Simply Yuki as Tressa
JesseBox as Anna
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Additional writing help by JK03
Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat: Vefam by Kustom
Thumbnail by JK03

Tressa (0:10):
Business is open! Now who’s my opponent? A sellout was chosen to rival my shop?
The mascot of FE couldn’t join the Smash roster, no wonder nobody is taking your stocks!
Stacking up the gold like I be piling up the bodies
Fighting bosses with my buddies while you’re just another copy
Of your siblings, don’t miss hits, I spit sick like Alfyn did
Sitting in ships, you’re just shipped with a Robin, bitch
Travelled through Osterra and I met a lot of terrible people, but they really cannot ever compare
To this beggar who endeavours to sell better with her games, but finding half her series on a shelf is rare! (Ohhhh!)
My company defined the genre that you’re placed in 
The fruits of our labour? You ate, bit!
Facing my Tradewinds, your luck can’t evade it
Left Jake for the main lord, and greatly betrayed him (Ayy! x8)
 
Anna (0:48):
Be careful, love! I drop more than prices in a fight
If I can tip the scales, then surely I can turn the Ripple-tides
All your life you were sheltered, stuck to filling up the shelves
Guess your parents never taught you how to spit a rhyme as well (Ayy!)
The biggest bargain you could make is your own life
Barging in on bandits not knowing a thing on how to fight
I bet you can't even afford some common cents with that gem
So dependent, you should call up Ali to save your ass again (Yeah!)
When the stakes are raised, I profit off it! (Uh!)
You're prone to make mistakes, and often plummet! 
I'm known for leading hordes of fabled monarchs into war
You could only rally ruffians to carry out your chores! (Ohhh!)

Tressa (1:17):
For someone who likes gold, you surely aren't the brightest 
Claim to be successful as a seller? I don’t buy it!
‘Cause you’re just coming up short like your army’s fragile budget
You keep pining for another dime; make like a price and cut it! 
No change could spare your awful remakes on DS
Your games speak for themselves: Fire Emblem is BS
Just another Anna in a sea of greedy merchant goons
It’s a shame really, not even your child could remember you!

Anna (1:36): 
Jacking classic RPG styles, dear? Don't try it!
But I should be used to dueling with a pirate
Tyrants, I can fight ‘em, and you’re not any different 
When it comes to littering a game with add-ons, you're insistent! 
Money ain’t your Default option pilfering from baddies, see
‘Cause stealing from Bravely was your main gameplay strategy!
Our Decisive Battle ends here, so close up shop, honey
Take notes from Graham, should’ve known to never Cross me! (Cha-ching!)

Tressa Colzione vs. Anna (Fire Emblem). SIR Rap Battles Sidequests (ft. Simply Yuki & JesseBoxVO)

Henry Emily vs Henry Stein- Rap Battles!

El Silbón (Folklore) VS Death (Puss In Boots)

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: inphase

El Silbón

Ah, another lost soul travelling with a deathwish?
I hate dogs, that’s why I go after bitches.
I tower over you, call you petite perrito.
But, you’re such a copycat, you even stole my whistle.

Killed my father, now I’m cursed to roam the Llanos.
You tried to kill a puss, but we all know how that goes.
Mierda, can’t snare a scaredy cat, just spared I hear?
The stick in my hand ain’t for fetch, it’s to beat in-

Death

Fear… yes, I do love the smell of it.
Drenched with blood and alcohol, no need for disinfectant.
‘Cause I put the sick in sickle, while you’re getting old.
So skinny and sickly, we should call you El Sil-bone.

Maybe that’s why dogs find you tasty.
Carrying a stick and bag, but don’t run away, see
You’ve seen abuelo’s pets, but here’s the alpha of the pack.
You can run from me, señor, but you can’t run a track.

El Silbón

Hijo de puta, seems like you’re still alive.
I thought you’d be gone, considering your screen time.
In your movie, you’re a third of the villains.
They built me a statue just to capture my image.

And the cheaters and womanisers that we all live with?
I kill with righteousness, saving all the victims.
I hate drunkards and such, but mostly this bastard.
You won’t get a last wish, but you’ll get some last words.

