The nostalgia critic and the irate gamer actually saw this, didn’t they?

yolo

Tobuscus:
Whoa! Audience? What are you doing watching me pwn this noob we resent?


Whose six year old fans believe that subscribers are the only way to judge talent
Man I'm on TV, king of comedy while you're stuck on YouTube
Mic like my stick of truth, D-bag the jew, rap hard as Dark Souls 2
This is a Kalmar war, if you catch my drift
Now experience the reality of an Oculus Rift
Coming at you like a mini-Minotaur, torch and diamond sword at hand
Goat Simulators and Flappy Bird? Did you forget horror games got you your fans?
There's only one difference between us Felix and despite the fact that we're both friends
You go through desperate measures to try and entertain while I'm entertainment </p>

PewDiePie:
Over 25 million bros coming at you Toby when you try to hate on me


Ironic that your carbon copy of my gaming channel has more subs than your comedy
Put this in your highlights since nobody watches your podcasts to see your loss
So you think you can hate on my fans? Man just shut the Jaevlaurs Baulle up
Ya so once again it's Pewdiepie, got my bros to the left, girl to the right
You can have your Annoying Orange, I'll stick to being recognized worldwide
You want horror? Fear this lyrical brofist packed with all the strength I got
You can cry alone, hang with your dog, I'll be chillin' with Smosh </p>

Anthony:
SHUT UP!
Don't take us for granted, we deserve all the respect you got 

Ian:
Considering we're the reason you made the number one spot
Yeah it's Ian 

Anthony:
And Anthony!

Ian:
The original YouTube comedy emcees
Kept it going strong for a decade long, and still the number one tag team 

Anthony:
Game bang you two to pieces, hit a raging bonus every night
Your guys' victory would suck thank god it's not in real life

Ian:
Keep going solo playing with your joysticks, we got the whole Smosh Games crew

Anthony:
With our channel to subscriber multiplier, we own YouTube

Markiplier:
Hello everybody, you called my name and welcome back to these fools get played
You’ve been marked for death face my dark descent Markplier’s in the game
How can you brats beat a man of class? When I’m rocking the pink mustache
Looks like I’m the king of horror now that Pewdie’s tine has past
I’m not scared of you not one little bit
But I’ll show you hell when I come to spit
Man I’ll record all of you getting destroyed make it an animated special reel
Splatter you all across the web when hit you with my Happy Wheels
Getting Amnesia rappin’ static like Slenderman try and top that
I’ve told funnier jokes than every single one of you when I’m drunk playing Minecraft
SkyDoesMinecraft:
Oh hell no you mention my game? Sky has joined your server now
Lyrically bury you with my verbal pickaxe, tell me if there’s any gems underground
Let’s see your fan bases try to harm me when I’m backed up by the Sky Army
So many recruits waging war on you you’re losing to the graphics of Atari
Team Crafted, leave you in a Deadlox stomp on you like it was parkour
In this rap map I lead the score, stab all you squids with my budder sword
What’s the matter gamers’? Are you lagging? Guess you just can’t keep up
I’m mad that you couldn’t last in this survival game but I guess I’m just a grump
JonTron:
You think you’re the ones who mad when we had to sit through that
Egoraptor:
Well I’m grump
JonTron:
I’m not so grump
Egoraptor:
And prepare for some real egoraps
JonTron:
You make me cringe more than sonic 06, beat you all down in this GameGrumps verse
You’ve all proven if you can’t be the best you can sure as hell be the worst
Egoraptor:
None of your subscribers can compare to the community we’ve created
And I’ll ensure you’ll see your beating in the next GameGrump’s Animated
JonTron:
Prepare to lose all your kirkhope once we have put you in our places
Barry! Edit out these ugly greps, s no one has to see their faces
But real talk Arin, I’ll think I’ll quit
You don’t even need me to win this
Danny:
It’s Danny, rightfully inheriting the not so grump name
Got the strongest voice in the game, raps hitting you like a steam train
Dropping Starbombs on all of you and the best bet I’m not lying
That none of you have a chance in the battle when you get stabbed by Ninja Brian
Egoraptor:
That’s right Danny even Ross could steam roll these kids
We’re out of this world like Mike Aruba, We’ll leave your table flipped
Danny:
Ya we’re dragon slaying musical ninjas and the best gamers online
Egoraptor:
I’d love to end the episode, but for you guys, there won’t be a next time
Cr1tikal:
What up everybody? It’s Cr1tikal let me be real for a second
Ya I’m the dirtiest but I’ll keep it clean to teach you all a lesson
The greatest gaming YouTuber of all time so just bare with me
I could be poorer than all of you and still give my YouTube cash to charity
I’m here to make peace like I did to the bro army and It’s getting out of hand
For it’s not who’s the greatest gamer but who can be the bigger man
So with this fable in mind this war can finally be done
If we set the viewership aside and once again play games for fun

