´s go back in time, you want to have those Real Animated Adventures?
Parody, There's no solution when you sucked your Own Pilot for pleasure!

Rick Sanchez:
This Underdog must have mental problems to think so foolishly!
Flash-ing why you will never be in peaceful “Unity”
I know you feel alone, you should bandage from the joy-
Of Squanching Blood; so better stop Beating the Meat, Boy!

Dr.Fetus:
You´re soft, you care about Morty even if you Snub!

Rick Sanchez:
I “saw” that your rapping screams “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub”

Dr.Fetus:
Says the shitty Parody of Dr.Brown who´s only a dross

Rick Sanchez:
The real parody here is this Bowser PETA-type-Tofu-Boss!

Rick Sanchez vs Dr Fetus

Gospel of Dismay (Cover)

In this updated version of Bowser Jr. and Bowser Vs Lancer and King Spade you'll find some updated vocals, writing, and casting. Thanks for listening, enjoy!

-CAST-
Swoldow EVGRB as Bowser Junior
GamingPlush64 as Lancer
Raichous as Bowser
Light as King Spade

-WRITERS-
Michael
Mason

-Additional Chiseling-
Fightmarker
Raichous
Gamingplush64

-PRODUCTION-
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/13qgew52JuSxVo636RVj08Fjn4xmN0gQg/view?usp=sharing 
Beat By Copyright Free Music and Toby Fox
Mixing by Light

-LYRICS-
Bowser Junior (0:44):
I’m gonna hop in my Airship and blast these Spades to pieces
Cuz even my Bullet Bills travel faster than your releases
All my cannons and minions are gonna scare you like King Boo
Your dad had to command his in order for them to like you
We’re gonna delta-ruin you, you can say we’re spittin’ fire
You behave not like a king’s son, but as a Jevil for hire!
Biting your face off like Susie, better get your bucket ready
And don’t rely on your father, with a bond that unsteady
Your maturity at this rate won’t make you “son of the year”
I'll fold this deck of cards so that they never interfere
Why don’t you work on evil speeches, if you think you’re so Clover
In conclusion, you’re just a loner, leftover, seceding crossover

Lancer (1:19):
You clowns’ll get thrashed when I take my bike and bulldoze
You’ll be Koopa-Trippin when you stumble over your Dry Flows
Nintendo's ace in the hole, only dug out with a spade
To rehash his bratty role in Smash and games nobody played
Same plot, same hero, same villain, same stencil
Acting like a Spooky Sword, but raps Halloween Pencils
Now I can’t say tier two curses, but I swear we’ll be your doom
I can’t take you seriously because you’re small as a shroom
Don’t you ever give up? You’re in my Shadow, that’s no question
And it’s fitting you’re a junior, cuz in this battle you’ll be second
So here, read the signs, it’s about time you found your answer
“Ho ho ho! Well if you’re reading this you’re dead!”, signed, Lancer

Bowser (1:52):
Alright Slugger, time for me to leave this figment out of luck
“LoOk At Me! Im InDiE!” just means you’re a Delta-level schmuck
You little brat, shut your trap before I slam you to the ground
And as for papa, well, he plays second fiddle to King Round! 
We reuse elements? (Ha!) You have your son’s laugh but deeper! 
Knock down your house of cards, as the conflict gets steeper
You need the Eastern Fountain to keep rule over your land?
I order the kidnappings of royalty with the wave of my hand
Check my castle, you ain’t got Jack, I’ve got way more traps than you could stab at
You Kris-crossed the gaming scene, now Toby's mad at Matpat
You wanna be a better rapper? Why don't you give the truth a whirl? 
You will always be inferior, no one can choose who they are in this world. 

King Spade (2:25):
It’s the Bad Guy’s verse, I’ll show you some real villainy 
Dis-Kaard your bad raps, would you really hurt my mini-me?
Double Dash out this battle, that’s all you can seem to do
I’m a true Darkner, (Yeah!) my subjects more useful than your crew
When it comes to the best villains, you’re no diamond in the rough
You’re too soft and emotionally vulnerable, HeartsDonut? 
Do us all a favor, jump off the edge and press Down B
All anyone needs to know is that chopping down your bridge is the key
I feel for you and your adopted kids King Bowser, really I do
But unfortunately my loyalty resides sorely with the Knight's crew 
I thoroughly enjoyed crushing you turtle scum in this battle
Now kneel before your King and become my personal chattel!

