Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Michaela Laws as Queen of Hearts
Cami-Cat as Wicked Witch of the West

Queen of Hearts:
I am not amused, nor am I entertained;
If I want a broom, I'll fetch the maid
To sweep up this wizard of oozing the moment they forecast a spell of rain!
I've been reigning non-stop; you're a coward
who waited with monkeys on top of a tower,
So now you've a stench like some Jabberwocky droppings,
how about you be a doll and go pop in a shower?
Your Hatter is Madder than usual;
that whole traffic cone cap, you don't suit at all!
You can't value your head; you're so damn executable,
even came dressed for your funeral!
Now, here's the hottest tea you could fill a teapot with!
Went from modesty to the Scary Poppins!
You're the one broad who can stand next to Harry Osborn and look lots more like a Green Goblin!

Wicked Witch of the West:
You've dealt a bad hand with those atrocious rhymes, so hit me!
Man, I'm wicked, but your tyranny's not going to fly, my pretty!
This time, the witch will do the burning! In a rap battle, I flame non-stop
With the fire to make you Krispy when I Snap, Cackle, and then Pop off!
Alice should give you the bottle instead;
you need a shrink, since you're off with your head!
Like a rose, I can paint your whole body in red,
but they ain't got an axe that could chop through your neck!
Step to my pentagram, with a pen in hand;
cue the temper tantrum - you're a petty brat!
It's so funny your country is named so apt:
I'm wondering if your punches will ever land!
Don't ya come for my monkey huntsman,
when you're undercut by a munchkin husband
Who frees citizens from your dusty dungeon!
He's Tweedle Dinky; you're the Tweedle Dumb one!
I'm surprised that crown even fits at all;
you looked less round on my crystal ball!
Shut that pie hole amidst this brawl,
before somebody might trip and fall!

Queen of Hearts:
I get the crowd loud when I'm picked as a spitter!
Bring the house down; you'll get squished like your sister!
Finish foul-mouthing, freak frivolous fibber,
Or have it gouged out like it is a tongue-twister!
Who is the most inconsistently-written whack villain in fiction?
I think it's the fraud with the slippers.
Is that fake wizard your dad, or a fling that you kissed then? You Freudian slipper!
Don't toy with me, bitch!
I got a kingdom: I run unopposed!
Your soldiers rejoiced when you split!
It wasn't a secret they hated you; doesn't take much to go under that nose!
You look like an ugly Fiona, except you've been stuck as the ogre; just make a potion.
And it might've been fine in 1939, but in today's climate, you're still aquaphobic?
NO NO NO! That's not how I wanted it!
Throw those roses and plant me some poppy seeds,
'Cuz I'd rather nod off to sleep!
You may defy only gravity, not the queen!
How wicked, it's your bitter end!
There's no fake-out; after this, you're dead!
Let us sing songs while she's ripped to shreds!
Off with - ding dong, THE WITCH'S HEAD!

Wicked Witch of the West:
There's no lady as lazy as Bridget is.
If you could, you would probably make the flamingo spit!
Going through hoops and you're still never winning this,
and you aren't getting past me; I'm no Wicket Witch!
Governed by hearsay; your man should abort ship!
Don't hear what he says: it's kangaroo courtship!
"My pretty" is simply too generous; you are my "hideous-blob-on-the-brink-of-divorcing"!
How bizarre, with a thousand of lousy guards,
all I'd lose is a round of hearts!
No twister to rip her grounds apart;
I could huff and puff to down your house of cards!
You and that menace Toto act the same;
you both then became a damn basket-case!
Though you lack any bite, you explode with rage
and only can choke on that cone of shame!
So let them eat tarts, or that head will loosen;
from French pastries to French Revolution!
You entered a threat, but then left a doofus;
you're destined to fail in execution!

Queen of Hearts vs. Wicked Witch of the West - Rap Battle!

Freddy Fazbear Sings A Song ( Movie Parody )

Fresy Kanal: Six vs Wirt (Little Nightmares vs Over the Garden Wall) ft. Eric the Audible & Evava

This is an original song inspired by the Five Nights at Freddy's series by Scott Cawthon. It tells the story of the various dead children within the series.

Lyrics:
I stand here all alone, outside looking in
Wish that I could be at that party
But no one knows my name, no one lets me in
Wish that they could see what I could be

A man comes up behind me, a smile upon his face
I wish that I could run, but my legs are stuck in place
Now suddenly I'm fading, and I'm about to die
Now everything has changed, and I don't know why

All I ever wanted was a birthday party
One that doesn't end in pain and tears
All I ever wanted was a birthday party
But everything is darkness now
What once was joy has turned to fear...

