Damn Deku, you had to use 100%? You could have killed him with 8%.

Hestia (greek mythology) vs. Hephaestus (greek mythology)

favorite battles of 2019

note: based mostly off of how much i listen to them lol. there's some like dustin v jacob i didnt put on here because of that reason

Favorite Battles of 2019

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CREDITS:

Alex M. as Sonic
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZ...

Mat4yo as The Flash 
https://www.youtube.com/user/Mat4yo

Art & Animation by
TreToonzz
https://twitter.com/TreToonzz
https://www.instagram.com/tretoonzz/

Written by Freshy Kanal, Jughead Jay, Evan, Creep Switch and Mat4yo

Additional Help by:
MetaMachine & Gamingplush64

Beat prod. by
Kustom

Audio Engineered by
Freshy Kanal

Mastered by
Sebb

Storyboard by
Freshy Kanal

Directed by
Freshy Kanal

Thumbnail by
Fightmarker

Special Thanks to SlimPlay

Thanks for Watching!

Lyrics:
Sonic:
Bring me in and the mic is gone
A gaming icon; speeding past your ass since 91’

I’ll fire up the track and fry up the “fastest man”!
Already cracked an Egg, now I’ll put a Flash in the pan!

I’m the Megaman for Sega fans, dedicated to best foes
You could never Top me, even if you went Rogue 

Flash back to the past, in case you didn’t know
Your mommy kicked the bucket cause you’re too slow!

You sunk into your guilt but you couldn’t take the blame for it
Cuz when she went out of the picture your daddy got framed for it

But I will give you the benefit of the doubt, your family can be-
Nevermind-  you turned your ex to .exe


Flash:
I feel suspense but it needs some sense, 
couldn’t you have tried this sooner?
Always squeeze in trends 
to receive more friends 
but still can’t blow up? ok sonic boomer

Work and love are two ends of the rope
You keep the ring in the pocket and let her sleep in the friendzone 

Put on some clothes, or do I need to address
That Flash is my name and not a request

Drop out of the olympics, it’s a big fat excuse
Keep living in the Shadow of people fighting in red suits

I’ve been in first place since before you were born
I make new 52, you make more 34


Sonic:
Cute setup, but it really ain’t my style
It doesn’t take Tails to tell I’ll run a mile

I can make you transform before you attack back
Just drive into Sonic’s and you’ll return as fat flash


Flash:
I’m running on water, in seconds I’m past it (oh!)
While you flow like someone who can’t swim!

I know the truth hurts, your zoo herd of losers
Cursed Sega so much, they’ll call you the blue slur


Sonic:
I’ll teach your Speed Force a free course in spitting a verse!
You bit the dust like this was Crisis on Infinite Earths

News Flash! There’s a new flash! 
He Zooms past! Leaves you last! It’s the blue dash!

You went out with a terrorist? Just to get used at S.T.A.R.?
I guess we could say your date took banging a bit too far

Let me give you an idea of a future you can peak at
I’ll dominate DC as if it stood for DreamCast!


Flash:
I’d diss all your forms but I wouldn’t make it through
Cuz those OC’s make me sick, Soni-Choo

And in 8 whole years you pulled a whole route 
From "gotta go fast" to "gotta get sued"!

You seem to be unaware, so better face facts
This rodent is roadkill on both the rap and race track

You’re always getting stomped out and pummeled by Metal Sonic
But the Man of Steel I face is left in dust in my comics!

Your latest animation tried to stack up a Green Hill
But you rushed for bucks! Guess you’re the proof that speed kills!

No matter what design, you’ll always be a flick killer
So forget your gold rings, today you took a Quicksilver

Sonic vs. The Flash

Sonic vs. The Flash - Rap Battle!

