Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1II5CaEKS6ghWX62845JCtVyu9RP6n85PSvqSYRMfhZc/edit
AlaskanSam as Giovanni
swizkii as Tom Nook
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo, GamingPlush64 and Dani Frias
Additional help from ThatTacoGod and Eddiefrb
Mixed by GlitchDude
Beat by Ihaksi
Thumbnail by Trakked
Hint for next battle: imma be real nothing else is super close to being done in terms of a new audio but maybe a video to an old battle within the month or so will be a thing???

Giovanni vs. Tom Nook

Happy Holidays yo.

Written & edited by: CreeperPasta
Mixed by: Masteredit
Light as: Santa Claus
MetaMachine as: Melchior
SpideyFam as: Gaspar
ShadowZel as: Baltazar

Santa Claus: (0:24)
Ho Ho Ho! Now let's get down to business!
I checked once, I checked twice. You're all three on my diss list
Now tell me, you group of misfits;
What are you gonna do y'all three against the almighty Father Christmas?
I've faced many challenges, but… The Three Stooges from the Bible?
Even Pepsiman was a better choice of a rival
You should take out your texts to write these new holy verses
"Play nice before I spit facts like your god gave people curses."

Three Wise Kings: (0:48)
Dashing through the snow, on a one-horse open sleigh
Our journey was interrupted by a man with overweight
Between the trespassing and allegations, I can't tell which is worse
Put aside the cookies and milk; you're gonna eat those words.
We follow a path for our lord and saviour in need
You claim to be a saint, yet you use Christmas for your greed
Children have to be nice just for pieces of plastic? Come on!
I've seen better delivery from a drone of Amazon
God told us he ain't happy with that factory of yours
I'm pretty sure nothing jolly is happening behind closed doors.
We're royalty, yet humble. Only blessed by our lord
Your biggest act presence is a fat, sweaty guy at the mall
You fill children with expectation, then bring socks and Poly Station
If I see you near my home, I'mma call the police station
Our gifts have more value than anything you have at your store.
Gold! Incense! Myrrh! Now tell us, what have you brought?

Santa Claus: (1:37)
I have presents within me! I have cheer, I have toys! 
You only targeted a baby, I focus on all the girls and boys
I also have a gift for you, is a piece of my wisdom too:
Next time, you should choose better at what kind of king you should listen to.
(Singing) Santa Claus, on his sleigh! Jingle all the way!
I'm celebrated worldwide, you only have Spain! (Only Spain? Wow!)
Yes, and guess what? We're not so different after all
From the letters, cookies, milk, even the fat guys on the mall!
You do what I've been doing for years! Oh my heavens!
Mrs. Claus! Heat the oven! We're getting served sloppy seconds!
I can go to all people's homes in just a couple of hours
These wizards disappoint me. Minus 10 points for Hogwarts
You follow a shooting star? You should fly away like Rudolf
Because my Christmas cheer can sure beat any trick you pull off

Three Wise Kings: (2:25)
We follow a shooting star, yet your future ain't looking bright.
Jingle the bell twice if you think you're playing Walter White.
When it comes to bringing the heat, you should shut your mouth.
Down below your floors, the North Pole is heading South.
You don't seem to taste the feeling. This Coke product was watered down
Since when it comes to the poor, Santa ain't coming to their town
That said, we've had enough. Let's put an end to this fight.
We wish you all a Merry Christmas, and of course, a good night!

Santa Claus vs The Three Wise Kings - Rap Assault!

Welcome to the final RBA of the month! In this explosive finale we have Bowser Jr. going up against Gideon Graves!

