Thumbnail created by: Nugget
Mixed by: Dani

Gamer:
JustGamer, Just gonna knock out your ass
Today I’m gonna battle the creator of Rap Clash
Now I know this is the first time that we’ve ever had a fight
But I’m still gonna end this battle between the whites
I saw Justin Y vs Among Us, wow dude what a joke 
When you ate all those cookies, I wish you had choked
I beat Jofinity’s ass and even Oofie too 
If you hate gays so much just go and kiss a dude
Your edits are mid, go back to After Effects
And leave Hitfilm to pros that edit the best 
“RNG”? What the fuck does that mean?
I know what you did back in 2019 

RNG:
I HATE ALL OF YOUR RAPS
AND YOU KNOW YOUR RAPPING IS ASS
AND IF WERE BEING SO TRUTHFUL I GET IN WITH THE LADIES
BUT I'M SEEING YOU, FOOL AND THEN I START HATING

Dan:
Fuck you RN, time to show who’s the real G
Haven’t heard a verse this bad since Trump versed Waluigi
Built like a potato, makes sense you kin Nagito
Makes fun of the gays bro, but you ain’t gay tho!
I may be the minority, but Gamer, you’ll find more to see
Your white’s less super, but more superiority
You bore me to sleep, but I ain’t a Dreamer!
Psytube couldn’t handle me, and I guess you couldn’t either!

Wait what the fuck is happening
Oh god wait, something smells… Freshy…

Nugget:
Yo its ItsNugget joining this rap to spit some shit
Against 3 pricks and two of which happen to be homophobic 
And yes RNG, I’m talking about you bitch.
You overwhelm me so much and I’m not even autistic 
Now let’s move onto Dan! Dissing you won’t be hard since 
You have NF as your favorite artist..yuck
Gamer you have a lot to do, you’re wasting your time, bud
You and Dan have a FRB members tierlist? Thats fucked up
None of you are scaring me! I’m the god of rap!
I’ll leave you all like RNG’s MLK battle, scrapped. 
And I’m sorry Gamer for not dissing you more
But I don’t have a good interactions with fuckers named Roy

YES! I JUST WON THE RAP BATTLE ROYA-

Danii:
Nugget, that verse was really good :)
Now I’m firing some shots like it’s your son in the hood
Fuck that junkie piece of shit, don’t know you’re beefing with
And Gamer’s vegan ass should that I’m the best European, bitch
Calvin killing puppies is the only time he kills a dog
We know you’re secretly straight with Sonic the Hedgehog
And Dan, I have nothing for you, so listen to my fast rap

JustGamer vs RNG. FRB Tussle Round 4 1/2.

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/7g88V6jEM5PfhpPk9

Match six of Round 1 brings you Shimario versus Swoldow.

Rainbow Road has two more competitors on the track today. Will Shimario come out on top, or will Swoldow take a dub as big as Don Bongo? Wait... WHAT out on top?! Be sure to vote, the race to reach the finish line begins now.

Mixed by Rayyan
Thumbnail by MasonG
Prod. Marsad Men

Lyrics:

Shimario: 
AYYYYYYYY - Take a guess who is back
Take a guess who’ll be the best of the pack
Gonna beat anyone that steps in my path
So just like this Mimikyu’s neck Imma (neck Imma) snap
 
You just can’t hold a candle
When your gross ass channel is in total shambles
Man you peaked with a fan edit (yikes!)
and your biggest playlist is the one for the bonus battles

So yeah, jokes are the last thing you should try to make
You want proof? How about we rewind the tape
To when your shitpost took so much time to play
It ruined the call for the entire day

And let’s talk Survivor, I don’t even care how you treated your friends like they’re pawns
Nah, how about how you had an FRB just like this one - and it was why you lost (bitch!)