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Raichous and King Mewtwo

Additional Help by:
Seth W., Stofferex, Violet, Titanium, MetaMachine and Zawesome

Art by:
CyanCoat

Produced by:
Epistra 

Mixed, Mastered and Edited by:
Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:

Alex DeLarge:
It’s cold blooded pleasure but I love to trick them
Dirty old drunkies playing the bloody victim
They picked him? Stop staring at me and man up
You toss your actors in the trash like your index cards at standup
Alright, alright, alright! Get off the stage, Casanova.
Your character got so milked, they would sell you at Korova.
On the streets I was a tragedy and yes, I paid for it
But the real horrorshow’s your concept of relationships
Harley didn't harm your life so please tell me
How she left you for the bat.. and you blamed it on your belfry?
Clark pierced your heart like a Spade, you knew it sucked
Not even the hospital could save you... since you blew it up.

Joker:
Strange way to entertain but move aside, fraud
Watch out! You and the beat just built a suicide squad!
You had a big mouth ‘til you got fed up with the truth
I use my mind as a weapon, you use it as an excuse
Alex acted without thinking, like magic without a trick
You’re fake, dead and empty, the sculpture of a dick
And your in-out game is a hypocritical brawl
You signed in as DeLarge and came out as DeSmall
Yes, I'll dance with the devil and I mutilate faces
But you won't catch me singing in the rain with a rapist
And our key to Anarchy is to lock up up this hazard token
The time is in my hands to show your clockwork is broken
So take notes like Beethoven, I heard you like that
You’ve been blinded by society but I love targeting bats

Alex DeLarge:
Your miserable jokes couldn't gain any traction
So you needed laughing gas just to get a reaction
It’s filthy, seeing the little stain you’ll remain
At least now I have a reason to claim gulliver pain
You resist following orders, so here's an offer:
Allow me to kill you as a wildcard for the Oscars.

Joker:
You claim to dictate, then let me do it like your friends
And call our issue “Joker’s New Way Revenge”

Alex DeLarge:
I’d have given you up too, had I been your father.
Even in the real world, your creation is a bother.

Joker:
You’re mechanical, organic, any prisoner’s relatable
So don’t blame your new brother if you’re acting so replaceable
Kubrick abused you, used the friendship he bought
That gun has been loaded til the movie was shot.
But keep an eye open for sunshine.
Your tolchocks were a killing joke and the state gave you the punchline

The Joker vs. Alex DeLarge - Rap Battle!

Hercules:
I follow every path that my soul leads
But I’ve never heard a myth containing pineapples with nosebleeds
Oh please, the stars are looking quite concerning
I learned about the zodiac and you seem like a virgin
A vermin with perversion that I’m supposed to slay down
I’m taking more swings than your ass on the playground
I’ll play it like Pain’s bout, I got superior physique
You’re looking like a ramen noodle but you’re sucking up to me?
You’re known for teaching kids the most aerodynamic run 
For when they’re trying to infiltrate Area 51
This boy’s acting like a knuckleheaded fraud whose
Got the people raging at his tales like the weeb version of Fox News

Naruto:
Your story is odd, I’ve heard it a lot and I believe in unusual fights
But this fraternity jock turned Ancient Greece into Grease the fucking musical, yikes!
They don't want you on Olympus, I've heard a lot from Hermes 
Slapped on the face of earth, they almost called you Herpes 
You say my destiny is written in astrology
But never saw yourself owned by the Death Star Company
You're half a god, the truth is the other half's a nuisance
The only time when you resemble Zeus is when the booze hits
Cuz you’re ruthless and you threw the parentship, can’t carry it
Only know how to break shit, that explains four marriages

Hercules:
I got issues with my family? Think before you flow 
You spent more time sonning me than you did with Boruto

Naruto:
My son fights on his own, but what about your ladies?
You couldn’t kill your guilt for a pile of crying babies!

Hercules:
Talk about fathers, I bet yours can relate too 
He figured he'd rather die than live a second to raise you
Go run up trees all you want with your practice in chakra
But with that little wood you got you can’t reach the tree of Sakura 
Your whole life you've been a nerdy loser, it's your fate
My legacy inspired decades, you can’t get a single date
You’d only offend the deaf, your floppy sign language can’t harm me
Look at your right hand, it’s you and what arm-y?

