Originally intended for April Fools, but here it is now, hope you enjoy. The video will come later within the year. This is a one-off premiere and not the start of a new series.

Miyamoto Musashi: RNG

Yotsuba: Azia

Announcer: Alex M.

Prod: EDX Beats

Mixed by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Coverart by: M!CAH

Written by: Violet

Musashi:
I don’t understand this match, but I mustn't yield
If you want a slice of my life then step onto the battlefield 
Duels are my speciality, you can Try Try; though
There’s nothing to fear from the drawn out Azumanga Daioh!
Picked up the volumes of your text and I was left bored!
There’s no value in the life of the mascot of a hate board!
My travels across the country are what Ronin aspire for
The furthest of your travels are the park and grocery store!
That slacker of a father makes Japan's future look bleak 
At least the disciples I teach know how to properly speak
When Inoue fine-crafted the craft of my work it broke the mold
All you do is break the peace of the Ayase household!
Pick all the clovers you want: this battle is unchanged
My techniques got finer the more and more that I aged
The legacy I left with my sword and pen have remained
You’re forever self contained: a story where nothing’s changed!

Yotsuba:
Miyamoto? Hey, you make Mario games!
Wait, you’re a Samurai? That’s way more lame
Yotsuba doesn’t see how your story became a hit
All I found were pretty pictures…And that’s about it!
Learn to have fun! Kojiro has a better view on life
You’re just like my daddy cause you both got no wife!
My mighty stick could break your sword, you stupid dumbo!
And you could never overtower my best buddy Jumbo!
Raps hot like Glowball Warming, an A.C couldn’t cool me down
Troubled times are ahead when Mu-sushi arrives in town
Look meanie it doesn’t matter if I’m four, six, or five!
Cause you been on hiatus longer than Yotsubas been alive!

Miyamoto Musashi:
Insolent child…I must relax myself

*Musashi starts to meditate*

Yotsuba:
Uhhhhhh are you sleeping?

Musashi:
No I am meditating

Yotsuba:
But you look like Yotsuba when she reads your manga!

Musashi:
This is the result of an upbringing that's gone too far south
A brat who doesn’t know how to shut their damn mouth!
Hoizon’s monks and all my other foes know I got that hard flow
I’m the real deal unlike that made up contraption Cardbo!
Your petty feuds with Yanda are nothing to what I’ve fought 
At the prime of my youth my strength was self taught!
Though I’ve reached peace in my life and I have made due
Hopefully one day you can cope with your mother ditching you

Yotsuba:
Sorry mister but you can’t scare me with your power
My friends told me not to talk to hermits who don’t shower!
I heard what you did to those Yoshi guys, which did rule
But you can’t leave me schooled since I don’t go to school!
When I see you with Iori my smile is gone for good
You need more than just farming to have a happy childhood!
Though that’s something you don’t know from what I can see
I’d rather have no mommy than have one who hates me!
Yotsuba got friends that she keeps close to her heart
All your sword did was split you and your friends further apart!
You should be lucky I spared you from my Yotsuba gun
I’m bored now, bye! I’m off to go have fun under the sun!

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

MAAAANGAAA RAP BATTLES

SEE YOU IN THE NEXT VOLUME

Miyamoto Musashi Vs Yotsuba - MANGA RAP BATTLES

Nugget as Melvin 
Grasman as Eggman
Written by Nugget
Additional writing by Grasman
Edited by Grasman
Art By Grasman
Mixed by Walk 
Beat by Dannson 
Shout out Mel 

Melvin:
When you battle the best. This will be your final test.
That’s a reference your old ass wouldn’t get
That hedgehog prick is the problem, yes? It’s clear what the Solution is.
A animal proof robot would probably do the trick 

Like c’mon I’ve made better weapons out of my snot
You call yourself a doctor but you need one for weight loss 
I think I learnt about you in history now that I  see ya
That’s right, you’re the guy who survived a bullet, unlike Maria

Eggman:
When talking doctors, I’m the fliest. Who do you think you’re fighting 
Apparently we’re both smart but I don’t fall for gaslighting
You can make robots too but you don’t scare me in the slightest 
Since I have wrecking balls coming in hotter than Miley Cyrus 

Welcome to my class! This student getting schooled
Today you’ll learn how to have people want to talk to you 
Don’t mess with me dude, Robotnik, will be your doom
And I’ll piss on your grave as if it was the moon!! (HAHAH!)

