IT ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAMER MY EPIC FRIEND

Why am i always the one getting voted out

Eminem has been real quiet since this dropped

Raichous as Shaggy
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0x1NpACm6ilmdkop6g7i8g

Dani Frias as Yasahiro
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1NU_TJWrmJbGAyVtPu-Hdw

Beat by Dj Fusion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHUqjFyusV0

Thumbnail by Super Waluigi Bros
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClN6yu-9s2-54HELKQRowwQ

Mixed by Dani Frias

Written by Dani Frias

Additional Help by Creep Switch

Shaggy:
Zoinks, Scoob! I don't think that there's more fingers to go on and
Point to, it seems that this hippie really wants to Disappoint, ooh. 
Betting all that what you have written falls
Since I've the balls to fight you while you fight behind a crystal ball

Hiro:
Man, I'm not offended but best cover your ears
You'll probs remake that verse then go milk it for thirty more years
I see the future, bro I know how your whole scheme works
Your appetite is big because the show that lets you eat's dirt, uh-huh

Shaggy:
Are you challenging me? While we are distinct?
Fighting DBZ rip-offs but not ready for Ultra Instinct
Call this battle Velma's glasses, 'cause you lost it, I should warn her
While I'm putting bad guys in jail, they're putting you in Transformers

Hiro:
But let's bring up your new movie, it consistently shows
That you're like Matthew at the door during real mystery shows
You're fishing in zones you don't want to have disputes over, ooh
As you're nothin' but a pebble to the true stoner too

Shaggy:
I get that you're a stoner and all, thinking that you're woke
But best you choke and grab Jill's scissors, hair looks like the weed you smoke
For a student who repeated middle school, Hope's Peak's your last goal
That plan has bigger holes in it, more than your mother's- Zoinks, ooh
You should get a load of this, actin' like you've never been owned but man
Cowering over a mastermind I would've simply trapped all in an episode, damn
Hiro, you're hated and dated. Remove the school level, you're super high and ashamed to bits
And your burger ain't abducted, dude. I probably ate it

Hiro:
I'm so good, how I'm piping in the bad ending's a mystery
While you stay simping on the most simped on woman in history, yup
Battling me's quite loco, judging from what you've shown so 
Knew those theories were real, your shit's a ghost just like Kyoko
Shaggy is draggin' the battle but just like his episodes plots, he's slacking
It's bad he tries livin with crossovers, but in this very one, he's lacking with just some
Figments of his imagination, go fill an application
For a real job because my team beats yours in any nation

Shaggy Rogers vs Yasuhiro Hagakure - Rewind Rap Rumble

this is a re-release of the battle with a mix done by Zagranis, that is all, join the discord



Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. This following matchup contains two titans going against each other: Jofinity, the man behind the hatred of mint ice cream and leading Super Star Rap Battles versus Uncle Sam, national personification of the U.S. Federal Government. So will you join the Discord or the Army? Let us know in the comments below comic book fans.

Jofinity - Jofinity
Uncle Sam - AlaskanSam
Written in 3 days by JustGamer & Jofinity
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Tone Jonez
Cover Art by Zagranis

Jofinity verse 1:
Now that I’ve dealt with the Brit, I’m movin’ ‘cross the lake
Flows valuable as oil that you’re probably gonna take
No way you’ll blast me away, this cyan icon’s here to stay
Hoppin’ in every war, you took “Join the Discord” the wrong way (ay)
Of course you’d pick a fight since that’s all that you do
Now I’m burning you on the beat like one 812!
When Jo’s flowin’, he’s goin’ off, while you're blowin’, just dropping bombs
On innocent people, raps so feeble, the IRS evil? Not really a shock

Uncle Sam verse 1:
I want you to give up now if you wanna try to battle this force
Starting arguments with your takes, I suppose you also join the discourse
Making crew members pull all nighters and develop insomnia
Then you throw away their efforts like you did Matchup Mania
I’m the poster boy for fighting for the good of our country
You’re the poster boy of proving quantity doesn’t equal quality
I wanted good flows but yours’ were shitty
You ask for the Super Star, I got fifty
Wilson is winning, if Jofinity’s willing to go off then I won’t take pity