Naruto
You underestimate a jutsu with your street fights
Cuz on your inside you’re a pussy, no-mean lion 
I summon Toads that spit more flames than you ever did 
Because you only dish fire - when your kids are at the end of it
You’ll pay for your habits, for all the pain and the panic
You left the stadium frantic and tried to claim it’s romantic
You brought the fear in your era and now I’m clearing your terror
No matter how much you wanna impress, you’re a zero to Hera
From bravery to slavery you pay to be a scandal
Stop hook-and-piling humans, you should do it on your sandals 
You chained every man and still consider yourself a mighty god?
With all the slaves you own, you turned Olympus to a Nike shop

Naruto vs. Hercules - Rap Battle!

Bear Grylls: 
So, I’m about to land in the wild
Coming up on my new show - Man vs Child;
I confront the worst dangers. If a proud hunter 
steps up to me, he’s going down... under 
I got bare skills - I watch bears kill
Light Ken on the Barbie - Bear grills! 
gross from the He-Man hair to the trousers
The ugliest mammal that I’ve ever encountered 

Steve Irwin: 
Did ya know? Bull shit helps plants grow 
You could sprout a whole forest with ya darn show 
Crikey, you survived nights snacking on bugs?
Then you'd share a slice of pizza with ya cameraman, Doug (Hi!)
In fact, let's cut Bear's pack some slack
They do everything he does with ten tonnes on their backs
Ya thirsty? You keep on moping around 
If you wanna take the piss then open your mouth 
Eww, mate! is everything you do fake? 
I love reptiles but not you, snake
You topped many mountains but keep this in mind
Reaching my peak is the steepest of climbs

Bear Grylls: 
Here’s another fact that you might find scary;
You belong on world’s deadliest parents
They’re pretty different, Steven, so how are you confused?
One’s your son, the other’s alligator food. 
If you want to talk about stirring up lies;   
Don’t claim you love all creatures, then disturb the wildlife 
I don’t think that they appreciate the big mouth that you bring
Swim in my flow and feel my raps sting 

Steve Irwin: 
Can’t you see? Were you stung by more bees? 
The best survivor is Steve - even Minecraft agrees.
I believe every animal deserves my protection 
Although this Bear is a worthy exception 

Bear Grylls: 
Yeah, you used to rep the animal kingdom 
Had some valid opinions about this planet we live in, that was your mission 
with your passing did you pass on that wisdom?
No. Your family rallied to Jimmy Fallon to scavenge some income

Steve Irwin (Speaking): 
That’s a verse?
No, this is a verse.

Steve Irwin:
Your programmes are pathetic: irrelevant’s where you’re heading
You should teach your audience how to survive your wreck on Netflix 
That’s what you get: relying on celebrities for more clout 
It’s evident; no one clicked on this battle for the boy scout
Nice to meet ya’, you got the right idea; 
You built fires with tree sticks, but I’m the primal leader,
who built a legacy with his timeless speeches
If you wanna mess with me, get in line behind PETA

Bear Grylls vs. Steve Irwin - Rap Battle!

Freshy Kanal - Frodo Baggins Vs. Ancient Egyptians Rap Battle Ft. Freeced, LittleFlecks & More

Freshy Kanal: Morbius vs. Dracula - ft. Chase Beck & Littleflecks

Freshy Kanal: Hulk vs Frankenstein ft. Eric the Audible, Fightmarker & Mr. Tibbs

Mathew Swift as Rick Sanchez
F00Pz as Bender Bending Rodriquez

Rick:
So retarded C-3PO really wants to fucking fight? 
Either I’m tripping or I didn’t kill all those parasites 
I’ll pay for your assassination then slip you the bill 
You won’t be the first of Groening’s characters I’ve killed 

Morty:
Gee, I don’t know about this Rick

Rick:
M-Morty, he’s a robot;
We could have his screws loose before he shows us what he’s got 
There’s millions of galaxies in infinite realities
In each and every one, your show remains a fucking tragedy

