Danii as Al McWhiggin
JesseBoxVO as Mama Coco

Lyrics:

Al:
Working on a weekend like usual
Now I gotta diss this bitch delusional
Thinkin that this hag is nearly provable
Haven't laughed my ass off this hard since your fuckin' funeral
Mama Coco's so-so when it comes to my bars nice
I thought you were Mexican, so tell me why I'm rocking ice
With this pollo suit I won't go slow with this fight
Then you'll be in my commercial on why Coco can't rhyme
Bro, you're not even important in the film you're named after
I'll make you know your Papa after we're on the same chapter
I'm badder, go name somebody with this fuckin bank
So make like Miguel and leave music after I take the rank

Coco:
Uhhhh, que es eso? What is this lingo
You tellin’ me that you are a redditor and a gringo?
I'll be cold all I want, my game has come to past
But you're selling stolen toys to get the minimum cash
Here for additional racks, don't go diss me on my importance
You're the second villain in your movie that nearly fell short in
With deletion, you make no sense, I saw your stance and am laughing
Like Woody you're an arm short with the vieja that's surpassing
Your rapping is trash, it's no wonder music's banned
Should've drank poison like Hector, maybe you'll get to expand
Who's your mans, with that outfit you don't hold that much bravado
Which is why I'm cookin' this dude, call it pollo asado

Al:
Hold it you old bitch, I think I will mention
I go in, you only cause whole plots with dementia
Keep goin, the rest of your relatives will end up on the ofrenda handy
But what bank did you make if Disney didn't even pay your family?

Coco:
With them cheeto dust and armpit stains, you'll see no light
Get the dude that fixed up Woody to clean up your whole life
For a buck buck buck, I'll go make sure that tu comprendes, oooh
Fuck fuck fuck you, we'll be better off forgetting you

Big Al vs. Mama Coco

Goner? More like Boner am I right?
Video link: https://youtu.be/x9pHqZgq2Uw
Trakked as Old Man Consequences
RNG as Goner Kid
Beat produced by Dated (Ill Advised Records)
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Zagranis and Worms
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Old Man Consequences:
Come and sit with me, kid, you’re lookin’ kind of down
This ain’t the underground kid, you’re in my land now
But don’t worry, you’ll be leaving safe and sound
So get your mind off of the future and come chill with me for now
You’ve gone far into the code but your speech is far from deep
Please, the only thing you’re doing is putting the fish to sleep
I suggest you change your mindset, you’re filled with thoughts of violence
And while you can barely talk, I sure know how to reel a line in
I can understand why most people wouldn’t want to relax with you  
You sure need that umbrella for your damned rainy-day attitude
I bet you miss the dock, but now you’re with me, and well,
We may try to talk but we both know there’s nothing else.

Goner Kid:
Have you thought about a world in which you’ve disappeared?
I’m gonna guess I’m in it ‘cause I see no disses here.
Ha.. You know, it frightens me that I might not exist
But at least I’m not a virus that fishes with little kids
You’re lost inside your own mind; your game world is a vacuum
And your minigame sucks the life out a player’s fun value
It’s tragic, but all of your so-called magic is gone
When you’re spending all your days lazing about on the pond
I would rather drown in it than talk to you for much longer
You hinder attempts at surviving and you think that I’m the monster?
You’re nothing, so I’ll come and scrap this awful bot from Cawthon
And I’ll make sure we fade away so we can both stay forgotten.

OMC:
Quiet down now, kid, you’re scarin’ the fish
What have I to gain rapping with one that barely exists?
I’m sorry to say that you have no way back to your home
But I’ll sit with you forever so you won’t decay alone

Goner Kid:
That makes me feel a bit better about my death
But I’m going on my own terms, so you should save your breath
Our time was unfortunate, you’re broken at your core
So when I reset the game you won’t think of me anymore.

