@user-507204311: Look him up on Spider-Man PS1

Really good. Stoff was a little wonky at times but he did very good. I also liked Zander's rapping

Stoff's Mysterio voice is hilarious and i LOVE IT

Rap Battles I Helped Write

TALKN SH!T

Happy Valentine's Day!

Leannaire as Penny Fitzgerald
GloryOfTheRainWings as Connie Maheswaran
Zack Maloney as Gumball Watterson
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe
Princely as Stevonnie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
PENNY FITZGERALD
VERSUS
CONNIE MAHESWARAN
BEGIN!

Penny Fitzgerald:
This is The End for you Connie, you’re in for trouble now
‘Cause when I fuse my pom poms to your face, your parents would freak out
Taking down Miss Knight in a fight like her cloud version
Needing a Nightmare Hospital when Mr. Cuddles starts hurting
I’ll crackalack this know-it-all, so it’s best you leave this brawl
Since this whether fore-outcast makes Larry seem cool and all
You must be blurred in the eyes again to think I haven’t won 
I’ll cheer-lead the way, it'll cost a Penny as a rule of thumb

Connie Maheswaran:
From Pearl's training, I got the sword fighting skills to make the cut
Thanks to her, I'll have no problem with this Planter's peanut
Spitting this Full Diss-closure, gonna make you have the Fitz
I don't care how bad I can get, I'll still Do It For Him
Making fun of my Jam Bud? You're the one with the blue cat
There's no way out of this, I'll leave your body cracked in half
Right now, I'll slice you like a Gem Mutant with Rose's sword
Since your verse was as disappointing as the end of Spirit Morph

Penny Fitzgerald (True form):
Now that I’m out of my shell, my emotions run free
Both verbal and lyrical beast, on this con-out of me
You’re not even worth a penny, so no El-more of your verse
You’ll be with Alan, when we make these bubble buddies burst 
Gumball Watterson:
What the what are you doing? Trying to take down Penny?
Now I’m Storming down with disses that would scare Masami
Scratch you like the DVD so bad, you’ll need your mommy nurse
Leave our Amazing World
Penny Fitzgerald:
Go back to your corrupted Universe!

Steven Universe:
Nice Jokes Joes, but now we’ll unwrap the peeles
Both:
As we unveil our skills to kill while blocking disses with our Shield 
Connie Maheswaran:
Your lines don’t make any cents, they're worse than your burp song
Steven Universe: 
So we’ll make it Ruby-hot with this Funky Flow we got!
Both:
It’s a Temple Room of shame that you’ve stepped in
People will forget about your show more than Molly Collins 
This is our universe, your “Amazing World” makes us hurl 
You’re dropping your gumballs, while we’re shining like a Pearl!

Stevonnie:
Time to show you an experience, when we team up
Gonna take Garnet’s request, it’s time we have some fun
Sadie and Lars have more of a stable relationship
Just stop dropping Pennies and realize how you can't win this
This’ll be another charm of your bad luck, ‘cause right now
We’ll cut and knock you down just like your treehouse
Connie Maheswaran:
As we close off this battle
Steven Universe:
We come back to let you remember
Both:
Now you truly know how it feels to be Alone Together

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Connie Maheswaran vs Penny Fitzgerald. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 51.

Skeeptieel as Sans
thelegion as Ghost Rider

Lyrics
Ghost Rider: (0:23)
I reckon that it's about time you Ketch-up, little brother
Because I'll burn through your puns quicker than Lilin's mother! 
Got flow like hellfire, spitting stingers like a Scorpion 
I'll obliterate you AND your brother without morphing in 
Your rap's as cheap as your comedy, but mine are divine 
As the Angel of Vengeance swoops down upon Skeleton number nine 
You want to see Comic, Sans? That's you and your continuity lies. 
I've the Determination to bring Justice... LOOK INTO MY EYES.
Sans: (0:46)
You’re in for a skele-ton of trouble if you thought that verse was sublime
Because if you step to the comic Sans, you’re going to have a bad time
I’ll Blaze this hot-headed chump, who’s always puttin’ the pedal to the metal
Making deals with Satan? Well aren’t you a clever little Daredevil?
If you ride that trike into Snowdin, then prepare to get Ruined
It’ll be a lyrical Genocide, but this time it won’t be Chara’s doin’
But hey, I'll give you a chance, wanna try to impress me?
Ya got another verse. I'll be over at Grillby's
Ghost Rider: (1:10)
Bet you wish you had PaciFrisk to SAVE you, huh?
Seeing as I'll burn you and your whole dimension up!
This'll be like a Genocide Run, a human demolishes you! 
I burned down Zadkiel, Zarathos and Mephisto, dude! 
Gods, devils, monsters, chaff before the Spirit of Vengeance
And I'll Blaze any hotdog vendor selling biased sentences 
I'd say you're pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, Sans
but not even your creator's sure what shoes you're wearing, man!
Sans: (1:34) 
Those disses were like your Nic Cage flick; a total failure
But this Dreemur has entered the wrong Undertale, where
a faux’ Mr Bones tries to ACT against a Bone Brother
I won’t be Sparin’ you, you’ll end up worse than your lover!
With that leather and chains, I can tell you wanna get Frisk-y
But getting to the Bone Zone with your foster sis is just sick, see?
And so I showed No Mercy to this combo of Scorpion and Spawn
A battle of blood and As-Gore has ended, so geeeeeeeeeeeeet dunked on!