Bender: 
I can easily bend this crackpot and his little twerp,
Then I’d spit more fire than you, with one burp 
Running you over when I become a Were-car
You like to prison break? You won’t escape these bars, 
Invent a way of mastering flows, I’m the main ingredient 
Keep rapping Farnsworth, you’re making my win easier,
Tho’ when capping a pan-sexual, I think I oughta pass 
Cuz I know you’d do more than bite my shiny metal ass

Rick:
You’re not a fembot anymore, so why is sucking still your motto?
Dating Calculon like “Domo arigato Ms. Roboto "
A glitch prick hitched to sexbots more than Morty is 
Turns out your ass percentage is w-wayyy above 40 BITCH! 
I outsmarted the devil; 3 numbers have you in pieces 
Jerry the robot? *Burp* the other Rick’s have to see this
I’ll bring a battery-verse of hurt; that, you can count on
So crawl back into the factory that you were shat out of

Bender:
I'm belching up rhymes to burn this doc until he's brown
Send him Back to the Future- where I wear the crown,
Bender is the greatest, that’s the way the news goes,
I’ll kill all humans and leave rapping to the robos
You must be more drunk than the flask you’re mixin’
Even more of a douchebag, than President Nixon
Gonna make your mind blown, like your improvised youth,
I’m off to make my way back in a suicide booth 

Rick:
Attempted Suicide? Already ticked that off the checklist 

Bender:
Get bent then; instead I’ll chug a beer and forget this 

Rick:
Maybe you aren’t such a Redgrin Grumble after all 

Bender:
I have no idea what that means but-

Both:
l-l-LICK MY BALLS

Written by Red, R the Writer, Legion, Truth, Walk, Mathew Swift, Vladimyr P, Adroitwhiz, Skeep and Fle

Rick vs Bender. Season 3, Wave 1

This battle means a lot to me as both my last one and one that took over two years to make. Thanks for listening!

Chao as Dimentio
SkeepTieel as Marx

Written by Chao, Dani, ENNWAY, and R the Writer
Thumbnail by Aaron Peters
Beat by Kustom

Dimentio: 
It’s the paper and plot twister cutting and crossing dimensions 
Against a pestering festering jester who won’t steal attention
Take you to a world where I’m invincible to your attacks 
Using the Chaos Heart, it’s not just Mr. L who has my back 
Pop this Kirby Super Star like the planet he wants so bad 
My magic’s getting tragic, making your death sad
With your philosophy on life, Marx is an ironic name
Everyone has Wishes of making you Milky go aWay 
Falling off your little ball don’t make you cute, it proves your loss
Even Groucho’s more comedic than this joke of a boss
Manipulating mechanical monsters while I’m in my prime 
I see you're tryna battle me, so that means “It's Showtime”

Marx:
The Sun and Moon are warring, wanna help me on a mission?
I'm a tactician, so don't mess with my mirrored ammunition 
What happens when you combine a cute face with a jester?
Still a better final boss than a giant springy head, sir
I'd flatten you with my beach ball, but you're already made of paper 
I’m a star, spitting rhymes like Nova, a death maker 
Won’t need the Fountain power from the planets I already rule  
To leave this overly-hyper megalomaniac schooled 
Underwhere? Underwhy is your life a World of Nothing!?
Calling my schemes pathetic when your plan revolves around bluffing 
Plant your Floro Sprouts in me? I’ll leave you in Dimension D!
Cause when it’s Showtime, it’s no time to sing your melodies

Dimentio:
Quit embarrassing yourself, looks like Marx left no marks  
Thinking you’ll really capture anything when I’m the king of hearts
Copying myself till you can’t comprehend who I’ve become 
We’ll all attack you as one and you’ll be left dead and numb  
Silencio! Keep quiet, turn this jester into a mime 
Because Dimentio is mentioning that Popstar is now mine!
You’re as blind as any other bat to think you have this in the open
Leave you with more than bad luck once this Mirror Kirby’s broken

