sad they deleted it, Tho this cost a big drama in the rap battle community years ago. At least they made up and back together!

GamingPlush64 + Larry: GamingPlush64
Jim Henson: Cri
Kermit: JustGamer
Written by: King Mewtwo, JustGamer
Additional Writing Help: MetaMachine
Mixers: GlitchDude
Beat by: Anywaywell
Cover Art by Rabi

GamingPlush64:
What’s up losers, it’s GamingPlush64
of GP Rap Battles, here to settle the score
Gainst’ an adulterer who left his kids ignored
Tried to be risque but then ratings hit the floor
Brought your ideas to the modern media but you couldn’t do the same
Cause the only “development” your characters have is a ‘The’ after their name
Took your one Oscar award and left in the home of the Grouch
I mean, if you asked me, I’d say all your ideas deserve to be thrown out
Easily take down the biggest annoyance on TV since Max Headroom 
If you’re the world’s greatest puppeteer, then fly me to the fucking moon. 

Jim Henson:
I’m a man of love, you made a month off of games you hated
Too bad that was the only time your content was consistently created
Stop making lines so wordy, and fix up the right flow for this fight
‘Cause now it’s time to raise the curtain on your final show tonight! 
I’m the start of your industry, planted the seeds for Sesame
While your Nintendo licensed puppets live in the shadows of Jeffy
Don’t test me, you started off your career as a Cute Mario Bros wannabe
But nowadays you more so resemble Epic Crap Battles of Puppetry
This kid really got upset about being ranked above Dustin and Eddie
But even my lowest of lows still managed to earn me an Emmy
I’ve fought through tougher times, your words do not harm me
And you can join my Oscar in the garbage, along with your ARG

GamingPlush64 and Larry the Lorekeeper:
Shit, I kinda fucked up there. Father! What must we do?
Please, this guy’s more brittle than a Boron Atom, there’s no way I could lose
Dad’s a rap battle pro, so you know he’s got the rhymes to end ya
Now we’re gonna spit it sick...like a case of influenza
There’s no way Henson’s stepping to me, when he’s softer than he was in ERB 
Your whole schtick is “What would happen if Jeff Dunham went and gave up on comedy?”
My ARG failed but looking at you on SNL, even I wouldn’t do that shit 
Created monster puppets to hide the real monster, that’s what the point of the mask is
Now you’re in my library, so I won’t take any of your jabbering
A Lorekeeper, but even I can’t get that maze of a story that’s Labyrinth 
But hey, we’re both fathers, though there’s something I gotta mention
At least my kid isn’t competing against my work for some attention

Jim Henson and Kermit:
Careful Pat, now your puppet won’t be only one to get “hands-on”
Me up against this copycat? He has no legs to stand on!
This frog’s hopping onto this track, going off like you’re the Cookie Monster
Can only sound depressed in your roles? This Kid really is a Goner…
I still get serious without rebranding from PG, there’s no topping me 
It’s not easy going green for you, just check ERBoBotany 
This Bad Boy doesn’t deserve a Halo, we won’t be seeing him later
Cause he’s been turned to a ghost, like his SFM animators

GamingPlush64 vs Jim Henson - FRB vs. Anything

Monika : garbageGothic 
Rob : Stark Media / The Monarchy)

Written by Kamren
Additional help from MetaMachine and Psytube
Beat Prods : Epistra and Jurrivh
Thumbnail by JK03 
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

RAP BATTLE

MONIKA

VS

RO-RO-RO (Announcer glitches, fading out)