Tobuscus vs. Pewdiepie Part 2 - Video Game Rap Battle

Mr Bean - Matthew or Fel
Soos - Kyle J 

Mr Bean:
Hello Soos! You’re facing Mr. Bean; oh what a pitty 
Because the chances of this shitty twit beating me is “mini” 
Hit you with a tiger fist and there’s no point in defendin’
Put you in a room of idiots and then watch you blend-in 
You’re a normal norman who's looking pretty fat- ha 
You be smelling like the gobblewonker; just take a bath man
And I’ll get the last laugh because you’ll be left astray
Mate, I hate you more than you hate your own birthday

Soos:
Dude, with those ears and ‘tude you’re like a selfish little elf
You couldn’t care less about your girl; always thinking bout yourself 
You’ve gotta be a werewolf, dude with that hair on your mole 
To be funny and make people laugh doesn’t mean being an a-hole 
Thinking your teddy’s alive? You’re United King-dumb
I’ve seen your toons and good grace, get better at acting-son (pun on Atkinson)
I’m a cool dude so Soos will offer you a truce 
If you don’t accept I’m gonna make you seein’ duce (oo)

Mr Bean:
Teddy, what do you think of this zombified idiot?
Entertaining the world! You be looking like little gideon 
You giffany, you’ll soon see, I’m clever when I rap
Jesus! It’s no mystery that you’re fatter than the shack 
Do the math, well it’s not like you can actually 
I’ll factually use big words to improve bean packin’ heat
You greasy, sleepy buffoon, I’ve wasted my time
You better head back to the arcade and “pick-up” some better rhymes 

Soos:
Nothing you said was effective so shut it! 
With all this nonsense you spit, you’re like old man mcgucket
You’re a cartoon spin-off of a show that didn’t end well
your fame is so unknown; no wonder you’re on super RTL
Got disses louder Mrs Wicket when I spit my rap
Beating Bean in a battle? Bean there- done that! 
Not even Cartoon Network liked your show so you won’t get far
You failed worse in this fight than that green three wheeled car

Mr Bean vs Soos. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

WoodenHornets as Mr. Mix
Matthew as Ticket Taker

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
MR. MIX!
VERSUS!
THE TICKET TAKER!
BEGIN!

Mr. Mix:
It’s Mr. Mix here, let me teach you how to bake
A delicious plate of your one and only fate
I’m a baker, you’re a taker, my game is much greater
For god’s sake, you’re a piece of shit, prepare to meet your maker, you faker
You better hurry up, type the letters, or it’ll be your Doom
My music will leave your ears bleed, while I’m cooking some food
Try to reach the final level, it’s your own risk
You may be the ticket taker, but I’ll still leave you ticked

The Ticket Taker:
It’s time for you to watch a movie based on your defeat
I’m ticket taking your life, and it will be in 3D
You think loud growls are scary? Dude, you must be a joke
Nobody wants to play your game, just admit it, I’ll make you croak
Your disses are stale, just give me a break
You won’t be mixing anymore more, once I win this for god’s sake
Your story sucks so much, how could people find you spooky?
Thank you for listening to this verse, now please enjoy the movie

Mr. Mix:
I’ll put your films in a bowl and stir it like cake mix
Then I’ll put you in the oven, guess who I’m baking?
My rhymes are yummy, got games better than Killswitch
Now lie down sonny. *whispers* Shhhh, I’m Mr. Mix

Swirly Head Man:
It’s time to swirl this battle up, prepare to be owned
How can kids take you serious? You have the face of Mario!
I’ll be putting a brick wall here, then leave you severed
Now that this is done, you can never reach the other levels!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES *loud growl* OF CREEPYPASTA!