Swoldow: 
Stop the high-pitched screeching I’m swapping it with a proper verse
Can’t tell if it’s your next battle or your balls that’s dropping first
You act like I’m a monster, funny that this juror’s quick to judge
‘Cause you sit, finishing each month, telling FRB kids they suck

You’ve panned one of my edits from years ago?
Your demand for edits is when someone DMs Rabi and then hears a “no”
I’m a fuckin’ Mimikyu and yet you’re still somehow more of a meager clone

Bringing up April Fools for the billionth time
That bits a broken record, getting old and feeble
But I could fill up millions of royales
With the amount of time you take up speaking over people

Take your flows and leave, bro. 
Every time you spit all you’re getting is just negative progress.
Like Minus World but even more of a never ending hot mess.
This match will end just like that battle and you’ll flop, dead.

So let me give some advice ‘fore this tyke tries to cram another hundred words on a page
Wanna bring up my past and not look like an ass? Maybe don’t be someone who yelled slurs in a rage.


Shimario:
Damn, that shit sucked 
I guess your material doc lied
Cause it said that all you were good at was writing
And those are your words, not mine sooo yeah

Say my edits are samey, I got that (yeah)
and I’ve made my mistakes man, I got that (yeah)
You see all of this shit that you can say about me, and I bet that you want that
Cause bitch you got jack

You may wonder how you’ve never once made an impact, but I know how
You were known for your slideshows, but took so many L’s that you’re just known as a sideshow now
 
I won’t say you’re incompetent 
But there’s a reason why I’m thriving and you’re just occasionally popping in
You’ve been here for twice the time that I have
And I got 4 times the accomplishments 

In the community this guy’s plummeted
I’ve already got more subs and likes coming in
Yeah it’s a new age - I’m one of the guys running it
So I’ll start respecting my elders when I’m one of them

You get an idea and you murder it quick
Dilly’s whole series? You’re worsening it
I can see why all of your microphones blow
Once you touch something, you turn it to shit

Swoldow:
Oh please, dude.
You think I wanna fuckin be you?
You couldn’t even be yourself without flopping
You’re rapping like it’s CoC 2.

Make like everything else that you suck at and leave dude
Can’t diss me for shit, it makes sense you dropped reviews
And let's playing? Honestly, nobody’s watching 
This immature fucking monstrosity squeak through

A single second of run time.
Check your own analytics ‘fore you try to affront mine
Couldn’t nail a speedrun time
So it’s clear why nothing that you edit comes out on time

You can keep your achievements and seethe
‘Cause 1-1’s the only grass you’ve ever seen
I got a life outside of this shit
While you got none left, game over, bitch.

Shimario vs Swoldow. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/9wLKRM9F1n5pHzjs8

The seventh match of Round 1 brings you Cri versus Nooby.

There is a lot at stake for this match. This rap battle is truly eye for an eye. Will Cri have the most fire work, or will Nooby get a pass to victory? Be sure to vote to practice your constitutional right.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by YLFEthan
Produced by Epistra

Lyrics:

Nooby:
Let’s get this started, right,
Just like your PC over PVP; it won’t take that long to rock the open mic
I’ll put it out there before this guy goes in to recites his rhymes
Don’t credit me for any ‘fire hazards’ that he might incite 

And that’s saying you’ll “blow”, buddy, just check the flow
From your battles to your body, it's clear the vision doesn’t show
Although, I know the line between the two always gets blurred
So try not to slip up, unlike the time you said the “N-word”

Cri:
Talks how Nether sounds like the N word? You're quite the shit talker
Cause blowing things out of proportion is all you can offer
But you slurred a slur towards Tyler, accidentally called him a fag
And avoid responsibility like you pushing away from your dad

And bro, look at all your series none of them got that far
Ironic Type 2 diabetes but couldn't drop a single bar
So make fun of my vision? Such a creative decision!
Cause given how many projects you kill Mattie described you with precision

Nooby:
Sure pal, whatever fits the occasion
Man. I sure do love spreading around misinformation.
You say I push away from my dad? That part I hardly get
When the relationship with yours could be considered “long distance”

Hop off, when it comes to D Riding, you never quit
Heard you like to hone BB’s with a “C” at the end of it
And hey, I know you said you’d do it when you turn 30
But before these votes come in; maybe kill yourself early.

