GarbageGothic as Charlie
Freshy Kanal as Zelda

Written by:
Freshy Kanal and Hippie Rat

Beat Produced by:
Insanebeatz

Lyrics:

Charlie:
Mom said I’m still too young to watch this thriller,
But Rachel’s gone, I’ll have her back watch me plot twist this sister!
You’ll choke on a beat if you can’t chug processed beans.
In school we had to draw people like you in the drug project week
You’re a conjured monster from young nature 
I’ll drop this beat like your dumbwaiter
I’d tinker with you but this toy is bendy
you look like the logo of a Soyboy Wendy’s
People don’t dig it, not even your grave, but I’m sure you got some bones to crack
Not even the Pet Sematary could bring her audience back

Zelda:
Charlie?? is that you, for god’s sake?
I guess defeating you will be a piece of cake.
What is there left to learn from a 2018 flick?
You tried fucking up the people but it just didn’t click.
Wrap your head around your own business
Are the ants in your head gonna fix your fidget?
Craving annoyance, you don’t know the limit 
Til signs it your head like: “No kids in the kitchen!”
Sometimes dead is better! They’re erasing your place
I’m sure your life was full of pressure, with that face on your… face
You’re one to talk ‘bout being bedridden, time to lift the curtains
You beg to live inside that family tree house of burdens.

Charlie:
This brat wants attention but we know nobody missed her
If you wanna flip birds, I’m gonna grab my scissors!
What is my highlighted prime to you in those flashbacks
The Legend of Zelda will stay a link to the past!

Zelda:
You’re shaming the family, reason for mother’s therapy
Shit, for you it seems like getting roasted is hereditary
I’m waving down from heaven, your death was quite your destiny.
That pie choked Charlie’s pipes, we could call it a Chocolate Factory.

Zelda Goldman vs. Charlie Graham - Rap Battle!



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Eyeless Jack vs Laughing Jack

SEASON 2 COMING NEXT YEAR

Matthew Thomas as Hoody
Frenzy as Masky
Mancha as Ticci Toby
WoodenHornets as The Observer
B-Lo Lorbes as HABIT
Justin Buckner as Slenderman

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
HOODY!
VERSUS!
MASKY!
BEGIN!

Hoody:
Coming in this battle to attack, it’s the hooded horror from hell
Are you suppose to be scary or something? I can’t freaking tell!
Because you’re crappy Masky, you ain’t having much luck
You’re face is so ugly, you need a mask just to cover it up
Slendy picked me first because he knew I could get the job done
As compared to your broken legs, so there is nowhere for you to run
Go back to your cheesecake, this isn’t the place for you
Because to tell the truth, you’re the laughingstock of the crew

Masky:
I’ve murdered my friend, so killing you won’t be tough
Because I’m coming in rough, let me know when you’ve had enough
Your body will match your red eyes once I’m done with you
Because pointing a gun at Alex was the best your ass could ever do
Getting killed on the job? that’s workplace fatality
Because you’re falling off your game like how you fell off the balcony
I’m coughing because I’m spitting so ill it’s nasty
When you wake up you’ll realize, you’ve fallen prey to Masky

Ticci Toby:
Sh-Shut up Masky, w-watch as your deaths tick closer
You’re about to get ter-rekt, Hoody is nothing but a poser
Influenced by evil; the one turned true creepypasta villain
You can hide your faces all you want, I’ll always be killing
Feed you to the ticks, make you both forever suffer 
I don’t give a shit what I do and I don’t ca-care i-if I stutter 
Stop being so weak, I’ve actually moved on from my past
You’re not my first victims and YOU WON’T BE MY LAST

The Observer:
It’s The Observer here, oh I’m sorry, am I interrupting?
I will never rest, with these disses, you’ll be corrupting
I don’t Noah how you kids think your rhymes are effective
Your defective little minds can’t handle my lyrics so hectic
Happy Birthday to you! and good luck in the afterlife 
Because while I attack your mind, you attack with little knives
This transmission is complete, just like your lives, I’m done
Because you little bitches just lost to proxy #1

HABIT:
It’s time for you to see the words I’m spitting, call me Habit
I’m rapidly dissing these maggots, snapping ‘cause I’ve just about had it!
You’ll get mind fucked when I teleport you everywhere
You’re all twitching jokes, while I’m Everyman’s Hybird nightmare!
Insanity is the last thing to worry about when facing me
Because to be honest, you fuckers were already crazy!
Leave this battle, no Observer or masked kids will make it stop!
Even compared to Slender Man, I’ll always be on top!

