**HEY, LITTLE GUYS!! IT'S MONTGOMERY GATOR VS ROY KOOPA - RAP BATTLE!!**

DISCLAIMER!!! This has been written and recorded since December last year, so there's NOTHING about the Ruin DLC. If you were hoping for a line about Monty in that uhhh.. Hold on lemme think
“You’re so broke and cheap you look like you do in the DLC!!”
there..

**CREDITS**

Luke Reardon as Montgomery Gator
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LukeReardon12

Cole Thompson (DillyDally) as Roy Koopa
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dillydally.1104  

Video edited by Shimario 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShimarioRapBattles

Art by Luke Reardon

Written by Luke Reardon

Beat Produced by Anywaywell

Mixed by Cole Thompson (DillyDally)

Special Thanks to the bhys back at home

**LYRICS**

Monty:
Hey LITTLE GUY (hey!), you think you’re tough? You’re a SMALL FRY! (hey!)
Haven’t seen a kid so weak since a breach in security, you know by the end this KID’LL DIE (hey!)
Your bars probably WRITTEN BY (hey!), a brother with a brain of a BIGGER SIZE (hey!)
No way you’ll dismember this member of the band, remember, 
I’ll pierce through a Koopa with these CLAWS OF MINE          
So what’cha worried for? You’ve been beat before!
I’m SURE that's the reason they leave you outta the COURT
You resort to kart racing, but golf’s my SPORT
So I’ll putt you to Roxy Raceway with my club like FOOOOOORE
That's a hole in one!
Leave a turtle like Bonnie when this rap is done!
I’m Hurricane’s FINEST, my skills are the HIGHEST
Now show me your STYLE KID, I’m quick to go VIOLENT

Roy: 
I’mma show you my style, you plastic crocodile,
Each word will shoot through you just like a missile
Hit you with another lawsuit, Bullet Bills
Send you down to the trash chute, Bully Kills
You’re the lamest villain, and I know you gotta be
How could I be threatened when your name’s Montgomery? 
A golfer with an ego, and the wirings faulty
I’d have harder struggles with a mole named Monty!
You got no legs to stand on, cuz you fell off
The only shady thing about you is the shades you rock
You’re not the star of show, you’re just a Filler Croc
Dude, the paparazzi’d leave you froze in a shock
With an ego so big, it's making me wonder,
Does this mini golf gator got a mini putter?
Damn right I’m a bully, now I’m the croc hunter
Turn you to a purse and make you wish you were kinder

Monty: 
Wow, you gotta bigger mouth than your brother
Thinking you’re something but you’re just like the others
Yeah, you’re in Smash Bros, but you’re not the first Roy,
In every single matchup, you would be the worst choice!
They shoehorned this clown in a CLOWN CAR 
as an alternate costume, cuz your power is ON PAR 
With that of JUNIOR, man, you’re a LOSER
when your daddy thinks a baby’s stronger than YOU ARE
You peaked in 3, when you ruled the sky
But seeing you on the Wii, I can tell you’re dry
Now you’re as big as your mountain, and I mean your size
Your fame’s an illusion, you’re a first boss kinda guy
This Boom Boom didn’t improve,
Hasn’t had a personality since the cartoon
You’ll forever be another enemy in the fleet
Who only takes 3 taps on the head to defeat

Roy: 
DOOOH SHUT UP! I should’ve gone first..
I’m surprised FUNKO never leaked your verse
You’re one to talk, you’re only in one game
Thanks to bugs and your buds, look at what it became!
Freddy ain’t the only one to crash in a performance
Hell, anyone who played crashed from the performance!
No kid’ll choose golf over playing with lasers,
They could be stuck in a maze, or even HAVIN A RACE (EEEERRRRRrrrrrrrr)
…Never mess with a Koopaling!
Each word’s gonna sting like a lock of springs
Dude, even Lemmy got bigger balls than you 
You got crushed by your own when a screw was loose
You look confused, always walking aimlessly
Go unleash your clones, hope they’re not chasing me!
I’m the MAN who’s MANNING the CANNON
who’ll put an END to your story, now my WIN is CANON!

That's it! Hope you enjoyed this battle!

