The wait was well needed this is glorious

This battle makes me sad that I can only like battles once. This was so very very very very very good! Thanos > Galactus > Unicron > Onslaught >>> Darkseid (not bad, but not on the same amazing level as the others).

Blueprints prod. Cyfal

Thanos (0:38):
I come raging from Titan to dismiss this tyrant
for nothing exists that can flow raps as I can
I’ll erase Apokolips, let’s keep this battle intimate
When I put on this Gauntlet, your losses will be infinite!
I’m a Supergiant! The hand pulling the strings!
Ultron, Apocalypse, and Kang do my bidding!
Power! Mind! Space! Reality! Soul! Time!
You like equations, what comes of these six in rhyme?
A being grayed, of a bygone age following Doomsday
Left upstaged by a true great, the gauntlet around fate!
You can give it all you've got, my defeat’ll be anything but easy
So say goodbye to the other 20% of your species

Darkseid (1:17):
Drop the Gauntlet, you haven’t got this
If you think you can screw with the ruler of Apokolips!
How about I call up Squirrel Girl and then watch you squirm?
Remember our crossover? Oh, how the tables have turned!
You’ve come to the Dark Side, but like the other clones
you’ve come stacked with Gems but you haven’t got the stones!
You'll regret this little tantrum ‘gainst this omega beings omega beams!
Got that God ego complex, but you're as frail as an egg it seems
I’ll eliminate your free will, continue on unscathed
Until all other life knows the story of how the Mad Titan was maimed!
Even with death in his name, still no Death in his lap
You want the Universe to die? Well, just let them hear you rap!

Onslaught (2:05):
With my lyrics on point, it’s time to slaughter the mic
When it comes to rap, your bark’s as weak as your bite
Made from two Omega minds, there’s no easy way to rid of me
You're no epitomes of villains, you guys are killin' me
Destruction at my fingertips, leave my foes oblivious
The sex slave and masochist think that they can spit a diss?
Absorb the X-Men without a try, I’m the master strategist
Dead men won’t Tattletales, trust the mind of an analyst
Psionic Blasts, Astral projection, force fields, mental detection
Dimensional sense with mind possession, a Marvel marvel that’s worth the mention
Step right down, cause when you're around this psychic entity
I'll show you really quickly who can be your worst enemy!

Unicron (2:53):
Dormant for millennia, but now I’ve been deployed
To help these selfish primals become one with the void
Coming at you with full force like an attack on Cybertron
You’ve got brawns to take on the Unicron phenomenon
Thanos, go find another worthless being to swoon
As I kick Darkseid’s dark side to the Dark Side of the Moon
I’ve taken my true from, transform this battle to a roast
When I burn the shit out of Onslaught the friendly ghost
A stronger entity than any, my existence is timeless
I hate you all more than my brother, Primus
Now watch as I excel with a Terminating demeanor
You’ll remember when you faced off against the Planet Eater!

Galactus during buildup: ...Planet Eater?

Galactus (3:47):
A name worthy for only I, Galactus, a true dazzler
Surfing right past Silver, I’m a Gold Tier Rapper
Always being told that the sky was the limit
But look at me, mounting on top of the space race, you dimwits!
Show this Robo-Cookie Monster how to really devour
Magenta over Magneto, who the hell needs super powers?
I lived through the Big Bang, and now a diss I’m delivering
To these foes as I grow, leave every living thing withering
You all rap worse than Thanos’s weakness to seduction
And now you’re standing face-to-face with your own destruction
So you can hit me with your best, but again I’ll ascend
for I’m the true being capable to bring the end
Ultimately Nullify you all in just an instant
With my god-like stamina, I can spit with persistence
Kill another Fallen One with lyrics faceted as emeralds
Bah, disregard these opponents. Galactus hungers, herald.

