Bob the Builder vs. Thomas the Tank Engine:

Dustin as Bob the Builder
Boris as Thomas the Tank Engine
F00PZ as Dora the Explorer

Flowtest: http://picosong.com/wsg2w/

Beat: http://picosong.com/wsj9R/

Written By: ma nama jeff

Bob the Builder:
A rapping issue, Can we fix it? tell me, man
I am not Obama, but, yes we can!
I’ll build up a rhyme that you’ve never seen before
My hats a fucking turtle, while you smoke like a weed whore
Cuz I have the crack up my ass and ima use and choose it
because I have rapping skills that are really LIT.
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch 
laughing my ass off, eat my shit
Who wins this blocky battle, I don’t care if you are tall.
Yo momma is like my neighbour - bald.
Like I said I’m 100% on crack
You're like a train of stolen knowledge getting knocked right off the tracks 

Thomas the Train Engine:
Step aside, or else I’m gonna hit you with my bars
think twice before you’re rude to me… RIGHT LARS?!?!
Choo Choo mother fucker I'm puffing in hot
Eat my grandparents and take your best shot.
Ex won’t give it to ya, you are a hater!
I bet you had an internship at fucking Mario Maker.
im a pro! Like you would even know!
Yo Bob your nipples are ice cream cones 
Bob The Builder, just get a fucking job!
But when it comes to rap, shut the fuck up.
Call me your series, because I’m fucking dumb.
Get out of here or i’ll @ everyone 

Bob the Builder:
Oh god I want to kill myself please let me die
You already dropped your fork with your animation style.
I’m the best gravity falls antagonist you’ve ever seen.
Even with a blunt and doritos you’ll still be found as a rusty McQueen.

Thomas the Train Engine:
You tell me to drop the fork? You already dropped the mic!
And no I’m not Primetec - Psych!
Bob the Builder, more like Bob the Nothing, you moron!
And build a wall to keep you Mexican out like Dora 

Dora the Explorer:
They call me Mista so Disstracking!
In rap battles I’m bitch slapping!
Let me teach you how to speak a little spanish.
And then wait a year for your answer to make you vanish.
You are a chigga chigga, while I am much bigga bigga
Wanna be a wigga wigga, when you push my trigger triggered.
Rhymes are sicker than the fox that is trying to whoop me.
You lost this battle, bitch lick my tootzies!

Bob the Builder vs. Thomas the Tank Engine - RAP BATTLE!

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Yo, I'm Kari. I rarely go on Soundcloud, but I make some YouTube content. I made this account when I was heavily depressed, but now I just don't care about it anymore lol.

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WARNING - I DON'T EVEN OWN THE BATTLES, THEY'RE FROM THE ERB WIKIA. 
I just put them on YouTube, AND on Soundcloud.
I even made my own battles, but not all of them sucked.
I felt so retarded last time when I was editing pages.
So, now I've learned that you can edit your own pages, but not someone's else.
Most certainly, the reason why my mouth is in a gutter, it's because my dad was mentally ill.
He and my mother had a donut fight, and he lose.
The police kicked him out of the house, and he was put in jail.
My mother was working on an court plan.
[I'm such a major douchebag. -_-]

SO, ENJOY!

I’m just a 24 year old on the internet.

Bob the Builder vs. Thomas the Tank Engine - RAP BATTLE!

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