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Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 3

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Mulan - I'll Make A Man Out Of You

Don't Mine At Night (Pony Music Video Parody) ANIMATIC

Creeper Rap - Dan Bull (not mine)

B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

Frenzy as Johnny Bravo
B-Lo Lorbes as Quagmire

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
QUAGMIRE!
VERSUS!
JOHNNY BRAVO!
BEGIN!

Johnny Bravo:
I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army
You're just a pedophile who thinks he can harm me
I came, I saw, then I broke your hip and beat you up
You can't beat the brave Bravo, since it'll be tough
Once I beat you up, I'll make sure to not get your blood on my hair
But I can't complain since I'm fighting a guy who's virginity's going nowhere
Just admit it little pussy, you think I'm pretty
When you're done, it'll be a party, do the monkey with me!

Quagmire:
Well I have a question, why are you here?
You’re just a blonde guy who loves himself, so I’ll make you disappear 
Try to face Quagmire, and I'll leave you destroyed
This battle will be done before you take your next steroid
You're all bulk and no bite, with hair bigger than your dick
So conceited, even Little Suzy thinks you're a prick!
I'll cheat you like Pops, your chances are weak, dude 
Your last name is what your fans will say after I beat you

Johnny Bravo:
Wooaaah, Momma! Quaggy came in hitting hard!
It's too bad all his neighbors think he's a perverted retard
Stop trying to show people your woody, it’s clear I got the biggest log
Face it, the only thing you could hit was your neighbor's dog

Quagmire:
Well at least I have a job at flying pilots
While you’re just an Elvis wannabe who thinks he’s a stylist
You’ll always be forever ‘cause no girl wants to see your willy
You thought you had a chance against me? Giggity, Giggity, Giggity

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC *giggity giggity giggity* RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Johnny Bravo vs Quagmire. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 35

Mancha as Captain Planet
Miss4yo as Ms. Frizzle
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CAPTAIN PLANET!
VERSUS!
MS. FRIZZLE!
BEGIN!

Captain Planet:
My name is Captain Planet, I’m the king of the environment
This crazy bitch is so old, she should go on retirement
Drive your magic bus outta here, or this super clean super hero will hit ya 
Your show is just like your rapping Frizzle, it’s pure litter
Been saving the world from dirt, while you drive into kids mouths 
Teach this to your students, as I show you what “recycling” is all about
This captain is about to show this insane teacher some pain
Tell me what you have to say, before I wash out this stain

Ms. Frizzle:
Hold on children, we’re in for a bumpy ride
Ms. Frizzle decides to put learning aside
To dis out this thong wearing bastard, we won’t need seat belts 
I’m gonna win this battle, I couldn't have said it better myself!
You say you’re all mighty, when you’re not the captain of the planet
I’ll run over you with my magic school bus, so can it!
I won't be so ego friendly to this pedophilic clown
As I always say… Nothing is gonna take me down

Captain Planet:
Let our powers combine, it’s time we finish this off this wannabe
It’s clear you’re the worse bitch in space in cartoon history 
I’ll use all my might to wipe away this disgrace
Why don’t you shrink yourself again, so I won’t have to see your face

Ms. Frizzle:
Compared to real superheroes, your powers don’t do squat 
This twat has a worse plot, with more spots and dots than my top
Keep your spandex, for my complex disses will leave you to rust
I don’t have time for this, time to ride the Magic School Bus!

Steven:
It’s me Steven Universe! Look at my name and give some respect
Or I’ll pollute your two assholes, and leave you both wrecked
I’ll use the power of my gem to end you two for good
This won’t be a fun trip Ms. Friz, let this be understood
CP?, you’re not a hero, considering you can’t handle this
Take all your low existence of this planet, Captain Planet
Frizzle, after my verse, you’ll be riding in a hearse
And now, I think it’s time that you get out of Steven’s Universe

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Captain Planet vs Ms. Frizzle. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 36

Stofferex as Bugs Bunny
WoodenHornets as Mickey Mouse

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
BUGS BUNNY!
VS!
MICKEY MOUSE!
BEGIN!

Bugs Bunny:
Ehh, what’s up doc? This Looney Tune will kick your ass
I’m gonna be like Road Runner, and make my point fast
I’m coming in fast, like a Tazmanian Devil
You know not to mess with the bunny from the meadow
In my opinion, you’re an outlaw, I should call Yosemite Sam
Classic my ass, you should give some credit to Felix the Cat, you scam
All you do is copy off others, we should call you Mickey Parrot
Cmon and come over here, so I can snap you like a carrot!

Mickey Mouse:
Who does this bunny think he is, a wannabe of me?
There’s no way you can face this Epic Mickey
Step away from my clubhouse, there’s no way you’ll be getting in
You seriously think you’re gonna win? You must be Goofin’
When I was back in black and white, I had all the people laughing
At least my buddy, Donald is more happy than your buddy, Daffy!
It’s Rabbit season Bugsy, so you better scram
You really set the bar low, when you did the movie, Space Jam!

Bugs Bunny:
I couldn’t make out what you said, you were stuttering like Porky
Take your annoying high voice outta here, I can’t stand you talking
I beat Thumper in rap so I can take Mickey on, just listen
And you’re suppose to be for children? You were the symbol of racism!
Stay in your Clubhouse, you’ll be forgotten like Oswald the Rabbit
I’ll take your sweetie Minnie, and give her my tasty carrot
Compare me and you, all the kids loved me the most
Let me end this fight now, that’s all folks!