@stofferex as Thanos
@s0n1c-fr3nzy as Darkseid
Seth as Onslaught
@erbparodies as Unicron
@hyperjacob96 as Galactus

Lyrics written by: Seth, Stofferex, and Iamthelegion

Thanos VS Darkseid - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 2

Two Guzmas, one day. Also check out
https://soundcloud.com/ciaran-mcginn/giovanni-vs-guzma-trainer-rap-battles

Mancha as Robbie Rotten
Adam as Guzma
Beat by Hollywood Legend Prod.

Robbie:
Here’s a little lesson in rhyming and diction
Because your defeat is going down in… fiction!
Hala at ya boy, Kahuna Rob has got you a treat
It’s time I teach you how to be killin’... the beat!
You claim You Are a Pirate but I’ll Thundershock ya!
All you’ve managed to steal is the style of Team Aqua!
I’m the slimy Icelander, both dapper and smart
Lusamine’s collection ain’t even as frozen as your heart
You're ineffective, defective; scoring like your type: Null!
Don’t make me Sucker Punch for me to get it through your Skull
Tried to beat the island challenge but it seems you hit a snag
Cuz like Nebby, you don’t have this win in the bag!

Guzma: 
Be careful not to make a sound! The First Impression I’ve gotten
it’s no wonder your parents gave you the name Rotten
Runnin’ with Scizors is less risky of a chore
Than cuttin’ in front’a destruction in human form!
With your intent of laziness, I would presume this to be simple, yet 
You’re the most active person in your imbecilic settlement
I’ve no need of a leaf trap to give you a drop
when I’m dishin’ out more flips than Sporta-flop!
Takin’ over like Po Town with an Aria-dose of rhyme
One question, have you ever tried to diss, guy?
I’ll upload a video, get millions of views!
We Are Number One but Big Bad Guzma destroys you!

Robbie:
Look at this Net Ball, with which I’ll catch all your bugs
Leave no Emergency Exit for you and your thugs
Remix this and make a con deaf when I’m rappin’!
Are you still mad that you can’t become a trial captain?
I’m Stingy on the mic, man this victory’s mine!
Who did you expect, Sun or Moon to bring your decline?
So Alola! Don’t let your kids watch my victory
I’ll leave you in the dust that’s covering your trophies!

Guzma:
Y’all are stupid, Robbie! You’ll Lose, I mean it!
So quit Grunting, Prick Jr., and ditch the fruity outfit
I’m nabbin’ Z-Crystals while you nap and catch Z’s
Take it on the chin and don’t run to GoFundMe!
Sneak off with your Siiva! Guz-lord’s runnin’ gold!
As a Beast more Ultra than any trainer’s controlled!
I’m no Normie-type user, but I love to ruin trends!
This outcast couldn’t even make imaginary friends!

Rap BattlePokemonSunMoonPokemonSunMoonGuzmaTeamSkullWe Are Number OneLazytownRobbie Rotten

URBoF

Guzma vs Robbie Rotten - URBoF #6

The psychotic fatty from South Park, takes on Beach City's champion, in this episode of WCRB.

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CREDITS

► Steven Universe and Peridot, voiced by
 Matthew Thomas (Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

► Eric Cartman, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

► Announcer, voiced by
Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Freshy Kanal, Dani Frias, Tv rap battles 

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

Lyrics:

Steven: 
This Tiger Millionaire is about to make this fatso pay!
Because I'm a Crystal Gem, and I’m always here to save the day!
This cluster full of cheesy poofs is on the brink of insanity,
I heard that Jennifer Lopez could really come in ‘handy!’
You're just a fat Aquamarine, except more careless and vile!
My good deeds can't compare to your criminal file!
Your show is run-down, while Beach City’s still in business!
Because I got my friends, unlike your taco flavoured kisses!
 
Cartman: 
Your story’s nearly over, Steven, here’s your last hurrah!
Just like Yellow Diamond, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
It's not very wise for you to fight a raging masochist.
How can you even fight? You’re a mother-to-son pacifist!
Back off, you Crystal Jew, I’ll leave you Fractured But Whole!
If you're half-human, does it mean you only have half a soul?
Watch me spitting hotter, than when Satan came from Hell!
I lost all Faith + One in you, cause how the mighty fell!