Jofinity verse 2:
The government actin’ corrupt again, like Vietnam, better give up again
‘Cause while you were out there roughin’ it, I was with your mom like I was Mulligan (brah)
Makes sense you’d filibuster since you like to run your mouth
Call this battle the Civil War, like the South, you’re going down!
So cold with troops, call you AlaskanSam, like your comic, I’ll leave you canned
Can’t stand this man with the awful plan to span the whole globe with his stolen land
Natives painin’ with blood that you’re painting, no way you’re ok with the slaves you’re not payin’
Had a harder time when I’m fightin’ Rayyan, like battle of the month, this placement I’m slayin’

Uncle Sam verse 2:
I thought young men like yourself were supposed to be fighters
But you can’t land a blow and just steal flows from more competent writers
While I’m summoning troops to fight for our rights against the fascists
You summon young children into a public server that’s always inactive
I’m not surprised you’re the main target of #unpopular-opinions
But I’ll give you credit it takes a lot to beat Psytube as the villain
You’re looking more pale than usual son, did I scare ya?
Makes as many battles as you want, but realize this is the end of your Era

Jofinity Vs Uncle Sam - FRB vs. Anything

WON WON?
Winner moves on to the next round!
[POLL CLOSED]


Shimario:
I’m gonna get you Oliver! It’s MC Shimario 
About to defeat this-

King Mewtwo:
Dude, are you serious right now?

Shimario:
Shut up, it was funny. Fine if you want to do the BORING way we can just put the normal beat back on.

*Berserk by Dansonn moment*

Shimario:
Here’s the deal with FRB Brawl, it’s clear that it’s a first
All of us are still new to it, and unsure of how the system works
But in the end, I’ve still gotta go and explain why this brit’s the worst
So let’s see if this st-st-st-stuttering prick can even spit a verse
But oh sorry, did I interrupt tea time? 
Fuck that! The clock says it’s “lose to me” time
Because beating me’s a steep climb
Honestly, I didn’t expect someone to be this forgettable, and still be able to read minds
And uh, before I Mimikyu, please tell
Were you designed to be a perfect genetic clone of Mew, or Fel?
Just watch me! Hey guys. It’s me. King Mewtwo. 
and it appears this is another FRB I’ll have to lose
No one online will have my back, but before I meet my end
I’ll just go and cry to all 1 of my real life friends

King Mewtwo:
Says the Benny clone. Take your shitty jokes
and run back to your second channel that consists of unlisted uploads
Think you can overthrow the king? I beg to differ, cause
You won’t see these rhymes coming, you’ll just stand there like “THEY’RE WHAAAAT?!”
You’re in for a crushing and I am not bluffing, leave the new slave to Dustin six feet under
Hide behind a plumber, but it’s no wonder when you’re looking like GamingPlush’s ugly brother
Shove a sus imposter back in his vent, couldn’t win this if he was running Fail%
You’re about to see what dying really feels like, and I ain’t talking about your relevance (OHHH)
In this battle, my ears are the only thing you’re killing
And I don’t even drink tea — but I’m still about to spill it
So shit with deadlines, I’m surprised you wrote a single word
But you’re gonna regret this harder than MissingNo vs Minus World

Shimario:
Mentioning first battles? Like you don’t deserve the same treatment, bitch
you took down yours cause you couldn’t handle people critiquing it (bruh)
And you know, maybe Killing Time would’ve better fit you taking the L to me
Cause while I wouldn’t call you Royalty, this win sure as hell was free

King Mewtwo:
My upload schedule ain’t the best, but yours sir, is a travesty
This should be titled “The FRB where Shimario lost his sanity”
Chilling in a staff position, while you’re still yet to mature
So I predict that calling me the R word is your last resort

King Mewtwo vs. Shimario | FRB Brawl - Round 1

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. SURPRISE BIRTHDAY BATTLE BABY! Today we see popular rap battle original character infamous for his kinning, Kin Kid go up against the Ultimate Imposter from Danganronpa. Both like to pay respects to others by dressing up as them, but who spits rhymes better among those two?

Kin Kid:
Hi my name is Kin Kid, it’s nice to meet you
The child of Rabi has got the rhymes to beat you
Instantly loved from the first battle that I’m seen on
The only love you’ve ever gotten you denied from Mikan
I could never kin you, that would be a travesty 
And even if I did, I would just lack personality
Who’s better with disguises? The viewers should choose me
Cause I got cosplays that rival Tsumugi’s 
Makes sense to call you a fraud after all the things you did
Born without family, I guess that makes you Kin-less Kid
There’s no competition, we’re just not the same
When I got more screen time than you in the main game