Mickey Mouse:
Oh, you think that you're clever, you think you can steal Minnie?
No!  The only girl you'll get is that Amy Rose ripoff, Lola Bunny!
Why did you go to the real world? We’re you too tired of being fake?
Go Back in Action, before I cook this rabbit and make carrot cake
My rhymes are cooking, you best be calling them Remy the Rat
I’ll squish you like a bug, Bugs, try learning to rap
Your raps are more of a disaster than your new Looney Tunes show
And remember this, REAL SUFFERING IS UNKNOWN!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 37

Justin Buckner as Garfield
THEWUZSHADYFILMMAKER as Heathcliff

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
HEATHCLIFF!
VERSUS!
GARFIELD!
BEGIN!

Garfield:
Let’s just get this over with, my lasagna’s getting cold
Heathcliff, you can’t do anything to this, my rhymes will be gold
People like you should be dragged into the street and get shot
Your popularity has been left to rot, stop thinking you’re top, dawg
I actually have a home, while you’re an alley cat in the streets
You in the mafia or something? ‘cause you just syndi-cut your defeat
Call me fat all you want, I can tell if you're bluffing
I hate you even more than Mondays, and that’s saying something

Heathcliff:
Stepping up to me? What a big mistake you've made
Once I've finished with you, you'll be more than just afraid
This orange fat cat needs to stop with his disses
You’re pissing me off, you need to stay out of the kitchen!
You’re just a lonely emo freak, that needs to lose some pounds
This is my street Garfield, I’ll be taking you down town
It’s over for you kitty, I’m the new cat they adore
You’re out of business, because nobody reads the paper anymore

Garfield:
I’m not overweight, you see, it’s called being undertall
You really been lacking lately, oh wait, you were never funny at all
I wanna sleep, but I can still battle you while I'm dozy
I would prefer you to shut up, your voice annoys me more than Odie
Been loved from comics to CGI, you're just a borer!
You've been naughty Cliff, go back to the kitty corner
You act like a mutt, so you better grab this bone
I’m lovable, you’re just the pussy version of Al Capone

Heathcliff:
You need to stop eating all that lasagna, I mean what’s the dealio? 
You can never beat me, my rhymes are as hot as Cleo
Just like Doraemon, I have a girlfriend, you got no friends, this’ll be your end
All your popularity is just pretend, that's something you can't defend
I’ll be hanging out with Marmaduke, and I don’t mean to be rude
But when your 2 movies came out dude, I knew you were screwed
What's the matter fat cat, you're looking pretty pale
I think you're upset, ‘cause you just Gar-failed

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Garfield vs Heathcliff. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 38

SwaySway – Anthony Perry
Buhdeuce - WoodenHornets
Gumball - Fel
Darwin - Zack Maloney
Zach - Matthew Thomas

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
BREADWINNERS!
VERSUS!
GUMBALL AND DARWIN!
BEGIN!

SwaySway:
Here’s our next stop, time to diss out this cat and fish
Our rhymes will be jelly filled, so eat this fresh diss
Buhdeuce:
Yep Yep, it’s in our name, of course we are the bread WINNERS
Instead of bread, we’ll be having dead cat to deliver    
SwaySway:
We’ll be roasting these boasts, until they admit their defeat
Hope you like toast! ‘Cause that’s all you’ll have to eat
Buhdeuce:
Our rhymes are flat, just like some flatbread, man!
Once we win, we’re gonna make our pants dance

Gumball:
Do I have to go on about how much your show sucks?
Well wish me luck, you hardly even look like ducks!
Darwin:
Your chances of winning are as tiny as breadcrumbs
There’s no way you can Breadwin this, ‘cause you both are so dumb
Gumball:
You better fly away, like your show, your rapping’s lame
You can say what you want, at least we don’t have god awful names!
Darwin:
You all need to Bread roll out of this, and take some classes
The reason you can’t win this is ‘cause you’re too busy shaking your asses

SwaySway:
We’re two lucky ducks with the best job ever!
People like us better, better step up your game, no pressure!
Buhdeuce:
I’m a short dude, but I don’t care if I’m small
How can you win, when you can’t get Penny to lick your Gumballs?
SwaySway:
Our rhymes are prickly, just like that cactus, Carmen
We’re always ready to rock the mic, dissing bitches is our mission!
Buhdeuce:
I’m shaped like a ball and I’m just getting started!
Once we win, we’ll be having a Zero G Dance Party!

(Gumball turns into Zach)

Zach:
It’s Zach here, rocking the purple sunglasses, to make your deaths funny
The only reason you exist, is for Nickelodeon to make money
Darwin:
SwaySway, give up, you’ll never get Jenny’s buns
I bet the budget of your show is not even worth a Penny, you bums
Gumball:
Maybe you should check the mirrors, ‘cause everything about your show is bad
We’ll be going strong forever while you’ll just be another cartoon fad
Darwin:
Zero G Dance Party? That doesn’t make the boss
Both:
You’re in our Amazing World now, ‘cause you both just Bread-lost!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Gumball and Darwin vs Breadwinners. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 39

Anthony as Fanboy, Zack as Chum Chum
Dave as Spongebob, Matthew as Patrick

EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES
FANBOY AND CHUM CHUM
VS
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK
BEGIN

Fanboy:
Hey Chum Chum, lets own these chumps who’s show is complete trash 
We got an annoying yellow sponge and a penis shaped dumbass
Chum Chum:
You two are worth nothing so get back under the sea
Our raps are so cold, that they're give you 
Both:
Brain Freeze!
Chum Chum:
Stop laughing so much, what the hell are you two on?
We will rock your world harder, than the Campfire Song 
Fanboy:
Go back to bikini bottom before you get your asses destroyed
My rhymes will blow you away, just like a fan, boy!

