To try is to fail is to try.
Another cyclical loop of failed attempts to help.
And yet, nothing I ever did really worked.
I tried, and tried, and tried, and tried.
What is it that makes me this unlistenable?
It never seems like anyone cares to, anyway.
A thumbs up in response, then nothing else.
I have tried too hard for too long.

"I fucking hate it here," said the charlatan.

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M A S H H A T E
An album by TheRandomSapphire.
7 tracks. 32 minutes. 32 samples.
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I don't really know what to say anymore.
2021 hasn't been the greatest year for me. Mentally, emotionally, just in general. Worsening depression. Mental breakdowns. A lot of shit has happened that hasn't been under my control. Even when I took the path that I assumed to be the right one, I still felt like shit. Is this how it's supposed to be? What am I supposed to do? Is this even the right move, to release this at all?
I guess it's better than bottling it up until I explode. 

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I - INTRODUCTION
     Boards of Canada - Gemini
     clipping. - Intro

II - HEAT WAVE
     Gesaffelstein - Opr
     Madvillain - Raid
     Gesaffelstein - Viol
     clipping. - Summertime
     Weezer - Time Flies
     Led Zeppelin - When The Levee Breaks
     clipping. - Work Work

III - RIP KILLER
      Tame Impala - Eventually
      Feed Me - Big Kitten
      cleopatrick - THE DRAKE
      Justice - Waters of Nazareth
      Igorrr - Tout Petit Moineau
      Justice - Let There Be Light
      Justice - Genesis
      JPEGMAFIA - Baby I'm Bleeding
      WTF Sound Effect
      Hopsin - No Words

IV - YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW
       Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know?
       Taylor Swift - ...Ready For It?
       Eminem - Lose Yourself
       Coldplay - Viva la Vida

V - SELF-DESTRUCTION
      Nine Inch Nails - Mr. Self Destruct
      Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Live Version)
      Justice - Waters of Nazareth
      Beck - Loser

VI - ARTIFICE
       Aesop Rock - Leisureforce
       Death Grips - Artificial Death in the West
       Radiohead - Codex

VII - CODA
        Radiohead - Codex
        Bon Iver - 22 (OVER S∞∞N)
        Beck - The Golden Age
        The Beginner's Guide

MashHate [Full Album Stream]

nearly every mashup ive made oct 11 2021 – feb 16 2022 save for maybe like three really dumb edits. not to say that this doesnt include dumb edits, though. this would be barely anything without dumb edits.

I JUST CAN'T STOP MAKING MASHUPS

i don't upload single tracks anymore cause i'm a real artist baby

BANDCAMP:
https://frisco17.bandcamp.com/album/light-to-decent-album

SOURCES:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pxFcHrqQJcz_9eGx2pdufkrg6SCluuxXv03jk3c49UQ/edit?usp=sharing

Light To Decent (Full Album)

i would have added 59 minutes of silence at the end for the bit but i can't be bothered
also don't ask about my server nickname

happy hall of days

1. Get Get Get Get To Heaven
2. Don't Touch Everything In The Store
3. I May Be Bad But I'm Perfectly Good At It
4. I Can't Remember Most Of Friday Night

Everything Everything All At Once (Full EP)

Vogue - Crystal orbit: http://amp.dascene.net/detail.php?detail=modules&view=8050
Don't Copy That Floppy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI

Probably the last serious mashup I will post on this account unless I can make something that isn't a shitpost as long as 30 seconds or less.

Direct successor to this mashup I made over 3 years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7U9jukU_Rk

Surprised that it got 75k views, considering it wasn't that seriously made. I'm not sure if I've improved or not, but this is my thanks.

Edit 2023-03-30:
I didn't enable downloads on this? That's stupid.

Crystal Copy

Get the Deluxe version for an 8 Minute Bonus MEGAMASHUP!
https://vvsvlogs.bandcamp.com/album/mash-deluxe

This is my most ambitious mashup project yet- clocking in at 57 minutes in total!

After recently joining the Mashup Week tournament and meeting some nice fellows, I realized that they made their own albums- and thought to myself, "Hmm. I should try that. I won't, but maybe." Well, here we are now.