Cri:
Wish my power out again it made ignoring you easy
I’d tell you to get fucked but you’d stream more porn in a VC
Cause when I throw a dog a bone, I help kids with their shit
But when you throw a dog a bone, you draw her with tits

Cause he’s like “It's just me, I want a battle. Anybody care to write
Cause i love leeching off my friends like I’m some sort of fucking parasite
But if you want me to work myself wait ‘till my next hiatus ends” 
So call me your sister with a bat your ass got beat again

Cri vs Nooby. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Sayaka Maizono (Danganronpa) VS Carlos Ortiz (Detroit: Become Human) - Rap Battles of Whatever

i was definitely planning to upload this for halloween! happy hallows ebe! 👻

haileygolden as Sayaka Maizono 
Spadical as Carlos Ortiz 
garbageGothic as Mia Fey
Writing by Rosenthal
Mixed by Trakked
Beat by Pendo46

Intro (0:00)

Rap Battles of Whatever! Sayaka Maizono VS Carlos Ortiz! Begin!

Sayaka (0:12)

My name is sayaka, but i dont wanna know your name
Look at that, you cant fit your ass through the doorframe
But if you did, (yeah?) you wouldn’t turn the knob (uhuh?)
You couldn’t get your ass offa the floor to get a fucking job (damn)
I’m good at singing, so I’ll share a few notes
Last night i gave your mother 28 stab wounds bro
Y’know, your stank ass corpse was left bleeding here for hours (yuh)
We should switch spots cause you really need a shower (yeugh)
I go hard with the bars im singing (yeah yeah)
With all those bottles, you don’t need bars to drink in
it’s got me thinking bout the bots you’re killing
Its quite ironic that *you’re* not the one living! 

Carlos (0:46)

I didn’t hear a thing you said, didn’t get that
You think your words got me dead? Bro I’m deadass
Baseball star stabbed you, and now I’ll do the same thing
Hey, your blood’s pink and I’m a racist
Your rotting ass blocks the pass to get to the toilet
But diss me for smell? Can’t have a shit in detroit, bitch
Your boyfriend was wrongly blamed, could barely solve your case,
Those digits couldn’t point at Leon when you scrawled his name
It took metal to beat me
Your plan to get out got turned on you, just like the stupid message you’re leaving
Said you believed in him, Makoto’s dumb enough to buy it
He couldn’t notice all of the red flags that were rising

Sayaka (1:20)

Nice try, but I can actually perform on mic, ‘cause like
I’m the one who’s idolised, you’re more the idle type 
You got a robot ‘cause you’re too lazy to do the chores you make him do
But in the end, he made sure that you paid your dues

Carlos (1:32)

Bitch, you’re just a fake, tell it to the kid who’s printing away
A million pages of this fictional babe
To fill up his place, but lemme just say it’s not that big of a waste
‘Cause when I swing I won’t be missing your face

Mia Fey (1:42)

Objection! Taking the stand, it’s Mia Fey!
I won’t let this racist old man make any claims!
The defence is ready against this dead guy,
But your smell is one more thing that's gonna give me a case!
I’ve read the files, and when he gets high off red ice, 
He’s bound to slip if pressed just like Redd White
He won’t need to get a life, I just gotta tell my client
Set aside the weapon knife, he’s already dead to rights

Sayaka Maizono VS Carlos Ortiz - Rap Battles of Whatever

Ping trakked for lyrics sorry 

made by benjamin
Jeff voiced by Jofinity...
Trakked voiced by Rap Cypher....

