Name: MUSICAL PORTRAIT OF THEODORE DALRYMPLE, Op. 117, No. 10 by Gary Lloyd Noland, composer in CONFUZZLE BOX by GARY LLOYD NOLAND
Duration: 3 min 53 s
Description: The PIMPLETON PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE performs MUSICAL PORTRAIT OF THEODORE DALRYMPLE (English Cultural Critic, Prison Physician, and Psychiatrist), Op. 117, No. 10 by GARY LLOYD NOLAND. For more information on the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com.

CONFUZZLE BOX by GARY LLOYD NOLAND

The PIMPLETON PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE performs MUSICAL PORTRAIT OF THEODORE DALRYMPLE (English Cultural Critic, Prison Physician, and Psychiatrist), Op. 117, No. 10 by GARY LLOYD NOLAND. For more information on the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com.

MUSICAL PORTRAIT OF THEODORE DALRYMPLE, Op. 117, No. 10

The PIMPLETON PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE performs RUMINESCENT MEGETATIONS by GARY LLOYD NOLAND. For once, after enduring more than two years of this catastrophic global pandemic, whensoever ruminescing over the "good old days," the realization lately dawned on this composer that such times of yore (meaning ca. three years ago) were, indeed, substantially better. For more information on GARY LLOYD NOLAND, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com

RUMINESCENT MEGETATIONS

The PIMPLETON PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE performs NIGHTCLUB CHIMERA by GARY LLOYD NOLAND. Reminiscences of some drunken nights in seedy bars from my school days. For more information on the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com

NIGHTCLUB CHIMERA

The PIMPLETON PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE performs SACHER FANTASY by GARY LLOYD NOLAND. Having once partaken of a bona fide Sacher-Torte at Café Sacher in Vienna late one afternoon in December, 2006 (which was presumably concocted from Franz Sacher's original 1832 recipe), this piece is a modest attempt on the part of the composer to cast a sort of subsonic survey of the biological processes at play when the digestive enzymes and gastric juices encounter the rich chocolaty globules  of this famous Viennese treat upon its ingestion into one's food sack. For more information on the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com

SACHER FANTASY

The PIMPLETON PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE performs HEBDOMADAL MINUTES OF THE HUMAN IMPERSONATION SOCIETY by GARY LLOYD NOLAND. It's a little known fact that, once a week, for the past several hundred-thousand years (give or take), the minutes from committee meetings held by the Human Impersonation Society have been meticulously recorded with due diligence by nominated members of its secretarial staff. For more information on the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com

HEBDOMADAL MINUTES OF THE HUMAN IMPERSONATION SOCIETY

The PIMPLETON PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE performs CONFUZZLE BOX by GARY LLOYD NOLAND. A problem so difficult and complicated, it's not even worth attempting to solve it, for, verily there is no solution, for it is far preferable, after being stabbed—and, miraculously, surviving the trauma—to keep the knife lodged in one's gut rather than to attempt its removal and risk an excruciating death thereby. For more information on the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com

CONFUZZLE BOX

ARISTOBOMBASTIC TRIPE DREAM by Gary Lloyd Noland (July 30th, 2025). For more information on the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com

ARISTOBOMBASTIC TRIPE DREAM

MIDNIGHT VACUUM CLEANING PHRENZY by Gary Lloyd Noland (July 30th, 2025). For more information on the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com

MIDNIGHT VACUUM CLEANING PHRENZY

FRANTICALLY STRIVING TO FEEL OPTIMISTIC by Gary Lloyd Noland. For more information on the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com

FRANTICALLY STRIVING TO FEEL  OPTIMISTIC

GAUNTLET JAUNT by Gary Lloyd Noland (August 6th, 2025). For more information on the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com

GAUNTLET JAUNT

VISPROINTIAMO No. 11 for piano, composed and performed by Gary Lloyd Noland. For more information on the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com

VISPROINTIAMO NO. 11 for piano

A HOST OF CONFLICTING AGENDAS by Gary Lloyd Noland. To read more about the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com

A HOST OF CONFLICTING AGENDAS

PROMENADING PLUTOCRATIC MORONS by Gary Lloyd Noland. For more information on the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com

PROMENADING PLUTOCRATIC MORONS

AMBIENT MUSIC FOR NEUROTICS by Gary Lloyd Noland. For more information on the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com

AMBIENT MUSIC FOR NEUROTICS

DEI MADRIGAL for mixed choir by Gary Lloyd Noland (Sept. 18th, 2025). For more information on the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com