Ultimate Imposter:
That’s enough out of you, I have no time for your antics
Your verse is something even Kazuichi can’t fix 
I should educate you on the skills of debate
Cause you’ve embarrassed yourself straight out of the gate
Let me recap, Eddie found you by searching online for a loser nerd
And you think your personality aligns with pretty much any person, that’s simply absurd
My rhymes are like your origin, found in stock, while your rhymes come off as faulty
Been through tragedies and I’ve still never seen an atrocity as bad as your costume of Baldi

Kin Kid:
You turned the Reddit mod guy into Big Chungus?
I’ve seen a better imposter right out of Among Us!
Okay I’m sorry I just do a bit of trolling
But if I give you a push, you’ll do a bit of rolling 
Kin Kid’s a cool calculating killer who’s got plenty of cold cuts
And I don’t mean meat with a skewer that Teruteru used to stab your guts
Played it cool on the island but you had no plans of escape
So called “bright” guy got foiled by a piece of glowing tape
Turn into Mitarai again, this battle still won’t be a draw
But to be fair, you faking him didn’t protect him at all
It doesn’t surprise me your character met a quick end
When it’s clear you’d rather gain more calories than friends
But turns out everyone was fake, so why should I care?
Cause now you and your series are Remnants of Despair 

Ultimate Imposter:
Making fat jokes are we? I’d expect nothing less 
From a kid making cheap cosplays, claiming he’s the best
I’m sharp with a blade like my name was Munakata
So now I’ll leave you like Gridline did, slashed up
Speaking of which, let’s talk how you’re used
Your use in some battles just leaves me confused
When I step on the scene, opponents are filled with dread
While you’re only scary when Benny’s on your head
You're full of crap like your name is Nekomaru
In any form of battle, I will easily scar you
Let me restate that my disguises trick folks
While your costumes will always be a joke
Much like your appearance as This Man, I’d consider this battle a Troll Fail
You will never be able to atone for your sins starting off kinning Sans from Undertale

Among Us Imposter:
I’m sorry to interrupt but there’s something I have to say
The true faker Among Us is as clear as day
I’m a killer on the mic and a killer of the lights
I leave crewmates dead, do you really wanna fight?

Kin Kid: Shimario
Ultimate Imposter: RNG
Among Us Imposter: Cri

Written by: JustGamer
Extra help by: RNG, MetaMachine and Snakebite126
Mixed by: Zagranis
Beat by: Dansonn
Cover art by: Shimario

Kin Kid vs. Ultimate Imposter - FRB vs. Anything

I see all you assholes peering out tryna bitch and shit
Well I’ll end this hassle here and now - shoutout Pixel Chris
Since my first lead stage role to my Dustin VA roles
Yo I’ve been a caterpillar now I’m poppin out my chrysalis
That’s right, I’m insane on a beat - hell I’m a maniac 
With all this anger at these fucking haters that berate us and 
Make us embarrassed and ashamed of rap battle making 
But ask them to be creative and they fall flat and so we take the flak
Ooh, tryhard gangster cause you’re child hatin 
Online, killin all your time at White Boy Station
Living off your mom and dad with no life or paychecks
I get more rewarding payoff in the writer’s basement 
Won’t front, I’m no Aaron Peters, ain’t been on no street
Most bloodshed I’ve seen’s when they iced the emoji
But fuck a wannabe, I’m who I wanna be
And all you cunts huddle me cause I got my own niche and now y’all lonely
“Just listen to real music!
Em, Jay, Nas, 2Pac, Biggie and Kendrick, etc. shit you gotta pump”
Bitch I got “real music”
It’s a mixtape of your mom singing “OH BENNY I’M GONNA-”
You’re gonna WHAT?

I’m a rap battle kid with the rap battle bars
On the rap battle beat that I ain’t even bought
I’m a rap battle kid with the rap battle cheese
And I never give a fuck about trying to appease
I’m a rap battle kid with the rap battle bars
On the rap battle beat that I ain’t even bought
I’m a rap battle kid and I’m rap battle cringe 
But I don’t got any rap battle fucks left to give

Put my shit in a private filmfest, got the whole crowd applauding it
Plot twist, but that night I blew up the audience 
So why lose my shit over a buncha loser kids
So normal, so stiff, it’s like watching a fucking Dream music vid
You linear bitches be tryna niche shame
Fuck you, my flow’s ice smooth like a Psytube keyframe 
So obsessed with our battles to try and tear a man down
Wanna be a Fantano but you’re practically a fan now
So how’s it feel that you will never have this skill
Y’all a whole fucking town of shills who live in my shade, welcome to Shadowville 
A bunch of self-taught students on crafting films
Plus learning to track build and y’all wanna say that there’s no talent still?
Oh no, it’s not ERB so you angry 
The same format but we got the style to change things
And while y’all bitches lackin flow like you got gangrene
Me and the horsemen finna make this shit mainstream

