scrapped lyrics
Men in power are what I prefer but 
Would I wreck a cunt, recusant? yea,  I sherwood 
It wasn’t your plot, you were following orders
So I’ll be another Rob that you’re taking the fall for

I’m a dashing assassin
a master of marrying Marian, and she spoils me
You heard the royals scream “off with his head”
Meanwhile I’m getting head off of royalty.

 
10 days of straight torture 
The King knew that he’d have to hang me twice 
They cut my balls off (youch!)
I still got bigger nuts than every merry man combined (UH)

ROBIN VS FAWKES FIRST DRAFT DEMO (only 2 verses)

Wile E coyote vs El chupacabra

Cast
King ducky as el chupacabra
uncredited as wile E coyote

Crew
Written by acexperts
Additional writing help by Box_Soldier22  and Rebot17
Art by acexperts, Clarence the duck
Edited by acexperts
Thumbnail by Box_soldier22
Mixed by Light
Beat by anywaywell


Lyrics
El chupacabra (0:14)
Who's this deserted rat stepping up to the El goat killer?
Looking at your saga, its as big as your father
Through all the karma, all the times you got harmed bud
Not even the blood of my meals are as full of filler!
Always ending up hurt Chaval? Maybe cuz you're just a punching bag!
Adding all your overused appearances together, You're just a running gag! Haha
I feed on animal flesh and brains, your grin shows you eat shit
They couldn’t come up with a good surname, so called you what you are bitch
You got a rocket launcher (oh?) a catapult for rocks (oh?)
But when i am haunting (oh?) i grab your fucking nose and tear it right off (OH)
What's wrong, no hospital? To fix your blows 
Unlike the water you fall in wile e cannot fucking flow

Wile E coyote (0:57)
Another hungry mammal? Jeez, I can't feed you,
With your, Dracula wannabe shtick, I'm going to have to teach you,
How to be an elegant super genius, take it from one it's easy
Even your lines are less messy than your entire feeding

(fast rap)
Started as a story to freak out the most easily scared
Now they search for a myth way too prepared
i'm gonna ask, how the hell did you fare?
You could die right now, and no one would care
I am a genius call me wall E
There is no dog stopping me
Out smart you harder than i did with bugs bunny
Then you are just flopping, PLEASE

El chupacabra (1:25) 
Your one to talk, coyote when it comes to stories
Because not even the roadrunners lines are as boring
For the love of God, your show is a disgrace
I will blow up! Like your traps do in your face (ay)

(fast rap)
This idiot makes people watch his show
Only good part is being on warner bros
The show of 2 meth addicted runners on the road
Then he expects to win the crowd with his flow
This is another of coyote’s sham’s
This battle has you dunking, unlike space jam
Take your unrealistic speed so you can get ahead
When i bite of your fucking head!

Wile E coyote (1:54)
That verse sucked, i could perfect it quick
Sadly, unlike your makers i don't always make shit
And actually, its funny how I find that crap
that less effort going Into your story, and more into my traps (HA)

(fast)
You stalk farm animals like a minecraft player
Failing to rip them open acting like a hard slayer
Plot twist i put gunpowder in your sheep
Then you blow up, like my show release
You lost this battle, like with your life
Your sucking on the goat a second time
its not just my cartoons, i'm making you see stars
Now not even the road runner can escape my bars

Wile E. Coyote Vs El Chupacabra (ft. King ducky and Box_soldier22)

Among us:
There’s one impostor among us,
Bet you can tell which is the most sus,
Butters the only thing that knife can cut,
After this you’ll need a better cover up
So I’ll shut you up, and vote you out
As soon as I convince the others
I’ll sabotage, cut the lights out
Go spam E, you will never recover!
The people that still care are reddit guys!
They’re moneys what’s keeping you alive
That's what’s making your game barley survive
They waste their cash with the taunts and hats
Trading for things, millions can't buy that!
The Among us is on the spotlight
Even If just in the memes, right?
You fell, like fall guys!