Album Source List: pastebin.com/2bwDiz6g

Track List: 
00:00 Welcome To Mash (ft. CactusTeam, gniRob, Toothn’t, SUCC & Fenzo)
00:18 Greetings
01:14 NO ( with confirmation from @v-fun )
04:49 Already Beautiful
06:42 Toxic Telephone ( made for @mashup-week-losersbracket )
09:31 Sheltered Circles
12:28 $ave Dat 24K ( made for @mashup-week-losersbracket )
15:54 Mashup Of A Lifetime
20:10 THIS/LOVE ( made for @mashup-week-losersbracket )
23:01 Zero Calorie Cake
26:24 Done For Good
29:17 II
33:10 Breathin’ Without Wishin’ ( made for @repost-reprise )
36:39 Can’t Stop The Bummer
39:48 Sunflower Drill
41:56 Wonderwall Dreams ( with confirmation from @jacks3rdaccount )
44:50 Arson ( with confirmation from @whole-punch )
47:46 TRMPLN
50:46 The Sanctuary I Know Is A Thriller
53:00 Farewell

Mash

Mash (Full Album)

It's my next album! I don't like UMG so I stole their acronym

https://almostofftopic.bandcamp.com/album/universal-mashup-grooves
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7wlLaaqf9rMiZF7iV511ahxi-QUL9Mx2

FLAC download: https://mega.nz/#!ivwDTQxS!wphJA9VRpAe7_ywUFZ3HwJihTyUia56Xa3_d14TJo1k
MP3 download: https://mega.nz/#!K3AFlQSB!pzRKg-UiRUZ4zd8SazXAo2qnYH2_FMgen2Ch6SVf42U

Inspired by @neilcic

Universal Mashup Grooves

mmm tasty
https://bh12.bandcamp.com/album/drink-the-milk-ep

B.U.T.T.E.R.F.L.I.E.S 00:00
-Ross From Friends - R.A.T.S
-Weezer - My Name Is Jonas
-Ryoji Ikeda - Data. Vortex
-?
-Death Grips - Hustle Bones
-Takashi Tateishi - Clash Man Theme
-Smile - Butterfly
-Bruce Smear - Touchy
-Pixies - I Bleed
-Nirvana - Something In The Way
-Judas Priest - Breakin' The Law
-Descendents - Hope

Hard Times in the 80's 02:04
-Calvin Harris - Acceptable in the 80's
-Paramore - Hard Times

Afterhorse 06:23
-Caravan Palace - Aftermath
-100 gecs - stupid horse

Something 09:30
-Nirvana - Something In The Way

Fuckin' It Right 12:20
-Daft Punk - Doin' It Right
-Nine Inch Nails - Closer

Tetragalactic 16:40
-SebastiAn - Tetra
-Beastie Boys - Intergalactic
-System Of A Down - Chop Suey

Numb 19:36
-Portishead - Numb
-Archive - Numb
-XXXTENTACION - NUMB
-Linkin Park - Numb
-Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb

DRINK THE MILK [EP]

it's tearing me apart (beverly hills) 
https://bh12.bandcamp.com/album/beverly-therapy

Again? 00:00
-Archive - Again
-Weezer - Beverly Hills

Shut Up 04:48
-Swans - A Little God in my Hands
-Against Me! - Transgender Dysphoria Blues
-The Tings Tings - Shut Up and Let Me Go
-Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall Pt. 2
-Daft Punk - Da Funk
-Amanda Palmer - The Killing Type
-Suicide - Frankie Teardrop
-Korn - Freak On A Leash
-The Cars - Just What I Needed
-Death Grips - Hustle Bones
-King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Fishing For Fishies
-Metallica - Master Of Puppets
-Beastie Boys - Intergalactic
-Manau - La tribu de Dana
-Swans - Oxygen
-Say Anything - Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too
-Modest Mouse - Float On
-Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box
-Merzbow - Woodpecker No. 1

You Should See Me In A Girl 09:35
-Beastie Boys - Girls
-Billie Eilish - You Should See Me In A Crowd