Thank you Valonide

JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
my name is jeff, you know my attacks are savage 
My status is magnate, no kid I a-trakked the masses
is it any wonder that i’m turning Ashes to ashes
fuck rap cypher, you know my business gets more human traffic

got famous for a battle with the russian sleep experiment
so it’s funny that nobody’s gassing up your other dreary vids
ask trump, the shit i do with oranges is drastic 
but even that’s not as tragic as that mandarin castin 😬

TRAKKED:
yo it’s trakked, best audio onlys in the game, bro
because “i land” disses that’ll surround you with this great flow
ghislaine’s a baddie and im smackin her ribs
leavin’ trakked dead, you kid, cause you’re attracted to kids!

got cri and em as sad satan, so you know im quite used to
battles with layered pedophiles with a short sighted view
hiding in the virgin islands, heh virgin, that’s funnu
Plus
*random horse nuzzles me*
Easy now buddy

JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
don’t call me a pedo cause I’m rich and pet dough
booger eating soundcloud fans are your only kind of net growth
you named your series “rap cypher” yet neither word applies
call you trakk-ED, cause on a beat you fail to rise

you got that chatgpt flow, your fake rhymes are hopeless
another jeff battle with an ai opponent
im so sick on these streets, leave a bitch shook with ease
you’re gonna have to add this one to your big book of “beats”

TRAKKED:
i hear you like clintons so i’ll tailor this diss to match your needs
this battle’s gonna end like mortal kombat - “fatality”
now ive seen fake suicides tear cliques apart
but the difference is, like your shitty guards, we actually missed the “mark”

bitch im cracked, rest assured im spitting facts
i’ll have you pissing yourself, bitch, call me urinary trakked
try to make a play against my diss cards and get discarded
jeffrey epstein didn’t kill himself? about time he started.





This is to make fun of Jeffery I do NOT support him and I never did

The Battle He Didn't Want You To See (Down fall of Rap Cipher)

Dr Robotnik vs King Harkinian - Rap Assault Bonus!

Dr Robotnik: Stofferex
King Harkinian: Cri
Sonic (quick cameo): Also Cri

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta
Produced by: Anywaywell & TristanOnTheTrack
Mixed by: CreeperPasta


Dr Robotnik:

If that stubborn little rapper won't write me a rap battle, I'll write my own rap battle!
(Beat starts as he laughs)

I've come to make an announcement: Dr Ivo Robotnik
Will take over Hyrule because all of you are moronic
All your games, old man? I hate them way more Sonic
No wonder those idiotic shitposts is where you became so iconic
You octorock brain baboon, lame cartoon with gameplay so rusty
Face the faces of evil with your faces so disgusting 
I'm a Mean Diss Machine, I.M. Meen has better looks
And it looks like you need a better plan than throwing me a book
While you wonder what's for dinner, I'll be scheming like a sinner
The demise of this beginner. I'm the undisputed winner
You youtube nincompoop, I'll leave your kingdom in commotion
As you scrub the floors of the town. Consider this your promotion.

King Harkinian: 
Enough! Quit wasting my time with your toys, Dr Willy
It is written that rodents leave you beaten, crying and whining 
If that's the case, I won't need to bring with me the triforce
I have the courage to bring the rhymes true warriors strive for
Mean Bean Machine? You're just a raging obscene 
Self centered obese. Get your ass off my screen.
Your cartoon. That I've seen, and it's such a disgrace 
Like your rhymes, all those inventions end up blowing in your face.
Snooping as many Looney Tunes as possible, I see
You're no Coyote. You're a lesser Yosemite Sam to put it nicely 
If Ganon couldn't dethrone me, what makes you think you would?
We both know you peaked at high-school.

Sonic: And that's no good!

Rap Off BONUS! Dr Robotnik vs King Harkinian (AOSTH vs Zelda CDI) 100 Hours Challenge!