Spy:
Tip toe-ing around the map, casually leaving men in white chalk
I’ve been on top of the market for 14 years
two months and your game was sent out the airlock!
We have a lot in common,but I didn’t know your game fame also disappeared!
You were on top thinkin, you were invincible
But like my cloak, your popularity invisible
My games perfect, practically un diss-able
At least when I fight bots, it’s on purpose, yo!
What you diss is not even true
You're a copycat, your The Thing 2
Beating you with the a stunning suit
Check behind at all times I’ll be watching you

Amogus as spy:
Actually I stand no chance against the incredible impostor!
(Shapeshifts into amogus)
After all, no one knows I exist, left even by your mother!

Spy as among us crewmate:
Guys, I don’t know about you but his rapping kinda sus, guys
(Transforms into spy)
We best vote him out, nobody plays the games above the age of five!

Amogus:
EMERGENCY MEETING!
YA RAPS ARE LIKE YOUR GRAPHICS, OUTDATED ALOT!
GAMES FLOODED WITH CHEATING!
YOU'RE ONE TO TALK ABOUT BOTS, INSTANT SNIPER HEADSHOTS!

Spy:
AT LEAST MY GAME WAS LEFT ALONE, YOUR HAS BEEN UPDATED TO DEATH!
NOW ALL YOUR ORIGINAL  FANS HAVE LEFT YOU IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST
AND THE ONLY THING POPULAR IS JERMA CUZ OF YOUR MEMES
WHILE I'M FREE, FREE TO KICK YOUR BUTT ON STEAM!

AMOGUS:
UH, GUYS THERE'S A CRAP RAPPER AMONG US
YOU'RE NEXT UPDATE WILL COME IN 10 YEARS NO LESS
I GOT THE HOLY WATER FLOWS, I PUT THE SUS IN JESUS
YOU KNOW I'LL WIN THE VOTE, WHEN THE IMPOSTOR IS SUS!

The Spy vs. Amogus- Rap Battles!

Joosh as GameCube
Belle Beniko as Rubik’s Cube
Writing by GnomeYT
Cover art by GnomeYT 
Mixing by Box_Soldier22

GameCube:

Challenge in a rap, and I will square off with a lame shape! (Ay)
It seems I’m repping yet another Melee. (Ay)
But GameCube maims in a brawl,
And I’ll break you apart, like the way you get solved! (Whoo!)
Sweeping with the flow as if it’s Sunshine’s goop, this
block game falls, breaks like Jenga, in Ru-bits!
Used to losing to us computer games, it’s pathetic, when this
Multi-coloured puzzle couldn’t even stack to Tetris!
One simple test can’t compare to all my games!
Are you nervous to fight me? You got a full white face!
I’m in my Prime, you have dying relevance, dude.
Now not even pretzel makers want to twist you.

Rubik’s Cube:

Run the numbers in your code, I’ve nearly infinite possibilities!
You can’t even spin discs for the Chibi-Robo series.
You’re not Free to Melee, fans aren’t happy when their damn flame’s cancelled.
All the controversy proved that you aren’t fly, that ain’t Falco!
You were a tool for clowned experiments (click)
Which simply is to be thrown out in the trash. (clack)
Shadow Mario can’t make your raps slick (click)
You try to take steps, but then slip on your ass. (clack)
You’re backwards and taking the L when I spit (click)
Running a track, call it a Double Dash. (clack)
But I give Zero Fs about your graphics (click)
Rendered unused, like your LAN. E Gadds! (clack)

GameCube:

Can’t bring your amusement back in all of these new structures,
The real snake is your creator stealing ideas and work from others!
Nobody’s hungry/Hungary for you anymore,
Not been to a party, I’m ruling with four!
Constantly used to be disassembled,
But you couldn’t make one diss assemble?

Rubik’s Cube:

Think you can party, you’re dead wrong.
You couldn’t get shots with Shadow the Edgehog!
Trying to pound me like ground with the bongos?
Your music monkeys around more than Kong, bro.
3 by 3, I’m mean, rhyme heat, hype schemes, unlike your asshole crew.
Packing a handle, I’m still the single one who carries you.