-LewK

Montgomery Gator Vs Roy Koopa -RAP BATTLE-

Thumbnail created by: Nugget
Mixed by: Dani

Gamer:
JustGamer, Just gonna knock out your ass
Today I’m gonna battle the creator of Rap Clash
Now I know this is the first time that we’ve ever had a fight
But I’m still gonna end this battle between the whites
I saw Justin Y vs Among Us, wow dude what a joke 
When you ate all those cookies, I wish you had choked
I beat Jofinity’s ass and even Oofie too 
If you hate gays so much just go and kiss a dude
Your edits are mid, go back to After Effects
And leave Hitfilm to pros that edit the best 
“RNG”? What the fuck does that mean?
I know what you did back in 2019 

RNG:
I HATE ALL OF YOUR RAPS
AND YOU KNOW YOUR RAPPING IS ASS
AND IF WERE BEING SO TRUTHFUL I GET IN WITH THE LADIES
BUT I'M SEEING YOU, FOOL AND THEN I START HATING

Dan:
Fuck you RN, time to show who’s the real G
Haven’t heard a verse this bad since Trump versed Waluigi
Built like a potato, makes sense you kin Nagito
Makes fun of the gays bro, but you ain’t gay tho!
I may be the minority, but Gamer, you’ll find more to see
Your white’s less super, but more superiority
You bore me to sleep, but I ain’t a Dreamer!
Psytube couldn’t handle me, and I guess you couldn’t either!

Wait what the fuck is happening
Oh god wait, something smells… Freshy…

Nugget:
Yo its ItsNugget joining this rap to spit some shit
Against 3 pricks and two of which happen to be homophobic 
And yes RNG, I’m talking about you bitch.
You overwhelm me so much and I’m not even autistic 
Now let’s move onto Dan! Dissing you won’t be hard since 
You have NF as your favorite artist..yuck
Gamer you have a lot to do, you’re wasting your time, bud
You and Dan have a FRB members tierlist? Thats fucked up
None of you are scaring me! I’m the god of rap!
I’ll leave you all like RNG’s MLK battle, scrapped. 
And I’m sorry Gamer for not dissing you more
But I don’t have a good interactions with fuckers named Roy

YES! I JUST WON THE RAP BATTLE ROYA-

Danii:
Nugget, that verse was really good :)
Now I’m firing some shots like it’s your son in the hood
Fuck that junkie piece of shit, don’t know you’re beefing with
And Gamer’s vegan ass should that I’m the best European, bitch
Calvin killing puppies is the only time he kills a dog
We know you’re secretly straight with Sonic the Hedgehog
And Dan, I have nothing for you, so listen to my fast rap

JustGamer vs RNG. FRB Tussle Round 4 1/2.

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/pYRXJb78zv3goBuB7

The fourth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch's first round brings you community veteran Danii versus newcomer Bird.

Hispanic. Avian. Swag. Epic. These are all words that have been used to describe this battle (citation needed). Will Danii steal the win like Big Al (not talkin chemyKing) stole Buzz from Toy Story that one time, or will Bird swoop in and take it for himself? Be sure to vote to let your voice be heard (by one person).

NOTE: Due to extenuating circumstances, Bird has regrettably had to drop out of the competition. Danii will advance to the next round, but please vote earnestly anyway for feedback and statistical purposes.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by insaneBeatz

Lyrics:

Dani:
Bird is going cuckoo if he's gon be on my cock
Worst is that he will lose and end up with his shit rocked
We ain't playin' chicken in this pool, I'll bring the mop
and uhh, fuck your other name, no one cares or says that shit anyway
I'll piss on your grave but I think that it's a friendly thing
'cause I know you don't shower Ms. League of Legends vs Anything
I fight dirty, got no pussy or battles for murking
Your bum ass workin’ at Raising Cane's the only way you'll serve me, bitch

Bird:
Mr. Mario Voice, those pipes best pipe down;
Oh Danii boy! What, too many nights out? 
You’re rizzing up grotesque chumps, it makes sense you’re a misfit
With no business quitting scenes ‘fore a good battle rendered in,
Dan, read ahead, and break away from this whole rap thing,
even this diss located nothing without ethnic casting,
Now flashback, I’m asking if the half-ass got past me…? 