Wow, I Can't Get My E​-​Girl Pregnant 11:12
-Say Anything - Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too
-Blank Banshee - Teen Pregnancy

1312 14:15
-Swans - Cop
-NWA - Fuck Tha Police
-The Police - Every Breath You Take
-Black Sabath - War Pigs
-Pink Floyd - Pigs (Three Different Ones)
-Peppa Pig theme
-KRS-One - Sound of da Police
-Childish Gambino - This Is America
-Tears for Fears - Shout
-Insane Clown Posse - Piggy Pie
-Dead Kennedys - Police Truck
-Judas Priest - Breakin' The Law

Drugs Pt. 1 (smoke) 18:19
-Car Seat Headrest - Stop Smoking (We Love You)
-im gonna be honnest with you i have no idea whos the creator of the remix nor what the remix is called but anyway it comes from here www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1ei5rwO7ZI

Drugs Pt. 2 19:26
-The Velvet Underground - Heroin
-Nickelback - Rockstar
-Nine Inch Nails - The Perfect Drugs
-Weezer - We Are All On Drugs
-Koba LaD - Train de Vie
-Falling In Reverse - Drugs
-Eric Clapton - Cocaine
-The Beatles - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
-Car Seat Headrest - Stop Smoking
-Ratatat - Drugs

RingoFlicks - Treasurous Babe 22:47
-Bruno Mars - Treasure
-Breakbot - Baby I'm Yours

one minute of silence 25:52
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We're Not The Fortunate Ones 26:56
-Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun

Bundle Of Sticks 30:54
-Eddy Murphy - Faggots
-Dire Straits - Money For Nothing
-Sexy Sushi - Petit Pd
-Mother Mother - The Sticks
-Micheal Random - Fuck the Faggots
-Mindless Self Indulgence - Faggot
-Korn - Faget
-Against Me! - Transgender Dysphoria Blues
-Descendents - I'm Not a Loser
-Au revoir Victor: youtu.be/52oWJl3I2ao

Century 34:12
-Fall Out Boy - Centuries
-King Crimson - 21st Century Schizoid Man
-Kanye West - POWER

Daddy not so Cool 35:58
-Boney M - Daddy Cool
-Korn - Daddy

Merzbow No. 5 38:39
-Merzbow - Woodpecker No. 1
-Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...)
-Wolf Eyes - Black Vomit
-Masonna - Part XIX
-Throbbing Gristle - Walls Of Sound
-Merzbow - How Differ The Instructions Of The Left From The Instructions Of The Right... Part III
-Wolf Eyes - Burned Mind
-Merzbow - StereoAkuma Part 1
-washing machine noise

свинина и бобы 39:54
-Путь (Pathway) - Эпитафия
-Weezer - Pork and Beans
-Weezer - Beverly Hills

Glitch 42:20
-Agar Agar - I'm That Guy
-Nine Inch Nails - Closer
-Weezer - Beverly Hills
-The Cars - Just What I Needed
-Swans - Screen Shot
-Neutral Milk Hotel - King of Carrot Flowters pt. 1
-Owl City - Fireflies
-Descedents - Bikeage
-Kavinsky - Nightcall
-NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
-Archive - Again

Beverly Therapy

Still a @neilcic inspired mashup album
Samples:
Smash Mouth - All Star
Some Wind Sound Effects I Found On Youtube
A-Ha - Take On Me
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out
Earth, Wind, And Fire - September
Smash Mouth - Walking On The Sun
Bruno Mars - 24k Magic
Michael Jackson - Do The Bartman
Bee Movie SFX
Billie Eilish - Bad Guy
Mark James - Hooked On A Feeling [Blue Swede version]
Harold Faltermeyer - Axel F [Crazy Frog version]
LMFAO ft. Lil Jon - Shots
Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta
Michael Jackson - Bad
Cab Calloway - Minnie The Moocher
Britney Spears - Baby One More Time
The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army
Oingo Boingo - Weird Science
Lukas Graham - 7 Years
Miley Cyrus - 7 Things
Youssou N’Dour ft. Neneh Cherry - 7 Seconds
U2 - Numb
Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl
The Cranberries - Zombie
Kool And The Gang - Celebration
Newcleus - Jam On Revenge (The Wikki Wikki Song)
Barenaked Ladies - One Week
TLC - Waterfalls
Slipknot - Psychosocial
New Kids On The Block - You Got It (The Right Stuff)
Bon Jovi - It’s My Life
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life
Some Old Windows Commercial
Nena - 99 Luftaloons
Jay-Z - 99 Problems
Mötley Crüe - Dr. Feelgood
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.
James Brown - I Got You (I Feel Good)
Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters
Childish Gambino - Pop Thieves (Make It Feel Good)
The Turtles - Happy Together
Linkin Park - Crawling
INXS - Need You Tonight
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
Metallica - Enter Sandman
Chumbawamba - Tubthumping

