Fightmarker as Pico
Kamren as Baldi
Written by Fight, Cole, and Rabi
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Baldi SFM by Fightmarker
Pico TN art by Nooby
Mixed by Mightfarker

Pico’s School
School’s in! Guns out! There’s nowhere to run now!
And looking at this dumb clown, it’s clear you broke no New Grounds
Whether it’s beatboxing or rap, I always got the strap!
It’s Flash vs Trash, I’ll Blam This Piece of Crap!
made goth kids drop quick, a site’s what I started
then I look over to your audience how’s your fanbase more toxic
You’re running out of clicks, new modes and field trips
Now you’re ending up just flinging shit at the wall till it sticks!
Smoke you out like herbs, you get on my nerves
Observed this stalking perve, being put on a list is what you deserve
claim to be ironic, then make profit off the tropes you stole, dick
So doubt anything you can spit compares to the shots that I’ve Unloaded

Baldi
Wow! That was horrible! Too much profanity 
Don’t know what I’d imagine, when he’d parodied a tragedy 
Educating’s my profession so I’ll teach this offensive kid a lesson
Cause intolerant tools like you should be rotting in detention!
I’m loved worldwide, just ask my Kickstarter backers
While this kid was abandoned and replaced with Castle Crashers
I see you’re failing in all your classes that’s quite a shame but 
I’ll still give you a reward
it’s Baldeez Nuts
Seeing how these edgy rebels act, I find it perplexing 
That like Flash Player, you and Nene fail to have a connection
Violence in my school is forbidden, just you being here makes me pissed
And with your how site treats Tankman, seems not even they want you to exist

Pico’s School
I’m Uber, you’re an Ubër kid, so let me get this through to you, teach’
Rulers are out of the equation when I pack two of these Uzis
Don’t rap against me Baldi, this ain’t something to lose your head over
Not my fault you’re running this track like you were tripped back by B Soda!
Don’t need Darnell to Play with Fire, I’m the inextinguishable dickhead slayer!
While your fame’s quickly descending; Baldi’s falling down the Elevator!
Now before you drop dead, try this problem instead
My gun’s lead plus your bald head equals me coating the walls red!

Baldi
I heard every line you said were those meant to make me upset?
Cause you were just blowing smoke, like one of your cigarettes 
But you managed to finally kill your verse with your Funkin’ Night band!
Now the only thing left for you to do is GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
HERE’S A LESSON MORE IMPACTFUL THAN JUST APPLES AND BANANAS
A MASSACRE TO MAKE YOU PRAY FOR SHOOTOUTS WITH CASANDRA
ALL YOUR DISSES PHASED THROUGH YOU SHOULD FIX YOUR AIM DUDE
VIEWER’S DEVICES ARE UNABLE TO PROCESS THE BEATING I JUST GAVE YOU

Baldi
ha...

Pico's School vs Baldi's Basics. rap battle. by fightmarker.

CAST:
Dwight Schrute - Eric The Audible
Jimmy Neutron - @snakebite126
Mixed By: Jacob G.
Prod. by KingEF

LYRICS

Dwight:
This is Dwight Schrute, I’ll interrupt before you’ve done your spittin’
Serving you so good this scuffle will be dun...der mifflin
If you are not satisfied, I’ll continue attacking ya 
With bears, beats, and battle bars to rap at ya

Making it Rainn, that paper ream
Peep it on Peacock, they pay per stream
Your Planet Sheen cemented you as a fad 
A sitting wooden duck who couldn’t spend time with his dad

What an abomination. Your eyes and eyebrow placement
That’s the objective face of god awful animation
I’ve beaten machines, I’ll crush any electronic toy
So follow the procedure and runaway, rocketboy

Jimmy:
You’ve hit a new low - Leaping Leptons!
But like I’m in the warehouse peeping you’ll get caught
Even in your show you’re the butt of every Jim joke
So stroll me through the logic behind battling ‘gainst Jimbo


The win you own is sharing homes with Angela
Were manager, then the script scranton strangled ya
I find it funny you’re the one mocking my rockets
Cause no crash could be more awful than your office when Mike dropped it

So you’re amish but psychotic? At this point no one knows
This suck up turned sociopath to work plots for his show
But you weren’t working alone, that's why I shall propose
Maybe your farming roots put the Mose before hoes

Dwight:
False! But nice try using your five head’s entire mind
My rhyming's styled after Ryan - fire guy
Like Carl with your mom I can sense your thirst
Your third grade crush is bound to leave your bubble burst

Jimmy:
Your decline was worse, try to bare in mind this lesson
Keeping your work can’t stop a hairline recession
And after that show ended you dropped off like half your cast
Left you out to the dogs, so Goddard we gotta blast!

Central Rap Battles: Jimmy Neutron vs. Dwight Schrute

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqhS4X0ddOM

TicciSparks como Scott Pilgrim
GASU como Ramona Flowers

lightsøut como Boyfriend
Pandah como Girlfriend

Escrito por CyanCoat, TheBauestPerson, Cloud17 y TheSoul

Instrumental por CyanCoat

Lyrics (translated, not adapted) to English:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fyT1elZ536HsSyKYehtAM970e_yMIWygrV_B1vL6ZWA/edit?usp=sharing

Kim Pine:
(Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro!)

Anunciador:
GUERRAS DE RAP

Scott Pilgrim contra Boyfriend!

Girlfriend:
(Tres, Dos, Uno, Va!)

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Juegos de ritmo? los gano, amigo mío!
(Si no, ve lo que hicimos contra el idiota de Gideon!)
Venceré en un Flash al pastiche de NewGrounds
Esta vez sin ayuda de Knives! (Parappa dirá Chau!)

Boyfriend:
Oh dios, qué haces aquí Scott? No salgas con más niños!
Tú y tu basura hipster vuélvanse para el 2005!
Tan blando como un Muffin, hoy soy tu nega-ninja!
Vas a ser el Ex Ocho, después de esta paliza!

Scott Pilgrim:
No lo creo, en este duelo voy a ser como tu suegro!
Tu deseo es tener Sexo y mis Bob-Ombas lo han des-hecho!

Boyfriend:
No hables de mi relación, tu novia es peor que Taylor Swift! (Ooh!)
Fuckboys pixelados no acaban bien contra mi! (Yeah!)