Melvin:
Why are you laughing? What’s funny?
The only thing cracking up here is you, Humpty Dumpty 
Now I wanna ask, where do you get all that cash
Spending so much on machines and that farret slash mustache 

Showed my parents my report card and they went AYEE
only thing bigger than my brain is my GPA
Y'know I’m on a roll, staying on task, got that homework-flow!
You’re like behold! My secret weapon! Just call pest control!

Eggman:
Your lines and humor have something in common. They’re shit.
I wonder how the story would have went if you took a hint
Who the hell names their kid Melvin? I think I outta mention
This freak would rather kill himself then have detention 

Robotnik you can’t stop him from world domination!
My creations do exactly what I make them. 
What’s your motivation? An overweight man beats you every situation 
And here is a revelation. This battle was the demonstration!

Eggman vs Melvin -NRB- (FT Grasman) 100 hour challenge

Funny Scrogus (Spelunky) VS Chimmy (Chimmy) - Rap Battles of Whatever

ThanosQuack as Funny Scrogus
Korekitten as Chimmy
Writing by Rosenthal
Mixed by Korekitten
Beat by Stoic
Thumbnail by Rosenthal
Special Thanks to dad_as_heck and garbageGothic

0:00

Rap Battles of Whatever! Funny Scrogus VS Chimmy! Begin!

Scrogus (0:19)

(Uh) Scrogus, the coolest rapper ever to be
Against dimwit Chimmy, but he’s no enemy, please
I’m a jellyfish, you die one single step in the sea
Consider this the second time you’re on a record and beat
You're not that threatening to me, I'm not even phased
How the hell is permanent walking a fucking speedrun game?
(Yeah) And your diet of apples makes it obvious
You'll never find a doctor and youll never fucking talk to one

Chimmy (0:38)

You know it's Chimmy so don't fuck with me
Who even are you? Dude, you make the ocean fishy
But it’s no surprise that when you go spelunking
You’re so outta place, it makes Scrogus Funny
Don’t need those OC’s to change your look, bro
I’ll beat you so hard, I’m achieving purple
(Uh) But you wanna know the most sad thing?
Your only interaction with dad is when he makes you a sandwich

Scrogus (0:57)

Oh, you jealous of the jellyfish?
People travel ‘round the globe to revel in my excellence
You’re a ghoulish creature. (Yeah) Nobody wants you
You must be demonic ‘cause SummoningSalt blocks you
And where’s your costume? Public nudity’s a crime, dawg.
I may wear shades, but you’ll burn my fucking eyes off.
No wonder people can’t even improve their speedruns
Playing your game is already the biggest time loss.

Chimmy (1:17)

Bitch, don’t come for my fans, that just ain’t true
The same people who praise you like to inhale glue
You’re crazy to think you’re famous dude,
You may have escaped a forgotten arcade game, but all your players did the same with you
(Yuh) And your wiki is a mystery
I’m missing the reason behind the hard R that you’ve hidden deep
I got the W, so there’s no runners left, kid
‘Cause it’s on the record, you’ve one/won second

Scrogus

Oh yeah? Well, Undertale 2
best game ever bitch. sans undertale eats ketchup. fucker.

Chimmy

Don’t even get me fucking started, if you know videogames at all, youve probably heard of chimmy. Released in 1983 for camoco vision box its one of the most beloved videogames of all time (fades off)

Funny Scrogus VS Chimmy - Rap Battles of Whatever

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FRB Brawl: Rematch's third battle of Round 1 pits the creator of Super Star Rap Battles, Jofinity, against the creator of Nugget Rap Battles, Nugget.

They say third time's the charm, but this is neither Jofinity's nor Nugget's third bout. Will Jofinity's many FRBs help him be crowned the super star, or will Nugget's begginer status (and swag) help him have this win in the McDonald's bag? Be sure to vote so that one may advance and one may wallow in shame.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by YLF Ethan
Produced by 2Deep

Lyrics:

Jofinity:

I’m ‘bout to eat and you won’t be a *Happy* Meal, chief
Fuck McDonalds, I’m bringing some real beef
Packin’ fuckin heat, and I’ll do more than popping corn
Cuz I’m leavin’ no crumbs for you to eat off of the floor

You live under a rock if you think your kiddy shit is ballin’
You musta crawled up from a hole straight outta Kindergarten
I’ll show the mods a dogpile when I beat this bitch
You Nugget Dog: stupid ugly piece of shit

All your fans are dead. And it’s not that your battles hit
You pump out the schlock, but they’re practicin’ abstinence
I’ve never seen a kid be so proud of all his junk
He places better on the talking charts than Battle of the Month

Think you’ll beat me? You must be smoking that “grass, man”!
Nugget’s wanted for ten counts of sexual harassment.
But don’t take it from me, let’s hear it from your loving fans
Creepy Pedophile DK: Yeah, I love Nugget, man!