Spongebob:
WE’RE READY!, WE’RE READY! to destroy the both of ya
You guys can’t get past me, I’m a Goofy Goober!
Patrick:
Your disses are so annoying, I would rather play mayo!
I cannot see the chance of you winning, like how I can’t see my forehead (OOHHHHH)
Spongebob:
Beating you guys will be more easy then flipping patties
Your show has nothing to do with you being superheroes, laddies
Patrick:
You guys will be popped, like popping bubbles with a needle
Once we win, we’ll ride our victory’s like Dutchman’s ship (leedle leedle leedle)

Chum Chum:
Do you have anything better to do then pissing off your nearbers
Fanboy:
You think blowing bubbles is art, man you're such failures 
Chum Chum:
Got that right, since patrick can't even get an award and
Fanboy:
All you do is chase jellyfish and be annoying, could it get more boring
Chum Chum:
I can see why squidward hates you, always making people mad!
Fanboy:
You’re only talent is to clean, man how sad
Chum Chum:
Why don’t you quit rapping and go suck spongebob’s little sponge dick
Fanboy:
Its obvious to see we've won, so goodbye bob and rick

Patrick:
MY NAMES NOT RICK!!!!!
If you call me that again, you’ll turn purple, you dicks
Spongebob:
Better watch out, ‘cause our rhymes sting more than a jellyfish
I also know karate, you really wanna piece of this 
Patrick:
You guys need to go back to the first grade, so you can learn wumbo!
Spongebob:
We had Hasselhoff saving us, while you two are still big dumbos
Patrick:
Once upon a time, there were 2 ugly barnacles, and
They were so annoying, that they’re show was cancelled… The End


Spongebob and Patrick vs Fanboy and Chum Chum. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2.

Your Door Was Locked!

@jmbraps as Toon Link
@stofferex as Paper Mario

Toon Link:
A new legend was born, and he’s here to teach this man a lesson
I’m saving Hyrule while you’re busy buying contact lens
What’s your puny hammer got against my Master Sword, kid?
I would stomp you flat, but you’ve already beat me to it
Using the Wind’s Requiem to blow your paper back to town!
You better run before I use these Iron Boots to squash you down!
You suck more than my Gust Jar, so I won’t hear another word
when I whip out my Pacci’s Cane and use it to flip you the bird!

Paper Mario:
This grandmama’s boy just stepped up to the wrong mascot
The RPG master’s gonna snap this win without a Picto Box!
A schizophrenic with a talking boat are trash for the millienia
I’ll switch to 3D mode and kick you back to Pennsylvania
A twelve year old boy trying to be Poseidon
While I’m Morphing into airplanes to crash into your little islands!
I’m the super duper trooper ruler attacking this junior!
Your appearance in Smash was more useless than the Tingle Tuner

Toon Link:
Someone’s jealous that Doctor Mario was the chosen clone!
Bring your brother to this battle and I’ll show you how to smash Bros.!
Throw you in the paper shredder and leave you in the Royal Crypt
You’ll take a turn for the worse with a Spin Attack, so just split!
Now onwards, and forwards! We’ll wreck you with Four Swords!
You’re Borderline horrible, Door more disappointing than Pandora
Useless! I wouldn’t even crumple you up in a ball for my plumbing!
Your rhymes were worse than Sticker Star, and that’s saying something

Paper Mario:
Mama Mia, has it not crossed these four blind mice
That their ginormous Rupee Wallet won't help them pay the price?
While I’m feeling up Flurry, you four latch each other’s Hookshots
Give up now, because all your efforts are just for X-Naught!
Your time is running out! Hourglass won’t help you little boy!
So take another step closer and you’ll get sucked into the Void
I’d rather deal with Tingle’s quest, than listen to this ingrate
Just like Zess T.’s recipes, all your games were just Mistakes!

Toon Link vs Paper Mario

Welcome to the second battle of Sparking Rap Battles.

Cast
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
SkeepTieel as Sumo
Zander P as Jeff
Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-can as Double D
Enzo Sacks as Eddy

Beat produced by Kustom

Clarence:
We’re the “Kings of the World!” you’re a bunch of awkward teenagers
You’ll never be as big as Belson but you’ll be bigger failures
Jeff:
I’ve calculated these kids clearly have no morales
Your only fans are kids without entertainment values 
Sumo:
You wanna’ fun dungeon face-off? Ha! so be it.
Eat you up like Jeff’s fries, Jaw-break ya’ to pieces
Clarence:
So you want to beat the best? Pfft. In your dreams!
All:
We’ve seen more terrifying kids at Rough Riders Elementary!

All:
Ed, Edd n' Eddy scamming kids since 1999!
Posers, without you Cartoon Network would be fine!
Ed:
Your minds and designs couldn’t be more questionable
Eddy:
Clarence, you'll fail like the Jingle, Jingle Jangle special!
Edd:
You're basically a copy of us but with no personalities!
You’re even more brain-dead than your friend Percy!
Eddy:
What the? Clarence-dollars? What kind of Scams are these?
Cartoon Network must be falling down to air shows like this!

Jeff:
Ed, Edd, and Eddy will be begging to be spared
As your chance of winning is as big as Sumo’s hair!
Sumo:
You’re all bark and no bite, no street smarts what-so-ever
More boring than a "Dinner Party", you’re not even contenders. 
Jeff and Sumo:
Rebellious fellas worse than Belson couldn’t handle us
More repetitive than all your names, there’s nothing more to discuss
Clarence:
Congratulations, this was funnier than my Squeeze horn and it couldn't-
Be a more ed-cellent battle but your raps were so Wooden...