Sans Vs Ghost Rider ~ Cave's Rap Battles Season 1

Sorry about releasing so many battles on soundcloud recently but the video's are taking a little longer than usual and we just couldn't resist. Hope you enjoy.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Peridot
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Anthony Perry as Invader Zim
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Skeep as GIR
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Lyrics:
Peridot:
Log Date 7 16 2; Zim is getting on my nerves,
This is Peridot, assigned against a bigger nuisance than Gir
Lyrically destabilize ya’, there’s no running from this zappin’ 
And just wait till’ Yellow Diamond hears about your awful rappin’ 
Got a flow like Lazuli, you’re getting burned When It Rains 
Rejected by your own race but I’ll still put you in your place 

Invader Zim:
I’ll claim another Irkin win after I’ve shut your trap
I’ve gathered all your weaknesses and compiled them into rap
Conquered this deadly rhythm, and yes, it is a weapon
I could find a species with more original names with three letters
Hide behind your glorified stilts but you’ll always stay inferior 
Not even a Bloaty Pizza Hog could take you so serious
You still have much to learn if you think that’s how flow works
So apologize to the Gems for that Cluster of a verse

Peridot:
Oh my stars! That was more confusing than the Steven
You’re as defective as our Pearl but I’m built from magnesium
Leave your skin ripped and then you’ll find that your arms are gone
Cause you’re not much more limb enhanced than the Crystal Clods
I’m not going Too Far against an invader pretender
Step on this LGM with the Almighty Shortest temper
With banter as pitiful as when you sought love for truth
And you’re even more horrific than a Room with a Moose
Keep on spewing Baloney, it doesn’t matter that you planned it
I’ll still blast this Germ off the face of this miserable planet 
I’m Dark Harvesting the dumb rhymes of this awkward arthropod
Am I determined to win? Apparently more than you, CLOD!

Zim and Gir:
YAY! No, GIR, that’s bad. Rap against the bad lady. Okay! 
Watch me lock in Duty Mode and terminate this rock-brain
Your verse was filled with LIES, it does not affect me like LICE
It seems the Kindergarten was where your rhymes were devised  
Call me a Soulstealer as you bubble up and is given the boot
So zip up your mouth please, like you were my Mongoose dog-suit!
Even baked in Irken ingredients, your rhymes are hard to swallow
Pop you like greasy zits, stuff your remains in a TACO! 
Make me a sandwich! I’m the deadliest of malfunctioning SIRs!
I’ve had more fun watching static than Steven Universe.

Written by Fel, Skeep, Legion, MaNCHA and Anthony


Invader Zim vs Peridot. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Season 3 begins.

JacobSZ as Professor Utonium
Miss Shellah as Princess Bubblegum

Princess Bubblegum:
Stepping to royalty, have you taken Chemical Ecstasy?
I’ll ruin Samurai ‘Jack-off’’ like Craig McCracken’s legacy
Are your super Bratz with you? ‘Cuz if not- you better ring ‘em 
So they can witness disses sweeter than the entire Candy Kingdom 
You’re nutty, Professor; getting messed up by Bubblegum 
I made a whole species, I pack a Cinnamon Punch 
This specimen’s whack, yo: he lacks my rap Mojo 
I be bursting your Bubbles with mathematical flow (ohhh)

Professor Utonium: 
Sugar! Lines tasteful unlike your lemon Frankenstein 
Your stale plot’s like old gum, a real King’ll put it on Ice
Dropping rhythm and rhymes to simply Spice up this fight 
Cause on the mic, I’m anything but Everything Nice!
Mixing you up like your DNA ‘n’ you’re making me tired
Like all your countless attempts to sink your teeth into a Vampire 
You’re worn out, Bonnie. Looks like you’ve been chewed up
And seconds separated from always being “Too Young”
 
Princess Bubblegum:
Better than being a crusty Earl Grey with Lemon sourness
Who sends three little girls daily to get devoured, yes?
I’m pushing to my Goal-iad; a Blockhead’s resignation
Who’s even more of an accident than his own creations!