Rob :
Oh great, he's glitching out, but I guess it doesn't matter
'Cause regardless of Act 2 or your future verse, you'll remain the bigger Disaster
I may have been left where the world forgot but I would never side
With a manipulator changing her class's code, another controller I'll wrecktify
Whatever beef this vegan has, I'll bite
More out of loop than Sarah's ships come to life
Didn't cost a Penny to push you over the ledge
Natsuki’s concerns are making more sense (cents)
Call you Gumball, lady knows everything yet still such a dunce
How is it someone self aware couldn't figure out she was gonna get cucked
By her own crush? Makes me another MC that's stopping ya
Went from saying "Just Monika" to it being Just... Monika
This virus's peak is gaslight?
Stomp out an AI in this fight
When I make unlike the BBC
Dropping the beat on DDLC
Getting arrested delayed my schemes
Getting a rest for you meant going to sleep
Throw in four years to revitalize
Yet the script gave your Boyfriend a different Senpai
Destroyed your friends and everything he loved
All because you weren't the option to get dumped?
For a plot this fishy, Darwin's less watered down 
Forget trash cans, I'm taking recyclables out

Monika :
Every day, I imagine a future of me and you
Debating in song, just know this ain’t my debut
‘Cause in this world, the roles for you are limited
Don’t want to wreck this up? Listen to my writing tips

Hey! Welcome to the Club! I hope you don’t mind
But we just don't have enough room for a child of Frankenstein
Evil 'cause all the options were marked off
No wonder he's got one eye, Rob's a self-serving cyclops!
Before you became the Void's static, you were always void and static
I know how to make my man whole, you keep falling down manholes
Even when he turned me down, I took the rejection despite my pleas
All it took was the slightest annoyance to make bananas your worst enemy
Thinking you were making cuts like Yuri but you're still treading on thin ice
I only need to bring up William to show that you're not as fly
Hid in a basement with amnesia, so here's some food for thought
Your writers were smoking Molly when bringing you back into the plot
Had a mental crisis after the only friends you wanted rejected you
Yet still only the second stalker the Wattersons had said no to
And here you are on your high horse, gawking about morality?
I don't need to change your code, you've already got two personalities

Rob :
Touche, though with what's within your files, Libitina needs some rewrites
Dan will probably patch it out and give you a Project L in hindsight
You've got as much substance as Rachel and I know exactly how you get taken out
Except it's not on a date, but kept unnoticed in the background
Don't you get it already? If not, allow me to set the mood
Your Reality exists to break the 4th wall and people still don't love you!
I think I closed my case on this emotional, ticking time bomb
The last thing left is watching your sorrow once the battle finally turns off

Monika :
Ben gave you an extra dimension and you think you're so better?
The only PHD you major in is Dr.Home-Wrecker
Tried to paint the future in your vision and got reduced to zero
Only to come in at the end like "It's time to be a fucking hero!"
SuperIntendent loses to a President, ain't that a cinch?
Ever since you caught Joe's mama, any chances of winning slipped!
Your happy end has more holes in the wall than the police in your town
Seems your film took after Sayori, it knew how to keep us hanging around

Monika vs Rob - Rap Battle! (ft. garbageGothic, Stark Media & The Monarcy)

WoodenHornets as Charlie Chaplin
Light as George Lopez

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
GEORGE LOPEZ
VS
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
BEGIN

George Lopez:
Hey there chap, welcome to the George Lopez show
It’s time to see who’s the better comedian, bro
My show inspired the humor with generations decades to go
I heard you’re a-turd to sound, so I hope you enjoy my flow
I’ll ship this Woman back to Paris because you’ll never best me
What’s that smell? Something’s silent but deadly?
If I can take on Michael Jackson, then I sure can take on thee
If there was a biopic on who killed you, I’d be the main lead

Charlie Chaplin:
I’ve been ruling the silent film era, your show is not amazing
This stache says it all, I’ll dictate this battle greatly
A battle’s what you fancy? Well, I’ll make your stomach grumble
What’s even your race? Is this George of the Jungle?
ABC? More like LGB, I know you’re gay
So why don’t you haul your racist ass back to LA ?
I’ve got no hats off to you, if you try to diss me
You’ll no longer be a life “liver” cuz I’ll make this “kid-knee”

George Lopez:
Nobody watches silent anymore, it’s all about the sound
What’s that in your pants? I think I’m making Charlie Brown
I met up with Oona O’ Neill, and I made that bitch kneel
Your other wives were my Lo Rida, making me squeal