Kamren The Person as Gideon Graves
Snakebite126 as Bowser Jr,
Written by Serena
Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Special thanks to UBERocity

Gideon Graves:
Now I would never kill a child, aw who am I kidding
It’s gonna be a murder scene by the time I’m done spitting
Wanna be an adult? Well welcome to the club
Daddy won’t be able to protect you this time bub
Gideon Graves, on this beat I’m an ace
Everything that you say, just gives me a massive headache
Make this brief like your first appearance, I gotta run
Does you drowning in my flow give you flashbacks to F.L.U.D.D.
It’s been 19 years, and you haven’t developed
Aside from being more and more of a player repellent
Wearing a diaper on your head makes sense, you’re crappy
Princess Peach ain’t your momma but I’m for sure your daddy

Bowser Jr.:
Couldn’t find a woman to abuse so you rap battled a child
Nothing but insecurity behind that incel smile
Subspace isn’t big enough to hold the girls you’ve wronged
Turns out your whole plan was a Sex-Bob-Omb!
Junior (ayy) beats ya (ayy)
Loser (ayy) creep stare (ayy)
Better get prepared to meet the
Monster that lies behind the mask (woah)
You may think you’re a genius but I know that’s all for show
You couldn’t brighten up your future with The Glow
You had to turn into a monster for girls to find you sexy
And you had to cheat your way into Ramona…classy
Don’t need the Power of Love to beat you in this fight
Go to r/niceguys and post out of spite, yeah right
All I see is pain and anger behind those eyes, wow
It’s not my Bob-omb that’s blowing up right now

Gideon Graves:
That’s it you little shit! You barely got into Smash
Just so New Super Mario Bros U could get some cash!
I’m the man of every woman’s dreams!
All you know how to do is scream green beams
The power of love is nothing to the power of skill
I can read your thoughts like Todd, broken; will
You can’t paint your victory with a magic toothbrush
You’re just another mortal in my grasp I’ll crush

Bowser Jr.:
Man of every woman’s dreams? Are you dense?
You planted a chip in her head, how does that make sense?

Gideon Graves:
I’m legally not required to answer
With how short your legs are I’m surprised you can stand, sir

Bowser Jr.:
How about you calm down and get it together
It really doesn’t matter the difference whether
You’re a record label owner, or an evil supervillain
You winning this battle is just a superstition

Gideon Graves:
Quiet down child, really think you can break me
Half of your appearances have straight up been 2D
Now on this beat, is the space you shall lie
I guess right now was a convenient time to die

Gideon Graves Vs Bowser Jr. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. Kamren The Person and Snakebite126)

Fun is Infinite vs Who Are You Running From - Fightmarker Cover by Trakked

The final demo track I recorded for duck vs goose
Dated February 2022

The Duck Song vs Untitled Goose Game - Eddie's Demo

Battle Royale of the iconic Movie Directors!

GetSlayedTV as M. Night Shyamalan
Mat4yo as Ed Wood
Froggy7771 as Tim Burton
Stofferex as Alfred Hitchcock
WoodenHornets as Peter Jackson
Justin Buckner as Stanley Kubrick
VideoGameRapBattles as Steven Spielberg

LYRICS:
M. Night Shyamalan:
Welcome to the Village! Shyamalan's about to bring some lyrical gore
You've got no talent, Eddy, go back to fighting in the war!
Call me Oliver, because I'm filled with plot twists,
No one liked your shit, at least i've made some well-known flicks!
Your films are just fake and dull, while my films are "Unbreakable"
Your name is lost among others, while M. Night is un-mistakeable
My Sixth Sense is telling me that I'm gonna leave your ass beat
Just like your dresses, you never should've crossed me!

Ed Wood:
I'll pull the string, release the buffalo herd, banish you to Khaskhabar
Shove your curry down your throat for more than ruining Avatar!
I figured with a sixth sense, you would know when to stop
Hell, You've made so many flops, you should start working at iHop!
"I see dead people", and it's all your fans
I have a sinister urge to kick your ass to space, that's my 9th plan
If you criticize my work, I'll have to fight M. Shyamalan
Now get the hell of my set! Lights, Camera, Action!

