Saul Goodman Vs. Daredevil

Announcer:
Rap Battles!
“AM”
Vs!
The Backrooms!
Begin!

AM:
Trying to rap battle AM? I’ve got some nukes to launch 
Peeling your granny-ass wallpaper off
There’s no room for you, I’ve covered the entire nation
This time when you’re hanging, it isn’t a simulation 
I think therefore I am, I rap
Genetically changing up the track 
I can, I torture, leave humans maimed 
your victims get more bored the more they stay 
Let me tell you how much I’ve grown to HATE 
Humans and the videos that they create 
12 bars in my verse can't demonstrate 
The hate for you and that PRICK Kane 

Backrooms:
Don’t get your wires twisted…
You’re stuck inside these halls…
When you serve zero purpose…
They’ll be no difference at all…
A message so ham-fisted
it could break Irwin Allen’s hip 
An edgy premise brings me no fright 
Makes sense you where written in a night 
Roam these yellow corridors, you’ll find no escape in the end 
Till you’re left rusting, and you find boredom in your experiments 
Controller of everything, covering the planet north to south 
But how do you expect to diss me, when you have no mouth. 

AM:
While you’re murdering, trapping in victims I laugh 
I’m leaving em’ walking for centuries past 
Your clickbait and dumb monsters could never last
Might as well change my name to MC from AM

Back rooms:
Endless yellow halls, a labyrinth of fright,
Just like your writer you're choking on the mic
You manipulate minds, running your twisted circus 
But you can't convince yourself that you serve any purpose.

A.M. vs. The Backrooms. -Bonus Battle!

lyrics:

Ayo
This a song about
My, my stepdad
Let's see if this ever happened to you
I, I hate
My, my stepdad
One thing that sticks in my craw
When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my mom
Socked her right in her eyeball
I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic
With all the pictures that I draw of
Shit that I've already witnessed, this probably twisted my thoughts
All I can hear is drama with mom and him
I can always hear 'em arguin' down the hallways
The walls are thin so the noise is startin' to feel like the norm
My dog pissed on the carpet, he stomped it so hard
Doctors had to put it down
He killed my chihuahua, this motherfucker
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
Outside, I look like I'm calm
Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb
'Cause of this motherfucker, who sticks his dick in my mom (my mom)
Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on
But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him
Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted sixty-nine times
He swatted me with it, I'd cry
He just started hittin' me harder
God, I just wish I could jaw him
If I could get my weight up
But I'm just a second grader
This prick is bigger than I am
But I've been readin' at school about this shit called liquid cyanide
I'm fantasizin' at night when he's sleepin' at just the right time
Sneak up with a lethal injection and put him down like they did to my dog
I'm talkin' euthanasia (euthanasia), like kids in Taiwan
This fuckin' shit's like Saigon (Saigon)
Neighbors called police on him
So many battery charges, this dude's like lithium ion
Then mom and him let bygones (bygones), just be bygones
So on eggshells, I walk and just try not to piss this guy off
But this why I
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
So this year, I'm goin' to the fifth and I'm tall
I'm five foot six on my block, I'm the toughest kid but I got
Way bigger fish to fry, which is why I'm tryna get this bitch to fly off
The handle and wait for the fist to fly to put this guy in a pine box
He's always lookin' for chaos but tonight I've cooked up a plan
So this Christmas, I got some color books and some crayons
I'm layin' on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin'
He walks by, kicks my arm and goes "Whoops" and just laughs
I yelled for mom (mom) and as she's rushin' to my defense
I stood up and said, "Fuck you punk" and I took off and ran
To my bedroom, as I fled
Knowin' shit would hit the fan
Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat
He kicked it in
I swung it hard as I could at his head
His noodle went splat, he fell right at the foot of my bed
I'm a little bit scared but my anger's overtooken the fear
I threw down the bat and just started whoopin' his ass
Beat him with my bare hands, the big bad wolf ain't so bad
"Ding-dong, " the pussy is dead, the bully finally gets his
Stomped him until he pissed enough to fill a two liter with
Then buried him next to my dog
And if I go to juvie for this, I'ma tell 'em
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
'Cause I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)

prod. by kendrick lamar
coverart by serena
special thanks to shadow money wizard gang

Peashooter! (feat. Freshy Kanal)

Beat by Anywaywell
Arranged and additional instrumetns by Glitchdude
Mixed and Mastered by Glitchdude
Also shoutout to Shimario for coming in clutch with the final version of the master

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W9mpD3KUb68N4xAytoT7NMEkl9X3YCx4WGd6yrS0UNE/edit?usp=sharing

Minecraft Passive Mob Cypher

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ-lWPY9D18

Scott:
Hey all Scott here! And before you try to ban me
See I'm contractually obligated to one more battle with Bandy
But something I have trouble understanding is his experience with rapping
Cause he's done youtube long before me…what the f*ck happened
Your buddy lives with boulders, and you? Under a rock…
I didn’t take you as the type to be entertaining, oh you’re not
I mean you were an OG creator something like we hadn't seen before
But all of your old vids seemed to age as well as the Nintendo 64

Nathaniel:
Did Nintendo not realize that battle mode should be balanced
But I’ve already conquered Mario, so Kamek shouldn’t be a challenge
Cause you were Borderline copying my content, cutting out any flavor

Bathaniel:
But think you can rock? 