Scott Pilgrim:
¿Soy un Fuck Boy porque me dan lo que a ti no?
Mejor dime "Puck-Man", todas quieren darme el "Fuck"!

Boyfriend:
Mejor dicho "Cuck-Man", cuando llega el G-Man
Suelta el bajo que con Neil ya te van a reemplazar!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Derroté a ambos capitanes, América y Marvel!
(Mientras tú estás rapeando contra dos niños en disfraces!)
Pero enano vocaloid, sólo regurgitas flows...
YA BASTA! Pagarás tu crimen contra el hip hop!

Boyfriend:
Tus bandas son un crímen contra lo Sónico (& Knuckles)
Ellas se desmoronan cuando yo rockeo el Mic-hael
Cera debes tener, si crees que suenan bien
Como tu película, un fracaso van a ser!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Te supero en cualquier medio, hasta en los videojuegos!
Es normal cuando recaes en mods para hacerlo bueno...
(El subespacio en tu cabeza de seguro está vaciado...)
Si pensabas que tu moda vencería a mi legado!

Boyfriend:
¿Te refieres al legado de haber arruinado,,,
...A toda una generación, pedófilo fracasado?
Encima tardas seis tomos en tratar de ser mejor
Porque no quiere afrontar que es sólo un puto perdedor!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Luché por la chica en mis sueños! Poder de Entendimiento!
(Con cualquier nota en falso tu novia abandona el juego...)
Viví con Wallace, oye, no discrimino!
Así que al menos te queda ir a darte picos con Pico...

Boyfriend y Girlfriend:
¿Quieres hablar de homosexuales?... tienes tres ex-novias:
Volviste a dos de ellas lesbianas, y la otra te odia!
Ya no te escondas tras Ramona, maldito cobarde!
Te vencí por mi cuenta (Así es cómo se hace!) Ja!

Scott Pilgrim vs Boyfriend

CAST:
Kronk - Seth W.
Norm - Eric The Audible
Doofenshmirtz - Dustin
Yzma - Jacob G.

Written By: Eric The Audible
Mixed By: Jacob G.

Production: Laysi

Lyrics:

Kronk (0:15)
Uhh, Norm? It’s a displeasure for me to meet ya 
Been sent to beat ya on the beat with wicked schemes to appease Yzma 
So when I’m flaming and grilling you all with a chef’s kiss
Just know it’s only because you’re next on her vex list

As a man in love I get that it’s unpredictable, beautifully mystic, but my gods
You’d blush at a fridge in the kitchen and then go up to hit on it like “nice cogs”
Pinnochio knows that you’re not a real boy, man, this battle’s gonna be another one of your foiled plans
Cause Kronk’s got the groove like the flu so poignant, you could confuse it with Kuzco’s Poison


Norm 
I’ll have no choice if a Burton voice decides to war with me 
I’ll be storming your beach and destroying the peace from above with the forces of Norm and D 
That’s my father, the doctor, if you happened to miss the catch 
Though with that rapping I have to ask you why would you even pick this match 

Should I self-deprecate? You have nothing to diss me on 
Because between us I’d be the reason kids still have Disney on
Already proven I can spit in show, Liquid Gold; check my Tin Man flow
I know you like to talk to mammals, look below the table there’s no platypus that can stop how I spin this, yo

But Kronk I get it; you just wished to make this song better
Lucky for us you went and pulled upon my wrong lever
And with my weaponry I suggest you start gunning back
To Yzma to explain just how apt you are at running tracks

Kronk (1:30)
He’s got a point there, what? no he doesn’t
We literally ran track in High School, oh well I guess he does then
But his flattery won’t matter he’s still hated by his creator
Doof produced that self-destruct button, but it’s time that I terminate a

Robotic freak who wants to tussle, well I ain’t scared of ya!
Cause you fail at everything that you try: state-area



Norm:
My calculations state I’m the only emcee in this place
So if you would like to talk that way, please say it straight to my face


(Ad lib some fighting words)

Doof and Yzma:
Norm!  Kronk!

(Ad lib need to leave for whatever reason)

Central Rap Battles: Kronk vs. Norm

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CREDITS: 
Written By: Eric The Audible, Mason G.
Mixed By: Nathan Provost
Art By: Matthew Thomas
Production By: MTC Beatz

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CAST:
Fightmarker - Alex Jones
Eric The Audible - Carl Azuz
Intern - Nathan Provost

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Alex Jones (0:10)
They’re coming after me - the establishment 
So tell me whose this satanist im rap battlin’
CNN? I ain’t afraid of you liars
Cause in this “mostly peaceful” rap all my rhymes will be fire!

Carl Azuz (0:21)
Judging by the awfully biased hatred you spew, 
You're the age of information gone straight down the tube, 
So I get why Google and Twitter would have you removed 
Now I’ll strike you down too, like I’m Carl A-Zeus

Sources say your info’s fictional - we’ll see it again
We keep the news legit - CNN 10/10
And like his legal team, Jones is always on the defense
We’ll clarify for your audience: y’all these shots ain’t pretend

Conning old men about fake “info wars”
But when it comes to conmen you’re the intro course
I’d say keep it calm man, when you misinform
But you get hopping mad over frog intercourse

Alex Jones (0:52)
You deny it’s the deep state who’s feeding ya
But I’ve survived smears from the fake news media
I’m standing right here, collect and kill me with the patriots!
You waste class time, but my freedom? you ain’t taking it

This just in folks, got brand new info
That Carl Hackzus is in the sex-with-pigs cult
He cuts their entrails, (yuck) snips the ends off 
Then goes to a Chinese Palace where him and his friends talk

They take the blood of goblins, mixed with carbonic acid
Sip it with the Clintons and rich people with Iraqi accents
They chat about eradicating the lower classes 
And cash in on aborted fetuses to buy Masonic assets!

(WOOF) On your trail - wolf blood - I’m the alpha male 
Strike with a mic and a rifle, you will not prevail
I’m going viral, want the cure for the best offer go
To infowars.com and order 4 quarts of testosterone 

Like the CDC on this beat, grab your mask please
You couldn’t control me with a million vaccines
If I'm the mad dog you say, I'd rather stay deranged
Than submit to clark kent who's been hit with beta rays

Carl Azuz:
I’d spend our last segment going through that rap wreckage 
But kids can see through your conspiracy: that’s fact - check it 
I’m just a humble journalist, so I should give you props
For being the first English news outlet posted by Russian bots

I mean you’re going viral all right, and your fans stay loyal
You gave them COVID-19 and then your snake oil
But shoutout to Central High School, I’ve been Carl Azuz
This is CNN 10 - sorry for the old news!