[CHORUS]

If your shit’s top tier then be proud about it
If your shit’s hella cringe then be proud about it
If your shit’s lukewarm then be proud about it
You got the balls to put shit out instead of pout about it
Yea I found a community that I’m proud of and I own it
Don’t care how lame it sounds, I fucking kill it and I know it
If anyone you know knocks it down and don’t support it 
Well fuck them, keep doing what you want to do and just ignore it 
“Oh no he’s never had sex!” Yea I get it dude
If following my heart means staying a virgin, guess I Will Never Lose
Call this shit pretentious but I’m so fucking over
Being scared of talking about my shit or overexposure
And I ain’t dissing people for different opinions, that’s fine 
You got your own passions to live with, just still respect mine 
Cause while all of you salty ass bitches continue to whine
I’mma be here sitting with recognition and grinning with pride that 

[CHORUS]

Rap Battle Kid (prod. InsaneBeatz)

Placeholder thumbnail by Mint

Written, mixed and produced by Mint

SuperDuper24 as ZALGO
Mintas SiivaGunner

ZALGO:
I was almost delighted being held up as discordant
Until this MIDI-slapper showed up as my next opponent
This statue has to be joking, you need a makeover
No broken up story could match the cinders from this takeover!
And this matchup is shit I'm a bit peeved | But I find ironic twists in this scene
Out of the eldritch horrors that I could’ve rapped against they went and picked memes
But I guess that seeing this it can be said. | Almost fitting that a demon god with seven heads
is pit against a scheming goner weakling donned with one mask sheathing everything he says

Siiva:
I thought you'd be monstrous, G
But it seems you got that flow filled with apostrophes
This goner would think that Gunner doesn't have the rounds to fire off but he's
About to take an L (high quality)
So I figured you'd quit jumbling and spit something, a diss, no
'Cuz your meme's just archaic to predate the Flintstones!
Back in 2016 you were relevant, then the net went and moved on to better shit
Out of all of the jokes to be made, this matchup is most fit to bomb as a reference!
So this dude's a timeless deity leaving these scenes in his web
Weaving up in and out of being dead, but this memeable wreck
Can't be seeing a scheme of his without some NEET on the web
Submitting him as an SCP without reading the text
So I'm gonna be leaving him dead. This bore'd better run
'Fore an error 404's gone and tore through your guns
Cause out of your seven heads you use no more than the one
This prick finds a Garfield comic, adds some gore then he comes

Zalgo:
A ROM hack would be better for this dweeb’s verse
Firing bombs back like rip submissions - next time, rehearse
(AH) YOU SAW GRIFTERS UP ON SOUNDCLOUD AND YOU FOLLOWED THAT
(AH) I’VE GOT SEVEN FUCKING MOUTHS AND I CAN’T SWALLOW THAT
(AH) I’M THE VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD, MAKE YOUR SHALLOW FANS
NEVER WANNA SEE YOUR SHITPOSTS BACK UP ON THEIR HOLOGRAMS
So next time you try to drop a fucking hit, mate
Maybe don’t develop your whole lore around some kid’s games

ZALGO vs SiivaGunner. R∆P BATTLE! S0E2

Swoldow as Herobrine
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCEC...

Ennway as MissingNo
https://www.youtube.com/c/ENNWAY

Written by Psytube
Audio Mixed by Xhack
Video Edited by Psytube
Beat by Dansonn

Herobrine:
Did I come out of hiding to fight some Porygon after a car crash?
It’s not surprising that your own franchise turned you into a big question mark fast
I’m haunting the forest, you’re just haunting about 40 pixels alongside a shore
Man I’m always around, you showed up in one gen and now you’re more static than you were before
Always in the back of the player’s mind, you’re a tool to help out with the player’s grind
Just make your mind up, do you wanna spread dread in the fanbase or just duplicate some items?
You’re a nameless icon? I’m the best selling name in the best selling game so don’t try it
Cause after hearing your hall of fame sequence, I think you'd be better off staying silent