Mr. Mix vs The Ticket Taker. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 18.

Fel as Charlie Brown
Froggy as Doug Funnie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHARLIE BROWN!
VERSUS!
DOUG FUNNIE!
BEGIN!

Charlie Brown:
It’s Charlie Brown, prepare to get stomped on by the Great Big Pimp-king
Go back to writing in your diary, about how you’re not gonna win
Eat your dog up like a Porkchop, your whole show is just a flop
In spitting disses, I’m on top, ‘cause my rhymes are harder than Halloween rocks
I’ll crunch you like peanuts, so you’ll just simply slip and fall
I’ll kick you out of this battle, as if you were a football
I got a blanket full of disses just to defeat ya
Just admit it, you’ll never get Patti to lick your Skeeter

Doug Funnie:
Looks like it’s a job for the one and only, Quailman!
Go back to your blanket, because you’re nothing but bland
I got friends by my side all the time! You got an overrated canine!
Grow up Charlie Brown! Because like your sister, you always whine
Bang ya like a Neematoad, so prepare to get lyrically crushed
Only girl you want was a spoiled brat who abuses you too much
I’m gonna smash you, ‘cause I’m Smash Adams, the ultimate secret agent
Hell, without The Simpsons, you wouldn’t even be famous

Charlie Brown:
You were rapping? All I heard was horns and trumpet noises, that’s crude
If the color scheme wasn’t enough, what’s up with everyone being named after food?
I have a movie up my sleeve, yours just piss off Nostalgic Critics 
Good Grief, not even Sally is as annoying as the rhymes that you’re spitting
I’m a good man, Charlie Brown, by the end of this battle, you’ll be having a frown
I’m the ultimate champion, I deserve a crown, you’re not funny, Funnie, you’re going down!
I’m popular, all over the nation, your show is just a 90’s failed creation
My show’s the pinnacle of animation! You’ve lost this battle, congratulations!

Doug Funnie:
Even if I sound like trumpet noises, you will still be in for a loss
People hate you so much, that on Halloween, you only got rocks
Feel that irony, when you’re calling me a monstrous devastation;  
You’re filled with terrible voice actors, cheap jokes and LAZY ANIMATION!
Shut up Charlie Brown, or I’ll insert my foot into your Peanuts
Then I’ll cook you up like a Charlie brown-ie, you’re out of luck
Why the heck do you even bother? When you can’t rap for shit
So go back to comic strips, because it’s clear who won this

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATT- (trips) (good grief) OF CARTOONS!


Charlie Brown vs Doug Funnie. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 43.

@jmbraps as Jack the Ripper
@froggy7771 as the Zodiac Killer
@mat4yo as Ed Gein
@richalvarez as John Wayne Gacy
@rlyoshi as Charles Manson
Chris Muller as Ted Bundy
@stofferex as Jeffrey Dahmer


Jack The Ripper vs The Zodiac Killer

@erboi as Freddy
@stofferex as SCP-049 and Foxy
@mancha-4 as Chica
@lyrical-warfare1 as Bonnie
@mat4yo as SCP-096 and Mangle
@epicrapbattlesofcartoons as Balloon Boy
@vinnyot as Marionette
@joshua-tomlin-1 as SCP-087
@froggy7771 as SCP-106
@ciaran-mcginn as SCP-173
@erbocb as SCP-682 
@metalfire-2 as SCP-035
@s0n1c-fr3nzy as SCP-701
@blingface as SCP-____-J
@jmbraps as Kain Pathos Crow
@flamingguitar14 as Phone Guy
@videogamerapbattles as Mike Schmidt