Steven: 
Don't talk about my mother, tell that to your ‘fathers!’
This ain’t Casa Bonita, but you can still jump in the water!
This Meat Beat Maniac is just wasting his potential,
The way you treat your friends shows that now you’re completely mental!
Call me Chef, I’m cooking up all the comebacks for this kid,
Your rage can't compare to when Peridot blows her lid!
A show on Comedy Central? He looks more fitting in arts and crafts,
Go back to Cartmanland, and take this ‘coon back to the trash!

Cartman: 
You’re no longer Wanted, Clarence, oh, the irony!
It takes five fucking seasons to unravel your conspiracy.
Better get a Cookie Cat, you've ran out of fuel to fight,
Oh my god! You killed Kenny from your lack of shitty rhymes!
Even Butters makes a better Gem than this star child!
Your fanbase is atrocious, with all your Twitter suicides!
With Ronaldo holding more research, he’d make a better opponent than you!
I’ll take you back to Keystone, and give you bad reviews!

Steven Universe VS Eric Cartman - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One Finale

Mancha as Serperior
Adam as Emboar
Seth as Samurott

Serperior:
I’m bringin' style and Swagger to Nuvema at last
Even with your Shell Armor, I’ll finish you off fast 
I’m a pure bred rapper, it’s my Natural Gift
Where with your movepool man, you’re just naturally shit!
Coiling up fire types, get ya trapped in a Twister
I don’t wanna Hold Back, this Gastro Asshole’s bitter!
I'm the king of this battle, this regality's reality!
Giga Draining anything that’s even aiding your brutality!

Emboar:
I'm fighting fire with fire flaming you from every angle
Turn the tables, constrictor, let's see you get strangled
I’ve got a beard of fire, while this dipshit’s dickless!
SO COME ON! FIRE BACK! I WAS MADE TO BE RECKLESS!
I’m Hammer Arm-ed and ready to spit hotter than the sun’s core
I’ll leave you lying still like you just got hit by a stun spore
When you hear my Roar, you better run the fuck away
Get the hell out my face, EMBOAR IS HERE TO STAY!

Samurott:
This whiskered water warrior’s here to Water Gun you down
You won’t be here to get Revenge when you’re six feet underground
I’m an ace on the mic, I’m even flyer than Skyla!
Any of you beating me? I’d like to see you try! YA!
Lookin' good Emboar, I’ve never seen THAT type before!
Razor Shell you till you’re down, I’m a poor Water Sport
Oshawott the hell do you think you’re doing here man?
They call you the special sweeper because you belong in the trash!

Serperior:
Serperior’s superior, this grass snake’s raised the stakes!
I’ve got my hidden ability equipped to change the metagame!
Fire off a Leaf Storm, But my stat’s won’t decrease 
Samurott, my dear friend, you’re a TRUE game-FREAK!
Speeding Round you with my words, rhyming faster than Tornadus
Never needed Magical Leaf to compete with these failures
When I’m sent out to battle there’s no need to Worry Seed
...Ahh, now that’s the Sweet Scent of victory

Emboar:
I’ve been the best for two games and I think it’s time you learned
So bring it on little bitch, you’re gonna get Blast BURNED!
Head Smash you in half, this fire type’s bringing the pain!
Don’t need Emboarite, I’ve got Mega in my name!
Dewott you must, every result is just the same
Nobody ever picks you when they start up the game!
Time to Power-Up, my Punches focused solely on you
I’ll Wild Charge your bitch ass until you’re black white and blue!