Dramatic detectives duke it out daringly. Welcome to Quizzical Quarrels #10!

garbageGothic as Twyla Sophio

Alex M. as Connor-RK800
Luke Reardon as Hank Anderson

Written by Quizzique
Additional writing by Alchemyking

Mixed and Mastered by Korekitten
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz
Arrangement by Quizzique

Art by Mega
Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special thanks to the Maryheads, Fightmarker, Tommy Salommy and RaccoonBroVA

LYRICS:

Connor:
Hello, I am Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife
I just received a case containing details on Twyla’s strife
Last name, Sophio, a self-proclaimed detective?
Well, I’m here to prove that all your tactics are defective

The facts that you acquired from your break-ins are brainier
Thanks to your friend that acted on behalf and in vain of your
Deceit, then you bashed the liar that was the pathospire’s
Head in, dashed into a path of pyromania

Hank and I are rocking in the car to the scene
While you tricked Mary to be part of your team
Just so Blackwood could join in your Parliament schemes
Wow, and I thought I was the heartless machine

I’m government funded for taking down the terrorists
Your vigilante acts left Mary aching for a therapist
Blew up at the graveyard, left her sadness entombed
Until Tetra left you in an alley with some stab wounds

Twyla:
…Are you done running your mouth?
You thought you ran the table? Well, I’m burning the house
Your partner’s life has gone down since he was downing Jack Daniels
But you? Ha, you blew it off the top, like Daniel

Such a disappointment, you’re missing the point
Cole’s appointment flatlined cus his doc was hitting a joint
And you kept getting decommissioned, can’t have shit in Detroit
Both your deaths left Hank hanging at the flip of a coin

Two-Faced scumbag, don’t attempt to comeback
Or you’ll end up like Reginald, your head a blood splat
Who the hell in Congress sent a Connor at this con artist?
A murder’s occurred, now it’s Blue Blood at the cop harvest

Jackass really thought it’d be the heartless hero?
Bitch, you got softer than Sumo, flipped like RK-0
Abided by your coding, tried your best to be obedient
But in all your best endings, you don’t catch a single deviant

Connor:
…Hm.. You think you spat fire?
Makes sense Crowven had to die, he knew you were a bad liar
(Gah! Fuckin pigeons!) Lieutenant, she’s an owl based on the way she’d
Turn on her one friend the minute she’s no use: a full 180

Yes, I hunted bots that were defective, estranged
But then I fought so the state would recognize that they had sentient brains
While you sent all your men to their graves, led them astray
Drowned out their pleas even ‘fore Crowven had them left in a lake

So let’s raise the heat up higher than your eyebrows
Try and take the shot if you think you’ve got the high ground
Anta tried her best to redeem you, but you’ve no heart to save
Now the only thing that marks your legacy’s an unmarked grave

Twyla:
There you go again, your rambling’s unbearable
Honestly, I think I would rather be trapped in Jericho
You’re terrible at your mission, thinking that you’ll start anew
And yet the rebellion leader sure left its Mark on you

Listen up asshole, don’t fuck with the crime scene
Think you’re so smart, yet you don’t know basic hygiene
You’re bland and you’re tasteless, I’m a master of my tactics
And I’m known to crush Vanilla bastards with a bat, bitch

You’ll never be a person, you don’t know what a man does
Shitty cop, the only orders you took were Amanda’s
Humanity’s last hope fell to a cause it further aided
So I deem both Connor and its mission terminated

Twyla Sophio vs Connor-RK800 | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #9 (ft. garbageGothic, Alex M. and Luke Reardon)

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/ngQi4T9NmmZfybc49

The ninth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1 brings you nEon versus JesseBox.

FRB Brawl: Rematch comes back strong with a battle of two artists. Will nEon win nobly, or will Jesse have this win in the... box? Be sure to vote to draw this fued to an end.