(SCP-173) Time for another curbstomp, so we’ll finish this for good
(SCP-087) With brute force, we’ll terrorize more than you ever could
(SCP-106) You trilogy won’t ever catch up to our Secure Containment Breach!
(SCP-049) Your franchise's an even worse cash cow than Call of Duty!
(087) See this through our eyes, (173) you’re nothing to what we’ve achieved
(106) We broke out of captivity, (049) but in your place? you’ll never leave
(173) We’ll strangle you purple, (087) and then break your neck with these disses
(106) Then escape without a trace and take out the witnesses
(682) If there is an ounce of enjoyment with your crap, (701) then it’s been lost
Probably under all your porn, (035) where your fans jerk off
(096) Listen Freddy, take your glitched up pack of misfits and leave
(All) Because it’s clear to see to us SCP’s, you’ve crossed the wrong team


Five Nights at Freddy’s:
(Bonnie) You think you can escape? This’ll be a long night
(Freddy) I’ve got you in my sights, but don’t worry, I’ll make everything alright
(Chica) Bonnie hit the lights, (Foxy) (Yarr!) I’ll be the one that bites!
(Foxy, Freddy, Chica and Bonnie) Welcome to night 2, I hope you’re ready for a fight!
(Freddy) It hasn't been an hour yet and your time's already running out
(Marionette) Winding up, like a jack in the box, making this a bloody bout
(Freddy) Fighting against us? (Bonnie & Chica) The craziest killer crew?
(Foxy, Freddy, Chica and Bonnie) How many SCP's does it take to know that they'll lose?
(Foxy & Mangle) When we spot you from the corridor (Freddy) LET’S TAG TEAM AND SHOW 
(Marionette) Why it’s not a good idea to be here at night alone
(BB) Oh please, don’t move on my account, let’s have some fun!
(BB) this would be better with the lights off (Marionette) as from the darkness I lunge!

SCPs:
(087) Let’s take ‘em, (049) and break ‘em (-___-J) I’ll do it later…
(682) Tearing up these animals, (173) and putting this chick in an incubator 
(035 and 096) Welcome to our “Horror Box” (106) you’ve stepped too far this time
(All) You’ll find you’ll get weaker at the end of each line

Phone Guy:
Hello? Can you hear me? I’m just here to leave a message
There’s something besides the animatronics that’s in your presence
But I think you can handle it, it doesn’t seem like such a threat
Oh, let me give you a tip, hopefully I won’t disconne- *phone disconnects*

Golden Freddy:
I’m the one the kids fear, you should never overlook this bear
Go fall down the stairs, or maybe even collapse at my grizzly stare 
Surviving five night’s at freddy’s isn’t as easy as it seems
But you see, my victory is golden! Get what I mean?

Dr. Crow:
No I don’t know what you mean, there’s a first time for everything
Out of all the subjects I’ve reported, you’re the most ridiculous being
Beating you? Just something I’ll scratch off my to-do list
Because coming to this facility put your lives at risk



Mike Schmidt:
I’ve been watching over you guys, and now it’s time I step in
On this scientist and his subjects, trying so hard just to win
It’s meaningless, you don’t know what those machines are like
Balloon boy will trap you, and Foxy isn’t afraid to bite
Blood and gore on the floor, with no chance to shut the doors
The power running low, I had no idea what I was in for
But, I can’t believe I survived a whole entire week
It’s 6 A.M, my shift is done, and my work here is complete 


Five Nights at Freddy's vs The SCP Foundation 2

Stofferex as Yakko
MetalFireVA as Wakko
Leafy Dubs (NEW GUEST RAPPER) as Dot
Justin Buckner as Alvin
Nathan Provost as Simon
WoodenHornets as Theodore

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ANIMANIACS
VERSUS
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
BEGIN

Yakko:
We’re the Warner Brothers, and we’re gonna warn these fools
that if they mess with the Animaniacs, they’re gonna get schooled
Wakko:
HELLO NURSE! Oh wait it’s just three tree huggers
You are pop culture in a nutshell! Rubbish little buggers
Dot:
I’ll ride my bike, and run over these three, they’re gonna get maimed
I keep these two in check while you guys will stay lame
Yakko:
You make me yak, so step back from us
Or else I’ll take Alvin’s hat and shove it up your furry butt

