Eric Clapton – Riding With The King

Troubles A’ Comin

Your Brand New Ass
(c) J. Murdock McInnes Vasey

[intro]

[instrumental]

[verse]
I saw you coming from the pool 
and then sitting on a stool
I didn't need to get my glasses
I did not need the light of day
I could recognize the sway
Of your fancy new Kim Kardashian ass
Your fancy new Kim Kardashian ass

[verse]
Well honey I don't know
I am afraid to come around
These days I'm kind of scared
There are guys from out of town
This thing has set me on my heels
They all ask me how it feels
Your fancy new Kim Kardashian ass

[instrumental]

[verse]
I was planning a vacation
I thought we'd go by boat
Do you know if it will float
Can we move it down the channel
I worry about the beam 
and a little 'bout the draft
Do we drill a brand new shaft
Your fancy new Kim Kardashian ass

[verse]
I called the coast guard yesterday
The lieutenant said we'd sink
I called the F.S.A.
The pilot said, "NO WAY"
The army said Ok
I am ready if you're game
We will need a cargo plane
With your fancy new Kim Kardashian ass

[instrumental]

[verse]
Well, we got to the hotel
We thought we'd try the bed
Oh god, does that thing spread
I called room service for some help
A bellboy and two maids
With a luggage cart in tow
We got it good to go
Your fancy new Kim Kardashian ass

[harmonica solo]

[verse]
We are not going anywhere
That thing has got me scared
You are staying here at home
You better be prepared
That trip was the last time
From now on I'll play with mine
Your fancy new Kim Kardashian ass

[instrumental]

Your fancy new Kim Kardashian ass

[outro]


Your Brand New Ass

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