Samurott:
This little Snivy’s just mental, he belongs as a rental!
Because your raps were even worse than your endgame potential!
Emboar’s not unique, he’s less original than Bouffalant!
Didn’t Juniper ever tell you not to step up to a Samurott?!
You won’t get to Retaliate after I use this move
One Shot! Hydro Pump! Introduce you to your doom!
Serperior, learn that you’re just a spineless crisis
And just fucking bow down to generation five’s finest!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Unova Starter Royale. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #7

Here is the original battle
https://soundcloud.com/videogamerapbattles/slender-man-vs-baldis-basics

Slenderman vs. Baldi - VGRB Cover

Who Won?
https://www.strawpoll.me/16294762

VinnyO as Logan Paul
Light as KSI

Beat by VinnyO

Written by Freshy Kanal, Jason, Jughead Jay and Zim 11037

Cover Art by Brodecai

Drawings by AlienMadman 

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

also additional research help by Julian

Lyrics:

Logan Paul:
You called me out? Tried stooping up to jump on my boat? Dang!
And dared to move your ego in the shadow of the Logang?
Convinced to beat me down, and say my year remains a small start
Bro, I’m not buying it, even if you beg at Walmart!
The Paul’s harsh! It’s a contest! A show and not a conquest.
You box with your obnoxious laugh and toxic rap god complex.
Racism and rape jokes, then you discovered what caps shift is
But even with a crowd you won’t get past all these damages
Put a message in packages, you can’t disstrack your bandages
Can’t press exit like in Fifa, it’s a boxing match of rapping wits
From Zoella to Joe Weller, tryna take front page through yellin’
You don't have the tools for fighting, stick to writing you're a bellend

KSI:
Let me give you a thinning, this is a rap test you’re failing 
Flunked Japanese obstacles now it’s Japan you’re bailing
In fact you got a knack to be clapped, 
and before this whole match, I’ll destroy you in rap 
You never wanted this, and you’re never gonna hit, 
gonna feel it when I get ya with a click click clack *boom*
A better look by talking to fans? It doesn’t pay off 
Suffering flow and then hitting the rock ‘til you’re scrapping your parts like it’s Baywatch 
Traveled back and forth to battle this premature Shaggy
You inherited ass-whooped genes from your delusional daddy 
I’ve got single hits, EP’s and disstracks in the trends
You got seven year olds choking on those 85%
No limits for views, it’s like you got a knack to be abhorrent
In this boxing ring you’re digging your own suicide forest!

Logan Paul:
This ain’t no brain freeze challenge, but your feet are in the freezer
Dropping out while I drop my merch twenty percent cheaper!

KSI:
Is this a prank you’ve planned? Man, it’s heavily expected
You don’t make your decisions, it’s all your editing’s perspective

Logan Paul:
I know for us both this is a view machine to publish
For you another episode of being awkward in public!
You’re ignoring folks when the camera isn’t in action
Call ‘em friends and then a benefit for sexual harassment.

KSI: 
A washed up halloween He-man tries to slip into the teen trends
Going along with your scheming as if your whole team’s 10!
Hold the camera on your fandom, your career would reach its end,
Brand new apology video for once again filming the dead!

F00pz also recorded as KSI, and Zawesome also recorded as Logan, I will upload those alternative versions later

KSI vs. Logan Paul - Rap Battle!

Another famed rap battle, between the charismatic leader of the Phantom Thieves, Joker versus the diligent leader of Sector V, Numbuh 1, in this episode of WCRB!
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CREDITS

► Numbuh 1, voiced by
Mathew Swift

► Joker, voiced by 
Alex / J Morris
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
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PRODUCTION

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► With assistance by
Stofferex, MetaMachine, Eddiefrb, GamingPlush64, Alex / J Morris

► Beat produced by
Tristan

► Edited by
Mathew Swift 

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift & Alex/J Morris
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LYRICS:

Numbuh 1:
Attention, Kids Next Door, prepare for battle stations!
Against this teenage nemesis, I’ll bring no hesitation!
I’ll show him my Will Power, best prepare for his eulogy,
I’ll put him in his place, with my two by four technology!