Dani:
But wait, I've heard people say to cast Bird
If Calvin, Rosenthal, Light or Iris somehow ain't available
or Jacob needs his dick sucked by you for you to be traceable
Bellibolt vs. Gritty 'cause I carry this replaceable
Stay down, whore, what you openin' mouths for
'cause that entire verse was really showin' you fit Clowncore
and I thought you southerners would hate our asses if we came
But now the voters are like Jason; ain't you just some VA?


Bird:
Whore? Please, you’re the one asking for money:
Mixing up your commissions makes you more a D. than Luffy, 
cherry-picking your words, as if it's better to go alone
While I carry Jacob's channel, you don’t care for your own, 
And I can tell ya why every song of yours falls flat:
Works at a TV station; knows not a thing about Broad Casts.
The people come to me if they want funny reactions, cuz
clowncore works more than an "after-the-fact" joke status does

Danii vs BirdJormungandr. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/7g88V6jEM5PfhpPk9

Match six of Round 1 brings you Shimario versus Swoldow.

Rainbow Road has two more competitors on the track today. Will Shimario come out on top, or will Swoldow take a dub as big as Don Bongo? Wait... WHAT out on top?! Be sure to vote, the race to reach the finish line begins now.

Mixed by Rayyan
Thumbnail by MasonG
Prod. Marsad Men

Lyrics:

Shimario: 
AYYYYYYYY - Take a guess who is back
Take a guess who’ll be the best of the pack
Gonna beat anyone that steps in my path
So just like this Mimikyu’s neck Imma (neck Imma) snap
 
You just can’t hold a candle
When your gross ass channel is in total shambles
Man you peaked with a fan edit (yikes!)
and your biggest playlist is the one for the bonus battles

So yeah, jokes are the last thing you should try to make
You want proof? How about we rewind the tape
To when your shitpost took so much time to play
It ruined the call for the entire day

And let’s talk Survivor, I don’t even care how you treated your friends like they’re pawns
Nah, how about how you had an FRB just like this one - and it was why you lost (bitch!)

Swoldow: 
Stop the high-pitched screeching I’m swapping it with a proper verse
Can’t tell if it’s your next battle or your balls that’s dropping first
You act like I’m a monster, funny that this juror’s quick to judge
‘Cause you sit, finishing each month, telling FRB kids they suck

You’ve panned one of my edits from years ago?
Your demand for edits is when someone DMs Rabi and then hears a “no”
I’m a fuckin’ Mimikyu and yet you’re still somehow more of a meager clone

Bringing up April Fools for the billionth time
That bits a broken record, getting old and feeble
But I could fill up millions of royales
With the amount of time you take up speaking over people

Take your flows and leave, bro. 
Every time you spit all you’re getting is just negative progress.
Like Minus World but even more of a never ending hot mess.
This match will end just like that battle and you’ll flop, dead.

So let me give some advice ‘fore this tyke tries to cram another hundred words on a page
Wanna bring up my past and not look like an ass? Maybe don’t be someone who yelled slurs in a rage.


Shimario:
Damn, that shit sucked 
I guess your material doc lied
Cause it said that all you were good at was writing
And those are your words, not mine sooo yeah

Say my edits are samey, I got that (yeah)
and I’ve made my mistakes man, I got that (yeah)
You see all of this shit that you can say about me, and I bet that you want that
Cause bitch you got jack

You may wonder how you’ve never once made an impact, but I know how
You were known for your slideshows, but took so many L’s that you’re just known as a sideshow now
 
I won’t say you’re incompetent 
But there’s a reason why I’m thriving and you’re just occasionally popping in
You’ve been here for twice the time that I have
And I got 4 times the accomplishments 

In the community this guy’s plummeted
I’ve already got more subs and likes coming in
Yeah it’s a new age - I’m one of the guys running it
So I’ll start respecting my elders when I’m one of them

You get an idea and you murder it quick
Dilly’s whole series? You’re worsening it
I can see why all of your microphones blow
Once you touch something, you turn it to shit

Swoldow:
Oh please, dude.
You think I wanna fuckin be you?
You couldn’t even be yourself without flopping
You’re rapping like it’s CoC 2.