Central Rap Battles: Alex Jones vs. Carl Azuz

Kyo Kusanagi's eternal rival takes on the Prince of the Saiyans in this battle of the most anti of antiheroes. 

B-Lo as Vegeta
Stofferex as Iori Yagami
Beat by Dansonn
Audio Mixed by B-Lo
Thumbnail by Stofferex
And written by me

Vegeta:
This rabid redhead really wants a piece of me?
On his own, even though his game has teams of three?
Even at base form, I don't know how you've stayed convinced
That you stand a chance against the mighty saiyan prince
Your rage is just a front, behind it you're quite stressed
I've seen tougher from my son, scratch that, my wife's ex
Think for once before sizing up a foe who levels planets
Give this punk more to rage at, like his teammates he abandoned

Iori:
Ugh, you make my skin crawl I'm about to go insane
Acting stand up like you've been tall, trust me it's all in vain
When met with your match, I know you tend to act obscene
Married into briefs cause you place your worth in genes

Vegeta:
Because I'm from a clan of warriors! You can't handle me fool!
I'm prepared to fan your flames and shatter your family jewels
You're on heroin, if you think you'll win, Miss X and that's a fact
Find fights a waste of time? Then here's my Big Bang attack

Iori:
I'll make this quick and easy, how many times you need to lose?
Your head's as thick as Veku, man I guess you blew a fuse
You got beaten by Blue Mary why do you even try
Break your back like robot Terry make you cry, scream, then die
It won't make any difference if your friends become a factor 
League of beleaguered husbands up against a maiden masher
Dive in dyes, I don't need flames to tear a your ass new one
We know who wears the pants, as you're crushed under blooma

Vegeta:
Think I've gone soft just cause I've settled down 
Like your bitterness is boosting up your power level now?
The biggest courtesy you've shown is not giving a beatdown
Just because you've murdered women you think you can take my team out?
Said before you went insane, explains why you're deluded
Nappa could destroy your tournament, that's battlefields included
Face me at full power, you'll still be in for a loss 
You may be Kyo's most common foe but you've never been the boss

Iori:
Hypocrite! Your lines are stale, when you try to feud
Make sure the words you use can't be applied to you
Said you stuck in base form but transformation's underway
Flanderized with fake scorn, too bad it's tsundere
With bars as filler as your series, drawn out time and screaming
I'll go ahead and break your balls to make your death have meaning
Want to continue? Then go call in your lifeline of a friend
Or else I'm finished with you maggot, never come near me again

Iori Yagami Vs Vegeta - Rap Battle

Hope you Enjoy :P
- Young Swango
[Cast]
Bomberman- Young Swango
'Splosion Man- Boris
Written by: Young Swango
Assisted Writer: 8_Bit_Brony
[Lyrics]

‘Splosion Man:
(laughs) Hello friend, sorry to say you're “dead meat”
You can’t touch this, though I'm sure we’ll have “Beef”
Bored to Blasting brother bots, and you’re the hero?
I’ll kick the Bom(b) Shiro back to act Zero 
You’ve lost appeal, this model’s base needs an upgrade
Allow me to “repair” Nakamoto’s mistake
I’ll Hack N’ Smash against a Cosmic “rapper”
This demo disaster’s dyin’ a blaster (dynablaster)

Bomberman:
This plasmic punk is Soft,as an indie emcee
Against the Konami King since 1983
Better ratings, bigger radius, no reason to deny it
Bomber greater than splosion, you’re defeated by Science
How’s this a fuse feud, Dastardly blaster can’t stop me
When you're only one of my millions of copies
Ms. saved you from mistakes, but your series, you missed it
You’re blown out of proportion now to leave his pixels twisted

‘Splosion Man:
I won’t be “easily” defeated by a cereal mascot
Cause tin can’t kill me,and I’m known to bust bots
Your anime’s atrocious and nostalgia doesn’t matter
When your structure is the same, and your foundation shatters

Bomberman:
Act like you add something new, your world’s predestined
Clashing with the classics, not something you should mess with
A Meatenstein of the scene, hall of fame shows no doubt
When it’s bomber vs. All, there’s always been a “blow out!”

Central Rap Battles #1: 'Splosion Man vs. Bomberman

Samara:
In seven days your semi fame will get erased
Forever hated, devastated, choking on your petty rage
Against a dated slasher specializing in edgy teens
I’ve seen meaner scream queens squealing on MTV
I’m the first film sensation from Asia to get the west cravin’
You’re the last one people think of when they hear “Wes Craven”
Abandoned by your mother and it drove you to insanity,
So you’ll bite another bullet, guess it runs in the family

Ghostface:
Hello, announcer - can I fight someone new, please?
You must’ve misheard me; I said I like scary movies
You would think by now you’re used to getting played, but
I can help you out if you really wanna hang up
List everyone you ripped off? I'd rather tape my mouth shut
Stringy hair ghost girl couldn't have been more washed up.
Idyllic but then your hopes for a fairytale drowned
So Samara, Samara, can you let your fans down?
They put a cliche mess right on a VHS
Just so your franchise can replay death?
My scream time made your dreams work, 'til I slayed you.
With your screen time, you shouldn't really call yourself a breakthrough

Samara:
I'm trapped in the waters but protected by god
Drop the facade, you’re useless! Even your rules are flawed

Ghostface:
Wrong answer! Your reboot trash is lackluster
You’re barely at the bottom of the bargain bin at Blockbuster

Samara:
So formulaic, you're more suited for Scooby-Doo
Stuck in an endless loop of Sidney eluding you
Coming at me choking on your phoned-in lines? Please,
I’m screwing you over worse than caller ID
Talk about your franchise like you're one to boast
Enough with your sequels; just give up the ghost
We both know exactly what it's like to take a dive
To be blunt, your role couldn't get your ratings high.

Ghostface:
Unstoppable like Jason, you can’t stop the bloodshed
Shoulda known, never assume the killer is dead
Face it, Grudge girl, you will never be my equal
The body count’s capped out, so there’s no need for a sequel!