Marx’s Soul:
You better have saved tomatoes for The True Arena’s end 
When this is finished, Count Bleck will have some more paper to mend 
Rhymes like scissors, an interdimensional blizzard 
Is spiraling towards the offspring of Houdini and a wizard!
I’m Ultra! Super Star beats Super Paper Mario  
Kirby’s gone and so are you, I’ve won in this scenario 
I’ll be back someday, because with my newfound prospect 
The soul of a god has crushed a failed art project

Dimentio vs Marx - Rap Battle

Jacob G as Kickass
J Morris as Deku

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Jason, Vriska and Jughead Jay

Cover Art by:
Zim 11037

Additional Help by:
R the Writer & Zim 11037

Beat by:
Audio Network

Mixed and Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal


Lyrics:

Kickass: 
Hey Hit-Girl, you wanna-? Oh, it’s just me
Well, uhum- Stand aside for a hero to serve the beat

Cause against me? Study up my name. 
Why don't you take a page
For someone who can make a change. 
Do what you do best: break a leg

I don't need a Sick Stick to make me spit sick
You lock the top dog, I'll bite off more than this dick, prick

You misfit, the real world ain't some class to place last, kid
Bitch, your name literally means you get your ass-kicked

Your obsession with your teacher really gives me the creeps, bro
Boku no Hero? Change that to Boku no Pico

Deku:
You’re one to talk about starting off worthless
With your daydreams and hormones, 
I wouldn’t say that you’re quirkless

So let me take the shots, but you won’t need your vest
Cause even if you’re juiced on speed, you couldn’t match my 5 percent

Cram more cheap jokes and violence, 
I’ll Detroit Smash your privates
I destroy foes with high kicks, 
you need cheap toys and sidekicks

It took one whiney white kid to almost go and unfold ya
And the size of your nightsticks? Not. Plus. Ultra.


Kickass: 
Talking ‘bout dick jokes but you couldn’t get around
Your girl’s got gravity powers but you still can’t go down

I might’ve fucked up my senses, but you still get on my nerves
Too bad your daddy couldn't pass to you his fire spitting quirk


Deku: 
Well too bad your daddy didn't pass his genes for getting murked 
You're so scared of getting hurt, you let a kid do all your work

Think you’ll leave me in a Red Mist? 
You can’t hip-hop like Tsu, though
Staten Island’s got it rough if their best hero is a dudebro!


Kickass: 
You’re one to talk about parenting, watch what you utter
You pull a momma’s boy household by disappointing each other

Drowning in your mourning, dude, you would beg to reach my tier
Shit, retitle this “my wetsuit Vs your self pity tears”


Deku: 
I'm strapping armor, 
while you're bragging 'bout that wetsuit you're repping?
You spent too much kicking ass in a Walmart clearance section

But you said you wanna make up for your mistakes?
It’s a bit late
This dickface draws his path in the shadow of Nick Cage

Keep running yourself in depth with all the chaos you're causing
I’m gonna show myself out now and share that cocoa with your coffin

Kick-Ass vs. Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle!

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Vladimyr P. as Bobby Yeah

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
BOBBY YEAH
AGAINST
SALAD FINGERS
BEGIN

(0:22) Salad Fingers:
Welcome to rap little chap, today you sail on my ship
Ovens on, fire up, I’ll take you on a another trip
Through a world of slaughter, red water, body horror,
In order to corner this low life thief explorer.
You’re an awkward little Garçon, aren’t ya’ little Bobby?
It’s quite Naughty to be touching EVERYTHING for a hobby
And what you utter makes me shudder since you’re nothing but a bluffer
So take your pain porridge, or you’ll end up with a Glass Brother

(0:43) Bobby Yeah:
Take on an animal like me, and this Great War will go south
So it’s time that I shine; to wash the Firth out of your Mouth
And with your ‘orgasmic’ gestures; will leave you with more than a splinter
That will allow me to stop the motion of your middle finger.
You’ve lingered on for too long so you best be prepared
When fingered pawns start to bawl "Don’t Hug me .I’m Scared!"
Andrew-Hands will be back to his cupboard in despair
When transmissions tell him he missed his mark by a hair