Alvin:
Hey Dave! Can we beat these time travelling dummies
They’re just like Disney cartoons, except not funny! 
Simon:
Wakko, stop being so wack yo, and get out of here son
These three will be needing a Witch Doctor after this is done
Theodore:
Don’t Animani-act like you’re gonna win against these three
Even a chipmunk with less of a brain would say you can’t beat me
Alvin:
You stole from everyone, call you “The Animated Burglars“
Now you be looking like mutated rat assed perverts 

Animaniacs:
These Animatics are at it with their charismatic flow!  
Go back to Jason Lee, ‘cause we’re taking over the show!
Even Dave can’t stand you, so don’t bother
Yakko: We’re the best Wakko: beat the rest Dot: ain’t no others
Yakko:
You all should be ashamed, you’re gonna be ruined 
Wakko:
Stop eating so much Theodore, you’re getting bigger than the moon
Dot:
We’ve got the slapstick, the comedy- Wakko: and the voice so soothing 
Animaniacs:
‘Cause your rapping is way worse than your 2007 movie!

Alvin and the Chipmunks:
We sing and bring joy, you guys are past retro!
Your animation is even worse than your innuendo 
Alvin:
Let’s teach these freaks who can actually sing better
(Singing) We’re incredible, Simon: amazing Theodore: like the letters on our sweaters 
Alvin:
We can actually write songs with help from our producer
Simon:
I’m the smart one, so I can already tell you’re the losers
Theodore:
We’ll leave your animated asses looking like Disney rejects 
Alvin and the Chipmunks:
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot just got chipwrecked!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Alvin and the Chipmunks vs Animaniacs. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 44.

CANDY SUPER LOW DEATH IS LIFE 1

RUN IT feat.DK (prod. Riddick)

itsannachloem as Tracer
Mathew Swift as Scout
Beat by Hollywood Legend

Scout:
I don’t even know where to start with you!
Meet the Scout! Do ya know who ya talkin to?
I’m a Force A’Nature! This Cadet’s inept!
so she should stop right now and reTracer steps
I mean look at you! No health, no class, yet
a controversial bum is your only ass-et
So Blink and you’ll miss when I pitch a sick diss
Diva, there’s no way Gabe is gonna nerf this!
You better step back when I’m up to bat!
The Rap Assassin is running this track!
I’m a Fan O’War! I’m Ruthless, Babe!
Leave you more toothless when I smash your face
Just one pop of Bonk and I can almost fly
But you need an Orisa Teu-fortify
Tick tock, Oxton, I’m gonna clean your clock
Cuz I don’t want a limey time traveler when I call “Doc!”
 
Tracer:
I can’t Recall wanting to race you, dear
But you’ll get stomped now that the cavalry’s here!
You’re both seeing RED and feeling BLU
Coz you’re jealous I got a girl before you!
So prepare for this Blizzard, if I Mei
You shoulda Manned up, but you’re free to play!
So make like your gun and scatter or just
Go ahead and drop the chicken and eat my dust!
While I drop bombs that Pulse with rhyme
Like me, hon, you’re running out of time!
I’m going for gold, while you’re placed in bronze
Leaving me the next one to seduce your mom!
Cuz in a world where zeroes are your norm
You could use more Heroes to bring a Storm
I’m  rapping so fast, for you it’s bound to sound repetitive
cuz I’m not waiting ten more years for you to get competitive.
 
Scout:
Quit Ekkoing my style, I’m outta your League!
And I don’t need Lucio to drop dis beat!
Cuz I'm a Boston Basher, you're a British upstart!
Leave you wet and red, a second Tea Party, sweetheart!
 
Tracer:
Your whole life's a Crisis, but I'm blasting Bastions
All I see a-head for you's a life of trading fashions
I’d try to capture your flag, but let’s be real
Love, you’ve never had intelligence to steal
 
Scout:
Get to the point! Cuz by the end of this round
Your voice is gonna make me wanna speed past sound!
Someone else! Come put this elf back on her shelf!
How could you save Mondatta if you can’t save yourself!
 
Tracer:
Let’s try that again! Seeing RED... feeling BLU...
Didja get that feeling of deja vu?
Home run? What, you think you’re base-balling?
All you can do is strike out with Miss Pauling!