Slenderman:
I’m towering over, your leader has Arrived
Don’t adjust your screen, what’s happening is live
Static attacking, got 8 tentacles I’m packing
Catching my proxies, to leave the bodies stacking
I’ve been feared by millions, I’m even known to kill a man
I’m tall, dark and handsome, you can call me the Slender Man
Beating Jeffy as much times as the pages I show
Then these five came in my wake just standing in my Shadow
Slenderman, Slenderman, the children run, like you should do
You oughta know I’m used to killing 12 year old girls like you
Know you shouldn’t be a hater, in front of your savior
You’re nothing but my little baiters, and I’m your creator

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP B- *static* ATTLES OF *static* CREEPYP- *static*


Hoody vs Masky. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 15

Happy Valentine's Day!

Leannaire as Penny Fitzgerald
GloryOfTheRainWings as Connie Maheswaran
Zack Maloney as Gumball Watterson
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe
Princely as Stevonnie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
PENNY FITZGERALD
VERSUS
CONNIE MAHESWARAN
BEGIN!

Penny Fitzgerald:
This is The End for you Connie, you’re in for trouble now
‘Cause when I fuse my pom poms to your face, your parents would freak out
Taking down Miss Knight in a fight like her cloud version
Needing a Nightmare Hospital when Mr. Cuddles starts hurting
I’ll crackalack this know-it-all, so it’s best you leave this brawl
Since this whether fore-outcast makes Larry seem cool and all
You must be blurred in the eyes again to think I haven’t won 
I’ll cheer-lead the way, it'll cost a Penny as a rule of thumb

Connie Maheswaran:
From Pearl's training, I got the sword fighting skills to make the cut
Thanks to her, I'll have no problem with this Planter's peanut
Spitting this Full Diss-closure, gonna make you have the Fitz
I don't care how bad I can get, I'll still Do It For Him
Making fun of my Jam Bud? You're the one with the blue cat
There's no way out of this, I'll leave your body cracked in half
Right now, I'll slice you like a Gem Mutant with Rose's sword
Since your verse was as disappointing as the end of Spirit Morph

Penny Fitzgerald (True form):
Now that I’m out of my shell, my emotions run free
Both verbal and lyrical beast, on this con-out of me
You’re not even worth a penny, so no El-more of your verse
You’ll be with Alan, when we make these bubble buddies burst 
Gumball Watterson:
What the what are you doing? Trying to take down Penny?
Now I’m Storming down with disses that would scare Masami
Scratch you like the DVD so bad, you’ll need your mommy nurse
Leave our Amazing World
Penny Fitzgerald:
Go back to your corrupted Universe!

Steven Universe:
Nice Jokes Joes, but now we’ll unwrap the peeles
Both:
As we unveil our skills to kill while blocking disses with our Shield 
Connie Maheswaran:
Your lines don’t make any cents, they're worse than your burp song
Steven Universe: 
So we’ll make it Ruby-hot with this Funky Flow we got!
Both:
It’s a Temple Room of shame that you’ve stepped in
People will forget about your show more than Molly Collins 
This is our universe, your “Amazing World” makes us hurl 
You’re dropping your gumballs, while we’re shining like a Pearl!

Stevonnie:
Time to show you an experience, when we team up
Gonna take Garnet’s request, it’s time we have some fun
Sadie and Lars have more of a stable relationship
Just stop dropping Pennies and realize how you can't win this
This’ll be another charm of your bad luck, ‘cause right now
We’ll cut and knock you down just like your treehouse
Connie Maheswaran:
As we close off this battle
Steven Universe:
We come back to let you remember
Both:
Now you truly know how it feels to be Alone Together

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Connie Maheswaran vs Penny Fitzgerald. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 51.