Missingno:
Steve but Evil thinking he’s the best is a bold claim
He’s retexturing paintings, I’m retexturing whole games
So if pestering’s your sole aim then keep sneaking silently
But if you ever want actual terror just feast your eyes on (glitch) wait
I’m trying to shake up some trainers so yeah I'm freaky when I make sound
But I’m pretty sure that that's way better than some fake murmurs on a playground
Well at least I can say that you’ve soared to absurd heights, but you’re starting a war with a bird type
So this pair of shears is gonna perish here, I mean I’m made of code so you know that I got that line game down
Might be a jumble of muddled up data but your spiel’s still hurting me (glitch)
You’re the corniest hoax, but I guess it makes sense that your pasta got served with cheese (glitch)
And taking one look at this ghost brother, I don’t even need a Silph Scope just to
See that all you are is a stalker, I guess that’s why so many kids have your phone number

Herobrine:
I’m not threatened when this 2nd placeholder’s coming through
Couldn’t take this Satan spawn if you were shaped like a W (nope)
Got tons of forums all begging to see me, everyone’s dog has you locked in its PC
Both of us mess up our games pretty deeply, but last time I checked you can’t just release me
Cause I’m sneaky, and my deeds top any trick that this glitch can muster (yeah)
Can’t even count the amount of people talking ‘bout me, how’s THAT for a Missing Number?
You’re a drop in the sea of the glitches in your game, dropped into the shallows next to Cinnabar’s gym
You couldn’t beat me in fear factor or fame, go away and terrorise your dried out cartridge 

Missingno:
Take one look at me and the whole region is broken
One screenshot of you turned 4Chan into Copeland
So when you spot the next poor player that stumbles onto your cursed seed
Tell them to go speak to that Old Man the day they turn 13

Missingno Vs Herobrine - Psytube Rap Battles Bonus

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kBndlkZgME

Holt Voiced By JordoMIB
Swanson Voiced By Matt Raichous
Peralta Voiced By Stark Media
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Thumbnail By Oofie

Holt:

Peralta! Who’s this hairy woodsman in my office?
That pine smell is noxious! He looks so obnoxious!

Jake:

Umm, sir? It’s a rap battle. You’re fighting with disses?

Holt:

Ridiculous! He should know a Captain’s shot never misses!

Ron:

I don’t like you, but I respect the effort
Maybe you should sit this out, don’t think you really wanna get hurt
I’m an expert as a wrecker, or protector, you’ll be busted.
And I hope you’re ready for some Really Good verse Construction

Holt:

I’m the leader of a team, cleaning the streets with precision
While this pigeon isn’t a smidge interested in decisions!
So just listen, all initiative you get goes to waste
So put down the sax, Duke. Silver’s always second place!
Just face it, I’m the greatest in the B99
You’re complacent,  work and laziness walking a fine line
Built up a sense of greatness, but you winning only relates
When you’re ripping through dozens of eggs, like it’s practice for Ann’s place!
And honestly? You’re trying too hard to be anonymous
You’re not some big shot hero: You’re just a common bitch!
No chance that Raymond’s bombing this, I’m obviously better
If I wanted to deal with an old dog, I’d call Cheddar!

Ron:

They gave your cop comedy a spot, but it was wasted
It’s like Mike took his best show and copied and pasted!
Got the lovable dumb lead, the overachieving partner
Sassy and badass women, and the losers, just for starters!
When it comes to spitting harder, I’m blunt with no jokes
Think of this as betting on the ponies, Raymond, ‘cause you’re going broke.
Holt is starting to choke, Velvet Thunder’s a Wet Blanket
Only time you run a track is with your childhood train set

Holt:

Crushing the competition. Is this Jimmie Jabby too?
Try accusing me of cheating, but I’m not Tammy 2!
Not too shabby of a poet, I’m a master with my tone
If you try to spit another verse, you’ll end up BOOOONED

Ron:

Those raps dragged on like your time in uniform did.
I’m so iconic, my stache is always era appropriate
The key to dealing with your bars, is just not listening
To flow so robotic, Twitter thinks a bot’s dissing me
In competition Ron is a General like his namesake
The only time you tried solving a case is when you played Jake!
I’m calling you the Government, you’re crazy and useless
Get your doctor hubby to take a look at your bruises

Raymond Holt Vs. Ron Swanson - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. In our Halloween special, we have a battle of shapeshifters from beyond our world. The Thing from the same name movie goes up against Grace, the announcer and mascot of WCRB. Who will overtake this battle?