Professor Utonium:
Well unlike your freaks, mine were made to save the day!
Blossoming into responsibility, taking targets their way
You dominate your citizens, it’s no surprise they piked it
Girls, this is why you should never be Adventure two-Timing.

Beat by Kustom
Written by Fel, ChaoProductions, Legion, Skeep, Walk, Anthony


Princess Bubblegum vs Professor Utonium. Season 3, Wave 1

Mikewhitefire28 as Danny Phantom
Zack Maloney as Ben Tennyson 
Frenzy as Heatblast
Seth W as Four Arms
Dusk as XLR8

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DANNY PHANTOM
VERSUS
BEN TENNYSON
BEGIN!

Danny Fenton:
This kid will be toast even before I go ghost
Jazzing on the track, Fenton finding your show completely broke 
You're third wheel to Gwen, whereas I am way past Dani
Take you down like Delilah, but I’m indeed more of a beast
Omniverse is the Worst, I’ll be your Ultimate Enemy
I’d leave you in the dust, but your films already did that for me
Your bars are Bloxx, and your flow stinks worse than Swampfire
So tell your grandpa to grab a plunger before you spit your cyphers

Ben Tennyson:
Half human? Half ghost? An overvalued discount Ghostfreak 
Flirting in Disaster, Casper’ better switch to invisibility 
At least my Grandpa aged well; can’t say the same for your show
Armodrillo threw this slow-Poke Zero getting Beatdown in this Snare-oh
A shifting Spitter, I have no limits with my transformations 
I pack an XLR8 Flow, I’m out of your league, so don’t test my patience
You think you’re a threat, dweeb? Even Box Ghost has you on the run 
Tally up the scores, Danny Fenton: Zero, Ben: Ten, son!
 
Danny Phantom:
I'm going ghost!
Your verse will be as useless and helpless as Alien X 
You couldn't touch Vlad, you can barely take down Hex!
It won't Clock-work, I'll burn you to an ember, I got this in the Box
You can’t Omni-trick me with all those Alien Forced lines you’ve got
Hit this freakshow with a Ghost Ray, this Zombozo sucks balls! 
You're overshadowed, I can see through your mind like I go through walls
You’re just a cocky immature kid who really needs to can it
‘Cause these ghostly rhymes will make sure you get off of Phantom’s Planet

Ben Tennyson:
It’s hero time!
Heatblast:
Blow you up like your dad’s lab, leave you nothing but Smoke And Ashes 
Your plot’s as see-through as your win, this Way Big wannabe’s ego is massive 
Four Arms:
I’m a butt kicking machine, your acts don’t scare me, I’ve beat the best around
It’ll be Game Over for you once I Sumo Slam you to the ground
XLR8:
Your whole life’s a Form-of Bad Luck, I’m Fast-on-track not only when I’m lyrical 
But with all of your copied traits, you make Albedo look original 
Ben Tennyson:
Rhymes ear bleeding like Echo Echo’s screams, keep hidden from your identity
Call me Skulker for now, ‘cause I just captured this ghost’s victory

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Season 3

Danny Phantom vs Ben Tennyson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 54.

Two Guzmas, one day. Also check out
https://soundcloud.com/ciaran-mcginn/giovanni-vs-guzma-trainer-rap-battles

Mancha as Robbie Rotten
Adam as Guzma
Beat by Hollywood Legend Prod.

Robbie:
Here’s a little lesson in rhyming and diction
Because your defeat is going down in… fiction!
Hala at ya boy, Kahuna Rob has got you a treat
It’s time I teach you how to be killin’... the beat!
You claim You Are a Pirate but I’ll Thundershock ya!
All you’ve managed to steal is the style of Team Aqua!
I’m the slimy Icelander, both dapper and smart
Lusamine’s collection ain’t even as frozen as your heart
You're ineffective, defective; scoring like your type: Null!
Don’t make me Sucker Punch for me to get it through your Skull
Tried to beat the island challenge but it seems you hit a snag
Cuz like Nebby, you don’t have this win in the bag!