Garbage Gothic as Samara Morgan

Razzy as Ghostface

Written by: Freshy Kanal, Razzy, Walk & Adroitwhiz

Mixing by: Freshy Kanal

Beat by: Audio Network

Additional Help by: DCARaps, Rabi, Atronachsaura, Brodecai, Diogo, Gengo & ItsJustBrenden

Cover Art by: Adroitwhiz

VIDEO RELEASE: TODAY

Ghostface vs. Samara Morgan - Rap Battle!

An old battle I wrote around 4 years ago that never got audio, so I decided to breath some life into it.

Written By: Eric The Audible
Voiced by: Eric The Audible
Mixed by: Eric The Audible

[Lyrics]
Godzilla:
America! You created this monster who is spitting sick
But seeing who I'm against, I thought I was hideous
It’s the king of Kaiju,malicious and viciously venomous
An overgrown zoo chimp against the reptilian ripping this
Film industry to shreds, Zilla’s far from dead
But when it comes to Kong, there’s Beauty in your deathbed
So keep climbing “king” but my height reaches no other
And the audience will be shocked to see you in red color

King Kong:
This sonic commotion woke me from across the ocean
I found a monster of a rip off who couldn’t afford stop motion
King of the kaiju? Please, Time for Kong to overthrow them
And leave you like the rubble you left in Tokyo, roasted!
You’re the people’s protectors, after you burnt them asunder
I was the one to protect her, when I dealt with all your brothers
So I’ll leave you wanna be komodo, solo in your verse
This audience agrees we don't want you to return.

Godzilla:
This monkey is nothing to me but a footnote
In a history of a king’s rule broken by broken bones
I’m the Universal threat, you're too small to be my equal
Your verse is horrid like your reboot, people are hearing evil!

King Kong:
You brought to the scene nearly dumb dubbing to reboot
200 hundred pounds of cliche is a cause of a law suit
You can miscredit me, like your director in power
But you rode off my tail, when I climbed cinema’s tower

[Vault] King Kong vs Godzilla

Its the battle of the super soldiers!
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Written by: Eric the Audible
Mixed by: Vladimyr P.
Soldier 76: Alex 
Master Chief: Light
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Soldier 76 (0:14)
That commander’s code of ethics is not left with me
Still I respect the dead, I’ll salute your legacy
That academy taught you not to meddle out of your privacy
Face off with my biotics and break tactical advisory

Not sparking guilt when I shoot to kill, headshot, I’m a one man Swat team
I toppled streams ‘gainst this open beta when MLG was so over watching
Testing me? That MCC was a recipe for a mess-terpiece
Time you’d rest in peace, you’re not besting 3, that’s why Bungie jumped to new destinies

Great reclaimer turned betrayer, now he’s saving face
The only thing your team was slaying is the playerbase
Thought you could end the fight ‘til 343 checked its stocks
I’ve got you in my sights, Spartan Locked

Master Chief (0:55)
I’ve more respect for McCree, robots can’t help those hip shots
Old timer’s bustin rhymes now? Try not to break your hips, pops
The new age, old news, against gaming's most evolved
This is covenanted turf, grandpa, get off my lawn
I’m a battle hardened spartan, you’re out of your league, “e-sport”
With a team that failed, check the score, I don’t lead payloads, I finish wars
You need new tricks, old dog, to face the UNSC
I seek eternal cryosleep so wake me when you beat me

Soldier 76 (1:22)
I had always thought they couldn’t make them like they used to
‘Til Reach brought us Noble Six and refused to include you
I was sweeping street scum before you lost your mama
Some things get better with age, unlike Cortana

Master Chief (1:36)
At heart, you’re a hoosier, hick, a soldier still dreamin’
Someone tell this altar boy he can’t suppress this ‘Demon’
Waste your time fighting petty crimes, filling poor kids with wonder
But on my scale 76, you’re just another number

Your crisis doesn’t unnerve me, leave you praying to the Mantis “dont hurt me”
They should’ve taught you in bootcamp, John, real soldiers don’t pick Mercy
Send everything you’ve got to take me down, like the Reyes base 
I don’t need to see those scars to know it’ll blow up in your face

Central Rap Battles: Soldier 76 vs. Master Chief

The two most popular peaceful games go head to head in this Central Rap Battle!

Written By: Vladimyr P. and Eric The Audible
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Minecraft - Vladimyr P.
Animal Crossing - Eric The Audible
Mixed by: Vladimyr P. 
Beat: Kustom

LYRICS: 
Minecraft :
Taking you outta the wild, but this’ll get intense (in tents)
Need a totem or a potion for this gold I’ll dispense
Pushing pressure to the plate droppin’ rhymes from my hotbar
Only building homes, yeah homie you are not hard

You’ve been pandering to pansies, toddlers and their grannies
That Camp’s making a grand robbing every Nook and Cranny
I’m a classic, savage, ravager spitting illager
Dishing out this emerald to deal with another villager

We’ve got the ingenuity to broaden our horizons
Survive in an endless world, you’re confined to a tiny island
Imagination’s my build limit, thought you Switched the game up (well..)
Pick another save cause Nintendo’s lameness came up

All time best seller, that title ring any bell-ers,
Knock your block off to the Nether, got you falling - no feather (oooh)
Since 2011 our fame’s remained standing
It’s easy to fan this flame cause the game is enchanting

Minecraft : 
This battle’s a flint and steel, I’ll burn you down to sender, man
Had a good run, bud, but I will be your Enderman
Squash you like a bug in Mojang’s next patch
I got efficiency in giving lesser games the axe (thwack!)


I’m the TNT emcee, who blew up beyond PC

But kids hate your games P.E. more than they hate PE
I got this win in the bucket, 
well I wouldn’t be so sure, 
huh, Why not? 
Cause this beat’s about to Turnip

Animal Crossing :

While you’re researching, stressing out for resources 
I'm that water source, check this drip that I'm scoring 
You slave away on your builds, wasting the sun like
"What's the redstone tutorial for having some fun, guys?”

