Merry Christmas and the Infinite Santa: #2 Eve

The Little Drummer Boy

Christmas was merry, the elves were merry,
Santa was merry all the time
There on the North Pole, that jolly old soul,
Crafting toys before the Yuletide

But, whoa, oh, your Santa lies in dust, dear Dad
Whoa, oh, your Santa lies in dust, dear Dad

I found you hiding, I found you lying
About all the presents
Your fancy stories, of arctic glories,
Torn and tattered in the end

But, whoa, oh, your Santa lies in dust, dear Dad
Whoa, oh, your Santa lies in dust, dear Dad
Your Santa lies in dust

Christmas was merry, the elves were merry,
I found you hiding, I found you lying
Christmas was merry, the elves were merry,
I found you hiding, I found you lying

Your Santa lies in dust, dear Dad
Whoa, oh, your Santa lies in dust, dear Dad

The cleansing fire, up the chimney
Bringing truth to our house
Your scarlet ashes, of fabrications,
Caught in the act, and

Whoa, oh, your Santa lies in dust, dear Dad
Whoa, oh, your Santa lies in dust, dear Dad
Whoa, oh, your Santa lies in dust, dear Dad
Whoa, oh, your Santa lies in dust, dear Dad

Your Santa lies in dust, dear Dad
Whoa, oh, your Santa lies in dust, dear Dad
Whoa, oh, your Santa lies in dust, dear Dad

Santa In Dust

Where There's a Gift There's a Sleigh

Krampus Town

El Caído

Samples from Otis Redding's "Merry Christmas, Baby" and the YoutTube video "Steve Ballmer at NET Conference going crazy about Developers! | 1999"

Merry Christmas, Ballmer

Pirate Christmas

A Very Glenn Gould Christmas

Radio Free Christmas (Circa 2025)

Rafi Law Group Jingle (English) - Call Rafi [Christmas Version]

Santa was here
He was at your door
And nobody seemed to be home

You'll find in your mail
Delivery has failed
Your parcel was near but gone

Weren't you home
Or just on the john
Or is it that he didn't care

Three christmas cheers
The notice is here
Your parcel was near but gone


Warehouse
Neighbour
Who knows now
Where your
Toys are
Near but gone

An angry review
Is all you can do
Conditions won't ever improve

Until Santa tries
To unionize
And we guillotine the rich
And we guillotine the rich

Near but Gone

Near but Gone

Flipperwaldt