Storm (epic instrumental)

[Verse 1]
Adrenaline makes my heart race,
Dopamine gives me a pleasure rush,
Oxytocin release when we embrace,
Because I love you so much.

[Pre chorus 1]
Serotonin on the rise,
Endorphins bind to receptors,
I feel so much love inside,
From these chemical connectors.

[Chorus 1]
Oh, Chemicals in my blood,
Released when you're with me,
You make me feel so loved,
Thanks to my brain's chemistry.

[Refrain 1]
Oh yeah!
You give me love chemistry.

Oh yeah!
You give me love chemistry.

[Verse 2]
Epinephrine in my system,
Secreted from my kidneys,
It quickens my heart's rhythm,
When you say hello to me.

Dopamine gives me pleasure,
When your lips press against mine,
You're my greatest treasure,
And you make me feel divine.

[Pre chorus 2]
Oxytocin, the love hormone,
Is involved in feeling fond,
It shapes how our love grows,
And helped build our strong bond.

5-hydroxytryptamine,
Serotonin floods my brain,
It makes me feel so happy,
When you speak my name.

[Chorus 1]
Chemicals in my blood,
Released when you're with me,
You make me feel so loved,
Thanks to my brain's chemistry.

[Refrain 1]
Oh yeah!
You give me love chemistry!

Oh yeah!
You give me love chemistry!

[Refrain 2]
Oh yeah!
You give me love chemistry!

Oh yeah!
You give me love chemistry!

[Refrain 1]
Oh yeah!
You give me love chemistry!

Oh yeah!
You give me love chemistry!

You give me love chemistry

[Intro]
This song is about chemistry,
I've loved it for a long time,
If you wanna learn, stick with me,
And listen to my silly rhymes.

I'll go through the fundamentals,
Perhaps some things you've learned at school,
I hope you don't think I'm mental,
Cuz I think chemistry rules.

[Verse 1]
The smallest unit of matter,
Atoms make up everything,
From humans to step ladders,
And gold diamond wedding rings.

Mendeleev first designed,
The periodic table,
Based on protons in nuclei,
It gives elements their labels.

[Chorus 1]
Oh, chemistry,
I think that it's the best,
The perfect science for me,
I'm totally obsessed.

Some people think it's boring,
Which I feel is fair enough,
But I think it's worth exploring,
The science of stuff.

[Refrain 1]
Oh yeah!
The science of stuff!

Oh yeah!
Chemistry is the science of stuff!

[Verse 2]
Moles are how chemicals are measured,
A standard unit for calculations,
6 point OH! 2 2 times ten to the twenty third,
It's an important chemistry foundation.

Ratios are used for stoichiometry,
And you have to use a lot of fractions,
I know it's a hard part of chemistry,
But it helps us learn about reactions.

[Refrain 2]
Chemistry.

Science of stuff!

Chemistry.

Science of stuff!!

Chemistry.

Science of stuff!

Chemistry is the science of stuff!!

[Verse 3]
Moles divided by volume,
Calculates concentration,
From your beer to your perfume,
It's important information.

Oxidation and reduction,
Electron transfer reactions,
Is used for energy conduction,
With positive negative attraction.

[Chorus 2]
Oh, chemistry,
I think that it's the best,
The perfect science for me,
I'm totally obsessed.

Some people think it's boring,
Which I feel is fair enough,
But I think it's worth exploring,
The science of stuff.

Science of Stuff

[Verse 1]
I woke up this morning and couldn't speak,
My throat felt like it was cut by a thousand razor blades,
I was so excited for D and D this week,
But now I'm just feeling dismayed.

[Pre chorus 1]
My dreams of being the DM,
Were dashed by a viral infection,
I was looking forward to the mayhem,
But right now I'm feeling deep abjection.

[Chorus 1]
Viral laryngitis,
Inflammation of my larynx,
I can't do anything to fight it,
And I'm finding it hard to bear it.

My throat feels so sore,
I've got a fever and cough,
Don't think I can take it any more,
And wish I could turn it off.

[Verse 2]
The doctor said to rest my voice,
But I really want to use it,
But I guess I have no choice,
So I thought I'd make some music,

[Pre chorus 2]
Gotta soothe my throat with lozenges,
Take some ibuprofen to alleviate,
I want to use my voice again,
But for now I have to wait.

[Chorus 1]
Viral laryngitis,
Inflammation of my larynx,
I can't do anything to fight it,
And I'm finding it hard to bear it.

My throat feels so sore,
I've got a fever and cough,
Don't think I can take it any more,
And wish I could turn it off.

