Your neighbors are gonna call the fucking police on you holy shit

pls do The Grinch vs Loch Ness Monster (Paranormal Roommates) with Monika, Teseo (Gunvolt), Baldi, Dan Kuroto, The Swamp Monster, Santa Claus as third party rappers. pls, maek Dolan happee. relese date is at 7th December. which is early december. pece. -Falcon Lover 2018

AVGN
You know what’s bullshit? Eminem’s songs.
They’re like, really fucking shitty, and they last pretty long.
I would rather have a diarrhea milkshake laced with vomit
And on it, more vomit, yeah vomit VOMIT VOMIT

(sees Eminem for first time)
SHIT! HOLY FUCK! IT’S ACTUALLY MARSHAL MATHERS
RAPPING ABOUT HIS STUPID PAST LIFE LIKE IT ACTUALLY FUCKING MATTERS
I’D RATHER PLAY SUPERMAN 64, THEN BANG THAT STUPID HAYLEY WHORE
YEA, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, I CALLED HER A WHORE, ILL SHIT ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU’RE ON THE FLOOR

Get ready to be taken back to the past.
I am going to kick your ass.

Eminem (0:49)
VENOOMMMMMM
IM GONNA HIT YOU WITH THE VENOM, VENOMMMM
GO WEAR SOME DENIMMMMMM, BET EMMMMMM, IM ABOUTTA GO GET EMMMMM, VENOMMM
AND THERE JUST AINT NO TELLIN, WHAT ILL BE DOING WITH MY VENOM
THEY AINT GONNA KNOW WHAT HIT EMMMM
VENOMMMMMM (VENOMMMMMM)
Donald Trump’s a sexist pig, Donald Trump’s a racist dick
Donald Trump’s a fucking rapist and a little bitch
He wants to deport every non white person, and worsen
The United States of America,  he should put the makeup back in the purse, and
I got a dinner that is way better than yours
At least mine wasn’t made by a wife that’s a WHORE
Your movie needed some cheap tricks, it made E.T fake
So now I’ll kill and leave you rotting like Zander’s birthday cake
STOP FUCKING DRINKING BEER! IT’S NOT GOOD FOR YOU!
Take a sip of this GFuel, and you’ll be cool, booze is only made for those who are fools!
I’m Eminem, I’m better than this fucking dumbass piece of shit homosexual
How you gonna call yourself a nerd when you don’t know the definition of “intellectual”?

Kyle Justin (singing):
He's the angriest man alive
He's so mad, he beats his wife
His kids were taken away for life
He's the angriest man alive.

Eminem:
SHUT UP!

(How would the music, How How would the music be?
I would go. Ta-ta takes me. x2)

AVGN
Grrr, I’m getting NERD RAGE
I need to cool off with the movie ICE AGE
I’m fuckin tired of this faggot always crying about his life
He’s like “Wah, donal tremp, grr, my daughter, I FUCKING HATE MY WIFE”
You made a song about your dead fan? WHAT WERE YOU FUCKING THINKING!?!?
Dissing me and my beer? Son. WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DRINKING?!?!
While I’m hanging out with Bugs, Ninja, Jason, Freddy, and Spiderman
This old man crinkles more than ZANDER’S SPRITE CANS
Ass. Fuck. 

Eminem (2:18 till dubstep ends)
James Rolfe, stop being lame, Rolfe
You said the same shit yesterday, Rolfe 
You almost got killed by a little ROB bitch
Yea, your life almost got fucking robbed, bitch
Played his damn game, then you fucking dropped, bitch
Like Biggie Smalls, X, and Tupac, bitch
Die, bitch! Like Stanley, man
You ain’t manly man, you’re candy man
You’re angry man, and I’m furious
Take this fucking battle serious
You’re delirious, and hideous
Wake up, fuck, wipe up the period
People say that I’m getting old
But look at you, where did their hair go?
I said, knock knock, let the Devil in
I’m better than you and your fat cocked friend Mike combined, no competitive
Battling you is repetitive, you winning this is a fat negative
I’m Eminem, I like M&M’s, and taking wins from my nemesis
If you like playing shitty games so much, then I got a request for you!
Review Red Dead 2.
Yeah, Revival was pretty bad, but not my bird *flips avgn off*
Game Over AVGN, now I’m gonna say the N word….

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