Old Man Consequences vs Goner Kid - Rap Cypher #27

JustGamer as Scott the Woz
RaccoonBroVA as Nitro Rad 
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by Gizmo, JustGamer, TheDangerStranger and JK03 
Chiseled by Tommy Salommy
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement + Additional instruments by Glitch
Cover art by M!CAH

Scott the Woz (0:13):
Hey all, Scott here and- aww shit, it's you again
The guy who makes up for the dent in his wallet by chasing YouTube trends 
It's true he tends to bash on Jimmy Neutron with his “Rad” takes
But he couldn't make his sub count take off even if he used AdSpace!
Serve a square in a rap like a Wendy’s Employee
Reviewing games nobody knows? Man, you bore me!
Your content’s shovelware I’d find on the Wii 
Viewers digging through garbage: Bubsy 3D
Oh please, those tweets are a pain to read through
Nobody loves you - I should call you the Wii U!
Push my buttons and you're taking Ls
Like you played Amiibo Festival, ring a bell?
You graduated film school and acquired a lot of debt for your loans 
I spent my dough better on piles of Chips Ahoy for a joke!
Parodied the Andre show (Oh!)
But your humour just lacked taste though (Oh!)
The second channel you own (Oh?)
That shit absolutely BLOWS! (OHH!)

Nitro Rad (0:54):
For a guy who hates Breath of the Wild, I thought you'd spit more bitter
Now I'm taking over this battle like it's your Twitter
Screaming over Chibi-Robo, no surprise you're the Nerd’s successor
But you can't really write so you’ll just border lines forever (Ayy!)
You're a wannabe sitcom, with no budget
So just like your little dumb beard, you should cut it (Oh!)
No one wants to watch a video ‘bout the box
If you're Wozniak, Scott, then I'm Steve Jobs!
It's a Bargain Bin Christmas, the way you litter your vids with
Shitty skits that are just witless; my guy, there's no way you'll win this
Cause I'm Nitro Rad! (Yeah!) Killing this YouTube game better than you have
Musically amateur with the crap you sang, go and ask Brady if I make a funnier short film than you can!
And you pack no beef, makes sense you hang with vegans
But it's not the first time that I'm leaving Mario players beaten! (Yeah!)

Scott the Woz (1:35):
Are my tastes just bad? Am I the one to blame?
Or is it that James’ vids are DUMB and LAME?
Got my skits to TV, there’s like nothing that I can’t do
Took over JonTron on Reddit, you can't even crush an Ant, Dude!
This Rayman fan couldn't hope to disarm me
Content so repetitive, like Wii’s iCarly!
You'd only get by selling out with shirts
While I support a good cause when I'm dishing out merch!
It's Awesome, Baby, how you keep striving to prove your worth
But the only time you'd break a leg is with the Madden curse!

Nitro Rad (2:03):
Sure, you landed on TV but don't forget how it all happened
Only managed to gain traction through the shoutouts that you salvaged
I'll go Zip Lash at a has-been showered in copies of Madden
Let me spit facts: this rap is just like Tinder, we're no match, bitch!
I'll be Fatally Framed for this beating I'm giving; I've been Breaking Boundaries while you're shilling Gex
Your panel is something I couldn't attend even if you stopped acting like a nervous wreck
Unlike your virginity, Scott, you’ve lost this battle (Oh!)
So go ahead and suck my floppy Fortnite dick, asshole!

Scott the Woz vs Nitro Rad. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. RaccoonBroVA & JustGamer)

Happy Holidays everyone! We're back again with a seasonal classic, it's the salty sea scourge, Blackbeard, pitted against everyone's favorite and iconic Christmas time mascot, Santa Claus! Enjoy!