Mixed by Serena
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by InsaneBeatz

Lyrics:

nEon:
nE MC returns, I got no time to be discreet now
The Jessesphere isn’t as well-rounded as she seems, wow
It’s too late to leave the bout, so go take a seat, now
Yeah, I’m a beat producer, I’m producing a beatdown!
Soon you’ll be maxed out, I should call that your roles
Bad idea to play a clown, now you’re just a joke
Going back to older messages only to incite fire?
Maybe you should take a rest, even your avatars look tired

Jesse:
I’m not intimidated by a thing you say that shit was lame
New to the game but they all say beating Neon’s a piece of cake
Fuck a diss doc, I know how to go all in
Call me a MusicBox fixate on my bars, bitch! (Check me out)

Throwing off rap battle videos is all you’re good at
I get why they call you Neon your art’s just as hard to look at 
No growth since 2020 so they think you’re a child
While my achievements, renown run laps ‘round you for miles
And I got a lot to say on how shit your interests are 
A fan of war criminals like JFK and AJR
Jo tried to cut you loose had to beg your way in
And now your chances of advancing are like Lizzo; thin.


nEon:
I heard Jesse could cook, but it looks like I was lied to
Haven’t seen you this dramatic since your fight against Psytube
And don’t try to write, like a typo, you’ll make it worse
I wouldn’t be surprised if you apologized after your second verse
Victory’s what you believe, but it seems you’ve been deceived
It’s like you thought you’d receive Mario galaxy 3
Astrology girl didn’t help, now to chemistry, I’m asking ya
Trying to gain a reaction? Bro, compared to me, you’re potassium!
Yeah you voiced Medusa, but I’m the one who rocks the beat
Insulting my humor? You count rude comments as comedy
You got no chance at topping me, feeling Blue in the end
Did I strike a nerve? Lash out and tell me to leave you alone again

Jesse:
We all wish you would, only I have the balls to say it
Your annoying ass butts in every single conversation
Think your quips and battles are funny you’re mistaken at that
nEon you only make us laugh when we make fun of you behind your back!
You failed like animating Simpson honestly
You can’t run your mouth, can’t even lip sync properly
Like your oc ideas, I’ve got nothin left to throw down
Let’s see if this all star can rally any votes now

nEon vs JesseBox. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/c5NsGzgakhrcqCxm6

The eleventh match of Round 1 brings you Snakebite126 versus Your Least Favorite Ethan.

Things are heating up in the pennultimate match of Round 1. Will Benjamin walk away from this sans L, or will Ethan be the most favorite champion? Be sure to vote, Round 1 nears its conclusion.

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail by Ethan
Produced by DiamondStyle

Lyrics:

Benjamin Verse 1:
Decided to match you, it’s why the mic sounds off-kilter
Spent 3K on Funko POPs, not one on a pop filter
Without Discord Rap Battles, your name’s worth jack shit
Dressing like the Easter Bunny ‘cause you put your eggs in one basket

This dude got recast in the worst DRB
So how’d you suck too much to play Kirby, my G?
Get some sleep, boy you’re so fatigued even for a Marvel fan
I know you’re hyped to play Spider-Man 2, you Insomniac

Fuck a bad thottie and she scoopa the dick
Better stay inside your shell, Sheldon Koopa the Quick
So lame you’re playing Psytube’s stand-in in FRB Brawl
Like Battle of the Month winners, you entered here by default

Ethan Verse 1:
Yo Psytube you pussied out on the easiest shit
Now Jo’s tryin to send me to go upstage this theatre kid 
So whatever let's get this over with, but it won’t be a hassle 
Cause it's not the first time you’ll ditch a series after one battle

“But Ethan Ethan he's a horseman, you can't win, you're out of it”
I'll take rein- like Halloween, break him down a bit 
Once you were on the top, and then you lost the plot 
And now you kin Holden cause you both saw a falling off

Heh

Got your fans waiting for months now 
Should've made the constipation goblin, your shit never comes out
Calling me unrated, you're scared to submit
Embarrassing, this battle’s kinda like you as Bruno- you pale in comparison

Benjamin Verse 2:
Nice Bruno joke, buddy 👍 it’s more surprising
They somehow gave JustGamer Additional Whiting
In calls you’re quieter than you recording Melvin in that library
Reppin’ A-Nation? Nah, you reppin’ A-Nxiety