Make like everything else that you suck at and leave dude
Can’t diss me for shit, it makes sense you dropped reviews
And let's playing? Honestly, nobody’s watching 
This immature fucking monstrosity squeak through

A single second of run time.
Check your own analytics ‘fore you try to affront mine
Couldn’t nail a speedrun time
So it’s clear why nothing that you edit comes out on time

You can keep your achievements and seethe
‘Cause 1-1’s the only grass you’ve ever seen
I got a life outside of this shit
While you got none left, game over, bitch.

Shimario vs Swoldow. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/9wLKRM9F1n5pHzjs8

The seventh match of Round 1 brings you Cri versus Nooby.

There is a lot at stake for this match. This rap battle is truly eye for an eye. Will Cri have the most fire work, or will Nooby get a pass to victory? Be sure to vote to practice your constitutional right.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by YLFEthan
Produced by Epistra

Lyrics:

Nooby:
Let’s get this started, right,
Just like your PC over PVP; it won’t take that long to rock the open mic
I’ll put it out there before this guy goes in to recites his rhymes
Don’t credit me for any ‘fire hazards’ that he might incite 

And that’s saying you’ll “blow”, buddy, just check the flow
From your battles to your body, it's clear the vision doesn’t show
Although, I know the line between the two always gets blurred
So try not to slip up, unlike the time you said the “N-word”

Cri:
Talks how Nether sounds like the N word? You're quite the shit talker
Cause blowing things out of proportion is all you can offer
But you slurred a slur towards Tyler, accidentally called him a fag
And avoid responsibility like you pushing away from your dad

And bro, look at all your series none of them got that far
Ironic Type 2 diabetes but couldn't drop a single bar
So make fun of my vision? Such a creative decision!
Cause given how many projects you kill Mattie described you with precision

Nooby:
Sure pal, whatever fits the occasion
Man. I sure do love spreading around misinformation.
You say I push away from my dad? That part I hardly get
When the relationship with yours could be considered “long distance”

Hop off, when it comes to D Riding, you never quit
Heard you like to hone BB’s with a “C” at the end of it
And hey, I know you said you’d do it when you turn 30
But before these votes come in; maybe kill yourself early.

Cri:
Wish my power out again it made ignoring you easy
I’d tell you to get fucked but you’d stream more porn in a VC
Cause when I throw a dog a bone, I help kids with their shit
But when you throw a dog a bone, you draw her with tits

Cause he’s like “It's just me, I want a battle. Anybody care to write
Cause i love leeching off my friends like I’m some sort of fucking parasite
But if you want me to work myself wait ‘till my next hiatus ends” 
So call me your sister with a bat your ass got beat again

Cri vs Nooby. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Sayaka Maizono (Danganronpa) VS Carlos Ortiz (Detroit: Become Human) - Rap Battles of Whatever

i was definitely planning to upload this for halloween! happy hallows ebe! 👻

haileygolden as Sayaka Maizono 
Spadical as Carlos Ortiz 
garbageGothic as Mia Fey
Writing by Rosenthal
Mixed by Trakked
Beat by Pendo46

Intro (0:00)

Rap Battles of Whatever! Sayaka Maizono VS Carlos Ortiz! Begin!

Sayaka (0:12)

My name is sayaka, but i dont wanna know your name
Look at that, you cant fit your ass through the doorframe
But if you did, (yeah?) you wouldn’t turn the knob (uhuh?)
You couldn’t get your ass offa the floor to get a fucking job (damn)
I’m good at singing, so I’ll share a few notes
Last night i gave your mother 28 stab wounds bro
Y’know, your stank ass corpse was left bleeding here for hours (yuh)
We should switch spots cause you really need a shower (yeugh)
I go hard with the bars im singing (yeah yeah)
With all those bottles, you don’t need bars to drink in
it’s got me thinking bout the bots you’re killing
Its quite ironic that *you’re* not the one living! 