Nugget:

So Jo, do you think you’re a good foe? I say no!
Cuz you’re not funny you’re more so the joke!
And getting well known in the community was a slow start
Yet I only took half your time to stick or star 

Went through your catalog and it showed you ain’t a hassle 
Since the disses you get from uploading hit harder than what’s in your battles
Just like when he drops on events, nobody cares for him
You lost to two Brit’s and now two Americans 

Jo, sorry bro, but shouldn’t battle the best
Or you’ll be cut off like battles from your direct 
But I digress, I mean it was an honest mistake
Just like those “creative” decisions you make

The whole time finding a beat with you I wanted to die 
It was so bad the next day your computer opted to end its life!
And no matter how much you improve it’s never enough 
So here’s a tip, bud. Give up! :D

Jofinity:

Say I should give up, but you quit your job cuz it’s a bit hard
Went from theater ticket-taker, to taking them in cars
I know you can’t relate, but right now, I am seein’ red
You thought that shit was good? Wait, are you colorblind or deaf?

You would’ve had some material that isn’t lame
If I had hit send that one time I mistakenly misspelled your name
We all pretend to like you, you’re FRB’s villain
And he thinks he’s got a shot at top 10? …Let’s kill him

Nugget:

You may be the wheat, but you won’t eat this beat 
Leave you like your 5 fans; starving 
 5 is a little too nice, maybe none is correct?
Because i've only heard silence in your public 

Just like your request for roles, hmm, though
I do plan on getting you as Rivers Cuomo
But you need to go if you think you’re the joker
Nugget just stole the show, so sorry, itsJover

Jofinity:

Anyone else think Nugget is a stupid little fucking bitch?

Nugget:

Anyone else think Jo ruined Bolt vs Puppington?
And the only thing he’s good at is making people mad

Jofinity:

(Grrrrr) That’s it. Me. You. Krusty Krab!

Jofinity:

…I went from rags, to riches!
Admit it, evildoer, you are… autistic!
You’re a racist, just face it, notoriously misogynistic,
I’d report ya, but your ass is too white to be “black”listed!

Nugget:

Fuck you Jofiny! You should have known I’m goated
While you? Uhh more whack coded 
You think you’re a superstar? I got super bars
And my next verse is going to go super hard!

Jofinity vs ItsNugget. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Ping trakked for lyrics sorry 

made by benjamin
Jeff voiced by Jofinity...
Trakked voiced by Rap Cypher....

Thank you Valonide

JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
my name is jeff, you know my attacks are savage 
My status is magnate, no kid I a-trakked the masses
is it any wonder that i’m turning Ashes to ashes
fuck rap cypher, you know my business gets more human traffic

got famous for a battle with the russian sleep experiment
so it’s funny that nobody’s gassing up your other dreary vids
ask trump, the shit i do with oranges is drastic 
but even that’s not as tragic as that mandarin castin 😬

TRAKKED:
yo it’s trakked, best audio onlys in the game, bro
because “i land” disses that’ll surround you with this great flow
ghislaine’s a baddie and im smackin her ribs
leavin’ trakked dead, you kid, cause you’re attracted to kids!

got cri and em as sad satan, so you know im quite used to
battles with layered pedophiles with a short sighted view
hiding in the virgin islands, heh virgin, that’s funnu
Plus
*random horse nuzzles me*
Easy now buddy

JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
don’t call me a pedo cause I’m rich and pet dough
booger eating soundcloud fans are your only kind of net growth
you named your series “rap cypher” yet neither word applies
call you trakk-ED, cause on a beat you fail to rise

you got that chatgpt flow, your fake rhymes are hopeless
another jeff battle with an ai opponent
im so sick on these streets, leave a bitch shook with ease
you’re gonna have to add this one to your big book of “beats”

TRAKKED:
i hear you like clintons so i’ll tailor this diss to match your needs
this battle’s gonna end like mortal kombat - “fatality”
now ive seen fake suicides tear cliques apart
but the difference is, like your shitty guards, we actually missed the “mark”

bitch im cracked, rest assured im spitting facts
i’ll have you pissing yourself, bitch, call me urinary trakked
try to make a play against my diss cards and get discarded
jeffrey epstein didn’t kill himself? about time he started.