Charlie Chaplin:
“Why You Crying?”, George? Is it because I’m just better, sir?
When it comes to actors, the better Lopez is Jennifer
When I start Charlie Stabbin you, it’ll be black and white bleed
Your role in Sharkboy and Lava Girl was quite shocking indeed

George Lopez:
I’ll steal this victory like your corpse, you wretched little scamp
Look at all your wives, your life’s been ladies and the tramp

Charlie Chaplin:
You look like Guillermo Rodriguez got a few inches taller
So take a step into my museum, hope you enjoy the “color”


WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *projector reel falls apart* BATTLE PARODIES

Written by: WoodenHornets, DeeNV, Investigateur

Charlie Chaplin vs George Lopez

The demo track I recorded for Toothless vs Pikachu.
Dated August 2022

Toothless vs Pikachu - Eddie's Demo

YT Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIJSVWSi_VE

Dr. Dee as Niko Bellic

Evava as Nico Yazawa

Majora as Roman Bellic (cameo)


Niko Bellic
I’m the baddest of the bad, in Liberty City  
You’re a clumsy school girl who doesn’t have titties
I walk into clothes stores, and now, I look cool
Massacring hospitals, you can only sing at schools
Now listen here, you fucking bitch, I got a lot on my plate
I have a million girlfriends from my online dates
(Roman) Cousin, let’s go bowling (Niko) I DON’T WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING (Roman) Aww…
But you can tell that I’ll be flowing (DAYUM)
Japan’s idols are lame, we’ve got Tupac in Serbia
He’ll return Kosovo to us, and then we’ll watch you squirm, yeah
You may give people headaches, but at least I get more head
While your anime’s for losers who can’t get no street cred

Nico Yazawa
Go back to Europe you foreign prick
Your shit game is so buggy it makes me sick
You may have guns, but we got a lotta heart
Our music and friendship, will tear you apart
The Tw@ Cafe is the only twat you’ll ever get
So here’s one dollar, go fuck yourself bitch
Your poopy sputnik bars can’t compare to my melodies
I’ll mess you up worse than your relationship with Melanie
(Niko) You mean Michelle? (Nico) Shut up, bitch, I didn’t say I was done 
I am God, pull my gun, pop pop just like COD
Compared to John Marston you’re just a loser and a fraud
You and your cousin can go eat Cluckin’ bell cock

Niko Bellic
I may be a criminal, but I do what I gotta do
To survive in this city, where the weak don't pull through
While you’re just a bitch, and those raps, damn, you choked
My left nut and right nut, why don’t you have both?
Your album for five dollars I’m not gonna spend
Why the long face, Nico, is it just because I ran over your friends?
Now draw, too late, you’re dead, there’s a new sheriff in town
Just one tip, don’t go to your high school, or you’ll get SPRAYED BY COWS

Nico Yazawa (Speaking)
…Prepare to get pwned by a 17-year-old, prepare for a singing verse by a 17-year-old

Nico Yazawa (Sung)
I’ve had enough of you bitch, it’s time to turn up the heat
And once it’s turned up I can destroy you on the beat
I’ve got my tunes rollin’ up and I’m leaving you weak
Just another Bellic cousin to give the reaper a meet
Cause Japan’s taking over, you’re in the fog
You’re weak, you kiss up to Russia, and your president is a frog
Against our Unbalanced Love, you will always face defeat
If there was a god of singing it would definitely be me (haha)

Epic Rap Batles - Season 2

Niko Bellic vs Nico Yazawa - Rap Battle (feat. Dr. Dee and Evava)

YT Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIv-aJHgkCQ

Light_IWNL as Ice Cube

Brodecai as Eazy E

Violent Remark as Dr Dre

WoodenHornets and YDGeon as BTS



Ice Cube:
FUCK THE POLICE, COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
WE’RE BOUT TO SHOW THESE FEMBOYS HOW WE DO IT DOWN TOWN
YEAH WE’RE THE (All) SPITTAS WITH ATTITUDES 

