Isn't this just berdly being a schizophrenic for three minutes? Arguing with yourself isn't a very healthy sign... /j

Matthew as Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost
Zawesome as Brody Foxx

Lyrics:
Muscle Man:
Oh no, bro! I’m against Family Guy’s Joe’s clone, bro!
‘Cept this guy just repeats the same old jokes, bro
Hi Five Ghost:
But you do the same thing, though
Muscle Man:
Yeah, well shut up! I’m way better than this blonde dodo, yo!
Your YouTube channel is stank
It’s like fat mama farted in the audience’s face
Uploading 24/7 begging for that cheese
Yo channel so old, you’re now a dead Animeme
Meanwhile, my show’s still respected even after a whole decade
Paved the way for CN to be brought to its next golden age
But we knew to let go just like Pops; stopped with an enormous bang
While you keep hopping on every band wagon to fill up your bank
That's not dank, it's sickening! Is this a prank? I’m not getting it
You’re about to leave this like your gay joke, later regretting it
Now I don’t mean to sound homophobic with this last diss
Your victory’s like Joe Mama; doesn’t exist

Brody Foxx:
Was that an open mic performance? You left the crowd silent
I can see through your shit lines - did your friend write ‘em?
Let’s give a refresher to the fans after those turd words
Love Yo Mama? Be sure to like this first verse!
Brody Foxx is not the only boss who could never try to bare you like Goldilocks
You annoy me lots, bitch you’re only talk while my flowing rocks against this moldy blob
I mean Jesus! You used to be like me - a bodybuilding genius
But then you’ve evolved into the first male with green tits!
Working in a boring park with some weird dudes all day
You and your wife look like you’d be Shrek’s offspring
Yo mama so fat! I left that bitch torn up
In my bed last night and put that shit on PornHub
I hung out with Avicii and flushed down baby Keem
Basically, I’m amazing, you should envy me

Muscle Man:
Yeah right! No one wants to be as dumb as you, dawg!
You think the world is flat ‘cause it reflects how low your humor’s gone
You’re a body shaming, ableist, egotistical, racist, sex-driven, lying asshole, and a misogynist!
So thank god your channel’s starting to bomb
You know who else is sick of your content? My mom!

Brody Foxx:
You can’t shut the Foxx up, you squealing hunk of fuck
That B.O. makes me wish I was the one who got skunked
It's like you filled your whole track with dirt like the Crash Pit
While the heat I spit burns the other third of your ass
It's over now, Mitch, I gotta get back to working out unlike you do anymore, so best hussle, lad
On behalf of Team Brody, I wish you good luck healing from my savage attack, unlike Muscle Dad

Written by: Matthew
Additional Help from: Commander Jacob and Zawesome
Mixed & Mastered by: Jacob
Produced by: Diamond Style Productions

Brody Foxx vs Muscle Man. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

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littleflecks as mr. peanut
kennyfreestyle as kool-aid man

written by dilly
mixed by kennyfreestyle
beat prod. by mixla and glitchdude
art by grasman and hektor
cover art by rabi
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Mr. Peanut vs Kool-Aid Man - Rap Battle! (2022)

SONIC.EXE Vs. The Mandela Catalogue. RAP BATTLE (ft. Shwabadi, Quizzique, And GarbageGothic)

Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of bulky versions of fat characters; MX of the fan-made horror game Mario ‘85 versus Peter Griffin, but specifically the version of him in Fortnite. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as MX
https://www.youtube.com/c/CommanderJacob

Chaotic Rap Battles as Fortnite Peter
https://www.youtube.com/@ChaoticRapBattles

-LYRICS-

MX (0:14)
Hey there champ! Here’s a lesson, cuz I know dude’s dense
Roman numerals; see me and it’s too tense 
Piñata Brian? Think you look cool with that thing?
When I bash it and break it, a brace can be your next Back Bling
(Hahaha!) Tell Lois she better glance now
She’ll only see your face with the other clouds in the background
Kids going in debt for V-Bucks with credit cards
Is the only way innocence gets you far

Peter (0:34)
Guess I’m the pizza guy; I’ll make you drool from this round
You got too many teeth; I’ll put a tool in your mouth
Yeah! The ratchet’ll make this ugly and it ain’t even Meg
You’re really rapping with some dogshit; D-MX (what!)
Screw Stewie, I’m off of the fat shit
I’m shooting when someone Snooty Steppes into my mansion
Aim a .5 at ‘85, it’s too late for rebrandin’
This PC port's gonna glitch when the MAC clicks