old version: https://soundcloud.com/choruskirby1/rip-off

Rip-Off (Remastered 2021)

queen is back again for like the 45856th time

Piano Intro 00:00
-Pink Floyd - Echoes
-Fishmans - Long Season
-My Chemical Romance - Welcome To The Black Parade
-Kanye West - Runaway 
-Aphex Twin - Avril 14th
-Weezer - Beverly Hills

Beverly Folds 01:47
-Ben Folds - You Don't Know Me
-Weezer - Beverly Hills
-Aerosmith - I Don't Want To Miss A Thing
-clipping. - Say The Name

Teenage Creeper 05:03
-Radiohead - Creep
-Weathus - Teenage Dirtbag

Psycho Trooper 08:10
-Iron Maiden - The Trooper
-Talking Heads - Psycho Killer

Oh 09:52
-Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies
-twenty one pilots - Stressed Out
-Kanye West & Lil Pump ft. Adele Givens - I Love It
-Baltimora - Tarzan Boy
-John Lennon - Oh Yoko
-Tragédie - Hey Oh 
-Red Hot Chili Peppers - Snow (Hey Oh) 
-Injury Reserve - Oh Shit!!!
-The Buggles - Video Killed The Radio Star
-Bastille - Pompeii
-Calvin Harris - Merrymaking at My Place 
-Bon Jovi - Livin' On A Prayer

If You Love Your Pets Set Them On Fire 13:26
-The Dead Milkmen - If You Love Someone Set Them on Fire 
-Happy Tree Friends Theme Song

Here Howls Your Wolf 15:10
-Pixies - Here Comes Your Man
-Warren Zevon - Werewolves Of London 
-Three Day Grace - Animal I Have Become

Doug 17:21
-Lit - My Own Worst Enemy 
-Nostalgia Critic Theme Song

Svrt 17:56
-Daft Punk - Veredis Quo
-Daniel Johnston - True Love Will Find You In The End

Diana 19:29
-Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer
-Rascal Flatts - Life Is a Highway
-Queen - Bicycle Race 
-Kraftwerk - Autobahn
-Weezer - Beverly Hills 
-Charlie XCX - Vroom Vroom

Might 24:06
-The Cars - You Might Think
-They Might Be Giants - They Might Be Giants

Gender Euphoria 25:56
-The Jackson 5 - I Want You Back
-Against Me! - Transgender Dysphoria Blues

Kanye, Georgia 28:48
-Kanye West - Hold My Liquor 
-Big Black - Jordan, Minnesota

Vaporrissey 30:17
-The Smiths - Girlfriend In A Coma
-Weezer - Beverly Hills

Wouldn't 32:12
-The Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice

Source Bod 35:14
-Fever The Ghost - Source
-John Duncan - 快楽逃避 (Pleasure Escape)
-Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod

Blade 39:00
-Bladee - Be Nice 2 Me
-John Lennon - Imagine
-Aerosmith - I Don't Want To Miss A Thing
-Carly Rae Jepsen - Run Away With Me
-Daft Punk - Veridis Quo
-Pink Floyd - Echoes
-Fishmans - Long Season
-The Buggles - Video Killed The Radio Star
-Ben Folds - You Don't Know Me
-Neutral Milk Hotel - Holland, 1945

Beverly Surgery

It has been 0 days since I last launched Vegas Pro 12

Crystal Copy

ExpressionYTP