Joker:
Show me your true form! Too bad, it isn’t Stewie Griffin!
You’ll end up with the Common Cold, just like your Arctic Prison!
I fight to help society, you fight for cake and candy?
I’d rather just watch another episode of Billy & Mandy!


Numbuh 1:
Your attempts at rapping are just oh, so Delightful
Children Down the Lane only see you as my rival!
While you’re stealing hearts, were you also stealing our story?
Now I’m playing for keeps, Joker, it’s not For Glory!
It’s always the adults and teenagers I’m defeating,
Smash Ultimate won’t be the only place you’ll get a beating!
As the G.O.A.T of Sector V, you’re not even a threat!
Let’s just say the cats’ the only pussy that you’ll ever get!

Joker:
I know I’m not a king, but here’s a Royal de-Cree!
You faced adult villainy, yet you haven’t faced a Phantom Thief?
It’s time to take center stage, this is no rehearsal!
Wanna play games, Mr. Uno? Here’s a reversal!
I’m the dominant leader, reigning straight from Shibuya!
The only talent you have in music is with a tuba.
Your Palace is a pyramid, and I’m raiding your tomb,
Don’t make me use All-Out Attack to send this kid back to his room!

Numbuh 1:
Was that really your Last Surprise? Then you’re really out of whack.
The only good thing about your game was a decent soundtrack!

Joker:
You’re stuck in kindergarten, but in Smash Bros, I’m Elite!
I’ll only say this once, kid: Wake Up, Get Up, Get off my beat!

Numbuh 1:
Your series makes me bored, feels like a kid’s next chore,
 If you ever want to get your ass kicked, you know where to find the Kids Next Door!

Joker:
This child workaholic puts himself in high regard,
But if you’d like a change of heart, feel free to take a calling card!

Joker VS Numbuh 1 - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two

These brother duos prepare themselves for Kombat despite the rivalry between them. Hanzo and Genji Shimada of Overwatch against Kuai Liang, Sub-Zero, and Bi-Han, Noob Saibot. Which of these duos will win this battle? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:

Hanzo and Genji:
Hanzo:
I have lost so much already but I will not lose here
Despite my many burdens, I will still persevere
With every death comes honor, with honor, redemption
But with every death you make, gives you permanent imperfection 
Genji:
For Bi-Han, this won’t be his first time a Hanzo left him burned
Swift strikes from my blade is something you both deserve
With the guidance of Zenyatta, I’ve reconciled what I am
But with your cybernetic change, you brought shame upon your clan
Hanzo & Genji:
(Hanzo) Both of you barely outlived the likes of Johnny Cage
(Genji) And this Noob from Ed Boon came back as Quan-Chi’s slave
(Hanzo) Ask Mei, we’ve experienced cold temperatures before
(Genji) If you really want to scare us, it’ll take more than blood and gore

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
Sub-Zero:
If you’re seeking us for Kombat, then you’ve been misunderstood
Hanzo’s bow skills are amateur, you make Kung Jin look good
We never hold back, the cold will make you suffer
At least my brother wasn’t murdered by his other brother
Noob Saibot:
We show no Mercy, so there’s no one here to heal you
We’d disgrace you to your clan but that’s something that you beat us to
I work in the Netherrealm, it’s true, but when I got word of fighting you
I’m willing to join my brother once just to beat two shit Shimada dudes
Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) Slow your pace brother, I know this fight seems easy
But it’s not worth the effort but we’ll still receive Flawless Victory
(Noob) Yes, you are correct and they’re not worthy of Friendship
Because even your family clan treats you with rejection