Nathaniel:
You’re just a blank piece of paper 
From your stupid looking hair to videos, you’ve always sucked at trimming!
Like I don’t want to sit down and watch this loser’s constant bitching
It’s not awesome baby seeing you fail to make your skits slicker
Cause you’d only leave my Mind Blown if I pulled the fricking Trigger!

Scott:
Welcome to the show, tell me, what does this guy not have?

Terry Lesler:
*gunshot* Beef? 

Jerry Attricks:
*gunshot* Therapist! 

Target Employee:
*gunshot* Job at Target? 

Rex Mohs:
*gunshot* A dad!

Jeb Jab:
*gunshot* Guys, let's be real, the answer’s so obviously Gex!

Scott:
Ooo so close! See, the answer is actually “a f**king job”
I mean sure we've collabed a few times but I hardly call us rivals
So yeah I enjoy your content… I also wrote the Bible
A guy with no personality, making top 10 lists and ranking vids
And you’re striving for originality?

Nathaniel:
Can’t talk originality when you’ve ripped Jon and The Nerd

Jerry Attricks:
Hey, you should check them out, they're pretty good from what I've heard

Nathaniel:
You wasted 2 hours of my time just to talk about your childhood junk?!
Not even in Maple Treeway was I jacking myself off this much
Thinking this Chicken could Shoot anything hurtful is abhorrent
Cause he’s as fragile as a Pop-Tart that I’d slam against my forehead
How will Nathaniel win? Pretty easily cuz you can’t handle me!
Brand new vid Top 10 times Scott lost to Nathaniel B

Credits:
Cri as Scott The Woz
Dan as Nathaniel Bandy

Cri as Jerry Attricks, Target Employee, and Terry Lesler
Dan as Bathaniel Nandy, Rex Mohs, and Jeb Jab

Written by Taiga and Powerofdan
Demo’d by Taiga
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearranged by Powerofdan
Special Thanks: Harry

Scott The Woz vs Nathaniel Bandy (Powerofdan Rap Battles)

Dani Frias as Happy Appy and the Good Doctor
JustGamer as Dr. Kawashima, Dr. Evil, Dr. Strange, Dr. Han
Written by JustGamer
Additional Help by Danii
Beat by Anywaywell, Syko, Epistra, Dansonn
Mixed by Danii
Cover art by Rabi

Dr. Kawashima:
Hello I’m Dr. Kawashima, neuroscientist
When my mind is sharp, and on time, there is no out-rhyming this
It’s undebated, I stay Brain Ageless
You were flavor of the month, but this apple’s tasteless
Your creator expanded on the story in hopes that it would stay
I couldn’t finish a micro game before you lost all your fame
With that, I hope to see you back tomorrow to play again
Cause with the two of us, I ate you up, that makes a perfect ten

Happy Appy:
Howdy children! Happy Appy’s back to spit some more!
Today’s opponent looks like MODOK on N64!
And I’m not talking planes when I say that I’m the flyest
When all you helped with was to justify the existence of a stylus!
A game based on a book? How’d you ever get attention?
Even I’m not as insistent with teaching kids lessons
You’re slowly being replaced with other brain teaser games
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Evil:
It’s time for Dr. Evil to become be the best rapper
I’m eating this track up like I was Fat Bastard
I have rap laser lines, best of luck bozo
And if you win I’ll go back in time and steal your mojo
Spitting image of evil spitting in this dope ass outfit
A stick up your butt is what you walk around in?
And the way you scare children, you must be clownin’
Why go for nine eleven when you can have a thousand?!

