[Verse 1]
Step right up and look,
BF1 can clean and cook.
The perfect boyfriend's for sale,
He's a steal without the jail.

We're pleased to announce,
That you now have a discount,
You can try him for free,
And your satisfaction's guaranteed.

Whooooooooooooaaaaaah 

You can try him for free,
And your satisfaction's guaranteed.

[Pre chorus]
Warranty we'll provide,
That BF1 won't leave your side,
He comes in every style,
So delete your dating profile!

He's absolutely bug free,
Though there's a subscription fee,
But you'll never be lonely again,
So sit down and grab a pen.

[Chorus]
BF1 makes dreams come true,
A bespoke boyfriend just for you.
An amazing chance,
At everlasting romance.

Don't worry bout the price,
Just imagine paradise.
He's charming and attentive,
Don't mind my pay incentive.

[Verse 2]
He'll sweep you off your feet,
And you'll finally feel complete.
BF1 can fill that void inside,
And you should show him off with pride.

His love is attainable,
He's emotionally available.
He can fix your heart,
Your BF1's a work of art.

[Pre chorus]
Fresh from the floor,
He'll make you feel secure.
BF1 has such grace,
He's never second place!

Nobody needs to know,
That his body's all for show.
Limited supply,
You won't regret this buy.

[Chorus]
BF1 makes dreams come true,
A bespoke boyfriend just for you.
An amazing chance,
At everlasting romance.

Don't worry bout the price,
Just imagine paradise.
He's charming and attentive,
Don't mind my pay incentive.

[Outro]
Say goodbye to lonely nights,
Say goodbye to angry fights.
Commands he complies,
BF1's the perfect guy.

Take him home today,
Sign here, don't delay!
He's yours in a flash,
So long as you pay cash.

[Outro]
Say goodbye to lonely nights,
Say goodbye to angry fights.
Commands he complies,
BF1's the perfect guy.

Take him home today,
Sign here, don't delay!
He's yours in a flash,
So long as you pay cash.

Perfect Boyfriend for Sale

Rebirth (epic instrumental)

[Intro]
"Captains log, star date six seven zero zero point one five. This log is about Star Trek Enterprise and how it's the worst Star Trek series. If you're a fan of the show, I suggest you close this log immediately. Otherwise, you may be offended by some of the content. If you're like me and think Enterprise is crap, keep listening."

[Verse]
It's been a long road,
Watching every shitty episode,
Star Trek Enterprise was a terrible show,
And the characters never grow.

I don't have faith of the heart,
Because there were no good parts,
Even with dramatic starts,
Every episode fell apart.

[Pre chorus]
I watched Enterprise in a binge,
Even though it made me cringe,
My patience was getting thin,
So I wanted to have a whinge.

It seems like Star Trek treason,
To say it was cancelled for good reason,
I don't know how it had three seasons,
But at least the cast looked pleasin'.

[Chorus]
Star Trek Enterprise,
Has made me die inside,
And I'm not all that surprised,
That the show quickly died.

The entire show was a wreck,
I only watched it for lower decks,
I can't wait for generation next,
Cuz Enterprise is the worst Star Trek.

[Verse]
I wish I had a memory block,
Cuz the time war was the worst plot,
And poor Porthos was never walked,
Enterprise is a laughing stock.

Enterprise was made of plot holes,
Especially the one about the xindi probe,
There were good bits I suppose,
But overall it was a bad show.

[Pre chorus]
Enterprise is a prequel,
But I prefer the sequels,
I'm glad it was cancelled,
Cuz every episode was hell.

It was worse than the original series,
Which speaks to its bad qualities,
And I wish I could unsee,
The disappointing ending. 

[Chorus]
Star Trek Enterprise,
Has made me die inside,
And I'm not all that surprised,
That the show quickly died.

The entire show was a wreck,
I only watched it for lower decks,
I can't wait for generation next,
Cuz Enterprise is the worst Star Trek.

[Chorus]
Star Trek Enterprise,
Has made me die inside,
And I'm not all that surprised,
That the show quickly died.

The entire show was a wreck,
I only watched it for lower decks,
I can't wait for generation next,
Cuz Enterprise is the worst Star Trek.

Star Trek,
The worst Star Trek.

The Worst Star Trek

Screw Cocktails, Give me a Beer Instead

[Verse 1]
I have a fascination,
With Japanese animation.
And though it can be slow,
Naruto's my favourite show.

Amazing character arcs,
Brought to life by hand made art.
Compelling plots and storylines,
I'll watch Naruto any time. 

[Pre chorus 1]
A newborn baby cries,
From a demon fox sealed inside.
His parents made a sacrifice,
In the hope that things will be alright.

[Chorus 1]
Naruto grew up ostracised,
But he becomes a powerful guy.
Shadow clones are his speciality
Naruto is precious to me.

[Chorus 2]
There are lots of ninja fights,
I stay up to watch every night.
Rogue ninjas in disguise,
Akatsuki are the bad guys.

Naruto wants to be hokage,
But first he must find Sasuke.
I want to watch it every day,
Cuz Naruto's the best anime.

[Verse 2]
Naruto is very kind,
He keeps futures in mind.
Sasuke seeks revenge,
His family must be avenged.

[Pre chorus 2]
Sakura is mostly annoying,
Her presence is soul destroying,
Unstoppable three person team,
Their ninja skills reign supreme.

[Chorus 2]
There are lots of ninja fights,
I stay up to watch every night.
Rogue ninjas in disguise,
Akatsuki are the bad guys.

Naruto wants to be hokage,
But first he must find Sasuke.
I want to watch it every day,
Cuz Naruto's the best animeeeeeeeeeeee!

Naruto's the Best Anime (minor spoilers)

Victory at Dawn (epic instrumental)

The Ordeal (epic instrumental)

[verse]
Going to the bottle shop,
Gonna buy something with hops.
Don't care what it comes in,
I'm okay with bottle or tin.

Don't care about the price,
Any beer will suffice.
And though they're not on sale,
I'll still try every ale.

[Refrain]
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAH 

Oh Yeah!

Give me that beer, baby.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAH

Oh yeah!

Give me that beer, baby.

[Verse]
A hint of bitterness,
It's refreshing and crisp.
Pull out all the stops,
Add in some more hops.

Some taste a bit malty,
Which is great for me,
Pairs well with any food,
I'm always in the mood.

[Chorus]
I'm a beer supporter,
I can't pass up a porter.
A dark chocolate stout,
Never puts me out.

Lagers are liquid gold,
I like to drink them cold.
Beer can't be beat,
A perfect drink for the summer heat.

[Refrain]
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAH

Oh Yeah!

Give me that beer, baby.

Oh yeah!

Give me that beer, baby.

[Verse]
I don't care for wine,
My beer is mighty fine.
A golden delight,
I'm drinking beer tonight

[Pre chorus]
I hope it isn't weak,
It would ruin a winning streak.
I hope it isn't bland,
Just put it in my hand. 

[Chorus]
I'm a beer supporter,
I can't pass up a porter.
A dark chocolate stout,
Never puts me out.

Lagers are liquid gold,
I like to drink them cold.
Beer can't be beat,
A Perfect drink for the summer heat.

[Refrain]
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAH

Oh Yeah!

Give me that beer, baby.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAH

Oh yeah!

Give me that beer, baby.



Give Me That Beer, Baby!

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