GameCube VS Rubik’s Cube | Rhinoceros Rap Rumbles: Bonus

Boris Johnson vs Penguin DEMO

Beat by Allrounda

Dr Robotnik
Snooping as usual, so let's get down to business.
I'll kick Mario in his mushrooms, and prescribe him my Pingas.
"Ivo" Robotnik will give this woke Doc the smoke.
I'll have Peach licking my mean bean and chugging my yolk.
I’ve an army of robots. What do you got?
A fake degree and a brother who doesn't love you a lot?
In this battle rap of medics, I know I'll come out the winner
When I serve you like Spaghetti and eat you for Dinner.

Dr Mario
I'm a Mario rapper, prescribing you with disses
After this battle, I'm getting Princess Peach kisses!
I’ve got em dancing to the tune of my Warp Flute
When I hear you rapping, all I hear is TOOT TOOT TOOT!
And when it all starts to rain again, I better not see you leave
Don’t abandon me, stuck on my knees to grieve
(singing)
Hey baby. I just want you to know you’re looking really beautiful tonight <3

Dr Fauci
Dr. Anthony Fauci. Born in 1940.
Took Peach to my room and got blown by that shorty.
Watched The Sky Had a Weegee, shit gave me a tumor
Ivo’s fatass thinks he can rap? Ok Boomer.
Killed a few dogs, wasn't feeling so hot
Had the doc put me down with a Pfizer shot
Biden’s my next target. This is Fauci’s Last Stand.
So I’ll give you a taste of Anthony’s prostate exam

Did someone say prostate exam?
Shut the hell up bitch

Dr Phil
New symptom of Covid; it’ll make your ass bleed
You ugly, disgusting, give me the vaccines
Your faces I will pound see, you will be saying ouchies
You should really just kill yourself now Dr. Fauci
Get real, here’s something you can’t bare to hear
It’s that you’re an overweight, lonely, mental failure
Talked to your wife and Dr. Philled her with my cock bitch
If doctors can’t die they can sure be forgotten 

Dr Octagonapus
Dr Octagonapus BLAHHHHHHHHHH (WOO)
Shake that fucking ass bitch

The Doctor Royale.

El Silbón (Folklore) VS Death (Puss In Boots)

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: inphase

El Silbón

Ah, another lost soul travelling with a deathwish?
I hate dogs, that’s why I go after bitches.
I tower over you, call you petite perrito.
But, you’re such a copycat, you even stole my whistle.

Killed my father, now I’m cursed to roam the Llanos.
You tried to kill a puss, but we all know how that goes.
Mierda, can’t snare a scaredy cat, just spared I hear?
The stick in my hand ain’t for fetch, it’s to beat in-

Death

Fear… yes, I do love the smell of it.
Drenched with blood and alcohol, no need for disinfectant.
‘Cause I put the sick in sickle, while you’re getting old.
So skinny and sickly, we should call you El Sil-bone.

Maybe that’s why dogs find you tasty.
Carrying a stick and bag, but don’t run away, see
You’ve seen abuelo’s pets, but here’s the alpha of the pack.
You can run from me, señor, but you can’t run a track.

El Silbón

Hijo de puta, seems like you’re still alive.
I thought you’d be gone, considering your screen time.
In your movie, you’re a third of the villains.
They built me a statue just to capture my image.

And the cheaters and womanisers that we all live with?
I kill with righteousness, saving all the victims.
I hate drunkards and such, but mostly this bastard.
You won’t get a last wish, but you’ll get some last words.

Death

Ah, finally. This should be fun.
You’ve ruined the rap, which means the battle has begun.
Such a coward, you alone couldn’t get deer meat.
Is your hair standing up or are you just happy to see me?

I may live in a world full of animals,
But I’m not barbaric enough to be a cannibal.
You should count down behind that door, ‘cause before I leave,
I blow the whistle out, and I don’t mean metaphorically.