(Ice Cube) Bout to kick your butts!
(Eazy E) Why is it when you guys dance, you always touch your nuts (what!)
(Dr Dre and Ice Cube) You can’t be startin’ with Ice Cube and Dre
(Dr Dre and Ice Cube) Cause you wearin’ that lame hairstyle like you are really gay (damn)
(Eazy E) I’ll kick you in your K-Pops (Dr. Dre) and I’ll shoot you with my gauge (yeah)
(Eazy E) Seven suckas dead, (all) LA Times front page


BTS (0:37)
(All Members Singing)
🎶We got nothing but love for NWA🎶
🎶But we’re gonna show you today (yeah!)🎶
🎶We know you paved the way for hip hop 🎶
🎶But now we’re here to take the top (WOO!)🎶

BTS (All Members)
🎶You act like your crap ain’t outdated as shit🎶 (🎶yassss🎶)
🎶No one wants to hear music about pistol blicks🎶 (🎶ooooo🎶)
🎶And not your big dicks (🎶boing🎶), nor your big weed habits (🎶oof🎶)🎶
🎶We’d rather tune in to that white boy, B-Rabbit 🎶(🎶yeaahhhh!🎶)
🎶We're a phenomenon, breaking records left and right🎶
🎶Keep having your attitude while we’re the ones shining bright!🎶 (🎶ooooooo🎶)
🎶And what’s with that name, Ice, 🎶 That’s Really Gayyyyyyyy~ 🎶
🎶And we read your songs, Eazy, that shit gave us AIIIIIIDS~ (Eazy) Now that’s not-
🎶We didn’t say that we were finished, somebody call the Doctor🎶
🎶These rappers making everybody deaf with their songs, sir🎶
🎶(Jimin) He sucks off the Shady (J-Hope) Well you know what they say
🎶(Jungkook) N.W.A.? More like N.W.Gay. (Suga) GOOD ONE JUNGKOOK!)

NWA (1:20):
(Ice Cube)Yeah, your boys are kinda cute but bitch, I’m not going to stare
(Ice Cube) Parental Discretion is Advized (all) when we rip out your hair
(Dre) You’re sounding Quiet on the set, Jung, where’s your autotune?
(Eazy) Cuz without it, god damn homie, but your voice sounds like doo doo
(Dr Dre) Your songs might be catchy, (Yella) but they lack the realness
(Arabian Prince) And our rhymes hit hard, (MC Ren) we don't need no fake sweetness
(Dr. Dre) 90 million fans? (Eazy E) God damn, looks like a world record
(Ice Cube) Now go back to your boot camp, let them give you a lecture

BTS
🎶We know about NWA🎶
🎶And their legacy, their fame, all the fans to their name🎶
🎶But in this game, we’re the ones who reign; get out of our sight🎶
🎶Or we’ll fucking explode you like it’s Dynamite🎶
🎶Prince, Yella, Ren, just a bunch of niche turds🎶
🎶I can make a better song when I take a bunch of turds🎶
🎶Our music’s universal, there’s no way that you’ll be stoppin’🎶
🎶Now I suggest we send these homies straight back to Compton🎶

BTS vs N.W.A. - Rap Battle (multiple features)

Duck Hunting Duo Willie and Si battle Propane Seller Hank Hill.

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HANK HILL
VS
DUCK DYNASTY
BEGIN

Willie:
It's time to Dine with the Dynasty! You're facing Willie and Si!
Don't you dare complain, Hank, you'll have to Dale with it this time
Quit kidding, man, you sell cocaine and cocaine accessories,
Here's Redneck Rule #1: Learn to never mess with me

Si:
It's a fact, Jack, we'll double team to spit hard at you,
I've eaten 'coon crap that tasted better than your barbeque,
It doesn't take a Boggle tournament just to know that we beat ya
Your chances of winning are as narrow as your urethra

Hank:
Willie, you giblet head, you're really out of luck
You think you can rap against me? You can't even talk to your ducks
Don't talk about my urethra, BWAH! I'm gonna kick your ass
I'm the king, and you'll feel the pro-pain that I bring at last
I'm not saying you're not good at rapping, I'm just saying I'm better
If you werent my enemies I'd slap you, making your sunburn redder
Who'd want to watch a dumb show about redneck ex-drug users?
With the head of the family being a homophobic, teen-marrying, LOSER!

