I'm a Star

I'm a Star (feat. The Hypnotunez)

Wrth Y Mor

Green planets

Passenger

ahhh the trials and petty irritations of every day life
for example, calling your bank and being put through to a call centre in another country
like Scotland
this is after waiting 20 minutes in a call queue and having to listen to a
tinny synthesized version of Mantovani
then while relaxing at home they call you
asking if you are satisfied with the service they are providing
 
I tolerate all of this
 
then I sit down and switch on my TV and see Richard Madeley smiling back at me
and the sight of my wife wasting her life watching Joe Pasquale on The Price Is Right
and I think to myself why not - get out my snipers rifle and clamber on to the rooftops
maybe get myself off a few randomly fired indiscriminate shots
 
Monday morning and its back to work as usual - oh joy
my boss is micro managing badly dressed moron with bad breath
he has a strict policy on bullying in the workplace
one which he doesn’t apply to himself
he likes to say clichés like “thinking outside the box”
and “you’ve got to see the bigger picture”
he refers to low grade workers as “cubicle monkeys”
and tells them “its time to eat reality sandwiches”
 
I tolerate all of this
 
then I sit down and switch on my TV and see Louis Walsh grimacing back at me
and the sight of my son singing along to a song by that witless talentless dick Will Young
and I think to myself do it - pick off a few moronic, ill informed social misfits
Sun reading, Big Brother watching, burberry wearing fuckwits’
its not murder - its curing the sick
 
don’t talk to me about the great British public 
take a look outside the so called average man in the street is a brainless imbecile
they all deserve to die - starting with the c list celebrities they so avidly worship

C List Celebrity Hit List (ft Angry Nigel Gordon)

Unique spectacular multimedia spoof variety show featuring outrageous comedy songs written and performed from the perspective of bizarre twisted characters, each with its own image, backstory, musical and production style.

C List Celebrity Hit List (ft Angry Nigel Gordon)

Freaks Outing

Related tracks