El Silbón VS Death - Rap Battle

Shoutout to my friend RABI! Walbert parts written by Rabi and cover art by Ethan!

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Vbu5Lx7inoW6kK4J_BieGQS4gbCa3chi_XaMxo_-tK8/edit?usp=sharing

Millard Birdmore vs Walbert - Contest Of Champions [DEMO]

Bitch, I’m a hamster
I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir ‘cause I’m a hamster

I’m a hamster, yeah I’m teeny (yeah I’m teeny)
Not an elephant, dumbass, Cricetidae (what is that)
That’s my family (oh) there’s 19 species (species)
Which one would you want to keep? Uh, that’d be me
Ooh! Everyone can agree that I’m adorable
If you do not agree, then you are horrible
I just think you might be a little jealous, for real
I keep the world spinning when I run on my wheel
Uh, gimme a tube to drink my water out of
Uh, gimme a room that I can run around in
And by a room, I mean a cage, please!
But don’t contain these thoughts or I’ll go crazy!
I got 3 years to live, so I’mma make these days count
I’ll be chewing on wood and taking shits on the ground of my cage (ewww)
What? Did you expect me to know
How to handle a toilet? Well no, you fucking hoe
Packing so many bars inside these cheek pouches
Cooking these suckas up until they ham and cheese mouses
If you’re scared of hamsters, put on your Pampers
If you hate on hamsters, I hope you die of cancer

Bitch, I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir
‘Cause I’m a motherfucking hamster
I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir ‘cause I’m a hamster

i made the beat
zagranis made the mix
ultimate145, metalfireva, gamingplush64, chao, freshy kanal, swizkii, atronach's aura, mothmancha and zagranis made the eww sound

hamster rap.

Hey whaddaya know I release battles

Mancha (UBERocity) as Elder Kettle
Matt Raichous as Hopediah Plantar
Prod. by InsaneBeatz
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by JK03
Special thanks: Raisu Battle, RNG, MetaMachine, Quizzique, Snakebite126

LYRICS:
Elder Kettle:
I thought my boys already beat some frogs in a standoff
Unless you’re their grandpa, but after an edge sand-off
This fight would end no different if I just went and slept in
It’s my radio against your cane; of course you’re getting poor reception
You’re a revolutionary icon, so it’s a pity
That despite your claims to “eat the rich”, you’re still a slave to Disney
I’ll leave your HP draining, as I go in for the kill
It’s fitting that this Farmer got screwed over by a Bill

Hop Pop:
Felicia’s equipment came to life to blow steam at me?
Well, call in King Andrias, ‘cause I’m about to spill the tea
How ‘bout you eat some veggies, not that sweet garbage you’re craving?
The last time your house had greens in it, it was a home invasion
Now, I’d be nicer, but Fleischer miser’s none the wiser
When I reverse the roles, spit fire on this baby in a diaper
We both have mashed up garbage in an effort to get rich,
But my dishonesty pales in comparison to what’s spat out by Netflix

Elder Kettle:
You’re talking to a vet, so in battles, I’m a sound ten
I can tell you’re green with envy, like you’re dipping in a fountain
I can see through all the flaws you fail at masking, so I’m asking
How’d you fail at that and rapping, when acting is your passion?
Werner’s no longer the biggest rat that I’ve smelled in a fair while
‘Cause you lie to your foster daughter, leaving split ends like your hairstyle
Hey, Hop Pop & Roll, make this another fight where you’ll run
You’re only top of the pecking order when the herons come

Hop Pop:
I’m an old one, but still ripe, while you’re bursting at the seams
Lookin’ to best me with those Peashooters? Forget the ding-dang dream!
You’re a musty, rusting bucket; bustin’ you shouldn’t be that hard
I just buried a box; your boys try to bury you in the yard!
I own a snail that moves faster than you; you’re bound for the grave
Yet you still torment your children, leaving them going “I don’t feel safe!”
I’ll go back to my avocados, which leave my fame blooming, so
Why don’t you mortgage your house, just like your parent studio?