MX (0:55)
Meowscles tried to make you mad swole
You gave up so hard, you should put your shirt on this flagpole
Without the old Slurp Juice shrinking your pants size
How could you escape? You wouldn’t fit in the damn pipes
In The Society you’re what, 5th wheeling?
So I’ll melt your fucking skin if you’re tryna get Peely
Your old fights? This one’s incredibly different
Cuz now you’re the chicken and it’ll end in an instant
f you got a shotgun, why do you need to poorly scope in
I'll run this level back and forth… you're still reloadin’
Post-nerf, you’d need hundreds of your medallions
They’ll know the exact location your body can be found in
Seizure got you foaming at the mouth; guess you can’t make the leaks brake
I’m hurting you more than some knee pain
False Hero, not Mario. You’ll heat up with how dark I go (wahoo!)
Witness my true form if you really want the smoke

Peter (1:35)
A short horror game that’s 8-bit?
This reminds me of the time when everyone else did the same shit
I’ve gotta wonder; damn, how’d they conceive ya?
Someone saw the Sonic version and ran… out of ideas
Want that hammer back? I’ll blam your temple!
Momentum drops as you flicker out: Super Mario Bros. Special (hehehe)
If FNF was anything to be informed by
You're any day of the week, I'm the whole fortnight
Smack you with my butt scratcher; got an itch, guy?
Carry-All kinda types of straps, I’m clicking when the clip's dry
But I got muscles; I could take you in a fist fight
So what I'm asking is which type of arm will make this bitch die?
Your big update added 1-2 and that’s it?
Jeez, must’ve bashed your head through too many bricks
My knee’s one thing, but your always getting your ankle rolled
Herbert! That’s what you get for obsessing over 8 year olds

-CREDITS-

Written, directed, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Additional writing help by Dilly
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat produced by 2Deep

Feedback by Danii, Dilly, Fightmarker, Freshy Kanal, TheMonarchy, TheBabyBeef, 01Tyler10, and the spaceship
Shoutout to Luke Reardon, Swizkii, and Zawesome

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Fortnite Peter Griffin vs Mario '85 | Lame-Ass Rap Battles

TAFox as Maya Fey

garbageGothic as Mary Anta

KingSpirals as Twyla Sophio

Writing by Alchemyking and Gengo

Additional help by JoJoVo and TAFox

Directed by Alchemyking

Art by Mega PMB and GsomethingLuv

Beat prod. by GlitchDude

Cover art and mixing by SIR Rap Battles

Special thanks to: Snakebite126, Shimario, Theme Park Avenue, Cherry-Jacob, ThanosQuack, Shu Takumi, & ArcadeKitten

Maya:
Hey, Nick! No, Dahlia hasn’t made a reappearance
But she’s so deathly pale, she sure looks like a spirit!
But if you’re that scared, it couldn’t hurt to spit some flames and
Serve some seafood right out of her own diner like it’s Tres Bien!

I’ve mastered my skills through thousands of hours practicing
TV surfing with your man’s the only spirit channeling you’ve seen, 
‘Cause you’d only talk to ghosts when you’re catching Zs
Wanna train? Your game’s so boring, it’d sure put you back to sleep!

But looking at your high school, you’d go silent in a fight
Why don’t you make like your mother and go quiet in the night?
It’s better than that cluttered home you and Crowven were left sharing
Forget a stepladder, you need some step-parents!

Can’t hold your own, so you need Reginald to carry you
You even need a god to win, Cemetery Mary Sue
Your other so-called “friend”? She torched the place that you were living in
And now your wrecked home’s the only Blackwood you’ll be fitting in

Mary:
…Hm? You want me to turn off the burner?
I thought you wanted beef, so I… made you a burger?
Ah, no, please—! I know I look scary, but— I mean well!
Or are you just scared of fish the way you are of seashells?

It makes sense that everything on Maya’s calendar is shelved
‘Cause last I checked, you haven’t done much since 2012
You spent years maturing… and you’re still cuffed all the time?
You’re only the Spirit of Justice if justice is blind

Could you… please stop trying to rush into danger?
I’m used to mourning, but… it hurts less when it’s a stranger…
You want me to spit fire? Well, if you really want cremation…
But I know your cousin’s not the best with funeral arrangements…

But while we’re here, I really mourn the loss of your sister
She used her head too much, so she got clocked with the Thinker
And I mourn how your mother left you lost in the winter
Stooped to children’s picture books when she walked out the picture

Maya: 
Oh, now you bring up family tragedies?!
Your closest father figure dropped cold the second he drank up that antifreeze!
And… oh no… an evil presence looms in this soul!
It’s taking over!… but I guess we’re both used to losing control.