Sorry about releasing so many battles on soundcloud recently but the video's are taking a little longer than usual and we just couldn't resist. Hope you enjoy.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Peridot
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Anthony Perry as Invader Zim
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Skeep as GIR
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Lyrics:
Peridot:
Log Date 7 16 2; Zim is getting on my nerves,
This is Peridot, assigned against a bigger nuisance than Gir
Lyrically destabilize ya’, there’s no running from this zappin’ 
And just wait till’ Yellow Diamond hears about your awful rappin’ 
Got a flow like Lazuli, you’re getting burned When It Rains 
Rejected by your own race but I’ll still put you in your place 

Invader Zim:
I’ll claim another Irkin win after I’ve shut your trap
I’ve gathered all your weaknesses and compiled them into rap
Conquered this deadly rhythm, and yes, it is a weapon
I could find a species with more original names with three letters
Hide behind your glorified stilts but you’ll always stay inferior 
Not even a Bloaty Pizza Hog could take you so serious
You still have much to learn if you think that’s how flow works
So apologize to the Gems for that Cluster of a verse

Peridot:
Oh my stars! That was more confusing than the Steven
You’re as defective as our Pearl but I’m built from magnesium
Leave your skin ripped and then you’ll find that your arms are gone
Cause you’re not much more limb enhanced than the Crystal Clods
I’m not going Too Far against an invader pretender
Step on this LGM with the Almighty Shortest temper
With banter as pitiful as when you sought love for truth
And you’re even more horrific than a Room with a Moose
Keep on spewing Baloney, it doesn’t matter that you planned it
I’ll still blast this Germ off the face of this miserable planet 
I’m Dark Harvesting the dumb rhymes of this awkward arthropod
Am I determined to win? Apparently more than you, CLOD!

Zim and Gir:
YAY! No, GIR, that’s bad. Rap against the bad lady. Okay! 
Watch me lock in Duty Mode and terminate this rock-brain
Your verse was filled with LIES, it does not affect me like LICE
It seems the Kindergarten was where your rhymes were devised  
Call me a Soulstealer as you bubble up and is given the boot
So zip up your mouth please, like you were my Mongoose dog-suit!
Even baked in Irken ingredients, your rhymes are hard to swallow
Pop you like greasy zits, stuff your remains in a TACO! 
Make me a sandwich! I’m the deadliest of malfunctioning SIRs!
I’ve had more fun watching static than Steven Universe.

Written by Fel, Skeep, Legion, MaNCHA and Anthony


Invader Zim vs Peridot. CartoonMadeRapBattles

The Crystal Gems: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl rap against the Bear Brothers: Ice Bear, Panda, and Grizz! Who will win?

Matthew Thomas as Ice Bear
Frenzy as Panda Bear
Adam/Pool as Grizzly Bear
Emerii as Garnet
Princely as Amethyst
itsannachloem as Pearl

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ICE BEAR, PANDA, & GRIZZ
VERSUS
GARNET, AMETHYST, & PEARL
BEGIN!

Ice Bear:
These gems aren't ready for what Ice Bear can do
Panda Bear:
Once We Bare it all, we’ll show that we’re Stronger Than You
Grizzly Bear:
Dribbling circles around you, breaking through your defense
Grizz & Panda:
Once we destabilize these freaks
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will surely be president
All:
We don't need tiny hands to take you down in a fight
'Cause our fame will always be bigger than Alexandrite
Panda Bear:
We’ll spit sick flows faster than your hiatuses
Ice Bear:
Looks like your mouths are another cold thing Ice Bear needs to shut

Garnet:
You think you'll win against Garnet?
Amethyst:
For you, it'll be a pain
All:
'Cause we're the Crystal Gems, and we'll always save the day!
Pearl:
Sword fighting these fails that try to be internet famous
Amethyst:
We're whipping out these hits
Garnet:
While your show is just heinous
All:
Followed the steps of Rose Quartz, so we can handle these dingles
What’s got you going Primal?
Garnet:
I think they're mad 'cause they're single
Amethyst:
You belong in a Pet Shop if you thought you could top this
Pearl:
Looks like their fame has caved in
Garnet:
Garnet wins