Death

Ah, finally. This should be fun.
You’ve ruined the rap, which means the battle has begun.
Such a coward, you alone couldn’t get deer meat.
Is your hair standing up or are you just happy to see me?

I may live in a world full of animals,
But I’m not barbaric enough to be a cannibal.
You should count down behind that door, ‘cause before I leave,
I blow the whistle out, and I don’t mean metaphorically.

El Silbón VS Death - Rap Battle

Dune Vs. Northman

Bitch, I’m a hamster
I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir ‘cause I’m a hamster

I’m a hamster, yeah I’m teeny (yeah I’m teeny)
Not an elephant, dumbass, Cricetidae (what is that)
That’s my family (oh) there’s 19 species (species)
Which one would you want to keep? Uh, that’d be me
Ooh! Everyone can agree that I’m adorable
If you do not agree, then you are horrible
I just think you might be a little jealous, for real
I keep the world spinning when I run on my wheel
Uh, gimme a tube to drink my water out of
Uh, gimme a room that I can run around in
And by a room, I mean a cage, please!
But don’t contain these thoughts or I’ll go crazy!
I got 3 years to live, so I’mma make these days count
I’ll be chewing on wood and taking shits on the ground of my cage (ewww)
What? Did you expect me to know
How to handle a toilet? Well no, you fucking hoe
Packing so many bars inside these cheek pouches
Cooking these suckas up until they ham and cheese mouses
If you’re scared of hamsters, put on your Pampers
If you hate on hamsters, I hope you die of cancer

Bitch, I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir
‘Cause I’m a motherfucking hamster
I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir ‘cause I’m a hamster

i made the beat
zagranis made the mix
ultimate145, metalfireva, gamingplush64, chao, freshy kanal, swizkii, atronach's aura, mothmancha and zagranis made the eww sound

hamster rap.

Just found this in my files, completely forgot I did it
Same lyrics as the final version, I was playing around with a Pico voice filter for the entire battle and also the flow on the "turn off the business shtick" part is different

Dated November 2021

Blitzo vs Pico - Proof-Of-Concept

The demo track I recorded for Megumin vs Ralsei.
Dated March 2023

Megumin vs Ralsei - Eddie's Demo

SNL Cast Member

Pokey vs. Cacturne - Mario vs. Anything!

Bird As Pokey

Cole As Cacturne 

Mixed by Jort

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Cover art by SPM1000

Beat prod. Anywaywell & Ennway

Pokey:
Lets go
I’m the dopest Pokey (yuh?) you’re a dopey Poke
I could destroy any lowly crony even if I’m snowy 
Got cold feet? (Hah) Freezing up from exposed heat 
You’re below me so unzip your mouth and blow me!

That needle arm is not unique, so prickly prick quit tryin’ to hit me
Not even special to Sidney, overshadowed by his Shiftry
And still this sucker’s sucker punch could never fucking fuck me up
Dumped on route 111? You’re the one who’s munchin’ dust 

Cacturne:
Guess what! It’s Cact’s turn and i’m Drain Punching a Pokey
Chew you up and spit you out like the tongue of a Yoshi
No matter which skin equipped, you’re still a damn bore
Either your flow is absorbed, or you miss me in a sandstorm!

The raps I spit are hazardous and damagin’ like spikes
Leave a loser hammered in like the mallet from Morton's fight
You burrow like a Diglett, yet I’ll still shock you like a Raichu
But at least you’ll be a boss after I once again mummify you!

Pokey:
Think you can defeat me? You’re as weak as cheep cheep
Your rapping is almost as bad as you spamming Leech Seed
I tower over ya, Cacnea’s just one of my different segments
Dropped from the anime, this mixed attacker got mixed reception!

Straight from Doki Doki Panic, now this Pokey’s flowing frantic
James disowned him so he's saddened, just a lonely coping has-been
Funny, the brainless Scarecrows actin' all tough 
When he's the one afraid of being smackdown by small bugs 

Cacturne:
You're a legless monstrosity, how are you gonna run tracks?
Given how you handle boomerangs, you wont like this comeback
You’re just a creeper, whether 64 or your Minecraft Mash-up
Mario’s party pummelled Pokey, this potato stacks button mashed-up!