(1:05) Salad Fingers:
I like rusty spoons but I don’t like you
And your rain rusted raps taste like soot and poo,
This Eraserhead may have awards that he had “found”
Before your conception, I put animation in the new-ground
The people chilled to the bones, they went where no one else goes,
And they dared to press a button… that was my videos
The story of how I was hexed made them all perplexed
And now it’s written in text, and your loss will be next

(1:27) Bobby Yeah:
I am very sick from the soup that I spit
Try to toss your salad raps, but MY bucket won’t be kicked
Don’t try to sneak out your intentions through the red wall
Because I'm watching you there, and this face sees all
Daddy’s fame delusions from the house to the sewers
Makes you puppeter everyone, right down to your viewers
You will see the blueLight when I distribute this immigrant
The disses that Caillou deserves for being family belligerent

(1:49) Salad Fingers:
I’ll be the one to push your buttons in this Picnic to spit licks
I think I may have miss-clicked on this wannabe dick flick
You managed to get a-head, but by the very last scene
You’ll find a fate much worse than a blade from a guillotine.

(2:00) Bobby Yeah:
The meaning of my fever dreams is forever being disputed
While fan-theories had figured out the nightmares you executed
This battle was a reflection, do you know which side you’re on?
Here’s a hint: Another flesh-boy victory’s stolen and gone.

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, Ryan Tillotson, Dani Frias, and GamingPlush64
Mixed Audio / Effects by Vlad
Beat Producer: 2Deep
Cover Art Creator: Vlad

Bobby Yeah vs Salad Fingers. Sinister Rap Battles

Lyrics:

Shazam: 
Fighting a social wreck doesn’t seem like it’s that fun
But if you’re messing with Batson, better step to the bat, son. 
You started one battle and split the peace down the middle 
But ask Ulysses if he sees that this war ain't civil 
If there's someone you should marvel, you don’t have to look far 
This butterfly’s floating in? 
Guess I’m not seeing stars..
Your dignity ain’t bulletproof, you’re gullible, that’s all
You went from G.I. Joe into Captain Barbie-doll!
Oh! I’m cold news, like Thor’s weather clan
So don’t mind if I steal the thunder - SHAZAM!
This melee’s critical, tell Thanos to craft your tomb
Why trying to beat enemies when you push ‘em out your womb
Space awaits a tragedy if they push you to knock ‘em
You’re the security of NASA? 
Houston, we got a problem.

Captain Marvel: 
Before I save the world from snapping into grainy bits
I’m being sent here on a mission just for me to babysit
A spunky little orphan go and gets some magic mettled 
I know my name is Carol but what's this, a Christmas special?
You'll be bursting into flames if you are messing with the Cap
Telling me Shazam's your name? 
We get more help with the app
You get possessed in your quests, I double what this loser can
You’re a bent Clark Kent, barely half a’ Superman!
Compared to Goose, you are the bigger copycat.
Stole your name right off of me, 
then your logo off of Flash
You got your suit from the wizard, 
and your whole comic from DC
I’ve crushed Skrulls before, I wouldn’t let a clone beat me. 

Shazam: 
I’ll take all of Danvers’ raps and Bat them back at ya!
Speaking of look-a-likes, I'll cook you back like Black Adam
Your fights don’t make it better, 
you gotta get it in your head
Revenge or not, your boyfriend is and will stay dead
But I’m sure you're finding plenty of ways to forget that
You emptied out so many bottles, 
guess that’s why they call you Cap!