Ice Bear:
Don't talk about Ice Bear...
Panda Bear:
Or we'll have you go poof, leave your gemstones cracked
Grizzly Bear:
That’s right Pan-Pan, let’s scare them off faster than a wolf pack
All:
Raps like a rotten burrito, but hey! You’re used to living with trash
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear’s bringing killer rhymes along with a trusty ax
All:
Up top! You rocks will never rock the roof
Panda Bear:
Pretty salty that Pearl is, even with her fear of eating food
Grizzly Bear:
When facing our clique, you better get On the Run and hide, ‘cause
All:
We Bear stack raps even stronger than a diamond

Pearl:
When you face our abrasion
Pearl & Amethyst:
you'll be sent back to hibernation
All:
You can't evade our invasion
Garnet:
Nor fit with human civilization
Garnet:
We’re so intense
Pearl:
when we’re against
Amethyst: 
Three Ronaldo’s in defense
Garnet:
So confined and exiled, but you’re just barely climbing the fence
Pearl & Amethyst:
Winning’s tripled but split, but we’re afraid that’s not The Answer
Amethyst:
You wanna rip our lips off, you’re missing a limb enhancer
Garnet:
A terrible Log Ride entry
Pearl:
your fur’s now wet from our flow 
All:
Let’s unbox these three cubs; how’s that for a Viral Video?

We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 53.

MML Rooting For The Enemy

giving up on the video, heres the finished audio. i'll make a simpler video in a bit and upload all progress i made on the original planned video

Link vs The Doctor (feat. F00PZ, Luce, And Mancha)

YT Video : https://youtu.be/aoaU5_GxjTM

Cast :
Izuku Midoriya: Alex/J Morris(https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861)
Ruby Rose: Evava (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjHqysMyVuKS0djTRRiUiGQ)

Beat: https://clyp.it/gbdi3hoy?token=b49da89fb1530fc113a9759891c09f93
Beat Prod. : Allrounda
Written by Kamren, MetaMachine, Gengo and Krystal
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by MICAH 


Lyrics :

Ruby Rose:
Facing off against Green Naruto? This'll be lots of fun!
It doesn't take a punch below the gut just to see that Deku is Nuts, 
From his odd choice of friends, to his creepy hero obsession
Me? I graduated from my class, like Aizawa, I'll teach you a lesson
Haven't gotten to your verse, but around girls, I already know
This'll be the second time you got something caught in your throat!
Schools training mutants? Past mentors and black whips?
You only smile in front of others just to hide your 'borrowed' shticks!

Izuku Midoriya:
Fight this wolf, little red hood! I’ll leave another maiden bruised and beat!
Proved you’re weak! Take ‘sis away and you’re a chicken; Rooster Teeth!
Despite your gun obsession, you can’t take shots, stick to copying storylines
When after Pyrrha died, you decided to use your "Silver Eyes!"
Eat this diss, miss! How's that for sweets going through your head?
Wander into U.A, and you’ll end up just like Roses: Red
Why don’t you take your lines and go through another redesign?
But that's pointless like your manga, you're hopeless without your scythe!

Ruby Rose: 
You're always in need of saving, yet you say I’m reliant?
Just look at your recent chapters, make like Koda and stay quiet
So take a seat, I’ll take the lead! You’re not made to take charge
Since when you decide to take action, you end up breaking your arms!
While we’re on the subject, let’s talk about the secret of your quirk
The only thing ‘super’ about this human is the amount of tears you burst!
I’m sorry, speak up a bit and quit it with the mumbled raps
Or you’ll get blown up in this fight, but I guess you’re used to that

Izuku Midoriya:
Analyzing what you've dissed, all I heard from you was fluff-filled!
Take One L For All your wasted ideas, I'm leaving this thorn grilled!
Detroit Smashing the mic, you're not used to throwing punchlines
Guess I'll take center stage myself, I know you got a case of stage fright!
I’ve spent my Summer fighting villains, training to be my class's best
While the ones you've experienced had someone dying in the process!
You were born on Halloween, it’s no wonder you fight Grimm, reaper
You’re a relic; best left 4 years back, while I'm smashing theatres!