Carlos (0:46)

I didn’t hear a thing you said, didn’t get that
You think your words got me dead? Bro I’m deadass
Baseball star stabbed you, and now I’ll do the same thing
Hey, your blood’s pink and I’m a racist
Your rotting ass blocks the pass to get to the toilet
But diss me for smell? Can’t have a shit in detroit, bitch
Your boyfriend was wrongly blamed, could barely solve your case,
Those digits couldn’t point at Leon when you scrawled his name
It took metal to beat me
Your plan to get out got turned on you, just like the stupid message you’re leaving
Said you believed in him, Makoto’s dumb enough to buy it
He couldn’t notice all of the red flags that were rising

Sayaka (1:20)

Nice try, but I can actually perform on mic, ‘cause like
I’m the one who’s idolised, you’re more the idle type 
You got a robot ‘cause you’re too lazy to do the chores you make him do
But in the end, he made sure that you paid your dues

Carlos (1:32)

Bitch, you’re just a fake, tell it to the kid who’s printing away
A million pages of this fictional babe
To fill up his place, but lemme just say it’s not that big of a waste
‘Cause when I swing I won’t be missing your face

Mia Fey (1:42)

Objection! Taking the stand, it’s Mia Fey!
I won’t let this racist old man make any claims!
The defence is ready against this dead guy,
But your smell is one more thing that's gonna give me a case!
I’ve read the files, and when he gets high off red ice, 
He’s bound to slip if pressed just like Redd White
He won’t need to get a life, I just gotta tell my client
Set aside the weapon knife, he’s already dead to rights

Sayaka Maizono VS Carlos Ortiz - Rap Battles of Whatever

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vO_9oVwxf3kyhPVH7jFSQBXjXvq3fFiohCso93V8V-k/edit
Quizzique as Guzma
SeerofWords as Grace Monroe
JustGamer, Snakebite126 and garbageGothic as Team Skull Grunts
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo and AlchemyKing
Mixing by SIR Rap Battles
Beat arrangement by SIR Rap Battles and MC Fawful
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Beat by Kelly Mac and Aaron John Shapiro
Hint for next time: "So many projects are in the backburner it could be one of three different things idk"

Grace Monroe vs. Guzma

Ping trakked for lyrics sorry 

made by benjamin
Jeff voiced by Jofinity...
Trakked voiced by Rap Cypher....

Thank you Valonide

JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
my name is jeff, you know my attacks are savage 
My status is magnate, no kid I a-trakked the masses
is it any wonder that i’m turning Ashes to ashes
fuck rap cypher, you know my business gets more human traffic

got famous for a battle with the russian sleep experiment
so it’s funny that nobody’s gassing up your other dreary vids
ask trump, the shit i do with oranges is drastic 
but even that’s not as tragic as that mandarin castin 😬

TRAKKED:
yo it’s trakked, best audio onlys in the game, bro
because “i land” disses that’ll surround you with this great flow
ghislaine’s a baddie and im smackin her ribs
leavin’ trakked dead, you kid, cause you’re attracted to kids!

got cri and em as sad satan, so you know im quite used to
battles with layered pedophiles with a short sighted view
hiding in the virgin islands, heh virgin, that’s funnu
Plus
*random horse nuzzles me*
Easy now buddy

JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
don’t call me a pedo cause I’m rich and pet dough
booger eating soundcloud fans are your only kind of net growth
you named your series “rap cypher” yet neither word applies
call you trakk-ED, cause on a beat you fail to rise

you got that chatgpt flow, your fake rhymes are hopeless
another jeff battle with an ai opponent
im so sick on these streets, leave a bitch shook with ease
you’re gonna have to add this one to your big book of “beats”

TRAKKED:
i hear you like clintons so i’ll tailor this diss to match your needs
this battle’s gonna end like mortal kombat - “fatality”
now ive seen fake suicides tear cliques apart
but the difference is, like your shitty guards, we actually missed the “mark”

bitch im cracked, rest assured im spitting facts
i’ll have you pissing yourself, bitch, call me urinary trakked
try to make a play against my diss cards and get discarded
jeffrey epstein didn’t kill himself? about time he started.





This is to make fun of Jeffery I do NOT support him and I never did

The Battle He Didn't Want You To See (Down fall of Rap Cipher)

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/ngQi4T9NmmZfybc49

The ninth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1 brings you nEon versus JesseBox.

FRB Brawl: Rematch comes back strong with a battle of two artists. Will nEon win nobly, or will Jesse have this win in the... box? Be sure to vote to draw this fued to an end.