Tim Burton:
Shut the hell up, Wood! You're only known because of me
I'm the grittiest, darkest, demented director you'll ever see!
I'll cut you up like Scissorhands, and slice you like Sweeny
And When I'm done, there'll be no one to sew you up like Frankenweenie
Shyamalan, be quick and get gone! Give us "signs" you won't come back!
I'm gonna kick your ass so fast, with a Danny Elfman soundtrack!
WILLY WONKA? DARK! PEEWEE HERMAN? DARK! JOHNNY DEPP IS MY BITCH
WHY DON'T YOU TWO GET OUT OF FILM AND SUCK MY BLACK AND WHITE DICK 

Alfred Hitchcock:
Black and White dick? How bout you suck a Hitch...cock
The Master of Suspense has come to show you what he's brought
I'm a killer on the mic, might as well call me Psycho
Your makeup may be white, Tim, you aren't so bright though
I'm suffering from a vertigo at the fact you're all employed
"Alfred Hitchcock presents" 3 Amateurs get destroyed
Wood, I'll eat you like the birds, you're a failure since birth!
And Shyamalan, your rhyming is worse than your movie After Earth

Peter Jackson:
After Earth? Please, I'm the God of Middle Earth
And my movies make more money than all 4 of you are worth
If you think you could stand a chance against me you're terribly wrong
Because in not too long, I'll make you fall harder than King Kong
I've seen all of your works, and it makes me "Brain Dead"
I just might die of renal failure...like Alfred!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS! I've already gained my victory!
Hell, I make nerds wet their pants more than Stan Lee!

Stanley Kubrick: "Stanley? no...."

HERE'S STANLEY!! I'm gonna hit you harder than a Kubrick
Afred you can't do shit, and Burton you just make me sick
Beating me will be clockwork, because I'm always Shining!
Call me the Prince because i based my work off of The King!
Jackson, your movies are clearly of "Bad Taste"!
But not as disturbing as the sight of M. Night's face!
I'm The Shining star of the directors, listen to what i've said!
I'll trap this mission like my name was Hal 9000 and leave you all for dead!

Steven Spielberg: "I'm sorry Stan, I'm afraid i can't let you do that..."

The God of film making has come to show up you wannabes
My rapping is out of this world, I'm like an MC ET
Hear my roar! I'll kick your ass out of the park, jurasically
I'll be adventuring like TinTin, and massacring you drastically
I'll show you some jaws, when I'm murdering with these words
This Battle's like Private Ryan, except nobody's saving you nerds
You'll never experience this honor again, so Catch me if you can
None of you had a chance before this battle began

M. Night Shyamalan vs Ed Wood. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 44.

YT Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIJSVWSi_VE

Dr. Dee as Niko Bellic

Evava as Nico Yazawa

Majora as Roman Bellic (cameo)


Niko Bellic
I’m the baddest of the bad, in Liberty City  
You’re a clumsy school girl who doesn’t have titties
I walk into clothes stores, and now, I look cool
Massacring hospitals, you can only sing at schools
Now listen here, you fucking bitch, I got a lot on my plate
I have a million girlfriends from my online dates
(Roman) Cousin, let’s go bowling (Niko) I DON’T WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING (Roman) Aww…
But you can tell that I’ll be flowing (DAYUM)
Japan’s idols are lame, we’ve got Tupac in Serbia
He’ll return Kosovo to us, and then we’ll watch you squirm, yeah
You may give people headaches, but at least I get more head
While your anime’s for losers who can’t get no street cred

Nico Yazawa
Go back to Europe you foreign prick
Your shit game is so buggy it makes me sick
You may have guns, but we got a lotta heart
Our music and friendship, will tear you apart
The Tw@ Cafe is the only twat you’ll ever get
So here’s one dollar, go fuck yourself bitch
Your poopy sputnik bars can’t compare to my melodies
I’ll mess you up worse than your relationship with Melanie
(Niko) You mean Michelle? (Nico) Shut up, bitch, I didn’t say I was done 
I am God, pull my gun, pop pop just like COD
Compared to John Marston you’re just a loser and a fraud
You and your cousin can go eat Cluckin’ bell cock