(Twyla possesses Maya)

You blabber on about the troubles that this body’s seen
But even possessing her, you have less autonomy!
Drugged by a stuck-up pufferfish, and you’re still dumb in toxic love?!
Your words mean so little to him that he fucking cut off your tongue!

*sigh*… back to the dumbass Fey. That owl’s… truly evil!
Slaughtered people while she made you turn your head the other way!
And now your power’s gone, you’re lost and defenseless
She took the Mystery Number and dropped your connection

Mary
…no…

YOU CAN’T TALK ABOUT OVIDIUS LIKE THAT! STOP DISRESPECTING HIS NAME!
You only make green off the dead like it’s hemp in a grave!
Best cast yourself from whence you came!
Phoenix won’t help you Rise from the Ashes when you’re caught in the deadly flames!

How does it feel to have your aunt never present in your life?!
She only values your cousin like it’s Pearls before swine!
And like her namesake, you never saw Misty before she vanished
The branch family got jealous, so they stabbed her with the branches!

You’d need all that antifreeze! Your heart’s frozen solid!
You’re only talking lies, so of course you were locked in!
…WAIT! Don’t go! I beg for forgiveness!
She’s moved on… guess I’ve already finished my business…

Maya Fey vs. Mary Anta - Ace Attorney vs. Anything! (#1)

Dee as The Dealer
Rosenthal as Leshy

Written, produced and mixed by Casey

Dealer:
I suggest you come and take a seat until our game's over
Burn a couple charges, turn a shrub into a chain-smoker
Gambling with death? I can tell you're insane
I put the hell into shells, then put the shells in your brain
You're on the edge of heaven, so play consciously. 
I could off a harmless tree with eyes looking like targets to be shot between, since
I don't very often see a pompous freak
More godless than the complex that I run after I slaughtered Jesus
No need to sign, I'll pass this off as generous
You're talking with playing cards, they've got you throwing petty fits
And yet still you lack a shred of wit
Guess I'm used to playing verse those with no reason left to live

Leshy:
Hm. Please, keep the alcohol, thanks.
No need to rack your shotgun if I know it's all blanks.
Commendable courage, but can you throw me a bone, please?
I can't tell if I'm playing P03 or an emoji.
I've been making rounds with the game I've designed
You've simply been bound by the papers you've signed
You're a sacrificial squirrel with a gun
Only there to be shot, until the player is done
And you give them a briefcase, they take it and run
But you can't double or nothing, if nothing was won
So don't tell me I have no cause to go on.
You played Buckshot Roulette, and you lost the-

Dealer:
The sands of time took your following and sawed it off
I'm holding the barrel that you're crawling at the bottom of
And the club that I live in is bleak, I admit it
But I'd rather be stuck with a rust bucket than this prick
Your game was held together by flimsy locks and it broke
Looking like the Hash-Slinging Slasher but made out of oak
And now for me to seal the deal for you I didn't need a waiver
Cause the writing's on the wall now and the scales aren't in your favor

The Prospector (Leshy):
Yer' scoldin' 'bout looks, but there's no foolin' me
Feller, I can smell it from here! Thar's gold in them teeth!
The Trapper (Leshy):
You're buried in debt, and you're dredging through sin.
I don't need my knives just to get through your skin.
The Angler (Leshy):
I not amused. No gun. No fishing.
You? Must battle. With gambling addiction.
Leshy:
The deck's stacked against you, I'm afraid, so back down.
You can keep the smoke, but you're fresh out of rounds.

Dealer:
Carder stole your film then became found footage
I'll finish what he started and you'll follow in his footsteps
Let's make like Gamefuna and bury your past
'Cause you've got nothing but dirt, and I've put you on blast

Leshy:
When I'm done you'll be the second robotic nuisance
That I've tore off a new one. Though, you played your hand well
But I'm afraid that our dance is up. I bid you farewell
Come, smile for the camera, and I'll see you in hell…



The Dealer vs Leshy - Indie Game Rap Battles #4 [AUDIO]

LYRICS

Quint from Jaws:
The name is Sam Quint, you know what I do very well
So spare the damn hints, I’ve no patience for ferry tales
The Quint-essential destroyer of horrid fish
Pointing at a loner fishing for attention
Poor lad is left out like a dorsal fin
The Orca is a mighty lass, you’re captain of a little bitch
What good’s the mutt for? Fetching River Sticks?
So can it ‘fore I smack those chattery jaws out your cloak
I’d say suck my dick, but you’re gonna need a bigger throat