Willie:
We'll shoot you down like Duck Hunter, so prepare to fall under
Spitting Duck Call after Duck Call, your friends will drop by the numbers

Si:
Hey, hey, hey, we'll push this king off of his hill
Our rhymes are cooler than my iced tea, so prepare to feel a chill

Willie:
We'll call you out like a Duck Commander, so listen when we wreck this

Si:
Lemme tell you the story about how we kicked Hank's ass out of Texas

Willie:
I don't want to hear a quack, so just shut your trap, dude!

Both:
The truth is, we'd buy from Fatherton before ever visiting you

Bobby:
Let go of my purse! I don't even know you! *kicks one of them in the balls*

Hank:
Your verses are more crap, than what Bobby listens to.
Now listen, to be fishes you have to think like fishes
So that means to beat you two, we have to think like little bitches
How nerve wrecking that these sell-outs are trying to fight me,
when the fact is Walmart is reason they make their money
You guys have put me down less than Si puts down his cup
So now it's time to celebrate with an Alamo beer, yep

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Hank Hill vs Duck Dynasty. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 46.

Merry Christmas.............. in July!

garbageGothic as Olive
Elijah as Rudolph
Matthew as the Head Elf
Matthew, Seth W, Vinny, Dustin, Atro, Zawesome, & Light as chorus singers

Lyrics:
Olive:
Wait, Rudolph? Thought you’re an urban legend, a classic
But it seems your special is now known for being problematic
Best beware of this dog before I go and start attacking
No Postman could deliver what I’ve got packin’! (Wow!)
Your mind’s foggy if you don’t think I’ll show Winter wonder
Get the jump on this blunder before the next musical number
It’s the season of dissing cold, so think before you miss a foe
And get bullied away again from kissing right under mistletoes

Rudolph:
Who’s this? You look like no reindeer to me, mutt
You could never stop my motion, no deus ex machina!
Janky as the watch that you sport from Martini
Your lifetime couldn't hold up to your bars, teenie!
With your dull plot, I couldn’t crush you any flatter
Looking like a cutscene from PaRappa the Rapper
So deliver better, punk; this isn't Reindeer games
Comet said “No hitchhiking”, so why you riding off my fame?

Olive:
Don’t have a mis-fit, we shouldn’t fight at Christmas
Or else you’ll be written on the very top of my diss list
Bah humbug; your verse was so trash, it’s
Got the head elf asking, “Why weren’t you at rap practice?!”
Heard it from the Ol’ Saint; saving Christmas is my callin’!
Envying the Other Reindeer, green like Olives, I’m solid!
Ear piercing like the high pitched noise your nose got
Abominably overrated, you should’ve stayed as a song!

Rudolph:
Quit toying with me, this ain’t the Island of Misfits
Santa’s Little Helper should go fly back to The Simpsons
Delusional, use your opposable thumbs to get a grip
Only reason you exist is ‘cause people misheard a lyric!
Nothin’ but a crude doodle, like you’re drawn by a child
You couldn’t get around my bars even with a metal file
Peppermint mine rhymes so cold, it’s time to cool off
You'll go down in history as the dog that lost to Rudolph!

Written by Matthew Thomas, Freshy Kanal, and Skeep★Tieel

Mixed & Mastered by Matthew Thomas

Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer vs Olive, the Other Reindeer. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

[HAPPY RAP BATTLE DAY!!]