This is to make fun of Jeffery I do NOT support him and I never did

The Battle He Didn't Want You To See (Down fall of Rap Cipher)

Dr Robotnik vs King Harkinian - Rap Assault Bonus!

Dr Robotnik: Stofferex
King Harkinian: Cri
Sonic (quick cameo): Also Cri

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta
Produced by: Anywaywell & TristanOnTheTrack
Mixed by: CreeperPasta


Dr Robotnik:

If that stubborn little rapper won't write me a rap battle, I'll write my own rap battle!
(Beat starts as he laughs)

I've come to make an announcement: Dr Ivo Robotnik
Will take over Hyrule because all of you are moronic
All your games, old man? I hate them way more Sonic
No wonder those idiotic shitposts is where you became so iconic
You octorock brain baboon, lame cartoon with gameplay so rusty
Face the faces of evil with your faces so disgusting 
I'm a Mean Diss Machine, I.M. Meen has better looks
And it looks like you need a better plan than throwing me a book
While you wonder what's for dinner, I'll be scheming like a sinner
The demise of this beginner. I'm the undisputed winner
You youtube nincompoop, I'll leave your kingdom in commotion
As you scrub the floors of the town. Consider this your promotion.

King Harkinian: 
Enough! Quit wasting my time with your toys, Dr Willy
It is written that rodents leave you beaten, crying and whining 
If that's the case, I won't need to bring with me the triforce
I have the courage to bring the rhymes true warriors strive for
Mean Bean Machine? You're just a raging obscene 
Self centered obese. Get your ass off my screen.
Your cartoon. That I've seen, and it's such a disgrace 
Like your rhymes, all those inventions end up blowing in your face.
Snooping as many Looney Tunes as possible, I see
You're no Coyote. You're a lesser Yosemite Sam to put it nicely 
If Ganon couldn't dethrone me, what makes you think you would?
We both know you peaked at high-school.

Sonic: And that's no good!

Rap Off BONUS! Dr Robotnik vs King Harkinian (AOSTH vs Zelda CDI) 100 Hours Challenge!

Epic All-Star Rap Rallies is back! This episodes includes the sadistic Flowey from Undertale against the selfless Flower Kid from Smile For Me.

nEon MC as Flowey

Casey William as Flower Kid

Written by nEon

Additional Writing and Help from TheStrangerDanger, Gnome YT, Jenni No Mercy, and Casey William

Mixed by nEon

Art by nEon

Beat produced by beatg33kz

Thumbnail by nEon

Official Undertale and Smile For Me backgrounds belong to their rightful owners

Flowey:
Howdy Flower Kid, I’m Flowey! Don’t be a downer, kid, you look drowsy!
But before you sleep, you should know I got power, kid, now allow me
To show you around, and spit some pellets, it’s best you’d be prepared,
Cus I bring a scare! You’ll want a wall to hide behind like Breadbear!
You bring joy to those who’re too defenseless to solve their own problems?
If I were you, I would off ‘em.
Spreading chaos is my job, I catch up the pain like Sans
You’re so weak, you needed someone to literally give you a hand!
Do you have a chance? Well take out your air horn labeled, “no”
Ironic you’re the flower kid, yet you can’t get your flow to grow
You won’t even make it past me, you must be ready to die,
But lets see if you have it in you, are you ready to fight?

Flower Kid
Looks like I got a mic to drop, but I’m facing this?
A flower whose sole determination is terminating kids?
You started doing what we did best, but went on to be more cruel,
Makes sense that underground’s the only habitat that’s fitting you
When solving people’s problems, I strike them all!
But you’ve got bigger daddy issues even I can’t solve!
Lost your empathy and couldn’t find a soul,
Not even Dr. Habit would find you likable,
Though I’ve spotted a vampire, you suck more fun out of life
Only murder on your mind makes you easily despised
You’re not a threat of mine when a child can make you die
I’d wait from the day till night, yet this weed can’t bloom for his life!