Mixed by Serena
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by InsaneBeatz

Lyrics:

nEon:
nE MC returns, I got no time to be discreet now
The Jessesphere isn’t as well-rounded as she seems, wow
It’s too late to leave the bout, so go take a seat, now
Yeah, I’m a beat producer, I’m producing a beatdown!
Soon you’ll be maxed out, I should call that your roles
Bad idea to play a clown, now you’re just a joke
Going back to older messages only to incite fire?
Maybe you should take a rest, even your avatars look tired

Jesse:
I’m not intimidated by a thing you say that shit was lame
New to the game but they all say beating Neon’s a piece of cake
Fuck a diss doc, I know how to go all in
Call me a MusicBox fixate on my bars, bitch! (Check me out)

Throwing off rap battle videos is all you’re good at
I get why they call you Neon your art’s just as hard to look at 
No growth since 2020 so they think you’re a child
While my achievements, renown run laps ‘round you for miles
And I got a lot to say on how shit your interests are 
A fan of war criminals like JFK and AJR
Jo tried to cut you loose had to beg your way in
And now your chances of advancing are like Lizzo; thin.


nEon:
I heard Jesse could cook, but it looks like I was lied to
Haven’t seen you this dramatic since your fight against Psytube
And don’t try to write, like a typo, you’ll make it worse
I wouldn’t be surprised if you apologized after your second verse
Victory’s what you believe, but it seems you’ve been deceived
It’s like you thought you’d receive Mario galaxy 3
Astrology girl didn’t help, now to chemistry, I’m asking ya
Trying to gain a reaction? Bro, compared to me, you’re potassium!
Yeah you voiced Medusa, but I’m the one who rocks the beat
Insulting my humor? You count rude comments as comedy
You got no chance at topping me, feeling Blue in the end
Did I strike a nerve? Lash out and tell me to leave you alone again

Jesse:
We all wish you would, only I have the balls to say it
Your annoying ass butts in every single conversation
Think your quips and battles are funny you’re mistaken at that
nEon you only make us laugh when we make fun of you behind your back!
You failed like animating Simpson honestly
You can’t run your mouth, can’t even lip sync properly
Like your oc ideas, I’ve got nothin left to throw down
Let’s see if this all star can rally any votes now

nEon vs JesseBox. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/D6E3G7BH6BDoVnYJ8

FRB Brawl: Rematch's tenth match presents Pixel Chris versus RNG.

IT'S TIME FOR A RAP CLASH! Will RNG have luck on his side, or will Chris get a pixel-perfect victory? Vote now to wrap up this clash.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by YLFEthan
Produced by 2Deep

Lyrics:

RNG: (0:07)
Two years later and were in here for a rematch
Well bitch I hope you've finally learned real rap
Cause stuttering on a beat with your tryhard knock off jokes
Would be unlistenable even if you weren't off flow
God knows I can't stand more crackers in rappin
3 years in FRB will really do you in
I can never escape this kids yakety yappin
So dont stop this battle to fuckin review it
Like bro who the fuck asked for your opinion
Call it your battles, how nobody's listening
A perfect analogy, that must be why like your battles
Your bars don't cause any reaction
And I know you’re real good acting like what i'm saying aint true
Cause every video role that you've ever been in shows no emotion in your face dude
And it’s the truth, without your paychecks every damn thing you drop would be hot ass
But you cant pay Rabi Serena and Dan to fix lil cultures fuckin nutsack

Chris: (0:53)
Hey Calvin, nice attempt, but that verse was a fucking mess
If I filtered out all of the filler, bitch, I would have nothing left
When I’m facing this dopey, dickless, dumbass dude, he trebles
I’ll chop you up into little pieces and call you Fruity Pebbles
If this shit’s FRB Brawl, then you aren’t even at Melee
Fuck battling Julius, this time I brought my A Game
Make way, cause every bar I spit’s a bop
You’re at the bottom of this battle (There’s a random white guy at the top!)
All your lines are just Fast and Furious, Cal-Vin Diesel can’t really say shit
Maybe slow down a tad, read your own bars, and try to make them a little less vacant
I was expecting you to dig deeper for someone who only plays Minecraft as their past time 
Makes sense you geek out over Heartstopper, all you spit are fucking flatlines
Oh shiver me fucking timbers! I am oh so scared!
Of a Thomas the Tank Engine nerd with emo ass hair!
Don’t talk about not getting past round one, you can’t say shit
Cause didn’t your goofy ass lose to a fucking Brit? (BRUH) 