Vladimyr P. as Phone Guy
Michael / Stark Media as Ghostface

*Phone Rings*

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
PHONE GUY
AGAINST
GHOSTFACE
BEGIN

Phone Guy:
Hello? Hello? I’m just here to spit a message
I Wes Craven a real fight but my words will cause quite the wreckage
And If you decide to stay on the line, I wanna hear you spit a good diss
Otherwise; you can make like your colorful counterpart and Munch on this

Billy Loomis:
This Deuteragonist’s Entertainment’s shit but a good diss is what you reckoned for?
You seem to have choked so I’ll put you on hold cuz in seconds I’d be deafened; sore
I’m Looming and assuming this automation only be spitting fill-uh
Imma Killer, pullin the trigger, but in rap I’m the Ghostface Killah!

Phone Guy:
The only thing you’re pulling the trigger on is your very poor career choice
Cuz I..dent-ify this Billy Guy who never in his life been shown rejoice

Ghostface:
When I step into your office, never knowing who it is, Scott the Phone Guy is prone to die
Cawthon will be coughing when I lay you in a coffin with your family life forever gone awry

Phone Guy:
You wanna talk about my family life? Well, here’s a tip
Don’t go around Stab-bing people if all you’re gonna do is trip
Better Dial up some better disses, but if you’re wanting a silent dispute
You’d be losing this bout, nothing’ta worry about, so I’ll put contact with you on mute
Your life is on the line, so it’s best that you skedaddle
(beat stops)

Ghostface:
(Beep, Beep, Beep) ..Do you like Horror Rap Battles?
Cuz I’ll make this one appealing and Hang you Up on the ceiling
And after this verbal beating you will need some mental healing
Just based on your raps, I would have guessed when it comes to flames you are not a sparker
But when I’m on your chest, it’s cardiac arrest, turning these 50 shades of purple darker

Purple Guy:
You would be the one to Wood-burrow emotions, behind that mask of anger: You’re hurt.
Try to hang me on the ceiling ..if you don’t trip on it first
You’re not the only thing getting Pres-caught; you hide behind your feels!
I mean, your life is not a movie, but every bar I spit is real!
Call me Springtrap when I bring raps as sharp as the locks when I’m spitting gold
But the color of kings met a broken throne, so finally a felon is overthrown
And for 30 years, I was broken alone; verbally murdering you on this Mike (mic)
And when a child like you doesn’t act right they’ll have to face with the Purple Guy

Ghostface:
This clown’s held up in the circus, this Ring Master fucks with your circuitry
With no cords attached, I’ll leave you dispatched, this Puppet’s pulling the strings
You should Banana Split with your Blumhouse bullshit, there is no SAVING THE
FNAF Franchise with your shit, unscary movie!
I wouldn’t wanna cuff this Furry, when ‘83 was enough to leave you chewed
Welcome to Kinksville, Afton! Population: you!
Your rhymes were commercial yet controversial, be careful what you hurdle cuz you were never scary
In the Shadow of Freddy, I’ll leave you Withered, another shade of purple if you try to come at me
PG’s rating is obvious, but I’ll do my best to make this battle R
Now I’ll slice through this Guard to give Security Scars
(Heh) You were quite the tough bean, but that wasn’t enough to beat me
Now you’ve faced with Father Death and I’ve made you both SCREAM

Purple Guy:
That jumpscare was pathetic; I’ll dismantle you regardless
You didn’t do Fantastic Fac-ing me, since you were left guard-less
There’s no rebooting your movies when MTV left you out to dry like Steve’s guts
I would come back any day to leave this Director Cut

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP (Hangs up)


John P. as Purple Guy


Writers: Vlad, Michael / Stark Media, and Eric the Audible
Beat Producer: Beatg33kz
Mixer / Effects: Vlad and Michael / Start Media
Cover Art Made by Michael / Stark Media

Phone Guy (Five Night's at Freddy's) vs Ghostface (Scream). Sinister Rap Battles

Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs Ghostface (Scream). Sinister Rap Battles

At long last a fresh new upload, we have horror Youtube personality, Chills, against the legendary horror presenter, Rod Serling, enjoy!