Flowey
Wow, you’re not getting it, you really are an idiot!
You must understand that in this bout, it’s “be killed by me killing it!”
You’re not thrilling, kid, you’re a pushover, I’m dangerous to the core!
What can you do, brush my teeth? You’ll never survive my final form!!!

Flower Kid
Photoshop wouldn’t stop you from being sensitive, let me mention this,
When they’re listening to your verse, they’re thinking “ah, his bars ain’t even sick”
I’ll nod my head to that, you can’t kill a single track
If you were sent to Habit’s habitat, no one would want you back. (Ayyyy!)

Flowey vs. Flower Kid. Epic All-Star Rap Rallies. Rap Battle!

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The ninth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1 brings you nEon versus JesseBox.

FRB Brawl: Rematch comes back strong with a battle of two artists. Will nEon win nobly, or will Jesse have this win in the... box? Be sure to vote to draw this fued to an end.

Mixed by Serena
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by InsaneBeatz

Lyrics:

nEon:
nE MC returns, I got no time to be discreet now
The Jessesphere isn’t as well-rounded as she seems, wow
It’s too late to leave the bout, so go take a seat, now
Yeah, I’m a beat producer, I’m producing a beatdown!
Soon you’ll be maxed out, I should call that your roles
Bad idea to play a clown, now you’re just a joke
Going back to older messages only to incite fire?
Maybe you should take a rest, even your avatars look tired

Jesse:
I’m not intimidated by a thing you say that shit was lame
New to the game but they all say beating Neon’s a piece of cake
Fuck a diss doc, I know how to go all in
Call me a MusicBox fixate on my bars, bitch! (Check me out)

Throwing off rap battle videos is all you’re good at
I get why they call you Neon your art’s just as hard to look at 
No growth since 2020 so they think you’re a child
While my achievements, renown run laps ‘round you for miles
And I got a lot to say on how shit your interests are 
A fan of war criminals like JFK and AJR
Jo tried to cut you loose had to beg your way in
And now your chances of advancing are like Lizzo; thin.


nEon:
I heard Jesse could cook, but it looks like I was lied to
Haven’t seen you this dramatic since your fight against Psytube
And don’t try to write, like a typo, you’ll make it worse
I wouldn’t be surprised if you apologized after your second verse
Victory’s what you believe, but it seems you’ve been deceived
It’s like you thought you’d receive Mario galaxy 3
Astrology girl didn’t help, now to chemistry, I’m asking ya
Trying to gain a reaction? Bro, compared to me, you’re potassium!
Yeah you voiced Medusa, but I’m the one who rocks the beat
Insulting my humor? You count rude comments as comedy
You got no chance at topping me, feeling Blue in the end
Did I strike a nerve? Lash out and tell me to leave you alone again

Jesse:
We all wish you would, only I have the balls to say it
Your annoying ass butts in every single conversation
Think your quips and battles are funny you’re mistaken at that
nEon you only make us laugh when we make fun of you behind your back!
You failed like animating Simpson honestly
You can’t run your mouth, can’t even lip sync properly
Like your oc ideas, I’ve got nothin left to throw down
Let’s see if this all star can rally any votes now

nEon vs JesseBox. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

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The eleventh match of Round 1 brings you Snakebite126 versus Your Least Favorite Ethan.

Things are heating up in the pennultimate match of Round 1. Will Benjamin walk away from this sans L, or will Ethan be the most favorite champion? Be sure to vote, Round 1 nears its conclusion.

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail by Ethan
Produced by DiamondStyle

Lyrics:

Benjamin Verse 1:
Decided to match you, it’s why the mic sounds off-kilter
Spent 3K on Funko POPs, not one on a pop filter
Without Discord Rap Battles, your name’s worth jack shit
Dressing like the Easter Bunny ‘cause you put your eggs in one basket

This dude got recast in the worst DRB
So how’d you suck too much to play Kirby, my G?
Get some sleep, boy you’re so fatigued even for a Marvel fan
I know you’re hyped to play Spider-Man 2, you Insomniac

Fuck a bad thottie and she scoopa the dick
Better stay inside your shell, Sheldon Koopa the Quick
So lame you’re playing Psytube’s stand-in in FRB Brawl
Like Battle of the Month winners, you entered here by default