CAST
Mancha as Santa Claus
Mr. Tibbs as Blackbeard

LYRICS:
SANTA:
Some fruit for your crew, some crackers for Polly
Leave hooks for the good, diss tracks for the naughty
Take a seat on my lap and let's get down to business
Tell me little Eddie, what would you like for Christmas

BLACKBEARD:
This saint he be missin’ what I want for christmas, I want to be like you (Yar)
Cop treasure aplenty, rob corporate plenty, booty for you and yer crew (Bars)
Can you spare a few doubloons from pockets deeper than the deep blue?
Now that ye wouldn’t do, Nick, it’s ye I see through cuz
Your ho-ho-hokie shit is so below me Davy Jones be
Drowning, he be choking on the sickly sweet baloney 
Yee be feedin’ to the children like yer more than just a fable
Christian pricks pitting their kids like several Cain & fucking Abels
Over gifts they get in scores, cause they did a couple chores
But they all tend to ignore, the creep peepin’ through their door
As you rummage through their drawers, hoggin’, downing all the noggin
Step away from the stockin’, Nick, it’s time for a floggin’

SANTA:
Ho ho hold up, I can’t stand the lies you spin cause
I won’t take the slag off the seadog who put the virgin in Virginia
Mad your shabby shanties don't match with my carol lines, huh?
Go take a Bath, not talking the Carolinas
Lit without the coal. Kick you in the south pole, but
It’s not on the pole with ya, Buy Coca Cola 
Pop your head like a screw-off cuz it’s best if you cruise off
Catch me on the roof, dog. Red dot on you like Rudolph
When I come in commandeering the deer and sleigh I’m seen in
Being loved by the masses is the only care I be in
But this scallywag wouldn’t know how that feels; unfortunate
Where’s your Christmas cheer? Keep your head up, as an ornament 
 
BLACKBEARD:
I owned the high seas, ye dined on milk and sweets
Wouldn’t hurt to spare a couple to the elves and Black Pete
A fate worse than with the fishes when all you get is hershey kisses
I be gettin’ naughty listed when I set sail with yer missus

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Blackbeard vs Santa Claus | GridLine Rap Battles Season 3

ENNWAY! as The Slender Man
Vladimyr P. as SCP-173

The Slender Man:
I can’t believe they put a shmuck in the stone age to face this
My Arrival will be brutal if you think you can resist
Dressed with the slickest outfit- you’re just a game design gimmick
While I’m already primed and ready to rid 91 of inanimate mimics (HA)
The stakes are high, go find my pages; brace to die
Haters break in Slender’s Wake so go back to your place and cry
When I’m a bit further away then you can try hard to escape
But your status is as good as static cuz your bars are half-baked

SCP-173:
I thought I was the statue but that flow was dried out
But why bother trying to spit when you don't even have a mouth?
Fuck the D class, your rapping's worth an F, when I am generous
I roll with well made anomalies, your fanbase are degenerates!
I raise hairs on people's heads, because they know their neck is fucked
While you've got people raising voices thinking their machine's defunct!
You cause death upon sight? I guess your movie fits a little then
But I leave belittled kid's tales brittle, right down to their bitter end

The Slender Man:
Try that mouth line again, and since you're talking out your ass-
When I'm done with you there'll be a second time you've bit the grass
Spitting slendersick, so you could only win by proxy
And even as a statue, you lack stone-cold bars to rock beats
Teleport into your cell simply to leave this Peanut cracked
Although your lyrics are such trash it’s barely worth it to [REDACT]
Not even worth a Euclid class, photosensitive to bars
That make it clear that you’re forever stuck exactly where you are!

SCP-173:
You tried to snap back with wack raps, but flinched and broke your lines
So now I’m spitting with such illness; call me 049
Got the bars inside the chamber; you’re shooting blank like your face is
No matter what the case is you’ll be trapped in my containment
You’ll be seen cut in this cutscene no static screen could rattle me
Tried to battle me but it’s so obscene that you’re a Grosse Mann grooming pre-teens
You’re poorly proportionate with the purpose left unknown
For your childish games, so BEN’s not the only thing you’ve blown.