He told us all to come, told us it'd be fun
Wish that we had known it was all lies 
He took us to a room, there the deed was done
No one else around to hear our cries

A voice rings through the darkness, and calls us to the light
He tells us with his help, we can turn the wrong to right
Within these newfound bodies, a nightmare we will bring
The wicked man will die, and we start to sing our song

SO YOU THINK THAT YOU'VE WON
YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE
WHAT WAS WRONG, WE'LL MAKE RIGHT
YOU WON'T LAST FOR FIVE WHOLE NIGHTS
IT IS YOU, IT IS ME
WE'RE THE LAST THING THAT YOU'LL SEE
HEAR OUR SONG, HEED OUR CRY
YOU WILL BE THE NEXT TO DIE

They're knocking at my door, I can't take it anymore
Why does nobody believe me when I say they're here?
And when you make fun of me, how I wish that you could see
There's a monster in the darkness and it knows my fear

But you continued laughing, and tortured me each day
Dear brother, I don't see why it had to be this way
And now the light is fading, a voice calls out to me
You say that you're my friends; can you set me free?

All I ever wanted was a birthday party
One that doesn't end in pain and tears
All I ever wanted was a birthday party
But everything is darkness now
What once was joy has turned to fear...

All we ever wanted was a birthday party
One that doesn't end in pain and tears
Now we can be happy at this birthday party
Now everything will be alright
We're free now, after all these years

Birthday Party - Original Five Nights at Freddy's Song

Feel free to use this track but please give back credit by providing a link to this song on your video.

[FNAF:SL] Playground Ft. Retrotype

Two of the most classic ducks in cartoon history finally go hand in hand in an epic rap battle! Enjoy!

HyperJacob96 as Donald Duck
Stofferex as Daffy Duck
Beat by Beatg33kz
Written by Matthew Thomas, WoodenHornets, Jacob G, thelegion, Frenzy, HyperJacob96, and SkeepTieel
Mixed by Matthew Thomas

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DONALD DUCK
VERSUS
DAFFY DUCK
BEGIN!

Daffy Duck:
Never in my life did I think I'd have to deal with ya
The old-school quack pack rocks Nazi memorabilia
I throw wits with every syllable, your show is just so typical
I'm the pinnacle of spittable flows while you’re just despicable
Aw shucks, this lackluster thinks he’ll take down the Duck Amuck?
Elmer can’t even compare to the shots I’ll spit in this Duck Hunt
And your mousey friend couldn’t even last ten minutes with Bugs
No need to Duck Avenge yourself, I’m the king of Space Dunk
Yes, you might be the first, but in the ring, you’ll last secondly
Looking short-tempered as I rap over these Merrie Melodies 
Step back Onto Ice, you’re not close to a challenge for me
Let’s see what happens when this Loonatic is Unleashed

Donald Duck:
So they put me up against this Looney fraud? Aw, phooey! 
I had better times dealing with Huey, Dewey, and Louie!
You’re more stupid than I thought, you should’ve been left to rot
‘Cause it’s pretty obvious which character Tex Avery ripped on
Lay off Jordan’s ‘special stuff’, your fleet of flaws are endless
Duck Dodging the facts? And they said that I was jealous
I’m a royal Musketeer, while you’re a simpleton squealer
And I’ll show this unoriginal duck with a lisp whose Superior
You won’t be Back in Action once I’m slapping this failure
I’m the captain of this ship, while you’re nothing short of a sailor
This verbal wall I built will leave you more broken than Pete
So who’s Darkwinning this? One guess, but who? No one but me!

Daffy Duck:
Well thank god for this description! I can barely comprehend you!
Don't think your birds of a feather will try to go and defend you
You’re putting me to sleep with your exhausted gags and jokes
You thought I was done? No! That’s not all, folks!
Your comedy’s atrocious, filled with incoherent quacking
When my mallet meets your mouth, you’ll be too busy napping 
You’re irrelevant, while I’m a toon perfect for cartoons
But hey, let me know if they ever give YOU a reboot

Donald Duck:
Oh boy! It seems you’re forgetting something, I mean clearly
Your Looney Tunes Show can’t compare to my 2013 series
You’re in Deep Duck Trouble, you can’t escape from this beating
When I’m gunning down your bars, like it’s duck hunting season!
You thinking you’ll be the victor is richer than my Uncle Scrooge
Just look at yourself, Idiot Eyes, you’re nothing but a Goof
So now that I’m through with this duck more irritating than Chip n’ Dale
See Ya Later Gladiator, I’m putting an end to this Duck Tale!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Donald Duck vs Daffy Duck. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 56.