Captain Marvel:
Your sister turned evil, 
but you're the one they changed to fill their wallets
Squeezed a cheesy schtick so money trickles from the Fawcet
Your writers started off a nazi, you really think you mean well
But before you'd shout Shazam, you were screaming Sieg Heil
Like Injustice, you'll be getting hushed and murdered by your hero
I don't have to be Binary to know you’re nothing but zeroes
Ask the comic fans, everything that matters are the scores
You've been stomped out just like my movie will do to yours


HalaCG as Captain Marvel

Jughead Jay as Billy Batson

Titanium1208 as Shazam 

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Jason, Seth W., MetaMachine and Jughead Jay

Mixed by:
Freshy Kanal

Artwork by:
Alien Madman

Beat by:
Hollywood Legend

Captain Marvel vs. Shazam - Rap Battle! (Bonus)

In honor of the anniversary of Baldi’s Basics, he decided to show up for a rap battle! Against him are the dynamic doggy duo, Poochee and Pansy! Who will win the clipart crown? What mysteries lie inside of this battle? And more importantly, zkr duh fdfrjulqv dqg zkdw kdyh wkhb grqh wr wklv fkdqqho?

Dani Frias as Poochee.
GamingPlush64 as Pansy and FILENAME2.
Swoldow EVGRB as Professor Baldi.

Written by GamingPlush64 (with help from Dani Frias).
Mixing done by Freshy Kanal.
Beat by Epistra Beats.
Cover art by Dani Frias.
Puzzle tested by Dr. Sci-Fi (https://m.twitch.tv/doctor_scifi) and Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:

pooceeandpansy:
Horror requires unexpected thinking outside the box
But now a “Loser’s Sucky School?” - The LSS must be stopped
You wanna face off, Mr. Krupp? Like Filename2, face corruption
You could barely teach the Basics! You couldn’t uncode our puzzles
We’re the biggest unsolved screamer that the Dark Web’s ever heard
You’re just the craft of a Unity using, 14, Doki Doki nerd
EVERYONE BUT YOU IS DEAD, but it’s better you don’t exist!
Consider that another Gangadittle reality fixed

Baldi:
No animals in my halls, or the cat will take your tongue
I’m spittin’ quick like Sonic and still top him with teaching the young
Experimenting was nonsense for I'll still take the first prize
I’m not a Fan of the Dial-Tone of non-existent canines
No Suffering in the Dark, you’re in my Schoolhouse and can’t leave
While reviewing your work, I’d rename it Poaching some Pansies
You CANNOT HIDE. I will FIND YOU. Better get it through your head
After wandering my halls, you’ll find that they are ALL DEAD

poocheeandpansy:
You’re making us Blue, your lyrics were soda - liberately cheap
Finishing you should be easy when it only took 2 weeks
You know we Gotta Sweep away a Slender clone’s fame on the rise
Another nonsensical horror? I think it’s best to Close Your Eyes

Baldi:
To close my eyes? You’ll be without them by the time my lesson’s through
You should have made like your series and just delayed the part 2
I’ll Sock it to Lasagna Cat’s lazy storyboarding drafts, you’re
getting an “F” for morph suit villains as your best Arts and Crafters

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poocheeandpansy vs Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Miles Allen as Spongebob
Matthew Thomas as Patrick

Jughead Jay as Gumball
Elijah as Darwin

Spongebob & Patrick:
I’m ready! ... To flip this battle like a Krabby Patty 
Was this fart of a cartoon created by his flabby daddy?
I’ll have you like your voice actors cuz’ this kitty’s getting fired
Your show’s an acid-trip of styles that makes Tobias look tired 
Why don’t they take their insults and push them somewhere else
Have a Nasty Patty But he’s already full of himself
Hey Patrick, guess who I am? Uhhhh, stupid? No,
I’m the Amazing World of Gumball What’s the difference? I DON’T KNOW

Gumball & Darwin:
Who earns minimum wage and has ADHD? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Annoying, eccentric and stupid is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
If a dead drawn-out show is something that you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Then grab your remote and change over to Nick SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
You’ve hit Bikini Bottom; I could squeeze this Sponge with any diss 
What the what’s wrong SpringBoob? I think that he’s just Jellyfish 
Whether it’s rap or Boating School, you’re always gonna fail 
Because this Goofy Goober’s even slower than his snail 
I’m a real star fish- do you live under a rock? 
You’ve both been demoted to Tweedle-Dee and Dumb f*ck