Viral laryngitis

[Verse 1]
I'm a midnight sphere; I'm invisible,
You can only see me in front of a star,
My gravity is so strong that light can't fight my pull,
And I am never ever far.

[Pre chorus 1]
Stellar or supermassive,
Intermediate or primordial,
I'm terrifyingly aggressive,
And excessively territorial.

[Chorus 1]
I'm a black hole,
A dark well of gravity,
I'm unknowable,
A universal tragedy.

[Chorus 2]
Hawking long theorised,
But, I took a while to prove,
My theory was long fantasized,
And now I'm coming for you.

[Post chorus 1]
Oh yeah!
Now I'm coming for you.

[Verse 2]
Accretion disk of gas,
A burning blaze turned night,
I am born by collapse,
So you'll never see my starlight.

[Verse 3]
I break time and space 
At my singularity,
Your existence will be erased,
Welcome to my eternity.

[Pre chorus 2]
My event horizon,
The point of no return,
No more sun for risin'
But don't be concerned. 

[Pre chorus 3]
One day I'll reach your planet,
And swallow up your dawn.
Your world can't withstand it,
And it will soon be gone.

[Chorus 3]
I'm a black hole,
A dark well of gravity,
I'm unknowable,
A universal tragedy.

[Chorus 4]
Hawking long theorised,
But, I took a while to prove,
My theory was long fantasized,
And now I'm coming for you.

[Post chorus 2]
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Chorus 3]
I'm a black hole,
A dark well of gravity,
I'm unknowable,
A universal tragedy.

[Chorus 4]
Hawking long theorised,
But, I took a while to prove,
My theory was long fantasized,
And now I'm coming for you.

[Outro]
Oh yeah!
I'm coming for you.

Oh yeah!
I'm coming for you.

I'm a black hole

[Verse 1]
Come closer my merry friends,
Listen to my harp and lute,
Hear my tale of a knight who met his end,
At the hands of a devil's fruit.

[Verse 2]
He entered a tournament,
Where the crowd buzzed with anticipation,
But it soon turned into his torment,
Due to a burning sensation.

[Chorus 1]
Sir Marcus of Chantilly,
Made a terrible error,
He ate the hottest chilli,
And started to feel terror.

His mouth was ablaze,
His innards were sore,
His mind was in a daze,
But he kept eating more.

[Verse 3]
With every nibble and bite,
Sir Marcus started to sweat,
But he was a brave knight,
Who could not lose bets.

[Pre chorus 1]
He was encouraged by his comrades,
Marcus vowed that he would not retreat,
But then he started to go mad,
From a crimson pepper's heat.

[Chorus 1]
Sir Marcus of Chantilly,
Made a terrible error,
He ate the hottest chilli,
And started to feel terror.

His mouth was ablaze,
His innards were sore,
His mind was in a daze,
But he kept eating more.

[Outro 1]
He finally reached his limit,
And needed intensive medical care,
While Marcus felt accomplishment,
He needed new underwear.

[Outro 2]
Marcus the knight did not prevail,
But he made an oath to return,
Next time he will bring a mug of ale,
To battle the hellish burn.

Sir Marcus of Chantilly (epic bard song)

[Intro]
Gather round, young and old,
To hear a tale of a dragon's gold.
Twas stolen by a charming rogue,
Who was dubbed the silent smoke.

[Verse 1]
The smoke was extremely stealthy,
And he lived to rob the wealthy,
Footsteps quieter than a feather fall,
The smoke was the best thief of all.

[Pre chorus 1]
And despite his early success,
Smoke desperately needed to rest,
He wanted to retire from his thieving life,
And to live out his days without strife.

[Chorus 1]
In this tale of ancient lore,
The smoke plotted to win the biggest score,
So he gathered noble heroes nine,
To attempt the heist of a lifetime.

[Verse 2]
A quest went the heroes and smoke,
Through frozen hills and ancient oaks,
Until they finally found the dragon's lair,
But before them lay a thousand stairs.

[Verse 3]
But then smoke spied a suspicious cave entrance,
So the party started to climb the steps,
And though smoke wasn't built for endurance,
He desperately needed life insurance.

[Chorus]
In this tale of ancient lore,
The smoke plotted to win the biggest score,
So he gathered noble heroes nine,
To attempt the heist of a lifetime.

[Verse 4]
The smoke and heroes found the dragon's lair,
But none among them were Dragonslayers,
But smoke blew a tranquilizing dart,
And hit the dragon's exposed heart.

[Bridge]
They then waited in the shadows deep,
For the dragon to fall asleep,
They then found a sparkling mass of treasure,
With worth that was beyond measure.