Guzma: 
Be careful not to make a sound! The First Impression I’ve gotten
it’s no wonder your parents gave you the name Rotten
Runnin’ with Scizors is less risky of a chore
Than cuttin’ in front’a destruction in human form!
With your intent of laziness, I would presume this to be simple, yet 
You’re the most active person in your imbecilic settlement
I’ve no need of a leaf trap to give you a drop
when I’m dishin’ out more flips than Sporta-flop!
Takin’ over like Po Town with an Aria-dose of rhyme
One question, have you ever tried to diss, guy?
I’ll upload a video, get millions of views!
We Are Number One but Big Bad Guzma destroys you!

Robbie:
Look at this Net Ball, with which I’ll catch all your bugs
Leave no Emergency Exit for you and your thugs
Remix this and make a con deaf when I’m rappin’!
Are you still mad that you can’t become a trial captain?
I’m Stingy on the mic, man this victory’s mine!
Who did you expect, Sun or Moon to bring your decline?
So Alola! Don’t let your kids watch my victory
I’ll leave you in the dust that’s covering your trophies!

Guzma:
Y’all are stupid, Robbie! You’ll Lose, I mean it!
So quit Grunting, Prick Jr., and ditch the fruity outfit
I’m nabbin’ Z-Crystals while you nap and catch Z’s
Take it on the chin and don’t run to GoFundMe!
Sneak off with your Siiva! Guz-lord’s runnin’ gold!
As a Beast more Ultra than any trainer’s controlled!
I’m no Normie-type user, but I love to ruin trends!
This outcast couldn’t even make imaginary friends!

Rap BattlePokemonSunMoonPokemonSunMoonGuzmaTeamSkullWe Are Number OneLazytownRobbie Rotten

URBoF

Guzma vs Robbie Rotten - URBoF #6

Kingpin: Stofferex
Penguin: Seth W

Kingpin:
Check your ornithology, Penguins have never been fly
But test me and one Will, son, hit your Lounge with a Bullseye!
Fuck Ramsay, I’ve got the hardest verbal abuse in Hell's Kitchen
So squawk all you want birdie, you can’t spit like Fisk can
Enforcers, Skulls, Diablos, one bad move I’ll take you out
Drop you back into the lake, dames I take have always drowned
Unlike your goony clowns, I’m hard as a diamond, tough mudder 
Not even the Human Torch could singe the muscle on the blubber
The mind behind the mechanics, the guy who calls the shots
against a slimy bitch who cries and fits till he gets what he wants
But that nose is all you flaunt, and it’s no secret you see
Penguin’s only pissed because his other pecker is petite!

Penguin:
Now Wilson, really I don’t mean to be an accuser
You want celebrity status? Sign up for Biggest Loser!
You’ll see that stepping to this fella may not be so hella
if you edge another feather towards my umbrella!
So I’m the prey like a penguin? I’ll club you like a seal!
Take you to my freezer and GUT you. Oh, the squeals!
Bullied as a child and you’re still crying unfair
I’ll show you how to improve your city! Oswald for Mayor!
Foiled by a blind man, your career’s not in crime!
So peck off, Cobblepot has got the proper rhymes! 
Showing Gotham a whopper of hostility, I’m unstoppable
This prick being stronger than my monocle’s improbable!

Kingpin:
Fat? I’m three hundred and fifty pounds of muscle!
Got the Pres in my pocket ‘cause I know how to hustle!
You’ve barely got a burrough but I run half this country
I fought the Devil to a standstill, you can’t even touch me!
Your mom’s the only person in the world who ever wanted you
Fucked in the head from the past that’s always haunted you
The one thing that sticks out more than the nose on this bitch?
You’re such a harmless Napoleon you have to murder kids.

Penguin:
If you’re threatening to kill me, then better get busy
That’s been your worst line since “Wilson Fisk is in the hizzy!”
Check Pain and Prejudice and you’ll see no more Mr Nice Bird!
Screw DiCaprio, YOU’RE being sunk by an Iceberg!
Your whole crew are traitors, numbskulls or spineless turds
But still the fat Mr. Clean hires the likes of Turk!
I’m high class, stick to the ghetto, cause you can betchya
I’ve buried your career alive, just like Vanessa

Written by Seth, Dusk, B-Lo, thelegion

Penguin VS Kingpin - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 4

EddieFRB as Jirachi
Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Jirachi:
Your Doom Desire will inspire a Stamp right upon your Heart!
The only peace will be out, just like your Sugimori Art!
Let’s see you reduced to just a Headbutt when I break your Zen 
Good luck trying to bust a move you get from more than one event 
Despite your Fire typing I don’t sense that you’ll spit bars 
It’s 100% accurate you’ll see Victory Stars 
Reduced to begging for the win as soon as you meet your Wishmaker 
Extinguishing Lady Liberty’s flame is only in my nature 

Victini:
Victory over this victim, Jirachi’s wish is defective 
Just contrast our typing - my burns are super effective! 
An overgrown Chimecho jingling throughout the sky 
Whose voice is more annoying than its favorite lullaby! 
Let’s hope your in-game use seems less annoying than your raps did 
Nope! You’re scoring cheap wins with your paraflinch tactics 
Now it’s time I V-Create a diss to leave you powerless 
Even your Future Sight should clearly see Victini’s winning this! 