We’re copping fossils, players dig on my style
Just keep on building with cobble, and we can chill on my isle
Then you can squabble with players, fight and kill for the crown
I’ll be hangin’ with my neighbors and upgrading our town

Laying lazy on a sunday, relax in my villa
Minecraft is like a Ssundae; bland when vanilla
Just a mole digging holes, as you victimize your citizens
Thought your flow was molten, but you’re watered down: obsidian

Can't let that K.K. Slide, you spit those lame tunes 
We bested your cube game back when we had the gamecube
I would diss your story mode, but nobody played that
Your game is filled with creepers, peaceful mode can't escape that

Minecraft:
I’d be crafting recipes for your disaster
But your blathers on that rap verse did it faster
I get the appeal, sakurai must have as well
Only mission that you’re sticking with is smashing Isabelle

Animal Crossing:
Fans have tackled every cavern, yeah I wouldn’t want to be ‘em
Your charm is practically an artifact get back in the museum
The First Persson had a burden, left you burnin’ with your base
“Notch left to swim in money, then the game withered away”

Central Rap Battles: Minecraft vs. Animal Crossing

In celebration of Legend of Korra launching on Netflix, we have released the audio to our newest battle. It's the enemy of the Avatar: Prince Zuko versus the Force's chosen one: Anakin Skywalker. Who will come out on top?
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You could've found this battle first by subscribing to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0PGvIzEfdvePS-Qd-zShdw 
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Written By: Eric The Audible, Vladimyr P.
Mixed by: Jacob G.
Sound Effect Design: Jacob G. and Vladimyr P.
Edited by: Eric The Audible
Beat by:  Kustom
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CAST:
Zuko - Eric The Audible
Anakin - Jacob G.
Darth Vader - Light
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Lyrics

Zuko (0:14)
When fighting in the stars, you’ll burn harder than a Sozin sun
When in my element, I’ll roast another chosen one
The product of a prophecy is all you have to thank?
I’m a firebending master, ask your council ‘bout my rank

I’m scorching this, check again who you’re warring with, you took all of the glory when
You were forced into George’s story way more than the midichlorians
Stuck Orbitin’ a hero who captured audience attention 
Got minced, then your forbidden romance became the fandom’s menace

With a prequel so unequal, now your series is extinct
I’m the last dragon when I’m rapping, you’re Jesus meets Jar Jar Binks
I’ve noticed you’ve grown tense ever since I’ve thrown flames
You’re usually so stone faced, so Annie are you okay?

Anakin (0:58)
So this is the heir to the great fire nation?
You’ve got that Iroh flare - bring shame to your entire nation
I’ve got a bad feeling for you, that put me in agony guy
Cause the only tragedy worse than that rapping was your daddy’s last agni kai

*Lightsaber noise*

I shouldn’t strike with anger as a trained Jedi Knight
But keep talking out of line and a trained Jedi might
Your empire is impure, so unbalanced but I’m sure
I’ve fought off a more dark force than a hundred fire Lord’s wars

Only thing more maddening than sand is combating ‘gainst a flashy brat of a padawan 
Would’ve been bygones, then he mentioned qui-gon, now the blue spirit’s fearin’ the blue blade I’ve drawn
Treat your friends the worst, who knows why they even bother
I’d give you what you deserve, but Zuko I am not your father
Zuko (1:41):
Those stormtrooper style disses barely nicked me
Emancipated from slavery just to be bought out by Disney
Your delivery’s so jaded it made even die-hard fans die
You’ll fry like your order, restore honor to your franchise

*Breakdown*

Darth Vader (2:10):
*breathing* You’ll have more than scar tissue
I’m harnessing a darkness even the phoenix king couldnt Mark up to
Your heart was so broken, came last in the throne running
Wanna beat Azula? Then I’ll school you like the Younglings

Combustion on the mic like boom boom, leave you like mai so gloom, doomed
Katara’s in fear, there’s no spirit healing, search your feelings you know it's true
No new hope for return once the Jedi burn in fire
Don’t try fighting back or striking at my new empire

Zuko:
Your new empire? Is that why Palps will strike you down?
I’m shocked to see myself atop the moral high ground
There’s fate in this duel,  I’m sorry to end this challenge
But you can’t redirect this lightning until you restore the balance

Central Rap Battles: Zuko vs. Anakin

Ephraim Winslow : WillEpicFilcks 
Thomas Wake : Light 

Flapjack : CyanMilkShake / nEon
Captain K'Nuckles : Freshy Kanal

Written by Kamren.
Additional help by CreepSwitch and Paige.
Thumbnail background by Oofie.
Beat : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HVC4XknA9A
Beat Prod. : BreathtakingBeats.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon

Lyrics :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IKlfmX93Xn1Wswj4c6RTeotRYEdyBo7k89UjO5nCOI4/edit

Lyrics Explained + Trivia! :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16_LJsAhTAn-cq7Nb6AgtDolZ0vnSX0VLrDFosp105GE/edit

The Lighthouse vs The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rap Battle!

Browsing rap battles at a local tag sale, gaming Youtuber Paul Petscop Leskowitz discovered an odd copy of Pokemon Channel. He pops it in and tries to review it, but it appears to be a bit more resilient than first glance.

Adroitwhiz as Paul
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJfeO-gdkt4WukPQolv86g

Vladimyr P. as BRVR
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1RdxEDNIuMIZk0VLjSdVrQ

Paul Gaming as Pink Tool
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK1arCdgphPxnjfwCUEBNdA?view_as=subscriber

Edited by GamingPlush64 and Stark Media
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfULalNLwszljsyNj3Qt28QBRVR animations done by BMBhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTDqqSbmDXw-7E2WYBIqwpg


Additional Assets by Rabi, BORK, and Commander Jacob
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCETrcEp4evrBX5v6H5DgDFA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEznCyc86FxznhLQ5G0TDfg/featured?view_as=subscriber
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpjjEryc8808aPXzeyNcCWg

Logos by CannibalWorms.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz42...

Lyrics:

Paul:
Hey, uh, it’s Paul, and we’re diving in again, uh,
It looks like we’re trying to catch Pikachu NLM, but
Don’t worry, I am pretty good at catching him, all that you need
To do is diss him because he’s already emotionally weak.
This game wants it to seem like there’s an entity inside the house
But in my eyes it’s nothing but another suicidal mouse
Trying to sprout up like Randice, up with good creepypastas
But he’ll see nobody Evencare-s. Good grief and alas!