Ethan Verse 1:
Yo Psytube you pussied out on the easiest shit
Now Jo’s tryin to send me to go upstage this theatre kid 
So whatever let's get this over with, but it won’t be a hassle 
Cause it's not the first time you’ll ditch a series after one battle

“But Ethan Ethan he's a horseman, you can't win, you're out of it”
I'll take rein- like Halloween, break him down a bit 
Once you were on the top, and then you lost the plot 
And now you kin Holden cause you both saw a falling off

Heh

Got your fans waiting for months now 
Should've made the constipation goblin, your shit never comes out
Calling me unrated, you're scared to submit
Embarrassing, this battle’s kinda like you as Bruno- you pale in comparison

Benjamin Verse 2:
Nice Bruno joke, buddy 👍 it’s more surprising
They somehow gave JustGamer Additional Whiting
In calls you’re quieter than you recording Melvin in that library
Reppin’ A-Nation? Nah, you reppin’ A-Nxiety

Your biggest project’s carried by the video and Em
But like your pics of Mrs. Met, 
Weirdo, Shimario went behind your back 
To add a live action switch you detested
Not shocked you lost DRB’s docs, you’re that shit with direction

And I’m the procrastinator when
You CoC-block your own tourney from results, waiting whole weeks before sharing them
Guess the fact you keep ‘em undeveloped makes some sense
When the last time you made a friend was in DMs with Creepy Pedophile YandereDev

Ethan Verse 2
Not writing lines is a constant in this and your stupid game
Snake’s your username, so how'd you fail at Python 
You type on and on with your crackhead comedy, honestly 
Take notes from your singing performance- you oughta be off the keys 

Quit talking, PLEASE, cause you ain't giving some wisdom
Man, you're 'bout as stable as your living condition
I know ants give you irrational fear
You'd collapse in tears if I asked what the hell happened here

Thought you weren't taking roles, but you're acting tough, just face it 
You can't claim the high ground when you're stuck in Dustin’s basement
There's only one DR B that I'm trusting dude, I'm done with you
You already killed your bit, and I just dropped the other Shoe

Snakebite126 vs YLFEthan. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

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The twelfth and final match of FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1 is finally here, King Mewtwo versus Psytube.

The finale of Round 1 peeks out from within the tall grass. Will King Mewtwo take the crown, or will Psytube have the best rhymes, dude? Vote now to bring this round to a close within 24 hours. Voting closes at 3pm EST Monday December 18th.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by Dansonn

(Psytube has asked me to add a disclaimer: his mic will be better if he advances. There was a complication with his recording setup that will be fixed if he is to make it to next round.)

Lyrics:

King Mewtwo:
You know what they all say, third time’s the charm
And I'll prove it's true today when I roast a duck with bars
My performances leave peeps in awe, they're electric
So against your water flow, my raps will be super effective
Really sure you wanna give diss tracks another try?
An aussie Walk-ed all over you, now you’ll be slain by your own kind
Go on cunt, call my stuff cut and dry
It’s better than making every other word fucking rhyme
“Yo it’s Psytube, my rhymes dude, they hold the crown for most shit
Cropping up every couple months just to post mid
Then dip back to acting like Siskel, but I’m capping
‘Cuz I’m more like daddy NF: corny and trash at rapping”

Psytube:
Did you get the matchup right Jo? What a non foe
I’m the face of FRB and he’s a fuckin John Doe
Christ, this Dragon Ball Z freak’s odour is dour
I’m just Super SUPER Saiyan that you need to take a shower
Get back in your snitching bag bro, you’re fumbling
Did you think this was a voice chat? You’re saying fucking nothing
And you started off with Youtube Poops, and that’s fair
But how come you’re still dropping straight dookie on there?
Calling yourself a king’s a bit delusional
Bitch, you were the next in line to FOOPZ’s throne
This dude’s all lonely ‘til someone pops in like “Hi!
I’m looking for someone to play a posh British guy?”

King Mewtwo:
Watch this kid’s Direct reactions if you want your ears to bleed
The best day of MY life would be him leaving this community 
Can’t match Springtrap when your best role is a monkey
Cuck him out of placing — Halloween 2020.

Psytube:
Please, when you get top 10 it’s your greatest act
When I get top 10, I’m like “take it back”
Now I'm done with this shit, gotta get back to the hoes
So fuck off Rivers Cuomo, your band fucking blows

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