Jirachi:
This number zero’s chance of winning matches his pokedex number 
It’s not merely Black and White! Your raps are triggering my slumber! 
Mana I'll be the one to leave you with no Last Resort
Disable you until you’re finished - like DS online support
A superstition with force but you left the storyline to Zekrom
A bland palette-swapped Celebi with a Macaron addiction
It’s Vale people, or your bloodline, you were forced to choose a side 
When asked to take attacks this weakling up and chooses suicide 

Victini:
If you wanna go and make me flinch you’ll need more than Serene Grace 
There’s nothing mythical about it! You’re just a disgrace! 
Tell me how useful it must be to go ahead and go to sleep 
Anytime anyone wants to hear your actual backstory 
This symbol of victory shines as your immolation is imminent 
You can’t stack up against me when my win rate is near infinite! 
Against the one with skill faker than the Groudon he made appear! 
Why don’t you come back and try again in another thousand years?

Written by Adam, Eddie, R, Freshy, Fruzmig, thelegion

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Jirachi vs Victini. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #5

Scarecrow: WoodenHornets
Mysterio: Stofferex

Scarecrow:
Can't work your mundane effects when the mic is what I’m rockin’
You're at my Beck and call, Quentin, when I drop rhymes like fear toxin
You're in for A Long Halloween, I'll be turning you into a Crimson Mist!
Hell, you're barely sinister, I bring torture to all amidst
You're better off the stage, so go back to behind the scenes
With a costume that popped up straight from MTV
Using smoke and mirrors? Cheapest fear tactic of all!
To stop this Crystal Ball? I’ll give Valentino a call!
My schemes are sinister, where you must just be crazy
‘Cause the fact a walking fishbowl challenged Spider-Man’s amazing!
Your illusion of victory’ll be your biggest humiliation,
So know that when this is over, you’ll meet… your oblivion

Mysterio (1:01):
Having thoughts of winning? My hypnosis has you dreaming
I'm bringing rain on this Scarecrow gassed higher than the ceiling
I have no phobia of those things on your fingers. There's no “clause”
I’ve seen smarter and spookier scarecrows in the land of Oz!
There is no foretelling what Mysterio will bring
As I’m gonna steal this rap like Luthor did to your ring
But why would Sinestro want to choose this strawed slacker
Whose visions are less scary than the ones on Fear Factor?
Head back to your infamy, I’ll always be remembered
Wouldn’t want to leave this Jack’o Spitting crap December’d!
For you’ll always be outshadowed when it comes to villainy
You'll be forgotten like your role in The Dark Knight Trilogy

Scarecrow:
I tore Gotham apart and left the city in shambles
While reboots left you scrapped with your role from Bruce Campbell
I’m deadly enough to be in the The Legion of Doom
while your only superpowers have the same effect as shrooms
Too bad you weren’t smart enough to psyche out your opponent,
And acting out your brain-dead suicide was your most batty moment!
Now I've flipped the tables on you, a dramatic reversion
You know you’re lame when a LEGO is your most popular version

Mysterio:
Your name fits, ‘cause you’ve surely got a stick up your ass
Despite all your crowing on, all the gas you spit is crass
With all that chemical exposition, your whole life went to shit
And then to shut you up, someone put a yellow ring on it
Not even your own family cares about you, Doctor Crane
Maybe you’d know more emotions, if only you had a brain
While your gimmicks have a cost, the pain I’ve caused is priceless
Leave you like a real scarecrow - In a field, lifeless

Written by: Seth W, FoolMeNever, Dragonsblood23, Nick Sucks at Games, Ryan Tillotson, Iamthelegion

Scarecrow VS Mysterio - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 6

Patron battle funded by Kubby!

HyperJacob96 as Voltorb
Freshy Kanal as Polandball
Mancha as Pokedex

Voltorb:
I’m about to Discharge, spit sparks, and go wild!
An electric menace shocks Lithuania’s bastard child!
Need the net to Know Your Meme, I’m iconic anyday
Check the dex and see that I’m number one hundred, okay 
This MS Paint disgrace wants to rip off Hetalia’s crown
I’m a real Premier Baller when flipped upside down
If he lashes at me like Hungary, I won’t be having it
[Voltorb’s Static]! Poland can into paralysis!