Ed:
Eddy! These guys came from the Belly of Hades!
We have the nerd with OCD and the overweight baby!
Eddy:
We could not see our fathers, but at least we don't have lesbian mothers!
You're weak like Jimmy while we handle the Kankers sisters!
Fatty Kid, Even Johnny is more sane than your creator!
Screw it, these dudes have screws loose bigger than a crater
Edd:
If I make the calculation, the result is that is better our flow!
I think we finally win and it only took a Big Picture Show!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, TicciSparks87, Walkthroughepicness and SkeepTieel


Clarence, Jeff and Sumo vs Ed, Edd n' Eddy - SRB #2

Artwork: http://ozumii.deviantart.com/art/Megalovania-579338351

I was surprised that no one else did a full blown remix of both Bonetrousle and Megalovania together, and I decided to solve the problem. So here you go, a remix masterpiece that took two weeks of working non-stop (and I'm working on a big project at the same time, so that's why this remix took longer than usual) OvO

This song is one of the most technical remixes I've ever written, as I was trying to practice going from two extremities (Very hard tech to light orchestral) and also practice using various transitions throughout the entire piece. I was trying to see how far my skills could go, and I hope you enjoy! OwO

[Undertale Remix] SharaX - Megalotrousle

Cover Art by Mancha
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Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Cam (VideoGameRapBattles) as Lemongrab 
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Stofferex as Lord Hater
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Anthony Perry as Peepers
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Lyrics:
Lord Hater:
This overzealous fella’s about to start a bout with Lord Hater
Rockin’ lasers in my hand, I’m an energy manipulator
Unaccept this defective reject and leave your Lemon Earldom decimated
I’ll rip that football head straight off and decorate it like my spaceship
Your piercing screeches would be perfect for my Torture Mega-Mix
Recondition yourself, ‘cause I’ve seen more spice from a Peppermint
I’m more shocking than your collars, I’m eyeballing in this Great Race
This battle’s black and white, but a grey area in your case

Lemongrab:
Unacceptable! Skeletor wants to dispute with a verbal feud
I’d prefer if you weren’t so immature with such an unstable mood
It’s truly a Mystery how you’ve found the courage to face me
Your rhymes are more of a parasite to my head than Shelby
SCREAMS
You barged in here uninvited, got me riled up with the rhymes you cited, 
My raps are Lemonsweet, but unlike him, this will be one sided
This slave will have no more to say, when he gets slayed by my sound waves 
Just like your presence aggravates, even more than the harp I hate

Lord Hater:
Let's switch this to my style

Best to forfeit, Morty, I Dominate pathetic specks like Bangle-Brap
My speed talking takes effect the best when it comes to battle raps
With my platoon of Watchdogs, I won’t let this fugitive get through to me
Want to feel relief of sleep by deciding who is and who isn’t naughty?
Well, you’re one to talk, Kim Jong Un, so why so sour, Santa? 
Man, it’s sad that you abuse your own species in a sour manner
The Pup Gang might be juvenile, but you’re truly adolescent 
Your cannibalistic ways backfire when you’re eaten by your own peasants

Lemongrab:
groans Your rapping methods are blind, despite your crew of eyes
Death is in Bloom as I decide a fat Jack Skellington’s demise
My temper is combustive! Just ask Cave Johnson!
Consume you like Lemongrab two and have you banished to my dungeon
Ain’t it sweet, candy seeds, you’re the root of my impatience
More of a avagrating amalgamation of hate than my creations
I don’t need anyone! You depend on Peepers to defend
So no more of your sour words, it’ll be YOUR end
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Mixed by Fel
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Written by Zack and Skeep
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Lord Hater vs Lemongrab. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Steven Universe and Stevonnie 
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JMBRaps as Clarence
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Lyrics:
Clarence:
Hi I’m Clarence! Lemme make one thing apparent!
Your corny Connie loving’ self is like your Gem, transparent 
I’ve got something this Alien needs know, I’ll drown you like Lapis with my flow! 
With Jeff and Sumo I’ll unload, a second ass kicking on mah foe! 
Spittin’ Millions of disses with a rhyme scheme not too elaborate 
I’ll defeat this herm-afro-dite like his name was Joshua Maverick
Challenging me to a lyrical Sumo match? That I can’t re-”fuse”
You have “gem powers”? Well at least I’m not as uptight as you! (Ooh!)

Steven Universe:
I won’t need help from the Crystal Gems to beat up this Drama Queen 
Your “life lessons” are even worse than your dental hygiene 
Quit your ranting and just go back to looking up to Santa
Nicolas Cage here couldn't shield himself from his own piñata
Trap you in a no-fun Dungeon, so weird; Onion’s impressed 
Clarence, Wendell-usion wears off then you’ve got nothing left
Heated lyrics like Ruby, and there's nothing you can do!
Cuz even with my weaknesses I’m still “Stronger Than You” 

Clarence:
Frybo you with rhymes, go back to your dad and mourn 
I could have a better rap, just using a squeeze horn
My disses are Straight Illin’, spitting sick like the flu
And say, Uncle Grandpa has a simpler plot than you do
Not even a Mother could love your series’s crappy pilot 
This “superior” life form can’t even keep a healthy diet 
So calm down, your rapping sounds worse than when you sing
Shatter ya to small fractures, you can’t be recovering

Steven Universe:
I’m a rapping Ace-dia! You’re rated I for insane!
We’ll have Towering Intellect when Connie and I combine our brains!

Stevonnie:
When it comes to characters, I’m dominant in personality 
You’re a simplistic optimist, parodying without originality 
You spit a Cluster of nonsense that would even confuse Garnet
You’re incomprehensive due to your puerile lisp and accent
You must have catfingers if you think you’ll be the Victor
Make this maniac have a mental breakdown like his creator! 


Steven Universe vs Clarence 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season Finale

Season 3 begins.