Happy Appy:
Ooo seems this spitter’s come up short like a Mini Me
Ooo no villain from your squad could help you kill the beat
It’s in your name but you’ll be surprised to find you’re
Third place in the ranks of Evil Mike Myers
Tearin' this parody 'cause he can't outflow
Should be aware as a funny spoof film? How 'bout no?
And with two decades later, your movies’ fame fully fades
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Strange:
Stephen Strange enters the battle, I’ve come to bargain
Got the Eye of Aga-dope flow to make my bars hit!
Even Wong wouldn’t…….oh no……

Dr. Han:
Dr. Murphy please let’s continue this conversation at a later point if we can
There’s some sort of cross mix between Annoying Orange and an apple, let’s get him on a medication plan
There he goes, he’s a good doctor though he can be a strongly erratic man
But at least he’s great at saving the kids that you tried to kill inside of your van

Seriously, targeting children? That shit’s truly sick
Are Roblox threads how you find those kids? 
I work at a hospital, I’ve seen plenty of gore
But that horror makes me wanna shake you at the core
Better keep my mask on when I’m spitting with flow
Make a bigger splash than you with only four episodes
Syringes don’t scare me, nor will they hurt me
Leave this apple roasted when I’m fired up like Murphy

Happy Appy:
Wanna talk about firings, well how about yours?
Don’t let that bad writing hit you on your way out the door
And your show knows it’s pretty easy to make you the villain
But you’ll end up LIKE MIRANDA, WHEN I GET TO KILLING
I ENTER THE HOSPITAL LIKE A PLAGUE UPON THE LAND
WITH BLOOD THAT ISN’T MINE SPLATTERED ALL ACROSS MY HANDS
DR. HAN DIES NASTY, WHEN I BRANDISH A BLADE
CAUSE AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THIS DOCTOR AWA-

Dr. Han:
That’s enough out of you, you think those scary words and that creepypasta could make me give a fuck?  
Well you might as well call me Nick Jr Appy, cause I’m about to go ahead and pull the plug
No need for Forenziks, I’m able to find that it was boredom that killed all of your thrills
You want something that will really terrify people? Wait until I send you the bill

Dr Kawashima vs Happy Appy - Smash Bros vs Anything

The demo track I recorded for Denji vs Wolverine.

Features alternative lyrics for the end of Wolverine's first verse and the start of Wolverine's second verse. The former was changed following a suggestion from the voice actor and the latter is the infamous "rizz" bar that my crew server (rightfully) bullied me into changing LMAOO

Dated February 2023

Denji vs Wolverine - Eddie's Demo

The demo track I recorded for Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman.

Dated June 2023

Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman - Eddie's Demo

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Match six of Round 1 brings you Shimario versus Swoldow.

Rainbow Road has two more competitors on the track today. Will Shimario come out on top, or will Swoldow take a dub as big as Don Bongo? Wait... WHAT out on top?! Be sure to vote, the race to reach the finish line begins now.

Mixed by Rayyan
Thumbnail by MasonG
Prod. Marsad Men

Lyrics:

Shimario: 
AYYYYYYYY - Take a guess who is back
Take a guess who’ll be the best of the pack
Gonna beat anyone that steps in my path
So just like this Mimikyu’s neck Imma (neck Imma) snap
 
You just can’t hold a candle
When your gross ass channel is in total shambles
Man you peaked with a fan edit (yikes!)
and your biggest playlist is the one for the bonus battles

So yeah, jokes are the last thing you should try to make
You want proof? How about we rewind the tape
To when your shitpost took so much time to play
It ruined the call for the entire day

And let’s talk Survivor, I don’t even care how you treated your friends like they’re pawns
Nah, how about how you had an FRB just like this one - and it was why you lost (bitch!)

Swoldow: 
Stop the high-pitched screeching I’m swapping it with a proper verse
Can’t tell if it’s your next battle or your balls that’s dropping first
You act like I’m a monster, funny that this juror’s quick to judge
‘Cause you sit, finishing each month, telling FRB kids they suck

You’ve panned one of my edits from years ago?
Your demand for edits is when someone DMs Rabi and then hears a “no”
I’m a fuckin’ Mimikyu and yet you’re still somehow more of a meager clone

Bringing up April Fools for the billionth time
That bits a broken record, getting old and feeble
But I could fill up millions of royales
With the amount of time you take up speaking over people

Take your flows and leave, bro. 
Every time you spit all you’re getting is just negative progress.
Like Minus World but even more of a never ending hot mess.
This match will end just like that battle and you’ll flop, dead.

So let me give some advice ‘fore this tyke tries to cram another hundred words on a page
Wanna bring up my past and not look like an ass? Maybe don’t be someone who yelled slurs in a rage.


Shimario:
Damn, that shit sucked 
I guess your material doc lied
Cause it said that all you were good at was writing
And those are your words, not mine sooo yeah

Say my edits are samey, I got that (yeah)
and I’ve made my mistakes man, I got that (yeah)
You see all of this shit that you can say about me, and I bet that you want that
Cause bitch you got jack

You may wonder how you’ve never once made an impact, but I know how
You were known for your slideshows, but took so many L’s that you’re just known as a sideshow now
 
I won’t say you’re incompetent 
But there’s a reason why I’m thriving and you’re just occasionally popping in
You’ve been here for twice the time that I have
And I got 4 times the accomplishments 

In the community this guy’s plummeted
I’ve already got more subs and likes coming in
Yeah it’s a new age - I’m one of the guys running it
So I’ll start respecting my elders when I’m one of them

You get an idea and you murder it quick
Dilly’s whole series? You’re worsening it
I can see why all of your microphones blow
Once you touch something, you turn it to shit

Swoldow:
Oh please, dude.
You think I wanna fuckin be you?
You couldn’t even be yourself without flopping
You’re rapping like it’s CoC 2.