BRVR:
Hey you, Pikachu’s been waiting a very long time
Let’s Go!, Leskowitz, my Quick Attacks leave you Buried Alive
This is my world, one that my original owner can’t handle
You’re out of easter eggs to huck at us, now that’s a Dead Channel
I’m going Hammond on the Mike, you’re a sham in any sound fight,
But you’re used to going down, down, down, down, down, right?
Start taking notes, I know you want less emptiness in your elegy
But you’re a BENDROWNED clone narrated by an offbrand Eddiefrb!
So call me the copycat, do you remember being born, kid?
The win is in the same hand that you can open your doors with!
Your windmill watching is nothing next to my lonely torment!
Your show’s a slow burn, while I ignite a whole forest!

Paul and Marvin:
Jeez, do you know how much filler I need to slice?
I know that it’s common knowledge, but you’re not a “fire” type. (Nope!)
You’re Plane, not New to Makers, and it’s not that hard to swallow,
You just saw the trending topic and hopped on like-- I will follow.
Come on, Pall. It’s, uh, Paul -ling that a rat raps like a mad man
I captured Tonneth, while your bro couldn’t get past a Pac Man
My flow’s like Wavey but you can depend that, Rainer shine,
This brother will be proven as a hoax, so call him Herobrine!
I’m taking the trophy of Amber. (Yuh!) You leach off Sonic EXE
You’re the embodiment of that kid waiting ten years for their best friend on Minecraft PE

BRVR + Pink Tool:
Don’t you Console Me! It’s clear that Petscop Kid isn’t the brightest
Thinking you’d Ace by spitting diamonds? BRVR knows when you’re lying!
Don’t even know your lefts and rights, so how would you abandon me?
MARVIN HURT ME WHEN PLAYSTATION OFF, but you couldn’t hurt your family!
Your rhymes? They’re Null, Paul! The Sign? They all see! 
Turn off the console, you still got a Pikachu Doll Z.

Petscop vs. Pokemon Dead Channel. Decent PG-13 Rap Battle

Welcome to the series premiere of Objects vs Anything! In this fearsome battle, we have the first president of the United States, George Washington, engaging in lyrical combat against a washing machine. Who will win? Listen to find out!

OBJECTS VS ANYTHING
GEORGE WASHINGTON
VS
WASHING MACHINE
YEP.

George Washington:
This reads not like a battle, more a chore of a weekly visit
When all you’re good for’s washing the red I left on the coats of the British
Want something that’ll make your head enter a spin cycle? Well here, peasant 
You could never revolve without the revolution I spearheaded
I fought for my Rights, got my face on the Bill
Fall to my might, you’ll be leaking yourself
Step to me, your insides get chopped
You’ll be left like a child using you as a hiding spot 
I may have died but look at how I croaked
We all know I’m ill when I rap from my throat
This battle shall read like my inauguration, I’m winning this bitch by unanimous vote

Washing Machine:
Come at me, George? You’ll sustain damage of sorts you can’t afford
Because with skill, you’re more starved than your fellow soldiers in Valley Forge
But all I need is to take one glance at your dirty laundry, son
You’re only good at racial cleansing, call you white-Washington
(Oh!) Big wigs ain’t scaring me
This dude’s been a hack since the cherry tree
This flow, you shouldn’t be crossing, kid
You’ll get whipped like you’re building your monument
While you were out in the war, such a bad leader even the French made you tap out
Ask Martha if you were the only Washington with wood in your mouth
I’m a washing machine and I come in so clean, you’ll bobbing to me cause my bars are so heat
This old Washington freak may have got a DC but on top of this beat, he ain’t fathering me
Bro you used to be known as America’s savior, now scandals cause vandals to spark your erasure 
Now your only history left that remains are the dollars that people come to me to pay with

George Washington:
Oh please, the rope in my lawn is more effective with lines, sir 
I’d call this battle a wash, but your style couldn’t be dryer
People get mad at you when you make a sock lose its place?
Let’s see how mad you get once I leave you socked in the face
I kept the states United in a time of crisis
You’re a wrinkle getting crushed by a fist of iron
First damn president to set foot into office
Meanwhile, it’s a given, your rap noise: obnoxious
Once I’ve left this dysfunctional apparatus burned with rhymes
It won’t take any suicidal web challenge for me to turn the Tides

Washing Machine:
Were too pussy to take sides in any of the Father’s tons of feuds
God damn, even George Washington Carver has more nuts than you!
Call you washed up ‘cause your fame will drown
Threw out the king, so how can you take the crown
Rather alone than in bad company? Hardly
You couldn’t get invited to a political party
No treaty’s enough to defeat me, so now let’s see what your eulogy’s going to read
First in war, first in peace, and first to be cleaned up by the flow machine

WHAT WON?
WHAT’S NEXT?
I’LL PROBABLY DECIDE THE NEXT MATCHUP BUT IF I LIKE YOURS IT’LL BE DONE AND YOU DECIDE THE WINNER!
OBJECTS VS ANYTHING

Snakebite126 as George Washington
Freshy Kanal as Washing Machine
Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Child Hiding Spot line written by GamingPlush64
Written by Snakebite126 and Commander Jacob
Additional writing help from Eddiefrb
Beat by Hala-X

That about covers it. I have some ideas cooking up for the next installments, but feel free to suggest your own ideas and if they're good, I'll do them! Smell you later, alligator. ;)

George Washington vs Washing Machine - Objects vs Anything [SERIES PREMIERE]

Political Extremists that spread fear and accuse people of being anti-revolution / communist and tell people to spy and turn in their neighbors

Maximilien Robespierre: AlaskanSam
Joseph McCarthy: Alex The Beast / J. Morris the Review Guy 

Maximilien Robespierre Verse 1:
Oh look, it’s Joe McCarthy, he’s Wisconsins’ favorite son
Isn’t he the one who fear locked all your favorite actors up?
Welcome to the crucible, this rap will get quite gory
I’ll crush you with the presses like your name was Giles Corey
The Russians started acting up, so “GO, JOE, GO!”
But after several bad arrests, it’s “JOE, MUST, GO!”
The only flow you know is bullshit in your blood, Ah, C’est la vie!
You paid the price to keep reds oppressed, I fought to keep the people free!
Face it, there will never be another revolutionary toppling the monarchy quite like me
Call me Lafayette, I'm killing it, Assembly fit? I'm head of it, and a free Frenchman who can own the beat!
Face defeat, retreat from your crackpot conspiracies
I abolish all prerogatives, you want a real great terror, start fearing me 

Joseph McCarthy Verse 1:
If I can face the nation, I'll discharge a monarchy mockery
You were against slavery but I'll own you like a principle of property 
You can't confuse this hearing, I'm spitting heat explicitly
The buzz you bring with the guillotine proves that you're a lynching bee
Your preferred "discipline" has left justice adulterant
And what the hell do you see wrong with a ruling Triumvirate?
You fought to keep the people “free”, I fought to keep them safe
Keeping looney goons like you barred, behind a set of iron gates!
Who knew the communist frogs were homosexuals as well?
But a frenchie like you should be quite comfortable in the same cell
Your name is a mouthful, yes, but try to bite the bullet
Before this verbal execution, here’s a gun, you should pull it.