The River Person:
Tra la la, Clint, was it? All aboard! Why just step in!
No need to sound like nails on a chalkboard for my attention
My, you seem to lack direction since your warship tasted metal
After all those years, you’re the one ready to pop a vessel
Tra la la, beware the - tale of the seafaring stranger
Who’s picture they - whisper made - sharks become endangered
I only jest, he’s a beacon for seabed
He begged the city for ten grand just to keep those beasts fed
Oh, what do you do with a drunken failure…
Who couldn’t live up to his bumbling mayor?
A veteran’s vengeance against fish fuels the war he leads
The next ship you board should be USS Your Priorities

Quint from Jaws:
Shut it down like the beaches, there’s such a large gap between us-
That not even the duckling you compete with could reach it
Plummet down like Hooper’s time served as a scuba diver
I’ll brutalize the Underground’s chatty ass Uber driver
Your shitty ass fandom is - giving me flashbacks when-
They eat up those dead tropes in droves like Indie-anapolis
So, get your clumps of pixel chumps stuck living under
And I’ll show you why they call me “The First Blockbuster”

The River Person:
Tra la la, beware the man who smells of moldy cheese snacks
Ditch the white whale and hunt for therapy, Captain Rehab
Quinten, you’re more quaint than Mr. Gerson
Just quit the liquor slurping before you become The Half-A-Liver Person
Tra la la, like the shark to your boat, here’s a tip
Next time you start descending, get a grip
Spent your last breath like Undyne, driven by burning hatred
And now that shark’s stomach is filled with determination

CREDITS

Mr. Tibbs as Quint from Jaws

Rabi as The River Person

Writing by Snakebite126
Additional writing help by Rabi, R. YFU, and GrenadeGames
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover art by Snakebite126

Quint from Jaws vs. The River Person - Rap Battle

__DESCRIPTION:__

Happy Rap Battle Day, and welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today’s battle features popular streamer who definitely didn’t do anything in 1999, Jschlatt, against the lalala guy, bbno$! Who will win? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Luke Reardon as Schlatt (audio)
Pixel Chris as Schlatt (video)

Cranice as bbno$ (audio)
Ego as bbno$ (video)

Written by MC Fawful and Clarence The Duck (additional help by ThatOneMalo and Cranice)
Beat by HoldUpAnti
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover-Art by Cidisswo
Special thanks to bbno$, Jschlatt, and their crews

_LYRICS:_

Schlatt:
My name is Schlatt, and…
A couple days ago I asked you guys to send me your best bars,
So why’d you guys send me the dude who just flexes his cars?
You came to dance? It’s not my party, you dipshit!
Well now I’m putting you on blast, ‘cause fucker, I mean business!
I’ve been online for years, gaining subs and views in dozens,
While bbnobitche$ here couldn’t smash a like button!
And you can’t measure up to Schlatt-Coin when you’ve so little worth!
So go on, take a shot and end this with a crash and burn.

bbno$:
Shoutout XM, I’m Sirius.
Finish this bitch real fast, make him furious.
Fuck a demolition thot because she go and bust it down
Now I’m here to bust a nutcase when I go and dust his town
(Bro, we bout to make a hit)
‘Cause I’m first name (Baby!) Last name (Money!)
Pull jokes from your fans ’cuz you just ain’t (Funny!)
So just like stealing road signs, you know this win’ll be so free!
…why’d the beat cut out?

Schlatt:
Hold on! Allow me to fill a diss track-tual obligation;
(Holds up wallet)
It’s from Bespoke Post, now here’s my observation;
Ya spin a track like Stal, now I’d hate that shit playin’.
Cause even I don’t milk GamerSupps as much as your tracks with Gravy! 

bbno$:
Say I’m milking my features, yet your fame’s unavailing.
The only thing that’s forced here is your face in thumbnails.
And, your Charlie talked some Word Salad, got knocked off, (wack)
My Charlie feature came out swanging and it popped off.