Polandball:
Head back to Vermillion! You’re trashier than your gym!
Always so unstable you could blow up on a whim!
You’re uniconic! Even Genwunners forgot your face
So even Poland can diss into waste of space!
You’re Ground-ed, pokeball can’t compare to my comic!
Your evolution’s so useless it’s just a half-assed backflip!
And for all the trainers out there, here’s a tip when you explore
Keep a irritating sphere forsaken on the hideout’s floor

Battle Bytes

Voltorb vs Polandball. Battle Bytes #17

Two trios of androids created by Dr. Gero go head to head in a Dragon Ball Rap Battle!

CAST:
B-Lo as Android 13
Jawshi as Android 14
Dusk as Android 15
MetalFireVA as Android 16
HyperJacob96 as Android 17
Peachy Leech as Android 18

LYRICS:

WELCOME TO DRAGON BALL RAP BATTLEZ
TODAY’S MATCHUP IS ANDROIDS 13, 14, & 15 VS ANDROIDS 16, 17 & 18
WHICH TEAM WILL COME OUT THE STRONGEST?
WE SHALL SOON SEE
3, 2, 1, FIGHT!

Androids 16, 17, & 18:
(17) Oh hey, it’s the rejects (16) The defectives of the bunch 
(18) Hey 15, you like to drink? (17) How about a little punch?
(16) Dr. Gero should’ve destroyed you when he had the proper chance
(18) Let’s finally dispose these freaks (17) Especially Mr. Trucker Hat
(18) No upgrade that you’ll have will ever match up to our level
(16) We’re the ones with more strength since we got the tougher metal
(18) Just one blast from our fingers and a whole city explodes
(17) You know these droids are going rogue, we are out of control
(16) You will be disassembled (18) You’re all uglier than Cell
(16) We’re the superior droids (17) Just in case you couldn’t tell
(16) It’s out with the old (18) and in with the new
(17) So you can go back with Red Ribbon, we can’t stand the likes of you 

Androids 13, 14, & 15:
(13) I never thought that I would see bigger clowns than 19
(15) Now I’ve heard of some rude teens (14) But you three are just obscene
(15) You really think you’re great because you got the higher numbers?
(13) None of y’all will survive (14) We are nothing like these others
(15) We’ll turn you to scrap metal (14) We will switch your modes to “Rest”
(13) You say that we’re weird ones? Just look at how 16’s dressed
(14) We’re built like tanks (13) with rhymes colder than the arctic
(15) I think the girl’s also defective cause she’s married to Krillin
(13) We had to get the job done when you kicked the Doctor’s head off
(15) You get sidetracked too easy, you guys suck at your jobs
(14) You think this is all a game? (15) You won’t win at this rate
(13) It seems these Androids are more useless than Android 8

Android 17:
Let me handle them myself, I think it’s time to power up
Listen here freaks, I’m gonna show you what’s up
Oh lookie here, another me, 

Hell Fighter 17:
now watch as your parts crumble

Both 17's:
As we merge together, prepare for double the trouble

Super 17:
Now more than I was before, absorbing your energy by the hour
Improved thanks to Myuu, now I have double the power
I make the world apocalyptic when the pits of hell start flaring 
I don’t even need to rap, I can kill you just by staring
My Super form is dope, yours is just a smurf on steroids
You know Super 17 is the best of all the Androids
Unlike you, I’m no puppet to Gero’s stupid ways
Let’s see if you can withstand my Super Flash Bomber rays

Android 13:
So you got a Super form? Big whoop! So do I!
Once I get rid of ya, Gero will be satisfied
14! 15! Let us also fuse to one!
And give TRIPLE the power to this damn son of a gun

Super 13:
Now I’m gonna leave you with another hole in your ass
Guess 13’s your unlucky number, prepare to feel my wrath
I punched Goku in the nads, broke Vegeta’s back like Bane
You? The Best Android? That’s not in my database
You are in for a wild ride on the S.S. Deadly Bomber
And the moment that it hits ya, you are for sure a goner
I suggest you leave this battle before your life gets in danger
Now go and live your boring life as a stupid park ranger

WHO SURPASSED WHO IN THIS FIGHT?
WHAT SHOULD THE NEXT MATCHUP BE?
THAT’S FOR YOU TO DECIDE ON DRAGON BALL RAP BATTLEZ

Androids Vs Androids - Dragon Ball Rap Battlez Season 1

Red Hood:
Stepping up against this wannabe hack n’ slasher
But here you’re getting played, call it Castle Crashers
You’re completely insane, but what can I really say
for an idiot who got knocked out by a paper plane?
Through all of my training, nothing will ever be enough
But I’m not scared of a scrub who took supplements to get buff
This is Code Red! I’ll Hush you. Don’t try to fight the best
Unless you wanna end up like that skull on your chest!