URBoF

Tracer vs Scout - URBoF #8

Rick Sanchez/Morty Smith: https://soundcloud.com/skeepremixcover
Dr.Fetus: https://soundcloud.com/thecodnerd-115

Written by: MasterSoulSilver 

Dr.Fetus:
When it comes to vulgar Scientists, let me give you a Bit.Trip
On who's rocking Portals in contrast of this Headcrab with censorship!
The most famous Villain from any Indie Game Ever Known
While you’re only relevant thanks to a failed Simpsons Cameo!
Ill like flu but as I'm Hatin’ your rap I will spit on that Love Potion 9
To Show a true Dark Ending of Worlds and see Morty Whine
Even if you win this M.Night you will still feel my Fist!
N´ Kill you and Flip you the Bird, person. WHAT A PLOT TWIST!

Rick Sanchez:
(Oh yeaah!)
Time to get Schwifty and leave this Factory even more-
Salty as I leave Mr.Poopybutthole like shit on the floor!
It's true that I appeared as a Cameo, but you live from them, Embrace
*Burp* ‘Cause I'm going Ricked Against this Fetus Face!

*Beat Stops*

Dr.Fetus:
But I AM a Fetus! That doesn't make sense

Rick Sanchez:
You know, a rap battle isn’t fun if you diss yourself.
Whatever, Morty Give me a Beat

Morty:
¡Oh man okay!

Rick Sanchez:
This Bitch I'm ‘bout to Bind, before your Rebirth; Abortion!
Don´t close encounter this Rickkind, or you´ll feel true Glitch Distortion
Ditch by the life, you look like a Jerry in Defiance
Shithead, beating you is not real Rocket Science!

Dr.Fetus:
Youseek Attention Whore, but you´re another Swim through Bad Adult Jokes
This Rick must be Crazy if he thinks he is in the Coax
Let´s go back in time, you want to have those Real Animated Adventures?
Parody, There's no solution when you sucked your Own Pilot for pleasure!

Rick Sanchez:
This Underdog must have mental problems to think so foolishly!
Flash-ing why you will never be in peaceful “Unity”
I know you feel alone, you should bandage from the joy-
Of Squanching Blood; so better stop Beating the Meat, Boy!

Dr.Fetus:
You´re soft, you care about Morty even if you Snub!

Rick Sanchez:
I “saw” that your rapping screams “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub”

Dr.Fetus:
Says the shitty Parody of Dr.Brown who´s only a dross

Rick Sanchez:
The real parody here is this Bowser PETA-type-Tofu-Boss!

Rick Sanchez vs Dr Fetus

Ridley
Here comes the Big Show! It’s Ridley, Believe it or Not!
It’s your Final Destination when I turn items off
Cuz it seems you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed
So dumb you can’t correctly write an L on your forehead!
I mean, really Waluigi, do you have a disorder?
Suck my Sac-urai, that’s a Nintendo Direct Order
Your fans are catching dysentery from your shoddy bandwagon
You can’t compare schlongs with the true Bad Dragon
I’ve got the Metroid Rhymes, the Primetime death cheater
Will yeet out the most disgusting grimey meth eater
Got that shroom nose lookin’ like a fungal infection
I’m going wah wah; now that’s the Ultimate rejection!

Waluigi 
Hey WAHt the heck man, you’re uglier than you’re mother
I’ll smack you with my Eggplant like a Super Slugger! 
I don’t need to be playable to strike a victory pose 
Because my dick was TOO BIG! for you Super Smash hoes!
Your games are more deceased than miiverse is
And your rap was way worse than me verses!
It's bedtime Ridley, so go and put on your pajamas
And continue dreaming of Negative One Suit Samus
Cuz who’s the weiner, it’s a Waluigi
Washed up like your series, hardcore and speedy
But when it comes to getting shotgun, I call dibs
And then I’ll grill you up, that’s a Metroid Prime Rib

Ridley
You may stalk Luigis, but have you Met-a Ridley?
Thinking you’re relevant, crotch chopping your own kidney
soon Ill be taking your place at every Mario Party
You'll just be chilling with your boyfriend; Wario Farty!
Ok purple smurf, now I’ll bust up your legs
And use your tennis racket to time travel and scramble your mom’s eggs
Your breath smells worse than pounds of some unsalted fish 
Fortnite’s got a better chance of being in Ultimate!