RNG: (1:36)
Man even when we were co owners i know that you didn't like listening 
But telling yourself that I’m saying nothing bro you gotta be KIDDING me
If every line isn't some shitty forced joke or a million swear words will you not get it?
I know that's all that your writings composed of but stop making everything about you for a second
So crack this code you white trash asshole what laugh track ass flow’s you tryna smack down bro
Cause wanting FUNNI reactions trying to get people laughin only works when that shit aint LAUGH, ITS BAD, I KNOW
Learn from the ninja you failed to be and shut it, I’m done being part of your rat pack
You can be the worst part of another project, but I’ve got no more time for this Rap Clash

Chris: 
“oOOoh lOoK at Me i’m SuCH A WITTY & clEVEr lyrICIst”
Pretentious ass braggin’ bout’ Rap Clash? I don’t wanna be hearing shit
And yes I do pay my friends, they get something for their time
Adam wrote your 2 good battles without receiving a single dime
I think that acronym is false, it doesn’t seem to represent him
Cause there is no RNG needed to know he always comes second
Eat shit you fucking Poopyhead, this is a fight you ain’t winning bruh 
So you should take notes from the Ninja and know when to give it up

Pixel Chris vs RNG. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Danii as Skibidi Toilet (he volunteered)
ThatAdorableFox as Hanako
Written by Raisu Battle
Beat by Diamond Style
Mixed by Danii
Special Thanks to Danii and Dilly

Skibidi Toilet (0:13):
It's Skibidi Toilet, on this sick beat to destroy a
little, pitied spirit boy that's struggling to fill the void left
From his anti-social past life, devoid of any enjoyment
So he's only making friends after he forcibly employs them (Yes, Yes!)
Millions of clicks, a cultural plumbing fixture like no other
Only "cutting edge" you know is the knife you stuck in your brother!
Guess it's no surprise with all the tropes this fraud's bearin'
Bathroom phantom grantin' wishes like the Bloody Mary Oddparents!

Hanako (0:38):
I've found the source of our Academy's latest disruptions:
Another TikTok trend only appealing to the dumb kids (Ehhh...)
I'd ask you kindly not to get so bent out of shape,
but I see that's a lost cause, from just one glance at your face
I offer guidance to those wanting popularity
You guide your audience to awful adult parodies
Tryna fire shots, but your squad won't unload enough
when your show just coasts from copying off SiivaGunner's homework once
The bathroom is my Boundary, so I think that I can handle
Excremental commandos panicked by one push of a handle
I dismantle those that threaten order, and today sure seems odd
with so many babies now playing Half-Life and GMod

Skibidi Toilet (1:17):
You're thievin' Demon Slayer and still give our animation crap?
My neck's stretchin' miles, and I still can't find who fuckin' asked!
And don't be talkin' shit about what drops me down the drain
when your greatest weakness is the fucking Toxic Gossip Train! (What?!)
Nene's in danger on your watch, no matter how ya frame it
Let her eat the mermaid scale like, "This edible ain't shit!"
Promised her protection, but the reason she needs savin'
is 'cause you stay lazy when she's caught in liminal spaces!
Face of a rebellion, I'm not afraid to spit the truth: (Huh?)
Your drip is giving "Urban Legend for the Hitler Youth!" (Bruh!)
But what did I expect from the quiet and bullied kid in class?
Funny how in the end, even this schoolboy's soul didn't pass!

Hanako (1:56):
Your strategy's perplexing, even to the Seven Wonders:
Why would you bring sucky raps when living under threat of plungers?
All your "dum dum dum"s and Fortnite dances had you scoring bucks quick,
then your crossovers bombed, can't even do Annoying Orange justice!
Turned to Valve for assets, now I'm shutting you off
Looks like you glitched through your disguise, so I'll be Hunting this Prop
Because one cut does the job when I'm dispatching anomalies
From bowl to rim, I've shattered this Pacific Rim wannabe


YouTube version: In the works! Hoping to have it done within the first quarter of 2024.

Pixel Chris vs RNG. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

FRB Brawl: Rematch

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