Bowser Jr. Bowser Vs Lancer and King Spade | SMRB UPDATED

Thanos Beatbox Solo - Cartoon Beatbox Battles

WOTFI 2020 RAP

A Mega Drive/Genesis recreation of Sonic's Chemical Plant beatbox, original by Verbalase.


He's about to take your throne.

Sonic Vs Black Panther - Sonic's Beatbox - Mega Drive Remake

Lyrics: 

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD
VERSUS
IRATE GAMER
BEGIN!


Irate Gamer:
Cowabunga! Time to beat this ugly dork from the past,
The ultimate duel of angry gamers has finally come at last!
You say I'm a copier of your show? Well, that's just damn absurd,
You are just an angry retard, you're not even really a nerd!
Your show is as lame as it gets! atleast mine has special effects
Ill take down this geek like G.I Joe took down the jets
I reviewed the worst games dude, your videos are simply a bore,
You have entered the Game Lab, now lemme give you a tour!
AVGN? doesnt even compare to the I.G
cuz this O.G is gonna make this has ben R.I.P
ET was something I reviewed before it was known,
I'll show you my robot Rob, He's as cool as a drone!
You wana duel with me? Ill make you my bitch in defeat!
since all you seem to talk about is the importance of skeet!
I'll Super Smash your hot wife, because you have all of my hate,
In other words, you little shit, YOU MAKE ME IRATE!
Angry Video Game Nerd:
YA know whats bullshiiit? Copy fuck farts like you,
Who think they can re create my show, and claim its something new!
Forget you man, lookin at your face makes me wanna hurl,
Just like Nintendo Power, You have the rap level of a girl!
Screw you, you're an anal bead covered in spit,
To make reviews of games you need to at least have some wit!
You need way more emotion to actually gain fans,
I have been making movies before you even had hands!
Bitch I'm a legend, I'll  cinemassacre your family,
you're just a troll-magnet, while i get all the flattery
Quit sittin around, jerking your Qbert on your NES
What kind of 25 year old fatass has never touched a girls' breasts?!?!
I'mma finish your ass like Legend of Zelda 2,
You are a solo douchebag trying to mess with my crew!
Angry Video Game Nerd don't forget it, I know you'll lose,
Because you love kissing my ass, just for a couple thousand views!
Irate Gamer:
Again, I don't copy you, how many times do I have to say it!?
I'll beat your ass and upload it, Hell, I'll even create a play list
Killing  you quick with wits, 
I don't need my fists, 
Whenever your name is said it just gets me pissed,
 you wanna battle with this? 
Just try and blits, 
I'll show this nerd some serious shit
I spit an aurora of hate bitch! I'll verbally rip off your balls,
Fuck your show man, once I'm famous I'll never give you any calls
So just shut the fuck up you twit, you will never beat me 
Your shitty rhymes were more repetitive than Ninja Turtles Three. 
Angry Video Game Nerd:
Here we go, it's time to take you back to the past,
to play the shitty games, like you, they probably suck ass
Your whole series should have ended before it even was thought of,
I'll shove my fist down your throat with my Nintendo Power glove,
Rolling rock your pets brains out, make you regret, and pout!
Hell if you even had a girlfriend, I would give her a shout
How can anyone give credit to a dude who steals original ideas
I would rather get shit on by a buffalo drenched in diarrhea.

Nostalgia Critic:
Prepare to get crushed by Channel Awesome
You're nothing but a Demo Reel, so proceed with caution
That Guy With The Glasses is here to kick both your asses
Shoot you piss holes with my pistol, abomination of assness
Here's a top eleven of why you suck with aplomb
Number one: you two SERIOUSLY overdrop the f-bomb
You've Doug your own grave, and now I Walker all over you
I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Angry Video Game Nerd vs The Irate Gamer. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 17

This was originally gonna be for Dustin's challenge in his server but I wasn't able to record in time. So enjoy this cover