Ruby Rose:
You’re as defenseless as they come ; no need to count in percents
If I wanted My Huntress Academics, I'd rather go join the X-Men!
Whether its my flow or your own, you'll still be the one who drowned 
So add this loss to the many times you let everyone around you down

Izuku Midoriya:
Your mom and creator are rolling in their graves knowing you’ll meet the same fate
Even if I brought Ochaco in, you still won't live up to your namesake!
You’re known for having shit writing, keep pushing your fans away
It's verbal Yin and Yang, left you like your sis, let the blood drain!



Izuku Midoriya Vs Ruby Rose - My Hero Academia vs Anything #4 (ft. Alex M & Evava)

Number 2 Sings A Song (REUPLOAD)(The Umbrella Academy Parody)

Shadow Zel as Miles Morales
Alexis Larsen as Luz Noceda

Beat by Didker
Written and Mixed by Raichous

-LYRICS-
MILES
The Spider-Man before got the Green Goblin and Doc Ock
I get the weirdo that edits anime to punk rock
For someone who loves stories with a convoluted lore
Your storylines just leave all of your viewers wishing there was more
It’s no wonder your mother wanted to stunt your creativity
Got kicked out of school for all your dangerous activities
Then in the demon realm, all you do is cause witches agony
Forget about your magic, I’ll still leave you red like Amity
Oh cramity, the calamity, you’re out here losing your family
This mama was ready for trauma until she got hit with tragedy
When my mentor passed on, I still made my way to the top
I don’t need a scroll to tell me you’re the one chosen to flop
A dense apprentice hobbyist, can’t even see the obvious
Tryna show that you’re tolerant by queerbaiting your audience
A couple of witches starting to spark some teenage romance
But what are you gonna do when you gotta go home, man?

LUZ
Lo siento, mamí, I know you wanted me to be good
But I have to beat this Spider-Man back to his friendly neighborhood
I held my own against Belos, I’ve taken down Grometheus
I beat the Grudgby champion, this challenge is my easiest
Just like Azura said, when face to face with her rival
You were never relevant until your thirty-sixth revival
For a self proclaimed hero, it seems you cause a lot of casualties 
You’re not even skilled enough to swing in and save your family
How could anyone trust you when you’re related to the Prowler
You had five Spider-Mentors, but couldn’t match half of my power
Meanwhile, I’m rising to the top, using spells to make houses walk
Even with my body swapped, you can’t handle the glyphs I got
A dead Sunflower, that wants to stand in out in the crowd
Overshadowed by the clouds of the brands that he’s selling out
You wanna be Spider-Man, trying to live up to his legacy
It’s sad to see, you’ll never be the hero that the city needs

MILES
You expect me to believe that you brought fireworks to school
When you don’t have what it takes to bring fire words to a duel
No amount of glyphs’ll help you when you’re up against Morales
Sketching symbols for your powers while I’ve got natural talent
You don’t need a sack attached to your heart to be full of bile
How’s a human the most dangerous thing in the Boiling Isles?
I’m still struggling trying to find the dark side of this otter
But so far, I’ve only found a Dominican Harry Potter

LUZ
¡No me hables así! Don’t act like you’re any more creative
When you copied Static’s powers and mixed them with Spidey’s basics
You told Peter you’d be fine, but you struggle at stopping crime
So incompetent on your own, I’d bet that Ganke wrote your lines
Ay, que lindo, you think that stand a chance against my magic
I fought the odds and succeeded, you could never match passion
Camouflage and hide away, you should stick to your own dimension 
Step to me again, and you’ll be faced with detention


Special thanks to the teams behind The Owl House and Spider-Man: Miles Morales, who gave me the inspiration to be creative during my worst depression in the past three years.

Connie Maheswaran vs Penny Fitzgerald. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 51.

Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

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