Hanzo and Genji:
(Hanzo) You dare speak the Shimada name
And bring the family shame by using it in vain?
(Genji) If there is one thing we do to those who make such an assumption
(Hanzo) We awaken the dragon to unleash mass destruction
(Genji) You are the reason that Earthrealm seems so unbalanced
(Hanzo) And your rhymes were just as lazy as Noob’s color palette
(Genji) I have made the enhancement ever since my revival
That even Smoke, Cyrax, and Sektor could never rival
(Hanzo) The Lin Kuei will fall when they witness our might
(Genji) And we will make the Brotherhood of Shadow see the light
(Hanzo) Feel the strength of the Shimada from both bow (Genji) and this blade of mine
(Hanzo) RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU! (Genji) RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) You call yourself enhanced Genji? You fall under Kabal
(Noob) When your dragons try to consume us, our strength’s too much to stomach it all
(Sub-Zero) You disgrace your father’s legacy (Noob) Made yourself the enemy
(Sub-Zero) And looking at the Hanzo mains (BOTH) Your skills just show inequity
(Sub-Zero) I’m a Grandmaster (Noob) I’m a wraith that topples Reaper
(Sub-Zero) Both of you lack honor which is why you’re never claimed as leader
(Noob) Without the aid of Overwatch, you will not win this day
(Noob) Shao Kahn calls you pathetic (BOTH) While we’re “play of the game”
(Noob) We could grab you by your limbs as we tear you two in half
(Sub-Zero) Or perhaps you would prefer if we pulled your spines out your backs?
(Noob) We look upon your faces and you seem a bit salty
(Sub-Zero) It seems our rhymes were too cold or should we say (FROSTY!)

CAST:
B-Lo as Hanzo Shimada
HyperJacob96 as Genji Shimada
B-Lo as Sub-Zero
Titanium1208 as Noob Saibot

Beat Produced by Bulletz 2 Beatz

Hanzo & Genji Vs Sub-Zero & Noob Saibot - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

An Among Us Rap? Seems pretty sus...

LYRICS:

Verse 1:
Swiping my card in admin
Hoping no bad will happen
Just let me do my tasks and
Hopefully I’m nowhere near this assassin
Onboard is a saboteur
Who’s only goal is to kill and skewer
Every second, our crew gets fewer
And we don’t know who’s the evildoer
Should’ve done a background check
The moment we turn around, it snaps our necks
It’ll take out the lights and mess with the tech
Doing what it can to make sure we’re dead
I’m just wondering who
Is it Red? Is it Yellow? Is it Green? Is it Blue?
I’m paranoid and I don’t know what to do
The killer could be anyone of you
Wait, you’re accusing me cause I’m talking too much?
There’s nothing on me where it’s covered in blood
I was doing my job, you’re just making shit up
And it seems pretty sus when you’re so quick to judge
We need more evidence
Get back to work but be vigilant
We don’t know the next time this killer will strike
But all I know is that this homicide ends tonight

[HOOK]
Trying to do my tasks knowing something's on my back
I'm just trying to live but afraid of who the trust
This thing's on the attack, our systems are getting hacked
It could truly be anyone of us
And I don't really know why you’re always following me
So I really need to know who you really are underneath

Verse 2:
Man I’m sweating
Crew’s giving me looks like they’re suspecting
Do they really think it could be me?
I just know for sure I’m the one they’re ejecting
The pressure’s getting to me
When a body’s reported and they call for a meeting
The stress prevents my ability to speak
And I’m always alone so no one can vouch me 
Hey I’m not sus! Just nervous!
Among us, a killer’s lurking
I’m just doing my service
Uploading data and fixing the circuits
I don’t like pointing fingers
But it’s hard to do when a killer lingers 
I don’t want to meet my fate
Drifting off in the vast empty void of space
Whoa! Hold up a sec!
I could have sworn I just saw you come out of the vent
Got ya imposter, I caught you red handed
We’re voting you off and we’re leaving you stranded
You’re a deceiver
And I’m not falling for any excuses either
In your eyes, I see your lies
No more taking lives, this is the end of the line

[HOOK]
Trying to do my tasks knowing something's on my back
I'm just trying to live but afraid of who the trust
This thing's on the attack, our systems are getting hacked
It could truly be anyone of us
And I don't know why you are always following me
So I really need to know who you really are underneath