Written and Mixed by Vlad and ENNWAY!
Beat Produced by Dansonn
Cover Art Made by Vlad

The Slender Man vs SCP-173. Sinister Rap Battles

Saul Goodman Vs. Daredevil

Snakebite Rap Battles: Bruno Madrigal vs Donnie Darko

ERO - WDDC - trails REMIX

Bob the Builder vs. Thomas the Tank Engine:

Dustin as Bob the Builder
Boris as Thomas the Tank Engine
F00PZ as Dora the Explorer

Flowtest: http://picosong.com/wsg2w/

Beat: http://picosong.com/wsj9R/

Written By: ma nama jeff

Bob the Builder:
A rapping issue, Can we fix it? tell me, man
I am not Obama, but, yes we can!
I’ll build up a rhyme that you’ve never seen before
My hats a fucking turtle, while you smoke like a weed whore
Cuz I have the crack up my ass and ima use and choose it
because I have rapping skills that are really LIT.
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch 
laughing my ass off, eat my shit
Who wins this blocky battle, I don’t care if you are tall.
Yo momma is like my neighbour - bald.
Like I said I’m 100% on crack
You're like a train of stolen knowledge getting knocked right off the tracks 

Thomas the Train Engine:
Step aside, or else I’m gonna hit you with my bars
think twice before you’re rude to me… RIGHT LARS?!?!
Choo Choo mother fucker I'm puffing in hot
Eat my grandparents and take your best shot.
Ex won’t give it to ya, you are a hater!
I bet you had an internship at fucking Mario Maker.
im a pro! Like you would even know!
Yo Bob your nipples are ice cream cones 
Bob The Builder, just get a fucking job!
But when it comes to rap, shut the fuck up.
Call me your series, because I’m fucking dumb.
Get out of here or i’ll @ everyone 

Bob the Builder:
Oh god I want to kill myself please let me die
You already dropped your fork with your animation style.
I’m the best gravity falls antagonist you’ve ever seen.
Even with a blunt and doritos you’ll still be found as a rusty McQueen.

Thomas the Train Engine:
You tell me to drop the fork? You already dropped the mic!
And no I’m not Primetec - Psych!
Bob the Builder, more like Bob the Nothing, you moron!
And build a wall to keep you Mexican out like Dora 

Dora the Explorer:
They call me Mista so Disstracking!
In rap battles I’m bitch slapping!
Let me teach you how to speak a little spanish.
And then wait a year for your answer to make you vanish.
You are a chigga chigga, while I am much bigga bigga
Wanna be a wigga wigga, when you push my trigger triggered.
Rhymes are sicker than the fox that is trying to whoop me.
You lost this battle, bitch lick my tootzies!

Bob the Builder vs. Thomas the Tank Engine - RAP BATTLE!

DNA_Fox as Freddy Fazbear
Freshy Kanal as Mr. Bear
Mixed by Boris

I don't even know anymore who all wrote this

Lyrics: 

Freddy: 
Have a seat kid and let me read you a story 
About how I make a kids dreamland turned gory 
I'm the name brand for horror, you wanna try and take me 
Believe me, I leave you burning like FNAF 3!
Take this tip or I’ll leave you hidden
With all the cameras in the world you couldn’t locate a win.
You can’t step to me I'll leave the rest of you in pieces.
Testing me is deadly, I make pizza outta pedo’s! 
Rewrite your ending, your readers will be satisfied
When you're bruised ass body will leave you looking like Purple Guy!
It took your readers an hour to get across your plot.
But then your creepy PASTA got eaten by this RESTAURANT!

1999: 
Did you get a case of Foxy jaw? Or was that a real try 
Of transparent disses coming out a ghost AI?
Look, your whole franchise is an epic fail.
I light your ass up, it got overshadowed by Tattletail.
Everything was fine until 2014.
When Freddy Fazbear was yet to be on the scene.
And Scott Cawthon became creepy pasta fan.
and said: „1999? i'll make a game of that!“
Shut your fucking springtrap, you lines don't have logic.
Mr bear is back to beat this animaTronic.
Your story is shit and your jump scares are crap.
Am I supposed to be scared of a child’s soul in a top hat.