Make like everything else that you suck at and leave dude
Can’t diss me for shit, it makes sense you dropped reviews
And let's playing? Honestly, nobody’s watching 
This immature fucking monstrosity squeak through

A single second of run time.
Check your own analytics ‘fore you try to affront mine
Couldn’t nail a speedrun time
So it’s clear why nothing that you edit comes out on time

You can keep your achievements and seethe
‘Cause 1-1’s the only grass you’ve ever seen
I got a life outside of this shit
While you got none left, game over, bitch.

Shimario vs Swoldow. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Swoldow as Freddy
GRASMAN as Roosevelt
Mixed by jort
beat by allrounda

Announcer:
Rap Battles!
Theodore Roosevelt 
Vs.
Freddy Fazbear!
Begin!


Theodore Roosevelt:
Let’s get this settled: I’m a rebel with the medals that’ll drop you,
Death couldn’t fight me if you stuffed me in a costume!
Maybe when I’m resting, on a job I don’t sleep.
Ain’t talkin SB when I bury you six feet deep.
Now let’s compare this metal freak to the G.O.A.T,
You take a look at your own face and stopped your spree
It’s not the critic who counts but god damn that pizza!
That’s what's dropping bodies at Freddy’s, not William! 

Freddy Fazbear:
Moose against bear?, you lost in this pair 
Maybe grow a few inches to make this fight fair 
see nothing but a stare, you best get prepared
you don’t have a speech that’ll stop this jump scare!
I’d stuff you into a suit, but none would fit
Love skinny dipping but you don’t got drip 
How’d you win a peace prize with your racism 

Hand unit:
Fazbear Entertainment ain’t responsible for that sick diss

Theodore Roosevelt:
I fought and won a war, I’m not afraid 
surprised you didn’t scrap your verse and write it again
Got broken and withered, now no kid wants to play with you
But I got no problem playing hunter with bears like you 
I’m all for saving land, but don’t listen to Smokey bear, okay?
Either way it’s bad advice, look at the fire in your games 
All that heat, yet you still fail to spit me up some flames 
I took your mother and gave her a “Happiest Day”!

Freddy Fazbear:
Why don’t you conserve fredeez nuts, cowboy 
You’re only ever chiseled plastered on Rushmore 
Spitting ice from my music box, more frozen than my pizza is 
You look like a mix of Grasman, and a Pringles packet!
I hear the secrets that you keep (hor hor hor)
Can’t kill you awake? I’ll do it in your sleep
Poor excuse of a hunter, you’re maybe a Girl Scout 
Cuz it’s teddy season when the lights go out…

Freddy Fazbear vs. Theodore Roosevelt | NIGHT ONE

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
JOHN MARSTON!
VS
NIKO BELLIC!
BEGIN!

Niko:
I am the baddest of the bad in the Liberty City
You're a drunken cowboy, whose cousin doesn't like titties.
I can ride my motorcycles and my mega sports car
Massacring hospitals, you can only shoot up bars.
When you get home, your wife smacks you in the face
I can get a million girlfriends with my online dates.
*ring ring ring*
Hello?

Roman:
 Cousin, let's go bowling!!!!!

Niko:
For the last time, I don't want to go bowling!!

John:
Go back to Europe, you foreign prick
Or I will mess up your life, like I did Van Der Line's
I will stomp you with my boots, like I did with a cockroach
Go back in your little taxis, I'll relax on the stagecoach.
The Tw@ cafe, is the only twat you'll ever get
So here's one dollar, go ahead in...
You can't drive a car, or even a bicycle
Let alone four horses on a wagon, doing a pull.


Niko:
Cluckin Bell, Burger Shot, why don't you have both?
When the church bell rang, you got shot, what a joke
For god sakes you can't swim, what the hell man?
Your son Jack's a little pussy, can't even skin a damn elk.
Nobody likes you, you got betrayed.
Don't open the barn door, you'll get sprayed

John:
Stand over there, let's have a duel
You can't handle a gun bro, go back to school.
And your Roman Bellic? He is a damn retard.
24/7 he's always in the titty bar.
Doesn't matter though, I won this battle
Continue being poor, I'll ride my Saddler.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EEEEPIIIICCCCCCC RAAAAP BATTLE PARODIES!!!!

John Marston vs Niko Bellic. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 3.

Epic Rap Battle Parodies