Santa was here
He was at your door
And nobody seemed to be home

You'll find in your mail
Delivery has failed
Your parcel was near but gone

Weren't you home
Or just on the john
Or is it that he didn't care

Three christmas cheers
The notice is here
Your parcel was near but gone


Warehouse
Neighbour
Who knows now
Where your
Toys are
Near but gone

An angry review
Is all you can do
Conditions won't ever improve

Until Santa tries
To unionize
And we guillotine the rich
And we guillotine the rich

Near but Gone

Flipperwaldt