Punisher:
Hrm, I thought you’d know a bit more about dropping bars
You and that Power Ranger mask aren’t gettin’ very far
Take this low-budget Deadpool down, my guns are locked and loaded
Droppin’ bombs that impact you even more than that explosion
You could never hassle the ways Castle could
Send this Little Red Riding Hood back outta the woods
Why you’re here? You know it really makes my head itch
‘Cause boy, I’ve been known to take down a red bitch

Red Hood:
You know, you’ll probably thank me when I take your life
Then you’d be having a reunion with your children and wife

Punisher:
I’m hearing these words, yet I’m barely diminished
and I won’t need to phone in my lines to have you finished

Red Hood:
From what I can tell, you’re not aiming very sharply
As your rhymes are crappier than that crossover with Archie!

Punisher:
You’re the fan poll that nobody liked, Jason
How could an overzealous todd-ler have replaced Dick Grayson?

Red Hood:
Quite Frank-ly, I'm done with this revenge-bent prick
Since he dealt enough punishment with his terrible flicks
It’s kinda looking like the end of the line
and this time you won’t come back as some angsty Frankenstein

Punisher:
Kid, your whole defying death has caused enough Injustice
A war on your Knight surely won’t be left bloodless
‘Cause when it comes to law, sometime’s you’ve gotta say screw it
I’d give you proper punishment, but Joker beat me to it

Seth as Red Hood
Light as The Punisher

Coverart by Fightmarker

Written by: Seth, Dragonsblood23, B-Lo Lorbes, Elvis Goop, Stofferex, Matthew Thomas, VRISKA, MythicalKiwi, Honeycombs96, Redkirby101ishere

Red Hood VS The Punisher - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 9

Another famed rap battle, between the charismatic leader of the Phantom Thieves, Joker versus the diligent leader of Sector V, Numbuh 1, in this episode of WCRB!
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CREDITS

► Numbuh 1, voiced by
Mathew Swift

► Joker, voiced by 
Alex / J Morris
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
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PRODUCTION

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► With assistance by
Stofferex, MetaMachine, Eddiefrb, GamingPlush64, Alex / J Morris

► Beat produced by
Tristan

► Edited by
Mathew Swift 

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift & Alex/J Morris
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LYRICS:

Numbuh 1:
Attention, Kids Next Door, prepare for battle stations!
Against this teenage nemesis, I’ll bring no hesitation!
I’ll show him my Will Power, best prepare for his eulogy,
I’ll put him in his place, with my two by four technology!

Joker:
Show me your true form! Too bad, it isn’t Stewie Griffin!
You’ll end up with the Common Cold, just like your Arctic Prison!
I fight to help society, you fight for cake and candy?
I’d rather just watch another episode of Billy & Mandy!


Numbuh 1:
Your attempts at rapping are just oh, so Delightful
Children Down the Lane only see you as my rival!
While you’re stealing hearts, were you also stealing our story?
Now I’m playing for keeps, Joker, it’s not For Glory!
It’s always the adults and teenagers I’m defeating,
Smash Ultimate won’t be the only place you’ll get a beating!
As the G.O.A.T of Sector V, you’re not even a threat!
Let’s just say the cats’ the only pussy that you’ll ever get!

Joker:
I know I’m not a king, but here’s a Royal de-Cree!
You faced adult villainy, yet you haven’t faced a Phantom Thief?
It’s time to take center stage, this is no rehearsal!
Wanna play games, Mr. Uno? Here’s a reversal!
I’m the dominant leader, reigning straight from Shibuya!
The only talent you have in music is with a tuba.
Your Palace is a pyramid, and I’m raiding your tomb,
Don’t make me use All-Out Attack to send this kid back to his room!

Numbuh 1:
Was that really your Last Surprise? Then you’re really out of whack.
The only good thing about your game was a decent soundtrack!

Joker:
You’re stuck in kindergarten, but in Smash Bros, I’m Elite!
I’ll only say this once, kid: Wake Up, Get Up, Get off my beat!

Numbuh 1:
Your series makes me bored, feels like a kid’s next chore,
 If you ever want to get your ass kicked, you know where to find the Kids Next Door!