"Underneath" - An Among Us Rap by B-Lo

Hey there! Welcome to the first Rap Battle Brawl! In this episode we have a battle between Devolver Digitals newest Minigame and Battle Royale hybrid Fall Guys, and Innersloth's murder mystery game in space Among Us.
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Snakebite126 as Fall Guys

Shimario as Among Us
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Written by: Shimario
Additional Writing Help: GamingPlush64, Snakebite126, and Dilly.
Mixed by: Light
Beat Produced by: BeatG33ks
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Fall Guys Verse 1:
What’s going on? This Phenomenon is up against a Flash Game?
Welp I guess it’s time to leave them ejected and in flames. 
Devolver Digitals, Pivotal, Critical success is up against,
This guy so blind he took over 2 years just so he could find relevance.
Don’t bother to fight you are gonna be last, in this race I’m about to speed past, 
this silent psycho who’s rapping and game are limited, cuz all you got is 3 maps. 
You can trust me that I’m winning this, and I won’t need to bait you.
You’re getting overshadowed, call you Mira A-U. (Ooh!)
Look at you. You’re nothing but dead weight, just staying at office afk.
My bars will leave frozen forever like when you’re scanning in Medbay. 
How much you stole from others is something I really wanna ask.
T-T-T and Danganronpa’s child? You’re a perfect match! (Oh!)
In 2 months I became a popular game that everyone loves. 
Then you followed in my footsteps, “Among Us looking kinda sus” (Woo!)
When your whole crew rhymes, two times, you’re still gonna want to drop out.
Cause after just a few lines, you guys, will receive an Ultimate Knockout.

Among Us Verse 1:
Get ready to Fail Guys, I’ll leave you eliminated.
With rapping so clean, I won’t even need to be decontaminated.
Thinking you’ll beat me on the mic, as per usual , you’re just tripping.
And I would call you a hack, but ‘hacked’ is more fitting. (Woo!)
It’s funny how you're saying originality’s something I lack.
When you’re Fortnite and Wipeout’s Imposter; and you ain’t just faking tasks.
All of your players just grief each other. It's clear my fans are better. 
Go get your PC and Console players, oh wait, they still can’t play together. (ooh!)
It’s Preposterous, This Monstrous, Imposter Stopper is losing this bout.
Sabotaging your chances of victory; I’ll knock your lights out! (ouch!)
I’m chilling in space. No wonder I got rhymes colder than Ice Man!
You think you’ll win? That’s ridiculous; Just like your Price Man!  
You wanna beat this spaceship worker? (Ay!) It seems you’re falling short (Ay!)
After this Verbal Murder (Ay!), I’ll need to self report. (Ay!)
Even though you have more devs, it’s clear that I’m winning this.
When your servers are something I’d get rid of to prove my innocence!

Fall Guys Verse 2:
I know you're known for lying but there’s no way you’re beating me.
Getting this win is like your game on mobile... Free. 
Just as I suspected, (Ay!) you’ll get ejected. (Woo!)
I spit so sick you’ll be left like your players' devices. Infected! (Oh!)
You’re chilling in space? That’s great, you should be used to seeing stars.
Despite your trips to Polus, you can’t survive my freezing bars.
With how flat your maps are, it’s no wonder you can’t grow up.
You’ll be stuck in space because this waste has just been disposed of.

Among Us Verse 2:
I deal with murderers every day, so in comparison you're pretty tame.
You’re getting booted from this game, like what you did to Usernames. (Ay!)
Fixing reactors, the wires, then catching liars and leaving them in flames.
But not even I could fix or improve the disaster that is Team Games.
It’s ironic I’m in space yet I’m better at attraction.
Then this botched battle royale flooded with microtransactions.
Over the past few months, you’ve definitely blown up don’t get me wrong
But now as Season 2 hits, your relevance is Hex-a-Gone. (OH!)
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Thank you guys so much for listening! I'll see you in the next Rap Battle Brawl!

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