Waluigi 
You may be living it up now with tequila and back rubs
But hey man, at least I’m small enough to fit in a bathtub
And I’m using my Aces to win this shit like it’s blackjack
Ok, I might be a smurf, but purple is the new black!
I’d end this battle with a WAH, but thats been done before
Is Daisy Ridley playing soccer? I’m gonna Score. 
Call me Seinfeld; I hate you more than Shiny Charizard
I’ll crash into you with……… MY KART! (WAH WAH WAH)

Mega Hyper Rap Battles

Waluigi vs Ridley. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #3

Two trios of androids created by Dr. Gero go head to head in a Dragon Ball Rap Battle!

CAST:
B-Lo as Android 13
Jawshi as Android 14
Dusk as Android 15
MetalFireVA as Android 16
HyperJacob96 as Android 17
Peachy Leech as Android 18

LYRICS:

WELCOME TO DRAGON BALL RAP BATTLEZ
TODAY’S MATCHUP IS ANDROIDS 13, 14, & 15 VS ANDROIDS 16, 17 & 18
WHICH TEAM WILL COME OUT THE STRONGEST?
WE SHALL SOON SEE
3, 2, 1, FIGHT!

Androids 16, 17, & 18:
(17) Oh hey, it’s the rejects (16) The defectives of the bunch 
(18) Hey 15, you like to drink? (17) How about a little punch?
(16) Dr. Gero should’ve destroyed you when he had the proper chance
(18) Let’s finally dispose these freaks (17) Especially Mr. Trucker Hat
(18) No upgrade that you’ll have will ever match up to our level
(16) We’re the ones with more strength since we got the tougher metal
(18) Just one blast from our fingers and a whole city explodes
(17) You know these droids are going rogue, we are out of control
(16) You will be disassembled (18) You’re all uglier than Cell
(16) We’re the superior droids (17) Just in case you couldn’t tell
(16) It’s out with the old (18) and in with the new
(17) So you can go back with Red Ribbon, we can’t stand the likes of you 

Androids 13, 14, & 15:
(13) I never thought that I would see bigger clowns than 19
(15) Now I’ve heard of some rude teens (14) But you three are just obscene
(15) You really think you’re great because you got the higher numbers?
(13) None of y’all will survive (14) We are nothing like these others
(15) We’ll turn you to scrap metal (14) We will switch your modes to “Rest”
(13) You say that we’re weird ones? Just look at how 16’s dressed
(14) We’re built like tanks (13) with rhymes colder than the arctic
(15) I think the girl’s also defective cause she’s married to Krillin
(13) We had to get the job done when you kicked the Doctor’s head off
(15) You get sidetracked too easy, you guys suck at your jobs
(14) You think this is all a game? (15) You won’t win at this rate
(13) It seems these Androids are more useless than Android 8

Android 17:
Let me handle them myself, I think it’s time to power up
Listen here freaks, I’m gonna show you what’s up
Oh lookie here, another me, 

Hell Fighter 17:
now watch as your parts crumble

Both 17's:
As we merge together, prepare for double the trouble

Super 17:
Now more than I was before, absorbing your energy by the hour
Improved thanks to Myuu, now I have double the power
I make the world apocalyptic when the pits of hell start flaring 
I don’t even need to rap, I can kill you just by staring
My Super form is dope, yours is just a smurf on steroids
You know Super 17 is the best of all the Androids
Unlike you, I’m no puppet to Gero’s stupid ways
Let’s see if you can withstand my Super Flash Bomber rays

Android 13:
So you got a Super form? Big whoop! So do I!
Once I get rid of ya, Gero will be satisfied
14! 15! Let us also fuse to one!
And give TRIPLE the power to this damn son of a gun