Niko Bellic
I may be a criminal, but I do what I gotta do
To survive in this city, where the weak don't pull through
While you’re just a bitch, and those raps, damn, you choked
My left nut and right nut, why don’t you have both?
Your album for five dollars I’m not gonna spend
Why the long face, Nico, is it just because I ran over your friends?
Now draw, too late, you’re dead, there’s a new sheriff in town
Just one tip, don’t go to your high school, or you’ll get SPRAYED BY COWS

Nico Yazawa (Speaking)
…Prepare to get pwned by a 17-year-old, prepare for a singing verse by a 17-year-old

Nico Yazawa (Sung)
I’ve had enough of you bitch, it’s time to turn up the heat
And once it’s turned up I can destroy you on the beat
I’ve got my tunes rollin’ up and I’m leaving you weak
Just another Bellic cousin to give the reaper a meet
Cause Japan’s taking over, you’re in the fog
You’re weak, you kiss up to Russia, and your president is a frog
Against our Unbalanced Love, you will always face defeat
If there was a god of singing it would definitely be me (haha)

Epic Rap Batles - Season 2

Niko Bellic vs Nico Yazawa - Rap Battle (feat. Dr. Dee and Evava)

YT Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIv-aJHgkCQ

Light_IWNL as Ice Cube

Brodecai as Eazy E

Violent Remark as Dr Dre

WoodenHornets and YDGeon as BTS



Ice Cube:
FUCK THE POLICE, COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
WE’RE BOUT TO SHOW THESE FEMBOYS HOW WE DO IT DOWN TOWN
YEAH WE’RE THE (All) SPITTAS WITH ATTITUDES 

(Ice Cube) Bout to kick your butts!
(Eazy E) Why is it when you guys dance, you always touch your nuts (what!)
(Dr Dre and Ice Cube) You can’t be startin’ with Ice Cube and Dre
(Dr Dre and Ice Cube) Cause you wearin’ that lame hairstyle like you are really gay (damn)
(Eazy E) I’ll kick you in your K-Pops (Dr. Dre) and I’ll shoot you with my gauge (yeah)
(Eazy E) Seven suckas dead, (all) LA Times front page


BTS (0:37)
(All Members Singing)
🎶We got nothing but love for NWA🎶
🎶But we’re gonna show you today (yeah!)🎶
🎶We know you paved the way for hip hop 🎶
🎶But now we’re here to take the top (WOO!)🎶

BTS (All Members)
🎶You act like your crap ain’t outdated as shit🎶 (🎶yassss🎶)
🎶No one wants to hear music about pistol blicks🎶 (🎶ooooo🎶)
🎶And not your big dicks (🎶boing🎶), nor your big weed habits (🎶oof🎶)🎶
🎶We’d rather tune in to that white boy, B-Rabbit 🎶(🎶yeaahhhh!🎶)
🎶We're a phenomenon, breaking records left and right🎶
🎶Keep having your attitude while we’re the ones shining bright!🎶 (🎶ooooooo🎶)
🎶And what’s with that name, Ice, 🎶 That’s Really Gayyyyyyyy~ 🎶
🎶And we read your songs, Eazy, that shit gave us AIIIIIIDS~ (Eazy) Now that’s not-
🎶We didn’t say that we were finished, somebody call the Doctor🎶
🎶These rappers making everybody deaf with their songs, sir🎶
🎶(Jimin) He sucks off the Shady (J-Hope) Well you know what they say
🎶(Jungkook) N.W.A.? More like N.W.Gay. (Suga) GOOD ONE JUNGKOOK!)