DEI MADRIGAL for mixed choir

F*CK THE SYSTEM! for mixed choir, two pianos, and objects that can be hit, thrown & banged by Gary Lloyd Noland (September 21st, 2025). For more information on the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com

F*CK THE SYSTEM! for mixed choir, two pianos, and objects that can be hit, thrown & banged

Resides in Portland, Oregon. Grew up in Berkeley, CA. Born in Seattle.  PhD, Harvard. “Gary Noland is one of the great composers of the 21st century.”—JACK RUMMEL, KGNU 88.5 FM, Boulder CO, “...iconoclastic, stylistic potpourri standards of giddy humor, no holds barred soup to nuts and high spirits.”—ROBERT LEVIN, pianist, musicologist, composer, "...a fleet-fingered, ebullient performer ... bright, witty and engaging.”—CHRISTIAN CAREY, SPLENDID MAGAZINE, “...distinctive, inventive ... subversive ... You can hardly be indifferent to Noland’s music and so I would urge you to try it.” —ROGER BLACKBURN, MUSICWEB INTERNATIONAL, “...set in a dizzying harmonic language that loops uncontrollably through a wide-ranging gamut of possible and impossible tonalities ... The general effect is like watching wet paintings of 19th Century musical memorabilia drip into frazzled 21st Century oblivion...” —ALLEN GIMBEL, AMERICAN RECORD GUIDE, “Mr. Noland writes as a ‘time traveler’ in styles long abandoned by most composers as well as styles so new as to not have been imagined but by him. This he accomplishes naturally, convincingly, with originality and true passion. His command of all musical languages and his ability to traverse musical time is nothing less than remarkable. Listen!”—DONALD MARTINO, Pulitzer Prize winning composer, “...mind-bending spiraling of focus which is truly breathtaking ... spectacular...”—CHARLES AMIRKHANIAN, composer, sound poet & radio producer, “I'm amazed at your harmonic skill. Haven't seen or heard anything like it from any one else—except yours truly—certainly not from your generation. It falls somewhere between Strauss and Mahler. Especially like how you are able to slip in and out from the tonal to the atonal—or near atonal...”—GEORGE ROCHBERG, American composer, Pulitzer Prize finalist, “...court jester to the classical establishment...”—PAYTON MACDONALD, AMERICAN RECORD GUIDE, “...florid and juicy...” —RICHARD BUELL, THE BOSTON GLOBE, “...an incredible aural web ... a great ostinato of American kitsch. Sul pont never sounded so good.”—RUSSELL STEINBERG, composer, conductor of the LOS ANGELES YOUTH ORCHESTRA, “...I am bowled over by the expertise of your music: you use certain elements from the 19th century and from jazz, etc., and just at the moment when I am about to say, OK, what else is new?, you do a number of things, such as speeding up, becoming wildly dissonant, modulating to a distant continent, stopping completely and throwing some kind of total surprise ... you seem to know exactly when to do what and how much. I don’t know anybody else who can do it!” —ANDREW IMBRIE, American composer, Pulitzer Prize finalist, “... remarkable stuff...”
—MAX MORATH, American ragtime pianist, composer, actor & author, “...a loony composer from Oregon...” —MAX SHEA, WMUA 91.1FM, Amherst, MA, “Gary Noland is one of those 21st Century composers seeking to forge a new aesthetic based on older models that do not traffic in serialism or minimalism ... Zany waltzes, ragtime riffs, chorales, toccatas, and much else romp and tear through these depictions of superheroes and villains from his ‘chamber novels’; other pieces spoof serial music ... to grand operas ... and Jewish guilt.” —JACK SULLIVAN, AMERICAN RECORD GUIDE, “...Paranoid Ravel...”—ALEX DUNN, KZSU FM90.3, Stanford, CA, “...It’s a romantic romp, rhythmically robust yet melodically flirting with the nostalgia of cabaret, minus the sleazy diminution of spilled drinks and smelly ashtrays. Its elegance recalls Elgar, and the serious sides, a synthesis of those strange bedfellows Schubert and Ives. Composers hate it when their music reminds you of someone else’s, but writing within a tradition, Noland has incorporated divergent styles that, woven together, work. Cosmopolitan without snobbery, it’s intelligent, pleasurable and convincing.” —ROCKY LEPLIN, THE BERKELEY VOICE

MUSICAL PORTRAIT OF THEODORE DALRYMPLE, Op. 117, No. 10

Gary Lloyd Noland, composer

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