EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
JOHN MARSTON!
VS
NIKO BELLIC!
BEGIN!

Niko:
I am the baddest of the bad in the Liberty City
You're a drunken cowboy, whose cousin doesn't like titties.
I can ride my motorcycles and my mega sports car
Massacring hospitals, you can only shoot up bars.
When you get home, your wife smacks you in the face
I can get a million girlfriends with my online dates.
*ring ring ring*
Hello?

Roman:
 Cousin, let's go bowling!!!!!

Niko:
For the last time, I don't want to go bowling!!

John:
Go back to Europe, you foreign prick
Or I will mess up your life, like I did Van Der Line's
I will stomp you with my boots, like I did with a cockroach
Go back in your little taxis, I'll relax on the stagecoach.
The Tw@ cafe, is the only twat you'll ever get
So here's one dollar, go ahead in...
You can't drive a car, or even a bicycle
Let alone four horses on a wagon, doing a pull.


Niko:
Cluckin Bell, Burger Shot, why don't you have both?
When the church bell rang, you got shot, what a joke
For god sakes you can't swim, what the hell man?
Your son Jack's a little pussy, can't even skin a damn elk.
Nobody likes you, you got betrayed.
Don't open the barn door, you'll get sprayed

John:
Stand over there, let's have a duel
You can't handle a gun bro, go back to school.
And your Roman Bellic? He is a damn retard.
24/7 he's always in the titty bar.
Doesn't matter though, I won this battle
Continue being poor, I'll ride my Saddler.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EEEEPIIIICCCCCCC RAAAAP BATTLE PARODIES!!!!

John Marston vs Niko Bellic. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 3.

Epic Rap Battle Parodies