Maximilien Robespierre Verse 2:
You tell me "take a shot", but don't you always do the same?
I'll burn this twit and his hit list with my democratic flame!
This Pepsi-Cola kid gets popped, the sell-out’s getting slain
So keep a lid on it, you shit, or you'll remain another senate stain
Cause you tried to con the Dems again, but it seems they left you condemned again
Better check on your friend Lester before we talk about shots to the head again!
I eliminate my adversaries, nothing can stop me in my tracks
I send Fury down France's roads, some may call me Mad Max
I bring a reign of terror when I rap, outclass crap statesmen lightning fast.
It seems the tale of “Gunner Joe” can't even cover his fat ass!
I'm a Jacobin of All Trades if you want a revolution 
Spittin’ out harsh rhymes in harsher times, with the harshest executions

Joseph McCarthy Verse 2:
Your “flame” was snuffed out when you had left your offices
The result of your populace: complete and total lawlessness.
Your country reps the white flag, got slapped by the blue and red
the only applause you'd get from them is when you shut your jaw, left dead 
Due respect, I'm impressed, by your initial success,
But creating your own rivals? You're paranoid and obsessed
A Minister’s diss is cold as a Hale Storm, best check your worth
Keep the State of your Head secure, or GET OFF OF MY TURF.
You can’t manage the Death Penalty? Let a campaign man give a hand
You seem to be severely lacking in the term "Reprimand."
You're the villain of your story, and your fate has just been sealed
So why don't you just sit your ass back down in that cell in the Bastille?



ethan = bad

Joseph McCarthy vs Maximilien Robespierre (New Version) - Discord Rap Battles

Bet you expected Jevil to face someone who isn't obscure, huh.

EpicLLOYD as Montresor
Nice Peter as Jevil
Instrumental by Anywaywell
Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Written by Edgar Allan Poe
(NOTE: The cover art is merely a mockup as the actual characters have not been filmed yet. I do not own the rights to any of the images used, all credit goes to their respective owners. Also Montresor will not look like that I just didn't have a good png of him and it fits the general aesthetic kind of.)

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
JEVIL
VS
MONTRESOR
BEGIN!

Montresor:
Greetings and salutations, it’s your companion Montresor
Meeting this valiant acquaintance, I must ask of one request, sir
That we skip this poor bravado and check my kin’s coat and motto
You’ll end up with Fortunado when I wreak havoc on jesters
Mask on, draped in Gothic clothing
I’m a sly Fox, more cunning than Toby
Took your first game’s whole gimmick then cloned it
There’s been no change, where’s your metamorphosis?
I’ll leave you howling for your verbal crimes
Not talking Amontillado when I bask in your fervent whines
And once this murder’s final, you’re sure to find
I’ve committed the perfect rhyme

Jevil:
Let’s play a game, a game, I call it “Guess the Human”
This one’s consumed by petty feuding, and now his World Revolves around retribution
And wasted his life away plotting to maim his pal
But it all went to shit as their silence gnawed at his fulfillment, does that ring a bell?
Too dim to pass as a Lightner
You’re at your most bright when you’re slathered in nitre 
This one is a game you’re not playing so well
Must be a Holiday ‘cause I’m taking no Ls
No chance you can match with my pace (Chaos!)
You’re a tactless disgrace (Chaos!)
Get Luchesi to rap in your place 
For the drunkard who authored you lacked any taste (Weehee!)
When causing carnival carnage, I am unparalleled
Dirges burning like curtains, I ride a beat like a carousel (Pip pip!)
Put your friend to sleep for 50 years? You put me to sleep for a century
Tryna be invested in your story got me like, “Erm...I can do mostly anything”

Montresor:
That’s the best you could do to me?
Then I’ll be punishing this puny imp with impunity
Played your cards against a pack of children, then soiled it 
All it took was TP to flush this joker down the toilet
It’s drudgery having to wait for you
So behind in development, call you Betarune
Break you apart like the key for your cell’s lock
In paces requiescat
For the love of god (the love of god)
I’ll put this hack in a box (hack in a box)
I Rouxl harder than Kaard (harder than Kaard)
So just call me Seam (just call me Seam)
For this ordeal’s left me in stitches and you’ve pushed my buttons so good day to you
Now the friend you once trusted shall lock you away for good, feeling déjà vu?

Jevil:
No urban legend that Boston Harbored
Could incite new ideas in your garbage author
Just another loon Poe wrote to give readers creeps 
A discount Tell-Tale but failed to keep a beat
You think you’re all that ‘cause you clowned on a jester
But as you fall flat, I’ll be crowned like it’s checkers
You spent your verse threatening thousands of injuries
Yet through it all, you’ve not once tried to insult me
I Cirque de Slay when I’m spitting
I stole the whole show as a side mission
This shabby old creep can’t keep up the tempo
‘Gainst gaming’s most demented jester since Dimentio
Oh, what a fun game this has been, frolicking in the cemetery 
So here’s one more final jest between friends and it’s not the hatchet getting buried

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

Montresor vs Jevil. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Do I even need to say it?