Elder Kettle vs. Hop Pop - Disney Rap Battles

AVGN
You know what’s bullshit? Eminem’s songs.
They’re like, really fucking shitty, and they last pretty long.
I would rather have a diarrhea milkshake laced with vomit
And on it, more vomit, yeah vomit VOMIT VOMIT

(sees Eminem for first time)
SHIT! HOLY FUCK! IT’S ACTUALLY MARSHAL MATHERS
RAPPING ABOUT HIS STUPID PAST LIFE LIKE IT ACTUALLY FUCKING MATTERS
I’D RATHER PLAY SUPERMAN 64, THEN BANG THAT STUPID HAYLEY WHORE
YEA, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, I CALLED HER A WHORE, ILL SHIT ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU’RE ON THE FLOOR

Get ready to be taken back to the past.
I am going to kick your ass.

Eminem (0:49)
VENOOMMMMMM
IM GONNA HIT YOU WITH THE VENOM, VENOMMMM
GO WEAR SOME DENIMMMMMM, BET EMMMMMM, IM ABOUTTA GO GET EMMMMM, VENOMMM
AND THERE JUST AINT NO TELLIN, WHAT ILL BE DOING WITH MY VENOM
THEY AINT GONNA KNOW WHAT HIT EMMMM
VENOMMMMMM (VENOMMMMMM)
Donald Trump’s a sexist pig, Donald Trump’s a racist dick
Donald Trump’s a fucking rapist and a little bitch
He wants to deport every non white person, and worsen
The United States of America,  he should put the makeup back in the purse, and
I got a dinner that is way better than yours
At least mine wasn’t made by a wife that’s a WHORE
Your movie needed some cheap tricks, it made E.T fake
So now I’ll kill and leave you rotting like Zander’s birthday cake
STOP FUCKING DRINKING BEER! IT’S NOT GOOD FOR YOU!
Take a sip of this GFuel, and you’ll be cool, booze is only made for those who are fools!
I’m Eminem, I’m better than this fucking dumbass piece of shit homosexual
How you gonna call yourself a nerd when you don’t know the definition of “intellectual”?

Kyle Justin (singing):
He's the angriest man alive
He's so mad, he beats his wife
His kids were taken away for life
He's the angriest man alive.

Eminem:
SHUT UP!

(How would the music, How How would the music be?
I would go. Ta-ta takes me. x2)

AVGN
Grrr, I’m getting NERD RAGE
I need to cool off with the movie ICE AGE
I’m fuckin tired of this faggot always crying about his life
He’s like “Wah, donal tremp, grr, my daughter, I FUCKING HATE MY WIFE”
You made a song about your dead fan? WHAT WERE YOU FUCKING THINKING!?!?
Dissing me and my beer? Son. WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DRINKING?!?!
While I’m hanging out with Bugs, Ninja, Jason, Freddy, and Spiderman
This old man crinkles more than ZANDER’S SPRITE CANS
Ass. Fuck. 

Eminem (2:18 till dubstep ends)
James Rolfe, stop being lame, Rolfe
You said the same shit yesterday, Rolfe 
You almost got killed by a little ROB bitch
Yea, your life almost got fucking robbed, bitch
Played his damn game, then you fucking dropped, bitch
Like Biggie Smalls, X, and Tupac, bitch
Die, bitch! Like Stanley, man
You ain’t manly man, you’re candy man
You’re angry man, and I’m furious
Take this fucking battle serious
You’re delirious, and hideous
Wake up, fuck, wipe up the period
People say that I’m getting old
But look at you, where did their hair go?
I said, knock knock, let the Devil in
I’m better than you and your fat cocked friend Mike combined, no competitive
Battling you is repetitive, you winning this is a fat negative
I’m Eminem, I like M&M’s, and taking wins from my nemesis
If you like playing shitty games so much, then I got a request for you!
Review Red Dead 2.
Yeah, Revival was pretty bad, but not my bird *flips avgn off*
Game Over AVGN, now I’m gonna say the N word….

AVGN vs Eminem - Epic Rap Batle 7

Epic Rap Batles