"Smoke stole as much as he could carry,
And knew that his future was to be merry,
But then suddenly the dragon awoke,
And was angered by the thieving folks."

[Pre chorus 2]
With a ROAR and a mighty bellow,
FIRE spewed hot on those poor fellows,
They sadly DIED before closing the deal,
And this is why you shouldn't steal.

[Chorus 2]
In this tale of ancient lore,
The smoke failed to win the biggest score,
He and his noble heroes nine,
Died during the heist of a lifetime.

[Outro 1]
Oh, and despite their awful dying,
Others soon started trying,
New heroes follow in their footsteps,
And vow to climb those thousand steps.

Heist (epic bard song)

[Verse]
My cheesy tortilla , hot,
I love quesadillas a lot,
They are easy to make,
And they taste really great. 

A warm and toasty treat,
They're filled with cheese and meat.
They can be plain or spicy,
And they aren't very pricey.

[Pre chorus]
Fill them with any food,
I get to pick what to include.
I like chicken and sour cream, 
Veggies and pinto beans.

So many flavours I can choose,
From cheeses crumbly or smooth.
Their cheese holds things inside,
And their contents never spill outside.

[Chorus]
Quesadillas I adore,
I always want more.
Quesadillas are yummy,
I want them inside my tummy.

Put that snack into my hand,
Just make sure it isn't bland.
A snack never surpassed,
Quesadillas can't be outclassed.

[Verse]
Quesadillas are a great snack,
But I need to start cutting back.
I gotta put less on my plate
Because I keep gaining weight.

My pants are bursting at the seams,
So now I have to buy new jeans.
My waist can't take anymore,
And I can barely fit through doors!

[Chorus]
Quesadillas I adore,
I always want more.
Quesadillas are yummy,
I want them inside my tummy.

Put that snack into my hand,
Just make sure it isn't bland.
A snack never surpassed,
Quesadillas can't be outclassed.

[Outro]
Quesadillas are superior,
Other snacks are inferior.

Quesadillas are superior,
Other snacks are inferior.

Quesadillas are Yummy

[intro]
"Welcome to Ankh Morpork city. It's great to see new faces. Call me Dibbler, CMOT. Come with me to see Ankh Morpork's famous places."

[Verse 1]
"The tour starts at a dolla twenty five, and that's cutting me own throat. But I'm the best tour guide alive, so give me your coins and notes."

[Verse 2]
We're starting at the river Ankh,
With water muddy and dense,
So thick you can walk bank to bank,
But do so at your own expense.

The Watch House is on your right,
This is where officers solve crimes,
They keep Ankh Morpork safe at night,
Under the command of Sam Vimes.

[Bridge 1]
This is the Unseen University, 

Where students and wizards reside. 

The Unreal Estate is full of mysteries.

But unfortunately they don't let tourists inside. 

[Bridge 2]
On your left is the Assassin's Guild.

Where younglings are trained to inhume. 

I knew that this place would thrill.

But the tour must now resume.

[Chorus 1]
Dibbler's Ankh Morpork tour,
The best sightseeing trek on The Disc,
It costs a dollar fifty to see more,
But it's worth the financial risk.

Ruled by Havelock Vetenari,
Ankh Morpork is a delight,
The Discworld's finest city,
So let's continue seeing Her sights.

[Verse 3]
On your right is the Temple of Small Gods, where people worship gods of lesser import. The temple is a little bit odd, and you might need an armed escort. 

Next is the Guild of Alchemists, where they practice their explosive art. Unfortunately, this place is definitely off limits for tourists because it often gets blown apart.

[Pre chorus 2]
This part of the city is called The Shades.
You should stay away from this zone.
You'll be stabbed with a wicked blade.
If you walk its streets alone.

[Chorus 2]
Our last stop is the Mended Drum,
The perfect place to drink tonight,
The public are always welcome,
But watch out for the bar fights.

[Outro 1]
Now you've seen a bit of the city,
But Ankh Morpork has hidden gems,
There's so much more of her to see,
So share my tour details with your friends.

[Outro 2]
Thanks for joining Dibbler's Ankh Morpork tour,
I hope you folks had a lot of fun,
The exit is through the souvenir store,
And don't forget to buy a sausage in a bun.


Dibbler's Ankh Morpork Tour

This song is a tribute to my favourite Discworld character.

Oook! 🍌 (epic instrumental)

Aussie scientist/writer/classical musician who makes metal for fun. Expect mostly lighthearted songs and epic instrumentals. Thanks for listening 🤘❤️

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