JacobSZ as Professor Utonium
Miss Shellah as Princess Bubblegum

Princess Bubblegum:
Stepping to royalty, have you taken Chemical Ecstasy?
I’ll ruin Samurai ‘Jack-off’’ like Craig McCracken’s legacy
Are your super Bratz with you? ‘Cuz if not- you better ring ‘em 
So they can witness disses sweeter than the entire Candy Kingdom 
You’re nutty, Professor; getting messed up by Bubblegum 
I made a whole species, I pack a Cinnamon Punch 
This specimen’s whack, yo: he lacks my rap Mojo 
I be bursting your Bubbles with mathematical flow (ohhh)

Professor Utonium: 
Sugar! Lines tasteful unlike your lemon Frankenstein 
Your stale plot’s like old gum, a real King’ll put it on Ice
Dropping rhythm and rhymes to simply Spice up this fight 
Cause on the mic, I’m anything but Everything Nice!
Mixing you up like your DNA ‘n’ you’re making me tired
Like all your countless attempts to sink your teeth into a Vampire 
You’re worn out, Bonnie. Looks like you’ve been chewed up
And seconds separated from always being “Too Young”
 
Princess Bubblegum:
Better than being a crusty Earl Grey with Lemon sourness
Who sends three little girls daily to get devoured, yes?
I’m pushing to my Goal-iad; a Blockhead’s resignation
Who’s even more of an accident than his own creations!

Professor Utonium:
Well unlike your freaks, mine were made to save the day!
Blossoming into responsibility, taking targets their way
You dominate your citizens, it’s no surprise they piked it
Girls, this is why you should never be Adventure two-Timing.

Beat by Kustom
Written by Fel, ChaoProductions, Legion, Skeep, Walk, Anthony


Princess Bubblegum vs Professor Utonium. Season 3, Wave 1

It's the return of my personal rap battles with the most anticipated matchup yet. Alphys, anime nerd and Royal Scientist from Undertale, goes toe to toe with none other than self-proclaimed Lord Francis himself, the chameleon nerd and secondary antagonist from Super Paper Mario... but are they alone?

Lyrics : (rap meanings HERE : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G0svv7OY3UctOHS9Mzw7_-x8vG9zsJZXzIdY39ZZoUk/edit?usp=sharing )

Francis :

Past the Barrier there’s threads with all kinds of complaints
About your self destructing traps' pathetic displays
So I actually came, the elephant in the room
Is that you won't catch a Mew-Mew anytime soon!

I get one account to flood the comments on your videos
for every annoying Undertale fan spamming my own!
You totally stole my Hearts and OST's SOUL
To mash it all into a game so low technical !

The monsters want freedom, you’ve got selfish motivations
that nobody followed ! You even built a companion
who ditched you ! And by the time the other problems ended,
despite invasive attempts you’re totally unfriended! 

Alphys :

LOL… your whole verse made me s-snory,
Y-You're such a transparent part in history !
This one-dimensional guy’s clearly not his game’s pride,
The turning point to reach your series’ flop side!

When a b-blooper was your world’s b-best encounter,
Then your level, game, sequels were developed by interns!
Don’t try against the IT UT MTT MC 
Usually P-Paci but you’ll RIP like the beat when this OG --- ugh

Francis :

Wait you're a GIRL?! You’re a crap tier hot babe
Even when trying you would break my dating game!
I’ll pick apart your whole game with just a slip of the tongue
I think binary… nerrr…  I always choose number one !

Maybe ask Undyne to help you work on those charms
Muscles don't come from the bottom of the arms !
But I'll save this progress cause for once you worked hard
Made sure your determined mashups didn't melt our hearts!

Alphys :

In the shades I’m fixing the past, building the future,
You’re a slaver profiting off Tippi’s misfortune,
with your sole claim to fame printed on your clothes,
While I’m knowledgeable, yes! I'm an ace at Game Shows!

YES DARLING ! Is anime real ? Well,
I did create an authentic Ghost in the Shell! 
You’re passively consuming your better ascendant’s legacy!
Truly gone dusty and that’s, heh, really sad to see!

I’ll call Bleck - your world’s void doesn't need growing
Your doomsday device is ready when Francium starts flowing!
Vanish for a rematch ! I’ll track you down by the smell,
So Sorry… Compared to you HE’s written so well! (Kill ‘em!) 

Now, I’d never say you’re fit for royal scientist at all
But it should have been you contemplating the abyss in Waterfall...

(after the beat)

Alphys/Francis : Showed him!/her!

*they walk away from their respective computers, silently*

Cast :

WafflesDaPancake as Francis
UnamusedDetective as Alphys
LottiesaurusVA as Undyne (cameo)
Mancha as Mettaton (cameo)

Written by Yobar

Alphys vs Francis

Alphys vs Francis - Bar Fight #2

Bienvenidos a la batalla #3 de Choque Lírico!, disfruten un duelo entre los dos chicos con poderes legados, Steven Universe, el chico de buen corazòn de la serie del mismo nombre e Izuku Midoriya, el aspirante a ser hèroe en el anime Boku No Hero Academia!