Super 13:
Now I’m gonna leave you with another hole in your ass
Guess 13’s your unlucky number, prepare to feel my wrath
I punched Goku in the nads, broke Vegeta’s back like Bane
You? The Best Android? That’s not in my database
You are in for a wild ride on the S.S. Deadly Bomber
And the moment that it hits ya, you are for sure a goner
I suggest you leave this battle before your life gets in danger
Now go and live your boring life as a stupid park ranger

WHO SURPASSED WHO IN THIS FIGHT?
WHAT SHOULD THE NEXT MATCHUP BE?
THAT’S FOR YOU TO DECIDE ON DRAGON BALL RAP BATTLEZ

Androids Vs Androids - Dragon Ball Rap Battlez Season 1

Lyrics: 

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD
VERSUS
IRATE GAMER
BEGIN!


Irate Gamer:
Cowabunga! Time to beat this ugly dork from the past,
The ultimate duel of angry gamers has finally come at last!
You say I'm a copier of your show? Well, that's just damn absurd,
You are just an angry retard, you're not even really a nerd!
Your show is as lame as it gets! atleast mine has special effects
Ill take down this geek like G.I Joe took down the jets
I reviewed the worst games dude, your videos are simply a bore,
You have entered the Game Lab, now lemme give you a tour!
AVGN? doesnt even compare to the I.G
cuz this O.G is gonna make this has ben R.I.P
ET was something I reviewed before it was known,
I'll show you my robot Rob, He's as cool as a drone!
You wana duel with me? Ill make you my bitch in defeat!
since all you seem to talk about is the importance of skeet!
I'll Super Smash your hot wife, because you have all of my hate,
In other words, you little shit, YOU MAKE ME IRATE!
Angry Video Game Nerd:
YA know whats bullshiiit? Copy fuck farts like you,
Who think they can re create my show, and claim its something new!
Forget you man, lookin at your face makes me wanna hurl,
Just like Nintendo Power, You have the rap level of a girl!
Screw you, you're an anal bead covered in spit,
To make reviews of games you need to at least have some wit!
You need way more emotion to actually gain fans,
I have been making movies before you even had hands!
Bitch I'm a legend, I'll  cinemassacre your family,
you're just a troll-magnet, while i get all the flattery
Quit sittin around, jerking your Qbert on your NES
What kind of 25 year old fatass has never touched a girls' breasts?!?!
I'mma finish your ass like Legend of Zelda 2,
You are a solo douchebag trying to mess with my crew!
Angry Video Game Nerd don't forget it, I know you'll lose,
Because you love kissing my ass, just for a couple thousand views!
Irate Gamer:
Again, I don't copy you, how many times do I have to say it!?
I'll beat your ass and upload it, Hell, I'll even create a play list
Killing  you quick with wits, 
I don't need my fists, 
Whenever your name is said it just gets me pissed,
 you wanna battle with this? 
Just try and blits, 
I'll show this nerd some serious shit
I spit an aurora of hate bitch! I'll verbally rip off your balls,
Fuck your show man, once I'm famous I'll never give you any calls
So just shut the fuck up you twit, you will never beat me 
Your shitty rhymes were more repetitive than Ninja Turtles Three. 
Angry Video Game Nerd:
Here we go, it's time to take you back to the past,
to play the shitty games, like you, they probably suck ass
Your whole series should have ended before it even was thought of,
I'll shove my fist down your throat with my Nintendo Power glove,
Rolling rock your pets brains out, make you regret, and pout!
Hell if you even had a girlfriend, I would give her a shout
How can anyone give credit to a dude who steals original ideas
I would rather get shit on by a buffalo drenched in diarrhea.

Nostalgia Critic:
Prepare to get crushed by Channel Awesome
You're nothing but a Demo Reel, so proceed with caution
That Guy With The Glasses is here to kick both your asses
Shoot you piss holes with my pistol, abomination of assness
Here's a top eleven of why you suck with aplomb
Number one: you two SERIOUSLY overdrop the f-bomb
You've Doug your own grave, and now I Walker all over you
I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Angry Video Game Nerd vs The Irate Gamer. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 17

This was originally gonna be for Dustin's challenge in his server but I wasn't able to record in time. So enjoy this cover

Angry Video Game Nerd vs The Irate Gamer. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 17

Epic Rap Battle Parodies

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