**BEAT & PRODUCTION BY B-REX**

Lyrics:
in 1995 I met a kid named zero cool
hollywood sold me a story of his hacking, I was fooled
big arcades and roller blades, cool nicknames, and cyber babes
saw Angelina Jolie's nipple slip out and I drooled
now, who wouldn't want that life? shit - I could change my grades!
alter all them C's and D's to perfectly straight A's
it was all laptops and crop tops and mad props but no stops
so then hacking on the Gibson I thought was the only way
i started asking jeeves - where do I start, what's the story?
my bowl cut wasn't cutting it and I wanted all that glory
to get some chicks to touch or lick or let me stick my little dick
anywhere they'd let me, had no standards, I was horny
jeeves led me to warez, and from warez to IRC
emulators, roms, porn and cons, yeah you know what I mean
my sickest hack from that way back was not in fact an attack
YEAH BITCH I changed the background of my windows loading screen - WHAT!

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
I CHANGED THE BACKGROUND OF MY WINDOWS LOADING SCREEN
HE AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME, NONE OF YOU GOT SHIT ON ME

fast forward now to 27 years later - SHOUTOUTS vap0r
from bowl cuts to long hair to cult cuts - HELLO HATERS!
haven't hacked a thing, but i'm cookin songs with b-rex like it was crack
from BLACK_MAN to GUN DEAL but we still screamin... SHOUTOUTS TO PHRACK
i remember when EFNet reached 100,000 chatters
it was likely mostly bots and alts, but shit, that doesn't matter!
from mirc to hex to irssi on a vps, rdns
from disconnect to connection, znc to screen, but i digress
and now i tmux a to irssi, chatters beggin' "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!"
secret chats, receivin packets, since my early teens to my late 30s
i'm flyin off the handle, big mouse pad, ascii vandal
got the heads of all my enemies from past beefs on my mantle
i ain't poppin any shells, i ain't cnc'in packets
those are weapons of my fellow peers cause i stay strictly chattin
who says you need those hackin skills to pay off any bills?
deception is a weapon - i heard social engineering kills.

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
HE WASN'T CHATTING ON IRC
HE AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME, LIKE ACID BURN HE SITS DOWN TO PEE

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
HE AIN'T GOT B-REX CHEFFIN UP THEM BEATS
NONE OF YA'LL GOT SHIT ON ME, PENIS PUMP, YOU CAN SUCK MY D

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME

Anon Op - H4X - bs0d s0b7

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Bewiz - Hackers and Crackers

YTCracker - Still DG

Spamtec Feat. Pad, Netr, Dj Int - Hot Fiyah

https://amplitudeproblem.bandcamp.com/album/crime-of-curiosity

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In early 1986, The Mentor wrote The Conscience of a Hacker, which has become known as The Hacker Manifesto. When I came across it as a teenager a couple of years later, it seemed to express all of my own thoughts around coding, hacking and the ignorant, non-believer adults around me. 

This album is dedicated to The Manifesto and The Mentor, who is featured with his blessing on the closing track. You'll also find the only vocalist in the world who is qualified to rap about all aspects of hacking -- YTCracker -- featured on a track. Inverse Phase and King Fisher of TRIAD also join us, gracing two tracks with musical and binary street cred that goes back decades. 

hack the planet

Amplitude Problem - composer, performer, producer 
The Mentor - author, voice-over 
YTCracker - lyrics, vocalist 
Inverse Phase - composer, performer 
King Fisher of TRIAD - composer, performer 
Don Grossinger - mastering 
Anonymous - cover art 

Made in California, Maryland, New York, Ontario and Sweden over the interconnected network

Crime of Curiosity

SUPPORT EFF

Can't Stop Us All ft. The Mentor

vap0r:
just woke up .. makin up a new potta coffee
login on gettin ready chattin up softly
awfully quiet cause im over in the west
way way west an american guest, and im sittin
coulda been at home shittin, chillin on juice android and im gettin
bored, bout to pull the chord, then i see a gord with two dicks on the side oh lord
old man with a plan to put hands on the player and i cant understand who else could be gayer
so i play the ascii with the big dick ears and i roll up a spliff and i crack open beers
its vap .. enemies i gotta lotta - stand when i pee eris free don dada
oof respekt my name - since 06 aint a damn thing changed
back in the day it was me and yt spittin rhymes about chattin all on the pc
now a new flood'a spitters have entered the ring im excited to see what the fuck them dudes bring
raps - battles and spittin and hatin and shittin on names
nothin but hate and some ascii is played
half of em cool and half of em lame the irc game
 
 
seen a lotta things these years
so i drink my beer
and i chat til fall asleep

eraser:
woken up out of a sound sleep
alarm going off, it's a song, no beeps
pumpbull still dreamin of treats
so i guess i'll log on and chat heavy
don't wanna get up, so i pull out my phone
with juiceSSH i'm never alone
gotta be quiet this early at home
but i'm typing all caps and i'm makin text bold
here i am, here i was, here i always will be
seen a lot of things happen, lotsa funny stories
lotsa friendships made, lots of memories
lotsa drama, lotsa fights, lotsa trollery
just today - well, who did i see?
fuckin dickears usin that shitty kiwi
talkin shit in #irc30
til he got kickbanned from a real pumper G
just made another v&e
billboard toppin hit this week
featuring darkmage, he did crabby
now i'm on this track with his enemy
and where's litup? was he killed by lil anji?
was MTdubs fucked federally?
lotsa questions - few answers - pretty much basically
i will live and i'll die by the IRC