The Thing verse 1:
Coming straight out the dark pages of Campbell 
Of all the threats I’ve seen so far, I’d say you’re quite a handful
Looking at the content this young girl has created
It won’t take much for me to leave you assimilated
(Growl) I ALONE TOOK OUT TWO RESEARCH STATIONS
(Growl) YOU’VE BEEN NOTHING EVER SINCE YOUR CREATION
(Growl) THIS SHAPESHIFTER’S WIDELY ACCLAIMED 
YOU’RE A METAPHOR OF YOUR WORLD CAUSE YOU’D DIE WITHOUT FAME
My story’s about human nature, fear and distrust
Your story’s about getting on Battle Of The Month
And of all the paths of metaphors you could’ve gone
The last thing I expected you to represent is WAN

Grace verse 1:
I wouldn’t be so aggressive as soon as you got on the scene
Since every movie you’ve been in has just bombed at release
But yeah I get it, the situation does seem dire
Lucky I got disses to kill you the old fashioned way: Fire!
Should’ve let me start, I’m the best at rap battle intros
Trying to copy the beat is the only way you’d stay in flow
Looking frail next to humans, so you sabotage all your foes 
Spending so much time in the Arctic, yet I’m the one with cold blows
Mess with my plans, I become the one you should be fearing
If I wanted to outsmart you, I’d just wear an earring
I know my way around a rap rumble, it’s clear I got this
You’re flopping in this battle like you did at the box office

The Thing verse 2:
Took over from Chandler but you haven’t made it very far
Cause it can’t be hard to better than ear rape and Jar Jar
This artist should pick up the pen to draw a different turn out
How can you kill me with fire when you’re experiencing burnout?
Take you out of existence as easy as you were brought into it
For an OC, your series uses others a lot as influence 
Been around a hundred thousand years, you got nothing on me
Taking the W and leaving you with CRB

Grace verse 2:
You got praise from people about your great practical effects
But when your prequel went CGI, you lost everyone’s respect
And man that prequel was bad, all the plot beats were the same
Like an hour and a half long version of a werewolf game
I’m bringing new life to the shapeshifting gimmick
I create my own form, all you can do is mimic
This time your ending will be clear, and the audience should know that 
This invasive virus couldn’t even take down a lone Mac

The Thing: MetaMachine
Grace: K.C 
WAN: Themselves
Written and edited by JustGamer
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Beat by Insanebeatz
Art by WAN
Thumbnail by Mason G

Grace(WCRB) Vs The Thing - FRB vs. Anything

Dani as Pyro
Cole as Asbestos Man
Written by Fight, and Cole
Beat by Dan Skinner, Dave James, and Adam Skinner
Mixed by Fightmarker

Asbestos Man
My time’s wasted in this contest of who’s got the best flows
The psychopath with a lighter or the man of asbestos?
Using my net would be useless, it’d only be an improvement
Lag-bots restricting your movement, casual’s straight up in ruins
Come at it: your best heat simply fails to impress me
As your pathetic flaky fibers can’t best my super vest, see
how do you fair in a game focused on the teamwork of a crew
When not even your commades want to be around you

Pyro
Stay away, because from the looks of your suit
It’s just another reason why women don’t want to touch you
Outshined by Asbestos Lady, it’s about to happen a second time
And seeing the acts you call evil, you being concieved is the worst crime
BURN YOU TO DEATH
No sunshine or rainbows when I’m forced to trade bows
RUNNING OUT OF BREATH
When I become unstable, I tend to make some angels
NO SECONDS LEFT
My kill count display shows each particle is fatal
AXE THROUGH YOUR CHEST
The painless and faster way to getting your lungs disabled
I’m a merc, offing nerds is just another day of work
But this is sad man, what do I do, unplug your life support?
Got beat by the worst of the four, you won’t be hard to scorch
So I’ll burn your fucking corpse, yeah, thats a Human Torch

Asbestos Man
Stop it with the mumble rap, your “flames” are useless
Going against this brilliant chemist is nothing but foolish
When this nuisance is not used and hated by the pro players
the fact that 12 year olds are the only ones maining you isn’t doing you any favors
Now the only time you’re running tracks decently is when you’re DLC for Sonic
You’re a side character; ironic, I’m the head here, iconic
So I’ve had it with your fans I’ll be the one to end your mystery
It doesn’t matter what you look like either way you’re fucking ugly

Pyro
You’d have to believe in magic to ever think that you’re besting me
You’re more equal with cancer; Mann vs Ventilation Machine
Whole comic history’s a Strange Tale ever since you stepped on the scene
Let’s hope this time your death won’t be done off screen

Pyro (Team Fortress 2) vs Asbestos Man (Marvel). rap battle. by fightmarker.

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