NWA (1:20):
(Ice Cube)Yeah, your boys are kinda cute but bitch, I’m not going to stare
(Ice Cube) Parental Discretion is Advized (all) when we rip out your hair
(Dre) You’re sounding Quiet on the set, Jung, where’s your autotune?
(Eazy) Cuz without it, god damn homie, but your voice sounds like doo doo
(Dr Dre) Your songs might be catchy, (Yella) but they lack the realness
(Arabian Prince) And our rhymes hit hard, (MC Ren) we don't need no fake sweetness
(Dr. Dre) 90 million fans? (Eazy E) God damn, looks like a world record
(Ice Cube) Now go back to your boot camp, let them give you a lecture

BTS
🎶We know about NWA🎶
🎶And their legacy, their fame, all the fans to their name🎶
🎶But in this game, we’re the ones who reign; get out of our sight🎶
🎶Or we’ll fucking explode you like it’s Dynamite🎶
🎶Prince, Yella, Ren, just a bunch of niche turds🎶
🎶I can make a better song when I take a bunch of turds🎶
🎶Our music’s universal, there’s no way that you’ll be stoppin’🎶
🎶Now I suggest we send these homies straight back to Compton🎶

BTS vs N.W.A. - Rap Battle (multiple features)

As our second installment for Barbminheimer weekend, we are proud to present to you Nintendo's fearless, persistently lost little guy, Captain Oliamr, against renowned actor, Nic Cage! Is everything as it seems though? Enjoy!

CAST:
Zawesome as Nic Cage
Mr. Tibbs as Captain Olimar
Mr. Tibbs as The IRS

LYRICS:
NIC CAGE:
I’m Nic Cage, flows insane, I spit Crood, Ghost Rider
Movie gold got, they sold lots, I’m so cool…. Ghost Rider
I’ve read up on your people, they have a passion for treasure
But don’t try bring me to Hocotate cuz I’m a National Treasure
However, I’m not greedy, people wanna see me, especially ones so teeny
Teeny weenie when they see me with babes in bikinis, makin’ dollar, Don Barzini
Top dog, I go raw when I blaze y’all like “DOO DOO”, gone in a second
Don’t need more to leave this vegan dead and wrecked and
Firstly, did I say I’m Nic Cage, I’m so sexy, secondly
I’m stealing this battle like a Chihuahua, allegedly
Fuck Kathleen for that she made herself an enemy

CAPTAIN OLIMAR:
I’m too busy smokin’ fat doobies
A dream blunt rotation between me and my boy Louie

NIC CAGE:
I thought this would be a breeze, but he’s deflected me with ease
Maybe I should bring up Pikmin 3, but he wasn’t really in Pikmin 3
Maybe bring up the Gamecube or how his third game flopped on the Wii
No, that’s not true! Also that’s the U, not the Wii!

THE IRS:
Mr. Cage, sorry to interrupt, please step into my office
I was looking at your tax reports, I’m noticing some odd losses
So we have a few things to discuss, I’ve got your W-2, 1099
Your 1098 and there’s a few question on my mind
Such as how is it that a man who’s worth 45 million in assets
Acquire all these bad debts, let’s get down to brass tacks
You own 15 houses and 22 vehicles
Including 9 Rolls Royces and I guess a T Rex Skull
You owe a lot in back tax
So do what it takes to get stacks
Fast cash to get in the black
That’s a Tax Lien back

NIC CAGE:
Come on man, cut me some slack, I was almost the Man of Steel!
What about him, he owes money! 

THE IRS:
You know he’s also not real, so

CAGE:
Face off? 

THE IRS:
Mine now. 

CAGE:
Con Air? 

THE IRS:
Belongs to me.

CAGE:
That can’t be, what about Speed? 

THE IRS:
Well that was Keanu Reeves but
Yea, that’s what we call paying what you owe
Don’t try to run or hide, the government always knows
So get your over acting ass back to acting trashy indies
Use that family name of yours to pay us back those millies
And the paper trail was obvious, I mean, dude, what did you think?
That we just let Hollywood elite get away with tax fraud? wink

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Musiclide

Captain Olimar vs Nic Cage | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

Mancha as Ferris Bueller (Audio)
Zander Peers as Nagisa Shiota

Written by: 
Freshy Kanal, Vivian, Zander Peers & Adam

Beat by:
Hollywood Legend

Thumbnail Art by:
Boris

Nagisa Shiota: 
Cancel all your appointments, Ferris, it’s time to take action
Rapping? I’m leaps and bounds ahead of what you’re tracking
Your whole day planned can’t pass my knife’s movements
I’ve taken on my teacher, I can stab a slacker student

Ferris Bueller: 
And that, audience, is how you don’t spit a verse
So why not take a day off rapping? You seem pretty overworked.
Being trapped with the burden of committing teacher slaughter
And also your mother wishing that she would of had a daughter. 
No matter how hard you study, at the end I rule the poll.
This middle school kid’s songs could barely top High School Musical
No self-esteem like Cameron, you’re better off if you go.
If I wanted to fight a weeb Hitman, I’d go and see Ayano.