Schlatt:
…
(WHEEZE) Are you stupid?!
I volunteered to kick your ass because it “might be kinda funny,”
But putting next to your bro, can’t tell which one of ya’s more crummy
Look guys, I’d think they’re half-jokes at best.
But I’m just sayin’, s’ain’t the first time that I’d have to deal with Twins. (quickly stares at camera)
Tried to break out onto SoundCloud, but that shit could not stay,
LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Even YuB had a better Garage Gang!!
Ooo, call me RuneScape the way I’m so on-line.
Stop with the women on your dick and get the hell off mine!
And you’ve sure hit a new Depp with that emo chain and belt
Chat, I’m bouta make another Baby hang itself.

bbno$:
…ok
I’m on with Y2K, stacked bills and streaming bil’s,
But now I’m looking at your subs and I’m thinkin’ “Y2-Mil”?
Tryna get the vax but you a virgin, catchin’ antibodies
I’m a boss, go and ask yo’ momma, ‘bout kinesiology ;) 
(Fuck it) You a red square like Weezer 
(dummeh) Get in Minx’s hair butchu can’t please her
And ya let fans send to yo P.O. Box, thoughtchu was cool with it?
Shit, man, Trevor Wallace had a better opening
Ever since ya grew out those chops, you’re irredeemable
This Twink caused his own death ‘cuz he was submissive and breedable? 
Then ya went and dropped the Queen? Say, that ended dreadfully, 
Spillin’ royal blood like it was a shot of Hennessy 
Can’t cover that act with a Schlanket,
Prolly goin’ wishin’ that your fans would forget that felony 
(Skrrr)

Alright, I think that’s it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

bbno$ vs jschlatt - Rap Battle!

DillyDally as Tyler Baudelaire 
Dilly Scott! as Minecraft Steve
Ryu as DJ Drama

Beat by Bagcheck, Teimunity and Bailey Daniel 
Mixed by Light 

Art by GL and Xrenii 

Special Thanks to: Mark Cooper, Mojang, Tyler, The Creator, The Dub Squad, and You 🙂

Call Me If You Get Lost vs. Minecraft • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

The demo track I recorded for Tobias vs Berdly.
Dated August 2025

Tobias vs Berdly - Eddie's Demo

Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

(This battle went from conception to release in almost exactly one week. It's just a little bonus to celebrate the new year. We all want to forget 2020 ever happened and move forward, and these characters symbolize that feeling perfectly.)

GamingPlush64 as Goner Kid
Snakebite126 as Bloody GIR

Goner Kid:
Have you ever thought about a world in which you don’t exist?
A world where Jhonen didn’t probe this gorey picture to show to kids?
A world where he didn’t throw a fit and stick you into episodes of Zim?
A world where you shone on Nick and weren’t forced to shill for Netflix?
A world where your show went from cult classic to legendary
A world where your execs weren’t forced to scrap it for ratings 
It terrifies me… but that timeline is now gone, and well,
When it comes to your cash flow… It’s Raining Somewhere Else
An easter egg in the background with opacity all the way down will not make viewers squeal
And it’s certainly pertinent that your entire cult fanbase can’t even agree when you’re real
So best check your Fun Value ‘cuz I think your show is a bore and Nick’s golden boy does it way better
You’ve got no umbrella to cover your shame on the mic under my reign, so let’s just forget this

Bloody GIR:
You’re weird. (hmmm) in dire need of some self esteem
‘Cuz your bars just keep missing - call you MC number seventeen
You’re already so pale, guess this kid’s lightweight
Well, I’ll turn you Bloody too ‘cuz you’re In my way.
No Undyne to save you - my rhymes with scathe you
While you hide away and lie in wait to
Occupy a day you find a human to whine and complain to
‘Bout how your timeline hates you - while I just make do
You can find my face by brightening frames and I’m gracing who I’m opaque to
And on a beat I spit
Your burns are just taking the piss - Gonorrhea Kid
It’s Bloody GIR - I be thuggin’ runnin’ a clean verse
I gave my show a claim to fame - you just muddied yours

Goner Kid:
I told you to forget me… I do not want to face you...
Please get this battle’s editor to digitally replace you...
Your Followers have moved on… you’re no longer their CORE...
Make like your fanbase and don’t think about this anymore...

Bloody GIR:
Don’t like my appearance? Well, check the other fourteen
I take the dub, you’re taking after W. D.
Your talent must’ve been what Gaster Dark, Darker, Yet Darker Harvested
You sucked so hard they should rename you to Hyper Goner Kid

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Coverart by Rabi
Mixed and Mastered by adroitwhiz
Illustrated by BMB
Beat prod. by Ihaksi

Goner Kid vs Bloody GIR - Urban Legend Rap Battle

Backup / Behind the scenes account for Eddiefrb and ANIMATION VS ANYTHING

Tobias vs Berdly - Eddie's Demo

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