Letra:

Steven:
(BOOM), ¿oyes eso?; son las Steven Bombas que traigo al duelo
Tu Uno Para Todos no servirá contra mi escudo en este reto
Al igual que tu anime, lo único que harás será llorar y gritar
Izuk-umbirás con mis rimas, explotarás como Katsuki en este rap
Fusiono mi flow: será helado y caliente como si fuera Shouto
Escupo saliva, pero en vez de sanarte dejaré tu brazo roto
Me estoy elevando, la chica agradable no te salvará de caer 2 veces
Aún no eres Fuerte de Verdad, ¿Verdad?, fue inútil entrenar 10 meses

Izuku:
No te eches tantos aires si sólo Tumblr te conocía
Hoy te añadiría como “El Gohan Gordo” que contra Izuku perdía
De nuevo será Humano contra Roca, pues empezaste otra guerra
Este es El Día en que dejo a esta Gema debajo de la tierra
Te mandaré a la luna pero no con el León esta vez
No necesito una Rosquilla para poder hacerte caer
Tu banda de Gemas Horribles no podrás proteger, siendo un cristal falsificado
Sigo con 0 puntos, pero a este Clarence he dejado igual derrotado

Steven:
En esta Batalla te pongo a Prueba y no aprobarás
pues tus rimas son basura que ni Amatista guardará
Ganar en este duelo es algo que Deku No Podrá Hacer contra mi
El único Quirk que tienes es el de Garnet pues tu derrota veías venir

Izuku:
Quizá no haya nacido con Quirk pero no soy tan débil Como Tú
¿No aprobaré?, solo con un Smash en mi dedo harás Poof
Ni con todo tu Plus Ultra defensivo ganarás en este rap
Haré un hueco tan grande en tu gema que En Lo Profundo lo voy llamar

Gohan SSJ2:
Silencio par de sensibles, acaba de llegar el Super Saijayin
Venzo a Deku en el beat y al Tigre Millonario le gano en el ring
El baile de Vegeta no es tan ridículo al lado de ustedes dos
No tengo el pelo azul o rojo, pero en este track soy un Dios
Traigo el Kamehame-Rap, hasta Mr. Satan es un mejor rival
Trunks viene del futuro y él sabe que al final van a fracasar
No se los perdonaré, son unos insectos al igual que Cell
Quieren ser héroes, ¡pero nunca van a sobrepasar mi nivel!

Cast:
Xtrange como Steven Universe
TicciSparks87 como Izuku Midoriya
Franco Glass como Son Gohan

Escrito por Prayt, TicciSparks87, Franco Glass y Alienmadman
Beat by Kustom.
Mixeado por ASZ Producciones.

disfruten!

Steven Universe Vs Izuku Midoriya - Choque Lìrico #3

Letra:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BV9H7QmWv7Gjh86vwWpbxISshpRDiQ0wKQDRhPCWYZs/edit?usp=drivesdk


Beat por Kustom Beats

Red vs Blu - Ships Rap Battles

sorry our announcer is currently recovering from alcohol poisoning

Mancha as Terrance
Seth as Phillip
Metalfire as Sweet Bro
Yobar as Hella Jeff

Terrance and Phillip:
Phillip, we’ve established that we’re uncle fuckers
But these fellas here are the true pupil fuckers!
Buddies, y’all won’t save universes without my anus
So useless you couldn’t do shit even farting on my nuts
You’re the most unfunny part of the most unfunny comic
The most consistent comedy thinks we’re the most comedic!
This time an anime special? You’ve upgraded, buddies
But you’ll need us; T.P. For what? NAGASAKI! 

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff:
bro i think there foreheded fell on the othre side …...
ma name jeff…………………………………………………….. sike
just HOW HIGH do you have to be to make rap like that
shit lets beat santa since he came from your ass
shunned in the premiere, ditto, so you became fucking fat, ditto
i guess there falling from style… i warned you about stairs bro
WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN ; nobody watches this cuz of ya
where to bust nuts this big ? in there mom… hoe kanada

Battle Bytes

Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff vs Terrance & Phillip. Battle Bytes #7

Letra:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qKv2sLjvUP4VENMf7bKLHjuTGZ7L5MApZ1JTFs-6jX0/edit?usp=drivesdk

Beat por Allrounda Beats

Steve vs Sackboy - Ships Rap Battles

JMB as UBOA
TheEternalVanguard as W.D. Gaster

UBOA
Pinching yourself won’t save you this time.
I don’t care if you’re a ripoff, I’m one of a kind.
The lights must be out in your head for you to face me,
Because you’re whiter than the desert to which I will erase thee.
W. D.? He shouldn’t muddle with me.
I play my theme and you’re left in a puddle of pee.
Gaster is a pervert who’s acquainted with crime,
So watch out for the creep in 269.

WD Gaster 
The doctor is here to give you face reconstruction,
Before the darkness leads you into mutated corruption.
I’m otherworlder with the most blasting rhymes ever seen.
You’re gonna get lost like entry number 17.
You’re despicable,whilst I’m invincible,
Just like the CORE, my rhymes are unpredictable.
This monster has the wrong number if he wants to bring hurt.
I’d never let that little head of yours take over my work.

UBOA
In response to that attack, my fun value’s set to 0.
I’m the cut above the rest, actually trying to KILL the hero.
You’re harder to decipher than wing dings,
Your part in this cypher is over with the attacks that I’m bringing.

WD Gaster 
My followers all tell the tale of how i was lead to disaster.
You’re being turned into mundane creepypastas
This man has the upper hand, wouldn’t you agree you two?
Thanks for your feedback! Be seeing you soon!

W.D. Gaster vs UBOA

Two of the most classic ducks in cartoon history finally go hand in hand in an epic rap battle! Enjoy!

HyperJacob96 as Donald Duck
Stofferex as Daffy Duck
Beat by Beatg33kz
Written by Matthew Thomas, WoodenHornets, Jacob G, thelegion, Frenzy, HyperJacob96, and SkeepTieel
Mixed by Matthew Thomas

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DONALD DUCK
VERSUS
DAFFY DUCK
BEGIN!