Beat Production: Call Me G
Thumbnail By: Fightmarker
Written By: Eric The Audible
Voice Work: Eric The Audible
Mixed by: Eric The Audible

LYRICS:
Mitchell:
In the 80s see a man self-made
With a family, proud in the USA
Today, I still show kids how games are played
But I got my two cents and I’m leaving the arcade

Don’t need the stats to see how bad you dropped
How are you gonna get mad over the 16th slot?
As a teen I recorded my first high-score
You’re screaming at teens for attention, like GEORGE

Yeah I took the gaming scene and put a face on it
You took the color green  just put a face on it 
Can’t speedrun this track when I forged your path man
Mitchell will perfect a bitch - like Pacman

Dream:
In this verse, I’ll catch a cease and desist
From a man saving face because he’s an egotist
And if you enjoy watching this dude destroy
His career, leave a like ‘cause it helps my vids

Now you, I’m not exactly the type to gloat
But I could match your fame with a single upload
And if you wonder why you sank and I float
Well just cause you can’t hit me doesn’t mean we’re in the same boat

AYO, looks like your stuck in a manhunt
Every ref should be put into handcuffs
All according to plan but, you got enraged cause
This ain’t a  problem that you can tape up

I’m making content that you could never emulate
You made the scene but I literally changed the game
Statistics twist my dreams to reality
Take out your fistful of quarters, Twin Galaxy

Central Rap Battles: Billy Mitchell vs. Dream

Bendy battle?!?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!
JenniNoMRC as Bendy
Vladimyr P. as Zalgo
Beat produced by Tantu
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Jason Carreon and Nooby
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Written by Trakked, JoeNoMRC and Creeperpasta 
Additional help by CannibalWorms

Battle:

Bendy:
It's time to start the show, and Joey Drew presents:
"Satan tries to best Bendy but he's the one gettin' bent"
Ain’t no saint, tainted as the angel, tryna steal the show
The wall of text can’t compare with hand-drawn flow!
But ya see, off screen, I'm not very nice
To any screamin' demon tryna steal my spotlight
And I'm well versed in music, your poem doesn't count, though
Last time I checked, no one wants to listen to your sounds (oh!)
While I'm entertaining children of all ages,
You barely scare readers, you're borderline racist,
With memes like your pasta, copy and pasted,
So many mouths yet you're still so tasteless!

Bendy (Zalgo):
Though in reality, why would I try to spit
Against the bane of light, the god of eternal abyss
The almighty hivemind, it’s my time to succumb
Ascending from the underworld,

Zalgo: 
HE COMES!
Want a Dark Revival? Something Awful's in the midst
Not so innocent with dozens of lost souls in the mix
Although I may be eyeless, it seems you are blind
As you cannot see your relevance has faded over time
You're.. cuphead with an asterisk
A flimsy limbed freak is what this bastard is 
Made by TheMeatly, yet you're so bare bones 
you belong in the casket with Alice, kid.

Bendy:
Seems I'm laughing now after your verse's end
I should tape all your mouths so you'll never speak again
A false god that ripped off Cthulhu and his Mythos
Will be axed and added in our cans of soup. Delicious!
Wandering's a sin, but that's your r/fifthworldproblem
Snuffin' a hivemind's candle, I'll forever be a god, son!
Ya put the Z's in Zalgo 'cause you leave me tired
Say your legacy's unmatched, but I know how to deal with liars. (Hehehe!)

Zalgo:
I'm eternal; you easily get destroyed by a spacebar 
Victory's stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar
Caused death with your existence and that made me overjoyed
Then hopped off the page like "I wanna be a real boy!"
I turn comics to atrocities, but you're already broken
Stay in your silence and take back every word you’ve spoken
Stolen from Stein, now I've stolen this strife
Seems this mere dream should have never come to life.

Bendy: 
Oh please! Garfield could bend a better verse! 
Most people believe you to be a member of the Slenderverse!
Spitting more effective than this infection's bad jokes!
This toon made you Looney, That's all folks! (Hahaha!)

Zalgo:
All your friends killed off, now you only have Laurence 
Your game's a glitchy mess that even I find abhorrent!
Singing with my seventh mouth so you'll face the end
A false god has been erased; Can I get an amen?

Bendy vs Zalgo - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #13

yes the connection is cocky and overly arrogant arch rivals of major characters that are also carbon copies of their counterparts hhadfhgad

ive wanted to use squilliam for the longest time and this matchup popped into my head and i thought it was the funniest thing so i decided to make it a battle hello

is this a shitpost? you decide!!!!! ;)


Kamren as Scrappy-Doo
Alex as Squilliam Fancyson

Thumbnail by Commander Jacob
Written & Mixed by Alex

Squilliam Fancyson:
Oh my, why would I be called on for such a verbal bout?
Don’t NEED my pounds of wealth to help attack him
Skipping pleasantries, I’ll steal the catchphrase out your mouth 'fore you can HAVE it---
Lemme At ‘Em! (heh, heh, heh, heh.)
Jousting around with a knock-off, I’m an icon of high caliber
A high tier-battler leaving 50% legacies shattered
I pile in stacks, kinda hot shit, rolling in hot checks
‘Gainst a poor puppy dog with Napoleon Complex!


Scrappy-Doo:
Lookie, Scoob! 
Squilliam has his “Fancy” Tentacles in a bunch
Rollin’ up the seven deadly sins all into one
The lengths you go to make a point? Disgusting, misleading
Be glad your college is fake! You’re nowhere CLOSE to prestigious!
And those fashion statements, what gives?! Agh, here’s a tip!
Shave that caterpillar on your head...or drop it down above your lip!
You’re a fraud, a mock; the only ‘geek’ in your nonexistent band
Hiring fake friends with your pounds of cash
This Octo-puss needs a helping hand
‘Cause he’s the textbook definition of an antithesis
Yet it’s easy to to see why your friendless and Squidward isn’t
‘Cause Dough just don’t buy no happiness, William
If you can’t take critical words, don’t give ‘em

Squilliam Fancyson:
If you’re the ratings savior, the bar’s set a bit low
If a Mini-me rolled up trying to save a whole show
A Hanna-Barberic attempt at a villainous presence
Take a lesson from the best: EARN being respected
Go on biting my ankles, I’m used to plebes groveling at my feet
Dangle scooby snacks in front of your face
Make a Dane kiss my rings
You’re trash. And believe me, I pick up littering
You’ll be shouting ‘uncle’, 
and yes, I mean that literally.

Scrappy-Doo:
My Puppy Power’s unaffected by narcissists
Who use social status as a bargaining chip; never reaching armistice
A habitual liar going histrionic when he dares
Newsflash! Ab-so-lute-ly no one CARES!
Your plans’ll be foiled again and you’ll be in shambles
I’m not SURPRISED you own a casino; battlin’ me was a gamble!
So take your cheap suit, crooked grin and hike it
Maybe keep your loss like all you brag about, heheh.... PRIVATE.

rap

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