Mathew Swift as Bugs Bunny and Announcer
Fle as Woody Woodpecker

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what’s up, doc? Allow me to be Ms. Mean-y
Road-run out of this battle and take that left at Albuquerque
This bunny’s going Back in Action to obtain my second victory
You’re talentless! But, when I sing, it’s a real Merrie Melody!
Universally adored! You’re behind me, in the dust
Face the music, you’re outdated. Nothing more to be discussed
I’m legendary! People always Tuned out your Looney Toons
So I’ll add you to the crew of your own Ship of Ghouls!

Woody Woodpecker:
Knock Knock, guess who? Woody Woodpecker buddy! 
I got the pecks to reduce you to a Bug, Bunny! 
You’re Lola-loco to think ya could get her’ 
She’d turn to someone better; and hop on my woodpecker 
Ya’ diagnosis is this roastin’- that’s what’s up, doc! 
And I could barely bare the hare on the cereal box 
It’s Wabbit season, Bugs! Don’t think I would forget
So ravage underground, ‘cause I’ve got a bone to Peck!

Bugs Bunny:
Of course you realise… this means war!
You tried to peck off more bark than you could hope for
Steal spotlights from pandas? You can't win on your own
I’ll surpass you and Daffy; two birds, one microphone 
Mista, I’m the slickest trickster who's ever dissed ya
You’re history, forgotten, and no one’s ever missed ya
Eh, I’ll give you a punchline since you’re already a joke 
Now that I’ve fried this chicken,

Porky Pig:
Tha-tha-that's all folks!

Woody Woodpecker:
You may have collected respect and the company’s money
it doesn't take a genius to know that this bunny’s unfunny
I’m more raw than carrots- you should stick to ya pranks
I’m dropping rap bombs, while you’re shooting Blancs
You’ll fall with a Fudd as I hunt you on this track
You made this battle a drag, but hey, you're a queen of that
Stuck in another jam, you'll be left spaced out
But it's no surprise when you take 2nd place to a mouse

Written by Matthew Thomas, Fle, R, Legion, WonderPikachu

Bugs Bunny vs Woody Woodpecker. CMRB

Fel as Norman Bates' Voice 
Zawesome as Norman Bates' Video
Swedely as Jack Torrance's Voice
PeppyPigeon as Jack Torrance's Video
Freshy Kanal & Fel as Norma Bates' Voice

Written by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat produced by:
Freshy Kanal & VinnyO

Chiseled by:
Jason, Adroit and Vriska

Mixed & Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal

Thumbnail by:
Fel 

Lyrics:

Norman Bates: 
Would you mind not throwing a fit in my business?
With that grimace you don’t lay a welcome mat, from what I’ve witnessed
I’ve known some shitty role models, your obsession brought your slaughter
Now I’ll make this the part 2 of ridding frantic frivolous fathers
So Kubrick screwed his train of thought, and cooked a different mad plot
Now the author of this author is flooding his floors with bad blood.
My footsteps are what my plan brought, with all the friends that I have lost
While your path froze your guts to death--I’ll check you in as Jack Frost.



Jack Torrance: 
A child and his mother, I corrected the disturbance 
Now they send me both cases within one goddamn person
It’s a burden, but I guess I’m gonna have to let the storm in
You dropped the ball on the carpet? Then fucking play with me, Norman!
This spineless biased child will bring the crisis I’m divining.
It only takes a lifeless mind to give your mindless life a Shining
I’ll flip you and your “stab-me-daddy-slapstick-gist”
Your spirit’s like: “Keep calm and pass the buck to mommy, she can handle this”
You’re simply full of lust, I know it makes you feel so ill
Still don’t have the guts to face it so you take them out your roadkill.
Now you perfectly replicate what you pin on your walls
An empty, anxious, little bitch that ripped his soul with what he caused
 
Norman and Norma Bates: 
Mother, what’s the plan? Pierce this Jackoff ‘till the game’s won
No need for reversed writing to know Torrance is getting REDRUM’d
You play with your work but who’s feeling disturbed? Think of more than one sentence and write it
Are you finally willing to fight and confront or did I get a dull boy excited
I know it’s not my place to get involved in, but you got nothing but your avarice and despair evolving
‘Til your only belief in everything you ever made is that the bottles you empty are gonna solve it
And packing a weapon? Listen up, I know this whole feeling is filling your guilt
But you showered in self deprecation and went to get stabbed by the story you built
You crafted your own trial, dropped out full of wrath and envy
The labyrinth was the game, but Player One wasn’t Ready.