Taken from another game, where you looked like a snot thread
Knock off, and I ain't talking bonking your bod till you drop dead
You blow hard! One of your various variants if you need to be informed
So I’ll leave this "fun guy" spiked up, even if he switched forms

Pokey vs. Cacturne - Mario vs. Anything!

original battle by Dilly

SC link: https://soundcloud.com/locorapbattles/the-mandela-catalogue-vs-marble-hornets-rap-battle-2023

YT link: https://youtu.be/UoHzVZzB7e8

Gabriel:
Oh cherished viewers, I've come to you to spread a message, I
Have news that a rapper will come on down to you and bless the mic
So all of you may rest your eyes and leave it to the alternate
And while you count your sheep - the shepherds will be slaughtered next
I know your dreams, I know your wants, your weaknesses
I know how to fire shots. Like Heathcliff did
You corrupt the cameras, break the film and freeze frames
If you need tech support, I suggest you meet Dave
I descend from heavens, the counties dwindle in seconds
“Slender sickness” is no more, mental illness is your weapon
It’d be better for us both if you offed yourself, that’s the blunt truth
There’s no space for the two of us. You’re too tall for one room

The Operator:
If you search for me, be advised and keep inside
Unless you want to end up looking more fucked than your CGI
Yes, I make the lens glitch and fill the rolls with static screens 
But with your early works, you’ve only been working with static screams
Chills are sent down people’s spines, I sent victims totheark 
You just sent Noah messages and sent your copies to the ark
There’s a hundred fucking series’ now to mooch off clout all thanks to you
I’ll leave viewers distraught as I chew you out, low hanging fruit
I set precedents a decade back before you sat upon a throne
Your head’s stuck inside the clouds but your skin’s not your own
This sloppy savior barely dispatched an officer off his paper
If you can’t reach the lieutenant, don’t ring up the operator

Gabriel:
Think you’re a threat? Last time I checked, we’re opposites
I give people comfort and safety, you give coughing fits
I cull my followers like cattle, you’re just Kralie’s ghostwriter
And you’re choking just like him on your end - the phone’s silent

The Operator:
This false god wants to claim that he brings a new divine rule?
My brother in christ, your power’s the liquify tool
I’ll take your sheep, shepherds, secrets, leave them gone and drop this faker
‘Cause I’m turning the channel off Local58’s doppelganger

[RAYYAN MIX] Mandela Catalogue vs Marble Hornets - Rap Battle!

FRB divorced royale let's go

Elon Musk:
Call me Musk. I don't do stage fright.
You must be Zuck the way you're fucked in a cage fight.
Out of all the tests we've done within our labs this one ain't right
I did not authorize making lean out of McDonald's sprite!
Ask the middle aged moms, they want a night with Musk
Got your bitch in the passenger seat of my Cybertruck
You're about to lose because no users like your useless bitching
So before you rap, you best renew your fucking Blue subscription

Grimace:
Was that verse your twitter page? That was a shitty take
I’m mcawesome and i gave yo bitch the grimace shake (wink)
enormous taste bud but bitch you got bitter taste
I hope you slip and hit your head in your next twitter space
I roll with ronnie and the gang so there ain't hurting me 
Split your ass in half you'll ask for more than hairline surgery
Fuck your eight dollars big grimmy gonna kick your head in
Kill yourself now !! that would be an epic birthday present :D

Elon Musk:
Suck my dick, bitch, I'm fucking Elon Musk!!!!!!!
You're a purple little shit and you look like my left nut
I'll use my "Flamethrower Attack" to roast your McBalls!
I'm the richest man in the world and I won't give you any calls
Watch me spit missiles against this dumbass sewer lurker
I'd rather eat moon rocks than your shitty fucking burgers
Roll up with Kyle Rittenhouse like Toby fucking Turner
And the next McDonald's ad campaign will be how you got murdered!

Grimace:
The shit you say against the gay people is grimacing 
And that dont mean i fw it that means don't sit with me
You named your kid after a calculator 
How can you not calculate why your own fuckin child had to frickin’ leave !!
You got cucked by a trans woman, based as fuck
Everyone who ever tried to date you fucking hates your guts
Might be sporadic but my choppers automatic
If you think cis’s a slur fuck you, your a fa-

Elon Musk:
You can't say that.
You can't say the C word, dude.
What the fuck.

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