Patrick:
I can’t wrap my head around your raps like a trombone 
Chewing out this Gumball who can’t even wumbo
Who you calling Spongebob? (uh patrick) I’m Patrick- that’s enough 
I’m not your girlfriend but your disses sure crack me up 

Spongebob:
Your early reel had potential but I think I oughta’ mention 
It went down the drain when doodle-darwin lost his 3rd dimension 
You ain’t the centre of attention next to Teen Titans Go reruns
Since kids only line up for you when they’re after The Refund

Gumball & Darwin:
Your repetitive slapstick couldn’t make the viewers stay amazed 
These tuna fish will get creamed like they rapped with Mayonaise 
Hop back on Hasselhoff, don’t hassle us- yeah, you aughta’ run 
you look up to us; you live under the water, sons!

Spongebob vs Gumball. CMRB

Mat4yo as Ash
CamVGRB as Yugi
Produced by Hollywood Legends
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:

Ash:
I've journeyed cross the globe for the right foe to challenge me
Not grandpa's little goth with a duel personality
Deal me your best cards, catching is my real test
And I swear I’m gonna royally flush your whole deck

Cause I’m Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town
Meet me on the battleground
I won't need a ghost type to send you to the shadow realm
 
I’ve been the star for generations ‘cause I train hard
Your show ended sending you to the graveyard 

I’m a master at battling 
l’ll send Abra, kadabra to dismantle this hand-me-down magic the gathering
It’s blasphemy, when this faux pharaoh folds his hand to me
I can’t imagine just how angry all ten of his fans will be

You’re all talk,
You claim to wield the power of the gods
But couldn’t get Téa to wield your Millennium Rod

Even when you rip me off, you don’t have the balls, Yug
So, pass the baton to... *Atem*... it’s your move

Yugi:
Another Ketchum bad start, knew you can’t attack hard
Droppin’ all those Wack bars, Activates my rap card
Try to zap sparks while your life points are drainin’  
Because I’ll school you so badly you’ll have to battle with Jaden 

You’re Stubborn as your Charizard but just try to listen
Because I put in all my heart when I send out Dark Magician
So its funny the professor sent you out on your mission 
So that he could flip your mother into Face Down Position

Monsters, I’ve defeated tons
Champion since season one
You were 20 years of disappointment 
‘fore a league was won
You train and slave away with Pikachu as your Side Piece
Go somewhere new and he’ll lose to a Level 5 Snivy 

You trick your fans to buy your products in multiple versions 
Like you’re using Brain Control to pokebank off virgins

I’m the King of Games, you’re just in a petty one
And that little puzzle league’s nothing to my Millenium

Ash:
Your time’s over, you bi-polar high roller
Hit the road or give Yami back the controller
Your only defense mode is plot armor
And your hand is looking holo when it comes to capsule monsters

Yugi:
I’ll concede that your integrity was pretty strong
Until your mega evolutions were grave robbin’ digimon 
You’re releasing half your pokemon it’s hard to step up
When we only just shuffled and you had half your Dex cut

Ash: 
Stacking up to me is something you cannot Xyz
Not even Team Rocket can compete with your pot of greed
Scheming these mechanics is for bidding a scam
You think megas were bad? Your summons need to get banned

Yugi:
When it comes to strong opponents Twerps are never my choice
I mean you’re fighting like a girl cause one does your voice
So it doesn't matter how many badges you earn
I keep spitting those burns to put Ash in an urn

Ash:
You’ve got the driest style in all of Egypt
Your friends’ souls get captured cause your raps are cofagrigus
You’ve earned a false prophet at the cost of my fame
Forget missingno, your tomb will be missing name

Yugi:
I will crush you like a bug you were so foolish to battle me
You’re a polymerization of when Red meets a caterpie 
You’ve been banished by the greatest duelist that you’ll ever see
So I’m out! Just like every girl you ever meet

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