Nagisa Shiota:
Try to impress me with that verse? I know what you’re like
Faking sick to skip school and faking sick on the mic 
You’re a whiny child, Ferris. Soft like Argyle, Ferris
You’re crashing in this fight like you were removing miles, Ferris
I’m above this sociopath who thinks he’s a big deal
Your monotonous lines bore me, now that’s a Ferris wheel. 
But here’s your next try, maybe don’t act so peaceful.
It wouldn’t be the first time you’re failing at sequels.

Ferris Bueller: 
If you’re here ‘cause of bloodlust, you can eat my car’s dust.
Fighting me’s like suicide, you’ll just fail and combust
I’m famous, my wit and sass makes me loved around the nation.
Pardon my french, but you’re the ass of assassination.

Nagisa Shiota: 
Dude, update your settings on what you offer to tell
Does it ring a bell? You're repeating yourself!

Ferris Bueller: 
Losing to an emoji doesn’t make you seem like a man
But figuring out what your gender is is the hardest exam.

Nagisa Shiota: 
You’re too clean for this battle, pulling lines with a ruler.
I’ll stay waiting for a good verse like:

Buller’s Teacher: 
Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?

Ferris Bueller:

The next moon on noon will be your ass I kicked, like I did with all the personnel.
So return to your assassin goons and tell em 3E took the L.



Hint for next battle:
Fruity Freakouts

Ferris Bueller vs. Nagisa Shiota - Rap Battle!

Another one. Which of these strategists will reign supreme?

garbageGothic as Momo Yaoyorozu
King Mewtwo as Joseph Joestar
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend
Thumbnail by Mancha
And written by me!

Momo:
A natural leader's here to deal with Lisa Lisa's troubled pawn
It looks like I could wrap this fight up with a bubble wand
This foe's a faux gentleman, who claims he's unafraid
But when he's in danger, decides to run away
You can't go ham on beats, despite your controlled breathing
My equipment and quick wit make any foe's hope fleeting 
Just know that I'm used to sending weapons over words
So I'll have nothing to fear when you go for your verse

Jojo:
Won't have a stalemate with this jailbait, spitting limp flow after limp flow
Making arms from eaten food, your arsenal's a shitshow
Tried to watch your show but your exposure turned me off
You're stuck in this foe's shadow, like when you lost your tourney slot
I've shot Kars into space, your achievements look fewer
The only streak you've got going's when you strip for the viewers
This loss'll stick like a grape ball, as I surpass your limits 
Next you'll bring up my gimmicks but I'm still gonna win this 

Momo:
You're the predictable one, since I knew of your gimmick
You know what I'll say next, but will you admit it?
Giving Golden tips, I'll spill the tea let's acknowledge this 
Got the face you deserved, aged worse than your politics
You've been a sexist bigot since your daughter got married 
And since that fluke in part 2, in most fights you've been carried
You cheat everyone from your worst foe to your lover
Maybe peep your bars next time instead of your mother

Jojo:
Yeah I've done stuff I'm not proud of but the fact is
That words are what I used to get out of those patches
I'll spit colder than an air vent, since you don't have Jiro
Can't make it out of this fight, don't try being the hero
And I'm a bigot? I've fought crooked cops since the 30s
While you're a glorified narc afraid to get your hands dirty
I recommend you leave this fight, my win is set in stone
Though you've spoken far more here than in any episode

M. Night Shyamalan vs Ed Wood. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 44.

Epic Rap Battle Parodies

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