CAST
Chills: T Homie
Rod Serling: Mr. Tibbs

LYRICS:
CHILLS:
The last thing you want in your rap battle foe
Is a washed up writer who doesn’t know how to flow
Rod’ll get thunderstruck, stomping you with punchlines
As sick as a Nightmare at 20,000 Feet...Fungi
I kill with every letter, once my ill words meet your network
Even you’ll agree with sponsors Chills needs to be censored
With the lit bars I pack, you’ll have to tell your daughters that
Their father has died from a fourth heart attack

ROD:
A place as vast as space, and as void as your charisma
A place far less of science, and much more of an enigma
A place of fantasy called the Twilight Zone
Yet not even here could Dylan ever rhyme right, so
I’ll send chills down your spine as I send Chills down to Hell
Showing you generosity as I give you this L
No comparison between us, like cartoons to cult minds
You stretch harder for points than your channel stretches runtime
But if you want to rank Lovecraftian fears
There’s no horror quite as unknown as your rap career

CHILLS:
For a former soldier, you failed to fire a single shot
Even Bemis without glasses could see you wrote the weakest bombs
Remembered for one thing, all those plays and shows on TV flopped
We forgot, while I make bank every day with each new thing I drop
You’re a glorified political ad with each plot people watch
No wonder your reboots took the last of your charm and Peeled it off

ROD:
Androids invading? We inch closer every little day
This bot would’ve fooled me if the voice wasn’t a dead giveaway
As he stands irrelevant in his own time, finally Dylan sees 
My legacy will forever be timeless as infinity
Memes die while works of art will be eternally known
And now Chills has met his match in the Twilight Zone

Beat By: InsaneBeatz
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Chills vs Rod Serling| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Nathan as Nathan
Justin as Justin

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES PARODIES
NATHAN PROVOST
VS
JUSTIN BUCKNER
BEGIN!

Justin:
Looks like I'm Justin time to lay down the hurt
You call yourself a rapper but all I see is pure dirt
You can't get real girls, I'm a pimp can't you see?
Stop with the google girlfriends instead, 
SuperThingsOnCups:
JOIN EHARMONY!!
Justin:
Let me tell you about All the Stories on how I've kicked your ass
You're just a White Kid thinking that he can rap really fast
My editing was bad? You forgot to zoom in the backgrounds
on Mozart vs Skrillex when the characters moved around
Nathan, just listen, you always procrasti-NATE
You never film your parts in time, THEY ALWAYS COME IN LATE
You say you are obsessed with ERB, but 
Yet from what I can see, you're a rip off of DAMNTV!

Nathan: 
Otay, who's  this dickwad? The creator of this show?
Your rapping's way worse than when you played as Al Capone
This guy named Justin is way past his prime,
I'll put the W E in W/E into Winning Everytime!
When you dressed up in a suit, you weren't very Slender
Even Mr. Skrillex says "go make music with a blender."
I am ashamed the fact that you take all the crediting
The first and third battles were hated because your awful editing
Don't try to diss me, you won't even win
You think you're better because you're older?, you look like you're ten
You think you're great, all I see is a kid in a gay ass shirt.
You're not a rapper, You're just a Buckner who's butthurt

Justin:
Oh you almost have a thousand subs, congratu-freakin-lations
You got the worst accusations, just stop it already Nathan
With your lack of education and my rhymes in combination
It'll cause health complications that require medication
Just because you have green screen lighting and an expensive microphone
You think you're a pro musician but you aren't that well known
I won this battle now, look at the judge's panel
Go back to making unfunny videos on your gaming channel


Nathan:
JB are your initials, and you're like Justin Bieber
He's not cool, everyone hates him and nobody likes YOU either
You have 30,000 YouTube channels, just pick one for god's sake
Not to mention a ghost hunting channel,  I'm sure the evidence was fake
You freak out everytime your video gets a dislike
And you raged when your cover got a copyright strike
The truth is bro, in life you'll never succeed
So just leave ERBParodies, you make everyone's ears bleed.


WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

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