Jack Torrance: 
You keep your basement locked after silencing mommy?
There won’t be secrets behind closed doors when Here’s Johnny!
Where’s the light of your life? You’re turning your home to hell
Peep so many holes in the wall, call it Mastur-Bate’s Motel
Your mom wrecked social contact within the feminine context.
I mean how’s dinner with her corpse and your oedipus complex?
It doesn’t matter who you mess with, you’ll stay obsessed and desperate
Your mind is your own maze and you will never find the exit

Norman Bates vs. Jack Torrance - Rap Battle!

Samara:
In seven days your semi fame will get erased
Forever hated, devastated, choking on your petty rage
Against a dated slasher specializing in edgy teens
I’ve seen meaner scream queens squealing on MTV
I’m the first film sensation from Asia to get the west cravin’
You’re the last one people think of when they hear “Wes Craven”
Abandoned by your mother and it drove you to insanity,
So you’ll bite another bullet, guess it runs in the family

Ghostface:
Hello, announcer - can I fight someone new, please?
You must’ve misheard me; I said I like scary movies
You would think by now you’re used to getting played, but
I can help you out if you really wanna hang up
List everyone you ripped off? I'd rather tape my mouth shut
Stringy hair ghost girl couldn't have been more washed up.
Idyllic but then your hopes for a fairytale drowned
So Samara, Samara, can you let your fans down?
They put a cliche mess right on a VHS
Just so your franchise can replay death?
My scream time made your dreams work, 'til I slayed you.
With your screen time, you shouldn't really call yourself a breakthrough

Samara:
I'm trapped in the waters but protected by god
Drop the facade, you’re useless! Even your rules are flawed

Ghostface:
Wrong answer! Your reboot trash is lackluster
You’re barely at the bottom of the bargain bin at Blockbuster

Samara:
So formulaic, you're more suited for Scooby-Doo
Stuck in an endless loop of Sidney eluding you
Coming at me choking on your phoned-in lines? Please,
I’m screwing you over worse than caller ID
Talk about your franchise like you're one to boast
Enough with your sequels; just give up the ghost
We both know exactly what it's like to take a dive
To be blunt, your role couldn't get your ratings high.

Ghostface:
Unstoppable like Jason, you can’t stop the bloodshed
Shoulda known, never assume the killer is dead
Face it, Grudge girl, you will never be my equal
The body count’s capped out, so there’s no need for a sequel!

Garbage Gothic as Samara Morgan

Razzy as Ghostface

Written by: Freshy Kanal, Razzy, Walk & Adroitwhiz

Mixing by: Freshy Kanal

Beat by: Audio Network

Additional Help by: DCARaps, Rabi, Atronachsaura, Brodecai, Diogo, Gengo & ItsJustBrenden

Cover Art by: Adroitwhiz

VIDEO RELEASE: TODAY

Ghostface vs. Samara Morgan - Rap Battle!

Reupload. Last upload got taken down and my appeal didn't go through.

Azia as Peridot
Lil Secks as The Flatwoods Monster

Peridot:

*ahem* Here’s the drill, you corrupted cryptid
I’m sure to leave a burnt metallic odor inflicted
On this twisted thing so it can’t cause humans harm
By removing this clodpated owl from my barn!
*Peridot grumbling noises* Not a stretch to erect you defective
When even your very permanence comes into question
When Pumpkin warned me of a danger - I assumed it would be that
Not a Braxton brat left like his name and fame - Flat!


The Flatwoods Monster:

Is your win’s existence evident? Let’s gather the evidence
You drone on more than those that defend your residence
Homeworld’s logic is astounding - they’ve made an Era 2
I’ll be taking Lapis out of your life - you’re feeling blue
Shud a Lil’ Butler step up in this bout
I’ll prove you’re not unique - I cast the shadow of a doubt
Staring sadly at the figure your irate dog ate
While your Campy Pining Heart couldn’t even keep a Log Date

Peridot:

I don’t think my Message was Received, judging by your torment
You just keep spitting things that get flushed down the toilet
The point is - I’m prevailing in this verbal Gem War
So I order you to get out my dimension, 10 4?
You’d like a Log Date, wouldn’t ya? Got a thing for tree trunks
But now the Flatwoods Monster’s unable to touch stumps
*NYEHEHEH!* That Will Be All, you Flatwoods clod
There will be no escape pod when displayed as a fraud

The Flatwoods Monster:

Towering over this Mistake, like my name was Yellow Diamond
When I’m spitting fire balls to leave this Breakfast Friend Crying
Don’t get con-fused, prude, when you’re blacked out and and caked in goo
I sighted Doritos and Mountain Dew fused, it was you!
Step out of your Uni-verse and face me in tangibility
For I shall spare this Clusterf*** due to her lack of ability
So you can save your “wow, thanks” and your feeble skills from Steven
Before I leave you and this battle cut clean like cleavage..