Freddy: 
I've seen a better creepy pasta in Dead Bart.
Why don't you get a shovel, my pizzaria is your graveyard.
Keep your lines to yourself, you'll be buried alive, 
New Year's Day 2000, death of 1999.
The night's coming to an end, it's almost 6 AM.
I leave Mr. Bear in the backroom never to be seen again!

1999: 
Forget the idea of spitting some lines.
You verses were so bad, even your fanbase would change sides.
This creepy pasta made your existence get signed.
Don't try to prevent you copied Chuck E. with those Cheesy rhymes.
A little teddy bear wants to scare me with a scream.
Make like the real Freddy and go haunt some dreams.
Your fans will never know the ending of this battle.
But I give them a hint: Mangle!

1999 vs. Five Nights at Freddy's - Rap Battle!

Vladimyr P. as Squidward's Suicide
Light as Suicidemouse.AVI

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE
AGAINST
SUICIDE MOUSE
BEGIN

Squidward’s Suicide (0:31):
Spitting notes on a sheet at a rodent in the streets
So here is your receipt for your defeat on the beat
Jumpscare with blurry jpegs? Finding worse copies is tricky.
Busy playing Cat and Mouse with the will to live, Mickey?
Performance is important, unlike your savvy film glitches
You’re Plane Crazy if you think you won’t be sleepin’ with the fishes
This wack rat's rap attacks belong in the trash
I ended with a bang; you're more of an anti-climax

Suicide Mouse (0:51):
I didn’t think it was possible to battle a bachelorette
And the disses that you spat could have always been better, yet,
The voices are loud, you think my ears can’t hear flow that badly?
I’m the one that flows Nasty; you overdosed on Krabby Patties!
First your clarinet got blown, next your concert got blown
Then your brains got blown; now your Suffering’s well Known 
Your Clarinetland dreams are the only place you exist
Swept Bold and Brash off the track, your loss isn’t much of a twist

Squidward’s Suicide (1:12):
Bars; Indistinguishable, like a sour note; horrid
DVDistorted and dysphoric, curling smiles; morbid
This rope? I’m all for it! Murmured talk; choked and disrupted
Prepare for disappointment, since your win will be corrupted
You couldn’t walk the walk so don’t TRy to talk the talk
Because you’ll end up like those dead kids when I break you like your music box
Get back from me, my concert is my dying commitment.
The sights of hell will make you DO IT. And that is Hyper-Realistic
It’s sadistic of this mouse if it thinks that it can lurk
In my house, without a peep, but that is Not How Raps Work!
Think you’re so Epic, Mickey, but every shot you fired missed me
“oH yOu’Re So UpSeT” ‘cause you got Abandoned by Disney

Suicide Mouse (1:43):
You look a little serious, Tortellini is delirious
Look at his mental weariness; he must be on his period
Subsist with the barrel, but the shells, you can’t resist, 
Tried spitting a bloody tampon; what came out? A Red Mist!
Those lyrics you read, missed, on the sidewalk, like a dead kid
You look afraid, bitch, so hide under your bed, squid
This morbid joke, hoax, couldn’t even try to hurt me
Unlike an old film roll, you couldn’t do me dirty
You must be happy-go-lucky, you’re upset? Don’t try to hug me!
Your rapping is static, and your rhyme schemes were white noise; fuzzy
And your diss was so delayed that this is twice that you’ve been played
But your fame had been decayed so I’m sorry I stayed.. (Hoo Hoo!)

Squidward’s Suicide (2:14):
The formula to my victory; I’ll Patty Steal the key

Suicide Mouse (2:17):
I’m boo-ing you off of the beat; call it Disney+ your defeat

Squidward’s Suicide (2:19):
Darkness approches (Suicide Mouse) as the screen cuts to black

Both, crying (2:21):
Say your “Rock-a-good-byes,” because you won’t be coming back...

*two gunshots simultaneously, outro plays*

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, Fightmarker, GamingPlush64, ColeDaCole
Beat Producer: Dansonn
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by RandomUser488 & Vlad