Daffy Duck:
Never in my life did I think I'd have to deal with ya
The old-school quack pack rocks Nazi memorabilia
I throw wits with every syllable, your show is just so typical
I'm the pinnacle of spittable flows while you’re just despicable
Aw shucks, this lackluster thinks he’ll take down the Duck Amuck?
Elmer can’t even compare to the shots I’ll spit in this Duck Hunt
And your mousey friend couldn’t even last ten minutes with Bugs
No need to Duck Avenge yourself, I’m the king of Space Dunk
Yes, you might be the first, but in the ring, you’ll last secondly
Looking short-tempered as I rap over these Merrie Melodies 
Step back Onto Ice, you’re not close to a challenge for me
Let’s see what happens when this Loonatic is Unleashed

Donald Duck:
So they put me up against this Looney fraud? Aw, phooey! 
I had better times dealing with Huey, Dewey, and Louie!
You’re more stupid than I thought, you should’ve been left to rot
‘Cause it’s pretty obvious which character Tex Avery ripped on
Lay off Jordan’s ‘special stuff’, your fleet of flaws are endless
Duck Dodging the facts? And they said that I was jealous
I’m a royal Musketeer, while you’re a simpleton squealer
And I’ll show this unoriginal duck with a lisp whose Superior
You won’t be Back in Action once I’m slapping this failure
I’m the captain of this ship, while you’re nothing short of a sailor
This verbal wall I built will leave you more broken than Pete
So who’s Darkwinning this? One guess, but who? No one but me!

Daffy Duck:
Well thank god for this description! I can barely comprehend you!
Don't think your birds of a feather will try to go and defend you
You’re putting me to sleep with your exhausted gags and jokes
You thought I was done? No! That’s not all, folks!
Your comedy’s atrocious, filled with incoherent quacking
When my mallet meets your mouth, you’ll be too busy napping 
You’re irrelevant, while I’m a toon perfect for cartoons
But hey, let me know if they ever give YOU a reboot

Donald Duck:
Oh boy! It seems you’re forgetting something, I mean clearly
Your Looney Tunes Show can’t compare to my 2013 series
You’re in Deep Duck Trouble, you can’t escape from this beating
When I’m gunning down your bars, like it’s duck hunting season!
You thinking you’ll be the victor is richer than my Uncle Scrooge
Just look at yourself, Idiot Eyes, you’re nothing but a Goof
So now that I’m through with this duck more irritating than Chip n’ Dale
See Ya Later Gladiator, I’m putting an end to this Duck Tale!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Donald Duck vs Daffy Duck. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 56.

SMG4 vs Mario rap 2017
lyrics: SMG4:S to the M to the G to the 4. That's a name im sure you heard it before. Filled to the brim with rythem and flow. A Sexy ass man from head to toe. Now i don't want to mention, butjust pay attation cause im about kick your ass in the next dimension. If you think you can win then you deranged. Cause since beginning nothing changed. An overwight plumber won't ever stick! You need a man like me who's extra thick. Try to take a swing but you going to knock out with a ring ring ring. Mario:o look

SMG4

Mario Vs SMG4 Rap Battle ( War Of The Fat Italians 2017)

cuphead vs bendy

I'm sorry

Mancha as Ugandan Knuckles no. 1
Skeep as Ugandan Knuckles no.  2
Frenzy as Ugandan Knuckles no. 3

garbageGothic as Maki Nishikino

Ugandan Knuckles:
Come my bruddas, to show de pride of da Knuckles clan
Unite for Uganda to spit on and ‘gainst this woman
We will show de elitist loner some tribal shunning
Look at de clok clok clok clok! Action is coming!
In Uganda, we stick together unlike your band of rebels
and gay lesbian girls who are empowered by de devil
Do you know de way? We will find our queen some day
While you're not real Ugandan; you're fake like Zimbabwe
Maki:
I guess I'm playing a solo; I'm okay with being lonely
That I'd rather be than a tribe that worships a dragon loli
Its open mic night. I’d throw tomatoes, but that’d be a waste
I’m the headlining performance tonight! Get the hell off the stage!
In reciting lyrics, you’ll find I’m well composed
Pitch perfect! Prose pros? I’m hitting ‘em, take note!
To think you’d mumble rap was expecting too many tings
So run your mouth flaps! I’ll show you how Knuckles Sings!
Are you trying to be funny? You know I don't chuckle.
You’re literally dirt poor. You know I'd rather flex my knuckles.
While your conga line bangs bongos in chat rooms trying to rush in
I’ll J-Pop your bloated bodies; strike with my type of percussion!
Ugandan Knuckles:
Live and Learn bruddas, she do not know de slang
Screw de rainbows and Kannas, we da real gucci gang
De Knuckles tribe will beat you red and blue like Pepsi cola
Den we’ll cough an infectious rap and give you ebola
We have no water in Uganda and yet we still flow better
Bootleg No brand girl is under de weather
Too stubborn for Ugandan, you way too tsundere
You do not know if de Nico girl swings dat way
All Ugandans know kung-fu; I'll demonstrate profusely
Beat de crap out you in fisticuffs like Ugandan Bruce Lee
Dig in de sand for love gems and yet you’re still free to play
De only idol we support is when we go AFK
Maki:
What’s that? I don’t understand you. Just drop the accent
Even out of game, you man children have a bad scent!
Speaking over layered vocals just proves you have no flow
Brandishing my knuckles and making you be like “oh no”
You’re washi washi washed up! And no, you won’t cop a feel
Your primitive mentality is your achilles heel!
I love to celebrate the fact that I'll upstage you any day! 
So bow down to your queen! I'll show you how to Go My Way!

Written by SkeepTieel

Ugandan Knuckles vs Maki Nishikino - Bonus Rap Battle

This time, its a classic cartoon special.