Your biggest project’s carried by the video and Em
But like your pics of Mrs. Met, 
Weirdo, Shimario went behind your back 
To add a live action switch you detested
Not shocked you lost DRB’s docs, you’re that shit with direction

And I’m the procrastinator when
You CoC-block your own tourney from results, waiting whole weeks before sharing them
Guess the fact you keep ‘em undeveloped makes some sense
When the last time you made a friend was in DMs with Creepy Pedophile YandereDev

Ethan Verse 2
Not writing lines is a constant in this and your stupid game
Snake’s your username, so how'd you fail at Python 
You type on and on with your crackhead comedy, honestly 
Take notes from your singing performance- you oughta be off the keys 

Quit talking, PLEASE, cause you ain't giving some wisdom
Man, you're 'bout as stable as your living condition
I know ants give you irrational fear
You'd collapse in tears if I asked what the hell happened here

Thought you weren't taking roles, but you're acting tough, just face it 
You can't claim the high ground when you're stuck in Dustin’s basement
There's only one DR B that I'm trusting dude, I'm done with you
You already killed your bit, and I just dropped the other Shoe

Snakebite126 vs YLFEthan. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Danii as Skibidi Toilet (he volunteered)
ThatAdorableFox as Hanako
Written by Raisu Battle
Beat by Diamond Style
Mixed by Danii
Special Thanks to Danii and Dilly

Skibidi Toilet (0:13):
It's Skibidi Toilet, on this sick beat to destroy a
little, pitied spirit boy that's struggling to fill the void left
From his anti-social past life, devoid of any enjoyment
So he's only making friends after he forcibly employs them (Yes, Yes!)
Millions of clicks, a cultural plumbing fixture like no other
Only "cutting edge" you know is the knife you stuck in your brother!
Guess it's no surprise with all the tropes this fraud's bearin'
Bathroom phantom grantin' wishes like the Bloody Mary Oddparents!

Hanako (0:38):
I've found the source of our Academy's latest disruptions:
Another TikTok trend only appealing to the dumb kids (Ehhh...)
I'd ask you kindly not to get so bent out of shape,
but I see that's a lost cause, from just one glance at your face
I offer guidance to those wanting popularity
You guide your audience to awful adult parodies
Tryna fire shots, but your squad won't unload enough
when your show just coasts from copying off SiivaGunner's homework once
The bathroom is my Boundary, so I think that I can handle
Excremental commandos panicked by one push of a handle
I dismantle those that threaten order, and today sure seems odd
with so many babies now playing Half-Life and GMod

Skibidi Toilet (1:17):
You're thievin' Demon Slayer and still give our animation crap?
My neck's stretchin' miles, and I still can't find who fuckin' asked!
And don't be talkin' shit about what drops me down the drain
when your greatest weakness is the fucking Toxic Gossip Train! (What?!)
Nene's in danger on your watch, no matter how ya frame it
Let her eat the mermaid scale like, "This edible ain't shit!"
Promised her protection, but the reason she needs savin'
is 'cause you stay lazy when she's caught in liminal spaces!
Face of a rebellion, I'm not afraid to spit the truth: (Huh?)
Your drip is giving "Urban Legend for the Hitler Youth!" (Bruh!)
But what did I expect from the quiet and bullied kid in class?
Funny how in the end, even this schoolboy's soul didn't pass!

Hanako (1:56):
Your strategy's perplexing, even to the Seven Wonders:
Why would you bring sucky raps when living under threat of plungers?
All your "dum dum dum"s and Fortnite dances had you scoring bucks quick,
then your crossovers bombed, can't even do Annoying Orange justice!
Turned to Valve for assets, now I'm shutting you off
Looks like you glitched through your disguise, so I'll be Hunting this Prop
Because one cut does the job when I'm dispatching anomalies
From bowl to rim, I've shattered this Pacific Rim wannabe


YouTube version: In the works! Hoping to have it done within the first quarter of 2024.