seen a lotta things these years
so i drink my beer
and i chat til fall asleep

jewbird:
waking up, it was early, all my zncs were dropped
thought to myself did I get hacked, juped, probably ddos
is all of efnet lost, can't a bird spread his wings over
IRC and chat where the internet's still free
 
hexchat loaded, vpn on, this node was already banned
barely made it to my friends in irc the lands
wasn't long before then,  again everybody dropped
in this situation you're guaranteed to lose your ops
 
took me a while to realise that port80 got owned
jump to another server and still efnet still pwned
Shout outs to Emi praying you pass the rehab drug test
You're the only one with ops and who can restore them in #birdnest

vap0r eraser jewbird - bird nest

"Jetlag Theology" - YTCracker/ProjektZero

yung innanet - Unbound (Max James Remix)

on my starship
ytcracker
space mission

produced by [RAM]RuffianSoldier

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/space-mission/id389246399

ytcracker - on my starship

INTERNET RELAY CHATTER FATES
beat from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldL1MMhnt3k
samples from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KBNJuEpaac
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yo this is jewbird - bird with word
and the word is on the da internet - relay - chat
enemies defeated - chat status elated
crab graphics haunt darkmage - his chats are jaded

fuck crab man - and fuck l0de - they're just too sad to dis
i aint kickin a gypsy when he's down
but another shamed chatter - still scared to show his face around town
the brokecoin billionaire fakefuzi

trollin so amateur - raged quit when attacking with my beak uzi
he aint ever comin back - he a snitch bitch - and we all know that's a fact

jewbird know the truth that kong ratted out the mage
got his codementor banned - tried to cover it up,
log greppin - truth revealed by kongs poor opsec - i must say this snitching behavior,
it certainly is never okay (slowed down to match beat) (broke snitch bitch support echo)


we're riding internet history and that's a fact,
once you press enter you know there's no going back
think before you type or you might get attacked
mental unix analysis reveals your chats lack,

x2

shout outs to the internet - that world wide web - it's the best
keeps me out of debt - drugs delivered to my nest
you step into the #birdnest and you will get put to the test
entangalin the haters inside the birdnet,

internet puts the I in IRC
and without it - you could not chat with me
and without it - you could not watch me stream
and without it - asciibird would not be seen,
and without it - we simply we would not just be
as we are - you and me - the whole chatting family tree
can't you see - those skids - simply gotta leave it be

cuz port80 dropping like kongs life status,
such are the fates of internet relay chatters
fuck the opers caught up in all the user matters, 	
gonna leave em with post traumatic chat disorder with crab.png
when they close their eyes a silutete of a bird is the only thing that they will ever see (get beaked bitch echo)

INTERNT RELAY CHATTER FATES

**BEAT BY BEN MAKER**

crack open laptop, crackhead at the crack spot
addicted to the chatting, walked away, but i can't stop
turn it round like a door knob, eat it up like a fat slob
like me on IRC when that new vap0r track dropped
click clackin the keyboard, cut you down like a long sword
this nick say she a chick, n she thick, but i'm not sure
still chat cause i'm that bored, sends me pics, but i'm not lured,
no one in IRL but IRC i'm a chat lord
wireless. mouse. clickin.
my girl. keeps. bitchin.
but i'm. on a. mission.
i'll push. her. shit in.
dual screen, yahmean, who need anything more
2 displays enough for me but some chatters need 4
1 CRT monitor is all Dwaine can afford
however many you got, none better display discord
it's internet relay chat or i'll bust your head
discord rappers tried their luck but they ended up dead
i chewed em up and spit them out, mouth covered in red
i was gonna let em off, but pumpbull ate em instead
foreskin vladimir heard i was comin n fled
darkmage lost a contest, but he won in his head
dickears blogs it up whenever he's off of his meds
infox's exercise is when he sits up in bed
p-penis pump, PENIS PUMP, find a tree, take a dump
i met up with rain once, now my penis got bumps
sike, nah, i'm jus playin, yeah i'm jus actin dumb
like when slimer cast seven votes for president trump
i saw a pic of anji's mom and WHOAH she got a rump
dabguy ain't got a head, just a neck with some lumps
vae ain't got workin legs, jus got two lifeless stumps
but who the fuck am i to judge, i'm here online with you bums

ain't no on better than me (how conceited)
but shit, i ain't better than you either (how humble) 
shall we continue?

it's been 23 years since i found my way here
people in life came and went, but IRC always near
sometimes we time out or connection reset by peer
sometimes the weak ones will /quit from the fear
dox droppin, box poppin, modem clogged but not stoppin
seen em all say forever, but years later flip floppin
pic croppin, stream choppin, disability mockin
anything goes here, but if you pedo, we locked in
target acquired while a plan is conspired
call your mom, call your wife, call your job, now you're fired
check out kongfuzisays.com - i'm inspired
tr0n's life put on blast, now his  life is expired

it's not real life... but it can touch real life
what a unique and beautiful thing.

shout outs to vap0r (shoutouts to phrack)
shout outs to jewbird.
shout outs to hgc, xartet, spoke, big null, yung innanet (shoutouts to phrack)
shout outs to pcap man... you can take a piss or you can take a crap.
shout outs to jordan_o - is your room clean bro? (shoutoutstophrack)
shout outs to octopus if he actuallys raps (shoutoutstophrack)
shout outs to ALL the IRC rappers... P-P-P-PENIS PUMP!!

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