Seth as Fred Jones
Skeep as Astolfo
Written by Skeep
Beat produced by Tristan

Astolfo:
As a servant, its my Grand order to bring your final fate!
So as a Paladin of Charlemagne, I’ll win this for my master’s sake!
A Holy Rap War, your traps I’ll verbally disarm
Servant’s servin’ ya, decapitate ya by his sword with this arm!

Fred Jones:
Time to unmask its gender, gang! I’ll be the one ou-trapping you!
Is Hitler in your show? I’ll abuse your ass like he beat le jews
So dang submissive, no wonder your class is Rider!
So eat it you French femboy! I hope you’re not a biter!

???:
Hewwo???? is this thing on????
Chihiro Fujisaki:
Call off your Rube Goldberg machines; let’s go mano a mano!
As part of my training yo! I sure hope my life isn’t cut short!
And I've devised a little program to Alter your Ego
Now try to lead your gang of misfits when you're dommed by Chihiro!

Fred Jones:
Your floppy disk of a hard drive is in for a fixin’
You’re trap Jesus and I’m in the mood for a crucifixion 
Get a Clue! You’ll have no chance to rebuke when I’m through, bitch
And while you stay forever dead, I'll constantly get rebooted!

???:
Nyyaaaa
Felix Argyle:
Listen up you fuckstyick, my nyame’s Felix, meowswares
Healer, knyight, yes the carpet matches the drapes dyown there
You’ll be dead like Rem against Trapass by Kustyom Beats
When I Crusch you flat like me with my paws and my feet
This cat’s a carnivore when compared to yo vegetarian
You wouldn’t beat up a girl, would nya, Hannya Barbarian?
Just chill out, Robbie Rotten and leave ya weak traps for later
Cuz the strongest trap’s unmasked! Felix the rap gladiator! 


Fred Jones:
I think it’d be more a fair fight if I brought in my series mascot
But it doesn’t matter; I’ll neck a neko with my ascot
So new mystery: why are you so gay? A compelling dilemma! 
Stick to third wheeling, Ferris, sit in the corner with Velma
The greatest trap master is finna leave blue prints on ya
So take it like a man and make yo silly cat tics gone, nya
Oh god, furry infection; whack it off ‘fore it unfurls 
And yes, I would not beat up a girl, so good thing you’re not a girl

???:
*police sirens*
Weeooo weeoooo
I’m back
Pico:
For another round! My stamina lies in bed and rap
So figuratively hop off my dick! I won’t be taking crap
From a cocky jock boytoy to his basic bitch Daphne!
So here’s a different type of gangbang when my trio caps knees!
Don’t Tsuretest me! You’ll get beat through Pico’s song!
You’re not reliable to upload music files like Picosong
Hop in Astolfo’s Volvo; I’ll drop cream in your van
With the climax of my verse! Look ma, no hands!

Fred Jones:
This is a sausage fest, yo, where are the top tier babes?
The real mystery is how you haven’t caught some severe aids
And I’m adopted, but you face some really bad parental issues
Did I strike a nerve? No? ...for what else will I need tissues?
Out of the closet! You know monsters come out at night
CoCo’s like Nosferatu; who’s been flickering the lights?
I am Fredrick Herman Jones, you’re a red dicked hermit alone
In a world with no real people. Ask your friend to hold the phone.

Actually, no. I’m done with this gay shit, goodbye

Skeep as Chihiro Fujisaki, Felix Argyle and Pico

Beats produced by Tristan, The Unbeatables and Beatg33kz

Fred Jones vs Astolfo - Rap Battle #?

Starring
TCMZiggy as Shaggy Rodgers
Mat4yo as Tintin
Fle as Scooby

Shaggy and Scooby:
RUH ROH! SHAGGY, you’re heading right into a boobie trap 
Like Scoob, that’s Tin Tin! Let’s show him how Scooby Raps!
I’m all for beating bad guys, but his pastimes are pitiful
Like, keep on shooting Rhinos and take a seat with the criminals 
Like, you must’ve left your animation on the Hammock
Spitting fire on this boat, like, hot flow that’ll cause mad havoc  
Shaggy he’s a reporter! Like, would you note this for later;
Capture our good sides, when you put your loss in the newspaper! 
Like, Scoob, it’s up to us to crack this mental case
Who’s more insensitive than his depictions of race 
Jeez, like, I can’t stand to look at this blank slate 
It looks like Hergé forgot to finish your face 

Tintin:
Are you sick of your cross-over flicks; I can tell that you’re fed up
'Cuz those rhymes were so dry, did I land in another desert?
An adventurous detective; you ain't hard as Tin Tin  
I can send this slacker packing just sharing my LinkedIn
Let it sink in, we won’t need Velma to deduce
you’d be shagging on the sofa; either way you Screwed the Pooch
You’ve split up so many times, but could never get a clue 
Sorry, but in every story, you’re most useless in your crew
Why am I not surprised this flimsy Hippie’s out of whack
Firing back like Fred’s Traps; endangering this giraffe 
Talking to your dog, right, what are you eating kid? 
It’s no mystery Scooby Snacks pack a secret ingredient 

Shaggy:
Zoinx! It’s a g-ghost! It’s a mask Shaggy, see!
Like, Boy do I feel dumb, it was his personality! 
When it comes to catching monsters; It’s not just ghosts we’re after
Like, there’s nothing quite as terrifying as your motion capture 

Tintin:
Speaking of movies, Scoob, which director sounds the worst
The mind behind Schindler’s list, or the guy who directed Smurfs? 
You almost had me convinced you could flow to this Captain
You’d have gotten away with it if not for your awful rapping

Written by Fle, Mat4yo, and Dustin

Scooby and Shaggy vs Tintin. CMRB

This is My Biome : A Minecraft Parody - Payphone - Maroon 5.