Joker:
This child workaholic puts himself in high regard,
But if you’d like a change of heart, feel free to take a calling card!

Joker VS Numbuh 1 - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two

People dream to become a hero and these two achieved that dream. Now they come together to face each other in a rap battle. Izuku Midoriya AKA Deku from My Hero Academia and Kamala Khan AKA Ms. Marvel. Which of these two will come out on top? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YLFcGiDQb9nQ3S5aTEj70os1M0EmdpY-6rco4sqTaHQ/edit

CAST:
EndangeredScrubVA as Izuku Midoriya
garbageGothic as Kamala Khan

Beat Produced by Adamack

Kamala Khan Vs Izuku Midoriya - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

Ghetsis:
Enter the King of Unova (hyah!) ‘gainst Court’s greatest king of the posers (hyah!)
It’s Turnabout Goodbyes for you, but in this battle the killer ain’t you (hyah!)
It’s Ghetsis, ya gonna get dissed! - I spit hotter flames than Reshiram’s breath 
It’s tremendous this wretch had a forty year defeat stretch, then lost it all to a rookie bird’s defense
I can see straight past your tricks, so don’t you forget about DL-6
Against G-Cis, it’s the same trip, I’m firing bullets that you CANNOT miss
And you ain’t got a lotta heart, just like your daughter, scarred
Shoot you down like you’re the Manfred Von Red Baron
The “king of the prosecutors” couldn’t be cuter
I’m bringing Unova to a new future
This brute doesn’t give me a scare, more like a Yanni Yogi Bear
Bang your head against the wall all you want but you’ll never prove your victory against this terror 
Leave you like my son, cheated, when this dose of Bad Karma’s defeated
Flows like Plasma, I rhyme smooth, this old conceited fool’s stamina’s depleted



Manfred Von Karma: 

Your honor I have an OBJECTION!  to this pointless conjecture
The undefeated courtroom demon’s arrived to project his best lecture 
Against this prick Ghetsis, Court’s bestest, can’t get dissed 
Retract you like N did, let’s not waste any evidence
You infected your son's mind with lies of subjugation to lure him 
And your plan would have worked if some tween kid didn’t cure him 
You say your rhymes flow like plasma but but quite honestly they’ve dragged on
And you can’t cheat THIS court, with that over-leveled dragon (HYAH)
I’m your worst nightmare Ghetsis, get this? Your plans fell Miles like an elevator, guessed it
Up against the king of the rejected regrets, it’s funny, your own son sat on the throne, and said “forget this”
You couldn’t turn a region to slaves, so don’t expect to win this court with that disproportionate discourse (ugh!)
I show no remorse for this worthless sage, betrayed by his grunts and upstaged 
You’ve got no karma, no lawyer, no skill whereas I have an Edge
Worth FIVE plans of anyone hopelessly on the defendant’s bench
Cold blooded and evil, with these bars I’m lethal, emotionless rocks fall to MY chords of steel
You’re feeble, please, I’ll leave you defeated, you’ll rot and you’ll freeze, with ease, like both of your sequels
            



Ghetsis:

Time to liberate you from the mic, cause that verse was riddled with lies
Your skills are non-existent as Gourdy, and your perfect record 
Light up prosecutors with a fusion flare blast, 
Leave you screaming like in Miles haunting echoes of his past 
Your demeanor and arrogant persona doesn’t hurt, man 
I command dragons, your seeds were handed to a Bird Man
Look,I know that keeping that your noble record can cost a leg and an arm, man
But you’re so devoid of any energy I’ll call you BARREN Von Karma 
I’m the true boss of this court, leaving cheats this Abysmal ruined
And you’ll be needing another day off after my staff rips you anew

Manfred Von Karma:

Slam that pathetic cane down but you have no right to judge
I’ll eNd this Harmonia naturally, just like your traitorous son, begrudged
So get your scientist friend to roast me, , cause this sage is worthless
Send your Plasma clowns to back to Nimbasa, they’re the whole circus! 
This cape wearing’s lyrical capering’s leading this trial to no further debate 
That’s that the only thing that this disgraceful mistake to his clan can do is to escape 
It’s time to meet your fate, you outrageous plague, no turning back to your icy Frigate
Leave a wretch rammed, what you spit’s Zek-wrong, your defence is like your right eye, gone!
You hail from a franchise for children, but I can assure
That your sequel games climax shows this attempted child murderer
It’s quite a turnabout, this old buffoon just cannot put up a fight
And It’s clear that this court is adjourned, but the victor isn’t Black and White

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